#Team Fortress 2 Megathread - winter is the most chill time of year

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potent wolf
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thank you talon 🫡

limpid panther
limpid panther
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yo I just got degrootkeep in matchmaking, lets fucking go

paper sluice
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What is this

kind falcon
paper sluice
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No

spare obsidian
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the update is the friends made along the wya

limpid panther
kind falcon
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deceit

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where you act in a deceitful manner

limpid panther
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yes

kind falcon
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that game sucks

limpid panther
summer steeple
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motha fucken LAMP prop

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bit more shapely lampshade now

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before it was completely symmetrical

lean cove
hoary geyser
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#staff-furry-rp my beloved

spare obsidian
next nymph
summer steeple
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boo

next nymph
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i'll be here all week folks

limpid panther
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not flat textures or huds or whatever else

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because it's your most valuable contribution to this server

spare obsidian
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i wonder why valve never decided to add proper particle explosion to env_explosions?

left sand
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because thats not the point of an env_explosion

spare obsidian
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like

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i've done this like out of boredom

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but i really never understand why

jagged pawn
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update in 15 minutes

limpid panther
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GUYS

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he released pt.4 !

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no way

left sand
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fake

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this is his latest video

limpid panther
# left sand fake

how were you that quick? I thought I had done a good job with inspect element :(

next nymph
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jerma would never do this

left sand
limpid panther
left sand
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also it doesnt make sense

spare obsidian
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you wish

slender nexus
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Love today's update

left sand
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its very close

spare obsidian
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what if the update was... a mandela effect?

summer steeple
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UV map from hell

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(will fix later)

spare obsidian
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😭

summer steeple
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i hate to tell you this

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but thats not automatic

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thats with seams

spare obsidian
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no.....

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please...

summer steeple
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i just needed something so that i could get it into the game just to see how it looks rn

spare obsidian
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fair engouh

summer steeple
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in HLMV

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not absolutely terrible for a first pass with only solid colors

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hm, seems a bit big imo

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also negative shoutout to how hammer handles animated props, i can't get this medic to stick in 1 frame of his sitting taunt so he's constantly animating and does stuff like this

grim parcel
paper sluice
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edging the update

slender nexus
left sand
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or tuesday

grim parcel
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i’m adding a reminder on my phone for this

spare obsidian
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hello chat

kind falcon
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wrong

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hello cat

spare obsidian
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hello feline

kind falcon
spare obsidian
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true

slender nexus
formal dew
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what if the update was delated bc they want to compensate all the bug fix submissions and they're having a hard time with the paperwork for such a large and diverse group

orchid sorrel
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i eated it because i was hungry

cursive peak
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We've had summer updates as late as August before.

formal dew
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I'd like to play before the old college grind

kind falcon
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young work

spare obsidian
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what would happen if valve never bought TF Software?

orchid sorrel
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i would have to get involved

cursive peak
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Might have still had TFC.

spare obsidian
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like, instead of Goldsrc it moves to another engine like Quake 3

kind falcon
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wow. much difference

formal dew
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bought by ea in 2000

spare obsidian
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god no

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💀

cursive peak
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I mean, HL1 had huge modding support, too. It wouldn't necessarily happen on Q3.

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Those were the days. Spend forever getting your mod downloaded, install it, launch HL1, go to the mod menu, and load it.

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Spies feigning in doorways will no longer drop all clients on server.

spare obsidian
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what, that was even possible? lol

formal dew
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I'm really glad that patch notes that old have been preserved

cursive peak
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All sorts of weird bugs have been possible in games over the years.

kind falcon
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summer update will finally introduce dispenser disguise

cursive peak
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Fixed spy being able to move up ladders while feigned.

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Fixed TFC bug where sentry gun could become detached from the base and still work.

kind falcon
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i think thats legal

cursive peak
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Fixed bug where players could duck while traveling up ladders and not lose any speed (but the sound volume was reduced).

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That's such an utterly bizarre combination.

spare obsidian
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i've decided to play the other "TF" after Quake TF to see their spin or take into classic maps

cursive peak
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TFC?

spare obsidian
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TFC/Quake 3 TF/Unreal Fortress/Fortress Forever/Quake 4 TF ect

heavy solarBOT
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@spare obsidian has leveled up! (56 ➜ 57)

cursive peak
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There's some QWTF patch notes.

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Scouts no longer hold Hand Grenades. Instead they use Flares, which are new to 1.3.

