#Team Fortress 2 Megathread - winter is the most chill time of year

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cursive peak
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Why?

left sand
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it contains super awesome game which is the steam testing library, and then contains random apps which are tied to their main ones in some way

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for example, seems to me like there is one for TF2

limpid panther
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I disagree they are integral to the video. But I think he has a choice to leave them in. Specially in hype moments

potent wolf
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asdf: asdf

limpid panther
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I didn't say "mute coms all the time coms should not be part of a montage"

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i said "mute coms if they are not relevant"

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a reaction to the play may be relevant

potent wolf
left sand
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anyways

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seems like theres some sort of blog post possibly or steam update coming out today maybe

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and theyve been testing stuff for a few weeks now

paper sluice
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THE DEATH OF TF2 INCOMING ⁉️⁉️⁉️💪💪💪

potent wolf
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soon™️

left sand
potent wolf
radiant merlin
potent wolf
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yeah

hoary geyser
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the sniper update

potent wolf
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sniper runtime update trollfig

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(not really, if anything they would probably update to soldier)

paper sluice
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Does soldier really need an update?
I mean I guess some new weapons but he’s already fine as is tbh

spare obsidian
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i bet is nothing major lol

paper sluice
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Yeah

paper sluice
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Ah

spare obsidian
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just some house cleaning things

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although i would love if valve updates the steam page images used in the TF2 page lol

paper sluice
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Oh wait no it’s probably the holiday sized update or whatever they teased
Since summer is a month away

spare obsidian
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"summer is near" how tf the time pass so fast

orchid sorrel
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Final exam week begins stonedsoldier

hoary geyser
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finally the TF2 exam is here

radiant merlin
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i hate those bright eyes appearing in fp

orchid sorrel
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Yeah its a really dumb thing with the way eye glows are set up

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I have a vpk that just removes the eye glows in general

spare obsidian
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the fix is commically easy lol

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they could use the kill streak eye glow system for it

left sand
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why not use the latest?

potent wolf
potent wolf
wild grove
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VALVe actually gonna playtest stuff? Surprising.

radiant merlin
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mmm i don't think that's what she means

potent wolf
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testing: yes. playtesting: trollfig.

orchid sorrel
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deadline passed for our MVM event submissions and we just got like 10 missions submitted in the span of a day

formal dew
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College moment

limpid panther
radiant merlin
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tinyrock is 42 mb

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i personally still don't like hale's new voice

orchid sorrel
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does TF2C support MVM?

paper sluice
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No

orchid sorrel
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might be fun to grab some buddies and try out the new stuff

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zamn

radiant merlin
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also the quality of the sounds aren't good for some reason

paper sluice
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If VSH maps gets officially accepted hopefully maybe valve will polish it up themselves and get the real saxton VA 🥹

radiant merlin
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they need to add a new player condition for an all class charging effect

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that make all classes scream with their voices instead of using demo's voice

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also vsh devs forgot about bidwell

crisp cedar
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wasnt he fired

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after gray mann took over mann co

radiant merlin
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idk in ji hale still calls bidwell

crisp cedar
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ji presumably doesnt take place after mvm

summer steeple
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it doesn’t

paper sluice
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What’s the cannon tf2 timeline

formal dew
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The real life progression of updates except that all mvm stuff is appended after everything else

crisp cedar
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basically

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red vs blu gamemodes take place before mvm

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mvm is like the latest development in the tf2 timeline

jagged pawn
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yeah it's real world order except mvm

left sand
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but what about asteroid

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isnt that comic 7

summer steeple
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do we know literally anything about comic 7 except, well

left sand
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comic 7 is the space update tie-in

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i thought that was known, its pretty obvious

jagged pawn
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I mean we have no idea when the space update was meant to be because it never happened

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invasion is the closest we're ever getting

summer steeple
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i mean comic 6 was released around JI

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huh i'm just realizing i never read the MyM comic

jagged pawn
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that's crazy

summer steeple
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but yeah idk about any evidence that would lead me to believe that comic 7 would be the space update, let alone if they were planning on working on one past asteroid's mapper leaving

radiant merlin
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how tf can you even play if you don't have the game 😭

summer steeple
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have the files downloaded and bypass steam drm maybe? idk

radiant merlin
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like a non steam version?

orchid sorrel
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makes sense

craggy ridge
summer steeple
radiant merlin
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impossible to carry

orchid sorrel
summer steeple
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apparently skial is now hosting a 60 player zombie escape server

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and its working

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which is like

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what the fuck

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I knew that with the vanilla server 32 was the limit, but i kinda assumed there was some issue on the clients end as well

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apparently there's some issues with the killfeed showing a name as "ERRORNAME" in white text, but thats basically it

orchid sorrel
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yeah rafmod allows for 120 bot slots and the same problem comes up

summer steeple
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i mean bots are one thing

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but players?

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and i mean i know that bots are kinda just players anyway

orchid sorrel
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bots slots are basically player slots yeah

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we just havent really had a reason to have that many humans playing compared to bots

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(or able to get that many humans playing we_did_too_much_trolling )

summer steeple
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i guess edict limit is just the biggest issue

serene yarrow
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Source: I had a 1 day community ban a few weeks ago by mistake

paper sluice
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in the tf2c art channel
its like the renasanicne

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rnaicneicne

mystic turtle
radiant merlin
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demo now has proper payload responses

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i'm sure you've never heard these responses before

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now only pyro and engi lacks responses

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for pyro it will be easy, but for engi... damn

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I wonder why valve didn't make payload responses for engi

high current
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Did the voice lines already exist?

radiant merlin
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yes but they never played

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also for some reason this scout response never plays

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the vcd file isn't missing

high current
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Weird they just weren’t made to play. Cool you made them play

left sand
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these are the most popular maps in TF2

