@normal scarab if you will buy them i will eat your toe
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@normal scarab if you will buy them i will eat your toe
GO AWAY NAKED MAN
I am also not proud but I am Shan
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I haven't made an art in so long :SadCat: but because it's minho day, I figured I should do something for him. I had a hard time making this last minute using a latpop huhuhuhuhuhu :PepeHands: I was about to cry 'coz I thought I wasn't gonna make it in time but huhuhu here it is. HAPPY MINHO DAY!!!!!!! :_pepe_sadheart:
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server wide pumpkin patch
I guess my soulmat is a furry
if u cant handle me at my feral furry hours then u dont deserve me at my soft seungmin spam hours
ALL HAIL JER
SEUNGMIN HOLMES IN THE BUILDING
people just live in australia
colleges: ask a bold question
me: hyunjin hot why?
THIGHS WHILE WE'RE AT IT? IDK
DONT STAR MY MESSAGE
yang jeongin ft. stray kids
seungmin used to be. not aware of his power. and then suddenly. he became aware that he's powerful.
look into your heart and you will find Seungmin
jean will hurt you and then give you tea and tell you you had fun
So hi my name is pandii and I love Kim Seungmin
i'm a simple woman. all i do is love seungmin. stan seungmin. protect seungmin. care for seungmin. forfeit all mortal possessions to seungmin.
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binnie's a romantic little emo
jer isnt an admin we only allow him cause hes cool
peter han is the goth boyfriend of your dreams
Collect those boys like breadsticks
baby bread world domination supermacy bestest boy best vocalist rapper dancer producer 4th gen it boy all rounder everywhere all around the world you make stray kids stay
c - cute
h - humble
a - amazing
n - nice
g - great
b - blessing
i - impressive
n - ntalented (the n is silent)
#BESTRAPPEREVER
again, once you hyunjin, you can't hyunjout
If I really wanted a spooky Halloween I could work out how many thousands I've spent on skz

and happy halloween to those its halloween for have vampire channie from vampire rampo
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happy halloween, here is skz vibin 
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jisung has been done!!
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It's the love bonk
Na nanana nananana
Na nanana nanana
Na nanana nananana
roses are red violets are blue garlic bread blink 182
i’ve never felt like a baby would hit me with a spiked bat so much before in my life
mentally i am a fermented egg
Pigs don't exist anymore
"everyone's oppa i.n oppa" — jeongin.2020
Look aleth and Nav good thing about me being to lazy to change my lungs is that my notif won’t get up too much
new person joins
everyone: QUICK ACT NORMAL welcome :felixWave:
it's my lifelong dream to get shanked by chan
big tiddies in the sky now
yoon: i'm 176cm
binnie: ...aish
I JUST.
i just
ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ʰᵒʷ ᶦ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵇᵃᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇˡᵃʰ
all might voice YONGBOK SHONEN
YES I DID IT YALL
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the world through Minho's eyes is just: ✨💖han jisung💖✨
this gets me so hype i think i could lift a car with my bare hands
jisung in close: ✨ :hearts_pink: :plead: :ocat_dance:
jisung in i got it: 💀 🔪 :CoolBlob: :zzshutup:
jisung coming back to the argument you had two and a half weeks ago to add more fuel to the fire:
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this is how this night is gonna go huh
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just know i am glad that this is a thing i am going to laugh forever
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SEROTONIN
@wise belfry happy birthday
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just skzcord out of context
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god my brain just crashed and i thought you said andrew yang supported ubisoft
leeknowers we are now Cute
He meow and then he woof and then he awoo and then I die
chan rlly said yea i have a fat ass
PLEASE STAR THIS
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cat and dog english superior
ye i'm the kris jenner of the furry community
LIZ BEST GIRL MOST DESERVING OF LOVE I DO NOT ACCEPT OPPOSING STATEMENTS OF ANY KIND
yeah idk i get starred so often 
you can do a kickflip off his nose and shred carrots on his jaw
head empty, minho only
i drew a chef boy
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CHANGBIN'S HIPS DON'T LIE
it’s carbonated bread juice but makes you loopy
minho
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everyone who got yoon pinged I'm sorry it was a mistake happy Wednesday 😭
me: brandi does your pings work
brandi: pings 50 ppl
SHOWER BERET
Felix is happening
Oh sweet now we can actually take a moment to appreciate this gem
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JEONGIN:
🇽 BABY BREAD
☑️ HOT TOAST
I'M NOT DONE YELLING
YANG JEONGIN
LITERALLY HOW DARE YOU?????
WHAT THE FUCK?????
DONT YOU EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOUNG MAN
HOW DARE YOU SERVE SUCH TOP NOTCH LOOKS
HAIR SLICKED BACK
BEAUTIFUL PINK EYE MAKEUP
GLITTER????????
AND THEN HIT THOSE ANGLES SO HARD
ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED
BUT I LOVE TO SEE IT YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE ILYSM YOU LOOK GREAT
hi, my name's TazzTalkz#0607 and you're watching disney channel
i wanna know who fed maknae line a whole HEAPING of MUTHAFUCKIN AUDACITY
No thoughts head empty only Jeongin baby
Anne Yong Has Mayo???
FOOD LUCK
LMAOOOO ENJOY
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you goof?
funcle pop breaks hip
please crush my bones adrian
i want to strike fear in the hearts of men and desire in the hearts of women is that too much to ask
genshin friendpact
Felix: teaches Gowon to make brownies
Gowon: burns the kitchen
Vivi: throws the burnt brownies with the plates into the trash
All of this while Hyunjin's screaming "INTO THE UNKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN" in the background
POV: idols watching you have a breakdown
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minho: aggressively cares about you
I forgot i had this in my gallery
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theyre snuggly and theyre silly, hilarious and wacky, they’re altogether cuties. The skeezeu (SKZ) fa-ma-ly (family). snap snap
Let the baby bread be toasted
I'm sorry to interrupt the alignment convo, but this is the funniest interaction I've seen all day
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I’m sorry jisung, but I ain’t paying $60 to fuel your supreme addiction
There is a option for anarchy
Someone finally made a compilation of all the skz butt moments...
https://youtu.be/fm63SaFLii4
I WAS CRYING AND THEN THEY PLAY WE GO TIME TO SHAKE SOME ASS
they said no crying only twerking
Chan needs some fucking wap for his chans room lives then
yoon and shan (and brandi if she wants to see)
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Time went where mama wouldn't
my study of chans room guests is going well so far
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Time magazine you are my new bff
hey rampo what if your neck is broken
2min employed kings!
a
cuz when we jumping and popping we jeonging
i for one bow to our new lesbian overlords
if ur gonna star my stupidity
lucky charms are an essential part of a balanced breakfast!