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Added the Pyro class

spare obsidian
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i wonder why the flares where not carry over to TFC

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both TFC and DMC have like a lot of their stuffs ported but not officially used

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example: the power ups for DMC

cursive peak
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The Sniper Rifle now has a new zoom mechanic. The longer the player holds the button down, the more damage they will cause. This comes with a custom model for a crosshair. This can be disabled with "autozoom".

radiant merlin
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i finally figured it out

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it looks normal now

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it was this stupid line. for some reason someone at valve changed it to a macrolist with hardcoded params

spare obsidian
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that's very weird ngl

glass musk
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this update will for sure be big

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if it still hasn't released

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the giga update

orchid sorrel
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@left sand wanna play some mann up with a buddy and i tonight at around 8:30 est? Likely mecha or gear grinder

left sand
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sure!

kind falcon
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nyone tf2

slender nexus
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nya on tf2

spare obsidian
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cat tf2

potent wolf
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team fortress 2 sucks

kind falcon
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did you know there are water caustics in team fortress

slender nexus
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developer of the famed replayhook

kind falcon
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i didnt know that

kind falcon
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ban

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@spare obsidian

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did you know there are water caustics in this game

spare obsidian
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ban ban

potent wolf
kind falcon
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hello?? answer my question??

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unfollow post

potent wolf
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I did not, my water is a solid color trollfig

kind falcon
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on low water

potent wolf
kind falcon
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come tf2 i show

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maybe later

potent wolf
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what

spare obsidian
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what

orchid sorrel
# left sand sure!

Epic, just an fyi i need to use an alt because im still getting shop locked by bots

kind falcon
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unlucky

kind falcon
orchid sorrel
kind falcon
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@potent wolf erm

potent wolf
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I hope tf2 gets shut down trollfig

spare obsidian
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tf2 would reborn has a EA exclusive game

spare obsidian
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wdym um

orchid sorrel
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Erm,,,,

kind falcon
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skial is secretly a trillion dollar company

spare obsidian
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😱

wild grove
potent wolf
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when is threesday

spare obsidian
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true

kind falcon
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no, monday

spare obsidian
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i love Mondays

orchid sorrel
potent wolf
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don't know the consequences but so far made no disturbances to me

limpid panther
spare obsidian
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they're a famous MvM Mission maker

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also seems like these type of boots have been popping in on boot camp

lean cove
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and cause they reported the issue probably

limpid panther
limpid panther
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I wanna pocket medic someone

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to stomp on matchmaking

lean cove
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i can in 15 mins, anyone else?

kind falcon
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sure my only friend alive

limpid panther
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im gonna take the opportunity to reboot

limpid panther
limpid panther
limpid panther
kind falcon
orchid sorrel
slender nexus
jagged pawn
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update in 36 minutes!

spare obsidian
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Update in 2 seconds

radiant merlin
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the solution to micspam bots

limpid panther
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July 9th, 4 PM PST is gonna be awesome

next nymph
wild grove
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when it got posted

paper sluice
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that post killed my grandma

next nymph
# next nymph of what year

July 9th, 4PM PST of the year 491 was when Odoacer made a night assault with his Heruli guardsmen, engaging Theoderic the Great in Ad Pinetam. Both sides suffered heavy losses, but in the end Theodoric forced Odoacer back into Ravenna.

wild grove
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that moment when you saw the video, checked the tf2 site, just to see the feb 9th post still lol

jagged pawn
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not sure how people are falling for journey to the east of all things, that shit got wiped clean off the internet

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I don't even remember the controversy bc it was a while ago but the only evidence left of its existence is the medal

orchid sorrel
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@left sand we all got poop loot

wild grove
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spill the tea pls

summer steeple
orchid sorrel
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afpotato_think true,,,

orchid sorrel
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@left sand @formal dew i think next time we play ill just vc here

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Too much noise in the ko vc, it made it hard to pay attention

small sirenBOT
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*Too much noise in the

ko vc, it made it hard

to pay attention*

formal dew
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Works with me

kind falcon
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idk when they fixed that

left sand
kind falcon
potent wolf
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water

kind falcon
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oh.

