Splatoon

[echo gulch]

lol

zones still good

[prisma maple]

0551

[modest ibex]

oomi u can’t host

[calm steppe]

HURRY UP DAY TEAM

[agile patrol]

0551
i blame you 🤩

[dire coyote]

joinnn

day team

[formal scarab]

since this splatfest is about rain, how about y'all turn on rainmaker? lol

[calm steppe]

It’s public so no hosting

[echo gulch]

girl what

it worked for me when i was hosting

now i give errors

[modest ibex]

4

[echo gulch]

and no don't blame me or you'll see millie

[agile patrol]

still in love with this

[echo gulch]

girl let me disconnect

[calm steppe]

Don’t argue just join

[formal scarab]

we are being held hostage

[echo gulch]

IM STUCK WAITING TO DC

HELP

ERROR

YHES

[timber dirge]

VYE

[echo gulch]

TYSLM

[modest ibex]

how fun

[agile patrol]

lmao 😭

[dire coyote]

even splatfest servers are worst- 😭

[calm steppe]

LOBBY 2 TOO

[prisma maple]

i hate this game

[modest ibex]

what happens if i set my team to 3

[dusty shuttle]

you get 3 people

[calm steppe]

Rejoin

[echo gulch]

?cWhatTheFuck team

[modest ibex]

wowzers!

[dusty shuttle]

erm.. 🤓 what the scallop 🤓

[modest ibex]

team 3 = go vote

[agile patrol]

0312 💕

[timber dirge]

team 4? 🥰

[echo gulch]

i thought it was -1???

[calm steppe]

Pretendo needs to fix their broken ass servers

[modest ibex]

thats how i get the goofy title lol

[formal scarab]

4/4

[modest ibex]

4/4

[echo gulch]

timer is frozen

[calm steppe]

4:4

[formal scarab]

same

and there's the 0551

[echo gulch]

delete boss files

[calm steppe]

Lovely 0551

[modest ibex]

thats not servers fault

ok stache cant host

[agile patrol]

tried playing squidbeatz for good luck, didn’t work sadly

[modest ibex]

oomi cant either

whos left

[prisma maple]

bro its rng

[calm steppe]

In public

[young sentinel]

4/4

[calm steppe]

0006

[formal scarab]

man i love 0521

2/4

[prisma maple]

for gods sake people are trying to join me

[echo gulch]

you give 0312 btw

[covert briar]

ITS BEEN 2 FUCKING HOURS AND I HACENT BEEN IN A SINGLE BAYYLE

VRHEHD A .bush’s d

[dire coyote]

same- 😭

[calm steppe]

Joining

[echo gulch]

timer working

fuck yes

[timber dirge]

omg😍

[modest ibex]

maybe megg can host

[timber dirge]

its acc random

[prisma maple]

its random

[calm steppe]

Exactly

[formal scarab]

2/4, rainy night where you at

[prisma maple]

pretendo after making us suffer for several hours

[calm steppe]

0551

[young sentinel]

3/4

[modest ibex]

i say we ask for a server reboot

[calm steppe]

Coming

[modest ibex]

can we get a mirror battle

[dusty shuttle]

im enjoying this event a lot

[calm steppe]

@modest ibex agree

[formal scarab]

according to enjoyer, no

[prisma maple]

that shit has never happened in ages

[covert briar]

Can we get turf war

[dire coyote]

i love 0006

[calm steppe]

No cuz it’s splatfest and it has splat zones

[young sentinel]

4/4

[calm steppe]

3/4 night

4/4

[dire coyote]

oml

[dire coyote]

finally

4/4

[echo gulch]

2/4 for me

[prisma maple]

tower control time

[covert briar]

OMG

[calm steppe]

YES

[dire coyote]

8/8

YESSS

[echo gulch]

yk what nvm

1/4

[young sentinel]

YEEEEEES

[covert briar]

I GOT A FULL LOBBY

[dire coyote]

why it doesn’t start

?

[bold stratus]

gl

[covert briar]

WHY ISBT IT STARTING BUT PMG UESS

[calm steppe]

Gl

[dire coyote]

nvm

[prisma maple]

im gonna do the same to your lobby 💀

[formal scarab]

give it a moment

[echo gulch]

BITCH I SHOT THE LOBBY

[dusty shuttle]

i've been alone in my lobbies for ages

[echo gulch]

I don't want tower control damn

[prisma maple]

i dont want glorified turf war

[echo gulch]

too bad

I wanna play the splatfest like how ceris chose

[bold stratus]

wtf

we can't paint

help

[echo gulch]

desync issue

[prisma maple]

i wouldnt be surprised if ceris picked blackbelly and saltspray rainmaker for rotation

[bold stratus]

[dire coyote]

ripp

[agile patrol]

well that match was interesting

[dire coyote]

ink glitched at a moment tho

like it wouldn’t paint

[bold stratus]

not for us

[calm steppe]

LEVEL UP

YES

[mossy badger]

GGs yall

[calm steppe]

GG

[dire coyote]

CONNECTION HAS BEEN LOST?

oml

[prisma maple]

watch me do the funny

[calm steppe]

