Splatoon

[inland gulch]

I think I have to reset my switch

I mean wii u

[tulip dome]

Yea I gotta do that sometimes

[inland gulch]

I don't even have a switch 💀

Used to

[tulip dome]

My switch fucking died

Had a battery defect

[inland gulch]

I lost mines

[tulip dome]

Sent it into Nintendo

[inland gulch]

With all my games so I Prob lost like $1000+ of stuff

Anyways my wii u is being stupid

[tulip dome]

I made room

Done

[inland gulch]

I'm just gonna load the game

[tulip dome]

It seemed to work when you joined me

You on cemu?

Salt spray 💀

[inland gulch]

Bro

Why

💀

[tulip dome]

I haven’t played on it since I was like 12

[inland gulch]

My least favorite

Fucking hate it

...

[tulip dome]

Yea maybe it wasn’t as good as when I was 12

[thick rampart]

didint mcdonalds release a new gameboy color game on their website about that thing?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1091977752640495618.webp?size=48

[tulip dome]

Salt spray isn’t very fair

[inland gulch]

How about we do turf

[tulip dome]

Yea

Bluefin?

[inland gulch]

Any

[tulip dome]

Join mine it’s Alr open

Yea but nastolga

Any

Not here for a meta time just a good time

[tepid canopy]

sure

[tulip dome]

Shoot

I started it early

Nvm

I can cancel it

[inland gulch]

Wtf

Oh

[tulip dome]

He wanted to join

[inland gulch]

K

[tulip dome]

Is moonrain more popular

Shoot

[inland gulch]

Yeah

[tulip dome]

You try making room

[inland gulch]

I'll join through vent

I keep on getting an error

Maybe I did that like 7 times already this game is so weird

Did vent join?

Then wtf

[tulip dome]

Hacker man lol

Yes

And ur using srl coat

[inland gulch]

I give up

Good night guys

[tulip dome]

Gn man

Are you a rival octo

Lol

I can’t see it on my screen I just guessed

No

You were a normal octo but that was cause of my mods

[inland gulch]

I want to play splatoon so badly and the only way I can Is with the wii u but the matchmaking is ass

[tulip dome]

Imma head to bed I got 6 am shift

[inland gulch]

I already turned off my wii

😂

[tulip dome]

I have splat 2 octos, octo noises and octo gif icons

*hud icons

[inland gulch]

Cya

[burnt shoal]

Hey bætch

[shy star]

nope

[weary yarrow]

Anyone online

[boreal mango]

I gotta play some Splatoon tomorrow lol

It's almost 1:30 here, so I can't get enough energy to play tonight unfortunately

Have we played before?

Huh, interesting

My mind tends to be iffy on older events lol

I'll have to see if I have you friended tomorrow before work

[grave drift]

Splatfest is at 10am france time

[nova fiber]

hi

like 30 minutes till it starts??

yes

oh 3am

[inland gulch]

At 10h ?

[bold stratus]

yes

[inland gulch]

Nice

Full coquillage 😍

Il faut lancer son jeu a 10h? Ou pendant qu'on joue sa lance

[bold stratus]

not french

here pls

[inland gulch]

Ok

[bold stratus]

And the splatfest starts on its own, no need to restart

[grave drift]

Yes

[inland gulch]

Okay thank

[bold stratus]

yw

[inland gulch]

I start my game

Who for pb

Or pubs its full

?

[rotund osprey]

can you change the main of the splatfest tee in splathex

[inland gulch]

I think

David has change the main he

Splatfest mode in 1min

❤️

Its 10am

[inland gulch]

Its not start

I restart

[bold stratus]

Welp, so i think it's 10pm then

[crystal kestrel]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo

[split tide]

“That’s it?”

[scarlet swift]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-nintendo-yoinky-sploinky-gif-26438337

[inland gulch]

I restart exorcism

[prisma maple]

no the fest isnt supposed to start yet

[split tide]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo

[prisma maple]

it starts in like 5 hours

[inland gulch]

oh

Ok

[prisma maple]

i will do a pb

[inland gulch]

Yes i can play with you

[bold stratus]

welp im coming

[prisma maple]

k

do you both have my throwaway account added?

[bold stratus]

yes

195 ?

[prisma maple]

915

[bold stratus]

ah maybe

[prisma maple]

you do

[split tide]

Can me and @crystal kestrel hop on too

[prisma maple]

yes

[crystal kestrel]

Ok

[prisma maple]

add my pnid "throwaway915"

[crystal kestrel]

O k

[formal scarab]

mind if i join in? i might have to add someone

[prisma maple]

@formal scarab

nice we can do a 3v3

[inland gulch]

We are a lot of nice

Chose team or random

[prisma maple]

everyone send a friend request to my pnid

[crystal kestrel]

Sent

[prisma maple]

i will have to balance teams because of you and exorcism

[split tide]

I’m dellcat

[crystal kestrel]

Am jack

[bold stratus]

eh ?

