Splatoon

[brisk nexus]

Oh hey

[inland gulch]

You tell me what rank ?

[bold stratus]

Even if it's been 5 months that I haven't played it again because of the exams

[inland gulch]

Hey storm

[inland gulch]

Me im gave C- im a noob 😂

8/8

Yen a ils disent j'ai le niveau d'un rang S cbdes fou

[strange bough]

rip i was too late

oh same

[mellow moon]

I'm joining Latuh

[daring heath]

hi weather report

[mellow moon]

Heyyy

[daring heath]

2/8

[dire coyote]

yea

[daring heath]

https://tenor.com/view/weather-report-stone-ocean-jojo-jjba-part6-gif-23983422

[viral flame]

i feel so out of my element playing on cemu

[bold stratus]

gg

[strange bough]

same, especially since i cant even use the map/super jump to anyone 💀

[timber dirge]

gg

[inland gulch]

Gg

Ah mais j'étais avec megggg

C pour ça j'ai win

[viral flame]

i can but it's so awkward

[bold stratus]

jpp

[inland gulch]

6/8

[inland gulch]

Exorcism c'est beau comment je te tuait

8/8 please

Servers

We are 8

[daring heath]

1/8

[dire coyote]

im joining

[inland gulch]

NOOOOO

[daring heath]

god damn

[strange bough]

how

[bold stratus]

[inland gulch]

OH DIICK

[bold stratus]

maybe dick

LMFAO

[inland gulch]

we are 8 please

[strange bough]

oh i could do that couldnt i

[inland gulch]

NOOOOOOOO

[bold stratus]

wtf is going on

[inland gulch]

WHYYYYYYY

[timber dirge]

yeah lol

[viral flame]

disconnected

[inland gulch]

BRUHHHHHHH

[bold stratus]

👽

[daring heath]

why isnt it just dcing me i have a lobby of just me

[strange bough]

my game straight up froze

[inland gulch]

Megg si tu quittait pas CT bon

[viral flame]

t

[dire coyote]

0006

[inland gulch]

5/8

[mellow moon]

why the fuck am I getting blamed

[timber dirge]

i got dced

[inland gulch]

oh ok

200s

4/8

[dire coyote]

4/8

[undone harbor]

Can I get the raw boss files for the fest by any chance

[inland gulch]

You are with me lucky ?

[undone harbor]

My boss files didn’t replace

Apparently

[mellow moon]

https://tenor.com/view/weather-report-jojo-jjba-weather-report-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-17559306

[inland gulch]

My lobby is 4/8 too

[mellow moon]

Join.

[strange bough]

1 sec im reopening my game

[daring heath]

https://tenor.com/view/weather-report-gif-21745157

[limpid tinsel]

Just delete the to download the new ones

[dire coyote]

thoses are the peoples im with @inland gulch

[inland gulch]

Oh i join

[undone harbor]

Oh wait I never cleared my boss data

[undone harbor]

Ah okay I’ll try that

Thx

[inland gulch]

I go join youuu

[daring heath]

1/8

[inland gulch]

0006

[mellow moon]

Why is a word in French literally a German verb

[viral flame]

cognates!

[bold stratus]

wat

[mellow moon]

Recherche

[timber dirge]

its a verb aswell

[bold stratus]

yeah ?

[inland gulch]

Bruh its full error man

[limpid tinsel]

Reads like "recharge"

[daring heath]

2/8

[mellow moon]

I'm with gren

[inland gulch]

Me its searching

0521

[daring heath]

thunderstorming rn

[fair arrow]

Im alone in a public lobby : (

[mellow moon]

the switch is so lifeless the ui is literally so simplistic

[inland gulch]

0006

[daring heath]

true

[mellow moon]

Plus There's not even a web browser

[agile patrol]

im not even getting in lol
splatoon loves giving me all kinds of random errors

[mellow moon]

Or even a camera

Or even a animation when you click on a game

[inland gulch]

Me too

Its full random error

[viral flame]

they don't want browserhax part 3

[agile patrol]

and 3/8

[inland gulch]

3/8,

101-0105 WHY

4/8

[viral flame]

what did you even use the camera for on previous systems

i used it maybe once

[inland gulch]

150s

[viral flame]

too shit quality to actually be useful

[inland gulch]

GO JOINNNNN''NN

200s

[mellow moon]

I hope the new console borrows apples cameras.

Atleast better

[agile patrol]

those camera generated miis were funny
otherwise yeah nothing else lol

[inland gulch]

5/8

[strange bough]

ive been stuck searching for a lobby

[inland gulch]

7/8

Oh lucky

1 more

[daring heath]

trying to join

[viral flame]

why do you need cameras on a video game machine

[inland gulch]

EXORCISMMM

[daring heath]

do you guys use your stylus to super jump

[viral flame]

no real use other than gimmicks you go "ha" at once and never look at again

[inland gulch]

Why you leave

[dire coyote]

6/8

[inland gulch]

Exorcism mannnn

200s 6/8

[daring heath]

trying to join

[inland gulch]

Joinnnnn

[bold stratus]

welp im alone

or not

[mellow moon]

The long searching is ass

[fair arrow]

Why are we playing in pub lobbies

[bold stratus]

bc pts

[inland gulch]

Because public its fun

[viral flame]

real wii u users won't have functional friends list

[daring heath]

i can level up

[thorn storm]

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[inland gulch]

And for lvl up

[mellow moon]

Can you hack in priv lobbies where they wanna see me hack?

