Splatoon

[sweet fiber]

ayyyy

[thorn storm]

lmaoooo

[inland gulch]

i'm so bored

[stray sand]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[thorn storm]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[stray sand]

aYyYyYyYyYy

[thorn storm]

lmaOoOoOoOoOo

[stray sand]

hOw

AyYYyYyYYyyyYYyYYY

[thorn storm]

LMAoOOoOoOOoooOOoOOO

[inland gulch]

tf

[stray sand]

trying to break the bot

[inland gulch]

5/8

[stray sand]

rip

its night so no more people

[sweet fiber]

f

lol

[inland gulch]

bruh now it's 4/8

wsp

im gonna go

bye

[inland gulch]

Well shit I'm back to see if people are on

[sweet fiber]

I'm not lol

I'ma go to sleep soon

[inland gulch]

Oh I'm really bored

I got nothing else to do

[brisk nexus]

I’m hopping on

[inland gulch]

W

3/8

4/8

Yeah no 15 seconds

fuck

[brisk nexus]

@inland gulch do you just wanna do PB’s?

[inland gulch]

Sure

[viral flame]

Good luck joining a pb

Friends service is still shitting

[inland gulch]

Shit

[brisk nexus]

Might as well try

[inland gulch]

Sometimes it works when I'm in the home menu

Also I'm still in a lobby 70 seconds left

[brisk nexus]

It’s been working for me

I’ll host

[inland gulch]

Ok what's ur pnid if I haven't added u

[brisk nexus]

stormshad0

[inland gulch]

K

[brisk nexus]

And I already sent a friend request

[inland gulch]

Well to no surprise, the friends app is not working

[brisk nexus]

Well then

[inland gulch]

This is what I did last time It didn't work...

[brisk nexus]

But why were you trying to burn your Wii U gamepad?

[inland gulch]

Got mad

[brisk nexus]

Fair enough

[inland gulch]

Plus it was only lil burn

A tiny bit of the plastic layer of the screen is melted

But it's not bad

[zenith fractal]

OMFG FRIENDS LOVES ME AGAIN 1ST TRY

[round palm]

Who wanna play video game

[uneven cradle]

i am game

[zenith fractal]

also why do i have 11 requests

[inland gulch]

YOO I WORKS

[round palm]

Idk just accept them all

[uneven cradle]

You're popular

You can never have enough Pretendo friends

[inland gulch]

@brisk nexus I added u

[brisk nexus]

Oh ok

[uneven cradle]

Lemme get on too. Gimme just a minute

[brisk nexus]

Hold on I’ll set up the private battle in a minute or so

[uneven cradle]

Just Cemu things

[thorn storm]

To get started with Pretendo on Cemu, follow the instructions on our website https://pretendo.network/docs/install/cemu

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[brisk nexus]

Definitely normal

[uneven cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-tom-hardy-screaming-gif-11035878

[inland gulch]

Also let's hope this works. I'm not using aroma because the TV is being used so fuck.

So I'm using SwapShit

I am

[round palm]

I was neopets gaming earlier

[brisk nexus]

I spent $300+ on a Wii U just to play splatoon

[inland gulch]

That was such a waste

[round palm]

Jesus

I can get a wii u for 130

[viral flame]

It wasn’t in 2015

[inland gulch]

Dawg you could get a used switch and splatoon 3 for the same price

[marsh hatch]

Splatoon 3 doesn't have squid jump, does it

[brisk nexus]

I got it cause I got bored of splatoon 3

[viral flame]

I bought a Wii U in 2015 just for splatoon

[round palm]

Someone make a pb or whatever

[viral flame]

.

[inland gulch]

I got mines the day before the switch was announced in 2016

[round palm]

My mom got me the one with mario maker on it

[brisk nexus]

My Wii U froze a bit ago so I’m relaunching splatoon

[inland gulch]

I was so pissed off that day

[marsh hatch]

Go and clean your fans, please

[brisk nexus]

Ight the pb is set up

[inland gulch]

Fuck

[uneven cradle]

I haven't cleaned my Wii since I got... that might be a little bad

[inland gulch]

Wait

Brb

[marsh hatch]

Wiis aren't as bad, wii us are professional dust catchers

[round palm]

Wii's are pretty robust systems so you don't need to clean them very much

[uneven cradle]

I meant the Wii U

but also my Wii, haven't cleaned either since I got em

[inland gulch]

Uh

I don't see your pb

[viral flame]

My Wii hasn’t been dusted since 2006

[brisk nexus]

Maybe you should try hosting

[inland gulch]

The game likes to do that

K

Ok

[uneven cradle]

101-0105

[thorn storm]

101-0105 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[inland gulch]

I'm hosting

[brisk nexus]