[inland gulch]

Because we are noob 💀

[prisma maple]

exorcism is good and you are improving

[split tide]

Can me and @crystal kestrel pleaaase be on the same team

[inland gulch]

...

[prisma maple]

did everyone add me?

i accepted all requests

[split tide]

Yea

[crystal kestrel]

Yea

[bold stratus]

no bc random 🤑

[prisma maple]

@formal scarab did you also add

[formal scarab]

i'm on it, i was setting up my controller

[crystal kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[prisma maple]

whats your pnid

[formal scarab]

sent

[bold stratus]

🤭

[formal scarab]

my pnid is the same as my username lol

[prisma maple]

k accepted

i see friends service disconnecting and reconnecting a lot which i dont like

everyone go to the lobby select screen to be prepared to join

[inland gulch]

Wait i restart my Friend list

[split tide]

Okay

[inland gulch]

Enjoyerrrr

[crystal kestrel]

O k

[prisma maple]

??

[inland gulch]

I dont have you 💀

[prisma maple]

please stop wasting my time you have me added

pb created

[inland gulch]

What

[prisma maple]

everyone join

[crystal kestrel]

Bro froze my console

[inland gulch]

Wait i restart

[leaden frigate]

Can i join too

[prisma maple]

add me pnid is throwaway915

[leaden frigate]

Ok

[prisma maple]

actually no

add someone else to join through

[leaden frigate]

Ok

[prisma maple]

@bold stratus can you add @leaden frigate

[prisma maple]

what

[inland gulch]

Ok i start my game

[crystal kestrel]

I had to reboot my console cause it froze when i tried to join

Goof

[bold stratus]

I have to restart Splatoon I'm lazy

[prisma maple]

on wii u you dont

you just click home button on gamepad and open friends list

[bold stratus]

no way 🤡

[crystal kestrel]

Just joined

[prisma maple]

that wont close the game

[bold stratus]

Nah but I softlocked every time

[bold stratus]

so no

[prisma maple]

are you using swipswapme?

[inland gulch]

Me i use this

[bold stratus]

It is off

[formal scarab]

it ain't showing up as open for me

[inland gulch]

Its very good

[prisma maple]

if you have tv and gamepad switched while pressing home button you will get soft locked

[inland gulch]

You are offline enjoyer

[bold stratus]

It is off

[prisma maple]

ok

i'll go send request

[inland gulch]

Or i dont see you

[prisma maple]

everyone else stay in the lobby selection screen\

[prisma maple]

whats your pnid

[crystal kestrel]

This is not ricktastic

[prisma maple]

@leaden frigate i will send you a request

[leaden frigate]

Ok

[inland gulch]

Sent enjoyer

[prisma maple]

accept the request

[inland gulch]

Accept

[prisma maple]

you didnt send anything

whats your pnid

??

[inland gulch]

Bruh

Zartekledegrad_2

I dont see you in Friends

[prisma maple]

as i said i literally have you added

[prisma maple]

i can see you

[inland gulch]

Not me 💀😭

[crystal kestrel]

Bro knock it off

[prisma maple]

@leaden frigate did you accept

[split tide]

Ok Bro

[crystal kestrel]

You're probably weirding out all of the people here

[inland gulch]

Yeah

I have 94 friends

[prisma maple]

everyone go to lobby selection screen im gonna start

[leaden frigate]

Yes i did

[prisma maple]

pb created join

[leaden frigate]

Joining

[inland gulch]

I dont see you in friends

[crystal kestrel]

Can't join

You're gray

Nvm

Joining now

[prisma maple]

please dont be impatient

[inland gulch]

...

[prisma maple]

chala join

[crystal kestrel]

Wh-

How am i being impatient

[prisma maple]

thats what happens when you have 94 friends

[inland gulch]

...

[leaden frigate]

118-0513

[prisma maple]

you didnt wait 2 seconds for the friends service to update the pb list

[crystal kestrel]

[bold stratus]

118-0513

[thorn storm]

118-0513 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[crystal kestrel]

Oh ok

[inland gulch]

Exorcism can you add me

[bold stratus]

I can't right now

[crystal kestrel]

This "joining private battle..." better finish up soon

[leaden frigate]

118-0006

[prisma maple]

i will have to recreate the pb now

nice

[crystal kestrel]

Bru

[inland gulch]

....