[inland gulch]

For New weapons ✨

6/8 90s

[daring heath]

i would have a hacked file if my pc would read my sd card

idk why it isnt

[mellow moon]

Got slammed by a 118-0502

[thorn storm]

118-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[thick rampart]

if they allow you to do it that is

with consent

[daring heath]

5/8

[inland gulch]

6/8

[viral flame]

d

[inland gulch]

Oh wait me megg

[bold stratus]

Oh and by the way, does anyone know how to unlock hidden gears?

[inland gulch]

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[daring heath]

wonderful

[zenith fractal]

exposed

[inland gulch]

Yess

[viral flame]

https://gamebanana.com/mods/412594

[bold stratus]

Nice thanks!

[daring heath]

oh

[undone harbor]

W

[daring heath]

118-0006

[thorn storm]

118-0006 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[agile patrol]

stuck here forever
yay

finally
118-0502

[thorn storm]

118-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[dire coyote]

0006-

oml

[viral flame]

shh

playing this game with the switch pro controller vibration feels wrong

[inland gulch]

IM SO GOOD OMG

[mellow moon]

Imagine a pub lobby where everyone is the hacker

[inland gulch]

3-0

[viral flame]

i also keep pressing b to jump instead of x

[zenith fractal]

real

[timber dirge]

so real omg

[inland gulch]

5/8

Who has left...... Bruh......

[inland gulch]

Me too Switch game

[daring heath]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-caracal-angry-flopping-gif-22573853

[inland gulch]

5/8

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon2-octo-expansion-agent8-agent3-gif-23783251

[agile patrol]

true love

[daring heath]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-octo-octoling-splatoon2-gif-16342228

[zenith fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890637834430582835/1047622259013062767/ezgif-5-065e6c996c.gif

[inland gulch]

6/8

7/8

Megg come

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-salmon-run-splatoon3salmon-run-salmon-run-splatoon3-gif-24864849

[inland gulch]

Lets go

8/8

[viral flame]

why am i only getting on mahi mahi

new map pls

[zenith fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-splatoon2-summer-gif-25690442

[mellow moon]

Guys, if someone is using JGeckoU, do a hacker vs hacker duel with me! I'm the host and will do it in the private battles

[fair arrow]

2 more days😄

[undone harbor]

I got an error mid match 😭

[leaden bridge]

I've been trying to figure out how to use it, homebrew channel isn't seeing it.

[agile patrol]

stuck here again since the last 5 minutes
this game

[modest ibex]

eh sure when i get home

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-explode-gif-26475824

[mellow moon]

diick? moment

[zenith fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/agent8-marina-splatoon-marina-ida-octoling-girl-splatoon-gif-25901000

[leaden bridge]

Guys, I just made a total disaster in Battlefield 2.

not sploon related oh well.

[bold stratus]

GGG

[viral flame]

could do it now tbh

[strange bough]

gg

[viral flame]

if friends service works

[inland gulch]

When im not with megg i loose wtf

Gg

[bold stratus]

EH 14 KILLS 💀

[inland gulch]

Qui

Toi ?

[bold stratus]

yep

[inland gulch]

Gg

7/8

30s

[bold stratus]

eh mercee

[viral flame]

why are you french

[inland gulch]

PLEASE

[viral flame]

that's a sin you're going to hell

[inland gulch]

Because im born in french

[bold stratus]

bc we loves baguettes

[dire coyote]

why are you english

[leaden bridge]

anybody doing priv battles?

[thick rampart]

calm baguettes

[daring heath]

101-0502

[thorn storm]

101-0502 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[inland gulch]

Why are you born

[thick rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/651522650992148492.webp?size=48

[dire coyote]

chocolatine

[inland gulch]

No sorry

[bold stratus]

LMFAO

[inland gulch]

IL A DITCHOCOLATINE

ATTRAPEZ LE

[zenith fractal]

calm pain

[bold stratus]

nah la par contre on va être d'accord

[inland gulch]

TEAM PETIT PAIN

[dire coyote]

c’est une chocolatine pas un pain au chocolat

[bold stratus]

HEIN ?

[inland gulch]

Nan c un petit pain

[bold stratus]

🔥🔥🔥

[inland gulch]

4/8

[timber dirge]

MDRRR?

[inland gulch]

5/8

[leaden bridge]

um anybody doing a private battle?

[dire coyote]

splatfest chocolatine vs pain au chocolat- 😭

[inland gulch]

Bah quoi

[bold stratus]

no

[daring heath]

chocolatine 🔥

[zenith fractal]

le fishe au chocolate

[dire coyote]

cwassant

[inland gulch]

AVEC VOS PAIN AU CHOCOLAT ZT CHOCOLATINE DE MERDE

ICI C'EST PETIT PAIN

[timber dirge]

pain au chocolat wsh 😭

[dire coyote]

oh no-

[dire coyote]

non

[scarlet swift]

le chocolat et poisson

[inland gulch]

PETIT PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[bold stratus]

enft tout le monde est français quoi

[inland gulch]

Nan mais au

[dire coyote]

non

chocolatine

[viral flame]

Je DÉTESTE les Français.