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@potent wolf come tf2

potent wolf
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maybe in a bit

left sand
potent wolf
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um

next nymph
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swamp ass gross swamp water

potent wolf
potent wolf
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hey wait a second that's my ip

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@left sand stop stealing my ip :(

kind falcon
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you agreed to that

next nymph
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my ip is 127.0.0.1 dont ddos me

left sand
kind falcon
high current
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That’s some cow farm runoff water

tacit flare
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Raytracing TF2?

high current
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Why are we tracing ray? Leave them alone

left sand
kind falcon
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im so bidone

tacit flare
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Ah yes, TF2 comp settings

kind falcon
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erm. thats not comp settings

high current
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Comp settings is black water

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That’s like lakeside week water

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Or you just keep black water on and then just walk away if someone goes in the water

kind falcon
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you wont use black water after the giga update

next nymph
kind falcon
high current
kind falcon
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what the hell.

high current
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Did I stutter?

tacit flare
high current
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Well I haven’t played in 2 months cuz I’m on contract as a backpacking guide. So…

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Also my relationship with tf2 is a toxic one. Those .res files always try gaslighting you

crisp cedar
tacit flare
crisp cedar
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im the only non-tf2 player in a tf2 server

small sirenBOT
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*Actual evidence

of touching grass. I wish I

was that capable.*

tacit flare
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Thank you HaikuBot.

hoary geyser
left sand
kind falcon
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the second fort

left sand
tacit flare
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Is this code?

formal dew
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can't tell if it's csm

left sand
tacit flare
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Or is it spot the difference?

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Obligitory listening for these 2fort screenshots.

radiant merlin
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custom vrad

potent wolf
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oh yeah I still haven't finished the v{bsp,vis,rad} ports...

kind falcon
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@potent wolf

potent wolf
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yes?

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@kind falcon

kind falcon
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tf2

potent wolf
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tf2

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launching it

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um, you're = right...

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oh well we'll see trollfig

kind falcon
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DEAD replaycoding : GET FUCKED

potent wolf
spare obsidian
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hello chat

potent wolf
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@kind falcon next_map_vote

kind falcon
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next chart vote

potent wolf
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😭

radiant merlin
kind falcon
radiant merlin
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hey

kind falcon
radiant merlin
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there's a hell of a lot of cosmetics you know

kind falcon
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@limpid panther

limpid panther
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sup

kind falcon
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how do you stalemate last on degroot.

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need that information

potent wolf
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lol

limpid panther
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  • there are 2 windows, stand on the corner closest to spawn door and look towards the other window
  • jump and land on the bottom right corner of the window that is furter from where you were standing
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  • Then crouch triple jump with the atomizer from that corner to the slope surface that composes the arch of the same window
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  • you will be surfing a thin slope protruding from the wall, you will have to keep moving fowards to stay at the top of the slope
kind falcon
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got it

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ty

spare obsidian
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is me or there's like a lot of map exploits than game exploits in general in TF2? lol

limpid panther
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throughout the process you will be hugging the back wall of the control point, never moving fowards

potent wolf
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@limpid panther glub

kind falcon
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i like to surf on snowycoast last.

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@potent wolf 🫡

cursive peak
spare obsidian
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why do you think i hate delpy, he's the peak of "DO NOT MAKE EXPLOITS PUBLIC UNLESS THEY'RE PATCHED"

kind falcon
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whos delpy

summer steeple
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they're delpy

next nymph
#

Julie Delpy (French: [ʒyli dɛlpi]; born 21 December 1969) is a French-American actress, film director, screenwriter, and singer-songwriter. She studied filmmaking at NYU's Tisch School of the Arts and has directed, written, and acted in more than 30 films, including Europa Europa (1990), Voyager (1991), Three Colors: White (1993), the Before trilogy (1995, 2004, 2013), An American Werewolf in Paris (1997), and 2 Days in Paris (2007).

She has been nominated for three César Awards, two Online Film Critics Society Awards, and two Academy Awards. She moved to the United States in 1990 and became a US citizen in 2001.[1]

spare obsidian
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brah

summer steeple
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huge tf2 fan

left sand
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anyone EXCITED for tomorrow

kind falcon
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6 pm

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tomoro

potent wolf
kind falcon
# potent wolf toronto

tokyo" Khertek (born April 30, 1997) is a Russian player who is currently playing for BetBoom Team.

slender nexus
wild grove
limpid panther
spare obsidian
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spy cloning

tacit flare
kind falcon
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major ones

radiant merlin
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@orchid sorrel accept steam comsy

orchid sorrel
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accepted

kind falcon
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pikmin

orchid sorrel
summer steeple
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jesser, we need to pick

kind falcon
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pickled man

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frown emjoi

kind falcon
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me

next nymph
kind falcon
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this video is so real

next nymph
radiant merlin
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valve plz port gpu culling from sorse 2

summer steeple
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bruh that took 10 minutes without visclusters on a PC in 2021?