SKISSCORD
Yeah read the Tokyo google manga
BOWLING KING SEUNGMIN
BOWLING PRINCE MINHO
BOWLING... CHAN
JEONGIN HOT
agidisrespect
please star this i cant stop laughing
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YOU BITCH
how do u draw skz anymore... i havent done skz fanart since early july.... how...... help
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so i wanted to make ocs again with rose
and i started looking for kpop generators
gave up
and started to talk about it more here
liz joined in with the idea of making one
then it grew more in size to a p101 version of making ocs
and now its expanded out into a p101 style with two subinits - a gg and a bg
and people will be making ocs to partake in it and people outside of the vote will vote on it as well as the people making the ocs but the people making the ocs cannot vote for their own
JEONGIN TRAPEZIUS GAME SO STRONG
and bam. Toast
So if you have a wall of minho art you are walmart?
Chan is a pocket himbo
before i sleep, i just want to say how soft my heart is for cat dad minho, like it is the best thing ever. the way he loves and cares for soonie, doongie and dori melts my heart everytime. he is the best cat dad ever and i love him so so much for that. now i'm gonna sob for an hour and so are you huhuhuhuhu :SadCat:
what did the chair ever do to you, seungmin
meet my friend, arthur itis
me: minding my own business, going out to post office
seungmin bubble: PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING MPTHERFUCKING PING
Is this where the kids would say 'poggers' ?
it's so messy rn but im drawing her
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skzoo next for the brokestay life ❤️
'played around a lot' YES YOU WERE SMACKING BUTTS
we don't say sksksksks in here we say skzskzkszkskz
i wish all of you luck on your geo daddy!
ROCK DADDY CAME HOME
"Canadian human!" - Liz, 2020
For those who don't have Felix bubble I just think it's very important you still get to see how he types
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:toastedbread2:
god why couldn't they post them the same day now i gotta die twice
Just a fun sketch
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i just imagine chan looking at the wardrobe people and being like 'I LOVE IT! now please cut it in half'
ah yes my favorite produce trainee...daddy yankee
Oh my god Seungmin is the building
All Changbin is hq, no matter the photo quality
I think my fav part of all this is that they rose this much this fast doing their own kind of music too. Like they didn't change to be more popular. It's literally skz own flavor of music and they just exploded with popularity with it. I live.
He's love shaped
If Chan's dad is The Rock does that make Chan The Pebble?
tbz is a really polished group, like they are perfectionists lol
local woman takes a brief break from capitalism to enjoy a bread boy's angelic voice
Me getting bubble: I'm gonna send them such cute messages
The actual messages I send them: I hope you haven't been fried
CRONCHY noodle boy
im actually excited for the eventual bald i think it'll suit him
I got an unstarted 5 page essay and packet that's due in 20 minutes ....but here I am finishing my art...lol - watch me fail my class.....Let me go menatlly die now
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JEONGIN BEST VOCAL
chans thoughts while he lays awake in sleepless nights
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asian dont raisin tho :]
it makes me so happy no stupid crowd panning LOL
Petition for 3racha to remix the pokemon song
chan is literally the bridge between gen z and millennials manifested into a person
once i woke up in a cold sweat and all i had in mind was “britney spearb”
HE LOOKS LIKE A MERMAID COME UP ON LAND TO VANQUISH HIS ENEMIES
chan: i don't think i did that well 👉 👈
stays: U 🤬 IDIOT WE WILL SCREAM AT WHOEVER TALKS SHIT UP TO AND INCLUDING YOURSELF 🔪 💣 🔥
brandi get back here accept your simpness
i simp for no man but a girl might think about a mango...
my most stared wasnt even me
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STOP STARING MY REPOSTS OF STARBOARD
minho: what are you guys eating?
luna: bastard
imagine being minho just talking about food and someone calls you a bastard
hyunjin showing his long hair: :panik:
hyunjin hiding his hair: :kalm:
hyunjin coming back on mama with silver long hair, contacts and abs: :panik:
(c) @normal scarab
chan would read hades ff
chan: i researched greek mythology again!
STAYS: oh thats lovely what did you research?
chan:
chan: thinks of all the hades ff
chan:
chan: 3-300
burberry pasta
Liz I will purposefully dull an extremely expensive chef's knife by whacking it on a metal cutting board before I stab you with it
maybe woof woof bark bark grr can be our always
Don’t check class when ur on discord
she's off eating cereal in tuna water
i snort my cereal
ooga booga
It's all chaos, time zones mean nothing
Changbin arms are charms
if anything chan arms can be barns
we gota normalise sitting in vcs alone
oh my god rachel is 90% leg
cloud koreaboo pass it on
damn we got leecasso, hyunardo da jinky, and han gogh in one room
the real reason i'm short is because i'm actually several raccoons in a trenchcoat and one of them quit on me
voice of rinson

rumor has it that when someone whispers the words 16personalities rachel crashes in screaming and steals your firstborn child
me 🤝 mari 🤝 mnet
zap me oppa
HHHHOOOOOO BOY this was definitely a learning experience for me but i'm finally finished!!
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"seasojs eetongs" - mari 2020
cloud u numpty
minho: screams RESPONSIBILITY
stay: AHHHHHHHHH
It's beef but for skinny legends
whenever he makes that expression my heart just goes 🥓
fuck doebis indeed
CHAN BEAUTIFUL
body: I’m dying lulu/cloud: tetris go brrr
He just needs some tetris and he'll be fine
water is not something that sits well with me
i drink childe's sweat
rampos like one of those leg lamps
why do you guys always put the weirdest shit on the star board
jess will come to london solely for the purpose of knocking you the fuck out cloud
chen wanted for illegal heterosexual activity
I have an acrostic poem for you all
C - criminal
H - heterosexual
E - ‘e is not wanted
N - now get out of bts
FUCK that Chen bitch !!!! If you suppowt him. You awe nyot an Twue AWMY . Twue AWMY know BTS awe onwy going to mawwy AWMY. We awe aww BTS giwwfwiend. Chen has baby the onwy baby he is awwowed to have is young AWMY. This nyew Chen baby was bown of betwayaw and hatwed. I am infuwiate d. Sign this change.owg petition and donate to get Chen Out if BTS ♥w♥
lee minho is maybe the most beautiful person alive currently (2)
Shir you do not deserve rights
"my bladders full but my stomachs empty" - cloud
never thought i'd hear "eat shit cloud" in relation to a tetris game
Seungmin: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING 🛎 🛎 🛎 🛎 🛎 🛎
you're a mean one, mr. minch
toffee nut, hazelnut, and caramel nut lol
just dropping the prayer circle i made for today 
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hyunjin: I love you I miss you I have so many feelings
minho: look at the ground
Linda and cloud ship name would be loud, which fits
lid
You need a lid to shut loud
JEONGIN REALLY SAID HE'S MAIN VOCALIST
Once you crop top you can’t crop stop
my hands are rated m for minho fighting
YES I'M FOOT KNIFE MASTER
yoondere
me: lol most handsome/beautiful people? this is the stupidest list i've ever heard of
someone i stan: makes it on the list
me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular,
(n)/(v) chabing:
(n) - an endearing momentary lapse in spelling of "changbin"
(v) - the act of chan revealing his abs
we love to see it
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„What are you thinking“ ~ „I am not thinking“ - loud in a nutshell
Hyunjin is so soft and sentimental, he needs to be protected and cherished
Changbin vocals BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND POWERFUL AND EMOTIONAL
rachel is that why his phone case is stars now ;((((
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HYUNJBIKJN
minho planning a daughter with jisung and also want to be a fire man after he is done with skz stuff
yoon: i've connected the dots!