[inland gulch]

PARDON 😡

[bold stratus]

c'est bien

[zenith fractal]

did you see the video

[inland gulch]

ATTRAPEZ LE

[bold stratus]

BAHHAHA

[dire coyote]

Je DÉTESTE les anglais

[inland gulch]

ON VA LE CHOPER

[zenith fractal]

i was referencing the tts

[scarlet swift]

C'est vulgaire

[scarlet swift]

Oui

[inland gulch]

Mais c'est terrible

[dire coyote]

english are so égoïste

[inland gulch]

Qui a la ref

[dire coyote]

so no croissant

[scarlet swift]

Parlons-nous en français maintenant ?

[leaden bridge]

why is everyone here french???

[viral flame]

Tu manges du pain tout le temps, je m'en fiche

[bold stratus]

Idfk

[inland gulch]

C'EST PETIT PAIN BANDE DE MERDE

[dire coyote]

we’re gonna get banned if we talk french

[zenith fractal]

eu time

[scarlet swift]

im irish i just speak french

[daring heath]

yeah it surprised me

[inland gulch]

RÉVOLUTION LE SERVEUR DEVIENS FRANÇAIS QUI EST AVEC MOI

[scarlet swift]

Dans ce cas, parlons français désormais.

[bold stratus]

ceris va pas être contente 🤭

[inland gulch]

Wow que 1

Youpi

[dire coyote]

french is invading pretendo lmao

[leaden bridge]

anyway, anybody hosting private battles?

[inland gulch]

Yeah go speak english

[scarlet swift]

Quel est votre mot français préféré

[inland gulch]

Ou je te démonte ta me

[bold stratus]

we are in public

[inland gulch]

PETIT PAIN

[viral flame]

Non, je n'habite pas près d'une boulangerie.

[leaden bridge]

ah okay hold on lemme turn on my wii u

[timber dirge]

PTDRRRRRR

[inland gulch]

OH IL A OSÉ

[bold stratus]

prend la porte 💀

[inland gulch]

JE VAIS LE FUMEZ

Je rigole tkt owo

[bold stratus]

MAIS MDR

[dire coyote]

guys,
if pain in french means bread, then i own a fucking pain bakery-

[inland gulch]

Tg avec ton chocolatine

[bold stratus]

eat my baguette

[inland gulch]

C'est petit pain et Fuck you paint au chocolat

[zenith fractal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570686290799099920/1054663446211342406/togif.gif

[bold stratus]

j'ai jamais chocolatine eh 🔥🔥

[dire coyote]

let’s do private server

[inland gulch]

Français français "personne répond". Baguette " je suis français"

[scarlet swift]

Mon mot français préféré est «Houp là»

[daring heath]

oh actually ive had pain au chocolat before its really good

[dire coyote]

it’s chocolatine

[scarlet swift]

Désolé si mes citations sont dans le mauvais sens. je suis un peu rouillé

[inland gulch]

Mon mot préfère est siuuuuuuu

[daring heath]

is it

[bold stratus]

anyways we are still 4/8

[dire coyote]

yea

c’mon join

[inland gulch]

ITS PETIT PAIN LA TÊTE DE MA MÈRE C'EST BON MAINTENANT TOUT LE MONDE DIT PETIT PAIN

Je suis le roi de france

Vous allez faire quoi mtn

[daring heath]

its not letting me go online

[bold stratus]

CALME TA JOIE 💀

[viral flame]

Je vais tricher dans Splatoon si je vois un Français.

[bold stratus]

oof

[inland gulch]

Hein je vais appeler ta mère ta eu une heure de colle

[bold stratus]

on est cuit

MDR

[agile patrol]

instead of just being stuck forever my wii u now decided to do the double funny and softlock
yeah you aren’t gonna get me as a player anytime soon if my wii u continues to crap itself like this

[scarlet swift]

フランス語が好きです
I enjoy French

[dire coyote]

pourquoi ça parle des heures de colles- 😭

[scarlet swift]

ちょっとばかげています
It is a little silly

[inland gulch]

La mère " oui oui vous inquiétez pas juste vous aurez pas vu ma ceinture" 🫡

[viral flame]

あなたは魚です。

[dire coyote]

@inland gulch let’s go private server

[inland gulch]

QUOI

[daring heath]

japanese too now??

[inland gulch]

Venez on crée un serv français

[timber dirge]

QUOICOUBEHHH

[inland gulch]

Go SPEAK ENGLISH NOW

[viral flame]

ok fine

[bold stratus]

never

[inland gulch]

QUOICOUBEHSETAM...

Apagnanculé ahahahhahah

[bold stratus]

BABAHHAHA

[inland gulch]

5/8

How create a room

A room french please

6/8

[bold stratus]

rawé mais nah juste nah

[scarlet swift]

Is there a problem? English
問題はありますか？Japanese
Y a-t-il un problème? French
An bhfuil fadhb ann? Irish
C'è un problema? Italian
(these are all the languages I can speak from fluency top to bottom)

[daring heath]

oh my fucking god

[bold stratus]

私たちはフランス人だとしましょう。

[scarlet swift]

lmao

[daring heath]

thats actually impressive though

[scarlet swift]

ty

[dire coyote]

bruh- 😭

7/8

[inland gulch]

I can @ Marisa ? For create a room french

[viral flame]

I hate azerty

[bold stratus]

ILOVE AZERTY

fuck qwerty

[zenith fractal]

how can people even play with azerty

[bold stratus]

[inland gulch]

French moment

[zenith fractal]

what about qwertz

[daring heath]

wtf is azerty

[viral flame]

Based: WASD
Cringe: ZQSD

[zenith fractal]

french keyboard layout

[inland gulch]

APPELEZ LES HENDEK

[bold stratus]

already why is the "q" instead of the "a"?

eh wtf

[scarlet swift]

Mon numéro préféré en français est "soixante-dix neuf", ça sonne comme "suck on deez nuts"
My favourite French number is "Seventy Nine", it sounds like "suck on deez nuts"

[daring heath]

holy shit

[viral flame]

Vrai...