Yea it’s not working right now

[brisk nexus]

Give it a sec

[inland gulch]

Using SwapDRC btw

[viral flame]

Imagine

I’m back to being unable to log in on owo

[uneven cradle]

Hopefully I'll get in too

[viral flame]

Can still only log in on medic

[zenith fractal]

you sacrificed yourself so i can play pretendo at 3:55am

[brisk nexus]

Neato

I’m in the pb

[round palm]

I'm using swipswapme

[inland gulch]

W

[round palm]

Swapdrc for aroma :p

[inland gulch]

Oh

That's what I was looking for

Thx

[round palm]

lol

[brisk nexus]

I hacked my Wii U just enough to get onto pretendo

[round palm]

I need to buy a y-cable for my wii u

[viral flame]

Get fucked.

[zenith fractal]

omw to unfriend you >:(

[viral flame]

D:

[inland gulch]

Alright 2v2?

[brisk nexus]

Sounds good

[round palm]

love embedding :)))

Ok

[brisk nexus]

Cat

[inland gulch]

can i use this in public matches?

[viral flame]

On pretendo yes

[inland gulch]

ay okay

[thorn storm]

lmao okay

[brisk nexus]

Gg

[viral flame]

The only thing you can’t use are cheats and hidden weapons

[inland gulch]

yeah im

Gg

ik*

[brisk nexus]

I gotta go take out my dog I’ll be back in the PB in a bit

@inland gulch I’m back

[inland gulch]

Oh shit mb

My pb is still on

But I'm waiting rn

[brisk nexus]

Hold on my Wii U friends is having a stroke

[limpid tinsel]

Even cheats are fine in moderation. Like, no one is going to complain if you use something like "swim in ink anywhere" or high jump. It's when you spam bombs or make matches unwinnable or are generally doing very disruptive things in gameplay without permission ahead of time that things are an issue

I use my modified Cherry Stalker prototypes online and no one cares because they're fairly balanced (except the lighting bolt. I need to increase the ink recovery delay on it)

[viral flame]

yeah I use a code that gives me an insane amount of points in turf war

doesn't change gameplay and it's silly

[limpid tinsel]

We want everyone to have fun and explore the boundaries of the game. that's the best part about a custom server

Just be mindful of others. That's all

[viral flame]

time to turn on moon jump and ascend to heaven

[limpid tinsel]

And if anyone ever dares to threaten our fun like a certain someone recently did, I will do terrible things in retaliation

[viral flame]

True and real

[zenith fractal]

good

[viral flame]

Very nice being able to play with the squid game without nintendo breathing down my neck

[limpid tinsel]

Jon told me I'm not allowed to do the terrible things though

[viral flame]

Still serial banned from the official servers because I got a little reckless

and still mad at nintendo

[zenith fractal]

at least they never added map checks like in 3

[limpid tinsel]

Map checks?

[zenith fractal]

splatoon 3 added private battle checks in uhhhhh the 3rd season

if the game detected you playing a bad map it would insta ban you

they insta banned people that played on manta maria and the ruins map 1 day early

[viral flame]

going online with a hacked switch is a ballsy idea anyways

whenever i'm not booted into stock on mine i'm always disconnected from the internet

[thick rampart]

non modded users were affected by this btw

[zenith fractal]

yep

random people who just joined their lobbies were banned too

if the game detected you playing at all on that map you got banned

regardless of being the host or something

[limpid tinsel]

Nintendo being the worst company yet again

[zenith fractal]

of course lol

[viral flame]

I hate.

[limpid tinsel]

Why is your picture on low-profile mode

literally only illuminated by the moon wtf

[viral flame]

They give this NBA 2K23 for free as a trial. It's 55 GB. I delete basically every app on my switch. It needs another 2 GB for saves

I hate nintendo

[viral flame]

I don't feel like installing obs on my mac so i'm just using photo booth

[thick rampart]

2gb for a fucking save file??

[thick rampart]

oh god why did nintendo make that a trial

thats not the best choice by them..

[viral flame]

worst part is that it's 55 GB

and you can only play it for a week

I hate it here so much

[viral flame]

just noticed it's 58 GB now

it has grown in size

[uneven cradle]

The whole voice chat, yes

[zenith fractal]

its mutating

[viral flame]

terrible terrible creation

I bet it looks like minecraft too since it's on the switch

[zenith fractal]

YES

my advice never play 3rd party stuff on nintendo consoles

unless it was made SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT PLATFORM

[viral flame]

tbh angry birds star wars on the wii u was pretty ok

[zenith fractal]

thats based on a phone game prolly lol

[tawny edge]

im playing

[shy star]

how?

[brisk nexus]

Y’all wanna do this again tomorrow?