Loop of losing music

[dire coyote]

i’ve glitched the lobby-

[covert briar]

No this is not funny

[calm steppe]

TF

[young sentinel]

Why

[calm steppe]

Rejoin

[prisma maple]

i didnt even have to do the funny

[dire coyote]

cuz i got disconnected

[calm steppe]

Makes sense now

[dire coyote]

so when u leave it makes the lobby glitch

[agile patrol]

disconnecting at the end is normal

[calm steppe]

So don’t leave

[covert briar]

1/8

[agile patrol]

at least i did it too every time

[formal scarab]

i'm so tired of getting 0312'd and 0521'd while trying to find a lobby 💀

[calm steppe]

Now we’ll struggle avain

[dire coyote]

we can’t it keep doing automatically

[prisma maple]

fucking full istg

[covert briar]

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[calm steppe]

Let’s appreciate the music a bit

[echo gulch]

This is so annoying, the game just chooses randomly a person to allow you to matchmaking with others

[calm steppe]

@echo gulch how did you make that pic of mii

[prisma maple]

every subreddit is now private its so annoying 😠

[calm steppe]

It’s that god damn strike

Now who tf bugged out the game

[echo gulch]

i forgot

[prisma maple]

rainy day ready

[echo gulch]

lol

[calm steppe]

Miitomo?

[echo gulch]

ok

[echo gulch]

no

[calm steppe]

Me too

[formal scarab]

i would love to get into a lobby

[echo gulch]

i don't remember at ALL

[dusty shuttle]

pls hlep

[prisma maple]

Spa C-ta-C

[dusty shuttle]

Canadian version

[echo gulch]

Why is it name Spa C-ta-C in french

[dusty shuttle]

It's canadian

[mossy badger]

is that french?

lol

[echo gulch]

is YOU using usa or eur version

[dusty shuttle]

USA

[calm steppe]

0521

[prisma maple]

you know what im freezing the timer

fuck this

[dusty shuttle]

In french it's Club Ca$halot

[agile patrol]

69 how amusing

[calm steppe]

0006 AGAIN

[agile patrol]

420

[covert briar]

This is why this is a flop

[agile patrol]

this is truly great

[covert briar]

Stop hacking you CEMUtards

[dusty shuttle]

i hate this game

[thorn storm]

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[dusty shuttle]

????

[calm steppe]

What about us with real hardware

[prisma maple]

the copium is real on this one

[calm steppe]

Night ready

Pls day

[echo gulch]

Who is this "CEMUTards" sis

[covert briar]

Who are you in lobby

[echo gulch]

😡

[young sentinel]

I

[covert briar]

Everyone who uses CEMU

[prisma maple]

970 seconds left team rainy night join plz

[calm steppe]

Wii U bettee

[prisma maple]

NOOO

[dusty shuttle]

bro really said 970 seconds left

[echo gulch]

Girl sometimes i think of stuff that i wanna say but can't here

[agile patrol]

imagine cemu
torturing my poor hynix wii u is the superior way 🥰

[echo gulch]

Hynix

[calm steppe]

Night froze again

[young sentinel]

Where us people?

[prisma maple]

69420 seconds left

[dusty shuttle]

I cant super react poland

my day is ruined

[calm steppe]

Cemutards

[covert briar]

I’m using a us Wii U but not in the us

[young sentinel]

i', one

[calm steppe]

Full

[echo gulch]

ok hoe

beep beep

be careful

[formal scarab]

0551 my beloved

[prisma maple]

2/4 im with the cheater

[calm steppe]

Night full

[covert briar]

That was fast

[young sentinel]

I’m using a us Wii U but not in the us

[modest ibex]

4/4

[calm steppe]

Unfreeze giys

[dusty shuttle]

I'm feeling lonely

[formal scarab]

holy shit, a working timer

[covert briar]

Can lobbies merge

[modest ibex]

okay keep enjoying not getting into a single match 💋

[young sentinel]

I played today three times.

[calm steppe]

Once

[echo gulch]

Ate that up

[dusty shuttle]

0

[prisma maple]

lol im host

plz match

[calm steppe]

Unfreeze so the lobbies connect

[young sentinel]

I think it's not because of the version of the game, but because the team is already assembled.

[echo gulch]

FUCK

MY

NAME

I FOROGT TO CHANGE IT

LMFAO

[modest ibex]

oomi 3r

[echo gulch]

Yes

[calm steppe]

Other team unftreeze

[echo gulch]

Oomi is back for the 3rd time on another PNID

[quiet ingot]

All alone :(

[formal scarab]

oh shit, we got timer up on the last few seconds

[calm steppe]

4/4

[covert briar]

What the fuck just happened to the timer

[elfin moon]

saq

[quiet ingot]

nevermind the best player in the universe joined me

[prisma maple]

YES

YES

[modest ibex]

ah these wiiutards thinking theyre better for playing 30 fps 720p and throwing a bomb makes the game die

[dusty shuttle]

can relate

[prisma maple]

YES

[covert briar]

ONG YES

[formal scarab]

FINALLY

[dusty shuttle]

:(

[calm steppe]

Works

[echo gulch]

YES

[calm steppe]

YES

[echo gulch]

UES

YES

[prisma maple]

please tower control work

please tower control work

[covert briar]

GGG

[echo gulch]

calling ceris on you

[young sentinel]

sad

[prisma maple]

NOO

[echo gulch]

YES

[prisma maple]

I DIDNT SET THE INSTRUCTION EARLY ENOUGH

[modest ibex]

lets goo

[echo gulch]

ZONES MY BELOVZED

[zinc quartz]

any open slots for rainy night?