[bold stratus]

i prefer 69

[royal beacon]

Septente neuf

[bold stratus]

ptn un belge

🔥🔥🔥

[scarlet swift]

yeah but "soixante-neuf" just sounds like suck on nuts

[royal beacon]

Non mdr je dis ça pour rigoler (I said that as a joke)

Je suis fr (I'm french)

[bold stratus]

ouais ouais

[royal beacon]

Not really

[mellow moon]

This mmd animation is fire

[bold stratus]

im softlocked yay

[scarlet swift]

Oui mais "Septente" est informel, "Soixante-Dix" est formel, et préféré et marqué comme définition de "Septente".

[mellow moon]

No one is revoking my mmd rights

[inland gulch]

MAIS LA TÊTE DE MA MÈRE ON EST TOUS FRANÇAIS OUUUUUU?

8/8

[thick rampart]

@prime cedar can you handle this for me? too many people are speaking other languages at ones

please guys stop

[royal beacon]

Lmao

[dire coyote]

rip

[scarlet swift]

níl /j
no ~ Irish

[daring heath]

aint no way

[viral flame]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon2-splatoon3-on-read-unread-gif-21109270

[mellow moon]

Nein Dankeschön!

[scarlet swift]

[scarlet swift]

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

[mellow moon]

Genau

[zenith fractal]

ngl but this more duolingo than splatoon

[scarlet swift]

Schön, ich habe noch nie jemanden getroffen, der das getan hat

[royal beacon]

True lmao

[thick rampart]

stop

[opal herald]

English here, or I'm going to hand out warnings

[thick rampart]

thank you

[viral flame]

I've been lacking

[opal herald]

also, on topic conversation only

as per the rules

[inland gulch]

LES FRANÇAIS VENEZ ont s'impose dans le serveur juxtaposition il y a personne et 0 message comme ça on a un serv pour nous ou on pourra lâchez nos plus gros QUOICOUBEH

[zenith fractal]

wow

[inland gulch]

...

[bold stratus]

bad idea 🗿

[inland gulch]

Why

[thick rampart]

thats a warning for ya

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/714955847112982629.webp?size=48

[zenith fractal]

this isnt going to end well

[inland gulch]

If its good no ?

[scarlet swift]

an áiríonn sé má dhéanaim é mar seo as a bheith amaideach
does it count if I do it like this for being silly

[zenith fractal]

O_O

[thick rampart]

DO NOT

alright fuck it

[scarlet swift]

it has an english translation below

it was a genuine question

[dire coyote]

why isn’t there a international channel if we want to speak multiple language-? 💀

[viral flame]

you're going to be warning literally everyone in this thread for that then

[zenith fractal]

moderation

i dont think every moderator speaks every language

[opal herald]

apparently so

[inland gulch]

Comment on dit apprendre en anglais

[zenith fractal]

bro

[bold stratus]

learn

[royal beacon]

How old are you

[dire coyote]

oh k

[scarlet swift]

it was a genuine question :<

[inland gulch]

C'est secret

Indice um jsuis au collège

[zenith fractal]

jesus

[opal herald]

you could've asked it differently

[scarlet swift]

fair

is it ok if i do that

[dire coyote]

so 11-

[royal beacon]

And you don't know how to say "apprendre" in english???

Wth

[low atlas]

🐈

[thick rampart]

i was about to hand out the warnings but ty again

[zenith fractal]

MR GAMBLITZ

[opal herald]

currently letting cooolgamer handle this person a bit

[inland gulch]

On apprend henry 8 zbi

[low atlas]

mr greetings

[royal beacon]

Well they don't know how to say "learn" in engish

[opal herald]

ah oof

[ember hatch]

He is between 11-15

But speak anglais bordel

[viral flame]

the "on topic discussion" rule is one of the impossibles to enforce tbh

[inland gulch]

Attend mais qui est français la

[daring heath]

what the fuck is happening

[dire coyote]

no, 11-13 ig, he is too childish

[daring heath]

holy shit

[bold stratus]

anyways, is there a session on splat right now?

