but it's not good enough
#Peregrine Mission 1 | Vulcan Cert-1
elder elbow
lyric axle
qhat
elder elbow
AND ULA DIDNT FUCKING ANSWER MY EMAIL
wicked adder
AND ULA DIDNT FUCKING ANSWER MY EMAIL
Send another one
elder elbow
dont wanne spam em
wicked adder
dont wanne spam em
When was the last time you sent one?
edgy acorn
dont wanne spam em
Do you want me to try ?
grim sleet
My phone decided to download the same image of Vulcan 8 times
wicked adder
My phone decided to download the same image of Vulcan 8 times
It is a big Vulcan fan too
sleek stratus
ITS VULCING TIME
oak matrix
My phone decided to download the same image of Vulcan 8 times
W phone
ancient marten
AND ULA DIDNT FUCKING ANSWER MY EMAIL
I haven’t got any luck emailing rocket companies ever
elder elbow
When was the last time you sent one?
4th january
elder elbow
Do you want me to try ?
ja
runic kestrel
Place your bets now! Which of the upcoming (Q1 2024) lunar landings will succeed and fail?
👽 SLIM success
👾 SLIM failure
🤠 IM-1 (Nova-C) success
🐂 IM-1 (Nova-C) failure
🦅 Peregrine Mission One success
🕊️ Peregrine Mission One failure
vast loom
All successes because I'm an eternal optimist about humankind's future on the Moon
edgy acorn
All failures because they'll hit the firmament
wicked adder
Less than 24 hours to go until Vulcan, it doesn’t even feel real…
silver sierra
my ass thought vulcan was still at least half a year away from its first launch
💀
oh shit 2pm launch
wicked adder
my ass thought vulcan was still at least half a year away from its first launch
No way 💀
silver sierra
very fortunate
wicked adder
oh shit 2pm launch
I wish, I’m on EST and I have to get up at 2am 😭 I wish it was 2pm
wicked adder
Reposting here from #générał-space message
vast loom
8am launch
viscid scroll
hasty hemlock
lilac tide
https://fxtwitter.com/Free_Space/status/1743786261297463388
Oh Tory!
Considering his other development experiences include Venturestar it makes sense
fossil quiver
He worked on a bunch of missile programs before iirc
sleek stratus
it seems to tory sharks really are smooth
robust warren
https://fxtwitter.com/Free_Space/status/1743786261297463388
Oh Tory!
"do they still have those double decker cheeseburgers?"
runic kestrel
it seems to tory sharks really are smooth
Sharks are smooth if you pet them in the right direction
That probably has some kind of philosophical subtext but I dunno what it is
sleek stratus
yeah if they move forwards past your hand youre good
something something dont try to push them faster than theyre going and they know what path they want to take
what about "dont be a helicopter parent"
solemn fog
i am NOT staying up for this shit man
vast loom
I'm definitely waking up for this shit
fossil quiver
It's not too early here
robust warren
I'm waking up for this
I've been looking forward to this for a very long time
Vulcan is such a cool rocket
warm valley
dense lava
"do they still have those double decker cheeseburgers?"
slaps This bad boy clearly can fit so many cheeseburgers in it
elder elbow
oak matrix
https://youtu.be/g0HVNrWQMzo
"Vulcan is here" also the thumbnail being Delta lV Heavy 
robust warren
*slaps* This bad boy clearly can fit so many cheeseburgers in it
lmaooo
sleek stratus
solemn fog
can you believe it guys! WE HAVE HAD AN ANOMALY just 10 hours away!
i am so excited about this information
ANOMALY just in 10 hours
red zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/daily_hopper/status/1744064277235761582?s=20
cislunar
Elon froths at the mouth
lyric axle
FR
solemn fog
you telling me this lunar injection is trans?
elder elbow
FRANCE?
solemn fog
the moon is trans good for them
sleek stratus
the moon god awakens (realizes they're trans)
solemn fog
the moon god goes to eep
sleek stratus
the moon god drinks their morning coffee
solemn fog
the moon god gets stuck in traffic
sleek stratus
the moon god writes two quarterly reports
solemn fog
the moon god has consistently underperformed in their work and has been fired
sleek stratus
the moon god attempts to navigate an increasingly hostile and toxic job market
solemn fog
the moon god falls into a deep depression as well as crippling credit card debt
red zephyr
the moon god goes crazy and buys a shack in montana
lyric axle
the moon god goes through a divorce and loses everything
solemn fog
the moon god gets mauled to death by a moose
sleek stratus
the moon god awakens in their shack to find themselves covered in bed bug bites (lander-sized impact craters)
red zephyr
the moon god is revived and takes her revenge on the moose
sleek stratus
the moose god awakens
solemn fog
the cycle repeats
red zephyr
the moose god eeps
sleek stratus
the moose god drinks their morning coffee
red zephyr
the moose god gets stuck in traffic
sleek stratus
the moose god writes two quarterly reports
red zephyr
the moose god has consistently underperformed in their work and has been fired
sleek stratus
the moose god attempts to navigate an increasingly hostile and toxic job market
red zephyr
the moose god falls into a deep depression as well as crippling credit card debt
sleek stratus
the moose god goes crazy and buys a shack in montana
red zephyr
the moose god goes through a divorce and loses everything
sleek stratus
the moose god gets mauled to death by a moon
sleek stratus
good work everyone
red zephyr
asking the important questions over here ‼️
sleek stratus
40000 words enemies to lovers slow burn timeloop t4t established charaters
solemn fog
REAL
short dirge
sleek stratus
ah yes back to l'espace
red zephyr
lmao
sleek stratus
10 hours out folks
short dirge
https://fxtwitter.com/ulalaunch/status/1744101320707965062?t=iTELfq64HZVHkA4pvR3...