[shy star]

friends is actually bricked on my end

[inland gulch]

Fucking W

Had a lot of fun just fucking around wit some nerds

Hmm

In 1 day I've played for almost 8 hours lol

[graceful quartz]

W

[young sentinel]

Hello, has anyone encountered this error 102-2932? The day before yesterday everything was working fine, but today I go into Splatoon and can't play.

[grave drift]

Wtf

[echo gulch]

It never did

[scarlet swift]

you just had to do a dumpling dump

[leaden frigate]

Does no hash prevent getting kicked for using octolings

[grave drift]

It prevent using custom map i guess

[bold stratus]

anyone play ?

[prisma maple]

you have to dump the online files from your console

files provided by pretendo cannot be used anymore the only thing you must download from pretendo is the account mii file

aka the mlc01 directory

[modest ibex]

@prisma maple pb?

[prisma maple]

eh lets test story maps

i had some maps i wanted to test

[bold stratus]

Oh

[prisma maple]

im making a pb

on a positive note the servers have become much better now

[bold stratus]

I can join you ?

[prisma maple]

friends service no longer causes bootloop

[bold stratus]

[prisma maple]

as long as you dont interfere with our things and you have either of us added yes

@modest ibex pb created

wait i need to send you a request

[prisma maple]

i sent a req from my main acc that works now

[modest ibex]

oh

wait

i’ll join

[prisma maple]

accept my request

[modest ibex]

yuh

sent

i meant accepted

lmaoo

anyway room open?

[prisma maple]

no lol

you just added me i have to restart

thankfully there is no bootloop risk now

[modest ibex]

fake

[prisma maple]

pb created

i will need to do some quick searches for the pb stage address again

[modest ibex]

joining

[prisma maple]

k wait

[modest ibex]

i’ll turn on my fly hacks

[prisma maple]

uh oh i shouldnt have searched with 0 map id 💀

now i have a billion results give it a moment

[modest ibex]

huh? it doesn’t even work that way

u need to search when the map is set

[prisma maple]

oh

[modest ibex]

in the ready screen it’s fine to look for it for example

[prisma maple]

thats what i did the other time but i wasnt sure

oh god its gonna crash

[modest ibex]

dcd

should i host

[prisma maple]

if u have the address yes

[modest ibex]

join

[prisma maple]

im force killing cemu

opening the game

btw disable night patch if you have it enabled for now

[modest ibex]

it won’t crash the game

dw

[prisma maple]

i prefer day its more visible

[modest ibex]

ah sure

then

disabled

[prisma maple]

alr joining

0312 💀

[modest ibex]

grr

make pb

[prisma maple]

ok

created

[modest ibex]

start with mahi mahi resort for example

and look for 15

[prisma maple]

i know how to search for it

i didnt close memory searcher so it didnt save the results

[modest ibex]

u started with the lowest number possible..

[prisma maple]

so i have to search for it again

[prisma maple]

yeah i forgot about the billion results it would obviously give

just join so that i search for it again

[modest ibex]

make it rainmaker i’ll end the match wuick

[prisma maple]

i have 11 results 1 more search and im ready

found

im doing boss 2 after this

i heard that bravo spawns work

[modest ibex]

yes

they work

kinda

u still spawn below the stage

[prisma maple]

this map almost works for pvp

NOOO MY BEAKON SUPPLY

look at funny zapfish beakon

any other interesting maps?

[modest ibex]

try

uhh

[prisma maple]

does plaza work?

[modest ibex]

1

1021

[modest ibex]

no

[prisma maple]

hol up

the boxes dont even work

half of them

switch to my team and put me oob

wait how do i jump to you lmao

[modest ibex]

wrf there’s a shit ton of invisible floors

[prisma maple]

plaza crashes i suppose?

[modest ibex]

yes

[modest ibex]

change team

[prisma maple]

what about octo valley

[modest ibex]

crashes

bc of the entrances

[prisma maple]

hmm

lets try other dojo maps

arowana?

[modest ibex]

lemme change my geaaasrrr

[prisma maple]

no 😠

funny 1.0 stages

do non-turf modes work or crash

[modest ibex]

cras

do 1011

rn

[prisma maple]

u get 10 seconds to change gear

oops

[modest ibex]

those are NOT 10 seconds

[prisma maple]

i forgor

uhh

[modest ibex]

dumbaaaahh

[prisma maple]

oh yeah i was using random teams

hold on i'll switch rq

ok finally

if only the rails worked

[modest ibex]

watafak

[prisma maple]

wat

[modest ibex]

i wasn’t oriented

i got lost

[prisma maple]

i wanna see 1.0 blackbelly now

[modest ibex]

okay

gimme time to xhange

[prisma maple]

ok

[modest ibex]

just unfreeze it im not gonna take long

[prisma maple]

i love blackbelly with mahi mahi image

bruh

pretendo died

0006

[modest ibex]

normal dc

[prisma maple]

that was pretendo's fault

[modest ibex]

make room

[prisma maple]

1 sec

great cemu crashed

i saved the addresses tho

can u make a room again

[modest ibex]

gimme the address

[prisma maple]

i'll give em all test to see which is the correct

[young sentinel]

Will anyone be in the game? I don't have anyone online.