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i think people need to realize that ctf and payload are the most popular gamemodes, even though they get hated on a lot

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they're just what TF2's identity is to most people

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not 5cp

jagged pawn
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wait who hates on payload

paper sluice
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ive heard ctf hate butnever payload hate
payload is like the best gamemode tho

left sand
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I'm talking mostly from a competitive mindset

paper sluice
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ah

jagged pawn
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even b4nny says it's his second favorite mode

left sand
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people hate on payload in a 6s context

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or even highlander

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because they say being tied to the kart is bad somehow

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even though it fixes many problems with 5cp

jagged pawn
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I suppose but I think everyone agrees it's fun casually. it's the mode I think of when I think of tf2 personally, and it's not even my favorite one

left sand
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Yeah

paper sluice
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i wonder what 6s players think about trade gameplay

left sand
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I'm just saying though, A/D, CTF and Payload (none of which are played normally in Comp)

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are the most popular modes

jagged pawn
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and obviously ctf is simply not viable competitively (in its current state. I think it could be)

left sand
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I just think that's yet another disconnect between comp and casual

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I think CTF is fine

jagged pawn
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6s trade plaza would be hype so true

cursive peak
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At least HL plays A/D and PL.

left sand
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Not as much as koth

jagged pawn
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yeah 5cp and koth dominate all forms of competitive

left sand
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koth and 5cp, imo, are the worst modes in TF2

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worse than CTF

jagged pawn
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can't agree on koth at all

left sand
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koth is braindead basic, there is no fluidity

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5cp has trouble with momentum

limpid panther
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everyone knows it's fun to play casually

paper sluice
cursive peak
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At least last season, RGL was alternating between KotH and PL/A/D.

jagged pawn
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it's tf2 boiled down to its bare essentials and there's enjoyment in that

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5cp definitely has its problems tho

limpid panther
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and that experiences with it competitively were painful in the past

jagged pawn
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very difficult to get things flowing which is why they have to ban so many weapons just to make it playable

cursive peak
left sand
jagged pawn
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this is unreadable

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why is everything out of order

paper sluice
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why did the use such a monochrome scheme

orchid sorrel
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player destruction koicryberi

jagged pawn
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payload being by far the most popular mode isn't at all surprising

left sand
cursive peak
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CTF was pretty unfun in HL when I had to play it.

jagged pawn
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I wish ctf was lower tho

left sand
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I dont think CTF works in HL for sure

jagged pawn
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and that payload race was higher

left sand
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but I honestly think CTF is fine in 6s

orchid sorrel
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CTf is often used as a TDM mode, which is why I think its so popular

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since you can play at ur own pace

jagged pawn
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more payload race maps please valve

paper sluice
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yeah

jagged pawn
left sand
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I wonder, what if in comp, there was a CTF mode which was like

jagged pawn
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I think it's all community servers yes

orchid sorrel
jagged pawn
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I think if you want a comp mode with a flag you just need to expand special delivery. the bones of that fit comp way better

orchid sorrel
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theres a non halloween version of monster bash and it looks rly good

left sand
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first to 5
1 cap to win
20 kills to win

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or something like that

jagged pawn
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ehhhhh

jagged pawn
cursive peak
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I think if you wanted CTF to work in 6s, you'd just need to ban Heavy and Engie entirely.

left sand
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basically gives a huge risk reward to capping

jagged pawn
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there's also well made pd versions of 2fort and hightower on the workshop which I think should definitely be considered given:

  1. those are the two most popular maps in the game
  2. people already treat them as tdm maps anyway
left sand
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i dont think SD is a good mode

cursive peak
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Turbine Pro exists.

jagged pawn
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no one uses it because it's still bad lol

left sand
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I think turbine is a good map unironically

jagged pawn
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ain't no way

orchid sorrel
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turbine epic

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no wait im thinking of double cross

hybrid cloud
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koth isn't good because there are no good koth maps

orchid sorrel
left sand
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like at a 6s level, its small enough but has enough good routes to make combat interesting

cursive peak
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Turbine Pro is at least a significant upgrade over stock Turbine.

left sand
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and the mid is great

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turbine pro sucks imo

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at a 12v12 level, its pure chaos and fun

cursive peak
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Banana makes such a huge difference.

hybrid cloud
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chaos is overrated

jagged pawn
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I mean you have the right to your opinion but surely you know that most people consider turbine to be the worst game mode's worst map

paper sluice
cursive peak
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As well as the duct rework.

orchid sorrel
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i miss being able to play banana bay with real players

left sand
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turbine is one of the most played maps

jagged pawn
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chaos is definitely overrated, not even that creator's best ctf map

orchid sorrel
cursive peak
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2fort is significantly worse than Turbine.

left sand
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2fort is just not a normal map

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2fort is its own gamemode

cursive peak
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Trash for playing CTF seriously.

jagged pawn
left sand
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but arguably, its the most TF2 map/experience you can have

orchid sorrel
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i find it very strange that 2fort_invasion is in misc maps pool

small sirenBOT
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*i find it very

strange that 2fort_invasion

is in misc maps pool*

orchid sorrel
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when its literally just 2fort with pumpkins

left sand
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because it needs to be non-default

orchid sorrel
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would b cool if it was part of the halloween queue

left sand
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that would make kinda sense but then there'd be 2 queues for it on halloween

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and then the matchmaker would blow up

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(probably)

orchid sorrel
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misc maps are basically impossible to get matches going, so they could prob just remove it from the normal queue

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i think every time I try to queue for invasion it takes like an hour and its a bot match

left sand
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snowplow works occasionally

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same for hydro

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i think its like, i add it as a treat

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if i get into it, then its going to be good

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thats basically how i use matchmaking, queue for every map id be fine with playing

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which is basically everything except breadspace

cursive peak
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The Furry Pound does still have Hydro in rotation and it does come up.