Wait it’s 2am? Damn
solemn fog
yeah 😦
sleek stratus
my circadian rhythm moved to cali over winter break so who knows
short dirge
See that’s one thing I hate about lunar missions,
they have to launch at night to get to the moon
sleek stratus
yeah this is so true
lyric axle
solemn fog
real
sleek stratus
this is why i was so happy about parker solar probe bc we could finally see a day launch
solemn fog
which be-4 do y’all think will shit the bed first
lyric axle
#2
solemn fog
concur
sleek stratus
hmm i think #3
lyric axle
real
simple crater
I also think #3
red zephyr
I think #0
elder elbow
WHO OF YOU FORGOT THEIR SHOPPING BASKET IN THE VULCAN MLP
graceful glen
https://youtu.be/g0HVNrWQMzo
This had better go well otherwise this would be a bit awkward...
solemn fog
ULA are really betting everything on this
tight ridge
Oh boy I sure hope it doesn't do a delta III
ancient marten
They have to bet everything on Vulcan, but yeah they really are going hard on this first flight
graceful glen
Even though it lost the global race to Zhuque-2, Vulcan might still win the American methalox race tonight
red zephyr
Oh boy I sure hope it doesn't do a delta III
I sure hope it does
it would be unbelievably funny
and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves
I don't wish for failure ofte-- oh who am I kidding
let the thing nuke the pad, it's not like it'd matter
tight ridge
it would be unbelievably funny
Yeah that is true
And if it's an engine failure it also has repercussions for BO
grim sleet
let the thing nuke the pad, it's not like it'd matter
No other person I know alternates so radically between mega W and mega L takes as you
elder elbow
ja
red zephyr
No other person I know alternates so radically between mega W and mega L takes a...
LMFAO I'm memorializing this one
red zephyr
It's incredibly on point 
I'm either bang on the money or very much not with zero in between
ancient marten
I sure hope it does
no, bad Miranda 💢🗞️
wicked adder
I sure hope it does
No no no bo no no no no no
fossil quiver
Really wanted to see it live but won’t be able to...
solemn fog
might just set an alarm for 2am and go back to sleep right after
silver sierra
best of luck waking up
solemn fog
i have extreme measures in place
really fucking loud alarm sound directly into my headphones
silver sierra
dont blow your eardrums out
solemn fog
it’s at a safe volume
tight ridge
I love LNG
sleek stratus
Woo 4 hours [vomits]
wicked adder
I. NEED. IT. The design it so cleeeeaaaannnn: https://www.ulalaunchstore.com/vulcan-hoodie/
simple crater
Happy new year fellas, this mission still a go?
wicked adder
Happy new year fellas, this mission still a go?
As of now, yes
simple crater
Cool
wicked adder
Follow ULA's livefeed here to stay up to date though: https://www.ulalaunch.com/missions/next-launch/vulcan-cert-1
simple crater
👌👌
solemn fog
I. NEED. IT. The design it so cleeeeaaaannnn: https://www.ulalaunchstore.com/vul...
save me 2xl vulcan hoodie…..
silver sierra
Follow ULA's livefeed here to stay up to date though: https://www.ulalaunch.com/...
my favourite pastime: spamming the clap counter on the posts
wicked adder
my favourite pastime: spamming the clap counter on the posts
It is so fun
Most of the claps are from me 🤣
silver sierra
i am singlehandedly responsible for all the claps on the second latest post
like 500 something claps
wicked adder
i am singlehandedly responsible for all the claps on the second latest post
This one?
silver sierra
yup lmao
silver sierra
WHAT has started???
topping
warm valley
soft pelican
we jar goin g
wicked adder
at least 2k claps on a post for nrol 44
D A N G
wicked adder
I heard the ping sound, time to spam some claps
sleek stratus
tall man
wicked adder
sleek stratus
I heard the ping sound, time to spam some claps
it was so FUCKING LOUD
wicked adder
it was so FUCKING LOUD
It definitely is WAYYY too loud
sleek stratus
i cant believe he was so tall he personally launched deltas by throwing them
red zephyr
at least 2k claps on a post for nrol 44
Oh this shit is easy
solemn fog
he IS the range
silver sierra
Oh this shit is easy
3 minutes of jitterclicking goes a long way
sleek stratus
wow 2k already
solemn fog
fuck it i might just stay up
i can get a good 4 hours after
then another hour on the bus
nothing really happening tmrw
solemn fog
(i have no sense of self preservation)
red zephyr
wow 2k already
yeah I'm autoclicking
sleek stratus
such a miranda thing to do i love it
red zephyr
I literally have hours to burn of course I'm going to automate spamming digital clap emojis on a random live updates forum thingy
solemn fog
LIVE ASM-135 RXN:
wicked adder
GEEZ ITS SO LOUD
wicked adder
solemn fog
rl10 is eternal
wicked adder
You can also mute it with this
wicked adder
rl10 is eternal
It needs to be replaced soon in my opinion
solemn fog
you can also mute it by Turning Off Your Speakers
red zephyr
lmao
sleek stratus
you can also mute it by Turning Off Your Speakers
im listening to music with my headphones sobber
solemn fog
ah
well that just won't do then
turning off my music will just flat out kill me on the spot
sleek stratus
acoustically-driven brain
red zephyr
REAL AND TRUE
solemn fog
must refuse the urge to make comments about being loaded
solemn fog
im suddenly hungry for some large sandwiches
NO
is ula streaming yet
my youtube shat the bed so it doesnt even matter
sleek stratus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWwnpVk6Wq4 this starts at 1:30
solemn fog
yeah thisll be a long haul
solemn fog
do it
red zephyr
im suddenly hungry for some large sandwiches
double decker cheeseburgers, you mean?
solemn fog
mondays are boring anyway
graceful glen
topaz oxide
staying up for a 2am launch the day my semester starts 
simple crater
double decker cheeseburgers, you mean?
dear god no
solemn fog
ula is typing
sleek stratus
double decker cheeseburgers, you mean?
perhaps
simple crater
staying up for a 2am launch the day my semester starts <:Harold:8363344147534316...
The true nxf way
sleek stratus
yes
simple crater
I might fall asleep before launch
I made it to the mountaintop gents but my bed beckons me
sleek stratus
the spirit is willing but the body is eepy tired
solemn fog
i will hold down my autoclicker through this whole damn discography
red zephyr
wicked adder
staying up for a 2am launch the day my semester starts <:Harold:8363344147534316...
