Splatoon

[inland gulch]

(I think)

[brittle gorge]

is anyone on team sun even playing

[echo gulch]

i got 199-9998 trying to friend you

[thorn storm]

199-9998 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[echo gulch]

lol

[wintry onyx]

2

[echo gulch]

7/9 i think

[brittle gorge]

4/4 rainy sun join

[echo gulch]

night never won

[inland gulch]

0

[proven flax]

Idk man

[brittle gorge]

timers counting down

we're good

[thick rampart]

we won 1

101-0502

[echo gulch]

oh???

[thorn storm]

101-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[rapid haven]

HIII

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[brittle gorge]

you have tofind 3 other sun members and then you'll be put with me and the 3 other night ppl

[proven flax]

You mind trying to add me again?

[echo gulch]

i cant seem to add you

[brittle gorge]

does anyone wanna do a pb

[echo gulch]

it gives errors for some reasons

[brittle gorge]

real

[echo gulch]

Hosting

[proven flax]

Weird

[stoic zodiac]

Error

[echo gulch]

@timber dirge @wintry onyx @inland gulch are you guys joining?

or do i just give erros

errors

[inland gulch]

I don't see your thingy

Wait

[echo gulch]

i hate friend list

[timber dirge]

im booting

[inland gulch]

It might just need to load

[echo gulch]

better close

lol

i got to rehost

[proven flax]

Yo, 4 suns in pub

[wintry onyx]

just waiting

[timber dirge]

oh alr

[rapid haven]

Let's go

[mossy badger]

😳

[echo gulch]

friends services is being a bitch right now

[crystal kestrel]

1/4

2/4

[echo gulch]

bye my account probably broke

[timber dirge]

again

😍

[inland gulch]

Oh you never accepted my friend request

[wintry onyx]

💧

[echo gulch]

i did tho

omg

pretendo

[inland gulch]

Wtf

[echo gulch]

friend service is being abitch

let me remake a new pnid

[timber dirge]

4th account 😍😍😍

[naive viper]

How is your power level at 1700?

[rapid haven]

Power of pretendo

[brittle gorge]

okay i join

[naive viper]

Mine just says 992

[proven flax]

I'm rejoining

[brittle gorge]

why dont we do a pb

[naive viper]

joining in 25 seconds

[brittle gorge]

this splatfest shit isnt working

[naive viper]

let's

[crystal kestrel]

2/4 50s

[brittle gorge]

@naive viper can you host it so we can do custom colors?

[proven flax]

Full day

[naive viper]

on it

[proven flax]

170 secconds

[naive viper]

Room's made.

[brittle gorge]

okay ill join u

[proven flax]

Wait

[inland gulch]

Bro there is so many people hosting wtf

[proven flax]

The timer stoped

[shy star]

ill join

[inland gulch]

I'm just gonna play Zelda at this point

[brittle gorge]

not showing up

[proven flax]

Lost connection

[echo gulch]

OK YALL ADD oomitestaccount

[shy star]

bruh

[mossy badger]

alright

[proven flax]

I rejoined

[timber dirge]

adding

[rapid haven]

Hi

[shy star]

my account cant take anymore playeers...

[timber dirge]

if it works 🙏🏼

[rapid haven]

Only 2

2/8

[brittle gorge]

gem ur room isnt showin up

[naive viper]

Let me send friend requests now.

[echo gulch]

what are you hosting

[crystal kestrel]

Can i play c none too

[echo gulch]

i'm hosting for VSGame rule ?cNone

[shy star]

this is your permanent account?

[inland gulch]

Istg if it keeps saying please wait

[crystal kestrel]

I can barely play splatfest

[echo gulch]

add oomitestaccount

[thorn storm]

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[crystal kestrel]

Ok

[rapid haven]

We're splatfest battles

[naive viper]

@brittle gorge sent

[mossy badger]

sent

[echo gulch]

PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO DO ?cNone add oomitestaccount

[wintry onyx]

Please wait... 😍

[proven flax]

Timer is on 30

[rapid haven]

Add me pls

[inland gulch]

I need to reboot wait

[timber dirge]

it keeps giving ??? im gonna kms 🥰

[rapid haven]

Omg hi

[thick rampart]

my friend list friends keep disappearing

[echo gulch]

ill add you

IF U GET ??? GIVE UR PNID

[proven flax]

Hi

[thick rampart]

okay

[timber dirge]

SENT

SENT

[crystal kestrel]

Time to wait 50 years just for it to show an error when i try to add you

[wintry onyx]

my wii u crashed :(

[naive viper]

@timber dirge sent

[proven flax]

Rejoining

[rapid haven]

Rejoining

[inland gulch]

Addddddd meeeeeeee

[naive viper]

@inland gulch sent

[brittle gorge]

yeah thats what im doing

[echo gulch]

Alright let me add everyone

[crystal kestrel]

I am trying to add you

[wintry onyx]

sent

[icy shard]

Private battle or public?