orchid sorrel
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I remember trying to do my medieval contract recently

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I finished an entire expert decoy map before getting a match

left sand
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and then i remove the popular maps which always get matched, like 2fort, double cross, and harvest

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oh map specific contracts are just dead

hybrid cloud
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i played hydro a couple times and it was basically impossible to end the game

left sand
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for sure

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hydro is fine but i got weird bugs recently ive never seen before

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where i was just trapped in random areas or spawned in the wrong area

orchid sorrel
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ive heard about that

left sand
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i think if tf2 supported 256 players, hydro would be good

orchid sorrel
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there was a time where I would queue for mannpower

cursive peak
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Hydro is just a worse 5CP.

orchid sorrel
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the dominator change rly burned me out tho

jagged pawn
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hydro is so funny

left sand
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i would love a planetside 2 version of TF2

jagged pawn
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I feel like they were trying to do like, multistage control points, like how there's multistage attack/defend maps

left sand
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wheres its just persistent gameplay in a large map

jagged pawn
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but it just doesn't function

cursive peak
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Hydro is literally 5CP where everyone goes back to spawn every point capture.

left sand
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hydro made more sense in like the 2010 to 2012 era of tf2

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and probably the 2007 to 2009 era

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where more people played engi

orchid sorrel
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hydro has a really nice artpass

left sand
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i remember back then, hydro was just stalemates

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which made the 2cp make sense

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but now its just like

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you pretty much instacap the point

jagged pawn
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lol yeah

left sand
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because of rollouts and stuff

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people are just better at some of the fast paced momentum classes

limpid panther
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it never gets through, but when it does it's a nice surprise

craggy ridge
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most pl maps suck ass

jagged pawn
craggy ridge
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(vigil is goated ❤️ )

limpid panther
radiant merlin
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people playing in ctf maps aren't playing ctf, but dm

craggy ridge
radiant merlin
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if you want to play real ctf go play my map

craggy ridge
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tf is that

radiant merlin
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ctf but faster

craggy ridge
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what is that supposed to mean

radiant merlin
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the flags are closer to the center

jagged pawn
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oh my god

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death penalty

spare obsidian
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heh i think turbine could have use the rather obscure (and somehow non finished ui wise) neutral flag mode

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(by unfinished i mean that most of the its notifications are show with text on-screen)

craggy ridge
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not a bad idea

radiant merlin
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like kotf?

spare obsidian
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sort off, neutral ctf is basically one flag with no team assigned to it, you need to deliver it to your base

craggy ridge
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if ctf had like a flag that spawns near mid and gives whichever team captures it a point that would be cool

spare obsidian
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you could be more spicier by applying tfc CTF rules

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where you need to bring the flag to the oposite team

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i just wish neutral mode was not unfinished in a sense that there's no proper in-game notifications (basically all notifs are center text) and there's not any announcer voice lines

paper sluice
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yeah the ctf in mid where you have to cap at the opposite team's base is fun
played in if pf2

radiant merlin
spare obsidian
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that reminds me i really need to stop being a slacker and remake the rather old left over tfc flag models left in the game files

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i have an idea for a medieval theme ctf map

cursive peak
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There's ctf_haarp where you have to basically deliver the intel to capture points. There's also Vitalism/Haunt where you bring the intel to the middle of the map to cap, and you can't cap if the other team has your flag.

craggy ridge
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@limpid panther i'm renaming my degreaser after you

orchid sorrel
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what skin and effect

jagged pawn
lean cove
craggy ridge
lean cove
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how much did u pay for that damn

craggy ridge
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mcoms gave me

spare obsidian
craggy ridge
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I would never write something this lame for a weapon's description

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this is pure gibberish

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none of these words are in the bible

craggy ridge
orchid sorrel
paper sluice
craggy ridge
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dude this powerjack is so fucking weird lmao i love it

left sand
paper sluice
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uh huh

orchid sorrel
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i bought a botkiller minigun that was renamed "gun from the helicopter in the matrix" from the SCM

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another good one i got off SCM

left sand
lean cove
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i forgot

craggy ridge
heavy solarBOT
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@limpid panther has leveled up! (47 ➜ 48)

limpid panther
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but for real, its an honor

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thanks

limpid panther
summer steeple
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i forgot that i got #2 in this years gigglefest

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altho now that i remember that I also remember that i originally scored lower and then coms put me higher I assume after re-evalutating

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pudding deserved it tho

formal dew
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Nice job

paper sluice
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These old designs look uncanny

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Cuz like I’m so used to the normal ones we got

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Lvl 1 and lvl 2 would have blended in visually a shit ton

left sand
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arent they basically the same

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just adjusted

paper sluice
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Kinda

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The barrels for lvl 2 are in the middle, same with lvl 3
And they don’t have the ammo belts and wires

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And both keep the hull from lvl 1

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(Unrelated)
TF2C’s decision to make pyros mobility option a shotgun was really smart now that I think of it
Cuz like in live his mobility options are flareguns which are already powerful with their range by itself, but on top of the mobility for the detonator and scorch makes them really good
While in tf2c you have the choice between the high damage of the flare gun from long range, or the shotgun that isn’t good at long ranges but is really effective up close and the mobility benefit
That way it’s more of a choice between which one you use, each dealing with pyros weakness’ in different ways rather than one being better than the other definitively, or being so niche that it’s only good in specific scenarios
tl;dr flare gun helps pyros range weakness by giving him range, the tf2c jump shotgun (idk the name) helps pyros range weakness by making him even more effective up close

high current
paper sluice
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it happens sorta but is even more impossible to do

craggy ridge
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what's the name of this fan made model

