Splatoon

[echo gulch]

4/4

[visual belfry]

racial slurs

[outer nacelle]

Why am I getting the battle trying to join is full why!

[dusty shuttle]

0551

about to commit things

[visual belfry]

my cheap ass chinese switch controller has turbo mode for buttons

like

[zenith fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[visual belfry]

i just can hold zr on brush and it'll do all work for me

[outer nacelle]

All we need is team rainy day to join

[prisma maple]

The connection has been lost.

[echo gulch]

I hate this matchmaking system

[prisma maple]

what matchmaking?

[outer nacelle]

But why am I getting a stupid communication error I just want to play a battle

[agile patrol]

timer stuck at 199 forever 💕

[outer nacelle]

Same for mine to

[zinc quartz]

I miss nintendy netword 😔

[visual belfry]

hi greenings

hi oomi

[zinc quartz]

@zenith fractal I took your spot how do you feel

[dusty shuttle]

erm this is illegal 🤓

[zenith fractal]

i switched teams

[dusty shuttle]

were 4

and timer didnt freeze

please

[zinc quartz]

can I beat you to death?

[zenith fractal]

yes

[visual belfry]

someone join

[prisma maple]

ready

[visual belfry]

tead d ay reayd y

[thorn storm]

tead d lmao reayd y

[grand marten]

how do i join splatfest

[thorn storm]

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[visual belfry]

what

[zinc quartz]

ok good
consent is important

[median torrent]

shut

up

[agile patrol]

wha
is my game like frozen? it shows me with 3 other players forever stuck at 199
yay rebooting 🤩🤩

[prisma maple]

timer isnt frozen for us either

[zinc quartz]

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[prisma maple]

the timer is working finally

match perhaps

[dusty shuttle]

pls

[median torrent]

HOW IS YOUR METER ALREADY FILLED

[viral flame]

misread it as rainy day femboy

[zinc quartz]

hacks

[prisma maple]

memory editing 👨

[zenith fractal]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[zinc quartz]

rainy day femboy

[agile patrol]

this console doesn’t even want to shut down

[echo gulch]

meanwhile me

[visual belfry]

TEAM NIGHT RAIN

😡

[zinc quartz]

cheatering

[prisma maple]

no match 😡

[outer nacelle]

Come on we need one more team rainy night player

[echo gulch]

nauurrr 🙄

[viral flame]

game SUCKS i go to BED

[visual belfry]

pretendo*

[zinc quartz]

you can have splatfests in your dream

with fully lobbies

instantly

[visual belfry]

good

[zinc quartz]

ermm uhh sir that already happened in splatfestival 🤓

[grand marten]

if someone tells me how to get it working

[viral flame]

Sorry I had a dream last night where there was twitter flavoured beer I don't think that's possible

[zinc quartz]

link

[echo gulch]

Me and who

[visual belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wvpuq8BwCo

[prisma maple]

i want missiles printed to my bed

[viral flame]

Heyyy

[zenith fractal]

who is puta

[zinc quartz]

woomy bed sheets

[zinc quartz]

I prefer nukes

[zenith fractal]

dont tell me you made a 3rd account

actually 4th

if we consider your og an account

oh damn

[zinc quartz]

team night is ready to start

timer stuck at 196

[visual belfry]

racial slurs

[prisma maple]

welcome to pretendo 🥰

[zinc quartz]

facial slurs

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-clay-die-gif-27383677

average pretendo fest lobby

[zenith fractal]

average conversation with you

[viral flame]

https://youtu.be/QcAyS2NLmtM

[zinc quartz]

NUH UH WTF

[echo gulch]

don't come for the queen honey

[zinc quartz]

WHAT

IMPOSSIBLE

[echo gulch]

joining

[agile patrol]

forever stuck on 202 🥰

[echo gulch]

as always

just not to play

[agile patrol]

don’t tell me my game is frozen again

i hate this cursed hynix wii u

[shy star]

welp peace ima do somethin else

[zinc quartz]

highnix nan momen

[echo gulch]

highnex main momant

[median torrent]

4/4 0/4

[prisma maple]

what i think of neptune users

[quiet ingot]

nice trick shot

[visual belfry]

wwow

[echo gulch]

the way you thought u ate /s

[zinc quartz]

internet slang is so weird

[echo gulch]

people can't understand jokes since 2022

[prisma maple]

i should make this a gif

[echo gulch]

what's the point tho

[zinc quartz]

😔

[echo gulch]

LMLFAO???

[prisma maple]

funny neptune trickshot

[visual belfry]

bad words!!!

[prisma maple]

why is the gif 42 mb 💀

[zinc quartz]

it's not a bad word it just means kill urself 🤓

[agile patrol]

let’s hope the timer becomes alive again

[echo gulch]

Full lobby, BUT, the timer is frozen.

[zinc quartz]

empty lobby rainy night

2/4

[viral flame]

5 little monkey jumping on the bed

[visual belfry]

pretendo cant handle words like this (this is very hurtful)

[zinc quartz]

4/4 rainy night

[prisma maple]

enjoy the 42 mb gif guys

[zinc quartz]

who tf is the person with a bunch of question mark boxes for their name?