pokemon music starts playing
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God is an avocado and I am the lime juice of life ready to be squeezed
can they stop being in million places at the same time they took stray kids everywhere all around the world too literally
Dance practice is stray kids playground, seungmin is the baby sitter
Lmaoo Mari to Lulu you're always brat role coloured
CLOUD GIVE THAT CREDIT CARD BACK TO YOUR MOM
they’re tall so precious
I’VE CONQUERED BEETHOVEN
imma kick yo ass shirt
y'all need some eye car
12 22 is DORI's birthday.
Please congratulate DORI's birthday.
Pabo korean for cloud*
yang jeongin ready to throw down at a moment's notice
The true Christmas miracle is that I do not put sugar in my lemonade so I am not stuck with a jug of sweet chicken water thank you baby jesus
succulent poultry juice
Oh my gods guys Santa is a super spreader
I lost control. I shouldn't be allowed to have money
burn capitalism
I'm not forcing capitalism on you that's your choice simp
middy are u tryna catch em all? this ain't pokemon
bbfs = best babo friends?
the sequel to wreck-it-adrian: adrian eats the internet
also did cute concept today
https://twitter.com/kidgonestray/status/1341623250397229057?s=21
6 kids and wine aunt Minho



:mimi_y_handr:
:mimi_y_handl:
skzcord sees an emote and asks themselves: "how can we give it legs?"



skzoo changbin is the exact right level of ugly and cursed that I want to protect him for life
most common beth accidents on discord mobile: 1) changing channel order, 2) almost banning someone while looking at their profile, 3(NEW) Nearly gifting nitro while trying to post an image
jess plays favourites, we play tetris
cloud is like watching a traffic accident happen in slow motion
I am indeed a sardine
Warning: use of cloud's brain is extremely volatile and can only be used once every 48 hrs
It’s seems like fun to get to just clock some bitches ya know
"dear diary, today jisung said it would be a good idea to pour my water bottle down the back of minho hyungs shirt. then i had wet tissues shoved in my mouth again. not sure why i keep listening to jisung tbh"
Look I just love a good round cheek!
"we are going to your house"
them: its alrightttt
me: no its not my nose bleeding
is it too much too ask if i want a lee know song and dance cover of my house? :< it was just so so good, like he really nailed every dance step and his voice suits the song perfectly!
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Bang chan is the best game ever since the game is so cute and the best game ever played it was really good and fun to play with friends and family and friends and I love it so much
chan ur children are eating flour from the bag pls
Kidsaaaayyyy
birb withdrawl can lead to headaches, dizziness, fatigue, and irritability
gremlinda
"Liz is on the ceiling" 
Minho really is just meowing at us now
al dente arms
lee dad: are ya winning son
minho with jisung: nope
please star this
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i benchpressed a mirror at 10 years old
ok i love this
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i really smell my money burning
others said f 2020, chan said f buttons
star this PLEASE
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Everyone: skzcord appreciation hours and love
Ferris: BUBBLE TEA
LOL
Bruh who let Yoon loose on the sugar
2021 more like 2020-done amirite lads
katboys katboys whatcha gonna do when they meow for you
who is minho
Time to sell my ovaries for skz
rip lesbian vase
hyunchan manifestation circle
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jsjsjsjjsjsj
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they're all being snackrificed
baba brandi
i am just a sad sad empty crinkly cronchy bag of chips
the fuck is that creature
I’m yoon you’re yoon he she we yoon.. we’re all yoon
For once I am bratted and cloud isnt
minho is like GIVEEE MEE THATTT MAKEEE A BRACELET PEEL TANGERINEEEE
minho is the one who needs tissues in his mouth
i’m appointing my foot to a lifetime position up trump’s ass
becky:
no, you star whore
skzcord bg game problems
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I had to do it
💗
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2020 was a collaborative project by every 13 year old fanfic author
Chan's room in Chan's room
no one makes me Google shit as much this cord
No eating knees you heathens
I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY HAND
i would kill sam first cause she always does it to me
seungmin ig: [chicken emoji] [chicken in egg emoji] [chicken emoji]
i like when you can see him dying inside
i'm sorry this made me lol
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it’s short for lizard
this took me way too long to make
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i read this out of context and it’s taking me out
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You worry me
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im buying canada
cuz when we're chilling and fighting we're chighting
chan feeling his shakira fantasy
sorry no help here, only I.Nsanity
this is jeongin's world and we're all just living in it
you are all menacing little gremlins!!!
We're all drooling like pavlovian dogs over arms
yeet the ginger we want baby bread
2021 is innies year
maknae on top isn't just a slogan; it's a way of life
3racha: what’s sleep is it a type of vegetable
steak lost
maknae on topppppp
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me: maziodyne
aleth: ...madeleine idk
Ckoud you had beat kings ????
mixed messages here
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mari: you know, stray kids, skz, seungmin & miscellaneous others
I DONT EVEN LIKE MEN IM HAVING A CRISIS
chan's flirting reminds me how much i love women
chan: exists
jean: wow I love women
chipotlix
TOUGH LOVE WITH A SIDE OF BIAS CRISIS TEARS
I HAVE NOOTVISION
mods pls read #welcome
SPARKLING TWINKLE BLINK BLONK BOY OF MY HEART
@heavy frigate i told you not to tempt me
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200774159302660/803158149715722300/image0.jpg
https://twitter.com/VlNOXIOUS/status/1353939546346414080?s=20 here's a thing i did !!
:peepoAngry:
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vantablack stolenpink in your area
of all the weird directions this convo could’ve took, the attractiveness of sportacus was not one of the things i was expecting
rose joined skzcord back when dinosaurs where around
cloud before uni: umm alcohol is gross i dont think i will ever drink alcohol in my life
cloud now: WOOOHOOO GUYS IVE HAD 3 BEERS AND I AM FLYIIIIIIIING DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR ME SPEAK GERMAN I'LL SPEAK GERMAN TO LITERALLY ANYONE OKAY hold up fuck i need to go vomit
do u have young hand clapping notebook
bruh this is so weird you guys are listening to music you have no idea what they're singing or anything
miao miao miao miao miao
👉
👈
baby bread becomes fancy sourdough artisan bread
🕯️ lix makeup lesson player🕯️
VOCAL KING KIM SEUNGMIN!!!!!!