[rapid haven]

Who's hosting

[rapid haven]

Splatfest public plsssss

[thick rampart]

holy shit can my friends stop disappearing??

its getting so annoying

[naive viper]

@crystal kestrel sent

[brittle gorge]

i'll host

ig

you can join off mutual friends, right?

[naive viper]

I've sent a bunch of friend requests. Surely, now y'all can join!

[crystal kestrel]

@echo gulch sent friend request

[echo gulch]

i hate seeing this sometimes

[rapid haven]

Add me plsssss

[cyan turtle]

ooh splatfest

[proven flax]

I wonder why it won't let people friend me

[brittle gorge]

okay

[shy star]

tell us when u've made it

[dusty shuttle]

are you guys doing pbs ?

[crystal kestrel]

I have no idea what the purpose of you sending me a friend request is but i accepted

[naive viper]

it's made

[thick rampart]

@echo gulch sent a fr

[modest ibex]

what ur new acc

[rapid haven]

Guys somebody can add me plsssss

[crystal kestrel]

Since i was going to join someone else

[echo gulch]

oomitestaccount

[rapid haven]

I'll add u

[shy star]

u can join through me

[crystal kestrel]

I Am Opening Splatoon Now

[brittle gorge]

i added you

[echo gulch]

Can you try to add me? i keep getting ???

[inland gulch]

Sent

[echo gulch]

alright

[crystal kestrel]

Ok im in splatoon i can join now

[modest ibex]

exactly

[echo gulch]

ur so right

[naive viper]

Ignore the Alpha, Bravo, and Neutral colors, unless you want me to use those.

[cyan turtle]

wii l

[echo gulch]

Ok queens i'm booting splatoon

[modest ibex]

HELP

dummy

[timber dirge]

?cNone 😍😍😍

[echo gulch]

BYE WHAT

[timber dirge]

HELPPP

[thick rampart]

WHAT

HOW

[cyan turtle]

0_0

[shy star]

u still hosting?

[modest ibex]

idk i clicked on miiverse

[naive viper]

yeah

[brittle gorge]

HELP

[dusty shuttle]

whos hosting pbs

[brittle gorge]

gem your room still isnt showing up

[echo gulch]

BITCH

[icy shard]

No friends🤣

[echo gulch]

better not lie

[naive viper]

This is wild. For those trying to join, please restart your system. I know, it is very frustrating.

I will also restart my system.

[crystal kestrel]

Fun fact: In Splatoon, you can join matches that your friends have joined. Press (HOME) to add friends from Miiverse or from your friend list!

[proven flax]

This happens when I try to open the friends list

[rapid haven]

Who's hosting

[naive viper]

sus

[modest ibex]

silly error

[echo gulch]

i am but friend list is annoying me

[rapid haven]

Ic

[icy shard]

Turn it off and on

[modest ibex]

@inland gulch HOW ARE U CONNECTING AND DCING SO FAST

[proven flax]

Restarting rn

[echo gulch]

HOSTING!!!!

[timber dirge]

booting

[brittle gorge]

booting

[naive viper]

launching

[rapid haven]

There's nothing

[crystal kestrel]

The option to join you is grayer than my grandma’s hair

[timber dirge]

omfg pls connect

[inland gulch]

Joining

[thick rampart]

YEAH MY LIST KEEPS REFRESHING SO MUCH

[echo gulch]

mission joined

[brittle gorge]

pretendo moment

[crystal kestrel]

Nvm

[wintry onyx]

joining

[mossy badger]

Hacker voice: I'm in.

[crystal kestrel]

I am joining now

Or at least im trying to

[echo gulch]

Stache keeps connecting and disconnecting from the friend list or...

[naive viper]

@inland gulchthis is highly sus

[crystal kestrel]

Im in

Finally

[modest ibex]

such a jolly goofy joke 🤣

[wintry onyx]

0006 😭

[modest ibex]

please never make it again

[echo gulch]

Who is joining

[thick rampart]

im joining rn

[timber dirge]

me rq if it works

[crystal kestrel]

I am inside your walls

[wintry onyx]

me

[inland gulch]

Bruh I just got a communication error

[mossy badger]

1 more slot

[wintry onyx]

in

[echo gulch]

one more

[timber dirge]

cant see ur pb

anyxays

[modest ibex]

that wont make u any funnier.

[inland gulch]

WAIT

[naive viper]

I don't see anyone's room

[rapid haven]

Guys what fucking about me

[thick rampart]

whoever can join the fastest join through me

[inland gulch]

NOO

[echo gulch]

i'm waiting

[crystal kestrel]

I know :(

[inland gulch]

IM TRYING TO JOIN

[proven flax]

Same error

[modest ibex]

last player gets 2 bazillion dolaroos!

[thick rampart]

oh god i think your nand is dying

[inland gulch]

This fucking shit

[echo gulch]

bro has a hynix nand chip

i love you jesus

[proven flax]

?