[bold stratus]

I already explained, I'm softlocked as soon as I add someone from Splatoon

[prisma maple]

add exorcism as backup if i dont show up

oh

[inland gulch]

Me too

Its same for friendlist

And i do restarr

[prisma maple]

chala can you create a pb

[inland gulch]

Restart

So wait i restart 😅

[prisma maple]

god dammnit

@bold stratus make a pb

[inland gulch]

Ans put swipswapme

So i cant join

I have nothing in friends

[prisma maple]

tell me when pb is created

[formal scarab]

we are never making it to the battlefield at this rate lmao

[crystal kestrel]

True

[inland gulch]

Its throwaway915?

[bold stratus]

hosting

[split tide]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-waiting-spongebob-waiting-im-ready-dead-gif-22457697

[crystal kestrel]

Embed fail

[bold stratus]

yes

[inland gulch]

Okay i dont see

I have sent a request

[prisma maple]

bro wait

[bold stratus]

??

[inland gulch]

101-0105

[bold stratus]

101-0105

[thorn storm]

101-0105 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[prisma maple]

exorcism is offline

[bold stratus]

huh

[inland gulch]

OH I SEE ENJOYER

LETS GO

[crystal kestrel]

Am i supposed to friend exorcism

[prisma maple]

????????

im not in a pb

dont join

[inland gulch]

Yes i see you in friends list

[bold stratus]

okay i fucked up splat nice

i restart

[prisma maple]

for gods sake do not join unless i tell you to

[inland gulch]

🌟✨

[bold stratus]

i will add everyone then

[inland gulch]

Bruh

[crystal kestrel]

Ok

[inland gulch]

Add me exorcism

[prisma maple]

nah that will take too long

[inland gulch]

Oh

[leaden frigate]

When can we join

[prisma maple]

join my pb

[prisma maple]

now

[bold stratus]

I restart splat

wt-

[wintry shadow]

101-0105

[leaden frigate]

I still don’t see you

[inland gulch]

So wait in install swipswap

[prisma maple]

are you on cemu

[inland gulch]

I cant play in my tv

[leaden frigate]

Wii u

[crystal kestrel]

Friend service acting kind of goofy

[prisma maple]

god i miss nintendo network

[bold stratus]

30 minutes of trying to play LMFAO

[crystal kestrel]

Same

[wintry shadow]

Can I just not play?

[inland gulch]

Ok i start

[bold stratus]

BAHAHHAHA

[wintry shadow]

Is the splatfest bugged?

[inland gulch]

💀

[bold stratus]

idk

[prisma maple]

this is not even beta testing this is alpha testing

can anyone see my pb

[split tide]

It hasn’t started Bro

[inland gulch]

I start my game

Wait enjoyer

[split tide]

Nuh uh

[crystal kestrel]

Nuh uh

[inland gulch]

Oh so np

[formal scarab]

i don't

[thorn storm]

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[inland gulch]

So no

[wintry shadow]

Omfg I'm so stupid

[crystal kestrel]

Shut up

[split tide]

It starts in a couple hours

[prisma maple]

do i seriously have to make throwaway916?

[bold stratus]

Did anyone send me a friend request? bc i have no one LMFAO

[inland gulch]

...

[wintry shadow]

Ok, thanks

[inland gulch]

No juste remake

[prisma maple]

k

everyone go to lobby selection screen again

[bold stratus]

nice

[inland gulch]

And if its not good yes

[wintry shadow]

Is the online down for the time being? Because I'm having issues connecting

[inland gulch]

Im in

[prisma maple]

react with 🖐️ if you are at the lobby selection screen

[bold stratus]

news for me

[crystal kestrel]

Bro vanished from my friends list

[prisma maple]

im gonna make the pb once everyone is ready

[crystal kestrel]

You vanished from my friends list

[prisma maple]

ok making it

[wintry shadow]

I just can't connect online

[prisma maple]

what am i supposed to do about that 💀

pb created join

[crystal kestrel]

Great now friends list locked my console

[wintry shadow]

It keeps giving me an error

[inland gulch]

Offline 👍

[leaden frigate]

I don’t see you

[inland gulch]

Nice

[bold stratus]

welp uh, you are not connected

[prisma maple]

pretendo is actual shi-

[bold stratus]

[crystal kestrel]

Quality servers

[leaden frigate]

10€ per month!!

[inland gulch]

Go add throwaway 916?

[prisma maple]

meanwhile nso 20 a year

[prisma maple]

i will make it rn

dont add it yet

[inland gulch]

Okay

[prisma maple]

time to make the 916th alt account

[bold stratus]

EH ?