[modest ibex]

join

[prisma maple]

[Entry]
description=
address=0x1bd04ac6
type=int16
value=2004

[Entry]
description=
address=0x1bd04ac8
type=int16
value=2004

[Entry]
description=
address=0x1bd05c82
type=int16
value=2004

[Entry]
description=
address=0x1bd05c84
type=int16
value=2004

[Entry]
description=
address=0x2fe6054a
type=int16
value=2004

[young sentinel]

What this?!

[prisma maple]

k

meanwhile check which addresses are the actual map addresses

[modest ibex]

it’s probably the ac8

[prisma maple]

k

[young sentinel]

Will anyone be in the game people do not have?

[prisma maple]

javi you are offline

i restarted twice

im making the pb

pb created

@modest ibex

[modest ibex]

i crashed

[prisma maple]

oh

btw where did you get the cafe libs?

imma dump them from my wii u soon

[prisma maple]

while joining?

[modest ibex]

offline

too

[prisma maple]

Pretendo™️

[modest ibex]

reboot

[prisma maple]

pain

[modest ibex]

tell me when open

[prisma maple]

i realized that i can speed up the game to mimic news skip with ce

[prisma maple]

join

[modest ibex]

finalyl

joining

[prisma maple]

are u sure that the dojo maps crash with non-turf modes

i wanna try saltrig rm

[modest ibex]

idk just make u alpha

all the tome

[prisma maple]

ok

[modest ibex]

yes

they crash

[prisma maple]

ok

[modest ibex]

let me chabge

gear

[prisma maple]

ye 1 sec

fake rainmaker jumpscare

have u found the params for ink consumption of sub weapons?

i gtg but before i go i will do saltrig rm

lol

[modest ibex]

yes

[prisma maple]

i remember doing boss 2 rainmaker and not crashing

[modest ibex]

they’re all in the code

[gentle swan]

Me too

[gentle swan]

What is this now bro?

[young sentinel]

I fixed it!

[gentle swan]

How?

[gentle swan]

.

[young sentinel]

To do this, you have to dump Eshop and the Friends List from the console. It doesn't work from the Internet because it's pirated

They did an update yesterday

[gentle swan]

OK

[young sentinel]

It doesn't work without the sdamped files

[gentle swan]

Still not work

HELPPPPPPPPPP

I dont have pretendo on my Wii U

[outer nacelle]

Does anyone know why when I load into splatoon 1 with my pretendo account I don't get the news and splatfest announcement in game and also I get error code 101-0105

[gentle swan]

IDK sry

[outer nacelle]

Not you someone else!!

[young sentinel]

I can send you the files. Do you want them on CEMU?

[outer nacelle]

Ok cause really want to play the custom splatfest on Wednesday but u can't cause of the error code in the splatoon 1 lobby

[wispy harbor]

David, I'll play with you later if I can. Once I'm available, may I ping you?

[tawny edge]

im playing

[median torrent]

can you guys ping me when you are playing public? thx ^^

[viral flame]

When will we have kill aura for splatpon

[outer nacelle]

Xon I didn't know you were part of this channel?

[median torrent]

is there enough people for public?

[tawny edge]

im in a pub too

there is 3

so no

[modest ibex]

what

[modest ibex]

idk how to do that💀

[viral flame]

It would be funny tho

[prisma maple]

so blaster?

im confused

blaster with a large radius would work exactly the same as killaura

[modest ibex]

it kills enemies near u

[prisma maple]

yeah

you can change its range

whats the difference

[shy star]

yes

[modest ibex]

it’s not funny that way

[prisma maple]

you have to use console otp and seeprom

otp and seeprom from website no longer works

[modest ibex]

they never worked

[prisma maple]

they did

[modest ibex]

for 2 people

[prisma maple]

for everyone

[modest ibex]

okay i can’t boot this game

[prisma maple]

you just had to dump the certs

[modest ibex]

not true

[prisma maple]

its true

[modest ibex]

it never worked for me

with my own certs

[prisma maple]

did you dump the certs

[shy star]

i did

[modest ibex]

ofc

[echo gulch]

yays

[prisma maple]

are you sure that you didnt accidentally replace account.dat

[echo gulch]

again pretty sure it NEVER did

[bold stratus]

anyone play ?