[zinc quartz]

not as good as my moray towers 52 gal jumping splash down cancel

[zenith fractal]

did you get into a match or what

[prisma maple]

imagine rng weapon kill 🤢

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[zenith fractal]

f

[zinc quartz]

I should just go back to playing wii fit

[zenith fractal]

i think because people dont know what theyre doing

splatfestival told people to hold off

[zinc quartz]

we have the players just the server wants to give up

[quiet ingot]

what's splatfestivle?

[zinc quartz]

how tf did people play handheld vs consoles?

[prisma maple]

♋

[zenith fractal]

it worked better on day 2

day 1 was unplayable

[prisma maple]

will we please fucking matchmake

2 hours ago

[echo gulch]

i thought it was 1 hour ago

wtf

[prisma maple]

for me it was 2 hours ago

WAIT

[echo gulch]

OMG

FG

[prisma maple]

HOL UP

[echo gulch]

YESS

[prisma maple]

YES

YES

[quiet ingot]

FIANLLY

[limpid tinsel]

Alright, I'm awake now

[quiet ingot]

LETS GOO

[zenith fractal]

actually it was 1 hour ago

[zinc quartz]

empty 2nd lobby

[echo gulch]

GG

Rainy day won AGAIN

[zenith fractal]

im staying on team day

[bold stratus]

duh

[prisma maple]

rainy day sweep

[quiet ingot]

ggs

[tulip dome]

Rainy day lifestyle

[limpid tinsel]

It someone hacking?

[shy star]

how'd u switch?

[zinc quartz]

I

[quiet ingot]

apparently, not sure

[echo gulch]

a blank name user yeah before

[tulip dome]

Does anyone here use rival octos I just got the mod to see them and I wanna know if I did it right lol

[zinc quartz]

I've been here for a hour and no matches

[echo gulch]

but nobodyy got their pnid

[zenith fractal]

theres a memory searcher option if you scroll up it should be there

[zinc quartz]

I'm using the mod but you'll probably not see me

[bold stratus]

ye me

[tulip dome]

Ight if I see y’all in my match I’ll keep my eyes peeled 👍

Timer paused is that a bad thing 😭

[quiet ingot]

timer keeps freezing, :(

[zinc quartz]

idk

[zenith fractal]

its a good thing

[median torrent]

NAHHH YOU GUYS GOT IN A MATCH 😭

[zenith fractal]

yep

[prisma maple]

4 matches actually

[zenith fractal]

and recorded

[prisma maple]

send

[median torrent]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[zenith fractal]

no

[prisma maple]

sweep

[echo gulch]

this came out of no where

I LOVE U JEEESSSUUSSS

[prisma maple]

greetings join

[zenith fractal]

lobby split

[prisma maple]

no

[prisma maple]

leave your lobby

4/4

[zenith fractal]

i will not unplug my ethernet

[prisma maple]

too bad

rainy night ready up

[zinc quartz]

there is already one ready lobby

and I'm in it

NOPE WE DISCONNECTED

UGGHH

[zenith fractal]

skill issue

so is it right what i heard

that mk8 is getting a major update fix

[prisma maple]

yeah

the most popular game in the server

[zenith fractal]

m

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-car-mario-kart-mario-cart-blue-shell-gif-24020598

[quiet ingot]

if you install this mod you blow up irl

[bold stratus]

4/4

[tulip dome]

750 second counter wtf

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-crying-spunchbop-gary-sad-gif-23822800

[zenith fractal]

good

[bold stratus]

🗿

[zinc quartz]

I'll never get into a lobby

[tulip dome]

We have 4/4 for rainy day

[zinc quartz]

there are 2 ready rainy day lobbies

[bold stratus]

but not mirror

[agile patrol]

69

[zinc quartz]

this is just like splatfestival
only one lobby can exist

[bold stratus]

imagine

[tulip dome]

Now it’s stuck at sixty-nine 😛

[limpid tinsel]

It's only the first day. Let's chillax a little

[tulip dome]

So true^

[prisma maple]

ah yes matchmaking will improve the 2nd day

[zenith fractal]

it did last time

[bold stratus]

LMFAO 💀

[prisma maple]

pn or nn

[zenith fractal]

pn

[prisma maple]

cap

[limpid tinsel]

Considering I was here for it? not

[tulip dome]

Is this the first public splatfest on pn

[echo gulch]

No he's fr

[prisma maple]

say bye to the lobby btw

[limpid tinsel]

We had like, what? 17 matches that day?

[prisma maple]

sounds like good rng

[zinc quartz]

no

[bold stratus]

3/4

[prisma maple]

the server is using the same splatoon code that it was using 12 months ago

matchmaking cannot possibly improve by itself

[zenith fractal]

someone joined my lobby

the timer went up

oh god is it a shadow join

pls no

[dusty shuttle]

are you guys still trying ?

[bold stratus]

4/4

[zenith fractal]

yes

[zinc quartz]

infinite searching screen

[median torrent]

i mean, can YOU fix the servers? you shouldnt tell someone to do something when you dont know how difficult it is to do said task

[bold stratus]

[dusty shuttle]

did it work ?