SAMEEEEE
solemn fog
KEEP EM COMING
red zephyr
lmao wait one of them has 66k
solemn fog
whar
red zephyr
precisely
wicked adder
lmao wait one of them has 66k
No way that’s incredible
solemn fog
ok we get that one to 100k
sleek stratus
strategic redeployment
solemn fog
i need a damn paperweight for my end key
solemn fog
my autoclicker just fucked shit up
red zephyr
75k
red zephyr
80k, woohoo
short dirge
I’m 99% expecting a srub today
sleek stratus
happy day
solemn fog
i dont care at this point
im invested in raising this number into the fukcing kuiper belt
red zephyr
Whatever that is
So for whatever reason ULA's live updates page (https://www.ulalaunch.com/missions/next-launch/vulcan-cert-1) lets you "clap" updates to show your support I guess? But you can clap as many times as you want, so we're autoclicking a post to 100,000 claps
short dirge
I’m 99% expecting a srub today
Like what are the odds a new rocket launches for the first try without scrubbing (shut up Miranda, ik alpha did it)
solemn fog
at least 0
red zephyr
Like what are the odds a new rocket launches for the first try without scrubbing...
with love, no
100% if you're firefly
oak matrix
So for whatever reason ULA's live updates page (https://www.ulalaunch.com/missio...
AlRight thanks
wicked adder
Like what are the odds a new rocket launches for the first try without scrubbing...
It also failed sooooo you know
solemn fog
97
wicked adder
Just saying
short dirge
Real
graceful glen
solemn fog
99
solemn fog
relevant <:tro:1015674382129057872>
https://vxtwitter.com/Zemusooo/status/17441...
what
short dirge
relevant <:tro:1015674382129057872>
https://vxtwitter.com/Zemusooo/status/17441...
now this is quality content
red zephyr
WE DID IT FOLKS
wicked adder
Can it go beyond 100k?
wicked adder
yes but im eepy
Relatable
red zephyr
yes but im eepy
solemn fog
sleek stratus
🫡
silver sierra
what is this bullshit!!!
red zephyr
stealing that
sleek stratus
thank you ula very cool
wicked adder
thank you ula very cool
Wow, I didn’t know that the 4 and 0 weren’t “standard offerings”
sleek stratus
even ula knows single stick vulcan is cursed
wicked adder
even ula knows single stick vulcan is cursed
But we’ll get pretty mach diamonds
And the 0 srb configuration is already booked for some GPS launches
red zephyr
And the 0 srb configuration is already booked for some GPS launches
no it isn't lol
quartz wharf
And the 0 srb configuration is already booked for some GPS launches
Unless they want to launch those satellites into a suborbital trajectory, sure
sleek stratus
yeah lobbing chonky tracking sats to meo seems like a thing youd want some oomf for
wicked adder
Unless they want to launch those satellites into a suborbital trajectory, sure
Well then someone better update the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Vulcan_launches_(2020–29)
quartz wharf
Common spaceflight wikipedia L
red zephyr
Well then someone better update the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w...
lmfao what the hell
wicked adder
Common spaceflight wikipedia L
True, there are a lot of inaccuracies in lists like these
I’m not good at editing the tables like that though, the articles I can though
red zephyr
VC0 can barely get one GPS Block III sat to GTO much less a circular MEO
quartz wharf
I was banned a while ago from editing wikipedia because the folks putting info on the spaceflight-related articles were either using crap sources or just complete bullshit
They got mad at me and then blocked my IP from being used to edit Wikipedia
wicked adder
I was banned a while ago from editing wikipedia because the folks putting info o...
Can you make another account?
Or use a VPN?
red zephyr
Well then someone better update the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w...
done
quartz wharf
And now the funny thing is they very often use MY articles as sources
Or even my tweets lol
Like ffs
red zephyr
the amount of shit that just links to NXF is honestly terrifying
like, out of all the DBs it's definitely the most accurate overall but still... yikes
single points of failure suck
red zephyr
Well then someone better update the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w...
this article is also saying 45 Kuiper Gen1 sats per VC6L launch, which I'm pretty sure is over on both mass and volume lmao
wicked adder
Wikipedia editors are not my favorite people. I tried adding an image of the RS-27 doing a hot fire test to the article a while back, and I first had to add it to the Wikimedia site, but some editor blocked the upload because “it wasn’t my own work.” I then tried to argue with him over the fact that it came from a Boeing site that says images from that site can be used in the same exact way I was trying to use it, but he still wouldn’t let me. I was so proud of myself for finding that image too because I’d been looking for an image of the RS-27 hot firing for a while
wicked adder
this article is also saying 45 Kuiper Gen1 sats per VC6L launch, which I'm prett...
Definitely wrong, I think it’s like 30 or something (don’t quote me on that)
red zephyr
like I'm all for the ol' napkin math guestimation but not when you present it as fact 
and not when said guesstimation makes no sense even keeping CV LEO and RL10C-X and whatever other future upgrades they do in mind
quartz wharf
Most of the spaceflight side of wikipedia is sometimes so inaccurate and let's not even talk about Starship wikipedia
wicked adder
Most of the spaceflight side of wikipedia is sometimes so inaccurate and let's n...
Ohhh no it’s the worst part 😭😭😭
quartz wharf
It's so bad
red zephyr
Most of the spaceflight side of wikipedia is sometimes so inaccurate and let's n...
me playing whack a mole editing the Raptor article from R3 to R2B3:
wicked adder
Honestly worst part of Wikipedia I’ve ever seen
red zephyr
Honestly worst part of Wikipedia I’ve ever seen
go look at any foreign LSP page
incomprehensible
wicked adder
1 hour!!!!!!!! 🎉
red zephyr
I don't really edit that often
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Samsung0804
wicked adder
go look at any foreign LSP page
Foreign launch vehicle pages are terrible
wicked adder
I don't really edit that often <:Bedge:1046299808643698809>
https://en.m.wikipe...
I think I have like 5 different accounts because I never sign in so I forget my details 😭
If I edit (and I rarely do), I just use my ip address
obtuse osprey
The one time I tried to edit I did it at school and my account got banned because of the vandalisim from that ip
red zephyr
I am disappointed that only like 2% of the Firefly article is written by me
one of these days I'll just totally rewrite that mess
it's an absolute disaster
red zephyr
the old configs are all over the place, Gamma was still mentioned as a maybe happening up until like a month ago, FSS -> FFA is barely mentioned, etc etc
narrow holly
White rocket
wicked adder
The one time I tried to edit I did it at school and my account got banned becaus...
