You've seen spear/blowgun, but HAVE you CONSIDERED BIG ROCK?

[gilded grove]

Step into the woven shoes of our most primitive ancestors, patiently waiting atop a cliff face determined to bring back a moose for your ice age family. Lob a fat rock at the nearest endangered megafauna, absolutely obliterating any potential for a trophy, and also every other part of the animal, and return to your roots. Those cap-lock-main try hards will never recover. This is hunting the way God intended it.

Three calibers, river pebble (with sling), rock (with slingshot) and boulder (boulder).

[silk wave]

So real

[worthy mantle]

OK Wiley Coyote 🤣

[rugged fern]

If you kill something with the boulder you either shouldn’t be able to taxi it or it should be stupid expensive.

[gilded grove]

You can taxi it but it looks like this

[rugged fern]

Would’ve been funny if it didn’t look like absolute garbage.

[gilded grove]

You go ahead and find a moose in the family guy death pose

[tall lava]

AI was cooking here

[gilded grove]

AI doesn't know how shoulders work but will apparently replace me

[rugged fern]

Nah I’d just use a tom and Jerry or wile coyote screenshot, also it’s not even clear that that was what the ai was trying to accomplish in the first place. The family guy death pose did not even cross my mind looking at that.