[viral flame]

never been able to enforce it myself in the 6 years I've been on this site

[inland gulch]

3/8

[opal herald]

I'm going to enforce the on topic rule in 5 minutes

[inland gulch]

5/8

[bold stratus]

The minimum age is not respected

[dire coyote]

yea that’s why

[ember hatch]

Good luck Celestine

[royal beacon]

Minimum is 13 in us

[inland gulch]

Megg joinn

[scarlet swift]

im 13

[bold stratus]

but in france it's 15

[inland gulch]

J'ai 13

[dire coyote]

14

[bold stratus]

BAN

[dire coyote]

i think

[inland gulch]

Nan je rigole j'ai 9

[dire coyote]

i don’t remember

[bold stratus]

🗿

[viral flame]

bro just said he's 9

[dire coyote]

yea not surprised he is 9

[zenith fractal]

WHAT

[inland gulch]

Hein quoi wsh mon correcteur

Nan nan

[low atlas]

bruh

[bold stratus]

LMFAO

[royal beacon]

LOL

[inland gulch]

J'ai dit 13

[opal herald]

at <t:1686600000> I'm going to enforce ontopic only

[dire coyote]

apparently it’s his corrector lmao

[inland gulch]

MON CORRECTEUR

[thick rampart]

stop

[inland gulch]

Je vous jure

[scarlet swift]

i'm 13
j'ai treize ans

[thick rampart]

another warning for ya

[inland gulch]

Bah oe

[opal herald]

did you warn @thick rampart ?

[thick rampart]

im trying

[inland gulch]

J'ai pas 9 "tousse"

[royal beacon]

So in 3 minutes, I'll leave this channel then

[thick rampart]

#discord-mod-chat lets go to there for a moment

[daring heath]

this is insa

ne

[inland gulch]

Ptn la maladie

[scarlet swift]

quick post all your memes in the next 2 minutes before ontopic enforcement

shit wrong photo

[daring heath]

?

[inland gulch]

Vs avez quelle âge vous un

On va juger

[daring heath]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-gif-21632122

[low atlas]

this kid will get banned soon

on discord

[zenith fractal]

somehow this chat got the theme of chaos better than splatoon 3

[bold stratus]

.....

[scarlet swift]

it was the wrong photo

ok

[inland gulch]

I have 13 not 9...

[low atlas]

🤔

[daring heath]

LEAVE THEM ALONE

[scarlet swift]

they said that

[royal beacon]

Go to #offtopic

[viral flame]

why the pride month message going away

[inland gulch]

I jure 😂

[scarlet swift]

we have 1 minute

[royal beacon]

sigh

[low atlas]

anyways when splatoon 2 maps in 1 🔥

[daring heath]

4545455333453663

[dire coyote]

i jure-

[viral flame]

Already exists

[scarlet swift]

john cena in a skirt

[zenith fractal]

love it

[ember hatch]

22

[low atlas]

ik i made it 🔥

[viral flame]

Real...

[low atlas]

but when 4 vs 4 there 😠 !!

last time i played a full match on those maps were on splatfestival

[scarlet swift]

this posted literally seconds before 9pm

[viral flame]

When friends service stops shitting

[low atlas]

😭

[thick rampart]

and you're gone

byeeee

[bold stratus]

true

[low atlas]

finally

[scarlet swift]

dry bones sfx

[zenith fractal]

oof

[bold stratus]

thanks imora

[viral flame]

Let's go! France has been eliminated!

[scarlet swift]

genuine question can I speak like this though:

hello
bonjour

[opal herald]

from now only on-topic conversations

[opal herald]

no

[thick rampart]

nope

[scarlet swift]

k

[daring heath]

rest in peace chala i hope theyre still in pubs

[low atlas]

imagine they start hacking

[daring heath]

LMAO

[bold stratus]

BAHAHHA

[mellow moon]

Press for free wife!

[thick rampart]

that would be the funniest thing

[bold stratus]

nah

[scarlet swift]

wheres offtopic i cant see shit other than these

[low atlas]

wtf is that layout

is it new

[scarlet swift]

mobile beta layout

[thick rampart]

#offtopic

[viral flame]

it shows the octop

[scarlet swift]

thanks

[low atlas]

🐙

cant wait for the rival unpatcher update 🔥

[bold stratus]

for ?

[scarlet swift]

yeah it generates an emoji icon for each channel based on the name

[thick rampart]

the patch is already out?

[low atlas]

they fixed some of the anims

[thick rampart]

what update?

oh okay

lol

[bold stratus]

aaa

[modest ibex]

yeah u have to click on the ✨ emoji on mobile and it unlocks

[opal herald]

please use this for matchmaking

[scarlet swift]

here

[thick rampart]

my bad

[mellow moon]

Rip Chele, you will be missed

[bold stratus]

chele

[modest ibex]

why was i warned i literally just sent 1 single message💀

[opal herald]

matchmaking chat only

[scarlet swift]

this was in context is this really considered offtopic

[opal herald]

yes

[agile patrol]

7/8 in public, 120s if anyone wants

[opal herald]

this is a matchmaking channel

[thick rampart]

like this for example

this is on-topic

[agile patrol]

i am a great example

[bold stratus]

LMFAO

[agile patrol]

[scarlet swift]

i wanna join splatoon but my parents are arguing do you think spots would still be open in like 15 minutes

[agile patrol]

but really someone go on public please thanks

[thick rampart]

split lobby

rip

[agile patrol]

im still gonna be playing for some time, if the others are too, probably

[zenith fractal]

wait youre playing imora?

damn i should join i havent played with you in ages

[thick rampart]

ye

[dire coyote]

7/8

[modest ibex]

soon

[mellow moon]

imagine chele pulls out a diick? move

[scarlet swift]

what This is in context to earlier matchmaking this isn't offtopic

[modest ibex]

we should play it ngl

[proven stirrup]

anyone wanna play splatoon 2 maps?