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it goes so hard

paper sluice
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It’s called the femboy pyro

formal dew
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iirc that one was the fempyro with the chest bone at the min value

summer steeple
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least horny fempyro model

left sand
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it was like definitive fempyro or reworked fempyro

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as if they didnt know the whole point of the others was that

radiant merlin
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guys i found an actual fempyro model made by valve themselves

summer steeple
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no way

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fr tho i find the idea of fem pyro models so stupid because you can tell that the suit is kind of baggy anyway

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like there is plenty of room for pyro's body in there, no matter what their chest looks like

cursive peak
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People just want a mommydom Pyro who punishes them with the Scorch Shot.

orchid sorrel
cursive peak
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"Scorch me harder, mommy!"

orchid sorrel
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just go to dustbowl if u want that

cursive peak
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And then they feel disgusted with themselves after saying that and go on reddit/YouTube to complain about the Scorch Shot.

slender nexus
hybrid cloud
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personally i want pyro dead

slender nexus
hybrid cloud
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im sorry master i failed my mission...

spare obsidian
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i hope your steam library gets arrested trollfig

summer steeple
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sidenote, I think phoenix is my new favorite map

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it looks and plays so damn well

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it is like

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flawless

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its currently the trending map on the workshop and it deserves it

small sirenBOT
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*its currently the

trending map on the workshop

and it deserves it*

summer steeple
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if it doesn't get into the update i'm gonna cry

jagged pawn
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what is tf2m

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oh nvm ignore this

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forgot they had a server

craggy ridge
crisp cedar
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pyro is a trans icon

mystic turtle
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so, uh, I saw this being brought up sometimes
and I was wondering
isn't the reason why you can't dual wield a sandwich and a shotgun that it would make Heavy way too mobile and would help him heal too much

smoky notch
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it's because they're both secondaries

radiant merlin
formal dew
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I believe people would want heavy to get a pda slot for food

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Or for more fun

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Give him 2 secondary slots

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16 family business shots

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dual wield bananas

crisp cedar
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let him unequip his pda slot for +50% reserve secondary ammo

slender nexus
craggy ridge
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No need to try to find flawed logical reasoning on valve's arbitrary actions

formal dew
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Valve didn't expect food items to completely displace guns

high current
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Idk, there’s a reason there no “meet the shotgun” video.

formal dew
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It was a quick realization

summer steeple
paper sluice
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oh cool

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sucks that its pass the deadline for this coming update

summer steeple
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honestly its entirely possible that deadline was for new content, not for fixes

radiant merlin
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it's not like they are gonna stop adding fixes after the summer update

paper sluice
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ik but i wanna see it used now,,.,

radiant merlin
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this one is very complete but i think valve ain't gonna add this

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because they want the original submission to be updated instead

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which i doubt it will happen

formal dew
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alternate timeline where valve stays in new zealand and acquires weta

small sirenBOT
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*alternate timeline

where valve stays in new zealand

and acquires weta*

craggy ridge
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valve fixed the original's reload sound by making it awful and yet refuses to unshit blue scout's pants

potent wolf
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the quake rl sound is better trollfig

craggy ridge
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it is not

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it's so weird

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and quiet

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default one is so much better

potent wolf
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lol

craggy ridge
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and satisfying to hear

paper sluice
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🫡

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he made tf2

summer steeple
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well, its only used in tf2 rather than made for it but i get what you mean

paper sluice
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nuh uh

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he literally made tf2

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i said so

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without phong there is no tf2

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mat_phong 0 uninstalls the game

orchid sorrel
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so now we know who to blame

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get his ass

left sand
# paper sluice he made tf2

he made literally every game. without the phong shading model we wouldn't really have a good model for lighting

paper sluice
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yeah but no one cares about the other games

left sand
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like even PBR is the same lighting model except it integrates micro facets

jagged pawn
slender nexus
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DUAL WIELD!"

"dude don't hit the camera"

summer steeple
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ok has anyone ever experienced tf2 randomly boosting volume to like 3x volume for a few seconds and then randomly fixing itself

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because i think i legitamately will have to stop playing tf2 until i can fix this

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it wasn't happening yesterday and now it is

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this issue has persisted through a game restart

radiant merlin
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it happened to me several times

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it's like all sounds duplicate for a moment

jagged pawn
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windows moment

summer steeple
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I'm hoping restarting my pc fixed it

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if it did, i'm going to assume that cosmic radiation corrupted windows' audio shit

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which is still weird because it was ONLY happening in tf2

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nope, not fixed

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I just like

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don't know what changed

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last night i played tf2 and it was fine

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I then recorded some footage from a demo using the ingame recording shit

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and then shut down my pc and went to bed

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I did some mapping stuff today but wasn't in the game enough to notice if this bug was here

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and then started playing tf2 and its bugged

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no windows update, the only console commands i've used relating to audio is voice_modenable

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i feel like i'm losing my mind

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even in itemtest i feel like sounds are just... louder

formal dew
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One time I felt like all the sounds in tf2 were slowed down

mystic turtle
# jagged pawn I have no idea what this means heavy would still be the slowest class in the gam...