My schools ip is banned because students were vandalized our schools wiki page
wicked adder
https://vxtwitter.com/ulalaunch/status/1744237512749351317?s=20
No cool logo anymore 
red zephyr
RAHHHHHH SOMEONE REVERTED MY EDIT TO THE UPDATED PERFORMANCE NUMBERS FOR SOME REASON
thick tulip
https://vxtwitter.com/ulalaunch/status/1744237512749351317?s=20
nooo she’s all iced over
thick tulip
My schools ip is banned because students were vandalized our schools wiki page
i think every school’s IP is banned
do yall think vulcan will fly today
wicked adder
I hate it when I go on Wikipedia, potentially find a really good source, and then it’s not available anymore. Like, that’s what the way back machine is for. If your gonna cite a source, please do it through the way back machine
obtuse osprey
do yall think vulcan will fly today
I'd give it probably a 70% chance
wicked adder
do yall think vulcan will fly today
I’m hopeful, like 85%
obtuse osprey
ULA doesn't usually putz around
wicked adder
ULA doesn't usually putz around
SILENTBARKER got off the ground first go, that surprised me
oak matrix
do yall think vulcan will fly today
im banking that it does casue if not ill have to stay up until 2am on school nights lmao
i atleast still have today monday off
thick tulip
i do not!
wicked adder
i atleast still have today monday off
LUCKY
obtuse osprey
Thankfully I don't have my 7am class tommorow
wicked adder
I’m sacrificing my eep tonight
oak matrix
i’ve stayed up talking to max later so
oh dub you have training in staying up late lmao
its been a while since ive strayed up super late on school nights
thick tulip
oh dub you have training in staying up late lmao
during my freshman year i was going to sleep at 7am
school started at 8:45
so yeah you could say so
oak matrix
😭
topaz oxide
I’m hopeful, like 85%
Last we heard, weather alone was 85%
obtuse osprey
during my freshman year i was going to sleep at 7am
Jesus, how did you survive?
oak matrix
ULA LIVE-ish
topaz oxide
Technical scrubs would lower that chance even lower
wicked adder
Last we heard, weather alone was 85% <:kekw:753037648293265520>
Why do you think I said it has an 85% chance of going? 
thick tulip
Jesus, how did you survive?
yeah so basically i slept during most of my classes
obtuse osprey
Technical scrubs would lower that chance even lower
that's why I said around 70%
thick tulip
that was during covid so it was zoom school
obtuse osprey
that was during covid so it was zoom school
oh, yeah I did that aswell
oak matrix
that was during covid so it was zoom school
yeah same
hasty hemlock
They got mad at me and then blocked my IP from being used to edit Wikipedia
Make an account might be better
Disclaimer: I did lots of Spaceflight related tables on Wiki many years ago, including pages and pages of launches of R-7/Soyuz, heritage Thor-Delta/Atlas etc.
thick tulip
had alarms set on my phone for when the class started, joined the zoom from my phone, and clonked out
obtuse osprey
Most of my teachers didn't even have any assignments after the first 2 weeks of the lockdown
oak matrix
id skip out on classwork and zoom meetings to watch starship lmao
quartz wharf
Make an account might be better
Disclaimer: I did lots of Spaceflight related ta...
Ironically those are the ones I've found to be the better parts of spaceflight wikipedia lol
thick tulip
the class before the final i woke up to my english teacher calling my name multiple times asking if i was there 💀💀💀
wicked adder
Ironically those are the ones I've found to be the better parts of spaceflight w...
Same here
obtuse osprey
id skip out on classwork and zoom meetings to watch starship lmao
I had to watch IFT1 in the middle of my calc class
oak matrix
Most of my teachers didn't even have any assignments after the first 2 weeks of ...
same, for us it was dropped all of a sudden, so we didnt have anything really classwork "online" yet
hasty hemlock
Ironically those are the ones I've found to be the better parts of spaceflight w...
Yeah
You know William Graham on the NSF articles team? He used to be one of the most active editors for years
quartz wharf
Oh heck that explains it then
oak matrix
I had to watch IFT1 in the middle of my calc class
lmao i watched IFT1 by skipping out on english class in the bathroom lmao
thick tulip
id skip out on classwork and zoom meetings to watch starship lmao
SN8 was the GOAT
obtuse osprey
I managed to get the entire class to watch it
oak matrix
SN8 was the GOAT
ONG
oak matrix
I managed to get the entire class to watch it
W
obtuse osprey
I managed to have 5 chromebooks and 3 phones all on different streams
topaz oxide
Why do you think I said it has an 85% chance of going? <:TrollPolite:90187883525...
You said that in response to "do yall think vulcan will fly today"
What else could you possibly be talking about
thick tulip
I had to watch IFT1 in the middle of my calc class
i took a bathroom break during a rehearsal lmao
oak matrix
yall
thick tulip
I managed to have 5 chromebooks and 3 phones all on different streams
5 chromebooks…?
why would you possess that many
graceful glen
HERE WE GO
obtuse osprey
why would you possess that many
I confiscated everyones chromebooks at my table
obtuse osprey
oak matrix
United Launch Alliance hereby grants news agencies permission to use the following content, without alteration, for editorial purposes only. This material is not intended for resale.
obtuse osprey
NASA stream is the exact same i think
thick tulip
I confiscated everyones chromebooks at my table
💀💀💀
thick tulip
NASA stream is the exact same i think
NASA is streaming?
obtuse osprey
they're hosting it
thick tulip
how long is the window
thick tulip
they're hosting it
oh wild
zinc dragon
robot
obtuse osprey
just a few second behind the ULA one
runic kestrel
Mmmm mic fucked up
wicked adder
how long is the window
I love how they answered the question right after you asked it 🤣
oak matrix
oh no robots attack
zinc dragon
what great mic quality
thick tulip
i remember when they were just starting the conversion
thick tulip
I love how they answered the question right after you asked it 🤣
i’m not watching what’d they say
wicked adder
i’m not watching what’d they say
45 mins
oak matrix
how was it so long ago
ikr, its been like what more than 3 years
zinc dragon
how long is the window
smh if you were a real nextspaceflight app user you would look at the app to know
oak matrix
sn10 launched, landed, and felew 2 days before my b-day lmao, it was a great b-day gift
oak matrix
its bonkers
indeed
hasty hemlock
Wait the DHL sticker
oak matrix
where has the tiempo gone
oak matrix
Wait the DHL sticker <:kekw:753037648293265520>
LMFAOOOO
thick tulip
smh if you were a real nextspaceflight app user you would look at the app to kno...
im getting lectured on the all that’s wild
thick tulip
sn10 launched, landed, and felew 2 days before my b-day lmao, it was a great b-d...