[modest ibex]

this

[prisma maple]

i used to use it every day so

[echo gulch]

never worked for me since a long time ago

🔥

[shy star]

no

[prisma maple]

i learned that you can do it from a friend

he told me that it worked and it also worked for me

[prisma maple]

check log.txt

[modest ibex]

real

[echo gulch]

Wish comments on cemu worked

[thorn storm]

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[modest ibex]

fr

[prisma maple]

how did this trigger the warni-

[prisma maple]

bandwidth is the most useless piece of shit bot ive seen

[echo gulch]

do not let them complete the sentence 🥰

[prisma maple]

it has literally no purpose

[modest ibex]

i wish cemu worked like a real wiiu

[echo gulch]

FR

[prisma maple]

you want it to sound like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvgF83OHV9c

[modest ibex]

yes!

[mystic dock]

any lobbies up

[bold stratus]

public 3/8

[prisma maple]

i'll join

[modest ibex]

whoops dcd

[echo gulch]

now that i have this i can see erros with DESCRIPTIONS

😍

[prisma maple]

do you have force start without gamemode like ceris?

[modest ibex]

naurr

[prisma maple]

im host join

[modest ibex]

im gonna log in my old account for a high quality 102-2812

yes

how did everyone know about this but not me

[modest ibex]

no

[echo gulch]

don't forget me because i also didn't know

😭

[prisma maple]

i still dont know

[echo gulch]

this is so fucking cool

ugh

i need the fonts

[modest ibex]

im dropping a n bomb

[prisma maple]

almost as ugly as my splatoon font

[modest ibex]

i sent u the fonts dumbahh

[echo gulch]

erm ok

[echo gulch]

these mf doesn't work ig

[modest ibex]

it shows up on tv screen for u?

watafak

[prisma maple]

stop evading my lobby!!!

[modest ibex]

tax evasion

[echo gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-gif-25159854

[modest ibex]

yed

we 4

[bold stratus]

5/8

[prisma maple]

HOLY

5 PLAYERS AT THIS TIME

[echo gulch]

hop in queens for those who aren't in it

230

timer went up

6/8

[prisma maple]

guys get your ass here

we need 2 more

[mystic dock]

getting on in a sec

[prisma maple]

im playing rapid blaster for some reason

[echo gulch]

TIMER WENT UP

[prisma maple]

someone joined!

nvm

[echo gulch]

someone joining

[prisma maple]

lobbies have probably just split

[echo gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kyumaraj-girls-dancing-fire-nicki-minaj-gif-22188821

matchmaking :

timer up

someone joining?

[prisma maple]

totally not oomi fucking with the timer

[echo gulch]

i'm not

[prisma maple]

oop someone vanished just as someone joined

[echo gulch]

girl whats 230 in whatever the fuck is this

[prisma maple]

we are still 6/8

[prisma maple]

4100 = 69
25200 = 420
39950 = 666

[echo gulch]

join

[prisma maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-5DhIhYmQ

[prisma maple]

he cant

you have to kill the lobby

[echo gulch]

HELP???

[bold stratus]

[prisma maple]

great

now the lobbies are totally split

[echo gulch]

OKAAYYY

[prisma maple]

i agree

[grave drift]

@bold stratus can u invit me in the server of the mohai gold emoji plz

[prisma maple]

pretendo when its feeling well

[grave drift]

U mean error code 😤

[bold stratus]

revanced

[prisma maple]

GREAT

now join again so that you host

after 0312 in public = new lobby

[echo gulch]

join queens

[mystic dock]

im in a lobby alone

[echo gulch]

3/8

[prisma maple]

skill issue

i joined oomi

[mystic dock]

hurry up gammeeeeeee

[prisma maple]

if you have a physical disc for splatoon eject it to dc

[mystic dock]

i'm on digital

sadge

[prisma maple]

wifi or ethernet

[mystic dock]

wifi

[prisma maple]

yeah you are fucked bahahahaha

[mystic dock]

aight

im out finally

trying to join

hopefully

[prisma maple]

oomi dont forget to freeze the timer

[echo gulch]

who said i was host

thpo

tho

[prisma maple]

fuck

[echo gulch]

5/8

[prisma maple]

@modest ibex join!!!

[echo gulch]

if david can read this JOIN TURF WAR

[prisma maple]

im gonna join with my alt account in order to fill up the lobby if its necessary

pretendo when i try to play a game of splatoon: https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-gif-25159854

oops

embed fail

[mystic dock]

404 not found

[prisma maple]

@inland gulch

[fair arrow]

Will pretendo work without updating your console?