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that dude needs to use func_detail

radiant merlin
summer steeple
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honestly i despise viscluster

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like yeah its great for that outer area

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but then the house in that vid seeing out into the outer area

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now like everywhere in the house can see everything outside

limpid panther
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current mastercomfig mood

grim parcel
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real

formal dew
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moist and delicious

left sand
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dont run! its just ham!

potent wolf
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i love eating sand

zealous pond
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RIP

left sand
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30 minutes misspogging

formal dew
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Wouldn't it be 2 and a half hours bc of pacific time

small sirenBOT
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*Wouldn't it be 2

and a half hours bc

of pacific time*

left sand
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10am pacific

formal dew
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Oh

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Thought you meant noon

left sand
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theyve got it ready theyre wiring up the button

lean cove
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mcoms troll pt 4

tacit flare
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Wiring up the button needs to take ValveTime™️ so two years?

left sand
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I'm about to erupt with excitement from the update

left sand
tacit flare
jagged pawn
left sand
jagged pawn
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it's like if banana bay only had one payload (I like banana bay but trust me this is derogatory)

left sand
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erm

left sand
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new hat

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coming TODAY

jagged pawn
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finally

tacit flare
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The hatless update

orchid sorrel
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im about to hit that nae nae

left sand
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fortnite taunts

orchid sorrel
left sand
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anyone EXCITED...

jagged pawn
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say the line

next nymph
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who wouldn't be excited for pikmin 4

zealous pond
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why

next nymph
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gonna play pikmin 4 loudly in the oppenheimer/barbie movie double feature

tacit flare
left sand
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probably tomorrow

tacit flare
grim parcel
hoary geyser
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I can't believe the section of the valve server room containing the tf2 source code burnt down...

potent wolf
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omg finally

kind falcon
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thank god all computers ever running the dev build have detonated

potent wolf
grim parcel
hoary geyser
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the hidden purpose of #staff-furry-rp

kind falcon
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sorry to ruin the giga update for you friends but

mystic turtle
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from what little I know of dota, shouldn't BLU be on Radiant side
Since they're the ones with the superior buildings

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so they should have the more vibrant side

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unless RED also has an appreciation for nature, which could be true, at least in some maps

next nymph
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RED and BLU are both mercenaries for champions of industry -- they're both evil and both are diretide

mystic turtle
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fair

radiant merlin
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i think my next project for my winter break will be mge vscript

left sand
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anyone EXCITED

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for tomorrow

kind falcon
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no

zealous pond
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No, I have to get up at 7 AM.

formal dew
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rip

lean cove
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same

formal dew
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Hopefully it doesn't drop Thursday because I'm going to attend a hearing on that day

zealous pond
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Screw the update, hearings are way more exciting.

formal dew
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Indeed

jagged pawn
formal dew
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Just smoke 25 blunts and the update will be out when you wake up

small sirenBOT
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*Just smoke 25

blunts and the update will be

out when you wake up*

left sand
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jfaskldfjasdfj

kind falcon
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yippee!

radiant merlin
kind falcon
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yes

radiant merlin
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this script can replace spec_lerpto

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and it's NICE

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hope it works for tf2

kind falcon
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i agree with your statement

radiant merlin
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with some tweaks

kind falcon
left sand
kind falcon
left sand
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spoiler malfunction

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cannot spoil so much

formal dew
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Does tf2 require sse2 instructions

left sand
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no

kind falcon
formal dew
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apparently that was added then removed in 2013

left sand
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controversial change

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for linux

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accidentally

kind falcon
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tf2 should require avx2

left sand
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and then someone RAGED on github

kind falcon
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so i cant play it

left sand
formal dew
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There's an open issue about GitHub for their other games that I wanted to close because steam says that 100% of accounts are using sse2 compatible cpus

left sand
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everyone is moving up to sse4.2

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very controversial change

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moving dota technology forward

formal dew
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I saw dota 2 was

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ye

left sand
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epic games too

formal dew
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I tried finding system requirements for steams client but couldn't see it anywhere

left sand
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1.5MB of space

formal dew
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Efficient

kind falcon
wild grove
left sand
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leaked

kind falcon
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hacks

wild grove
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crazy coding on the embed.

left sand
formal dew
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🤔

kind falcon
left sand
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sedisocks is a good workshopper.

kind falcon
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the international 2021 attendee

formal dew
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there should be a tf2 cosmetic set for Gabe's international get up with the flipflops

kind falcon
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ti13 to be held in new zealand

formal dew
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we need an international hosted in Washington DC and introduced by the president

left sand
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ti20 held at the titanic

kind falcon
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need some aghanims labyrinth in my life to grind

left sand
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oh wait

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aghanim.