[prisma maple]

i mean 12 months

[zenith fractal]

no

[prisma maple]

i keep track of the server progress on github daily

[dusty shuttle]

🙁

[zenith fractal]

the timer went up like 3 times but no one joined

my lobby is corrupted

[prisma maple]

the last change was updating some dependency versions

[zenith fractal]

at this point

[limpid tinsel]

OK, so let's go over the rules again.
#1) A Wii U user has to be the host of both lobbies
#2) The host must have decent internet
#3) Sometimes I have to kick the servers for things to work

[bold stratus]

4/4 again

[prisma maple]

1. cemu users host fine

me oomi and javi hosted all fine

[bold stratus]

welp

[limpid tinsel]

Yeah? And how many matches has that gotten you?

[prisma maple]

6

[zinc quartz]

I can host

[median torrent]

well get your kicking boot and start kicking

[zenith fractal]

okay

[bold stratus]

MAYCHED

[quiet ingot]

OKAy

[bold stratus]

FINALLY

[quiet ingot]

LETS GOO

[agile patrol]

a match ‼️‼️

[prisma maple]

gg matched

[zenith fractal]

unfair

[median torrent]

:(

[dusty shuttle]

unfair :(

[median torrent]

;(

[zinc quartz]

I agree

[bold stratus]

cheh

gl

[limpid tinsel]

After this match, I'm restarting the servers

[median torrent]

;'(

[dusty shuttle]

thx

[zenith fractal]

THX

[prisma maple]

exactly

[zinc quartz]

GOOD

[median torrent]

hopefully that will let me play my first ever splatfest match

[viral flame]

bap

[prisma maple]

another win

[bold stratus]

duh

[quiet ingot]

rip

[bold stratus]

loose*

[echo gulch]

I KILLED SOMEONE AND THE EFFECT DIDNT PLAY

LOL

[dusty shuttle]

jajajaja

[prisma maple]

im team rainy day currently to make up for lack of players

intended behavior

[echo gulch]

btw rainy day won again

[bold stratus]

ik, but it's a loose for us

[zinc quartz]

huh?

[quiet ingot]

you can restart the servers Ceris

[prisma maple]

why are we restarting tho

[limpid tinsel]

Please don't change teams

[prisma maple]

its working fine

[dusty shuttle]

do we have to restart the game too ?

[prisma maple]

react with 1️⃣ if you are on team rainy day and are currently playing

exactly

[dusty shuttle]

only one guy

[quiet ingot]

I honestly feel like you should do a big reset of scores and teams, maybe it's a bad idea idk

[zenith fractal]

i got into a whopping 2 matches

[limpid tinsel]

oomi wtf...

[echo gulch]

oh

[prisma maple]

thats cient side

[echo gulch]

i just wanted to play sorry

[dusty shuttle]

I got into a whooping 0 matches

[echo gulch]

😭

TIMER WORKING

[prisma maple]

its fine its working

[zinc quartz]

I got into negative one matches

[echo gulch]

Waiting for team night

[quiet ingot]

the score doesn't matter?

[dusty shuttle]

bro owes the game a match 😭

[tulip dome]

Same

[median torrent]

How is that even possible

[tulip dome]

Who’s the person with all the Japanese letters in their name on rainy day

[bold stratus]

idk

[dusty shuttle]

splatoon1enjoyer

[zinc quartz]

splatoon1enjoyer

[bold stratus]

hiragana momento

[zenith fractal]

amogusabc

[viral flame]

[bold stratus]

so who join ?

[zinc quartz]

are the servers back?

[echo gulch]

is team night dead

because we are waiting for y'all

[zinc quartz]

nuh uh

[tulip dome]

They went to bed

[prisma maple]

oomi

[dusty shuttle]

we were waiting for you too

[prisma maple]

dont forget the timer

@echo gulch

[viral flame]

I passed away yesterday at 11:20pm

[echo gulch]

Should i just keep waiting

[bold stratus]

no

yes

[prisma maple]

idk

[bold stratus]

🗿

[prisma maple]

no one from rainy night is giving a status report

[dusty shuttle]

yeah

[bold stratus]

french moment

[tardy kernel]

un francais

oh mon dieu

[prisma maple]

oomi i guess you can kill it now

[dusty shuttle]

0312 💀

[bold stratus]

we are three

[echo gulch]

Rainy Night available user react this 🇳
Rainy Day available user react this 🌦️

[tulip dome]

No

[limpid tinsel]

We literally have server emojis

[dusty shuttle]

90% of gamblers quit before their big win

[limpid tinsel]

[echo gulch]

i couldn't use them for some reason

wtd

???

it literally showed text

[dusty shuttle]

finally a lobby

[echo gulch]

so much rainy nights but unable to join any of y'all

[tulip dome]

90% of pretendo users quit matchmaking right before they’re about to get into a loby

[inland gulch]

Hi

[dusty shuttle]

were 4 on a team

[tardy kernel]

same

[dusty shuttle]

we can do this

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[prisma maple]

day is ready

[zinc quartz]

who's exorcism?