[echo gulch]

pretty sure it supports 5.5.0/5.5.1-Latest

iirc

[bold stratus]

6/8

[prisma maple]

we need 2 more

[mystic dock]

45

[prisma maple]

but the host doesnt have timer frozen 🗿

everybody stay in the lobby once we dc until oomi joins to host

[mystic dock]

aight

[fair arrow]

Im on 5.5.5 rn (e)

[prisma maple]

@inland gulch

oomi say when you get in the lobby

[echo gulch]

join

[prisma maple]

ok

[bold stratus]

EH

the timer 666

[prisma maple]

oomi wanna see something funny?

[echo gulch]

yes

[prisma maple]

open what writes to the address of the host timer in ce

[mystic dock]

IC Lost

[fair arrow]

Thx

[prisma maple]

tap on the first result

and then

edit the mov esi instruction

to add +1 to the timer

instead of -1

[echo gulch]

ok i think i got confused

2 more

[prisma maple]

click "find out what writes to the address" in cheat engine

add the host timer address + the game's base address

[mystic dock]

one more

[prisma maple]

1 more!!

@modest ibex are you in the lobby?

[mystic dock]

glhf

[prisma maple]

YES

[modest ibex]

it’s x60

[gentle swan]

Guys I have error sice yesterday...

Can you help me

102-2932

[thorn storm]

102-2932 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[gentle swan]

ay

[thorn storm]

lmao

[gentle swan]

ay ay ay

[thorn storm]

lmao lmao lmao

[gentle swan]

Nooooooooooooooooooo

[prisma maple]

rapid blaster moment

i love 99.9 damage reminds me of mpu in s2

[echo gulch]

i'm gonna ban every weapon

[prisma maple]

except custom range blaster

[echo gulch]

who leaved

omg

[prisma maple]

its fine

i have an alt account for such reasons

better call testuser

opening the game

oh ffs the splatfest announcement

joining

0312

lobby dead

[echo gulch]

wait before joning

joining

[prisma maple]

too late

someone probably joined

[echo gulch]

long ass mf

[prisma maple]

at least they fixed friends service lag

[echo gulch]

106 0312

[prisma maple]

only took 12 months

[echo gulch]

like what did it fix

[prisma maple]

bootloops

[echo gulch]

ust faster?

just

ohh

join

i'm hosting

[prisma maple]

0312

might be another lobby tho

so dont close it

[echo gulch]

yeah

ik

[prisma maple]

yay

set the timer to 4100 and freeze it

[echo gulch]

ofc someone leaved

great

i got to reshost

[prisma maple]

everyone leaving

[echo gulch]

rehost

[mystic dock]

dont join

[prisma maple]

someone left

[mystic dock]

i got thrown into a lobby by myself again

unlucky

[echo gulch]

oh

fuck

[median torrent]

you guys in public?

[echo gulch]

i was gonna try to host

don't join

yet

[timber dirge]

splatoon

[prisma maple]

so in order to get the target time you just multiply the time you desire by 60

[mystic dock]

timer is at 195

[median torrent]

if we are playing private then count me out

[echo gulch]

join turf

[mystic dock]

we're in public

[median torrent]

ok hold on

[prisma maple]

you gave me an idea tho

everyone lets go to pbs after this

fuck turf war

[median torrent]

wow :|

[agile patrol]

im trying to play but anytime it starts searching for battles this lovely console decides to crap its pants and just softlock woohoo
i mean it feels pretty warm hopefully its not overheating or anything

[prisma maple]

7/8 in public

[median torrent]

hold on let me boot up my wii u

[prisma maple]

NICE

full

[mystic dock]

glhf

[prisma maple]

good map

fuck port

[agile patrol]

since when does this screen just suddenly decide to appear when trying to play turf

[thick rampart]

im also on standby

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1091977752640495618.webp?size=48

[agile patrol]

lol

[median torrent]

news

[echo gulch]

the one hit is stupid

what the fuck

[prisma maple]

I LOVE DISRUPTOR

[bold stratus]

gggggg

[mystic dock]

gg

[prisma maple]

DISRUPTOR IS AWESOME

[echo gulch]

i get only one hit by javi or

[modest ibex]

me too!

[echo gulch]

I CRASHED

[modest ibex]

noob

[prisma maple]

sounds like a skill issue

[echo gulch]

ok meta

[prisma maple]

rapid blaster is meta?!?!?!?

[echo gulch]

stinkies 😡

[prisma maple]

Introducing Disruptor!