[dusty shuttle]

whos alone in a lobby rn

[agile patrol]

i just disconnected
sadness

now i do blame my wifi
i should get a lan adapter
or maybe someone here gives me one? 🥰

[mossy badger]

😎

[agile patrol]

it is indeed my wifi
i hate this 🥰🥰

[zinc quartz]

I'll give you a lan adapter if you give me your location and the name of the last food you ate 😍 😍 😍

[agile patrol]

just give me your exact address and a couple of more personal details and i’ll come over 🤩🤩

[echo gulch]

GG

[modest ibex]

yasss

ggs

[echo gulch]

Rainy day won by 3v4!!!!

[prisma maple]

ez

[formal scarab]

gg

[modest ibex]

well done cemu users

[elfin moon]

very balanced teams

[calm steppe]

Well done cheater team

[covert briar]

Same

[prisma maple]

i would like if i could stop dying to random seekers tho

[calm steppe]

Ability upgrade

[calm steppe]

Me too

[zinc quartz]

skill issue

[modest ibex]

rainmaker my beloved

but we can play rm on pb

[calm steppe]

I wish pretendo had moderation

[modest ibex]

😇

[formal scarab]

i only threw like 4 at people 💀

[calm steppe]

No

[prisma maple]

join the gc

[calm steppe]

Join public

[modest ibex]

it has moderation wdym

[echo gulch]

the only moderation here sometimes is offtopic

[zinc quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001326533769699438/1094850380996812810/spongebobAAAAA.gif

[calm steppe]

Like a moderation that stops cheaters

[modest ibex]

theres no cheaters now

[formal scarab]

oh, hello cheater

[echo gulch]

theres no cheatrers rn

[modest ibex]

oh well thats one

[echo gulch]

damn

[dusty shuttle]

someone is cheating ?

damn

[prisma maple]

0312 fuck

[formal scarab]

timer's frozen anyway

[echo gulch]

if someone is on wiiu get their pnid if they cheat ALSO CLIP THEM

[quiet ingot]

I'm in their team lol

time to win

[calm steppe]

I’m on Wii U

[modest ibex]

theres a clip in general

[bold stratus]

friend list is fucked up

[quiet ingot]

(just kidding)

[bold stratus]

we can't see history

oh and it's already clip

[formal scarab]

and the cheater got into my lobby again

[calm steppe]

Shit

[dusty shuttle]

whos the cheater

[formal scarab]

the guy with the blank username

[bold stratus]

the blank name

[calm steppe]

2/4

[covert briar]

It’s

[dusty shuttle]

kk

[formal scarab]

no clue about his pnid

[calm steppe]

3/4

We need a pretendo mod now

[young sentinel]

Okay, that's enough for today. I have a final exam soon, tomorrow I will continue in the splatfest. Are you going to play tomorrow?

[calm steppe]

Every day of the fest

[modest ibex]

or just play with them and get their pnid

so they get banned

[formal scarab]

working timer, any rainy days in matchmaking?

[dusty shuttle]

Full team but no opponents :(

[modest ibex]

splatatatatatatata

[calm steppe]

Genius @modest ibex

[young sentinel]

Then good luck finding each other. See you tomorrow

[dusty shuttle]

wth

[echo gulch]

LOL

??µ

[calm steppe]

@thick rampart

Hurry up 60 secs

[modest ibex]

i agree

[dusty shuttle]

pls someone 40s

[zinc quartz]

we are so close to a full team

[calm steppe]

30s

HURRY UP

[agile patrol]

"this game sucks" one of the most beautiful usernames ever

[modest ibex]

mkay

[dusty shuttle]

20S PLEASE

[ember hatch]

Friend list recent players is done client-side

[dusty shuttle]

Bro

[calm steppe]

10s we failed

[dusty shuttle]

I was so close

[quiet ingot]

Tomorrow, at 5am, when a bird shits on a west-side car, a giant squid will appear at top of the burg kalifa to bring down judgment on those cheating in the Pretendo Network™ Splatoon server

[modest ibex]

fake

[echo gulch]

Tho cemu doesn't show recent played sadly

[dusty shuttle]

I had a full team

[echo gulch]

0312

[calm steppe]

W

[echo gulch]

106 0312 queens

[prisma maple]

rainy night wake up!!!!

[calm steppe]

Errors

[modest ibex]

wakey wakey

[dusty shuttle]

Im trying

[echo gulch]

great

[calm steppe]

0312🥶

[zinc quartz]

split lobbies 😍

[modest ibex]

DDD join now!!