[inland gulch]

NO WHAT THE FUCK

[modest ibex]

dont make the mode -1

or i kill u

[naive viper]

you should probably back all of your save data and games up ASAP. I cannot give you instructions on how to do this, though.

[echo gulch]

it won't crash at results

and that's the point of this pb

sis

[modest ibex]

yeah bc there wont be results

[viral flame]

ive been destroying s3 splatzones with @zenith fractal

[echo gulch]

LOOL????

[viral flame]

fun ass game

[echo gulch]

You can disconnect if you want

lol

[modest ibex]

this is a sign to start the pb

[naive viper]

Joining through Jack 0312

[brittle gorge]

0312

[modest ibex]

make it mahi mahi at least

[crystal kestrel]

Bro i see you

[proven flax]

What's going on?

[echo gulch]

Y'all will be locked in my room forever

[rapid haven]

Ok bye

[inland gulch]

Fuck this fucking shit this fucking shitty shit this is worst shitty game I have ever fucking play in my whole fucking life this fucking fuck shit

[modest ibex]

am i allowe to cheat

🤯

[scarlet swift]

thats uh

[brittle gorge]

Real

[scarlet swift]

a sentence

[rapid haven]

Okey but ADD ME PLEASE GOD

[echo gulch]

sure papi

[brittle gorge]

WILLIAMS I ADDED YOU

[rapid haven]

THERE'S NO RQ

[echo gulch]

WHAT

[thick rampart]

HUH

[echo gulch]

WHERE IS THE SPAWN???.

[scarlet swift]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon2-octo-expansion-agent8-agent3-gif-23783251

[echo gulch]

LFMAOOAOAOAO

[wintry onyx]

delicious water

[thick rampart]

LMFAO

[mossy badger]

the fuck is this

[echo gulch]

OKAAY

[crystal kestrel]

Spawn no longer exists

[echo gulch]

LETS CHOOSE ANOTHER MAP...

[modest ibex]

yes

[thick rampart]

LOL

[mossy badger]

nice

[naive viper]

Of course now it shows up! That also means 0312!

oh, never mind

[wintry onyx]

fresh water

[modest ibex]

rehost rn or die

[crystal kestrel]

Dasani

[echo gulch]

I am wait sis

[inland gulch]

I give up bye

[naive viper]

UMM. Hacker?!

[modest ibex]

bye

[echo gulch]

dont

im gonna rehost

lol

[timber dirge]

if u load mahi theres no middle rigjt?

[dusty shuttle]

can i come ?

[modest ibex]

yes but no one dies afaik

[brittle gorge]

can i try hosting

[naive viper]

lol

[echo gulch]

add mùe

oomitestaccount

[crystal kestrel]

Bro this is ?cNone of course “Hacker?!”

[brittle gorge]

i have good internet

[dusty shuttle]

I did

[modest ibex]

no

[echo gulch]

is my pnid

[naive viper]

?c

[timber dirge]

friend service is being silly 🩷

[echo gulch]

I'm hosting again

[crystal kestrel]

What

[inland gulch]

🔥

[brittle gorge]

oh em gee i actually got to join

[crystal kestrel]

Joining

[wintry onyx]

joining

[thick rampart]

joining

[echo gulch]

idk i love testing stuff

[naive viper]

finally!

[echo gulch]

2 more

[crystal kestrel]

Oh

[echo gulch]

NAURRR

FULL LOBB

[brittle gorge]

WE ARE SO BACK

[echo gulch]

LOL

[mossy badger]

getting the no friends bug

[modest ibex]

that is actualle not allowed

[mossy badger]

I suppose I'll restart

[rapid haven]

Can't join @brittle gorge

[echo gulch]

Urchin Underpass works on cnone

NOOOO :cris:

[naive viper]

gl

[rapid haven]

0312

[inland gulch]

Yeah good bye guys

[rapid haven]

When can I join

[inland gulch]

Shitty game

[rapid haven]

That's right

When can I join the PB?

[mossy badger]

joining

[thick rampart]

@clear pecan we never said to you to hack

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/714955847112982629.webp?size=48

[inland gulch]

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS GIVE ME A GAY ASS ERROR

WHGHYDHSHSHS

[mossy badger]

well I was and then I got hit with an error

[modest ibex]

actually oomi said ''sure papi''

[brisk nexus]

Is there just no one playing turf?

[naive viper]

lol

[rapid haven]

106-0312 @brittle gorge who's hosting?

[dusty shuttle]

Matchmaking is broken

[naive viper]

Where's the Now or Never!?

[dusty shuttle]

Its been like that since this morning

[inland gulch]

106-0312 are the worst numbers of all time fuck this shitty shit

[brisk nexus]

That’s amazing, I love pretendo

[naive viper]

UMMM.

[dusty shuttle]

hmmm I got the 106-0312 error

[sweet fiber]

h

[rapid haven]

Wanna play PB with me?