[echo gulch]

timer is frozen

[bold stratus]

hi everybody

[dusty shuttle]

4/4

[zinc quartz]

I found someone named soup

team night is ready

[dusty shuttle]

timer isnt frozen for us

[zinc quartz]

2 ready lobbies

[inland gulch]

French moment

[bold stratus]

imagine mirror

[tardy kernel]

lol

[dusty shuttle]

this cannot go wrong please

I swear

[inland gulch]

Im a french too

[limpid tinsel]

Shutter never implemented mirror matches

[zinc quartz]

I wish that was possible

[tardy kernel]

oh

bien ca

[zinc quartz]

I hope it gets implemented

[inland gulch]

Ceris rainy day has a so good team

[bold stratus]

💀

[inland gulch]

Rainy nighr loose everytime

[dusty shuttle]

would it be possible to implement them ?

[echo gulch]

What team has the most vote?

[tulip dome]

Probably night

[limpid tinsel]

If Shutter even remembers how this version of the splatoon server code works, maybe

[inland gulch]

Rainy night loose everytime

[dusty shuttle]

kk

[limpid tinsel]

He said he doesn't, btw

[dusty shuttle]

oh

[prisma maple]

are there multiple revisions of the server code?

[zinc quartz]

team night ready

[dusty shuttle]

we timed out

[limpid tinsel]

They keep changing the way Pretendo is laid out

[dusty shuttle]

btw

night full

[quiet ingot]

4 on night, timer not frozen, cmon team rainy day!!!!

[limpid tinsel]

The switch to the common modules repo is where all these issues started

[tardy kernel]

Night Ready !

[echo gulch]

One more team day player

[agile patrol]

im stuck at searching for battles forever 🤩

[dusty shuttle]

crashed

😦

[tardy kernel]

me too

[bold stratus]

[inland gulch]

Rainy day Queen 😍

[echo gulch]

Queen of painting

[inland gulch]

👍

[prisma maple]

join!!

[inland gulch]

Ceris for wiiu how change team

[agile patrol]

istg i’m gonna throw this console out of the window

time for another reboot

[zinc quartz]

this is so boring that I'm watching tetris gameplay right now

[quiet ingot]

don't change teams...

[inland gulch]

Why

[bold stratus]

bc

[inland gulch]

We loose everytime...

[quiet ingot]

it's stupid, breaks the whole point of the splat fest

[bold stratus]

it's not a reason

[prisma maple]

for cemu users:

[Entry]
description=Splatfest Team
address=0x12097ee4
type=int16
value=

[inland gulch]

Beuy

[inland gulch]

And for wiiu....

[bold stratus]

🗿

[agile patrol]

and after holding down the gamepad power button its just stuck
now i have to get up and rip out the power cord while hoping the console dies 💕

[prisma maple]

you will have to search for an equivalent gecko code

[inland gulch]

Okay

[quiet ingot]

team rainy night ready

[zinc quartz]

save mii

[quiet ingot]

4/4

[echo gulch]

girl what

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer can you Switch on rainy night 😭

[prisma maple]

we barely have 4 people for rainy day 💀

[zinc quartz]

I'm seeing messages that I didn't know exist

[tardy kernel]

Rainy night ready here

[heady forum]

man i'm stressed over this shit

[bold stratus]

you can just, hold down the power button for 4 seconds

[inland gulch]

😭

[echo gulch]

uhh join queens

[limpid tinsel]

One fucking core for 12 servers. No wonder this is a mess

[dusty shuttle]

were full but frozen timer

[zinc quartz]

I think I might give up

[agile patrol]

you will get another player if you can replace my hynix wii u thanks

[dusty shuttle]

?????

[tardy kernel]

whatttt

[echo gulch]

wait is this true

[dusty shuttle]

One core

[tardy kernel]

just one

[prisma maple]

just shut down the mk7 server nobody cares about it

[bold stratus]

💀💀💀💀

[echo gulch]

ONE CORE?????

[limpid tinsel]

I just checked

[agile patrol]

i don’t think my power button even works lmao

[echo gulch]

😭

[zinc quartz]

team night ready

[prisma maple]

so 3000 dollars are used for 1 core 💀

[tulip dome]

The little core that could

[bold stratus]

BAHAHA

[dusty shuttle]

The server is on fire currently

[bold stratus]

[dusty shuttle]

that single core is holding on for its dear life

[prisma maple]

send temperature log

[quiet ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1033700955591544924.webp?size=48&name=goldenmoyai&quality=lossless

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pretendo-network-juxt-gif-27499779

[limpid tinsel]

It's a VPS. I don't think we have thermal data

[viral flame]

I hate getting random disconnects on mobile

[tardy kernel]

na

not on vps

[limpid tinsel]

This is ridiculous. I'll buy a separate server for splatoon myself

[dusty shuttle]

damn

[prisma maple]

the vps responsible for running the servers is running at a cool 150 degrees currently

[tardy kernel]

omg

[inland gulch]

rainy night has already won against rainy day?

[prisma maple]

omg savior?