[dusty shuttle]

It's either an error, the lobby is full or I am alone or with a team then we time out

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-crying-spunchbop-gary-sad-gif-23822800

[calm steppe]

Joining

[nova fiber]

to play first do i need to add ppl as friends? because when i press LOBBY the first option is greyed out

[modest ibex]

of course THAT person suggested it

[calm steppe]

I miss NY server

[zinc quartz]

no you need to choose a team

118-0521

[echo gulch]

EMBED FAILED

[calm steppe]

Near the miiverse thingy

[heady forum]

[quiet ingot]

embed failure

[bold stratus]

big fail

[calm steppe]

0312

[modest ibex]

p-p-pls dont seneded deat zebras 😭

they suicide

all of themr

[dusty shuttle]

am alone in a lobby 😐

Oh

I got the blank name with me

[zinc quartz]

118-006

[calm steppe]

On Wii U?

[dusty shuttle]

no

[bold stratus]

it's now archived

[calm steppe]

NOOOOOO

FUL

[quiet ingot]

I am going to cry

[heady forum]

lol

[dusty shuttle]

yeah we got the cheater ig

[calm steppe]

ANYONE ON WII U?

[bold stratus]

me

[calm steppe]

😭

[quiet ingot]

Please, if future corporations see this my career will be ruined

[zinc quartz]

why did the game allow the cheater in and not me
good luck

[formal scarab]

0551, wahoo

[shy star]

rip

[calm steppe]

After match go to recents

[elfin moon]

too late

[bold stratus]

LMFAOOOO

[modest ibex]

people try not to look gecko codes on github challenge

[heady forum]

[zinc quartz]

timmy likes tcpgecko too much

[dusty shuttle]

Im not on wii u I think i cant

[calm steppe]

@bold stratus

[bold stratus]

i can't

[calm steppe]

Is he there

[bold stratus]

fucking

[dusty shuttle]

Com error

nice

[formal scarab]

nope

[modest ibex]

@everyone
I see that a certain other Wii U/3DS project is now getting 3k in donations a month for providing a replacement online service, if I got 1/12 of that in funding (if you divide their 12k Discord members by the 1k here), it would be 250 bucks, I would be way more motivated to still develop Wii U tools but I get like 5 - 10 bucks a month maximum from people buying Donator features (= not even funding per se, they do it mostly to get more features for themselves), plus all the same questions that are almost all part of the FAQ which just waste time.

Don't get me started on the absurd financial support for piracy apps like a certain Wii U emulator to play pirated Wii U games on PC but nobody cares about beautiful things like game modding and TCP Gecko to make games more fun, I guess priorities. Good bye, enjoy your piracy 🙈

[quiet ingot]

I ain't reading all that

[heady forum]

[prisma maple]

banned

[zinc quartz]

i aint readin a lot 😨

[modest ibex]

banner!

[covert briar]

What

[dusty shuttle]

I aint reading allat 🔥

[calm steppe]

0006

[elfin moon]

go to shcool

[quiet ingot]

please spell school properly you dumb idiot

[mossy badger]

what's that from?

[heady forum]

[dusty shuttle]

118-0521 🔥

[thorn storm]

118-0521 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[modest ibex]

jgecko U server

[elfin moon]

YOU are a idiot

[quiet ingot]

yes

[zinc quartz]

WHAT

[calm steppe]

I’m on Wii u with havker

[bold stratus]

fucking shit, i have the cheater in my lobby

[calm steppe]

I will read the pnid

[formal scarab]

ok, i'm just gonna take a break for now, might come back tonight when we'll probably have more players around lol

[prisma maple]

what server is that from

[modest ibex]

jgecko u

[prisma maple]

dm invite

[echo gulch]

at least they aren't using Neptune

[heady forum]

[calm steppe]

I will report

0551

[zinc quartz]

neptune is so dog shit

[echo gulch]

code leak when

i need some of those codes

[dusty shuttle]

full team 🔥

but wont have any opponents 🔥

[bold stratus]

[echo gulch]

lol

[modest ibex]

i cant find it

[dusty shuttle]

please find one guy

[mossy badger]

pain

[zinc quartz]

I'm in a lobby by myself rip

[prisma maple]

create one

[quiet ingot]

damn this splatoon lobby waiting simulator is so fire 🔥

[modest ibex]

disabled

[prisma maple]

bruv

its fine i found it

[heady forum]

man i couldn't even play one game

[dusty shuttle]

This is longer than the overwatch 2 launch queue

[zinc quartz]

does it come with squid jump?

[heady forum]

[calm steppe]

THE HACKER IS IN

[quiet ingot]

it comes with crippling depression

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-ghetto-inkling-weed-gif-26828406

[calm steppe]

ILL REPORT IF WE GET IN MATCH

[dusty shuttle]

if

[quiet ingot]

inkling with da boof. inkling with da boof

[bold stratus]

you have is pnid ?

[modest ibex]

@inland gulch join puta

[calm steppe]

He’s in lobby with un

[heady forum]

[calm steppe]

Is

[modest ibex]

4/4

[zinc quartz]

noo mom said it was my turn to join 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

[dusty shuttle]

0/4 💃

[echo gulch]

timer frozen

[heady forum]

[modest ibex]

[echo gulch]

ùight dcd?

