#Team Fortress 2 Megathread - winter is the most chill time of year

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craggy ridge
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Ik its random but whats the max and whats the minimum

small sirenBOT
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*Ik its random

but whats the max qnd

whats the mimimum*

orchid sorrel
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When sandman could stun, if you hit them from a very long distance with the ball the victim would be 100% stunned

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Like how you are when snared by a taunt kill

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Even worked on giant robots (to an extent)

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Although this was due to an A.I bug than an intended mechanic

kind falcon
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whats "a very long distance" youre talking about

orchid sorrel
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Idk ur mom

kind falcon
orchid sorrel
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Ur mom is imagining things

kind falcon
rare creek
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because they removed the stun from the sandman

craggy ridge
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Ut you still get a achievement if you moonshot someone iirc

spare obsidian
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don't forgot that some achievements do not work has what the description says too

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there's a lot of bugs related to achievements

wintry marlin
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Achievement that requires to kill you stunned bots in mannhattan is actually accumulative and doesn't require you to do it in one wave.

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Which is nice to know because some pissy gambling addicts are since forever convinced that I talk too much.

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I asked politely.

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No response.

orchid sorrel
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600 tour scottish resistance demoman when someone says hello

kind falcon
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more like sniper but ok

orchid sorrel
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Only on bigrock

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If its 2city they’re using ScoRes sucking the fun out of the entire lobby

kind falcon
orchid sorrel
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Yea

wintry marlin
wintry marlin
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That's exactly what happened

next nymph
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i use stock stickies should i be

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i dunno the mvm meta at all

orchid sorrel
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Stock is for chads

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Do not give in to scottish resistance

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Realistically both are extremely powerful, but scottish resistance is notably powerful on manhattan because its spawns are poorly designed

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Every spawn takes the robots like 5 years to get to the field and they drop down into a little box

wintry marlin
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demo can singlehandedly deny uber snipers on the catwalk

orchid sorrel
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It makes it really easy to set up traps

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If ur playing community mvm stock is better tho

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Because robots spawn faster and in streams instead of slow bursts

wintry marlin
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stock is good when you don't know what comes
sr is better when you optimized the same tour to shit

orchid sorrel
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Yea

next nymph
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well i dont know what comes so that works well for me

orchid sorrel
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I also just like stock better

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Use quickie and be epic like me

wintry marlin
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I prefer stock because I am training for when I'll have an aussie one, I'm not like the rest

orchid sorrel
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I have like 3 different war painted stock stickies

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For 3 different loadouts

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Strange fn plaid (general use) strange fn macabre (halloween) and a strange fn festive nutcracker set (smissmas)

orchid sorrel
small sirenBOT
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*Also not even

being ironic, just play

like its pvp*

orchid sorrel
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Thanks bot

orchid sorrel
kind falcon
hybrid cloud
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seems to be 0.6

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i remember watching some whistling pyro streams where he showed off a flamethrower plugin and 0.6 seems to be the default flame box lifetime

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makes sense to me at least cause flames used to have a max range of ~250 hu and now it's ~340

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because it's random it can last anywhere between 0.5 and 0.7 seconds in the air

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yep

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if i could get that plugin he used on his livestreams i think i could make my ideal flamethrower, but it's not public unfortunately

next nymph
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ideal flamethrower:

  • infinite particle lifetime
  • particles bounce back and forth off geometry like pinballs
hybrid cloud
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true

potent wolf
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per tick

wintry marlin
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got a random urge.

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It's the finished result.

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trying some different lighting still.

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specifically the colors and settings.

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cold colors is the criteria.

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there's only so much I can do with lighting, I need to use some post processing.

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here's another screenshot.

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I was so hesitant of washing out his face only to notice the benefit at this point.

daring tiger
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why he sad

grim parcel
wintry marlin
jagged pawn
wintry marlin
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I think I'm just making a drive-inspired tf2 poster.

jagged pawn
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offclassing would be done more often if people didn't just blindly copy the top players; you're not as good at scout as b4nny just accept that and play to your strengths

wintry marlin
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that video is constantly on my tl

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I need a way to remove light rather than add it.