I dunno, there seems to be this belief that the healing sources should always be Engie or Med
Then again, it's not like Heavy can heal as much as everyone else, the Sandwich has considerable cooldown vs Mad Milk and a good Soldier can fill the Conch quicker than either of them
Maybe I just need to think out of the box more
(This could also buff Fat Scouts by giving them a healing source, so expect them running around 2fort, eating two Scout meatshots, and then undoing it all with a Banana)

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Iwazaru, your silliness amuses me.

jagged pawn
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if the suggestion is that fat scouts would change in any significant way then lol

#

like they would get a buff obv but they would retain their status as an "intentionally playing badly" subclass on par with trolldier

mystic turtle
#

Yup
I've already learned from hours of shitting around with shotguns as Pyro, Scout, and Engie that running one that isn't a scattergun fulltime is generally worse
I mean, Trolldier is even better at least, he has better damage output

#

This could be interesting

#

I main the BFB anyway when playing Scout, so it's not like I'm averse to making a terrible alternate playstyle somewhat more viable

jagged pawn
#

bro

mystic turtle
#

?

jagged pawn
#

why are you doing that to yourself

mystic turtle
#

At first, I was like, "Oh, this'll train me to play flank scout very cautiously"
Then, I realized how I can harness the speed to surprise people with odd flanks and such
It's frickin addicting to pick someone and then get my ass out of there near-instantly
I've even got killing sprees with it
Then again, I play on 2fort too much
So I need more practice with it
But I'd consider myself as having adapted to it

#

I've even taken my BFB to somewhat crowded Turbine matches on Valve servers with average K/D ratios, so that's something
I have to practice more before I can brandish that thing in a Payload map tho

high current
#

Give scout the widowmaker

craggy ridge
#

that changes very little in heavy gameplay and kills the huge difference between shotguns and lunchboxes

tacit flare
craggy ridge
#

probably yes still

hybrid cloud
#

you get like 3 shots max

#

but you also have actual mobility

#

so, idk

#

i think it would only work if youre kinda cracked at scout

high current
#

It'd be harder to reliably land shots as scout. But that being said, average scout acc tends to be ~60% in 6s and 70% is very achievable. But yeh only having 3 shots to begin with would be sketchy.

crisp cedar
#

hell no

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too modern looking

#

too many sharp edges

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i mean

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too many just

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its just too modern

#

it doesnt fit

spare obsidian
#

oh no the "old is god new is bad" squad is here

#

💀

crisp cedar
#

this kind of ui would be fine on literally any game though

#

it just doesnt suit tf2

#

cry more

spare obsidian
#

idk fam you're the one crying here

crisp cedar
#

they even get rid of the background image with the map on it

#

so lame

#

so modern epic

#

get that shit out of here!

crisp cedar
spare obsidian
#

every tf2 fan is a cry baby trollfig

crisp cedar
#

i dont even play tf2

#

lol

spare obsidian
#

then why are you here

#

🗿

crisp cedar
#

why not

spare obsidian
#

for real too, that ui could get some changes

crisp cedar
#

i'm here because i have a good amount of people i can call friends

#

there's one tf2 channel and like 10 channels that aren't about tf2 trollfig

paper sluice
crisp cedar
#

yeah

#

its just way too modern

spare obsidian
#

lets go back to the 2007 menu

potent wolf
crisp cedar
#

it can use an overhaul but this looks like they just want the game ui to look like other games

spare obsidian
#

THAT'S A GOOD UI

crisp cedar
spare obsidian
#

2007 menu > today menu

crisp cedar
#

but coms would never do that to me

#

right?

#

😰

paper sluice
slender nexus
spare obsidian
crisp cedar
#

lmao i was just booting into the game

#

cuz

#

i have the 2007 main menu installed

#

ohwell

spare obsidian
#

idk there's like 5 2007 menu mods

#

:/

crisp cedar
#

most were outdated

#

either way

spare obsidian
#

and the last one its broken in 4:3 lol

crisp cedar
#

DUDE

#

I REALIZED

#

WHATS SO WRONG WITH THE UI

#

this shit look like pop! os

#

that's what bothered me

#

holy fuck

paper sluice
crisp cedar
#

the font and the rounded corners

paper sluice
crisp cedar
#

if you own the mr beast skin you deserve bad things that happened to you

spare obsidian
#

i wonder why you can't create a discussion here trollfig

crisp cedar
#

this is fine

#

could be more tf2ified but this is fine

#

this shit sucks though

#

couldnt make this look any less not tf2 if u tried

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i also feel like the square boxes dont fit

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looks weird

hoary geyser
#

what is this

spare obsidian
#

it should use the good old buttons color

paper sluice
crisp cedar
#

BRO

paper sluice
crisp cedar
#

they stole the boxes from fortnite? lol

#

aside from the boxes i guess this is ok

spare obsidian
#

i'm not sure how can you copyright a shape lol

crisp cedar
#

flat background looks kinda boring though

#

id prefer there be a live background

#

like the 2fort spawn or something

spare obsidian
#

i hope you can use actual maps in the ui

#

like in source 2

crisp cedar
#

ideally it would be dynamic

#

yes

#

you can

#

its possible to load in a map in a map

#

thats how dota does a lot of things very seamlessly

#

ideally if tf2 got a source 2 port like csgo did, if you were ingame already

#

like in a map, the background for the loadout would be your team's spawn room

hoary geyser
crisp cedar
#

cuz the flat background is lame and very vgui

spare obsidian
#

s2 really needs another stylized game that's not dota 2

crisp cedar
#

fuck vgui

spare obsidian
crisp cedar
#

you forget about cs2

#

either way

hoary geyser
#

some of it is nice

crisp cedar
#

idk i hate the font us

hoary geyser
#

but yeah it doesn't really fit tf2

crisp cedar
#

use

#

the font use is crapppp

spare obsidian
#

tf2 fans when they ignore the other tf2 fonts

crisp cedar
#

this is nice i guess

crisp cedar
paper sluice
#

the idea is cool
execution makes me spork

crisp cedar
#

the backpack ui has fonts that work just fine already

#

you can argue people will get used to it but i feel like changing the fonts for the sake of looking 'modern' is just lame