[brittle gorge]

wtf

[dusty shuttle]

Im trying to join their session

[sweet fiber]

I tried to matchmake in splatfest battles for 3 hours straight and I got no match from it lol

[rapid haven]

With NO hacks and neither cemu and neither jgecko

[modest ibex]

okay

[dusty shuttle]

Im on cemu 😦

[inland gulch]

This dick head looking error code

[rapid haven]

No problem

Just add me

[sweet fiber]

OMG CALLIE VS. MARIE???111!111!!?!?!?

[rapid haven]

Or else

[viral flame]

WHAT

[viral flame]

/cNONE

[naive viper]

What is this!?!?!

[dusty shuttle]

It's more fun than fighting with the matchmaking

[modest ibex]

this is NOT fun

[brittle gorge]

this really isnt fun

but we get to play atleast

[echo gulch]

This is basically turf war but it never ends

[rapid haven]

We're 8

[clear pecan]

What

[rapid haven]

Let's go to the splatfest

[echo gulch]

do y'all wanna continue on a different map

[rapid haven]

Eres

[inland gulch]

I've been trying to join oomis shit and it's being stupid it's like God fucking hates me for fucking playing a shitty game from 8 years ago and wants me to wait in pain while the only thing I can think about are the numbers 1060312 oh my fucking shit

[dusty shuttle]

bro is going insane

[viral flame]

play splatoon 3

[rapid haven]

Add me pls

[thick rampart]

oh nvm you're the wrong guy

my bad

[naive viper]

4

[clear pecan]

Hi btw

It's been a while

[thick rampart]

hi

[inland gulch]

Hmm, maybe I would if wasn't that my switch case with everything was lost. Including splat 3 and my switch. So the only game I can play right now is splatoon 1 and is making me go crazy.

[echo gulch]

so

[dusty shuttle]

Bro lost everything 💀

[inland gulch]

Fuck it wasn't lost, it was stolen. Makes it 100x worse

[naive viper]

someone please ban the hackers

[modest ibex]

oomi

please end this

[viral flame]

me

[echo gulch]

sure

[modest ibex]

we're allowed to hack dumbahh

[brittle gorge]

ty

[shy star]

u hosting?

[dusty shuttle]

if y'all are doing pbs on s3 im coming

or s1

[brittle gorge]

hacking in pbs is okay

[naive viper]

Yay! I lost connection.

[thick rampart]

then whats the point if you're just gonna kill us with point sensors?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1091977752640495618.webp?size=48

[zenith fractal]

It is real

[modest ibex]

and in a cNone battle

[brittle gorge]

yeah

[echo gulch]

i ended this madness to continue this madness

[viral flame]

hacking is fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRoj5D8CWFY
https://youtu.be/bndmVCwj5Zw

[modest ibex]

o only killed u bc u were the only one killing me

np

[rapid haven]

Hacking is not a game

[thick rampart]

yes and?

[rapid haven]

It's*

[zenith fractal]

What's going on

[modest ibex]

and what we were allowed to lol

[naive viper]

yes IF you let everyone know in advance that these hacks will take place!

[echo gulch]

HOSTING

[crystal kestrel]

What is going on

[modest ibex]

ur not saying anything about the others u want to blame me

[naive viper]

otherwise it ruins the game experience for most.

[rapid haven]

But add me pls

[shy star]

u hosting?

[thick rampart]

yes

[crystal kestrel]

Bro i joined

[echo gulch]

you can try to join now

[brittle gorge]

we where playing a cnone battle

[echo gulch]

quick it fills

[rapid haven]

Wich is ur pnid

[echo gulch]

2 more

[brittle gorge]

someone is going to be hacking

[modest ibex]

i sent it before the battle started

wtf

[inland gulch]

This fucking shit is still not working

[naive viper]

Whoever is hacking, you must let the players that join know that these hacks will be in place.

[inland gulch]

I'm gonna reset my shit

[rapid haven]

I want to join.....

[inland gulch]

FUCK

[echo gulch]

did you reload the game?

[naive viper]

In many cases, you should only use these hacks in private battle mode.

[echo gulch]

join threw any of them

[modest ibex]

real

[timber dirge]

omfg the luck i just had 😭

[shy star]

im not seeing your room

[rapid haven]

Serena's not online...

[dusty shuttle]

@echo gulch could u accept pls

[brittle gorge]

i am online

[thick rampart]

gonna delete that rq /j

[brittle gorge]

i should be atleast

[naive viper]

I did not make one

[rapid haven]

It doesn't appear

[shy star]

oh

[thick rampart]

i won't dw

[modest ibex]

proof gone : javer banner

[weary yarrow]

Wait splatfest ended?

[naive viper]

lol no

It's just horribly glitchy

[wintry onyx]

no were just doing pbs rn

[dusty shuttle]

Matchmaking is broken

so they are doing pbs

[inland gulch]

Did you start yet

[echo gulch]

nope

[inland gulch]

Ok wait

[rapid haven]

Lol

[crystal kestrel]

Bro wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[rapid haven]

Somebody hacked me

[wintry onyx]

one more slot

who will win

[inland gulch]

I just rebooted the game

[gaunt aurora]

Do pbs count for splatfest or nah

[wintry onyx]

no

[dusty shuttle]

no

[gaunt aurora]

Damn

[naive viper]

got 118-0503

[echo gulch]

javi was allowed to cheat

[echo gulch]

on my private battle i allowed them

[inland gulch]

Now it doesn't even show

I'm trying to join through Imola

Imora

[thick rampart]

odd..