[bold stratus]

7/8

[echo gulch]

banned

🙄

[mystic dock]

7/8

[bold stratus]

[modest ibex]

u copied my weapon..

banned

[prisma maple]

my middle name is blaster 😠

[thick rampart]

you literally have it on your pfp. that makes more sense

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/861014752984956938.webp?size=48

[echo gulch]

cries

[median torrent]

it keeps giving me an error when trying to recieve news

[mystic dock]

125

[prisma maple]

Introducing Disruptor! A fair and balanced sub weapon! It gives the following debuffs to the target:

• Inability to move
• Inability to shoot
• Inability to do anything

[median torrent]

inability to have fun

[echo gulch]

replace it to spawn a literal object

[prisma maple]

At the cost of only 50% of your ink tank!

Have fun throwing 2 of these!

[mystic dock]

Buy now!

[modest ibex]

yk lobby is gonna die right

[echo gulch]

0312

[modest ibex]

i knew it

[thick rampart]

great lobby's dead

[prisma maple]

the thing that surprised me is that the lobby didnt die from the host leaving

[modest ibex]

im leaving

[echo gulch]

but from me crashing

😭

106 0312

omfg

[prisma maple]

lmao

[median torrent]

4/8

[mystic dock]

should we just pb

[echo gulch]

0312 incoming!

[modest ibex]

didnt u hear?? it’s the new update where they fixed the ability to play!

thanks nintendo

[prisma maple]

the best counter to disruptor

i feel disrupted irl ngl

[echo gulch]

they removed it

[modest ibex]

guys i just got the new splat update where point sensor actually kills u

[prisma maple]

nooo! point sensor is supposed to be inferior disruptor!!

[echo gulch]

What version

[median torrent]

100 4/8

[echo gulch]

i got Gamballz

[modest ibex]

v273

[echo gulch]

mine is v274

omfg

people leaving makes me hurt

[modest ibex]

it was me

[echo gulch]

I GOT AN ERROR

[modest ibex]

byeee🥰🥰

[echo gulch]

LMFPAOOA

[median torrent]

oh you guys are already in a (almost full) lobby?

[modest ibex]

oh i got in the good oobby

lobby

[prisma maple]

v273 Patch Notes:

• Removed Disruptor
• Point sensor now deals 200% more damage
• Custom Range Blaster now has zero special depletion
• Reverted Damage Up nerfs
• You can now sub-strafe with Ink Mine and Seeker
• Octolings are now playable

[modest ibex]

273*

true!

[prisma maple]

imagine they just make octolings playable as an easter egg in the rce patch update

[mystic dock]

1 more

[prisma maple]

join public 7/8

please be blackbelly i hate port mackerel

[median torrent]

joining

[echo gulch]

v274 Patch Notes:

• Version is now Gamballz!
• Custom Plaza with many editing options!
• Older versions of maps playable!
• Weapons are all nerfed.

WHAT THE FUCK

[median torrent]

but it may be stuck on the searching for a battle to join screen

[prisma maple]

please tell me you didnt crash

[echo gulch]

NO

fuck

caps

[inland gulch]

Hi

[echo gulch]

JOIN

NOW

TURF

NO TIME

[median torrent]

trying

[inland gulch]

Me ?

[echo gulch]

yers

yes

[edgy lantern]

WAHHH JOIN

[prisma maple]

• Added apartments like in the booting background image of the game

[inland gulch]

...

[median torrent]

but its stuck on the searching for a battle to join

[inland gulch]

Sorry sorry

[echo gulch]

Optainable DLC

[inland gulch]

How are you ...?

[echo gulch]

imora ur amazing

[prisma maple]

full

yay its blackbelly

time to spam disruptor

[inland gulch]

Enjoyer i join after so

If i can

[median torrent]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you wii u

[inland gulch]

Its turf public ?

?

[bold stratus]

yes

[inland gulch]

Okay thanks

I join so

I join for lvl up

[median torrent]

same

and if anyone says splathex i swear to god

[prisma maple]

javier toggled cheats 💀

[mystic dock]

gg

[echo gulch]

omfg what is this torture

[edgy lantern]

Ggs!!

[mystic dock]

imma play one more then imma go to bed

[modest ibex]

the whhaaaat

[prisma maple]

we would have won

[thick rampart]

yes he did

[bold stratus]

gg

[thick rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/604013563467661329.webp?size=48

[mystic dock]

HACKERR

[echo gulch]

javi points ate....

[prisma maple]

i consider that a win for us! disruptor carried

[modest ibex]

bro its just cosmetic

🙄🙄

[thick rampart]

still counts

as cheating

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/714955847112982629.webp?size=48

[prisma maple]

please untoggle

[bold stratus]

🗿

[inland gulch]

2/8...

[echo gulch]

GG

[bold stratus]

gg

[prisma maple]

🗿

[mystic dock]

gg

fuck it, one more then im out

[modest ibex]

okay idk how we won that

[bold stratus]

LMAO

[modest ibex]

gg

[edgy lantern]

Ggs!