[echo gulch]

4/4 RAINY DAY

[quiet ingot]

nop

[zinc quartz]

I give up

[agile patrol]

finally it works correctly

[inland gulch]

Its full unfair so

[prisma maple]

MATCHED

[echo gulch]

MATCHMAKING

YAY

[tulip dome]

Ooooh

[prisma maple]

MATCHED
\

[agile patrol]

WOOO

[prisma maple]

YES

[tulip dome]

Lesgo

[inland gulch]

Its full unfair rainy day win everytime

[prisma maple]

so much friends service disconnection from the 1 core ibm thinkpad machine responsible for running the servers that ive gone mentally insane

[tulip dome]

I was just ab to give up and go into work lol

[dusty shuttle]

Bro hosted the server on a raspberry pi 💀

[tardy kernel]

omg

but yeah a vps is not that expensive

[inland gulch]

I will have to put out my best game against rainy day in my next match

[tardy kernel]

btw did anyone know where to get the roles

for splatoon

[agile patrol]

totally not me falling into the water every 5 seconds

[dusty shuttle]

thx for telling me i dont check often

[bold stratus]

🗿

[limpid tinsel]

Azure droplet, actually

A raspberry pi has a minimum of 4 cores

[dusty shuttle]

so a raspberry pi is better than this ?

💀

[tardy kernel]

the one by digitaloceans ?

[limpid tinsel]

Does DO offer an RPi server?

[echo gulch]

GG

[prisma maple]

gg

[echo gulch]

Rainy day won AGAIN

[inland gulch]

I will have to put out my best game against rainy day in my next match

[tulip dome]

They butchered mahi so hard in 3

[limpid tinsel]

Rainy day has a lot of ground to cover if we hope to beat night

[quiet ingot]

what?

[mossy badger]

Is that why friends and matchmaking has been so poor? That's insane lol

[agile patrol]

and i don’t even have to do anything just paint

[prisma maple]

night hasnt won a single match

[dusty shuttle]

because most of us cant play

[inland gulch]

I Come for help rainy night

[agile patrol]

splatoon decided to put me into a lobby by myself again
great

[echo gulch]

Even WITH different people

[prisma maple]

im just sweeping so hard with crb

this weapon is broken

[tulip dome]

Imma try 1 more match

[zinc quartz]

why did you change your pfp

[prisma maple]

idk

ive been playing rapid pro deco lately

i cant play it rn because i need damage up main but splatfest tee has special saver

[agile patrol]

i do not want to wait 2mins so i am rebooting my wii u once again

[quiet ingot]

30 secs left night

[tardy kernel]

waiting for rainy day

rainy night 4/4

[prisma maple]

ceris were you serious about 12 servers running on a single core?

[zinc quartz]

I doubt that was a joke

[limpid tinsel]

[tardy kernel]

the website is hosted too on the 12 servers

[prisma maple]

a simple dos (not ddos) attack would take it down 💀

[tardy kernel]

[limpid tinsel]

It's still a DO droplet

[dusty shuttle]

a simple ping would take it down 💀

[limpid tinsel]

It's a bit more resilient than that

[zinc quartz]

what's the difference?

[zinc quartz]

yeah

[prisma maple]

ddos = multiple computers doing the attack and dos = single computer

[inland gulch]

They rainy night i Come

[tardy kernel]

but you have to money to buy that no ?

[limpid tinsel]

Of course I do

[prisma maple]

you could set up a donation page for the dedicated splatoon server

[mossy badger]

How can I donate to this cause

[thorn storm]

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[dusty shuttle]

they get 3k monthly

[limpid tinsel]

(No, that's just Jon)

[inland gulch]

Cemu

[zinc quartz]

taking down pretendy 😍

[tardy kernel]

so why you are using only that 1 core server

[dusty shuttle]

oh

[dusty shuttle]

NO WAY ??¿¿¿1¡

[prisma maple]

now open 20 more terminals and it will go down

[mossy badger]

https://tenor.com/view/mega64-hacking-in-progress-hacker-hacked-hd-gif-16542434

[limpid tinsel]

I'm more than willing to purchase the server myself out of my own pocket

[modest ibex]

hi all

im joining

[prisma maple]

how much would it cost to run a single server

[tardy kernel]

Oh

i see

[prisma maple]

if a core can run 12 servers a dedicated core for the splatoon servers would be more than enough

[limpid tinsel]

I run 3 VPSs myself. One for Orchis, one for testing, and another for my Wireguard setup

[tardy kernel]

big vps ? or just little ones

[mossy badger]

Is the friend service one of those 12 servers?

[limpid tinsel]

Altogether my 3 servers are an annual payment of less than $70

[modest ibex]

ceris do points affect results or only wins count in splatfest

[tardy kernel]

[modest ibex]

not that bad

[tardy kernel]

may i know what languages you are using ?

[inland gulch]

2/4

[prisma maple]

i had a stroke reading this

[inland gulch]

3/4

[limpid tinsel]

languages?

[prisma maple]

splatoon servers are written in go

[limpid tinsel]

All of Pretendo's backend services are in Go. I use DLang and NodeJS, personally

[tardy kernel]

sorry i mean to set up a splatoon server

[tardy kernel]

i see thanks

[prisma maple]

i like rust and actix-web

[limpid tinsel]

Ew. Rust.

[inland gulch]

3/4 rainy night

[prisma maple]

copium

[dusty shuttle]

the game ?

[prisma maple]

splatfree is written in rust

[inland gulch]

A RAINY night for 4/4?

[modest ibex]

splatheap is C#

[prisma maple]

is it winforms?

[modest ibex]

yes

[dusty shuttle]

splatheap is a myth

[prisma maple]

oh god

[modest ibex]

it is

[inland gulch]

Rainy day you are 4?