crisp cedar
#

and inconvenient

#

again, font

#

but i welcome filters

#

they need that shit

#

id love for there to be an option to tick between pages and scrolling

#

this is cool

spare obsidian
#

they really need to bring panorama since this shit ain't gonna work under vgui

#

lol

#

i prefer removing my liver than using vgui code wise

crisp cedar
#

keep the old contracker ui

#

id keep the old janky contracker because it has personality

#

a touchpad device that also has dials and knobs like a spytech tool

#

cuz this is just battle pass

#

dont fucking put a battle pass in tf2

hoary geyser
#

there still needs to be some 60's aspects

crisp cedar
#

im cool with it on dota but dont put one on tf2

left sand
#

im going to

#

make my own redesign

crisp cedar
#

idk what this is im guessing they made this feature up

left sand
#

and its going to be great

crisp cedar
#

do it

#

i already trust you better than this person

left sand
#

and ill make it in dota 2 panorama

crisp cedar
#

hot take i hate this shit

#

im not a fan of options that are just

spare obsidian
#

dota 2 is the only game where you can make panorama edits

crisp cedar
#

really fucking wide line

#

option to the left, your choice to the right

#

i hate that shit

#

unnecessary

spare obsidian
#

idk, its just the option section you don't really eye candy menu for it lol

#

is not like you would stare to it all day lol

crisp cedar
#

it's not about it looking good

#

i just hate having to look to the left of my screen and then to the right

#

like, look at this

#

this is the best hotkeys menu ever

left sand
#

csgo though

crisp cedar
#

the best video options ever

crisp cedar
spare obsidian
#

i mean people also complains about that lol

left sand
spare obsidian
#

having literally a literally one single windows for every single setting to existence

crisp cedar
#

one thing i wish

#

people let you did more is

#

not use sliders

#

and just input a value manually

#

because i fucking hate sliders

#

i try to put everything on 70% for volume

#

and one gets stuck at 69%

#

and my ocd kicks in

#

i need it to be 70%

#

i try to increase it but it becomes 71%

left sand
#

i wish people would just open a window with a text editor

crisp cedar
#

shit makes me so mad

small sirenBOT
#

*i wish people would

just open a window with

a text editor*

left sand
#

with all the cfg options

spare obsidian
#

european games be like:

crisp cedar
#

but if i didnt have to do that thatd be nice

#

yknow?

spare obsidian
#

i bean having sliders nad manual inputs is best of both worls lol

crisp cedar
#

imagine if tf2 had an advanced options thingy like this

#

instead of having me scroll like 50 pages

#

and have me get lost in the options, trying to find the option i want to tick

#

just put all of this shit in one page

formal dew
#

that's because the adv options is just a regular options box with a fancy coat of paint

crisp cedar
#

i hate scrolling

left sand
#

imagine if tf2 had settings

spare obsidian
#

imagine if gamers didn't existed

formal dew
#

all settings were removed in the matchmaking update

crisp cedar
#

i dont touch the settings

#

if i touch the settings everything breaks

spare obsidian
#

promedian game journalist be like

#

"why this game feels so bad?"

#

idk sometimes i feel like some changes where made for accessibility purposes

crisp cedar
#

like what

craggy ridge
craggy ridge
summer steeple
#

honestly I think tf2's hud probably could use a modernization update, but i'm not sure what direction you could take the hud in for one

#

aside from just consistency and QoL

craggy ridge
#

simply add a "tactical hud" option

#

^ and add my hud because my hud is cool and epic 😎

#

it's finished btw i will upload it to masterhud.com when i get the courage to do so

spare obsidian
#

simply remove hud, no hud for y'all

craggy ridge
#

literally animal farm

summer steeple
#

i'm just trying to brainstorm what a more modern tf2 hud could look like but i can't think of anything

formal dew
#

has someone made a hud that's just the default hud but there are no white borders around any hud elements

#

That might freshen it up

craggy ridge
#

i have a rooted hate for default hud

spare obsidian
#

i feel like the community would just whine about any change that's objectively better for the sake of it :/

craggy ridge
#

the way every important information is shoved to the corner

#

sickens me

summer steeple
#

person who has only played tf2 with a custom hud

craggy ridge
#

idk it's just not that practical, i'd like more games to put important info closer to the center of your screen

summer steeple
#

I mean it makes sense

#

less space taken up near the center of the screen means less stuff that can be blocked by it

#

there's usually less stuff in the corner of the screen in games, so hud in the corners works

craggy ridge
spare obsidian
#

imagine a world where the community get its shit together to make tf2 better without complaining nor insulting

craggy ridge
#

what does that even mean

#

i get so confused when people say "what if the community took over" that has so many interpretations

spare obsidian
#

it has many interpretations because could mean 3 things

#
  1. tf2 gets better
#
  1. tf2 doesn't change at all
#
  1. tf2 dies
craggy ridge
summer steeple
craggy ridge
#

when you say "imagine a world where the community get its shit together" what does that mean

formal dew
#

every tf2 fan joins the great hivemind under prophet newell

spare obsidian
#

lol

tacit flare
#

The TF2 community when people don't want to be forced to see porn and gore on objectors.

formal dew
#

ive never seen porn on objectors

summer steeple
#

how

potent wolf
#

WHAT

formal dew
#

i have seen two swastikas tho

potent wolf
#

how

formal dew
#

ive seen anime stuff but not porn tmk

#

ive had some "fun" experiences in official comp

craggy ridge
#

i've seen more porn in objectors than in pornhub

tacit flare
#

There's also this gem from Uncletopia.

formal dew
#

once i did a comp match for shits and giggles and matched with the angriest person ive ever seen in a live game

#

would not stop screaming about the vaccinator

#

but instead of -nator it was always

#

ALWAYS

#

the n word

summer steeple
formal dew
#

next match he was on the opposite team as me so i killed him several times at least

tacit flare
craggy ridge
#

Billions even

formal dew
hoary geyser
#

I have to do the objective and I can't say slurs? literally 1637

summer steeple
#

"oh no i got banned from a server because i had the n-word on my strange scattergun literally 1984"

craggy ridge
#

dude i had a comp teammate

#

rent to me for like 10 minutes

#

because he got banned from a pug server

#

because his scattergun was named "Hi jew"