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or cancel it out in some way.

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I need negative light.

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apparently you can put negative numbers on volumetric light.

grim parcel
potent wolf
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Dispenser armor is so funny trollfig

wintry marlin
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I created the void instead.

grim parcel
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i wanna try it

craggy ridge
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if you have any tip on how to make the game look worse I am all ears

grim parcel
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ah i didn't know solid color playermodels was a thing

craggy ridge
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I really like the retro artstyle

grim parcel
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that's what really threw me off lol

wintry marlin
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okay, yep, I literally made a drive poster.

craggy ridge
craggy ridge
wintry marlin
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I already rendered it.

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I could render it in 4k and better launch settings though.

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for no reason at all other than to make my pc spin become loud for 10 minutes straight.

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I'm actually rendering it in 4k with absurd settings.

small sirenBOT
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*I'm actually

rendering it in 4k

with absurd settings.*

wintry marlin
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The render might take a while.

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A really long while.

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this is actually from blade runner. oops.

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I just looked this image up.

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I have absolutely no context for that scene.

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But now they look like they're looking at each other.

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It still hasn't started rendering.

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It's rendering now.

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My pc is going to overheat and die lol.

crisp cedar
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SPOILERS WTF

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MODS

wintry marlin
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Call better saul

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This one is kinda bad

wintry marlin
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Hey jesse I'm breaking bad

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Alright, after the render finishes I'd also have to compress the image to be under 2mb because that's the limit for steam uploads iirc

next nymph
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jesse breaking and james bad

summer steeple
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team... meth?

next nymph
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me-ike that's right

summer steeple
next nymph
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virtual giant sexbot gf

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that context is important, its not just any virtual gf

wintry marlin
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I ran a batch file to launch sfm correctly, now I'm actually doing the final render.

summer steeple
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yeah actually there is more context i just forgor

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but now i remember

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honestly i'm still impressed that movie is good

wintry marlin
summer steeple
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like the fact that modern hollywood made a sequel to blade runner, and it was actually really good????

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thats like

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lightning in a bottle

wintry marlin
next nymph
summer steeple
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lmaoooo yeah

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I mean i'm glad that they made a villain with 0 redeeming qualities so i didn't even have to think twice about hating jared leto

wintry marlin
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are you talking about among us?

summer steeple
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blade runner 2049

crisp cedar
wintry marlin
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crewmembers

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crewmates

summer steeple
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OH SHITW ATCH OUT

wintry marlin
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Posted it.

spare obsidian
orchid sorrel
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ye

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someone is making a TF2 soundfont version of the bad to the bone riff

craggy ridge
rare creek
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https://youtu.be/yotgbm2V8EM a tf2 video that doesn't suck and is actually very slightly funny

I challenge myself in the FUNNY and HILARIOUS video game Team Fortress 2 to see if I'm worthy. Very emotional.

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paper sluice
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horny

spare obsidian
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minecraft smp video format

crisp cedar
slender nexus
craggy ridge
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I've skinned the game

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This looks so fucking funny

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I will record a clip and post it on reddit

kind falcon
# craggy ridge
  1. the resolution is too high. consider -small
  2. replace every texture (walls, etc) to the same color
kind falcon
craggy ridge
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have what

kind falcon
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whatever mods ure using

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ur custom folder, if you wish

craggy ridge
kind falcon
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when the scou

high current
craggy ridge
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Yes

high current
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Sadge

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Makes sense though

wintry marlin
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I made another quick poster

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My instinct tells me to caption this with a snapchat line "Going to Tim Horton's what you want"

kind falcon
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erm

wintry marlin
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pov I just killed you

craggy ridge
wintry marlin
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I used this image as reference

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I'm going to fake a snapchat in paint.net there's no good web editor for this ffs.