MNET TATTOO ON MINHO'S NECK
me and Mari after skz won bonsang
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200518138986496/805387667926810664/7AtKExGKEM2EZG1W.mp4
#seungmin: i love all of my hyungs! changbin and looks at smudged writing on hand chen and lay knot
cloud: "so pick me. choose me. dox me."
you could ski down those mountains wtf chan
all the moms in this server adopting kids like they're pokemon
"what an interesting mound of flesh" - liz
hoping for chan on dekira one day so that youngk can clown him 
awwwww he pout, mari broken
<lankles3
seungmin:
me and hai an: Ah, there he is. My baby. My everything. My angel. My world.
whenever i bend over to pick up something you can hear the sad sound of an out of tune accordion
adrian: 1
existential crisis: 0
luna out here like “awwww the not-enlightened humans are being mature and thoughtful”
my first kiss was cheap and sugary and wrapped in foil
Dear Yoon,
DEEZ NUTS
Love, Mari
take it or LEEBIT
he's a learned carbohydrate now!
baby bread with love jam ontop
I honestly think I did really bad- but this took me 2 or 3 hours to do
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this family is a fucking nightmare 
ok literally every goddamn time i am scrolling through the recommended videos or whenever i am searching anything no matter how related to svt or kpop it may be this goddamn video shows up every single fuckin time and what's worse is i always click it
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does clio have a foundation strong enough to cover up my pain
mental breakdowns add ✨spice ✨ to my humor
Chan: buttons are optional, so are shirts.
Stays are typing...
Real sentence I have typed today 'sleep well Chan's tits will still be there in the morning'
ah yes, my favorite girl group...cootiecatcher
Freedom for the chabs
Today is one of those days that I'm glad men do nothing for me
Welcome to the Stray Kids Discord server @atomic moon ! You are our member of the week. Be sure to get all the love in #welcome-chat and chat with us! 
me staring at minho: what a beautiful palette wow so nice such pigmentation
.

 dwaekki 
summoning 
 circle 
 
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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cause when we shitting and giggling we shiggling?
is this what it feels like to third-wheel with your brother
i am going to smash my tablet into this wall
liking skz is the kpop equivalent of liking girl in red
thank you for reassuring me of my sexuality christopher bang 💛
now im gonna go tell my girlfriend i love her
the mood was pitch black apparently, but a mood was attempted
enough chan with y/n fanfics.. can we get chan/ed sheeran fanfics
Please Chan play danceracha wow, we want off the het train
Clouderella
how can u be straight and in skzcord it dont make no sense
cloudy with a chance of meatshield
This is basically entire stay fandom anytime there is a new piece of storyline to figure out
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real friends stab each other
barnes and leeknowbles
one of these things is not like the other
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jiniret plush:
actual ferret:
Puppy on toast 
I miss hyunjin
rubber ducky, you're the one you make spaceflight so much fun
mimi hates wearing clothes
at my funeral
my friend: thanks for coming minho he was such a huge fan-
me, rising from the dead: 
skz-cord is like an onion. lots of layers, and the further in you get, the closer to madness and cult-like behaviour
IM STUCK WITH THE PH🧅BIA
skz: okay guys theres a bomb
stay: okay
skz: bickering over flavors
stay: skz the bomb
skz: get louder while they bicker over the flavors and off topic
stay: SKZ THE BOMB-
I wasn't slow we both managed to add it at the exact same time LOOOL
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"trust us stay" .....no
seungmin: you know this bomb would have blown up on us about 14 times already.
seungmin: i wish it did
this is a weird episode of sesame street
_ _
there's your answer vivi
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skz2021: different kind of weapon in every stage. swords... knives... tits....
Cloud is my favourite sibling that isn’t Kuro
Ladies and gentlemen and they/them.. I present to you the next addition to the Minho Fruit Salad.... LEE-WI!
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clouds zodiac sign is just: Moron
i'm a minho stan i have to like violence
valk if u look like the 2nd coming of jesus ig im religious now
bold of you to assume anyone in this server has brain cells
cloud just dont breath and we good
a tale of three minho stans
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i just want that minho pc but i don't want to have to sell an organ
crying over the way changbin says stay
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i think i’ll cry when jel ginger messages because i didn’t realise i was a lil bit emotionally attached to his spamming on bbl
this interaction is sending me
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i joined rampo and also did a thing https://twitter.com/VlNOXIOUS/status/1367458710306443266?s=20
look at our hansome hyung line
so if felix = sunshine, and plants live off of sunshine --> felix stans are flowers?
jisung is a member of F4 confirmed
did I ever lie to you guys
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HORSE生
dwaekki cult anthem
THAT EDIT OF DWAEKKI WITH THE COWBOY HAT with yoh echoing in the background
hi guys i eat toilet paper
#CloudIsAKaren
"fuck, this cord is a mess" - Mimi 2k21
listen. i am married to like 6 people and 2 rats
this cord is like 90% loud ass minho stans sorry not sorry
m'ours
minho biffle lets get sbux together hahahahaha
I AM GAY
iddies what it iddies
my night routine these days is forever playing ads in fanplus to vote for minho while watching his fancams and random skz videos in between, while at the same time screaming at skzcord during minho hours and crying by myself and looking for his photocards online
No one:
Cosmetics companies when making a foundation range:
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"i'm simping so hard" - liz about buildings in portugal
"im not gonna be delulu and ship anyone in skz"
skz: here our whole song about love and wedding pictures muah
this crying gonna keep my eyes fresh and moist at 5am :FeelsTiredAF:
this took me way too long to make
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weekly seungrotonin
who is skz i only know straight kids
tomatoes have eggs
STAND IN THE DAMN CORNER SHIR
okay but can I just memorialize this dn real quick...
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I love Chringy though
He made me waste my 3 messages
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minho sits on the edge of the pit and kicks his stans in himself when they turn their backs
feral jumbo is perfect for chan
liz and her food opinions >>>>>>>
everyone woke up and just decided that hai an
NO BRAIN ONLY SKZ
BACK TO MY MINHO NOSE BRIDGE SKIING AGENDA. THIS IS HOW MY DREAM LOOKS LIKE :KEKW:
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i’ve always wanted to throw watermelons at people
"just ping polls they said" "why are you a hag they said"
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200518138986496/824669537458192394/20210325_172335-01.jpeg
meanwhile minho gives no fucks and would like a summer wedding
alternatively would you accept this?
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PLEASE STAR THIS
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rumor has it if you say "16personalities" three times in front of the mirror with the lights off, skyler will break through the glass and drag your body down to the pits of hell
actual prince hyunjin, fairy prince felix, and prince of hell minho :KEK:
no cuz this just made me laugh HARD
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sorry to interrupt i just found this funny
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KNIFERACHA
if anyone asks you to describe skzcord, just show them this picture
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this is hilarious out of context :bellol:
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Yoonie is such a lovely person who, despite how she may come off of to others, is so kind and sweet once you get to know her. She makes all of us laugh and feel comfortable here and yes she has blunt humor but that is just another wonderful facet of her beautiful personality. She flirts with us and its very cute to see because she just really is so lovely and I am always fond to see her do it because its endearing. I hope one day she sees just how lovely and wonderful she is to all of us like I see her because I couldn't imagine this discord or anywhere else without having Yoon in it. 💛
kingdom? no, Changbin and his Boyfriends
Wow on kingdom but instead of "noona do you have a boyfriend?" it's gonna be changbin "Wooyoung do you have a boyfriend?"