#

He said he was jewish so he could repeatedly make anti-semitic jokes

summer steeple
#

i hate that mindset so much

#

"i'm something so i can make extremely offensive jokes related to what I am because of the fact that i am that thing"

#

like

#

no

#

the people who see that shit don't know you

#

and did not consent to seeing that shit

formal dew
#

reeducation gulags for gamers under the next biden administraton

summer steeple
#

i hope

tacit flare
#

Though all of this can be blamed on Valve's apathy and unwillingness to moderate their servers.

summer steeple
#

yeah true

formal dew
#

Legacy Product

#

tm

summer steeple
#

(they never really moderated it even when they did care)

spare obsidian
# tacit flare There's also this gem from Uncletopia.

imagine getting mad because you get banned from a server for having the n word and saying its over because of it lol, its ironic this dude skipped the fact that bots when they where first appearing started to spam slurts in chat

summer steeple
#

waaaaah my free speech waaaaaah let me say slurs waaaaah

tacit flare
#

It just baffles me so much that a game that on the regular gets 100,000+ players is treated so poorly.

spare obsidian
#

are we sure that player count is legit?

#

and not bots nor idlers?

formal dew
#

50% of conservatism is based on unrestrained omnicidal impulses towards all life on earth and 50% is based on a desire to say the n word without consequences

spare obsidian
#

not to be a downer but sometimes we shouldn't trust on steam stadistics for tf2

formal dew
#

there's less than 20k real players

summer steeple
#

i doubt that

left sand
#

30k players are bots

#

everyone else is real

summer steeple
#

that sounds more right

left sand
#

this has been true for p much for about a decade

formal dew
#

Oh nice

spare obsidian
#

if we remove bots and traders out of the picture how many real players tf2 has?

#

🤔

tacit flare
#

Even if it only was 20,000 players. That's still 20,000 players lol.

formal dew
#

That number was from that one website whose names escapes me

left sand
#

quake champions has 600 players

formal dew
#

oof

summer steeple
#

it is important to remember that the reason it feels like there's so many bots is because they get kicked nearly instantly, so they just move onto the next server

left sand
#

apex has like

#

82 people in queue, per region

spare obsidian
#

since getting banned from a valve server is like

#

a 24 hours ban

summer steeple
#

and of course players already in a game

left sand
#

just saying

#

it doesn't take much for a game to be healthy

summer steeple
#

ah i see

tacit flare
#

Imagine if Valve did such basic things as.. Updating the default launch options.

left sand
#

why would they

#

theyre pretty good

formal dew
#

tf2 could have 5,000 or 250,000 players but it wouldnt affect internal support for the game

summer steeple
#

the launch options?

#

people tend to use some of that stuff

#

so its better to not just force disable it

formal dew
#

starting at 720p and 54 viewmodel fov are somewhat wack

left sand
#

remove valve head by default

tacit flare
#

Sorry, by launch options I mean what Borealis said. 720p, 54 Viewmodel and max volume.

summer steeple
#

ah

tacit flare
#

Quiet Valve logo..
MAX VOLUME

left sand
#

maybe smissmas or scream fortress

#

there will be some focus on the new player experience

formal dew
#

🙏

tacit flare
#

The holiday sized updated sized update.

#

I still want to know what was going through their heads at Valve when they changed the announcement on the website and thought no one would notice.

formal dew
#

Someone at valve being cheeky without realizing tf2 fans will analyze every iota of what valve says

potent wolf
#

Better to disappoint redditors now than when the update comes out 🤷‍♀️

formal dew
#

reddit moment

#

The fact that valve is gonna reimplement every fix that they accept from the workshop themselves doesn't make me hopeful that there will be an adequate volume of actual fixes

tacit flare
summer steeple
#

jsut valve things™️

summer steeple
#

don't talk ever or else you get lynched

spare obsidian
#

redditors should be mocked right away

tacit flare
crisp cedar
#

the only one responsible for handling disappointment is you

spare obsidian
#

this lmfao

summer steeple
#

Like i get the idea behind "don't promise things because we might change our minds"

crisp cedar
#

unless you have a stake in it

summer steeple
#

but jesus christ that doesn't mean "don't talk ever"

crisp cedar
#

like if you paid money for something

tacit flare
#

Wait.. what was that bot?

formal dew
#

tf2 indirectly has had an immeasurably large effect on my life but everyones gotta be a realist about it

potent wolf
summer steeple
crisp cedar
#

#rules📘 message read bottom paragraph

#

tldr dont worry about it

formal dew
#

Monke

spare obsidian
#

stupid monke

crisp cedar
#

should i try to p rank pizza tower levels or play disco elysium

formal dew
#

disco

paper sluice
#

pizza tower

summer steeple
#

i cook-a da pizza

crisp cedar
#

wtf is the thing

spare obsidian
#

@grim parcel caught in 4k

crisp cedar
#

i cook-a da pizza

formal dew
#

my rockets explode-a

#

mama mia

crisp cedar
#

what made it trigger

#

wtf

tacit flare
#

Ligma?

crisp cedar
#

i cook-a da pizza

formal dew
#

anti italian discrimination

crisp cedar
#

OH

#

it wasnt iwazaru lmfao

spare obsidian
#

watch this magick

paper sluice
#

troleld

grim parcel
spare obsidian
#

now they can't react

spare obsidian
#

tf2 fans when they make valve for real abandon the game (we did it we save tf2!)

tacit flare
#

Honestly at this point, Valve should pull the plug on casual and return to quickplay.

spare obsidian
crisp cedar
#

tf2 fans doing nothing their entire life but coming up with ideas valve will never implement

spare obsidian
#

back in the day there was dramas about servers not getting recommended on quickplay

crisp cedar
#

tf2 fans on their way to play abandonware

cursive peak
#

Go back to pre-QuickPlay. Let the server browser rule them all.

grim parcel
#

honestly at this point, valve should pull the plug on tf2 and return to dota

crisp cedar
#

return?