kind falcon
kind falcon
wintry marlin
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posting on my steam profile

kind falcon
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only if you play 24/7 and constantly advertising

wintry marlin
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lol

kind falcon
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you are so silly..

craggy ridge
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I feel the need of biting things quite a lot

kind falcon
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and eat your insides

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😍

wintry marlin
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the feminine urge to dent an electric box with a kick after class

next nymph
craggy ridge
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but I am not a dog either

slender nexus
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what the flip

craggy ridge
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(it's sus)

daring tiger
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god so feminine

craggy ridge
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the feminine urge to give men prostates and then make gay sex a sin

small sirenBOT
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*the feminine urge

to give men prostates and then

make gay sex a sin*

wintry marlin
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No ideas.

daring tiger
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that'd be pretty devilish

wintry marlin
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camping on the moon.

wintry marlin
slender nexus
craggy ridge
potent wolf
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reddit....

summer steeple
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i fucking

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despise

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r/tf2

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"guys valve acknowledged tf2!" like yeah no shit

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they don't just forget it exists

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"guys this random thing that sort of looks like a tf2 reference means valve remembered us!"

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fucking

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aghhhh

spare obsidian
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someone needs to report r/tf2

hoary geyser
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it's reddit, what did you expect?

orchid sorrel
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guys the bugs in aperture desk job said mann co henry update confirmed?

craggy ridge
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the pyro just gets ejected as if he was an impostor

crisp cedar
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what the fuck is even the point of playing the game like this

spare obsidian
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because he can doesn't mean he should

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basically

craggy ridge
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How am i the only one who unironically likes this

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The colors are all so simple

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Nothing distracting you

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It's just you shooting at the bad guys

next nymph
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remember, rayne prefers btd5 graphics over btd6

summer steeple
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personally i like my video game to not look like an atari 2600 game which somehow produced 3d at a reasonable framerate

crisp cedar
summer steeple
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but thats just me

crisp cedar
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the thing i despise the most is that they added heroes or whatever

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so stupid

craggy ridge
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NAWWWW THIS MF HAS NO RIGHT TO TALK SHIT ABT ME

summer steeple
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simply don't use heroes

craggy ridge
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This is beauty idc what you say

crisp cedar
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its kinda ugly but i see the appeal

daring tiger
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Pudding just wanted to make the game look like themselves

craggy ridge
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Jeez you are getting me all blushed

daring tiger
zealous pond
formal dew
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Hightower contains the meaning of life

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The grand unified theory of physics

summer steeple
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so i just found out that there's a 1 in 12 chance that the minecart on bigrock will have a spy in it

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you'll have to forgive the water being shitty, i recompiled the map to make it 100% so i could record it

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also the video is quiet but it has the spy doing the best scream in the game

next nymph
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oh my god he has headphones in

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he cant hear us

formal dew
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spy is violating osha regulations

summer steeple
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i was just looking in the vmf and noticed there was a spy in the minecart and was like "i don't remember that"

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and then opened up the map and he was there the first time the minecart came down

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i couldn't stop laughing

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its fucking perfect

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the scream

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the fall into the pit

daring tiger
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this is why valve is great in humor

summer steeple
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bruh i came back to my pc after about a half hour and saw the HL2 logo on my desktop and thought to myself "wait, I thought tf2 used its own icon"

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i clicked it and saw the "out of memory" error

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classic

radiant merlin
craggy ridge
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Looking at random maps is such an interesting way to kill time

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I will try to see if I can find anything cool in Halloween maps

high current
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Party room on pl_pier👀

summer steeple
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fun fact, hammer++ has a memory leak because it never unloads assets

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so browsing the model or texture browser on lew mem can be a death sentence

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here's my current ram usage with most of the textures and models loaded (plus a bunch of custom assets)

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lets see what happens when i uncheck this trollfig

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oh right its 32 bit

potent wolf
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lol

summer steeple
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i wanted to use up all my ram :(

potent wolf
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simply port hammer to 64bit trollfig