[echo gulch]

hope it works

[viral flame]

personally every time i run splatoon i have tcpgecko and at least 2 codes enabled

[naive viper]

0312

[dusty shuttle]

Im trying to join thru someone else and it does the error code 😦

[naive viper]

I do too, but mine is just colorizer (or some other hacks which should not be used online)

[inland gulch]

It doesn't work

[dusty shuttle]

hmmmmmm

[naive viper]

same

[viral flame]

no he must be BAN

[shy star]

whos hosting?

[inland gulch]

Yeah no I'm gonna go this shit is making me go insane

[naive viper]

lol bye 😢

[modest ibex]

idk why

but i feel pretendo is working much better today

[naive viper]

joining through @brittle gorge

[modest ibex]

i connect to friends service rlly quick now idk

[modest ibex]

bye

[brisk nexus]

What are you testing?

[dusty shuttle]

its useless

it wont work

[echo gulch]

we go chaos

Lets go chaos

[naive viper]

And my system is softlocked AGAIN!

[wintry onyx]

wii u gamepad stick drift

[brittle gorge]

my fucken internet

buggin

[weary yarrow]

Don’t make me scared

[brittle gorge]

sorry if me leavin fucked anything up

[echo gulch]

Ok i'll stop for now

[wintry onyx]

my right stick actually has drift

[weary yarrow]

Ehhh I can fix that

[weary yarrow]

But stick drift

Is my worst fear

[naive viper]

uhhhhhh...

[dusty shuttle]

whos doing pbs on sp3

[modest ibex]

please read the rules thast rude 🙄

[weary yarrow]

Bruh 4/4 with a unfrozen timer

[viral flame]

perhaps 😍

right now im doing s3 with greetings

[echo gulch]

son of a bitch

[viral flame]

we just did a crazy fucking turnaround

[modest ibex]

me too 💋

its not me wtf 😭

what... in the inkopolis happened there?!

u keep reacting to ours and we dont say that

[naive viper]

eh, fair enough lol

[echo gulch]

now what

[modest ibex]

now i die

[echo gulch]

no

[modest ibex]

i have maths class again tmrw 🙄

wow tanks!!

i also have gym

tmrw

at fucking 9 am

[echo gulch]

root square of 64 = ate

[thick rampart]

nope

[modest ibex]

ah.. i cant share my real thoughts on this server or i die...

that is so weird

[echo gulch]

IT WAS 64

FUCK

Wait so why did i search it wrong

when i was right

uihm

[modest ibex]

goofy android

[echo gulch]

This is why i should sleep

[echo gulch]

I'm bayonetta

so this is me...

[modest ibex]

thats is so weird

tomorrow at 0:00

[shy star]

i cant believe i only played one match of splatfest...

[echo gulch]

i played 90% of it

[naive viper]

I've successfully played in 2.

[echo gulch]

This is anothe picture of me.. please don't hate me....

🙄

i got an error right after 6 seconds of a match

amazing service

10/10

[dusty shuttle]

bro I played 0

[shy star]

this is just sad

[modest ibex]

😱

[naive viper]

ikr?

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah it is :(

[naive viper]

It's better than no Splatoon online!

106-0811

[thorn storm]

106-0811 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[modest ibex]

wth are these

[verbal ingot]

Is there even anyone on team rainy day?

[dusty shuttle]

hands

[naive viper]

of course there are

[modest ibex]

not after today

[dusty shuttle]

same

[verbal ingot]

Is there anyone on team rainy day who is also playing the game

[naive viper]

yes

@crystal cipher PNID?

ok

@crystal cipher accepted

[modest ibex]

oh ye ur the only battle open

[naive viper]

I also just sent a friend request to the user whose PNID is quindecuple X.

[viral flame]

me and @zenith fractal are goated

[zenith fractal]

never underestimate missiles spam

[naive viper]

I just did send you a friend request

[zenith fractal]

ima unfriend you and do that if thats ok for you :)

[dusty shuttle]

@naive vipercould you accept me too ?

[modest ibex]

a consola

[zenith fractal]

a consola

[modest ibex]

yes

it is okay

[viral flame]

a consola

[dusty shuttle]

💃 a consola no se apagará automáticamente. 💃

[naive viper]

accepted

[dusty shuttle]

thx

[naive viper]

Ignore the Alpha, Bravo, and Neutral colors, unless you want me to use those custom colors.

[modest ibex]

tangerine fest

[naive viper]

I just made the private battle room.

lol @modest ibex, @viral flame, @inland gulch, and @wintry onyx

[viral flame]

[modest ibex]

Please read the rules

[naive viper]

I did

lol

[viral flame]

Please read and fully understand the rules. Mods have final say.