[thick rampart]

yep

javier is cheating

lmfao

[prisma maple]

kdrs moment

[inland gulch]

I can join

[modest ibex]

sorry for being afk for the whole match

[modest ibex]

can u stop lying

wtf

[inland gulch]

Its 8/8?

[prisma maple]

vouch

[inland gulch]

1/8

[prisma maple]

who left

[inland gulch]

Bruh

1/8

2/8

[prisma maple]

pls no port

[thick rampart]

lemme show you a screenshot after this game

[prisma maple]

fuck you

[echo gulch]

LOLOLLOL

[viral flame]

sppaton?

[inland gulch]

3/8

[median torrent]

3/8 110

[inland gulch]

With sprit and idk

[viral flame]

:clueless:

[inland gulch]

180

OH MEGG

[median torrent]

4/8

with megg

https://tenor.com/view/title-movie-title-shark-the-meg-the-meg-movie-gif-11663366

6/8!!!!

[inland gulch]

6/8

200s

[median torrent]

2 MORE

[echo gulch]

gg

[bold stratus]

gggggg

[edgy lantern]

Ggs!

[mystic dock]

gg

[viral flame]

I wonder if friends service is still shitting

[inland gulch]

6/8

[modest ibex]

no, i want u to explain to me how does that give me an advantage

[prisma maple]

???

[mystic dock]

aight imma go to bed now

goodnight

ggs

[viral flame]

20 billion kajillion points...hax...

[modest ibex]

gn

[echo gulch]

fuck

[median torrent]

6/8 100 sec left

[modest ibex]

bazillion

[echo gulch]

i closed cemu

[prisma maple]

as i said custom weapons shouldnt be allowed at all online for things like this

[inland gulch]

At bed its 5:30 pm

[modest ibex]

ability to match: disappeared

[echo gulch]

thanks to hxd being a bitch not showing the error it made me accidentally close cemu

[inland gulch]

60s 6/8

[echo gulch]

it's just points tho

[inland gulch]

Joinnn

[modest ibex]

okay it’s just pounts

[thick rampart]

STILL COUNTS AS CHEATING

[prisma maple]

point sensor insta kill is definitely an unfair advantage

[thick rampart]

FOR FUCKS SAKE

[inland gulch]

7/8

[median torrent]

7/8 GUYS

[inland gulch]

Go join

[median torrent]

1 MORE 30 SECS

[inland gulch]

Please

[modest ibex]

how did i get an advantage if it’s the floor turf that counts

[inland gulch]

Oomi

[modest ibex]

i’ll turn it off

but just tell me

[prisma maple]

point sensor insta kill

[inland gulch]

16s

[thick rampart]

THANK YOU

[inland gulch]

7/8

[viral flame]

what if I told you
#1070381730424438814 message

[inland gulch]

Go please joinnn

[prisma maple]

p o i n t s e n s o r i n s t a k i l l

[inland gulch]

1s

[modest ibex]

i still want u to tell me how is it cheating

[median torrent]

damn it

rejoin...

[inland gulch]

👎

[prisma maple]

its not the turf

[thick rampart]

you know if you have too many points you get insta banned in NN right?

[modest ibex]

okay and then hidden gear is also cheating by your theory

[prisma maple]

p o i n t s e n s o r i n s t a k i l l
are you gonna ignore this

[median torrent]

4/8

5/8

[inland gulch]

What

I searching

0513

[thick rampart]

technically yes?

[echo gulch]

do you even have a clip

[thick rampart]

since that also bans you

[viral flame]

tasteful cheats like many points and hidden gear is fine

[inland gulch]

0006

[viral flame]

issue only happens when the game becomes unfair

[modest ibex]

fr it doesn’t give me any advantage imora

idk what ur talking about

[median torrent]

5/8

[prisma maple]

wow everyone here is missing the point

[modest ibex]

it’s cosmetic

[echo gulch]

0521

lol

[inland gulch]

1/8

[thick rampart]

lobby's dead lol

[inland gulch]

Lets go

[viral flame]

I wasn't there for it so

[thick rampart]

0312

[inland gulch]

2/8

4/8

5/8

Megg joinn

[modest ibex]

same

[inland gulch]

6/8

[modest ibex]

oh there we go

[median torrent]

but we are 5/8

[inland gulch]

220s

8/8

[median torrent]

split -_-

[inland gulch]

YES MEGG

[echo gulch]

lobby dead for yall

lol

[viral flame]

You got baned...

[modest ibex]

😱😱

[inland gulch]

Servers

[prisma maple]

0006

[median torrent]

4/8

[inland gulch]

Gg