[inland gulch]

916 throwaway omg

[bold stratus]

[crystal kestrel]

[bold stratus]

I'm going to join since someone else I'm lazy

[crystal kestrel]

Im bouta go insane cause of pretendo

[bold stratus]

of people*

[prisma maple]

captcha is making me go insane

ok guys add throwaway916

[crystal kestrel]

B r u

Ok

[prisma maple]

if it doesnt work after making the 916th alt account im gonna LOSE it

[inland gulch]

Bruh too long

[prisma maple]

my alt accounts make up 90% of pretendo's account database

[crystal kestrel]

Sent a fr bro

[prisma maple]

accepted

@inland gulch send

[inland gulch]

Me its searching

[crystal kestrel]

Epico

[inland gulch]

101-0114

[prisma maple]

@split tide send

[split tide]

Friends list got me locked so I rebooted

[formal scarab]

sent

[inland gulch]

Sent a fr

[leaden frigate]

I sent a fr and my console crashed

[prisma maple]

its fine i received it

[crystal kestrel]

I just love it when pretendo locks me in friends list so i have to go force reboot my wii u!

[prisma maple]

did i add everyone

[crystal kestrel]

Idk

[prisma maple]

@bold stratus can you send one too?

[wintry shadow]

I can't fucking connect to the servers

[prisma maple]

are you on cemu

[wintry shadow]

No, I'm on real hardware

[prisma maple]

🤷‍♂️

idk

im opening my game

friends service works best with fresh accounts

everyone go to the lobby selection screen

[inland gulch]

Exorcsim

You have add enjoyer ?

[wintry shadow]

101-1050

No bot?

[prisma maple]

she didnt but i need to start before freinds service dies

[inland gulch]

k

[wintry shadow]

Ok, I guess I'll go fuck myself

[prisma maple]

guys im making the pb

[wintry shadow]

101-1050

[prisma maple]

join

[inland gulch]

Okay

[leaden frigate]

Coming rq

[prisma maple]

if it does not show up now im gonna # lose it

[inland gulch]

Offline

[leaden frigate]

My console crashed again

[prisma maple]

omfg

you are just having issues

[inland gulch]

Sorry

[inland gulch]

FRIENDLIST CRASH

[wintry shadow]

Why is the bot not responding

[inland gulch]

Remake man

[prisma maple]

you on cemu?

[wintry shadow]

101-1050

[formal scarab]

yes

[prisma maple]

r e s t a r t

[formal scarab]

wahoo

[prisma maple]

i told you to go in game NOT on the friends list

[inland gulch]

Yeah

[crystal kestrel]

Time to wait 50 years for the friend service to update so i can join

[inland gulch]

In game you are offline too

[prisma maple]

how can friends list crash while you are in splatoon?

great

[inland gulch]

101-0105

[prisma maple]

i dont know i think this new account server is even worse than the previous one

im restarting

[inland gulch]

Me too

[crystal kestrel]

The option to join you is grayer than my grandma's hair

[prisma maple]

no

you are not restarting

[inland gulch]

Ok..

[prisma maple]

you are not on cemu

[inland gulch]

101-0102

[split tide]

Exactly

[inland gulch]

Nice friendlist full error 👍👍

[prisma maple]

pb created

[formal scarab]

at this point i feel like a public lobby might've been faster lol

[prisma maple]

no

you will not get enough players

[inland gulch]

.. my friendlist

[prisma maple]

just check if my pb shows up

[prisma maple]

holy shit stop going to your friends list just open your game

[leaden frigate]

I still don’t see you

[prisma maple]

im gonna lose it

[split tide]

It’s still gray Bro

[crystal kestrel]

"In Splatoon, you can join battles that your friends have joined. Press (HOME) to add friends to your friend list, and they'll appear in the list in-game!"

[leaden frigate]

Same

[wintry shadow]

101 1050

[crystal kestrel]

Gray man

[wintry shadow]

101-1050

[inland gulch]

MAN I DONT SEE FRIENDSLIST IN PB SO I GO IN FRIENDSLIST FOR UNLOCK THIS

[wintry shadow]

1011050

God fucking dammit

[leaden frigate]

I can try to host

[wintry shadow]

I'm getting real life tilted at this shit

[prisma maple]

you all are offline in friends list

[inland gulch]

SO WAIT

[crystal kestrel]

Nuh uh

[crystal kestrel]

I'm alive and well

[split tide]

Nuh uh

[wintry shadow]

101-0105

101 0105

[prisma maple]

you know what im just gonna add my alt account and see if y'all are just having issues

[formal scarab]

maybe the friends system is having issues rn? idk 💀

[prisma maple]

im gonna see

[leaden frigate]

Can i try to host

[inland gulch]

Im online now ?