[dusty shuttle]

Please read

[modest ibex]

then u must know oomi is actually not a person

or did u not read that

😡

move in the lobbe

[naive viper]

bu-buh-buh... Bandwidth never said that! And we're in the wrong thread for this conversation!

[modest ibex]

oh my god did u start an offtopic conversation by making everyone read the rules???

[naive viper]

Private room is up.

[modest ibex]

please read the rules

[naive viper]

I hope not

[modest ibex]

faker

[dusty shuttle]

Why

[naive viper]

Let's move this to #offtopic. I'm sure Imora and the other mods would appreaciate that!

[thorn storm]

||lmao|| This conversation needs to be moved to the #offtopic thread. Thank you for your cooperation.

[dusty shuttle]

lmao what

[thorn storm]

lmao

[viral flame]

ayyyyyyyyy

[thorn storm]

lmaooooooooo

[zenith fractal]

damn

i forgot to close splatoon this whole time

[dusty shuttle]

ay

[thorn storm]

lmao

[zenith fractal]

is anyone still playing

[dusty shuttle]

I am

[thorn storm]

lmaooo wus poppin

[viral flame]

spplatoone...

[zenith fractal]

public or private

[dusty shuttle]

ay bri'ish

[thorn storm]

lmao bri'ish

[modest ibex]

u still cant unfriend ppl on friend list?

[zenith fractal]

you can

[naive viper]

Take that back. Let's move this to #botspam. If you want to play Splatoon with me and @zenith fractal, talk about that in this thread.

[zenith fractal]

you just need to restart to see the changes

[naive viper]

yes... maybe

[zenith fractal]

lemme restart and check

[viral flame]

Soon babby...

[modest ibex]

babagrill

[zenith fractal]

pls dont say im in boot hell

[naive viper]

Hold on, my Wii U is 0006ing me

[naive viper]

NOW the room is up.

[dusty shuttle]

I dont see u

[proper topaz]

Any of y’all in reg

[naive viper]

everyone restart their games. I'm doing the same thing

[modest ibex]

en splatoon puedes unirte a combates

[dusty shuttle]

k

eat

[viral flame]

Dans Splatoon, vous pouvez rejoindre des batailles auxquelles vos amis ont participé. Appuyez sur Accueil pour ajouter des amis à votre liste d'amis, et ils apparaîtront dans la liste en jeu !

[dusty shuttle]

hmm yes I love japanese

[modest ibex]

You es ei 🦅

[zenith fractal]

i cant believe it

im in boot hell

[dusty shuttle]

still nothing @naive viper

[viral flame]

Sorry. スプラトゥーンでは、フレンドが参加したバトルに参加することができます。ホームを押してフレンドリストに追加すると、ゲーム内のリストに表示されます！

[modest ibex]

conemansfm

[zenith fractal]

PHENE TAKE ME BACK TO SPLATOON 3

[modest ibex]

i actually wanna play s3

[zenith fractal]

i think i forgot 1 e

[naive viper]

did you restart your game? I just did that, and the room is going up...

[dusty shuttle]

yea i did

[zenith fractal]

O_O

[viral flame]

im eating chicken

[naive viper]

...NOW!

[viral flame]

im hungry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[modest ibex]

the chicken can be eaten at later times

[modest ibex]

can i joni 🥺

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[naive viper]

Come in, come all! (Unless you're a hacker.)

We will have Splatfest colors enabled. I can change these if need be.

[dusty shuttle]

Yeah I still dont see you @naive viper

I think im gonna go on s3

[naive viper]

oh my word...

[crystal kestrel]

Can i join

[dusty shuttle]

if this still doesnt work

[naive viper]

try again

[modest ibex]

can u read the part where it says come all

[crystal kestrel]

No

[modest ibex]

oh clearly only all could come

this battle is CANCELLED

[zenith fractal]

the game is dying

[naive viper]

I remember a tip that was shared earlier today. If you cannot find my room, make a private room and end it immediately after. This may or may not work; it was suggested by a dev earlier today.

[dusty shuttle]

mk

[zenith fractal]

OH?

i never heard of that trick

[viral flame]

I will cheat.

[modest ibex]

i will crash the room.

[viral flame]

Based

[zenith fractal]

i will spam tenta missiles.

[naive viper]

I will not allow hacks.

[dusty shuttle]

...

[modest ibex]

okay okay this is too much 😭

[dusty shuttle]

did the thing

[viral flame]

I will

[zenith fractal]

javii you should join us next time we play 3

[modest ibex]

i will not allow cheaters to enter the land of pretendunia!

[naive viper]

So you made the private room, closed it, and you will cannot find me? This is crazy!

[naive viper]

lol

[dusty shuttle]

yea

[crystal kestrel]

You disappeared from my friends list

[naive viper]

lol

[crystal kestrel]

[dusty shuttle]

bru

[modest ibex]

i think that was meant to owo

[dusty shuttle]

whos owo

[modest ibex]

angwy

[naive viper]

I'll have someone else try hosting.