SN15 was around mine
hasty hemlock
Also wow, I still remember Astrobotic as a forerunning GLXP team
Man that was 10+ years ago
oak matrix
hoppy giving us b-day gifts
runic kestrel
So when is Tory Bruno gonna come on the stream and Peregrine Mission One al over the floor
wicked adder
It’s looking cloudy out, I hope I’ll still be able to see it from where I live
short dirge
I’m so hyped for the soda can deployment
oak matrix
https://tenor.com/view/breakdancing-swing-legs-dance-moves-cop-police-gif-138256...
Tory when vulcan suceeds
bro is gonna start break dancing in the control room lmao
short dirge
Among
sleek stratus
life could be dream
runic kestrel
GERASIMOV! SHOIGU! WHEERE IS M Y LUNAR LANDER FUNNY!
oak matrix
will we get a tory version of that one elon video from fh launch
lol that would be sweet
runic kestrel
Jesus fucking Christ how many buzzwords can you fit in one promo video
red zephyr
RAHHHHHH SOMEONE REVERTED MY EDIT TO THE UPDATED PERFORMANCE NUMBERS FOR SOME RE...
much better
indigo jungle
has it exploded yet?
oak matrix
has it exploded yet?
not yet
indigo jungle
awww 
runic kestrel
runic kestrel
Vul can
obtuse osprey
Vul can what x can't
oak matrix
dude causally dropping hard subtle insults at his own agency lmao
runic kestrel
Genesis does what Nintendon't
oak matrix
"we dont have the level of control and direction that we used to" damn
wicked adder
"we dont have the level of control and direction that we used to" damn
Definitely a subtle burn
red zephyr
"we dont have the level of control and direction that we used to" damn
certified "NASA used to have guts" moment
how the fuck is this thing working
I don't get it
sleek stratus
@solemn fog if you are reading this i am already dead
wicked adder
No issues at this time
red zephyr
if this thing actually lifts off today I will uhhhhhhh idk honestly
wicked adder
if this thing actually lifts off today I will uhhhhhhh idk honestly
Celebrate, you will celebrate
oak matrix
if this thing actually lifts off today I will uhhhhhhh idk honestly
you will eat a hat
sleek stratus
bump
runic kestrel
You can make 100% sure that Vulcan will succeed today but this dog will be sad. Do you press the button.
topaz oxide
I think if there's a rocket failure it'll most likely be with the first stage
topaz oxide
Second stage has a lot of heritage
zinc dragon
i love those goofy dogs
sleek stratus
I think if there's a rocket failure it'll most likely be with the first stage
yeah absolutely
red zephyr
Second stage has a lot of heritage
"lots of heritage"
indigo jungle
prayer circle for BE4 failure
topaz oxide
"lots of heritage"
red zephyr
"small businesses like astrobotic"
runic kestrel
"Small business like Astrobotic"
sleek stratus
🥴
wicked adder
"lots of heritage"
Slight underperformance
thick tulip
I think if there's a rocket failure it'll most likely be with the first stage
which would make it more spectacular
topaz oxide
Yep
oak matrix
this ula stream is the most wildest one ive ever seen lmao
sleek stratus
if vulcan fails here ula is just
runic kestrel
Get the fuck out of here
sleek stratus
kinda cooked
thick tulip
"lots of heritage"
the impulse was very specific
sleek stratus
right
wicked adder
If it fails it will definitely be BE-4 related, just saying
runic kestrel
We've had you curse enough upper stages
indigo jungle
Inb4 blows up the pad
thick tulip
Get the fuck out of here
if it’s going to fail it should fail in a funny way
thick tulip
SAY THE LINE MADDIE
do second stages ever fail
obtuse osprey
do second stages ever fail
only on new rockets
sleek stratus
thick tulip
https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-gif-19916469
LMAO I WAS GOING FOR IT
wicked adder
which would make it more spectacular
As sad as it would make me to see it fail, I’ve lived on the space coast for 4 years and have never seen an explosion ( I didn’t get to watch dragon IFA)
zinc dragon
As sad as it would make me to see it fail, I’ve lived on the space coast for 4 y...
dragon ifa was awesome
zinc dragon
hope u get to see big explosion eventually, hopefully on purpose
wicked adder
Wow, they’re still maintaining that VIPER will launch this year
thick tulip
hoping for no fails
topaz oxide
Inb4 blows up the pad
first prelaunch failure since 2019
wicked adder
dragon ifa was awesome
I was so mad I didn’t get to see it in person
thick tulip
only on new rockets
actually no, second stages are 100% reliable i swear
red zephyr
Wow, they’re still maintaining that VIPER will launch this year
In fairness this package has probably been made for like a year
wicked adder
In fairness this package has probably been made for like a year
What package, the rover?
red zephyr
What package, the rover?
as in video package
zinc dragon
hi again sls
wicked adder
as in video package
They said it when it was live
sleek stratus
you can tell bc the subtitles are leading the video
red zephyr
the spache launch system
thick tulip
as in video package
fellow grade school broadcast kid
sleek stratus
or maybe im just behind
red zephyr
fellow grade school broadcast kid
yes ma'am 🤝
short dirge
i want ULA to succeed
I want most launchers to succeed, makes thing more fun that way
primal sierra
THANK GOD
topaz oxide
Atlas VI
primal sierra
I am back for her first flight
thick tulip
HI SLUG
wicked adder
What fuel does Peregrine use?
oak matrix
What fuel does Peregrine use?
human blood
obtuse osprey
What fuel does Peregrine use?