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and reimplement all the h++ features

kind falcon
craggy ridge
radiant merlin
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i can't believe it's been 3 years and valve hasn't fixed vac banned players being able to join vac secured servers

rare creek
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its been almost 3 years and f2ps still cannot press E to call for medic

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three fucking years

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that would be outrageous for literally any other game

crisp cedar
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*literally any other game that gets non-community generated updates

formal dew
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it was actually cover for a minor medic nerf

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marginally harder to see who needs healing unless you turn on autocalls

hybrid cloud
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not for the game but for valve

formal dew
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Or the opposite of Stockholm syndrome

kind falcon
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NO

craggy ridge
grim parcel
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the skybox is black now damn

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i've been playing with those full color models though

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makes spotting snipers so ez

kind falcon
hoary geyser
limpid panther
summer steeple
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man

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I opened up merc park to poke around it

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and it just made me depressed

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so many weird issues and quirks

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it feels rushed

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and then i opened the vmf and got even more confused

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like blue just can't build in this area???

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and red can't build here once blue caps B????

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these weird grates at A are just floating

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like... completely

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they're not connected to anything

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these 2 grates by red's spawn at B are func_ladder?????

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and one of the most baffling things for me, these sloped playerclips

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i assume the intent was that you couldn't stand on these beams

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but... you can just stand on the very top of them

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because source doesn't have a way to tell stuff like this to be a slope always

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ok this is actually kind of cool but also something i've NEVER seen before

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when you cap A, all the health and ammo in the area prior is disabled

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doesn't happen on B tho

radiant merlin
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also you have to touch the third blu forward spawn for it to be active

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weird

summer steeple
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what no?

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it happens on cap

radiant merlin
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i never saw a map using that mechanic before

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no lol

summer steeple
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i'm looking at the logic rn

radiant merlin
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you have to enter the spawnroom

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otherwise you spawn at the room behind the point

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near those tanks

summer steeple
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ok i tested it

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i capped, noclipped over to some health

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gone

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no bots or anything else in the server

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and it happens when blue team caps

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ah yes "info_lighting"

formal dew
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ive always been annoyed at how the skybox mountain and interior mountain don't spatially match up at all

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no fire too

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Missed out on cool lava stuff

radiant merlin
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it seems that it activates itself after a few seconds

summer steeple
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i'm super confused what we're even talking about now

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apparently this health and ammo kit gets enabled when you cap A

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only one in the map that does that

radiant merlin
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funny source engine moment: this used to work a FEW HOURS ago, but now it doesn't

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idk why, i didn't touched anything

summer steeple
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vscript moment

radiant merlin
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valve: "we fixed attributes not updating!"
source engine:

summer steeple
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for some reaosn i want to say that custom attributes are applied to the current weapon, and you need to use a different function to then apply them to the player?

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i may be stupid tho

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in my script i grab the player's active weapon lmao

radiant merlin
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again, my script used to work a few hours ago

summer steeple
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right that too

radiant merlin
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also for some reason props are using the default cubemap? they are not shining as they should

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i didn't built cubemaps yet

radiant merlin
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hey fiend can you show me your script?

summer steeple
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this was what i was using

radiant merlin
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wep. is for player's weapon?

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or it is a custom var?

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oh i see custom var

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alright thanks bro

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if we get a bot i don't think they will kick it

zealous pond
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lol

jagged pawn
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oh damn exor beat me

summer steeple
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source?

formal dew
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valve product circa 2017

radiant merlin
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it works @summer steeple thanks!!

summer steeple
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nice

radiant merlin
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sigh

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for some reason now when i pick up the flag i don't get the speed bonus, but when i drop it i get it

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wtf

craggy ridge
kind falcon
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😭

frosty gull
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Flawless - Yeat

serene yarrow
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fiend post update waiting room

jagged pawn
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gump waiting room

summer steeple
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let me get out of bed

jagged pawn
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get on gump

potent wolf
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no major undocumented stuff as far as i can tell

jagged pawn
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gump isn't documented (yet)

summer steeple
potent wolf
jagged pawn
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LOL

daring tiger
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Stability improvement

summer steeple
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this is the only thing i noticed

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thumbnails

summer steeple
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its not that

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its potato mvm medals

daring tiger
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No?