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leap of faith

kind falcon
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pink wyvern

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void wyvern

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erm. aghanim is a wyvern

formal dew
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aghanim is a wizard and the villain of a link to the past

kind falcon
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hi team fortress 2 thread

small sirenBOT
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*aghanim is a

wizard and the villain of

a link to the past*

formal dew
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why is my brain subconsciously doing haikus

kind falcon
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Queen of Pain hates wyverns.

left sand
kind falcon
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anyone hyped for Scream Fortress XV Update?

kind falcon
kind falcon
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the summer update has been delayed until november 4th, 2025.

jagged pawn
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good

lean cove
kind falcon
paper sluice
kind falcon
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ermm.. ok

jagged pawn
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lmao

wild grove
jagged pawn
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what

wild grove
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basically saying this community is very very scared of anything that isn't a straight human that has their gender the same as it was when they were born and is so lightly skinned that light reflects off of them.

tacit flare
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They're going to be mad anyway.

wild grove
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true that

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Instead of being mad, they should look for the rest of my body, my body got seperated and all I am is a skeleton with just a head.

tacit flare
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Like the time when Valve added the magical mercenary and the steam forums exploded in pure mountains of salt.

wild grove
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unicorn up boys!

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according to unicorn law, you're my bloody wife now!

jagged pawn
left sand
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anyone excited for tonight?

jagged pawn
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why are you doing this

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what do you get out of it

next nymph
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if you will it, it will be so, by the law of attraction as a function of your assuredness

paper sluice
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Mcoms thinks gaslighting and manipulating naive fans is joyous wonder…..,

left sand
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i just think everyone who likes tf2 should be pretty excited for tonight

slender nexus
zealous pond
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ANYONE EXCITED? GET HYPED! GIGA GIGA GIGA!

orchid sorrel
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No?

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Thats pootiscoms

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Different person

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Stay excited now

left sand
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delete this

tacit flare
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Do I get to choose a size?

left sand
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it looks better without the random white S

tacit flare
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Might as well use the video then

left sand
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even better

tacit flare
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You can feel the raw emotion

left sand
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yess

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dont worry

tacit flare
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The combined emotion of every jaded TF2 fan, enough to cause a black hole of angst.

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I wonder if someone will send another death threat because turbine got put back in comp again.

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It can't be a proper TF2 update without a boatload of community drama.

formal dew
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Another?

glass pollen
#

Is it taking this long because Valve is implementing all of tf2-patches into the update?

kind falcon
#

why would they do that

proper tangle
#

yes, valve actually implemented all of com's fixes plus a bunch of other community fixes.

Also they added the big slappy to the game

kind falcon
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slop

kind falcon
#

worth the bait

crisp cedar
slender nexus
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inb4 they haven't even started

tacit flare
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Rememnber, this is Valve. They'll release once they feel like it, which is Summer 2026

lean cove
#

theyre actually replacing tf2 with the 2007 release build, but it's taking them a while to adapt it to the new steam distribution system

formal dew
#

steampipe and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

next nymph
left sand
#

anyone excited for today?

formal dew
#

not particularly

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elgoog is giving me a free phone instead of repairing my old phone

tacit flare
#

Every time mastercoms gaslights the community, Valve extends the release date by a week.

left sand
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i am not gakghtin

potent wolf
#

gakghtin 🤯

tacit flare
#

gak

proper tangle
tacit flare
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"Now you may find yourself.. in the middle of a TF2 update."

left sand
#

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

radiant merlin
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due to "#steamdownreason"

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default: reasons

radiant merlin
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what's this btw?

kind falcon
#

anonymous

potent wolf
slender nexus
wild grove
#

Anyone excited for tomorrow?!

left sand
#

anyone EXCITED for thursday?

lean cove
#

im excited for november 4th

slender nexus
paper sluice
#

Anyone excited for isopropyl alcohol

next nymph
potent wolf
#

I LOVE DRINKING THAT

paper sluice
#

Erm you guys are a bunch of wojak…..

kind falcon
#

hmu 🤙 if ⁉️ you 🫵 want 🙏 to drink 🍉 some 🤯

jagged pawn
#

update now

paper sluice
#

Update confirmed

kind falcon
#

scout update

slender nexus
#

Big slappy

formal dew
#

its out

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fuck me 14 maps

lean cove
potent wolf
#

UPDATE

kind falcon
#

anyone hyped?

lean cove
#

no.

jagged pawn
#

ridiculous map list holy shit

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play sulfur it's one of my favorite community maps ever

summer steeple
#

they added cashworks?

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a map from 2009?

kind falcon
#

moneyworks

summer steeple
#

that plays like a map from 2009?