[prisma maple]

winforms is a legacy nightmare

[inland gulch]

3/4 rainy night

[daring heath]

Is the splatfest open?

[modest ibex]

at least u can load one

[modest ibex]

shut up

we heard the 5 times u said it

[inland gulch]

🙄

[prisma maple]

we do not need to be informed about non-full lobbies

😄

[inland gulch]

🙄

[tardy kernel]

[prisma maple]

rainy day is ready

[modest ibex]

im completely offended

4

[dusty shuttle]

jajajajaja

[edgy lantern]

[prisma maple]

time for another sweep

[quiet ingot]

we are trying

[zinc quartz]

oops I accidentally over charged my wii u
should stab the battery with a knife or should I put it on fire?

[prisma maple]

im gonna cause trauma in this fest

[inland gulch]

Im solo

[agile patrol]

timer on life support

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[dusty shuttle]

bring it to a hospital

[inland gulch]

Im solo

[heady forum]

just put a fork in it

[zinc quartz]

so I kill the baby?

[modest ibex]

congratulations its a baby lag

[quiet ingot]

eat it

[agile patrol]

just push it back down 🥰

[bold stratus]

🗿

[modest ibex]

gays join

[zinc quartz]

my house blew up because of you I'm going to kill you now

[inland gulch]

Im solo

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[prisma maple]

it will go on fire by itself, as per its automatic self destruction protocol

[agile patrol]

oh noes

[heady forum]

[agile patrol]

‼️‼️

this needs to be real right now

[inland gulch]

Im solo 👍

[modest ibex]

imsplatoonmarie wins!

[zinc quartz]

this will be crazy

[viral flame]

They're all fucking cringe and switched teams

[agile patrol]

they aren’t real
they were never
this is all your imagination
wake up

[inland gulch]

ITS REAL

[prisma maple]

pre patch dynamo isnt real it cant hurt you

[zinc quartz]

it is real but it can't hurt me with my pre patch eliter

[proven stirrup]

imagine switching teams

[bold stratus]

@quiet ingot archived

[prisma maple]

can your pre patch eliter kill 4 people at the same time?

[viral flame]

@limpid tinsel how do you feel about the cringe team changers

[quiet ingot]

god damnit

[heady forum]

i knew it

[modest ibex]

im switching teams to nights

[prisma maple]

thank me later for allowing team rainy day to fill up

[modest ibex]

😡

[quiet ingot]

click on it then, see the image

[inland gulch]

most of the rainy night on team switch so good

[zinc quartz]

did you forget that tcpgecko comes with every copy of splatoon 1?

[bold stratus]

very very undertale

[modest ibex]

hola cerda

[agile patrol]

3 times defender

imagine

[prisma maple]

ooo i reached defender without realizing

[zinc quartz]

pillows 😍

[modest ibex]

guerrero

[prisma maple]

guys how many defender points do you have

im 22/50

[bold stratus]

3/4

[viral flame]

Don't care still cringe

[modest ibex]

have a great sleep

[quiet ingot]

mmh fruit juice bags, drink it!!!

[agile patrol]

hah, 35/50

[bold stratus]

4/4

[inland gulch]

most of the rainy night on team switch so good

[modest ibex]

mach?

[prisma maple]

im throwing

it didnt match

[zinc quartz]

real
ctrl shift I

[inland gulch]

4/4 too

[prisma maple]

what

[tardy kernel]

yeah

[inland gulch]

Froze timer

[modest ibex]

byer

[agile patrol]

lobby death

[viral flame]

I can't call people donkeys on this server right

[zinc quartz]

SQUID BALL

[prisma maple]

cafelibs 😍

[inland gulch]

0551

[viral flame]

What. The. Fuck. 😡😡😡😡

[modest ibex]

sqid balls

better than splatfestival!

team chaos JOIN!

[prisma maple]

splatfestival requires cringe power resetting 🤢

[limpid tinsel]

It's NOT TEAM CHAOS

[inland gulch]

1/4

[modest ibex]

wheres the last puta

[inland gulch]

2/4

[prisma maple]

someone needs to do illegal team switching

[zinc quartz]

doesn't pretendo also require power resetting?

[modest ibex]

ive been team switching this whole time

[prisma maple]

no it matches all with all

[zinc quartz]

oh

[prisma maple]

same goes for ranked, all ranks match against each other

[modest ibex]

how do u think i got the weird splatfest tag 😭

[inland gulch]

it's funny to think that rainy nights have never won 💀

3/4

[prisma maple]

ive been sweeping every game on team rainy day

[modest ibex]

burn pretendo

[zinc quartz]

rainy nights haven't won because matchmaking doesn't exist

[modest ibex]

or reboot servers 😇

[inland gulch]

3/4

[prisma maple]

rebooting the servers wont fix the 1 core that is running 12 servers at once

[limpid tinsel]

Restart your game

[quiet ingot]

rainy night haven't won yet because it isn't raining at night right now in France, and the whole world is only France ofc

[zinc quartz]

buy new servers

[modest ibex]

finally

[quiet ingot]

me disappearing after your message

[prisma maple]

ceris said he will buy dedicated vps for splatoon matchmaking servers

[tardy kernel]

yeah

[zinc quartz]

it's 5:50 PM for me rn so the night players haven't woken up

[modest ibex]

where's hijos de puta

[inland gulch]

Its 4:50

[modest ibex]

😭

[prisma maple]

3/4 again

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980560511227801660/1118552976685015130/caption.gif

[inland gulch]

4:50pm

[modest ibex]

i dont think thats ceris

[echo gulch]

oui don't deserve this...