AHAHAHAHSHAJHJSFDHFKDSKHFDSKFJDHFDJSFD
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mustache binnie 
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im still losing it can we star this
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if you
have you considered you could be a member of 8 member south korean boy group “stray kids”?
#NOTALRIGHT
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HI WOOSEOK I'VE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON YOU
hey bessed ease xoxox paw gurrs
2 kinds of people
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yoon is the blessing
its okay valk everytime you open your mouth there's a 50% chance i'm already facepalming
felix and seungmin: sad twerking
move, hyunjin. I am the tree now
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cause when we frogging and chicken we fricken
seungmin kick ball far. we didn't know seungmin also grasshopper.
who are you kidding 🤡 minho stans bias wrecker is also minho :KEK:
like if you cut me open where a heart should be there is just maindancer.mp4
i don't know about you guys i never smooch only healthy aggressive ass slaps for my friends
minho secret ace of skz
i need to go put on some spf. this sunshine is making me melt
“so why do you stan stray kids”
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THIS IS MY FAVE BAD TRANSLATION OF ALL TIME
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his face is dumb i want to stare at it all the time
feeling like luna when minho breathes
samdad: WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER
little sam: i dont think he understands how this game works
medicine is expensive, danger is free
here let's star this LMAO
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Now I’m free, get out
I know that I can noot anywhere
Now, noot out
Pcs and insta, I'll be everywhere
Noot, free now
Anywhere now I noot everywhere
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200774159302660/834274545023057930/Untitled_Artwork_29_1.mp4
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me, with my weaponized spinach brick: hey buddy you ready for the spinch cycle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200774159302660/835253318351585280/Untitled_Artwork_30_1.mp4
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https://www.vlive.tv/video/246248/ <@&531645347991388170>
step out, we are NEW TOWN BOYZ
imagine minho ripping of his shirt and voila you'll see jureumi
HOLD SHIT
minhours minhutes minseconds
it's always wyd and never gmilyhands
days since last skzcord cult: 0
me 🤝 luna 🤝 romii 🤝 vivi
people with a spending problem
still encouraging others to spend
unnecessary amount of money
on kpop
But 5racha 👏👏👏
Mayfly will go down in history as the greatest boy group unification of all time 
that's the real prize of kingdom: which group gets to adopt lee felix
Seungspread is when seungmin angers jeongin enough that jeongin enlists Minho’s help to eliminate people and they take him out together and turn him into butter
important parts of a stays week: seunghops and a chan hug
chan: hi this is my husband, ryan, and this is my husband’s wife, blake
The guest is gonna be another member in the wolf Chan costume
mayfly: singing till the end
mayfly stans: crying till the end
Unforgivable chan things:
where is our deadpool bias role
chan: dont STOP ME NOW, IM HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME, IM HAVING A BALL
changbin: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP ITS BEEN THREE HOURS ALREADY
We’re like Chan’s Highschool friends and he sees his crush passing by so he laughs really loudly and pretends we told a funny joke so Ryan will notice him
he’s probably all “I DIDNT MEAN TO BUY A FAKE MASK I SWEAR”
jeongin just exudes cuteness. sorry my dude, you're still a top cutie.
s word = SAEKCHILLAAAAAE
"Dad why is my sister named r/ose"
"Bc she loves R/oses"
"Ah ok thanks dad !"
"Np Hyunjin 'PSYCHO' 200626 Fancam"
Ryan oppa can we trade juseyo :squirrel_pleading:
I love Zhongli so much. I just can't describe it. he's the archon of my dreams. I feel more for Zhongli than I do for any actual person. Every night I lie awake in agony thinking about what it would be like to hold his hand. Every morning I wake up in tears knowing I will never wake up next to him, I'll never be able to travel the world with him, live my life with him, share all of our experiences together. I'll never get to listen to his alluring voice recall facts about Liyue commerce and the history of rocks. I’ll never get to stroke his luscious, silky, black hair as he sleeps on my chest, knowing that he is happy to have me in his life. I'll never be able to whisper "I'll be your sugar mommy" into his ear and watch his gorgeous face light up with happiness. He'll never know how much he means to me. I'll never be able to truly love another human being as much as I love Zhongli. He's just a bunch of pixels from a video game, and I'll never be able to reach out to him. But every time I load up Genshin Impact, every time I get to play the game as him, in that moment, I feel the spark between us, and it's real to me.
i'll scale the fucking big ben using all of your goddamn heads
Changmin: this is kingdom: legendary war – who is the king?
Skz: haha more like who is barKING
Changmin: what
Skz: what
(..)
Skz: woof
i just imagine a stonks meme but it’s a down arrow of chan’s decrease of clothing
No one fucks with my nuggies
gay is his superpower
the possibility of jer deleting this server is low but never zero.
motherfucker 🤝 shit puppy
what about pridevocado??
yk i was worried i wasnt gonna be able to watch the whole live but i caught 2 so i guess im good
MANIFESTATION CIRCLE
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just eat some cicadas and you'll be too high to remember you have salmonella
Summoning circle for hyunjin back
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THE WORLD ISN'T YOUR TRASH CAN BUDDY YOU CAN WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME YOUR TRUCK IS ALSO COMICALLY LARGE SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK
you could say it's a ...... hyoliday
LOOK AT THIS MAN. FELIX IS AN ANGEL DESCENDED UPON THIS EARTH.. the way the warm light glows upon his lovely face structure, and his freckles are like faerie dust sprinkled upon his cheeks. HE IS BEAUTIFUL. the way he gazes with melancholy at a cake that is as sweet as he is, the way that he's in a library indicates his INTELLECT,; HIS WRINKLIEST BRAIN. I LOVE ONE MAN AND THAT IS LEE FELIX
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High in orbit 🌙 ⭐ the dream mothership 🚀 descends upon the Earth 🌎 They prepare to enslave 🔪 the world and mine it for all its gay :WWDgay: but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration of gay on skzcord :POGGERS: The invasion won't be necessary 🚫 "Lock onto this cord with the disruptor," says the captain Yoon, greedily :evil_grin: "Soon we shall have all the gay we need." :Clap:
Luna :kek_cry:
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everything happens so much :hooniecry:
in order to more cry tears you must replenish them so please remember to hydrate :mint_sparkles:
im gonna do it :aminhosus:
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Honestly I'm proud of all of you, I know we all come to kpop for fun and good times and obviously things have been difficult lately but you've all been so positive for each other. I anticipated modding to be rather difficult during this but other than the normal wave of trolls and teething difficulties it's been a breeze. It makes me happy as an authority figure?? in this server to see you all supporting each other so well; so pats on the back all around
how are the children in NA line richer than the adults of EU line
ITS ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MINHELL DAY
doongie a bad bitch i believe it
the only drive i need now is to the hospital
"doongie a bad bitch i believe it" - Bluejean 2021
YES ANYONE IN THE CHAT CAN HAVE THE MOD ROLE
"There were 2 idiots on bikes in front of my car"
HOW DO I LIVE WITH THIS STRESS
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the only celine i need rn is dion, bc my heart cannot go on :kermitno:
DRIVE COULD LEAD TO A BABY
I made him a flower crown since i have no clothes yet!