First of all, A communications error occurred.

[dusty shuttle]

Basic splatoon

[naive viper]

ok

nothing

[dusty shuttle]

same

nuh uh

[modest ibex]

go to plaza

and lobby

that should do it

[naive viper]

I did that

[dusty shuttle]

does nothing for me

[naive viper]

still no luck

[dusty shuttle]

hmmmm I love pbs

Im craving Splatoon

[modest ibex]

yum

e shop. NOW

😱

[dusty shuttle]

💀

[modest ibex]

BYE

[zenith fractal]

you know i think idbe can work again with network_service.xml

cause you can replace the pretendo url with the nintendo one

[modest ibex]

i wanna see if its also a (?) on nn but no one is online

😡

jumpscare

helpful!

open a gaym plaesae

[zenith fractal]

cod

[modest ibex]

maincra

[zenith fractal]

seriously who would play cod on a wii u

[dusty shuttle]

Me

[dusty shuttle]

This is my kingdom c-

[viral flame]

assassins creed and watch dogs released on Wii U

[dusty shuttle]

Unpatched DSR-50

📈

[viral flame]

I have to buy someone a phone soon

and then provision it

and then deploy my app

[modest ibex]

grrrrr

[viral flame]

and then I can play splatun

[zenith fractal]

is it for real a cemu moment

[dusty shuttle]

Last time I played in battle someone was cheating

like in fucking minecraft

[modest ibex]

its trying to load smth at least

[dusty shuttle]

wait what

[zenith fractal]

I CONNECTED

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[viral flame]

I just play mc with friends

[zenith fractal]

TOKEN IS YOUR LOBBY UP

[dusty shuttle]

The elytra minigame was the worst one

The shovel one was the best tho

[zenith fractal]

wow it didnt connect me

[dusty shuttle]

can you accept pls

[modest ibex]

help what is this fall guys wanna be

[dusty shuttle]

bro DOES NOT know stumble guys

also bro falls is apparently a crypto miner

it isnt 💀

matchmaking is broken

[zenith fractal]

i can try

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[modest ibex]

can u try to be alive

[zenith fractal]

yes

im in boot hell

[modest ibex]

he did alive

[viral flame]

DIE.

[zenith fractal]

ill die just like the 1v1 earlier

[modest ibex]

arent u eating chicken

[lusty wigeon]

is sptfst

[dusty shuttle]

is sptfst

[lusty wigeon]

YOOO LETS GOOOO

[dusty shuttle]

what

tf do you mean

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-eet-cat-likes-corn-cat-gif-15984022

[zenith fractal]

still in boot hell

[modest ibex]

i hope im not interrupting anything putas

[dusty shuttle]

Why am I getting stuck on the boot screen now

[zenith fractal]

javer save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dusty shuttle]

Hmm I love hearing bloop bloop in my ears

[modest ibex]

be aware if token pulls out splattershot pro we're done

[zenith fractal]

why

[modest ibex]

hes too good

oh ye

nvm then

😇

but.. im actually disowning you

[zenith fractal]

there has to be some kind of way to bypass boot hell

[modest ibex]

theres too much going on

[dusty shuttle]

I am going to go insane why am I in the boot screen

[modest ibex]

:skul:

[zenith fractal]

helpo

[dusty shuttle]

skul and helpo

[modest ibex]

and 16 froom u

[lusty wigeon]

man i loaded just fine lmao

[modest ibex]

u keep dcing and connecting

[zenith fractal]

on your end

[dusty shuttle]

I did too and Im getting this now

[zenith fractal]

but in reality i never connect

[modest ibex]

thats sad

do u want to talk about it

[zenith fractal]

i wish friends would connect when you try to open private battles instead of at launch

[modest ibex]

but.. u dont have any friends..

[lusty wigeon]

nah im public gang

[zenith fractal]

i can let spoon open over night if thats better

[modest ibex]

okay im sorry

[lusty wigeon]

got to get that splatfest points and shells

[modest ibex]

i love greetings ❤️

[zenith fractal]

love means sharing splatheap

[dusty shuttle]

Finally I loaded

[modest ibex]

i hate greetings 💔

[low atlas]

love means not playing valorant

[zenith fractal]

MR GAMBLITZ

[low atlas]

hello

[modest ibex]

gamballs

[dusty shuttle]

Cant do this

[zenith fractal]

the whole gang is here nice

[dusty shuttle]

The addiction never ends

[low atlas]

im so tilted rn 🔥

[inland gulch]

is there anyone in fest battle rn?

[lusty wigeon]

dam i got dc from lob

[low atlas]

hate that fucking shit game

[dusty shuttle]

what rank

[low atlas]

asc 2

i deranked from inmortal 3

[dusty shuttle]

Damn

[zenith fractal]

I CONNECTED

IM AT THE ENWS

[low atlas]

time for some spoon 🔥

[modest ibex]

end the game

[lusty wigeon]

is jux open to splat posts for splatfests?