[viral flame]

You are Blind

[echo gulch]

😔

[zinc quartz]

clicked wrong thing oops

by accident

[modest ibex]

fake!

[heady forum]

no i'm in listenbourg

[zinc quartz]

real

[prisma maple]

if nobody joins team rainy day rn im gonna do something illegal

[viral flame]

I'm in the US and it's raining

[tardy kernel]

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/missingno-pokemon-fnf-gif-9061911800059810301

[quiet ingot]

you already have done something illegal

[viral flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[modest ibex]

it rains in the us??? wooow

[zinc quartz]

nuh uh

[viral flame]

It's unfortunate because it's currently day time

[modest ibex]

i think ur getting confused

[viral flame]

I cannot play for this reason.

[thorn storm]

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[zinc quartz]

gonna go play splatoon 3 rn

[zinc quartz]

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[prisma maple]

pretendo matchmaking is better than splatoon 3's

[modest ibex]

thanks for this useful information!

[zinc quartz]

proof?

[zinc quartz]

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[prisma maple]

proof is i lose in ranked A rank

[zinc quartz]

skill issue

[prisma maple]

19-4

[modest ibex]

death soon

[zinc quartz]

you just like abusing range blaster and slosher

[quiet ingot]

do not put on the wrist strap, let the wii remote fly off and kill someone, become a wii murderer

[agile patrol]

death has happened

[zinc quartz]

wii murder people

[dusty shuttle]

real men play without the strap on

[prisma maple]

no i abuse custom range blaster and rapid blaster pro deco

[viral flame]

72.32.110.82

[zinc quartz]

real men play tetris with the balance board

[dusty shuttle]

real 🔥

[zinc quartz]

tetris party deluxe has balance board support

[quiet ingot]

embed fail

[echo gulch]

Embed fail

[modest ibex]

join rn

[viral flame]

embed failure!

[modest ibex]

or u spontaneously combust

[edgy lantern]

This is how I feel waiting for a match to start

[echo gulch]

girl i'm trying to install windows xp on vm

[modest ibex]

why

[elfin moon]

Delete this !!!!

[prisma maple]

im not gonna repeat

[echo gulch]

because i'm bored

[viral flame]

Get it on real computer

[prisma maple]

idk can you?

[tardy kernel]

ya

[viral flame]

Throwing my optiplex to your home

[echo gulch]

wish i had old hardware at home

[modest ibex]

no

[tardy kernel]

omg rainy night ready

[prisma maple]

dont you have a wii u?

rainy day is ready

[agile patrol]

4/4 now watch the timer explode

[echo gulch]

i don't mean consoles i mean computers and PC

[modest ibex]

why did u join i just told u not to 😡

[viral flame]

He cannot read.

[agile patrol]

yay

[viral flame]

I thought you knew this!

[zinc quartz]

wtf they added a new map to splatoon 5???

[modest ibex]

its okay

u can join now

[echo gulch]

girl go back to 2023

[prisma maple]

wahoo world 3?

[modest ibex]

😇

[zinc quartz]

no I prefer the nintendo nx 2

[heady forum]

[echo gulch]

girl the hardware isn't even as good as the xbox series x

[viral flame]

The Wii Z

[modest ibex]

oh splatun 3 got an update

[echo gulch]

it's like the switch but a small upgrade

[prisma maple]

@modest ibex he joined again 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

[zinc quartz]

I actively use my wii phone

[prisma maple]

the timer is working on rainy day now again

[quiet ingot]

have you guys seen splatoon 4 made by Square Enix

[echo gulch]

It got discontinued at this tilme

[agile patrol]

no timer death
now, team night, please wake up

[echo gulch]

time

[echo gulch]

PS5 edition

[zinc quartz]

MARIO

[prisma maple]

rainy night its your time to join

[inland gulch]

don't want to come if it's to lose 🙄

[agile patrol]

wii m

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[viral flame]

They fix matchmaking guys!!!

[agile patrol]

wiimo

[inland gulch]

don't want to come if it's to lose 🙄

[outer nacelle]

Can I join in a match?

[echo gulch]

i wonder what OS do they use to build splatoon 3

[prisma maple]

you have 800 seconds left

[inland gulch]

No thanks

[agile patrol]

oh my god swamp green absolutely gorgeous

[prisma maple]

now you have 810

[viral flame]

linucks

[inland gulch]

No thanks too

[prisma maple]

windows 98 like my school

[modest ibex]

wiibrator!

[daring heath]

I’ll be on later

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/radar-scanner-scanning-blip-gif-24064228

[inland gulch]

Sorry

[outer nacelle]

Can someone tell me when I can join a battle for splatfest?

[modest ibex]

now

[agile patrol]

now please

[inland gulch]

Okay i Come 🙄

[undone harbor]

Did fest start?