[mellow moon]

diick?, me, a hacker who doesn't hack anymore on pub, pretty much fun while my hacking lasted

[modest ibex]

actually i rlly feel like when i get home

[zenith fractal]

ping me when you play

id like to join too

i love playing on map ports

[viral flame]

same

[mellow moon]

hot hacking footage

https://photos.app.goo.gl/2iS5dh3AvvHjvGqR6

This being from before

[zenith fractal]

any status on public lobbies?

[strange bough]

6/8

[zenith fractal]

okay

at the news

ill be there in a sec

[bold stratus]

fuck they are two lobbies

4/8

5/8

6/8

[zenith fractal]

IMORA YES

[prisma maple]

lol what the hell happened in this chat while i was gone

fucking shitstorm

[bold stratus]

nothing

still 6/8

[shy star]

👁️

[zenith fractal]

greetings

[prisma maple]

hmm i'll join

i need to play rapid blaster i have addiction to it now

[zenith fractal]

you got 80 seconds boyo

[prisma maple]

dont worry i have fake news skip

[bold stratus]

yep

[zenith fractal]

wdym

[prisma maple]

cheat engine speedhack

[zenith fractal]

you mean your text edit?

ic

[bold stratus]

callie and marie is gone

[modest ibex]

no. it speeds the game

the whole game not just news

[prisma maple]

joining

[modest ibex]

it’s like disabling VSync in Ryujinx

[prisma maple]

at least it works

im in

[zenith fractal]

i thought he meant what he did before where he would remove all news text so it uses the placeholder text so they play quicker

[bold stratus]

10 sec left

[prisma maple]

but not in the same lobby

[zenith fractal]

f

[prisma maple]

thats not what i did

[scarlet swift]

???

[prisma maple]

what i did is break some stuff in a hex editor of the decompiled rpx to be unable to load the news text in the first place

[scarlet swift]

i joined pub

not even a friend in pub

[zenith fractal]

i see

[prisma maple]

this caused it to go through the news slightly faster

8/8

[thick rampart]

ayyy

[thorn storm]

lmaooo

[bold stratus]

welp me too

[zenith fractal]

nice

[prisma maple]

lets go

[scarlet swift]

soup

[prisma maple]

mahi

[scarlet swift]

maybe theres only one splat matchmaking server online

so it just did that

[magic hull]

i wish

[scarlet swift]

you guys on windows are lucky

cemu mac doesnt work with online

so i can play pretendo

[bold stratus]

oh

6/8

[magic hull]

im in nthe same lobby

[wintry shadow]

I hope this lobby fills

[modest ibex]

actually the quickest way to skip news is setting the first scene to be the lobby

[magic hull]

hello @wintry shadow

[bold stratus]

7/8

[magic hull]

luv u

[wintry shadow]

Sup

It's a true

Please fill

[magic hull]

i will think about it

[prisma maple]

lol

2 people fell at the end in the water

[wintry shadow]

Nice

[prisma maple]

rapid blaster is so fun i love disruptor blaster

someone left sadge

WAIT THIS ROTATION IS ACTUALLY CRACKED

[bold stratus]

still 7/8

huh

[prisma maple]

museum and mahi god tier rotation

[wintry shadow]

True

[zenith fractal]

museum + flounder better

[prisma maple]

mahi is better for my weapon rn

i can abuse disruptor

anyways the lobby is dead im dcing

[wintry shadow]

Still need one more

Got it

[bold stratus]

8/8

let's gooo

[low atlas]

wtf i may be able to make new weapon kits

[thick rampart]

bruh

[prisma maple]

whatafuck

[low atlas]

😱

[thick rampart]

another split

[wintry shadow]

Is it gonna start

[bold stratus]

or not

[agile patrol]

how does splatoon even decide whether it should put people into already existing lobbies or new ones
is it just random
it seems like it

[viral flame]

Greetings!

[bold stratus]

finally

[prisma maple]

it puts you in the newest lobby

[zenith fractal]

greetings

[viral flame]

I'm going to buy another Wii U who wants to plan matches in advance

[modest ibex]

crash!

[low atlas]

it didnt crash surprisingly

[prisma maple]

at least i am in standby

[zenith fractal]

i can join them prolly

[prisma maple]

then i'll join too

im gonna be playing rapid blaster this splatfest

[modest ibex]

like the new gear u made 😭

ez lobby cras

[low atlas]

the gear thing also happens on 2 😭

[modest ibex]

i would suppose it happens on the 3 games

[prisma maple]

you should make a slosher burst bomb kraken low special depletion trust me its a good idea

[low atlas]

splat 3 has a really good crash handler

[modest ibex]

u should not listen to that idea

[low atlas]

it barely crashes

[prisma maple]

you totally should

[modest ibex]

it crashed on me for watching news in splatfest

💀

[zenith fractal]

it crashed on me being in grizzcos lobby

[modest ibex]

like the 100x and 333x announcements

[low atlas]

💀

[bold stratus]

gg

[prisma maple]

it crashes me often at the end of matches

[thick rampart]

well mine never crashed.. but i did get a comm error on the news in the fest demo..

[low atlas]

i wonder which weapon ppl were seeing me use

[low atlas]

splatoon 3 moment

[thick rampart]

its kinda of funny lol

[zenith fractal]

a bitter sweet taste of whats the game going to be about

[wintry shadow]

Gg

[modest ibex]

wait so it reverts ur gear to smth that exists or what

[low atlas]

i think it makes u naked

[outer nacelle]

How do I get my splatfest role on the pretendo server?