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MINHO MAKES MY HEART SQUEEZE
I just made this I'm so sorry 😭😭😭
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I just came to say that I love Hwang Hyunjin
this part represents the strangle hold he has on stays 
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hyunjin in france: #louvrestay
omg it's like that path in Pokemon blocked by a Snorlax except it's blocked by buff Changbin
i can't do this minho hiatus anymore :SCGshake: i miss minho so much i'm such a clown for thinking i could ever take a break from him :CS_Clown: :9ACOSP_risacri: not screaming about him for a day is torture :SCscrem: it just made me miss him a millionfold :7ACOSP_lmao: :PU_PepeLMAO:i love minho so much this is just impossible :sadfistcat: :SCWLSD: and while i was on a break, he literally dropped cute selcas, spammed on bubble, shared cat videos, had a photoshoot wearing a sailor outfit and wore shorts, a pink heart-shaped sunglasses and a pink cap in a pool while acting all cute and giggly :lmaocry::lmaocry: there is no escape here. leeknowers, i am telling you, firsthand info, you are all gonna rot in minhohell :9ACOSP_risacri: :caden: :SCGhugkitty: :minhobestboy: also today is his 4th anniversary of joining JYPE we are so blessed to have minho. he has brought so much pain and joy to our lives :dwaekkiplead: :aJisungCry: MINHO BEST BOY :8ACOSP_chiyo_cry:
still cant hang a damn thing properly
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“i’m an ot9 stay,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“he’s right,” he says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands the 9th member of stray kids: ryan reynolds
seo “the rock” changbin dwayne johnson
Skz power profile:
Chan: the leader and wields powerful bazooka with the ability to manipulate sound turning noise into beautiful melodies.
Minho: High agility and speed. Scream at high frequencies damaging technology and eardrums.
Changbin: The muscle. Super strength and can rap at unhuman speeds, causing confusion and disarray to opponent.
Hyunjin: The face. Dashing good looks but don’t be fooled is the most adaptable out of the team. Agility 100%, and charm so brilliant can blind and distract opponents (and unfortunately allies)
Jisung: The biggest appetite. Can stuff a lot in his cheeks abnormally. Wields a gauntlet with a gun that shoots power bursts of sound frequencies. He can create these frequencies from his own body but it becomes harder to control.
Felix: Silence. Can easily pinpoint sounds from far away and manipulate dead sound around him to better navigate where they are coming from. The group’s social media star.
Seungmin: Wields a bat able to destroy various soundbytes traveling at speeds as fast as 90mph. melodic voice Singing power able to put enemies in a trance, sleeplike stance.
Jeongin: Premonitions and can sense danger by a ringing in his ears. The baby but tries his best to keep his hyungs out of danger with his gift to predict the future
I shall wait for him to cause pain and suffering in this entire fandom just by existing and enjoy seeing it burn :elmorise: :elmorise:
its happening again-
https://twitter.com/LilMissRandom17/status/1417952123275419651?s=19
the buttons have given up, and sued mr. bang for unfair working conditions
i watched miroh when it dropped and i was like how do i make my entire life about this
gosh i love 8 hardworking boys
MINHO PLS GOD IS A WOMAN AND IT'S YOU
Minho my favorite cheese is parminhosan
fixed it
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its like im in that one horror story of a man sleeping in a house full of people portraits that are actually windows but instead its just me and a bunch of leeknowers
Anyway there was a time when I didn't know if I could still stan stray kids, but then I saw them live and Changbin made it the best experience ever and he pulled me back into stray kids and I JUST! LOVE AND APPRECIATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!!!!!
I fell off the minhill down into a minhole and then straight to minhell
Levanter, Gods Menu, Backdoor, Thunderous LGBT
bangchan: ryan reynolds probably doesnt know i exist
stays: so we took that personally
i read that as "Sir Changbin will keep you in binnieland"
DOMINHO WORLD DOMINATION 



jisung: writes lyrics
also jisung: forgets lyrics
They are ssick from all the cheese and pizza 
"You know how to fix [celiac's disease]? Just, dont have it." -Andrew 2021
ME TO MINHO 



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stays took deadpool theme seriously. dead. in a pool of tears
i think just "dude, stop" in general applies to us all reacting to skz 
who knew the only person who could displace that man in my heart would be that same man in a wig 
here are my thoughts on the rv comeback :aPES_LulExplode:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427831204029399042/876897658453758012/video0.mov
SKZ turned into 40 y/o facebook moms sharing inspirational quotes
TEACH A MAN TO FISH AND THERE WILL BE SIMPS CRYING ABOUT HIM IN CHAT
here u go shir
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🔥 SKZ IS THE GENRE!!!!! 🔥
PTUI PTUI PTUI SORIKKUN!!!!!
to quote brandi: its like if gods menu and back door had a baby but the baby is on fire
After 11 months the time has finally come :elmorise: :elmorise:
210823 IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS EVER 
COLLECT THEM LIKE POKEMON
we've reached an era where MINHO HAS PARTS AND MANY OF THEM :pepehypecry:
Bachelor of Arts in Stray Kids Master in Demon Lee Minho, Minor in Breathing Exercises
I went on a vacation for just a few days and I come back to Felix's butt overtaking tiktok, 40m views, best selling 4th gen album and Felix, Changbin and his sis in one vlog? What is this :KEKWCRY:
"i do not vibe with the youth" -sam 2021
SKZ'S MUSIC GENRE IS JACKJACK
CHANGBIN IS THE CUTEST PERSON ALIVE
if you say thunderous three times in a row then chant the fanchant backwards theres a chance a minho will ascend from the ground to hit you then leave
i have to think that butt slaps are like a power up for skz
next week han jisung: two eyepatches
https://twitter.com/yookzaIddow/status/1434051364254928898?s=19 omg they did the stay signal

lmao they went for the snacks and got a win instead
they really said thunderous million best seller of 2021 created by 4th gen leaders
skz vampire domination
is minho my ult never to be surpassed? YE!!! am i at all times beating seungmin off with a stick??? ALSO YE!!