[dusty shuttle]

that's the 3rd time in my life I see this screen love it

[stoic flicker]

rainy day join my lobby

[zenith fractal]

OMFG NO

[inland gulch]

Can I play along?

[lusty wigeon]

nah night wherer it at

[low atlas]

i remember seeing that screen always bc i remember i only was able to play pbs 🔥

[modest ibex]

this is NOT allowed

[low atlas]

idk why but i corrupted something that didnt allow me to go into matchmaking

back in 2017

[modest ibex]

wow

[dusty shuttle]

you corrupted something that bad

[low atlas]

yeah

iirc it was the minigames

[inland gulch]

@inland gulch can i play with you

[dusty shuttle]

bruh

[zenith fractal]

so is it true that 12 servers use 1 core

[dusty shuttle]

soploon 2

[low atlas]

so i had to add like a lot of ppl to play on pbs

[dusty shuttle]

maops

[modest ibex]

host pb then leave

[low atlas]

and then add friends of my friends

[modest ibex]

if u see token online

[zenith fractal]

OMFG I FORGOT

[low atlas]

and friends of my friends of my friends

[zenith fractal]

I HAVE DEMENTIA

[dusty shuttle]

Hate my life

[modest ibex]

like the notitication

[zenith fractal]

I CLOSED THE GAME FOR NOTHING

[modest ibex]

thats cool

[stoic flicker]

where the rainy day ppl at

[low atlas]

dead

[stoic flicker]

join splatfest

[low atlas]

fr

[dusty shuttle]

Bro put ?cNone

tf is this

[modest ibex]

r u crashing us

[zenith fractal]

?cNone.

[stoic flicker]

error 118-0551

[dusty shuttle]

Please no

[low atlas]

spalt 2 maps!!

[modest ibex]

HELP

[dusty shuttle]

GG

[zenith fractal]

nice

[dusty shuttle]

Now put sploon 2 maps

[zenith fractal]

now put splatoon 3 mahi

[dusty shuttle]

sploon2 moment 🔥

[modest ibex]

now die

[low atlas]

so real

[modest ibex]

no players

[inland gulch]

Rainy day is also waiting rn lol

[naive viper]

gonna try to come

[dusty shuttle]

Im getting war flashbacks

from this morning

[low atlas]

51 🔥

[modest ibex]

im getting suicidal thoughts from this morning

[dusty shuttle]

from 16 to 23

[zenith fractal]

i think they start at 18

[low atlas]

and i dont rememebr

oh yeah

[modest ibex]

i dont have the mod

[low atlas]

51 and up are shifty

[zenith fractal]

also 24

[modest ibex]

oh yeah i do

i have the mod

lol

[low atlas]

wait for me pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zenith fractal]

did you crash again

YES

FIGHT FOR LOVE

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-nutella-nutella-chocolate-thermal-paste-meme-gif-24395210

[stoic flicker]

rainy day are wimps

too scared

[modest ibex]

nutela

[dusty shuttle]

Im getting 0312'd

[modest ibex]

nocilla

[low atlas]

random question!!!

[proper topaz]

This image is killing me

[low atlas]

3

[proper topaz]

The pain is unbearable

[dusty shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-cleaning-washing-broken-gif-26248926

[naive viper]

joining

[modest ibex]

hey puta

[proper topaz]

It’s excessively sweet and erodes your teeth

[dusty shuttle]

Ohhh now Im getting the boot loop

[low atlas]

i hate putas

[zenith fractal]

whats puta

[proper topaz]

I hate chocolate

[dusty shuttle]

nvm it lasted once

[modest ibex]

wap

[naive viper]

My system crashed while joining the private battle

[zenith fractal]

WHAT

[proper topaz]

DUF FUH

[stoic flicker]

who’s hosting

can i join pv

pb

[low atlas]

😍

[modest ibex]

waffles and pancaca

[dusty shuttle]

Finally

[modest ibex]

okay

[zenith fractal]

luv u 2

[inland gulch]

Can I play along?

[modest ibex]

okay

[dusty shuttle]

ask @inland gulch

It didnt

[naive viper]

I'm going to try joining again. Give me up to 60 seconds.

[dusty shuttle]

SPLOON 2

HOORAY

[modest ibex]

NO WAY

[dusty shuttle]

bro dc'd

[modest ibex]

I FORGOT NOHASH

LMAOO

[stoic flicker]

can the host add me

[dusty shuttle]

WHY IS THE COLOR SO WHITE

TF

[zenith fractal]

nice one javer

[dusty shuttle]

wait

wht

[modest ibex]

wrong app

[dusty shuttle]

BRO KILLED ME WITH WHJAT

[zenith fractal]

WHAT

YOU PLAY WITH JOYCONS?

[low atlas]

for how long are u going to load

[inland gulch]

I had already asked more times but got no answer