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well i won't say its not a questionable decision

#

well just looking at the maps list i think most of them are great choices

small sirenBOT
#

*well just looking at

the maps list i think most of

them are great choices*

craggy ridge
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0 gameplay fixes

summer steeple
craggy ridge
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i was not expecting to get disappointed at another update

kind falcon
summer steeple
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also thats not true they added a few

craggy ridge
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the only thing i wanted

kind falcon
#

game is perfectly balanced

craggy ridge
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was gameplay fixes

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and vigil

craggy ridge
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just fixing bugs that damage gameplay

summer steeple
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they fixed the MVM upgrade panel shit and also the contracker anim glitch

craggy ridge
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that would have been fine for me

kind falcon
left sand
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contracker a pose funny glitch fixed

potent wolf
craggy ridge
kind falcon
formal dew
kind falcon
#

i only hear from you

potent wolf
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syms are still in mac bins, nice

kind falcon
potent wolf
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ficool trollfig

kind falcon
#

erm. and

left sand
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i dont think this is the giga update

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they probably cut it short

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while like

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scrambling to fix VSH bugs in casual

potent wolf
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we'll see, but yeah that's probably the case

summer steeple
#

apparently vsh is completely broken rn

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people can't even get into games

formal dew
#

should i remove the comfig vpk

summer steeple
#

why

paper sluice
kind falcon
#

dope update

craggy ridge
paper sluice
#

This is what dreams are made of

formal dew
#

in payday you always have to remove mods when the game updates

craggy ridge
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i would consider that big

summer steeple
kind falcon
left sand
formal dew
#

i just thought having comfig in this update hot off the presses might affect stability in some matter

next nymph
#

who's excited for tomorrow?

kind falcon
#

me

formal dew
#

and i have 700 hours in it

craggy ridge
left sand
formal dew
#

aight

craggy ridge
#

next update there will be "-fcked up mastercomfig" in the changelog

left sand
#

the cp_steel patch notes are pretty baller though

next nymph
#

y'all sleeping on

Updated cp_steel
- Fix Pyro door exploit on A

@cursive peak

crisp cedar
#

okay coms promised that a dota update is also imminent

small sirenBOT
#

*okay coms promised

that a dota update is

also imminent*

crisp cedar
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im waiting for the dota update

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and cs2 overpass

crisp cedar
#

valve love releasing everything in one day i know it

left sand
#

i promised a tf2 update for like 2 weeks now

formal dew
#

i should get into counter strike

crisp cedar
#

you shouldnt

formal dew
#

better than tf2

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and i aint playing dota

crisp cedar
#

apples and oranges

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and pears

left sand
#

more HUD trolling by Valve to patch Lucian

kind falcon
craggy ridge
#

i want steel to be redesigned for the map to be less of a chokepoint fest

potent wolf
kind falcon
grim parcel
#

when is mastercomfig going to be added to tf2

kind falcon
#

its the one where door kills everyone

crisp cedar
#

ok ugh i guess i have to fix my mastercomfig and boot up tf2 again

next nymph
summer steeple
#

apparently there are 0 vscript changes

crisp cedar
#

here we go

summer steeple
#

so yeah i kinda agree that this isn't the "giga" update

kind falcon
#

anyone excited for a case drop

summer steeple
#

its just the summer update

grim parcel
#

at least it's update sized

craggy ridge
#

I WONDER IF THEY ARE SAVING THE GAMEPLAY FIXES FOR CHRISTMAS 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

left sand
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i think itll be august

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or something

craggy ridge
next nymph
#

i think it will be tonight

left sand
#

like its obvious they wanted to test some other changes

kind falcon
left sand
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but then VSH had lots of issues in casual

craggy ridge
#

There's no g

kind falcon
#

there is

left sand
#

they spent 2 weeks fixing it

craggy ridge
#

It's Puddin, without the g

kind falcon
#

g

craggy ridge
#

we have gone over this already

potent wolf
#

i'm hoping that they just completely forget about the mac syms thing trollfig

hoary geyser
#

oh it looks like it's time to install TF2

potent wolf
#

😭

kind falcon
#

rotunda

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why is my camera spinning on this map

summer steeple
#

cause rotunda

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cosmetics look great, warpaints seem pretty simple (as in, not ridiculous or overdetailed)

fickle dragon
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Oh we talk TF2 here, gotcha

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Guess I'm the only one who can't join VSH huh

summer steeple
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overall the only real disappointments I have with the update are the addition of cashworks and venice, BUT i haven't played venice in a few versions