Yes i have Callie in friends

[prisma maple]

PRETENDO IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME MAD

[wintry shadow]

101-0105

[crystal kestrel]

Pretendo servers taking a giant shit rn

[wintry shadow]

And it's so cool that pretendo isn't working and also the bot which is supposed to help is just flipping me off

[prisma maple]

could you please stop spamming the error code

im already annoyed by the servers

[inland gulch]

150-2031

[wintry shadow]

I'm getting pissed

What the fuck

[crystal kestrel]

I freaking love Couldn't connect to the server.!!!!!!

[prisma maple]

people pay 10 bucks a month for this 💀

[wintry shadow]

Oh cool and the friends list isn't working either

[crystal kestrel]

Top quality game servers

[split tide]

I cannot wait for splatoon servers to actually open up again

[prisma maple]

it wont

nintendo did a shadow shutdown

[split tide]

I thought it was because of the exploit though

[crystal kestrel]

Nintendo is just doing this while the servers are ded

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-dance-garfeild-random-shit-gif-19178128

[wintry shadow]

Look, I'm trying really hard to get the bots attention but instead the bot is distracted with this really cool ball it found

[prisma maple]

i just have the bot blocked its useless

it doesnt give any information on error codes

[wintry shadow]

Oh cool

I'm playing fucking story mode

Fuck this

[inland gulch]

I start my game

[prisma maple]

if you think this is unbearable, splatfest matchmaking will be 10x worse than this

[inland gulch]

Or go public

[crystal kestrel]

What is goofy bro up to

[split tide]

Maybe this is the same situation as the wii eshop shutdown where the guy just forgot to fix it and it got fixed whenever he actually remembered

[crystal kestrel]

Y e a

[prisma maple]

im legit gonna spam emails to nintendo's customer support

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer so go pubs ?

[split tide]

It’s nintendo obviously they’re not gonna care

[inland gulch]

Or ranked mode

[prisma maple]

im testing my alt accounts to see if people are just bsing me with client side issues

[crystal kestrel]

N o

[formal scarab]

you ain't gonna find a soul in there unless everyone hacks their save file to the same rank 💀

[prisma maple]

bro this shit actually sucks

[crystal kestrel]

Fun fact: erreula

[prisma maple]

💀

[formal scarab]

y'know, i understand these servers are still in development and may be unstable, but goddamn

[prisma maple]

pretendo matches all ranks unlike nintendo

[formal scarab]

oh

[prisma maple]

i miss nintendo network when i could hop in ranked with no issues

[formal scarab]

same

[prisma maple]

does anyone know nerd's contact email?

nintendo european research & development

[formal scarab]

funny how nintendo network went down a few days after i started using cemu to play s1 again

[crystal kestrel]

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[prisma maple]

if i get 0006 again i give up

[formal scarab]

i'm guessing the issues aren't usually this bad around here

[wintry shadow]

No

[bold stratus]

no bc lazy

[prisma maple]

i can confirm that the new account server is actually a downgrade

things that used to work normally no longer work

[inland gulch]

I create ?

Or Callie create

[prisma maple]

that wont fix anything

[split tide]

Shit so boring it got me playing squidball

[prisma maple]

everyone go in public and whatever happens

[inland gulch]

YESSS

[crystal kestrel]

O k

[prisma maple]

4/8

[inland gulch]

GO IN PUBS

[crystal kestrel]

"Searching for a battle to join..."

Swear to god if this takes 15 years

118-0006

[thorn storm]

118-0006 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[crystal kestrel]

Great

[prisma maple]

if it puts you in a new lobby im legit gonna go into rage mode

[crystal kestrel]

Nuh uh

[wintry shadow]

Nah squidbeatz where it's at

[prisma maple]

try again

[inland gulch]

@formal scarab @leaden frigate

[prisma maple]

omfg someone got dcd

[inland gulch]

Searching too long

[prisma maple]

guys if you get into a separate lobby power off your wii u

[inland gulch]

No

I eject and put

The disc

[split tide]

Squidbeatz is trash

[inland gulch]

Its good too

[prisma maple]

y'all in another lobby?