[prisma maple]

i knew s3 would be hot garbage either way

[modest ibex]

oh

fair wnough

[zenith fractal]

MR GAMBLITZ IN MY LOBBY

i am honored

[prisma maple]

the host fucking left

[low atlas]

real

[zenith fractal]

6/8

[low atlas]

@zenith fractal can u tell me which weapon im using when starting the match

[zenith fractal]

okay

[prisma maple]

im stuck?

[low atlas]

bc i made a new entry and idk if it will default the model to jr

[zenith fractal]

i wouldnt be surprised if it did tbh

[viral flame]

Depends on when it arrives

[zenith fractal]

i think jr is like the fallback for everything

[prisma maple]

i think it is

its id is 0

[bold stratus]

welp

2/8

[prisma maple]

well im rejoining

[outer nacelle]

I said how do I get a splatfest role on this server?

[viral flame]

No you didn't

[bold stratus]

5/8

[low atlas]

@zenith fractal which weapon was i using 👁️

[wintry shadow]

Ggs

[low atlas]

🔥

[thick rampart]

leswin_alt...?

another split lobby

[low atlas]

💀

[prisma maple]

uh oh

i dont think thats correct

[low atlas]

so the model kinda works

[prisma maple]

sploosh is kind of like the default weapon on splathex not sure why

[wintry shadow]

No that weapon is the sploosh jr

[low atlas]

but since its a new entry then theres no icon

[thick rampart]

5/8

[modest ibex]

it should be sploosh

[thick rampart]

and the host dced

yay

[modest ibex]

as it’s id is 100

basically the first one

[low atlas]

anyways blitzgam soon? 😱

[modest ibex]

bring inkjet

🥰

[low atlas]

no

[prisma maple]

no

missiles

[low atlas]

no

[prisma maple]

yes

[low atlas]

give splat 2 source code and i'll do it

[zenith fractal]

what about thundergam

[modest ibex]

okay

[prisma maple]

let me get into nintendo's hq rq

[low atlas]

never

[modest ibex]

wait so why is it gonna be blitzgam

[low atlas]

but gamblitz on splat 3 will happen tho 😎

[modest ibex]

lmao

[modest ibex]

good luck

[low atlas]

splat 2 maps, splat 2 gear and splat 2 weapons on splat 1 🔥

no specials and subs.......

[prisma maple]

ew

i want to abuse tenta missiles

[modest ibex]

splatun 1 specials and subs

[thick rampart]

ew no

we have a loser here

[low atlas]

for tenta weapons i'll just add inkstrike but it takes 1p to charge it

[zenith fractal]

lol

[prisma maple]

if i dont get missiles i will abuse killer wail which works similarly to missiles

[prisma maple]

no do wail

[thick rampart]

well yes but at least its not as annoying

[prisma maple]

wail has no delay after using

just like missiles pre patch

inkstrike has delay

[thick rampart]

wait don't-

[prisma maple]

its fine

splooshomatic is already a special spam weapon in s1

it has 160p wail

[zenith fractal]

WHAT

[prisma maple]

you didnt know?

[zenith fractal]

no

[prisma maple]

killer wail is 160p for all weapons in s1

[low atlas]

i had to nerf it in gamblitz bc of that

[prisma maple]

just because you can spam it doesnt mean its good

killer wail is completely useless

[prisma maple]

for the most part

[low atlas]

?balls

[thick rampart]

lmfao

nice

[prisma maple]

i wanna do some sort of rebalancing project for s1 in the future, not adding anything just balancing mechanics and such

[low atlas]

same

[zenith fractal]

right all you do is gonna nerf the rest and buff blaster

i saw that amogusabc

[prisma maple]

i can help with some sort of draft for proposed changes since i have experience with this game

[low atlas]

👁️

[prisma maple]

blaster isnt even the main concern 💀

slosher would be in its own tier if it had kraken

[zenith fractal]

just nerf eliter

[thick rampart]

TRUE

[low atlas]

nerf damage up 🔥

[zenith fractal]

or do what 2 and 3 do just buff the rest

[prisma maple]

damage up already nerfs itself because if you run damage up where are you gonna have space for quick respawn

[low atlas]

add quick respawn to damage up then 🔥

[prisma maple]

merge them

just like s2 killed cold blooded

then you dont need any other ability in the game 😎

[low atlas]

merge all abilities in one 🤯

[prisma maple]

buff disruptor!!!

[low atlas]

rizzruptor

how 2 buff

[prisma maple]

make it use 20% of ink tank and make it more spammable 👁️

[low atlas]

thats the main reason i nerfed it in gamblitz 🔥

[burnt shoal]

I NEED A FAVOR FROM SOMEONE

[viral flame]

No

[burnt shoal]

ANYONEE

[low atlas]

WHAT IS IT

[prisma maple]

it doesnt need a nerf so long as it doesnt synergize too well with a weapon's kit

[burnt shoal]

are you on cemu?

i need someone on cemu

[magic hull]

what do you need?

[mellow moon]

I can tell rainy day is gonna win because after a rain on the morning, the clouds open and make a wonderful sight..