#

tbh i dont mind

#

fuck it

tacit flare
spare obsidian
#

day of defeat

crisp cedar
#

no

spare obsidian
#

hl2mp

crisp cedar
#

just dota

#

very fun game

#

i like it

tacit flare
#

ricochet 2?

summer steeple
#

i don't think valve will ever pull the plug because it makes money

crisp cedar
#

also yeah

spare obsidian
#

rayne don't try to talk about dota outside of its propper thread challenge

crisp cedar
#

tf2 fans on their way to incentivize valve to do nothing by buying their cases

spare obsidian
grim parcel
#

yeah valve invented video game gambling

#

like remember that h3h3 video from 2015?

#

csgolotto

crisp cedar
#

i think the tf2 trading system is by far the best thing

#

maybe not the best best but i like it

#

theres an entire fucking economy

#

with currency!

#

all of the nft nerds should just trade tf2 items

grim parcel
#

and crate depressions

tacit flare
#

Even if Valve was to pull the plug, the one thing the TF2 community has for sure is an indescribable amount of raw spite to keep existing.

craggy ridge
crisp cedar
#

people were pretending nfts were some insane new thing but theyve existed and worked for years

#

the tf2 community is by far the most annoying community tho

tacit flare
spare obsidian
crisp cedar
#

they released a trailer for a dota update (biggest update in years) and the comment section was full of very sad tf2 players

formal dew
#

Tf2 trading was too much of an indirect path for valve

grim parcel
#

stop buying pictures of monkeys with hats, buy more awp dragon lores

spare obsidian
#

that people cried about?

tacit flare
crisp cedar
#

nah

spare obsidian
#

valve communitys is annoying period

crisp cedar
#

im convinced tf2 has some of the most petty people but i feel like thats because everyones on a stockholm syndrome with an abandoned game

tacit flare
#

Remember when Homestuck was a thing?

summer steeple
#

wasn't homestuck day like 2 weeks ago

spare obsidian
#

abandoned? crates? hats? bots? bro wake up its sep 11 2007 lets play TF2 :)

formal dew
#

Valve and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

crisp cedar
#

like look at this, these people are so petty

#

of the top 40 comments only one of them was actually someone who plays the game

spare obsidian
#

making mayor updates to its ips that produces money*

#

accurate representation

#

valve wants to dry your wallet out

formal dew
#

I saw a YouTube video that was a valve technical presentation at some conference, don't think it was on their channel

crisp cedar
#

if donald trump said he would make valve release a tf2 update trump would win next election

#

actually, nvm, he wouldnt

#

because tf2 players as always are the loud minority trollfig

small sirenBOT
#

*because tf2

players as always are the

loud minority*

formal dew
#

But someone mentioned tf2 in the comments and the replies were like my god get a life

crisp cedar
#

just like conservatives

craggy ridge
crisp cedar
#

FR

#

the only minority i hate is tf2 players

craggy ridge
#

especially the loud ones

crisp cedar
#

that goes so hard im gonna tweet that

spare obsidian
#

rayne visiting 4chan really braindamage him

summer steeple
#

*them

crisp cedar
#

what makes you say that i use 4chan

spare obsidian
#

idk

#

that or redditor pick your posion

crisp cedar
#

i only really just browse funny videos of people getting hurt on reddit

#

and /r/dota2

paper sluice
#

you cant be a redditor and use discord at the same time pick a struggle

crisp cedar
#

and when i comment on reddit it's just me talking shit

tacit flare
#

Why can't Valve just hire out TF2's development to another company? Or hell, with the amount of money they sit on, do like Microsoft did with Halo and make a child company to develop and maintain it? That way Valve don't need to do anything other than say what they don't like.

summer steeple
#

spite

crisp cedar
#

because

#

why?

spare obsidian
#

because the worst case scenario is that new comapny

#

would totally turn tf2 into a gatcha hell

crisp cedar
#

also this

spare obsidian
#

tf2 is fine with valve and its monetization

crisp cedar
#

as a dota player im so fucking happy valve owns dota

#

and not any other company

tacit flare
crisp cedar
#

it would be so much fucking worse under any other dev

spare obsidian
#

imagine if they sold tf2 to EA

formal dew
#

Valve has no reason to change their ongoing treatment of tf2

spare obsidian
#

the end of a era

crisp cedar
#

people still malding about ea?

#

are we still in 2019

#

or 2016

#

whatever was that time

spare obsidian
#

i mean they still gave reasons to so

crisp cedar
#

try ubisoft or riot

formal dew
#

all capitalist constructs deserve hatred

crisp cedar
#

or blizzard

#

that too

spare obsidian
#

blizzard is a death horse at this point lol

crisp cedar
#

but since we live in capitalism i must participate it

paper sluice
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what'd riot do
other than make valorant and leauge

small sirenBOT
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*but since we live in

capitalism i must

participate it*

crisp cedar
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i cant avoid it

craggy ridge
tacit flare
spare obsidian
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also riot? big chiling 🥶

crisp cedar
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the worst fucking

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game client

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of all time

craggy ridge
crisp cedar
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valorant is probably fine idk enough about valorant

craggy ridge
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I swear to god there was a politics board

spare obsidian
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for real too, idk why people unironically suggest that valve should hand tf2 to another dev team

tacit flare
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Wait, they took down /pol/?

crisp cedar
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👏 HIRE 👏 FANS

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more like FIRE FANS am i right

craggy ridge
formal dew
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valve hired a big tf2 fan

craggy ridge