[quiet ingot]

This should be changed to original pretendo seal of fuck you

[echo gulch]

might**

[dusty shuttle]

Who put Michael Jackson in the freezer 🔥

[zinc quartz]

I hate how the join friends option is not available during splatfests in splatoon 1

error code 106-0312

[quiet ingot]

it exists in splatoon 2 and 3?

[dusty shuttle]

I hate splatoon 1

[quiet ingot]

why do you play it then

[dusty shuttle]

nvm full squad I love this game

[calm steppe]

Night ready and locked timer

[modest ibex]

ok

[calm steppe]

Rainy day hurry up

[dusty shuttle]

why is the timer locked

[zinc quartz]

I said in splatoon 1

[modest ibex]

alkone

[echo gulch]

If timer locked for too long = big change of disconnection

[modest ibex]

fulll

[echo gulch]

stfu

[dusty shuttle]

Like when the timer is locked I get disconnected every time

[modest ibex]

okay this is NOT working

[modest ibex]

HELP

[zinc quartz]

I just got that error 💀

[calm steppe]

One more

[agile patrol]

gotta be lucky, if it works it works, if not it doesn’t

[echo gulch]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??

[outer nacelle]

Wait the freaking splatfest already started?

[dusty shuttle]

Yes

but

[modest ibex]

it means i love my mom

[dusty shuttle]

its laggy asf

[zinc quartz]

no go back to sleep

[quiet ingot]

no it is starting in 3 months

[calm steppe]

Error

[low atlas]

💀

[quiet ingot]

there is a terrorist in my vc, please help me

[echo gulch]

SON OF A BITCH????

HELP?

[dusty shuttle]

no

[calm steppe]

DONT FREEZE

IT MAKES LAG

[modest ibex]

timer is moving

so hurry

[elfin moon]

not my problem

[echo gulch]

timer is not freezing yaya

[modest ibex]

nevur

[heady forum]

you're the terrorist

[modest ibex]

get the timer up

[calm steppe]

2/4 HELP

[outer nacelle]

How do you know its starting in 3 months? I already people on the cemu emulator trying to find a splatfest match

[echo gulch]

MATCHMAKING???

[modest ibex]

i dont thgink so

[echo gulch]

Hoes better be with us

😡

[calm steppe]

2/4

[rotund osprey]

wtf is going on

[echo gulch]

how do u know

[quiet ingot]

I'm kidding lmao

[modest ibex]

probably someone dcd on the other team

time up again

[rotund osprey]

everytime we find 4 people instant dc

[zinc quartz]

custom splatfests feel like a competition of who can enter a lobby first

[quiet ingot]

It already started dude @outer nacelle

[zinc quartz]

rainy night 4/4

[echo gulch]

timer up again

hoping those night team join

[calm steppe]

Night 2/4

[echo gulch]

😭

[dire coyote]

yea

[zinc quartz]

timer froze at 198

[outer nacelle]

Ok thanks for telling me

[dire coyote]

BRUH

0551

[zinc quartz]

ERROR CODE 118-0551

[tulip dome]

I’m readying up idk if you guys need day or night ppl

[heady forum]

man just errors everywhere

[zinc quartz]

ok we're back rainy night 3/4

[calm steppe]

Coming to 4/4

[dire coyote]

0006-

[modest ibex]

the lobby probably broke already

[zinc quartz]

NOOO

back to 0/4

[modest ibex]

no

[tulip dome]

3/4 day team

[modest ibex]

only for sea snails afaik

[dusty shuttle]

I'm feeling lonely, oh I am going to go insane

[calm steppe]

0312

[zinc quartz]

gonna join

[dusty shuttle]

This is worse than valorant ranked please help

[modest ibex]

kill the lobby

[zinc quartz]

I wish pretendo was as popular as wiimmifi

[modest ibex]

but host again

[zinc quartz]

I wish there was a way to force disconnect I'm using digital splatoon 1 💀

[echo gulch]

The chance of not disconnecting and timer going is random

[modest ibex]

theres a code

[calm steppe]

Who has a cursed Wii u

[agile patrol]

i wish pretendo was real

[tulip dome]

Maybe when it fully releases but that’s just hopefull

[zinc quartz]

0%

[agile patrol]

me, proud hynix owner

[dire coyote]

com error-

[zenith fractal]

0%

[tulip dome]

Just waiting on rainy day to join 4/4

[zinc quartz]

I feel like splatoon 1 on pretendo could be just like how mario kart wii is on wiimmifi

[zenith fractal]

IS THE SPLATFEST ACTIVE?