[modest ibex]

wow!

[viral flame]

Get so real

[agile patrol]

nooklink

[outer nacelle]

We need one more player

[inland gulch]

But we loose everytime ... 😭

[median torrent]

i am not having a great time :|

[echo gulch]

damnnn

[prisma maple]

can someone from rainy night give a status report?

[modest ibex]

oh.. thats so bad!!

[viral flame]

almost 20 year old computer

[undone harbor]

I can join

[thorn storm]

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[prisma maple]

join

[dire coyote]

can

[modest ibex]

please do now

[undone harbor]

Alright

[dire coyote]

nvm

[prisma maple]

omg someone tell me the status of rainy night lobbies

[inland gulch]

don't want to come if it's to lose 🙄

[prisma maple]

then leave the chat

you sai dthat already

[outer nacelle]

Why another freaking error!!

[median torrent]

you know you can just ignore my message instead of being sarcastic bi- i mean, female dog

[echo gulch]

my dad threw away my old pc

since i was 5 years old

[viral flame]

can I use cemu on my athlon 64

[thorn storm]

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[echo gulch]

lol

[dire coyote]

splatoon love throwing me errors

[heady forum]

[leaden frigate]

Im joining yall soon

[modest ibex]

i cannot believe u just said that hoe

[dire coyote]

0502-

[edgy lantern]

Me because the game hasn’t started yet:

[agile patrol]

what is that

[inland gulch]

Ok ok i come

[agile patrol]

should i be scared

[undone harbor]

Booting splat

[modest ibex]

raiding in progress

[undone harbor]

Should be there in like 2 mins

[edgy lantern]

Squishy from monsters University

[quiet ingot]

fuck

[agile patrol]

that single server core gonna have the time of its life

[modest ibex]

@prisma maple disband this

[viral flame]

Embed fail.

[zinc quartz]

127.0.0.1

[modest ibex]

its not gonna match

[agile patrol]

interesting

[heady forum]

Embed fail

[prisma maple]

im killing the lobby

[inland gulch]

3/4

[outer nacelle]

Please game no errors

[agile patrol]

samuel 🔥🔥

[undone harbor]

In a lobby

[modest ibex]

of course NOT

[zinc quartz]

@inland gulch

[prisma maple]

that defies my quick respawn strategy 🙄

[viral flame]

I am going to KILL samuel

[outer nacelle]

When are we going to find a other team?

[dire coyote]

4/8

[undone harbor]

It’s been so long since I’ve played a fest

[agile patrol]

im gonna do unspeakable things to this wii u if this timer now decides to break 💕

[median torrent]

never

[agile patrol]

and it did

[outer nacelle]

Why never?

[median torrent]

that was a huge mood swing

[modest ibex]

please think about what u said

[zinc quartz]

will they preform in my location?

[viral flame]

only 2

[edgy lantern]

Yes

[agile patrol]

i’d rather not

thinking is too hard for me

[outer nacelle]

Why are we getting errors every time?

[undone harbor]

Comm error :(

[agile patrol]

finally someone that understands

[inland gulch]

4/4

[zinc quartz]

I'm going to put unimaginable things in my wii u if I freeze again

[heady forum]

[modest ibex]

HELP

[agile patrol]

😭😭

[modest ibex]

i wanna do some lgbt shit rnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[edgy lantern]

Me to splatoon because it won’t START THE GAME:

[agile patrol]

gary

[outer nacelle]

Why can't freaking can we find a match!!

[edgy lantern]

GARY-

[prisma maple]

because 12 servers are running on 1 core

[modest ibex]

im restarting

[modest ibex]

ok then

last try

[viral flame]

who up splatting they toon

[leaden frigate]

im joininng

[inland gulch]

4/4

[modest ibex]

please keep yourself safe

[prisma maple]

possible match here

[modest ibex]

no bc we're 4

[outer nacelle]

Or not

[viral flame]

timer hath die

118-0551

[zinc quartz]

I splat on my toon until it 3s

[modest ibex]

join back quick

or deatj

[outer nacelle]

Why!! I know this splatfest was a bad idea

[viral flame]

call my bitches splatoon because they 3

[prisma maple]

https://tenor.com/view/eliter-splatoon3-e-liter4k-4k-リッター-gif-26909593

[modest ibex]

it can be a trol

180

[edgy lantern]

I’m gonna jump everyone here

[modest ibex]

okay

[leaden frigate]

Hey splat have you seen toon?

[inland gulch]

4/4

[undone harbor]

Damn I keep getting errored out when I get a full team

[prisma maple]

the timer keeps going up its just teasing us

[viral flame]

DIE

[inland gulch]

Yo did they start the shitfest yet

[modest ibex]

idk who of u bitches dont pay wifi bills but die

[inland gulch]

Oh shit

[viral flame]

What the fuck.

[inland gulch]

I'm bout to get on

[undone harbor]

Has anyone gotten in a match yet

[prisma maple]

The battle or squad you're trying to join is full. Please try again in a bit.

[modest ibex]

yes

im gonna reboot

[viral flame]

this game SUCKS

[zinc quartz]

would cloning a lemon without paying for the original lemon be considered real life piracy?