I was so scared for Minhyuks pants 
sleeping with blanket on: too hot
sleeping with blanket off: too cold
sleeping with one leg out to get the balance: this demon comes in and drags you to hyunjin hell
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chan being a humble, loving leader: throws his members under the bus
skz is just 24/7 ot8 bias crisis
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Chan yesterday: we didn't record it
Chan today: haha, they fell for it
i cant do this its too four am in the morning for this fuck off hyunchan im going to bed and when i wake up you better have put your DAMN AUDACITY BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
kim seungmin be like “feeling WACKY and ORIGINAL today” then dyes his hair one (1) shade of brown lighter
sorry I suddenly can't see or read wow that's crazy
han quokka falls.. guess what else falls down.. dominos
THE ANSWER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IS NOT 42, IT IS SEO CHANGBIN
you will be inlaid upon this fresh hot ____
FREST HOT HAND IN MARRIAGE SIR
theory they are sitting near the fire and remember their first school crush meanwhile they are in college now and it's their gay awakening and they think how silly they were
HES SO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND LOUD AND A LITTLE OBNOXIOUS BUT THATS ALL PERFECT HE IS THE BEST SEO CHANGBIN EVER
Skz @ seungmin HAPPY BIRTHDAY FURRY BOY NOW BARK FOR US
:domipepe: :no: :only:
people: oh lee knowers are so weird theyre the craziest stans
me: have you seen chan stans when bored
opens door: step out we are stray kids….and here is your large pepperoni with a bottle of coke
seungmin famous seungmin 4th gen it boy AND main vocal
skz except chan: posts selcas
chan: the leader of stray kids who doesnt post a selca at any given time
minho: took care of it
hotel: trivago
why are other men even trying when lee minho
the only positions in this group are who goes in the airfryer and who doesn't
:soonieonly: :doongieonly: :dorionly: :jisungonly:
oh to be a tiny mole on lee minho's perfect nose :embarazz:
hyunjin stans: want hyunjin to post, but don't want him to post at the same time
minho stans: want minho to post, will cry when he posts, and cry again five minutes after the post
felix stans: cry before he even posts
jisung stans: cry because he actually posts
changbin stans: screams
seungmin stans: well fed, tasteful posts, dandy boy appreciated
jeongin stans: debate if the outfit is cute or bad and any time a forehead shows up they check out of reality
chan stans: the name of fans of bang chan, leader of SKZ, born in 1997-
resting face = MODEL FACE
yoon: i want jeongin forehead, he always covers his head. he needs to show his forehead
jeongin, showing his forehead: hi-
yoon: 🤺 🤺 STAY BACK. BACK. GET AWAY. GO AWAY. I DON'T SEE YOU.
happy new year everyone, if hyune says its 2022 then its 2022 🎉
he's just a bunch of little ferrets in a trench coat
Anybody know what brand bbama is?
I said that one day a Lee Knower will lose it and just eat him and she just nodded and said to wait after swimming 
I'M NOT TAKING FOOD ADVICE FROM A WEBSITE CALLED SALAD THEORY
mari: jiniret and puppym are on a date
me: leebit is teaching quokka what human sacrifice is
"oh you're a stay, so you stan stray kids right?"
"no im gonna fight chat."
"wha-"
"being a stay means i am going to fight bang chan."
minho is so gentle with his kitties, meanwhile I sling mine over my shoulder like a bag of potatoes and call it 'flooping the nemo'
All the choom employees are too busy rewatching the video over and over again that they forgot to upload it
this is hyunjin's world and we're all just living in it
gay makes everything better!
the eyes of jureumi close for no one
please i've already had the feels stuck in my head for days i wanna see felix living his best life with that cover
99 bottles of beer on the wall but it's just me, the skzoos, and a nerf gun
i bark for no man but a girl might just :woof:
hello it has been such a fun, painful, beautiful and memorable minho day! :aminhoyay: thank you everyone for spending it with us :aminhohandheart: we are so blessed that minho was born into this world and i couldn't be thankful enough for that :SadCat: he's just so special, precious, talented, beautiful, kind-hearted, wonderful, amazing, gorgeous, ethereal, magical, mystical (aaaaaaa i will certainly run out of adjectives!!!) and i just love him so much!! i know you all do too!! :p_heart31: let us love minho and ofc skz for a long time until the last step out! :aminhohyperreee:
oh and here's my set up for minho day :MinhoKekCute: ! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST BOY MINHO! :aminhonyoom: excited for next year 'coz you will be HALF 50!! :Leebitblep::Leebitblep:
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changbin was peter pan because he'll never grow up
ON THE 12TH DAY OF ADRIANMAS MY LEEBIT GAVE TO ME:
12 mental breakdowns
11 sacks of oranges
10 bowls of orbeez
9 minho punches
8 chucky costumes
7 minty mouthwash
6 baha blasts
5 leebit dolls
4 heads of lettuce
3 zimzalabims
2 minho noots
and 1 headache in vc
FUNNY that you can find 'suing' in jisung because that's EXACTLY what I'm gonna do I'm suing his jeeks
He butt dialed the whole fandom
Kuro is getting more roasted than the burnt microwave
manager: so what do we wanna do for the new show
skz: gay pile
manager: not this again… can we just-
skz: GAY PILE
the i in skzcord stands for intelligence
Currently existing against my will thank u for asking
ho ho ✨ no ✨
im single but sometimes i want something what minsung have
Felix does better when seugmin hasnt eaten his braincell
lee know thigh master confirmed :minhostare:
there are 8 santas this year and you will most definitely hear their clumsy asses coming in
dear santa claus, as you are more or less branded as a representative of my country, i'd strongly inquire you to reconsider hiring skz as your substitute santas, i'd like to get my prezzies this year, not in four :bceThanks: :leebitsanta1:
han jisung loml (love of minho's life)
once you mINho you can't mOUTho
seungmin: hey stays!
me: dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it
seungmin: give me a kiss :cPES_Wink:
the pabo house
slytherskz ft hufflelix
there is no help there is only minsung hell
SEASONAL LEEBUTT?
jisung really goes "social anxiety can't touch me if im the most embarrassing person here"
Is barking at xue's wedding the same faux pas as wearing white
kentucky fried conundrum
THEY ARE THE NYANSHIN, I AM THE SIMPACT
staff: youre doing a tree deco live
skz: we dont have any decorations
staff: well uh make em?
later
staff:
jisung: in our defense, you left us unsupervised
LISTEN SKZ TAUGHT US THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE THREE PEOPLE IN A MARRIAGE AND OUR HEARTS ALREADY SAY PROPERTY OF LEE MINHO
fast like lightining
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OH TO BE A WHITEBOARD COVERED IN 2MIN POLAS
Han Cheese sung
seungmin is DOG COLOR
year of OUR tiger :aminhohyperreee: :aminhohyperreee: :aminhohyperreee: :aminhohyperreee: :pepehypecry: :pepehypecry: :pepehypecry: :foxSCREAM: :foxSCREAM: :foxSCREAM: :foxSCREAM: :foxSCREAM:
MINHO NEXT SKZ PLAYER: PARK
MC salary for dorm kids, idol dictation salary for jagi
ah right we stan the trolls
why you mad, why you sad, why you lunatic tic tic
this changbin makes me want to pledge allegiance to south korea :embarazz:
Get yourself someone who looks at you like minsung look at each other
so to sum up
chan: desperate need to go check in on the others
minho: giving stays a back to back 5 part kdrama series and movie adaptation on bubble
changbin: snoozing
hyunjin: W A L L S
jisung: living his best introvert life
felix: ( •᷄ ɞ•᷅) but also genshin
seungmin: googles "how to make cup and string communication"
jeongin: sweet bliss of no hyungs invading his space
if you drew a venn diagram of his "black clothes" + "skz merch" it would be a single circle
stays: look up cute outfits and accessories for skzoos on yesasia
leeknowers: WHERE CAN I FIND A TINY KNIFE???