I NEED TO PLAY NOW

[calm steppe]

YES

[mossy badger]

Yep

[dire coyote]

yes

[quiet ingot]

it is active and it is also not active

[zinc quartz]

no go back to sleep

[calm steppe]

0006

[quiet ingot]

no matches are running right now

[dire coyote]

servers are on life support

[zinc quartz]

I haven't gotten into a single match

[covert briar]

Night 3/4

[zenith fractal]

skill issue

[echo gulch]

0312

wow

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lifeline-gif-4987988

[calm steppe]

0006

[dire coyote]

3/4

[covert briar]

Are you anoth

[zenith fractal]

at least you play splatoon

[dire coyote]

servers: beeeeeeeeeeeeep

[calm steppe]

I’m alone in the server

[elfin moon]

nope

[quiet ingot]

it is this guy ^

[calm steppe]

We should ask for a server reboot

[dire coyote]

0551-

[calm steppe]

——————

[quiet ingot]

yeah don't worry you don't need the internet to play online matches

[calm steppe]

You stupid as f

[quiet ingot]

yes

[covert briar]

Guys I found live footage of pretendo devs rn

[calm steppe]

Worse then roblox

Not about you

[heady forum]

[calm steppe]

Night full

About the guy that said you don’t need net

Lost connection

[covert briar]

Live footage of pretendo devs rn https://youtu.be/vjJa0lUUPbM

[rotund osprey]

BRO IM LITERALLY GETTING EVERY ERROR EVER

[calm steppe]

@quiet ingot idiot

[quiet ingot]

you need to perform a magical incantation using witch toe nails and 3 jelly beans to play a single pretendo online splatoon match

[elfin moon]

shutup dude

[quiet ingot]

no

[heady forum]

man can i just kill a friend for that ?

[elfin moon]

si

[covert briar]

We are bandwith it just getting revenge

[tulip dome]

Youngfloorvent cameo

[covert briar]

2/8

[dusty shuttle]

cemu ?

[agile patrol]

we need to sacrifice bandwidth, then it will surely work

[thorn storm]

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[quiet ingot]

please

[thorn storm]

lmao i agree

[calm steppe]

Rainy night 3/4

[heady forum]

noooooooo

[zenith fractal]

you know this reminds me

[echo gulch]

lol

[zenith fractal]

splatfestival also had the same timer issue

[calm steppe]

WHO TF FROZE TGE TIMER

UNFREEZE

[quiet ingot]

we need to turn up room temperature

unfreeze the timer

[calm steppe]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IDIOTS FREEZE THE GOD DAMN TIMWR

[agile patrol]

put your wii u in the oven!! (for legal reasons this is joke)

[quiet ingot]

I think it just freezes by itself dude

[heady forum]

man you're smort

[dusty shuttle]

rip cant help sry

[prisma maple]

we havent had a match in a while

[calm steppe]

The servers are shit

[agile patrol]

give your wii u a nice blanket, if the timer is frozen it’s just too cold 😔😔

[zenith fractal]

im starting to think we need to do it like splatfestival

[covert briar]

Instructions unclear my Wii U is now covered in liquid nitrogen

[calm steppe]

Night ready

[zenith fractal]

1 join at a time when a full team is up the timer freezes no one joins and when it goes down again the other team joins

[calm steppe]

How is it freezing

[zenith fractal]

DAY JOIN

THE TIMER GOES DOWN

[covert briar]

That’s not how it works

[agile patrol]

death

[covert briar]

@prime cedar since I can ping you please help us

[quiet ingot]

timer started ticking back down again, please servers

[fickle fern]

😭

[echo gulch]

i'm alone

nvm

[zenith fractal]

the timer goes down which means the other team needs to match NOW

[rotund osprey]

OMg A REAL LOBBY

[echo gulch]

3/4

4/4

[covert briar]

Splatfest is dead

[calm steppe]

Timer unfroze

[rotund osprey]

but timer depleting fast

[calm steppe]

Day Pls come

[zenith fractal]

good we matched

[quiet ingot]

are you always having this error?

[zenith fractal]

expect a match now

[rotund osprey]

nvm

YES

[prisma maple]

MATCHED

[agile patrol]

A MATCH

[covert briar]

YESS

[tulip dome]

0:

[echo gulch]

YYESSS

S

S

S

[calm steppe]

NOOOOOO IM NOT

[echo gulch]

S

OMGGGGG

[quiet ingot]

finally

[covert briar]

Match

[prisma maple]

@zenith fractal im playing crb btw

[rotund osprey]

um

[calm steppe]

WE NEED MORE RAINY DAYS

[covert briar]

yeahyeahyeahyeaaahhh

[tulip dome]

Lesgo

[zenith fractal]

get lost

[covert briar]

Ofc it’s srowana

[tulip dome]

Zones in splatfest?

[fickle fern]

since yesterday

[quiet ingot]

I think I can help you

[fickle fern]

please ;_;

[quiet ingot]

you need to use dumped otp and seeprom bin files instead of the ones from the site

they don't work anymore

[calm steppe]

99999999 hacker

[dusty shuttle]

please

[fickle fern]

f

[dusty shuttle]

0551 :(

[calm steppe]

Pretendo admins please reset the poor servers

[echo gulch]

GG

[calm steppe]

Bye

[echo gulch]

Rainy day won again!!!