[prisma maple]

rainy night is gonna win because im gonna be spamming disruptors the entire fest and everyone will quit

[burnt shoal]

need you to go into your splatoon files go to sound/resources/stream and look STRM_Match.bfstm send me the file

i need a copy of it

cuz i did something wrong trying to get custom songs

[viral flame]

Yeah that's cool and all but I can't go outside and get a sandwich when it's raining

Both me and my sandwich will get wet

[limpid tinsel]

Just you wait. I'm going to finish up the lightning bolt

[prisma maple]

sorry i cant hear you while you are disrupted 😄

[limpid tinsel]

Maybe I should make a new weapon just for this

[burnt shoal]

@limpid tinsel i tried with blitz it and i think it has something to do with the kb thing in the files cuz all the other ones are higher other wise the custom ones i try only have 3 KB

[prisma maple]

disruptor with disruptor sub and disruptor rush?

[bold stratus]

3/8

[prisma maple]

the best support weapon

[bold stratus]

4/8

[prisma maple]

disruptor rush is so hilarious

[bold stratus]

5/8

[prisma maple]

when i stop being lazy i will make eliter meme

[mellow moon]

Jump in the caac!

[burnt shoal]

did you find it yet?

[viral flame]

No fuck off

[limpid tinsel]

Charger... Charger... Sniper...

Cherry Stalker Firewall

[viral flame]

Disruptor damage on

[prisma maple]

@low atlas you should totally unnerf dynamo in s1 gamblitz!

[burnt shoal]

what did i do? 😭

[viral flame]

Not you

[burnt shoal]

ooh

my bad

[thick rampart]

glad i joined rainy night

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/714955847112982629.webp?size=48

[agile patrol]

7/8 and a timer of 750s
interesting

[prisma maple]

welcome to the winning side

[viral flame]

timer hax fr

[limpid tinsel]

Burst Bomb and echolocator
Supercharged sniper with scope that can hit anywhere on the map, but the ink consumption is the entire tank per fully charged shot

[low atlas]

im using disruptor now

🔥

[prisma maple]

LETS GO

[agile patrol]

now it’s 666

[modest ibex]

so e liter 3k

[thick rampart]

oh wait make that the e-liter consumes the entire tank for a fully charged shot

[low atlas]

does any blaster have disruptor

[prisma maple]

guys 7/8 in public someone join

[low atlas]

if yes then we won

[thick rampart]

that should be a good nerf

[prisma maple]

normal blaster and rapid blaster

[low atlas]

🔥

[limpid tinsel]

Way worse probably

[prisma maple]

im using rapid pro deco which has disruptor

[magic hull]

im i in the splatoon hell lobby?!

[prisma maple]

someone will need to call the exorcist after this match

[modest ibex]

why nerf chargers just make them need a full charge to get a desth

not just burst and tap to kill

[prisma maple]

then they become useless

[limpid tinsel]

This is one specific charger

[modest ibex]

at least they don’t need the entire tank

[limpid tinsel]

The cherry stalker charger to be exact

[prisma maple]

making chargers unable to partial charge is like removing their charge hold

[thick rampart]

make the squiffer not being able to oneshot at all

[low atlas]

@limpid tinsel are you working on a balance patch or something

[limpid tinsel]

It will be able to hit ANYWHERE on the map as long as you have a direct shot

[thick rampart]

that one would be def be abused

[prisma maple]

now will someone please join

[low atlas]

666

[modest ibex]

oh i have that as a code on splatheap

[viral flame]

im coming 🥺🥺🥺

[low atlas]

when splat 2 maps port........

[prisma maple]

im not holding 6 people in hostage for no reason

[limpid tinsel]

Working on custom weapon ideas for the Cherry Stalker set

[magic hull]

yo?!

[low atlas]

also since i almost finished all my exams i may port more maps

[low atlas]

nice

[modest ibex]

be careful, making the value for the range too high breaks the weapon

[low atlas]

so u figured out how to add new weapon entries as well

[prisma maple]

if someone were to make a balance patch they should be very experienced with the meta and such

[limpid tinsel]

No I'm prototyping over existing weapons

[low atlas]

oh

[limpid tinsel]

You can teach me how to add them though

[prisma maple]

RAPID TIME

[low atlas]

the only problem is that it has to use an existing weapon model tho

since they are hardcoded

[limpid tinsel]

Yeah I know

It's hardcoded to the XLink files

[low atlas]

it could be possible to patch somehow

oh

i hate xlink files 😠

[limpid tinsel]

Some progress has been made on them in switch toolbox

[burnt shoal]

does any have a copy of STRM_Match.bfstm?

[low atlas]

also this would be a way to add a new weapon entry if you are interested

[burnt shoal]

or does any have the STRM_Match.bfstm in splatoon{0GAME1]

[low atlas]

its basically a copy paste but you can now use a different name

[limpid tinsel]

Noted. But I'm more focused on how the rest of the weapon will work first. How fast the charge will be, how long the recovery delay per shot should be, how much it should ink, etc

[viral flame]

have it ink none

bring real bullets to splatun

[limpid tinsel]

This charger will be able to snipe across the entire map

[low atlas]

finally a real sniper

[zenith fractal]

:(

[prisma maple]

lol this weapon isnt that great but its cancerous

[low atlas]

imagine that weapon in moray

[limpid tinsel]

I think I'll make it instant charge but each shot will use the full ink tank

[prisma maple]

i cant because i would be playing eliter

yay someone dcd

nvm

[viral flame]

im in

medic tf2