[crystal kestrel]

Love it when splatoon takes 50 years to join a battle just to say you do not currently have an internet connection

[inland gulch]

Searching too long 💀👍🌟😭

[crystal kestrel]

BRO WHAT

[inland gulch]

Just its too long

[crystal kestrel]

God i hate these servers

[prisma maple]

squidbeatz is useful for muting the lobby music

[crystal kestrel]

BRO WHEN IS THIS GONNA WORK

[wintry shadow]

Bad take

[crystal kestrel]

IT KEEPS TAKING FOREVER THEN SHOWS AN ERROR

[timber dirge]

splatfest today

omg

[prisma maple]

when they decide to update the servers after 12 months

[inland gulch]

Me its full searching too longggg

Yeah

Its today

[split tide]

Squidbeats<<<<<<

[crystal kestrel]

Bro said that squid beatz sucks then said it was good right after

[wintry shadow]

Ok to be fair I have a tendency to get really addicted to a rhythm game and that's just squidbeatz

[prisma maple]

pretendo just wants to make me play splatoon 3

[crystal kestrel]

BRUH

[wintry shadow]

So I love it

[crystal kestrel]

EMPTY LOBBY

FUCK

[inland gulch]

ITS TOO LONGGGGGGGGGGG

[formal scarab]

personally, i'm a fan of squid racer

[wintry shadow]

That one is good too

[inland gulch]

I restart

[crystal kestrel]

I always just play squid jump or squid beatz

[prisma maple]

live footage of pretendo servers during normal operation!!

[crystal kestrel]

Squid jump cause its fun and squid beatz cause i have custom music modded in game that i like to listen to

[inland gulch]

Megg can you pubs

[split tide]

FUCK I FAILED STAGE 5

[crystal kestrel]

Thats what you get for calling squid jump trash

[icy shard]

Yall playing ?

[crystal kestrel]

We're trying to

[split tide]

Squid jump is trash bro

[inland gulch]

Yes man its pubs

Its public

[crystal kestrel]

Bro you have the worst taste ever

[formal scarab]

we wish we were

[icy shard]

Lol

[prisma maple]

the new account server is even more dogshit than the old one

[crystal kestrel]

BRUH

[split tide]

Squidball is where it’s at

[crystal kestrel]

EMPTY FUCKING LOBBY

AGAIN

[crystal kestrel]

What even is squid ball

[crystal kestrel]

Bro just joined my lobby

[split tide]

One of the minigames

[crystal kestrel]

Hi

[prisma maple]

@inland gulch eject and put back

[inland gulch]

Wait

[prisma maple]

we are 3/8

160s

[inland gulch]

My disc IS died...

Oh its good 😭❤️😍

[icy shard]

Private battle is better

[prisma maple]

4/8

[inland gulch]

Come in public 😈

[crystal kestrel]

We tried to do a private battle but we never got it working

Cause pretendo servers are totally the greatest thing in the world

Totally

[prisma maple]

guys are you in pub

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer i join wait

YES EVERYBODY GO PUBLIC

[split tide]

Im playing the best minigame

[inland gulch]

6/8

OH MEGGGG

[timber dirge]

hiii

[inland gulch]

210s

[inland gulch]

6/8

[prisma maple]

everyone get your asses here

6/8

[inland gulch]

Im hype for splatfest

[prisma maple]

200s

[formal scarab]

i'm going, i was stuck perma-loading for some reason 💀

[prisma maple]

please join pub

oh wait u are in

@crystal kestrel are u in?

[crystal kestrel]

H

Yes

[split tide]

I GOT PAST STAGE 5

[prisma maple]

@icy shard join

[bold stratus]

FINALLY THE SPLATFEST

EH

[inland gulch]

?

Its now ??

[prisma maple]

what

it started?

[formal scarab]

oh

[bold stratus]

yes

[prisma maple]

WAIt

[icy shard]

I'll join

[prisma maple]

EVERYONE DC

[inland gulch]

I leave

[bold stratus]

BAHAHHA

[timber dirge]

LFMAOO

[inland gulch]

OLAY EVERYONE IN SPLATFEST MODE

[prisma maple]

everyone prepare for the worst matchmaking that you will ever witness

[inland gulch]

EVERYONE

[prisma maple]

this will not end well

[inland gulch]

LETS GOOOO

IM FULL HYPE

[prisma maple]

ok listen how we are gonna do this

we need 4 people on each team

[crystal kestrel]

Team rainy night

[prisma maple]

we will need to coordinate

[crystal kestrel]

E\

[formal scarab]

do we even have rainy day people in chat rn?

[timber dirge]

team 1 join matchmake then team 2 joins after team 1 is full

idk

[bold stratus]

like splatfestival ?

[split tide]

Rainy night

[inland gulch]

OH MUSIC

[prisma maple]

player count

react with 1️⃣ if you are team rainy day
react with 2️⃣ if you are team rainy night

[formal scarab]

i think we are gonna be stuck with rainy night mirror matches for a while lol

[timber dirge]

brah

[bold stratus]

BAHAHAH

mirror

now

[prisma maple]

we need 3 people on rainy day

otherwise no matches

[bold stratus]

MIRROR

[inland gulch]

GO IN FESTIMATCHS

[prisma maple]

does that even exist

[bold stratus]

yes

[prisma maple]

lol

0 rainy day

[inland gulch]

IM IN

Rainy night vs rainy night lol

3/8

[prisma maple]

guess i'll play custom range blaster

[prisma maple]

you mean 3/4

[split tide]

FUUCK

[inland gulch]

Im with exorcism and ffah

[crystal kestrel]

YESSS

SPLATFEST TIME

[split tide]

I HAVE TO RESET SPLATOON

[prisma maple]

wait it started?