hyunjin full of bears
okay so updated then
skz once they have to quarantine:
chan: walls exist why do walls exist oh god walls exist
minho: hides in the bathroom the entire time watching things on his phone and destroying his phone's camera and battery life
changbin: snoozing and living his best potato life
hyunjin: spider man
jisung: proceeds to hide snacks and extra blankets in his room to camp out well past quarantine
felix: will miss hugs but also has the opportunity now to use his gaming set up and vibe
seungmin: can and string communication has failed him so he has resorted to knocking on the wall to get innie's attention
jeongin: sound-proof headphones are his best friend now he can zone out in his bed for hours in peace
its windy and cold so i threw him at the sky from indoors
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200518138986496/931613669140357200/20220114_131841_1.mp4
here you go shredder
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200518138986496/931614941696376883/Snapchat-1994499080.mp4
i paid $50 for these guys and they will serve as proxy for my unparalleled vitriol
THE BEAN JACKET
2022 YEAR OF THE NYANGNYANGZ
minsung stans are just the wingdings font in all caps
jean as a sith lord is three cats stacked on top of each other in a dark robe trying to carry a lightsaber and a minho pc at once
I am saying right now, I am only collecting felix no matter how cute the other assholes are
spring's whisper - for even the hottest of performances
Omg can't wait for WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOOSOSSOSSOSSOS typing
he is beauty, he is grace
he’s a threat to the entire human race 😭💀💜🥴
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Kkami : Maybe you should growl better!
Bbama : Maybe you should bark better!
no brains just vibes
here’s the real game plan:
BEHOLD MY FOXINY BUNS 
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jeongin birthday > valentine day
I will be in yoga on clown hour, doing downward dumbass and spending salutations :aleebitpepeclown:
my goal is to attend a skz concert for the hi touch portion. i give everyone normal hi fives. but when it comes to seungmin i swing back, slap his hand at full force and the loser falls over. security escorts me out. but it is too late. i won.
How to summond a fandom: say changbin
everyone love and stan changbin
but hyunjin's arms are for pure aesthetics cause he can't lift even one dog
THEY'RE SO LONELY BODY ROLL BODY ROLL BODY ROLL
they're like the very attractive women at auto shows
no life only dwaekki's sweet embrace as he yohs you to death
do i know what's happening? no! am i gonna yell about it? very much yes
he's beauty, he's grace, he needs to be punched in the face
server got hella scoliosis then
SHREK KIDS HOO
im crying in bed at 7am bc of shrek kids i hate it here
jisung is no thoughts all vibe
HANNER MONTANNER
he might be on his knees but im on the floor
i say this every comeback but i've never been so HYPED
An intercept: '... When I felt like crying in the laboratory after a failed experiment, I had only one means of control. I flipped my phone, took off the case and turned over the photocard. There in all its glory! The blond Minho nacific pc with the yellow shirt. I started to feel enlightenment and the need to cure cancer in honour of this man. And I stood up and continued research.'
happy skz my favorite skz!
you're all gremlins and i love hate u
felix glitter eyes in maniac aaaaa
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ALL MEN DO IS LIE BUT CHANGBIN'S HIPS COULD NEVER
dekira bikira and shakira, the holy trinity
main(iac)dancer
if there's one thing you need to know about silent cry choreo it's this
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<@&445453400713461770> https://youtu.be/pM-jOfy_1jM
it says save me :KEKL:
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i caught quokka fall in action :embarazz:
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im saving this for the next time binnie is inexplicably rude
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SEO CHANGBIN EVERY PIXEL OF YOU IS PERFECT
I LOVE SEO CHANGBIN
seo changbin world domination
a dude that looks like he's coming from a math problem about oranges? that is adrian.
I arrive at the skz concert
Bag: full
Oranges: thrown
I am forcibly escorted out of the skz concert
i have big thumbs and a lot of emotions
MINHO NOOT TEMPLATE THE ONLY ONE I NEED
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the best thing would be for Seungmin to step up and be a multi coloured bitch for awhile and let bleachracha have a rest
i ended up making a tiktok LOL
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879844006127882250/974669206274600980/9af681e75eadfe81448141bc5c623443.mov
Chan can make music with his feet instead
Today’s mail 🥰
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∥ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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ヽ つ0
し―J
puppym 🤝 leebit
trash
IM GONNA STUFF MY EYES WITH CUCUMBERS
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i'm a belieber :SHREK:
once upon a time a tiny boy named adrian was living his best life, he didnt know it was coming for his ass life. but like titanic that met his iceberg adrian met minho… red gods menu minho. it changed him forver like oil price changes during crisis. like chans hair during a week. like jisung gay thoughts.
neo cat technology
Let me make my FIFTH attempt to see them live and if I don’t walk out of that concert with a bias you can kick me
immortalize this while i go find food
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wednesday, july 13th: it’s 7:31am, and the concert hasn’t started. the forum has run out of pizza and they’re starting to inflate the prices on potato chips. the merch line has started bleeding onto the freeway. chan has yet to beat the pokemon gym
it is now july 13th, 2022 AD (adrian dead)
a goose and a moose loose
a goose and a moose loose in a caboose
could a goose fight a moose
could a goose fight a moose in a caboose
THE BIG ASSER THE BETTER
wolf chan and bbokari < 3
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396200774159302660/997768600456802324/IMG_5038.jpg
so maybe don't try to snort the cat
"average stay has 800 photocards" factoid actualy just statistical error. average stay has 2 photocards. romii, who lives in a giant pc binder and has 80,000 photocards, is an outlier adn should not be counted
not right now chan i'm teaching kids how to be war criminals
jeongin in cheese?!?!?!?!?
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cutie han
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i'm really proud of this one
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Firstly, to establish the core parameters of assumed plausible smells. On the one extreme end we have the stinky Kazuha hypothesis, following his wandered lifestyle, likely questionable hygiene and the overall lack of attention paid to hygiene in Teyvat travel items - it is likely that Kazuha smells of sweat, dirt and grime. On the other hand, as Kazuha does have prodigious mastery of Anemo (read: wind) in the game, it is likely that his powers may allow him to control odors, if not changing them, at least preventing their spread or dispersing them per wish, allowing a casual observer to be unaware of his stank. Furthermore, per his maple leaf motifs, he may in fact have power to affect the distribution of even a single perfume particle on or near his body, allowing him to gain heightened effect of perfume or deodorant, likely contributing to a present smell of early autumn or maple syrup in the morning. Hence, these two assumptions must be tested, as per request of headnerd of Sumeru Academia, Cyno in his 7th manucript: "Breath, Smell and the Stank of Failure: A Deep Dive into Human Odors".
Just a Felix :)
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