Mono-Methyl Hydrazine (MMH) fuel and dinitrogen tetroxide/nitrogen dioxide, 25%
oak matrix
idk why i said that
obtuse osprey
per NASA
primal sierra
cannot wait to see them BE7s slam it to orbit
what the fuckington was it really that bad
sleek stratus
thick tulip
can’t wait until vulcan flies from my fav launch site (i got my ca film devved slug)
wicked adder
Mono-Methyl Hydrazine (MMH) fuel and dinitrogen tetroxide/nitrogen dioxide, 25%
Mmm yummy 😋
primal sierra
can’t wait until vulcan flies from my fav launch site (i got my ca film devved s...
Send
oak matrix
Mmm yummy 😋
indeed, 10/10 taste, a lil sweet
sleek stratus
also hello slug i am new(er) nice to meet you
wicked adder
I wasn’t sure if the fuel was cryogenic
oak matrix
why does this dude sound like pete davidson
obtuse osprey
I wasn’t sure if the fuel was cryogenic
they usually aren't unless they absolutely need the power
zinc dragon
oh hell yeah this slaps
runic kestrel
why does this dude sound like pete davidson
He ate too many Taco Bell clearly
red zephyr
Mono-Methyl Hydrazine (MMH) fuel and dinitrogen tetroxide/nitrogen dioxide, 25%
throwback to me wondering what prop Spectre used for like an entire year before realizing it's literally written on the tanks in the one image we have of it
wicked adder
they usually aren't unless they absolutely need the power
I know there are a few more upcoming moon landers using cryogenics and couldn’t remember if peregrine was one of them
thick tulip
sleek stratus
these look amazing
thick tulip
🙏🙏
wicked adder
That was a somewhat awkward transition on the stream
hasty hemlock
wicked adder
I hope we get to see Tory
sleek stratus
what am i doing i have school tomorrow
aiya good night
i will see you in the morning
runic kestrel
Gn
oak matrix
gv
red zephyr
what am i doing i have school tomorrow
fuck school, we have had an anomaly now
obtuse osprey
https://fxtwitter.com/cucscspr/status/1744250245603893320
<a:KikuriLaugh:1081276...
there are so many of those damn fake streams, you think youtube would just ban spacex from being a display name
primal sierra
School is a myth
sleek stratus
ill let my coworker at apl take my place
primal sierra
not real
thick tulip
School is a myth
when does [redacted] start
hasty hemlock
CEO
Nelson will take that title as an insult
red zephyr
school is a myth made up by big school to sell more pencils
wicked adder
Nelson has been a great administrator though
obtuse osprey
school is a myth made up by big school to sell more pencils
So that's where those damn things went
thick tulip
school is a myth made up by big school to sell more pencils
nah now it’s chromebooks
get with the times old woman
red zephyr
Nelson has been a great administrator though
has he though
wicked adder
has he though
Ye
runic kestrel
This is completely fucking unrelated to anything but God I wish I had a boyfriend to cuddle and drink hot choccy with
red zephyr
nah now it’s chromebooks
OH FFS DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE PIECES OF MANUFACTURED EWASTE
primal sierra
when does [redacted] start
Girl, I don’t even know what my schedule looks like
And I registered for classes in November
wicked adder
THATS NOT TORY, THOSE ARE OTHER ULA PEOPLE
zinc dragon
This is completely fucking unrelated to anything but God I wish I had a boyfrien...
all boys want is boyfriend to watch vulcan launch with
obtuse osprey
This is completely fucking unrelated to anything but God I wish I had a boyfrien...
same bro
thick tulip
This is completely fucking unrelated to anything but God I wish I had a boyfrien...
it’s #worthit
max came out of relative nowhere for me so
thick tulip
OH FFS DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE PIECES OF MANUFACTURED EWASTE
lmao
topaz oxide
Girl, I don’t even know what my schedule looks like
I have a three hour class from 6pm to 9pm this coming semester 🥴
thick tulip
Girl, I don’t even know what my schedule looks like
that’s b o n k e r s
red zephyr
I wouldn't complain about having a friend to watch Vulcan with
obtuse osprey
This is completely fucking unrelated to anything but God I wish I had a boyfrien...
speaking of hot chocolate let me go make some
red zephyr
wait I should make popcorn shouldn't I
wicked adder
I wouldn't complain about having a friend to watch Vulcan with <:Bedge:104629980...
I wish I had irl friends who were also space nerds
thick tulip
looking forward to watching launches in bed with him 🙏🙏
wicked adder
wait I should make popcorn shouldn't I
I would but I’d wake my entire family 😭
primal sierra
I have a three hour class from 6pm to 9pm this coming semester 🥴
I have “class” on a Friday but I ain’t going to show up to that ever
thick tulip
I wish I had irl friends who were also space nerds
i went to go see endeavour and a few other capsules with him and it was awesome how we could just nerd out
zinc dragon
I wish I had irl friends who were also space nerds
i have one but he thinks im stupid, he tried to explain what the x-37b was to me. i interned with boeing this summer
topaz oxide
runic kestrel
real
https://fxtwitter.com/joebarnard/status/1744251063149207874
This is a Jerma joke from like 6 months ago lmao
wicked adder
real
https://fxtwitter.com/joebarnard/status/1744251063149207874
Joey B coming in hot with another amazing take
zinc dragon
TORY
red zephyr
bory truno
zinc dragon
HES HERE
graceful glen
TORYTORYTORYTORYTRURIRUFIBFK9CJDKGJI
runic kestrel
Bory
oak matrix
TORYYYYYYYYYYYY OMG
wicked adder
HE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH A MUSTACHE
primal sierra
💀💀💀
Just looked at my schedule, I’ll show up to 2/6 classes this semester, the rest ain’t worth it lol
thick tulip
victoria bruno
thick tulip
Just looked at my schedule, I’ll show up to 2/6 classes this semester, the rest ...
lmao what
and you’ll still pass?
primal sierra
and you’ll still pass?