[covert briar]

Yt

GG

[zenith fractal]

hacker

[echo gulch]

ew why am i not an octoling

[prisma maple]

mod disabled 😄

[echo gulch]

skinks to see me as a inkling

i'm attached to octolings now

[rotund osprey]

nice connection error

[tulip dome]

1 match then dc lol

[prisma maple]

3/4 rainy day

[echo gulch]

trying to join

lol

[dusty shuttle]

4/4 but timed out

[zinc quartz]

should we try to bring back nintendo network from the grave using some crazy magic?

[echo gulch]

error

[prisma maple]

can i please get an error to enjoy cafelibs

[agile patrol]

my plan is still sacrificing bandwidth

[covert briar]

Remember when pretendo hit 3k

[prisma maple]

remember when they said development would be faster

[zenith fractal]

cafelibs wont display the error only on the gamepad

SAMON

SAMON

HELLO

[dusty shuttle]

full team plssssss

[echo gulch]

girl who is the host giving 0551

i can't even join

[prisma maple]

im fine with it as long as i get to enjoy cafelibs

[dusty shuttle]

Why is the timer freezing when I get a full squad

nvm it went down to 120

[heady forum]

unfreez

[dusty shuttle]

oh

[zenith fractal]

DAY MATCH

NOW

our timer is going down

[zinc quartz]

wtf my wii u is giving me error code 160-0101
the big bad black background error code

[prisma maple]

3/4 rainy day wake up mfers

[dusty shuttle]

60s

😢

[zenith fractal]

yeah we wont match

[zinc quartz]

I'm joining

[prisma maple]

we need rainy day

[zenith fractal]

dont you day switch teams on me skweed

[dusty shuttle]

yea :(

[modest ibex]

thats bad

[zinc quartz]

I'll switch for 1 millisecond

[prisma maple]

he is joining the bright side

[zinc quartz]

wtf it's not fest for me on my usa game

[zenith fractal]

do i really have to switch teams to enjoy this splatfest

[prisma maple]

stalling

[zenith fractal]

stalling

[prisma maple]

yes

you have to be on my team to enjoy this fest

otherwise i will spam disruptors

[quiet ingot]

change you discord role at least to show your true team

[prisma maple]

im switching to rainy night for popularity vote 0.1 seconds before the end of the fest

[quiet ingot]

lol okay

[echo gulch]

matchmaking becoming more painful

[rotund osprey]

is rainy day real

[quiet ingot]

day doesn't exist

only night

the sun isn't real, wake up sheeples

[elfin moon]

you're batman ?

[quiet ingot]

you're*

[heady forum]

[rotund osprey]

please do not freeze the timer

[echo gulch]

i don't think anyone is joininng ur room @prisma maple

[zinc quartz]

the timer freezes by itself

[echo gulch]

it's being 3 people for a long time

[rotund osprey]

wow

[zinc quartz]

pretendo moment

[quiet ingot]

Is it really people freezing the timer or the timer just freezing on its own?

[zenith fractal]

the timer freezing is something good

[rotund osprey]

cool

[zinc quartz]

4 people rainy night

[zenith fractal]

it means your team matched

[zinc quartz]

FROZEN TIMER FUCK

[dusty shuttle]

please rainy day join

please

bro timer is frozen on 222

[zenith fractal]

skweed you took my slot

[prisma maple]

im killing it

[zinc quartz]

good

[dusty shuttle]

and 0551

[zenith fractal]

TEAM DAY JOIN

OUR TIMER IS GOING DOWN

[zinc quartz]

TEAM DAY DOESN'T EXIST

[echo gulch]

i do

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[zenith fractal]

just like japanese tetris

[dusty shuttle]

I really feel like team day doesnt exist

[rotund osprey]

even the bot is doubting

[zinc quartz]

you're correct
tetris was made by a russian person

[prisma maple]

why are you sending this 💀

[echo gulch]

This is directed towards bandwidth

[zinc quartz]

splatfestival brain rot

[zenith fractal]

jesus can team day finally match

[prisma maple]

true

[echo gulch]

i don't even chat on splatfestival since 2020

i think

or 2021

last time i chatted was probably about mods

enjoyer don't make me leak

something

[zenith fractal]

thanks for nothing

[mossy badger]

haven't been able to get into a match for a while. Thanks for the few that we had

[echo gulch]

"last time i chatted was probably about mods"

[zinc quartz]

you said the last time you chatted was 2020

[echo gulch]

i forgot to say not long ago

fuck

[echo gulch]

i forgot to say not long ago

[prisma maple]

rainy day wake up fuckers!!!

[zinc quartz]

rainy night 4/4

[prisma maple]

we are 2/4

[zenith fractal]

YOU TOOK MY SLOT

[echo gulch]

girl i'm sweating it's so hot in my room and i'm tired as hell

[quiet ingot]

timer froze...

[covert briar]

Why can’t I join

[prisma maple]

how unfortunate

now they have to join my lobby

[zinc quartz]

now is your chance to rejoin

[echo gulch]

i wanna block some dead ass guy

[zinc quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-splatoon-gif-27297722

[prisma maple]

3/4

[zenith fractal]

trying

[zenith fractal]

SAME

[prisma maple]

greetings hurry up

[zinc quartz]

me?