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no thats normal

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no one can

fickle dragon
#

oh

indigo flume
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what happened to the community fixes, there's no mention of most of them lol

summer steeple
#

trolled

left sand
#

its very likely that they held them due to lack of testing

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because of VSH taking up all their resources

indigo flume
#

😭

#

the most exciting thing, gone

left sand
#

they did merge in some minor ones

indigo flume
#

smh

potent wolf
#

there are no community fixes trollfig

cursive peak
left sand
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like the mvm upgrade panel fix

kind falcon
#

what is vsh

left sand
#

vs. saxton hale

summer steeple
#

vs saxton hale

indigo flume
#

I appreciate any small fixes, that's great, but lol

next nymph
formal dew
#

let me check if the mvm upgrade bug on was on the workshop

indigo flume
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all that waiting, delays, etc., for a pretty average update 😭 (expected, but oof)

next nymph
#

just wait for tuesday

craggy ridge
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does it stop it from shitting itself when you are laggy

potent wolf
left sand
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it makes it not close if someone leaves or joins the game

craggy ridge
#

ohh

left sand
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or when someone does a party invite

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bots were using it to prevent mvm streamers from playing

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i can confirm vsh crash

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server just crashes frame 1 of the map

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the match is still live so it keeps trying to reconnect you

paper sluice
#

There’s new class lines done by an impressionist

left sand
#

#VSHSWEEP

crisp cedar
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its ufnny to me how they didnt even lend them the official saxton model

grim parcel
#

fuck you dyno

kind falcon
left sand
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nor any real merc voicelines

kind falcon
#

loving this particular 2009 map

paper sluice
#

What was a Patrick Lowrie doing doing if they didn’t get him to do sniper lmfao

fleet kite
paper sluice
#

Like a bunch of the VAs did that whole like fan meetup stuff why not just get the actual ones that were still active

crisp cedar
spare obsidian
#

sometimes i think the community is still ungrateful, they would be still bitching about anything no wonder we no have anything sustancial after this

crisp cedar
#

wait

crisp cedar
paper sluice
#

Yes

#

That’s what I was saying

crisp cedar
#

i thought those were saxton lines

#

like saxton hale

#

tf

left sand
kind falcon
left sand
#

cp steel update

kind falcon
#

door frame update

hoary geyser
#

wait the made saxton hale official?

#

huh interesting

kind falcon
#

oh

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that kind of vsh

#

thats funny

spare obsidian
#

tbh this is my hot take but do you think people are entitled 16 years later to official support? fully fledged community driven updates should be encouraged without that we have nothing but that's my two cents

left sand
potent wolf
left sand
#

case

#

it still says jungle inferno on it

spare obsidian
#

jungle inferno part 2

wild grove
#

Valve made a super safe wp case.

summer steeple
#

can you blame them tho

kind falcon
#

yes

#

maynbe

hoary geyser
#

also to celebrate the update can I have my verified role back

left sand
paper sluice
#

Lighting looks diff

crisp cedar
#

posted because they dont appear on accepted submissions

kind falcon
paper sluice
#

Woah

next nymph
#

vsh nucleus is literally just nucleus
truly the ideal map for all gamemodes

paper sluice
#

Tf2 in 2013

wild grove
left sand
summer steeple
#

VSH nucleus has a workshop page btw

crisp cedar
#

i dont think that ones official

summer steeple
#

it is

#

or rather its a community map too

#

does it have toxic waste in the center?

#

thats the one

left sand
crisp cedar
left sand
left sand
#

those are all the visual changes i could see

radiant merlin
#

but the funny strategy

left sand
spare obsidian
#

welp guys the commuity is doing again, they're scaring the devs again out of valve, tf2 is dommed againt

formal dew
#

achievements button is an instant crash to desktop

formal dew
#

I'm just like

#

perplexed

radiant merlin
#

steel is broken

formal dew
#

i wouldn't think it could be like this just because they had the contractor now who seems good with source

left sand
#

listen to this spy voice line

spare obsidian
radiant merlin
#

literally i can't respawn

left sand
#

balance update for blu: permadeath to punish E rush

radiant merlin
#

BRUH

#

how did they managed to not test something as simple?

kind falcon
#

omg. they added venice from overwatch 3

spare obsidian
#

i though they added avanti 😔

unborn pecan
#

erm

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I have missing textures in pelican peak

#

😭

grim parcel
left sand
radiant merlin
grim parcel
radiant merlin
unborn pecan
#

heonix looks cool

unborn pecan
left sand
unborn pecan
#

breaking bad reference???????

radiant merlin
#

also the slam doesn't work

grim parcel
#

bruh why would they put it at the end of the list 😭

spare obsidian
grim parcel
radiant merlin
#

yeah the map doesn't work with tfbots iirc

spare obsidian
#

seems like we can now create huds with vscript

#

lol

unborn pecan
#

WAIT

#

Is cp_reckoner that one famous comp map?