Probably?
zinc dragon
tori for short
thick tulip
tori for short
crazy
red zephyr
"not making the mistakes of the past"
still builds an expendable medium-heavy lifter with few main engines and solids
zinc dragon
she's named after tory bruno
wicked adder
Hi
red zephyr
Hi ranibo
vast loom
Are we going
wicked adder
Just woke up
Good morning (or good night idk)
vast loom
Because I think we are going
primal sierra
WE ARE GOING
zinc dragon
WE ARE GOING!!
obtuse osprey
hot choccy secured
red zephyr
"our first one is about to launch and our second one will launch in 2024" lmao yeah package definitely made weeks if not months ago
thick tulip
tori bruno
runic kestrel
I'm literally so fucking sleepy that it's taking every ounce of my willpower to notcjust fucking talk about how much I like men in the Vulcan chat while people are trying to watch the launch
wicked adder
W E A R E G O I N G
grim sleet
GOOD MORNING NEXT SPACEFLIGHT
wicked adder
tori bruno
I hate it and I love it
wicked adder
GOOD MORNING NEXT SPACEFLIGHT
G O O D M O R N I N G
primal sierra
She’s gorgeous
vast loom
Liquid methane secured (Raspberry iced tea)
thick tulip
I'm literally so fucking sleepy that it's taking every ounce of my willpower to ...
you are so incredibly real for this
grim sleet
G O O D M O R N I N G
VULCAN TIME YAY
runic kestrel
GOOD MORNING NEXT SPACEFLIGHT
Yhe funny rocketcis today
thick tulip
i need to pee but what if it does something funny while i’m gone
wicked adder
Guys, I think it’s actually gonna fly today
vast loom
Yhe funny rocketcis today
Rocket cis
grim sleet
Yhe funny rocketcis today
Yeah !!!
vast loom
As opposed to trans rocket
thick tulip
does vulcan to GNG
red zephyr
PHYSICAL GNG SOON??
thick tulip
do
wicked adder
That don’t sound good
red zephyr
AAAA
primal sierra
GIRL OH MY GOD
runic kestrel
What happen
thick tulip
if we get an auditory gng i will shit myself
grim sleet
Time to get Mt chocolate milk
wicked adder
They said “move hydraulics to standby”
runic kestrel
Og the go no go
primal sierra
if we get an auditory gng i will shit myself
Me too except I will barf and not shit
thick tulip
good to know
red zephyr
They said “move hydraulics to standby”
that's fine
oh ffs not now, my connection is shit
primal sierra
Call me solid the way I boost
wicked adder
that's fine
It’s normal?
runic kestrel
Time to get Mt chocolate milk
Shrotline O was taalaking absout hiw I ne s d a bssooyfiend for choccy milk like ten minutes ago youre socreal
grim sleet
Shrotline O was taalaking absout hiw I ne s d a bssooyfiend for choccy milk like...
My gosh man are you drunk
runic kestrel
Im tired
wicked adder
Why is the music for this part of the stream actual fire 🔥
grim sleet
I barley understand what your saying
runic kestrel
Its 1AM
grim sleet
Fair
runic kestrel
And I did not expect to be up this late
red zephyr
Shrotline O was taalaking absout hiw I ne s d a bssooyfiend for choccy milk like...
Shortline will always be Shrotline to me from here on out
grim sleet
Did you stay up?
runic kestrel
Stay up when
velvet torrent
Hi all
runic kestrel
Hello person
wicked adder
Shortline will always be Shrotline to me from here on out
The word “shortline” kind of reminds me of ||stubby mvac which we all know is amazing||
obtuse osprey
If you want to hear the GNG the NSF stream has mission control audio
red zephyr
GNG!!!!!!
primal sierra
GNG!!!!!
grim sleet
Stay up when
Like, have you been awake this whole time or did you sleep then wake up
GNG
runic kestrel
Oh I've been awake
primal sierra
I FUCKING LOVE THE HIVEMIND
WE ATE THAT UP FRFR
grim sleet
I FUCKING LOVE THE HIVEMIND
wicked adder
WE ARE GOING
robust warren
its real
red zephyr
I'm still fucking shocked this thing is working
wicked adder
TEN MINUTES OMGOMGOMGOMG
grim sleet
I have confidence in ULA
thick tulip
how long til GNG
runic kestrel
Woah
thick tulip
TEN MINUTES OMGOMGOMGOMG
11
thick tulip
gotcha
topaz oxide
Now we're at T-10
red zephyr
Oh my god 85% PGO
What is PGO
CONNECTION NOT FUCKING NOW
WORK
SEND MESSAGES LOAD STREAM
wicked adder
Maybe idk
primal sierra
gng looks like it’s about to start
topaz oxide
2:18:38 AM
robust warren
ok gng
thick tulip
GNGGFG
robust warren
this is so cold
obtuse osprey
GNG
primal sierra
What is PGO
Probability go from what I learned
vast loom
Are y’all ok
grim sleet
Yeah
runic kestrel
Yooooo
grim sleet
!!!
vast loom
GROUND GO
red zephyr
anyone else repeat "go" after everyone says it
robust warren
graceful glen
Go
vast loom
GO GO GO GO GO
topaz oxide
grim sleet
М
graceful glen
Go
obtuse osprey
Go
topaz oxide
runic kestrel
Go go Power Rangers
graceful glen
oG
vast loom
GO
red zephyr
ALL GO
graceful glen
g
primal sierra
WE ARE GOING
wicked adder
Everything GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vast loom
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOHOGO
zinc dragon
WOOOOOOOOOOO ALL GO
graceful glen
joe
vast loom
YOU ARE CLEAR TO PROCEED OR SOMETHING
obtuse osprey
red zephyr
NO FUCKING WAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT GOES
NO FUCKING WAY
wicked adder
PERMISSION TO LAUNCH WE ARE GOING BABYYYYY
primal sierra
WE ARE SO BACK
zinc dragon
oak matrix
LETS FUCKING JOE WE ARE JOE FUCKING BACK
vast loom
We are so going
primal sierra
BE 7 ❤️🔥💝🫶🏼🫶🏼💕💝🦧🥳💕😍🇮🇩💝☝️‼️‼️🤩
vast loom
obtuse osprey
BE 7 ❤️🔥💝🫶🏼🫶🏼💕💝🦧🥳💕😍🇮🇩💝☝️‼️‼️🤩
what does indonesia have to do with thos?
graceful glen
GO VULCAN
GO CENTAUR
GO PEREGRINE-1
wicked adder
As long as we don’t get a boat in the way
runic kestrel
NO FUCKING WAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT GOES
NO FUCKING WAY
Miranda if Vulcan makes it to orbit then you owe me uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one dolar
zinc dragon
As long as we don’t get a boat in the way
please no
grim sleet
I cannot tell you how much I love ULA's broadcasts
obtuse osprey
As long as we don’t get a boat in the way
don't say it, don't say it
primal sierra
what does indonesia have to do with thos?
thick tulip
I cannot tell you how much I love ULA's broadcasts
you can tell i’m tired because i did not read this as broadcasts
lilac tide
ULA on top fr
obtuse osprey
understood, have a nice day
robust warren
COUNTING
grim sleet
you can tell i’m tired because i did not read this as broadcasts
uihh okay
robust warren
ULA on top fr
fr fr
obtuse osprey
Clock started again
primal sierra
AHHHHH
obtuse osprey
-6:30
wicked adder
I actually cannot believe it
red zephyr
Miranda if Vulcan makes it to orbit then you owe me uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one d...