[zenith fractal]

perhaps

[prisma maple]

who will be the unlucky person to join my lobby?

[zinc quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414559232348913674/1110637799641727026/xprp6rlognwa1.gif

[zenith fractal]

istg if i join your lobby i will alt f4

[covert briar]

3/4

[prisma maple]

dont worry i am inevitable

[zenith fractal]

be happy blocking doesnt exist

our timer froze

[prisma maple]

blocking doesnt do anything anyway

[dusty shuttle]

me resisting the urge to super react poland

[echo gulch]

fhe fact i got reacted caps before explaining myself is insane

[zenith fractal]

omg skweed is in my lobby

nooooooooooo

[prisma maple]

dont worry im in your lobby next

[zinc quartz]

THE LOBBY KEEPS DYING LMAOOO

[prisma maple]

RAINY DAY WAKE UP!!

literally 3 people only if you include me in rainy day rn 💀

[echo gulch]

to me it does something

[zinc quartz]

NO ONE IS AWAKE ON A RAINY DAY

[echo gulch]

but anyway

[prisma maple]

@zenith fractal please switch team

i will send address

[zenith fractal]

then i gotta watch the news again

[zinc quartz]

MY WII U FROZE WHEN i ENTERED THE LOBBY WTF

[prisma maple]

no u dont

[zinc quartz]

BLACK SCREEN

[prisma maple]

@zenith fractal here

[Entry]
description=Splatfest Team
address=0x12097ee4
type=int16
value=

[zenith fractal]

splatoon 3 moment

[zenith fractal]

will it also change my shirt

[zinc quartz]

THIS IS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR ME TO BUY ANOTHER WII U

[zinc quartz]

how

[prisma maple]

it will change your team, does that answer your question

[zenith fractal]

no

[prisma maple]

yes

just do it

[zenith fractal]

which value do i need

[prisma maple]

we need more rainy day

[prisma maple]

anything

it will reset your team

i recommend 3

[quiet ingot]

Whenever 4 people are on a team, timer freezes

[echo gulch]

this shit was just +4 of the body color address

[Entry]
description=Player Eyes Colors
address=0x1208cd98
type=int32
value=

the eyes values are mixed

i hate that

[zinc quartz]

set it to -1

[echo gulch]

why

bro wants my save to reset

[prisma maple]

my save resetted by setting motion to invalid float

[zenith fractal]

what do i do now

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[zenith fractal]

i enabled memory searcher

[prisma maple]

select team again and join

set it to 3

[zinc quartz]

MY GAME KEEPS FREEZING WHEN GOING INTO THE LOBBY WTF

[grand marten]

how do i join the splatfest

[viral flame]

Good morning chat.

[prisma maple]

💀

[zinc quartz]

💀

[zenith fractal]

didnt work

[covert briar]

4/4

[prisma maple]

did u refresh

the plaza

[zenith fractal]

i went into the lobby and out

[prisma maple]

are u sure

[covert briar]

Why do people keep joining them

[prisma maple]

u probably did something wrong

is cafelibs messing up the heap?

[zenith fractal]

yeah right keep blaming me

[zinc quartz]

because night > day

[covert briar]

Ur gonna be stuck on lobby if you’re night

[prisma maple]

send me your .ini file

[grand marten]

is it in the game

[covert briar]

Ik it’s better but we need at least some day ppl

[zenith fractal]

welp

[grand marten]

or do i need mods

[prisma maple]

cafelibs is probably messing up the heap

disable cafelibs

[zinc quartz]

set it to -1

[covert briar]

Set it to 5

[quiet ingot]

timer going down but no rainy day :(

[prisma maple]

are you in game

we need 1 more

you know what im killing the lobby its probably broken

[zinc quartz]

dead chat

[prisma maple]

omg

3/4 again

@zenith fractal disable cafelibs and set it again

its probably messing up heap memory

[median torrent]

you guys are still trying to play a match?

[quiet ingot]

"trying"

we are losing our minds

[outer nacelle]

I want to try to join a match

[zinc quartz]

private battles would be so much easier

[prisma maple]

private battles dont work

and greetings died

[zinc quartz]

what was I even saying before?
private battles don't even exist

[prisma maple]

skweed you need to change to rainy day

[dusty shuttle]

wdym private battles dont work

[visual belfry]

hi

[outer nacelle]

When can I join a match?

[zinc quartz]

"The match or squad you're trying to join is full. Please wait a while and try again." 🤓

[agile patrol]

hello fellow rainy day player, join pls thanks

[prisma maple]

change to rainy day

plz

[visual belfry]

joining

game

[prisma maple]

YS

YES

[zinc quartz]

some times I think about joining the less popular team just so I can get into a lobby

not doing it because rainy day sucks

[visual belfry]

splatoon 1 if there was privae battles by codes and skip news button

[visual belfry]

joining

[dusty shuttle]

goated game

[outer nacelle]

Wait it's splat zones during splatfest? I thought it was going to be regular turf war?

[visual belfry]

ok

[echo gulch]

ok

3/4

[dusty shuttle]

we're 4

pls

[prisma maple]

YES

[echo gulch]

Not anymore