#

I feel like I have seen cp_reckoner being played on comp servers and matches

fleet kite
#

how yall playing hale, cant get into a match 😭

unborn pecan
#

this looks like the kind of map b4nny would nut on

paper sluice
#

I’m not trollfig

unborn pecan
#

trollfig I am in single player mode

fleet kite
#

big sad

unborn pecan
#

koth_rotunda is so cool wtf

#

Reminds me of that rotating prison idea

kind falcon
kind falcon
unborn pecan
#

LOOK AT THIS STUPID LOOKING SEALS

#

😭 they';re so cute

cursive peak
#

Inb4 someone clubs them.

summer steeple
unborn pecan
spare obsidian
#

ficool literally said that it would be a feature

#

💀

summer steeple
#

there are no vsciprt changes

unborn pecan
#

sharkbay looks so much fun

#

erm ficool is cringe if I remember

spare obsidian
#

he was the reason of why we got vscript

next nymph
#

i thought the vsh hud stuff was vscript, is this not the case @summer steeple ?

spare obsidian
#

lol

summer steeple
#

the hud is all done by valve

#

also i talked to ficool 2 days ago and he said vgui support wasn't happening currently for "security reasons"

formal dew
#

explosion radius bug didnt get in either

unborn pecan
#

I thought ficool said some mad transphobic stuff on knockout.chat and got banned for it

hoary geyser
#

what happens if a spinbot becomes saxton

unborn pecan
#

cp_sulfur looks like another comp map

spare obsidian
radiant merlin
kind falcon
radiant merlin
#

i guess that it screwed up the respawn times

#

steel is fine

spare obsidian
#

@unborn pecan does tf2 works fine on linux?

crisp cedar
#

is there a video with all the new lines added for vsh? or should i make one

unborn pecan
crisp cedar
#

asking because the maps have been out for a while and anyone couldve ripped the sounds and uploaded them before the update

#

simple yt search didnt yield me anything

spare obsidian
#

the new vas for vsh are okay they could have use the og ones (except soldier for obv reasons :( )

unborn pecan
#

pl_venice looks like something out of csgo

summer steeple
#

it was made by a csgo mapper

crisp cedar
#

okay ill get to work then

summer steeple
#

and rushed out super quick

unborn pecan
unborn pecan
#

another expert analysis by HurricanePootis™️

wild maple
#

it can't be the spy...

next nymph
#

who is Hurricane Pootis TM

kind falcon
unborn pecan
kind falcon
#

problem fixed!

unborn pecan
next nymph
unborn pecan
#

Steam Overlay works on all games right now

#

but ever since valve updated to the new UI

#

SteamOverlay crashes on Linux just for tf2 and csgo

unborn pecan
kind falcon
#

it borken

spare obsidian
#

TF2: the end of sandwitch

paper sluice
left sand
#

thats him

#

spy tf2

unborn pecan
wild maple
#

why

left sand
#

it sounds just like him

unborn pecan
#

alright I haven't played tf2 in like 5 months time to hop in a casual server

wild maple
#

I am getting trolled it can't be in the game like that

#

I refuse

left sand
#

it is

spare obsidian
#

hey, in the really good side, it could have been worse: ai generate voices 💀

kind falcon
jagged pawn
left sand
#

thats the OFFICIAL saxton hale merc voice line impressionist

wild maple
#

I would prefer a good AI voice than this

#

🚶‍♂️

paper sluice
wild maple
#

this is just awful

spare obsidian
paper sluice
#

Medic and engie are the best to me imo

#

Scout is aight

#

Same with demo

next nymph
spare obsidian
#

also for obv reasons you can't get the og soldier va yer or yes you need a new va for him

wild maple
#

what's wrong with a AI voice compared to that thing

#

(if you can't tell it's AI)

spare obsidian
#

its unethical

unborn pecan
#

The voice actors have a right to their likeness, and Valve has already taken a stance against AI on steam

next nymph
#

i cant send death threats to AI

unborn pecan
#

That too

spare obsidian
#

the vas in vsh is okay, does not take away my sleep

unborn pecan
#

I wish they released some summer contracts

#

Here is my contract idea

wild maple
#

is it only the spy that is that bad