I'll make it twenty
runic kestrel
The evolved lifeform
wicked adder
I’m shaking from excitement
primal sierra
TIIICBWGTSTIOL
runic kestrel
I'll make it twenty
I don't actually have a PayPal or anything and I don't want to give you my bank account info so uhhhhhh how about a $20 game on Steam
grim sleet
I am now fully awake
red zephyr
I don't actually have a PayPal or anything and I don't want to give you my bank ...
Sure, I'd have to figure out how to give a gift on steam but why not
primal sierra
How many gems we doing today
wicked adder
Ughhh it’s so cloudy I might not be able to watch from my house with my telescope
wicked adder
How many gems we doing today
2
primal sierra
Okay hot
wicked adder
T-4 minutes, I’m gonna get ready to watch with my telescope, see you all on the other side 👋
robust warren
goodbye
grim sleet
T-4 minutes, I’m gonna get ready to watch with my telescope, see you all on the ...
good luck!
elder elbow
im so ready
runic kestrel
Gl
robust warren
we are going
wicked adder
good luck!
It’s so cloudy I don’t know how it will go 🤣
runic kestrel
We are joeing
lilac tide
100% success y’all
wicked adder
Godspeed Vulcan and Ad Astra 🖖
robust warren
100% success y’all
real
red zephyr
I am genuinely in disbelief
primal sierra
ULA about to be silly rn
red zephyr
Popcorn in microwave now
primal sierra
They will be so successful as always
grim sleet
frosty vulcan
primal sierra
LOOK AT VULCAN SHES GORGEOUS
graceful glen
robust warren
Vulcan is a beautiful rocket
lilac tide
I am genuinely in disbelief
Shame
vast loom
https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059
I hope I do
grim sleet
Vulcan is quite pretty
robust warren
can't wait for the liftoff pics
red zephyr
Flarestack
primal sierra
ULA rn
wicked adder
OMG THE SKIES CLEARED ITS A MIRACLE
robust warren
it's real
oak matrix
YO IS IT ACTUALLY LAINCHING ITS JASNT BLOWN UP UET WTF
robust warren
we are going
grim sleet
OMG THE SKIES CLEARED ITS A MIRACLE
!
wicked adder
I’m gonna see it!
graceful glen
LET'S FUCKING GO BITCHES
obtuse osprey
t -1 good luck y'all
primal sierra
FTS armed
wicked adder
WE ARE GOING
grim sleet
We are indeed GOING
robust warren
1 MINUTE
obtuse osprey
NO BOATS!!!!
primal sierra
Oh my god
grim sleet
Alright gonna shutup and watch
primal sierra
She’s actually going
thick tulip
we rolling
grim sleet
See you on the otherside friends!
robust warren
indigo jungle
Will BE4s after about 4 years of delays work
graceful glen
primal sierra
I have to stand up
obtuse osprey
oak matrix
Watch, spaceX sniper gonna get revenge for AMOS-6 sniping
red zephyr
JUST IN TIME
primal sierra
Can’t do this sitting down
obtuse osprey
Go Vulcan!!
robust warren
thick tulip
if this has a fallback that’s gonna suck balls
indigo jungle
Can’t do this sitting down
In the bus just reading chat
thick tulip
CFT never happening
graceful glen
GO VULCAN
robust warren
ROFIS
wary agate
Lets Go
wicked adder
SHE LIFTED OFF
red zephyr
NO WAY
robust warren
LEYS GOOO
thick tulip
TILT
red zephyr
NO FUCKING WAY
thick tulip
BRIGHT
indigo jungle
CFT never happening
Isn't happening anyway
red zephyr
LMFAO
thick tulip
YEEEEEEEEEEHAW
runic kestrel
WOOOOOOO
red zephyr
THE PITCH
short dirge
It happens
lilac tide
SHES GOINGGG
short dirge
HOLY SHIT
grim sleet
LETS GO
robust warren
SHE IS GOING
obtuse osprey
lilac tide
SHES FUCKING GOING
robust warren
this reminds me of Artemis 1
thick tulip
OH THATS HOT
robust warren
big bright launch at night
thick tulip
MINI SLS
obtuse osprey
Sad there's no methane blue flame
runic kestrel
Epicsauce
thick tulip
4 GOOD PROP UNITS
lilac tide
Miranda boutta pay 20 bucks
thick tulip
M1
robust warren
MAX Q
thick tulip
MAX Q
grim sleet
FLY BABY FLY
robust warren
CUTOFF
thick tulip
SRB OFF
grim sleet
SRB CUTOFF
robust warren
bloooooo
obtuse osprey
srbs jettisoned and methalox blue
topaz oxide
Gonna be some sick liftoff pics with the SRBs next to the methane plumes
thick tulip
STBS OFF
robust warren
SEP
thick tulip
I LOVE TOU TORY
robust warren
LETS GO
graceful glen
YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
red zephyr
I'm just without words
runic kestrel
Pretty bloo
red zephyr
how the fuck.
thick tulip
I WISH WE HSD LIVE TELEM
indigo jungle
Now's the moment of truth
Will BE4s do the job properly
robust warren
I love this rocket
red zephyr
This thing shouldn't be working
lilac tide
ULA doubters on suicide watch
primal sierra
Oh my god the plume
topaz oxide
This is very impressive
thick tulip
new glenn is going to be fucking BONKERS