[inland gulch]

YES ENJOYER COME YOU ARE RAINY NIGHT

[bold stratus]

LMFAO

[wintry shadow]

It's saying I need the latest news data and then booting me

[prisma maple]

im coming

[wintry shadow]

What the fuck

[prisma maple]

4/4

[bold stratus]

4/4

[inland gulch]

WE HAVE A TEAM

[split tide]

FUUCKGBFJGBRHBF

[bold stratus]

need another team

[inland gulch]

Its a good team

[prisma maple]

i think that mirroring wont work but everyone queue

[crystal kestrel]

Bro empty lobby

[inland gulch]

Its a good team i think

[prisma maple]

expected

stay

[inland gulch]

Oh no its splatzones

[wintry shadow]

Do I not have the splatfest data?

[crystal kestrel]

O k

[inland gulch]

PLEASE SPEED GO JOIN FESTIMATCHS

80s

[prisma maple]

you can thank me for half of the rotation

[bold stratus]

no

[icy shard]

Did you delete shared data? On wii u

[inland gulch]

No

[bold stratus]

[inland gulch]

Its a good rotation

[prisma maple]

i never said that its bad?

[formal scarab]

ah great, i'm getting 0006'd

[inland gulch]

No

[wintry shadow]

No, I don't know how to do that 😭

[inland gulch]

@timber dirge Come in festimatchs

[prisma maple]

i put flounder and mahi in the rotation

[bold stratus]

go to settings

choose Splatoon

and delate shared save data

[icy shard]

Setting>data management

[wintry shadow]

Ok, thanks

[bold stratus]

delete*

[inland gulch]

IM FULL HYPE

Music ❤️

[crystal kestrel]

3/4

[inland gulch]

Searching

[formal scarab]

3/4

[crystal kestrel]

4/4

[formal scarab]

4/4

[inland gulch]

Oh

[prisma maple]

well i think i need to get my 4 alt accounts ready

[bold stratus]

1/4

[inland gulch]

Who in your team

WAIT LE EXORCISM

[inland gulch]

Oh

3/4

[bold stratus]

3/4

[prisma maple]

0551

[inland gulch]

OH ONE MORE AND A MATCH

[split tide]

0551

[formal scarab]

fuck

[inland gulch]

Oh

[prisma maple]

i dcd

[bold stratus]

duh

[inland gulch]

WHAT

[crystal kestrel]

Im still in the lobby

A

[inland gulch]

Join too

[prisma maple]

4/4 again

[bold stratus]

stop maj lock pls 🗿

[inland gulch]

Oh same team

203 s lock

[crystal kestrel]

Timer stuck

[prisma maple]

i sure hope that the splatfest wont go as badly as the previous one!

[formal scarab]

1/4

[crystal kestrel]

223s

[split tide]

0006

[prisma maple]

0551

[leaden frigate]

The splatfest started?

[inland gulch]

0551

Nice

Yes cole

Come

[bold stratus]

huh

[inland gulch]

Come callie

[bold stratus]

Why im not disconnected

LMFAO

[inland gulch]

Oh

[prisma maple]

white ink is an interesting color choice

[inland gulch]

Wtf

0006

[leaden frigate]

Ok

[bold stratus]

nice softlocked

or not

[inland gulch]

1/4

Come

[crystal kestrel]

This gonna take forever

[split tide]

0521

[inland gulch]

1/4

[wintry shadow]

It's still just giving me a fucking error code

[inland gulch]

2/4

With ffah75

[crystal kestrel]

118-0006 is so yummy

[thorn storm]

118-0006 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[leaden frigate]

Im coming

[inland gulch]

4/4

[crystal kestrel]

1/4

[prisma maple]

oh for fucks sake

[inland gulch]

With Ivan Andy and ffah

[prisma maple]

0312

[crystal kestrel]

Finally

[formal scarab]

e

[inland gulch]

4/4

Try again man

[crystal kestrel]

Bro join

[formal scarab]

2/4

[split tide]

0551

[wintry shadow]

FUCK

[prisma maple]

i dont even think mirror will work

[crystal kestrel]

Bro i see you

[inland gulch]

4/4

[prisma maple]

3/4

[formal scarab]

3/4

[wintry shadow]

This fucking gamr

[prisma maple]

YES

[formal scarab]

4/4

[prisma maple]

YES

[inland gulch]

Oh

[prisma maple]

match?

[crystal kestrel]

Finally

[inland gulch]

4/4 ans 4/4

And

[wintry shadow]

I just can't join

[crystal kestrel]

Hey Goody Bros hop on

[wintry shadow]

WHY

[inland gulch]

Please a match

[prisma maple]

pretendo please

[formal scarab]

please

[prisma maple]

YES

the timer unfroze

[bold stratus]

how many seconds do you have ? @inland gulch

[crystal kestrel]

Pretendo pls give us a chance

[inland gulch]

me its froze

225

[bold stratus]

ah

[inland gulch]

226

[bold stratus]

maybe

[crystal kestrel]

We just want to play your splatfest

[inland gulch]

4/4

Its froze

[crystal kestrel]

Which i paid 10 dollars for

[wintry shadow]

101-0105

[inland gulch]

Ceris

[prisma maple]

its free

[inland gulch]

NO ERROR

ERROR

[crystal kestrel]

True but wauhebsfdhijrekbgfhureijgheuougioegheiog

[inland gulch]

NOOOO

[wintry shadow]

I just cant

[icy shard]

No one is playing with a team rainy day

[bold stratus]

??

[wintry shadow]

What the fuck

[inland gulch]

1/4

[wintry shadow]

Why is it fucking erroring

[bold stratus]

okay they are all dead

[inland gulch]

Join

[prisma maple]

guys i told you mirroring wont work

[crystal kestrel]

50s

[icy shard]

Pretendo

[prisma maple]

we need team rainy day

[wintry shadow]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[inland gulch]

2/4 with yoboku

[bold stratus]

dc

[inland gulch]

3/4

[crystal kestrel]

Don't

[inland gulch]

With ivan

[crystal kestrel]

It might work

Idk

Lets give it a chance

[prisma maple]

this is not the first time im doing this

[inland gulch]

3/4

[crystal kestrel]

Well it is for me

[inland gulch]

Please joinn team rainy night

[crystal kestrel]

Goofball

Bruh

[icy shard]

I'm trying

[prisma maple]

you are just wasting your time we need a full rainy day team

[inland gulch]

@ ceris ?

[prisma maple]

we will need to sacrifice people in order to get a fully rainy day team

[inland gulch]

So skalop ceris and....

Williams

[wintry shadow]

And there's like no documentation of this shit

So i have no fucking clue how to fix it

[inland gulch]

3/4

Please

[prisma maple]

im keeping my team in hostage until we match

[crystal kestrel]

118-0006 is my favorite color

[thorn storm]

118-0006 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[prisma maple]

3/4

[crystal kestrel]

Shut up

[inland gulch]

3/4 tooq

Too

[prisma maple]

you can block it

oops

wrong screenshot

[bold stratus]

lmfao

[bold stratus]

anyways 69

[icy shard]

1/4

[wintry shadow]

I'm genuinely getting tilted because this fucking shit doesn't want to work

[inland gulch]

I join

3/4

[bold stratus]

but

[inland gulch]

With ffah and yoboku

[prisma maple]

im gonna let it die

[inland gulch]

4/4

LETS GO

[bold stratus]

we are missing one player

[prisma maple]

yeah

it split thats why

[leaden frigate]

Im alone

[prisma maple]

im killing it

[crystal kestrel]

Wrong reply

[young sentinel]

Hi all. Anyone will play?

[inland gulch]

4/4

Please speed

[young sentinel]

I Yaboku

[leaden frigate]

Im with “megg”

[bold stratus]

kill the lobby @prisma maple

[inland gulch]

16s

OH MEGG

[formal scarab]

we are trying

[timber dirge]

r u guys sure mirror matches work

[inland gulch]

4/4

[prisma maple]

they dont

[inland gulch]

Please speed

[prisma maple]

we are wasting our time

[young sentinel]

And if at all people from the sun?

[timber dirge]

oh

[prisma maple]

team rainy day wake tf up

[timber dirge]

why they sleeping bru

[leaden frigate]

3/4

[inland gulch]

Skalop williams and ceris are sun

[leaden frigate]

4/4

[inland gulch]

4/4

[crystal kestrel]

Wake yo ass up cause its time to go beast mode

[inland gulch]

50s please speed

4/4

[formal scarab]

well, unless you wanna try the pb madness again, this is the only thing we can do

[inland gulch]

Pleasee

[leaden frigate]

Team rainy day pls

[inland gulch]

Its 4/4 too

[prisma maple]

what do you not understand it is impossible to matchmake without team rainy day

[bold stratus]

stop with your meme

it's just offtopic

[prisma maple]

tiktok syndrome