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Oh

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No creepy clown spy

radiant merlin
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Can VAC banned players still join casual?

spare obsidian
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iirc no

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but they can spam the chat with their retrys

radiant merlin
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so they aren't banned from matchmaking yet

spare obsidian
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iirc they get banned from the server they where played

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but no vac banned

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and iirc the ban is like one full day in that server you where

radiant merlin
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yeah again the problem is the spam

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so it's not fixed yet

spare obsidian
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frankly the issue is they should be vac banned lol

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they don't get vac banned they just get banned from x server for 24hr

potent wolf
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and also the game coordinator shouldn't let vac banned accounts queue

heavy solarBOT
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@potent wolf has leveled up! (35 ➜ 36)

small sirenBOT
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*and also the game

coordinator shouldn't let

vac banned accounts queue*

radiant merlin
spare obsidian
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the whole system is dumb

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you get banned on a server but you can
a. wait 24hr
or
b. jump to another server

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at least csgo game coordinator isn't that dumb in these cases lol

potent wolf
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I don't see how getting votekicked should ban you from connecting to all servers though

spare obsidian
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i mean if there's a clearly a cheater they should get vac banned

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no question asked

orchid sorrel
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you can also spam a client with lobby invites, making it impossible for that user to play mvm since they cant access the shop

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you can set up some bot accounts to basically just ddos anybody you dont like out of mvm

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even works on community servers, had it happen during our potato steam last summer

spare obsidian
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remmenber that the MM system is on "beta" lol

radiant merlin
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also, what crocodile?

wintry marlin
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the one that kills you

spare obsidian
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the one added with mercenary park

orchid sorrel
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yea prob the merc park croc

spare obsidian
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the one used in func_crocodile

radiant merlin
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oh

orchid sorrel
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they took him to a veterinarian

radiant merlin
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i guess they forgot the "func_"

spare obsidian
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yeah lol

radiant merlin
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sasasa

spare obsidian
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...i literally said that

kind falcon
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is it

orchid sorrel
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votekicks also no longer temp ban you from the server you got kicked, so you can just requeue

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especially notable in mann up where you can votekick a toxic player and theyre back in seconds

radiant merlin
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also valve updated the squirrel version to 3.2

spare obsidian
orchid sorrel
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that was a doozy

spare obsidian
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they need to fix Arena Vote system

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for some reason the vote system in Arena mode is wonky lol

small sirenBOT
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*for some reason the

vote system in Arena

mode is wonky lol*

radiant merlin
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you know what would be funny? that valve updated the friendly fire mode

small sirenBOT
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*you know what would be

funny? that valve updated

the friendly fire mode*

jagged pawn
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bot thinks fire is one syllable
death penalty

daring tiger
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Is it not?

next nymph
jagged pawn
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wrong

rare creek
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new update

radiant merlin
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i can't even update the game wtf

potent wolf
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no issues here

radiant merlin
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also who update enclosure? valve or the creators?

spare obsidian
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someone forgot to buildcubemaps

summer steeple
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i don’t think pier even got updated…

potent wolf
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only map that got changed was enclosure

radiant merlin
summer steeple
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yeah i just checked and my pier cubemaps are fine

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even tried to get the same location as the image for the funny

rare creek
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epic fail

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i was playing on the shounic server where he has his rebalanced maps and only pl_pier_shoe4_1 has this problem

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none of the other maps and not the official pier

daring tiger
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shoe

rare creek
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and it was fine before the update

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somehow this information makes it even more strange

potent wolf
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verify the game files?

cursive peak
kind falcon
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frogg

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silly

cursive peak
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Half hour to show time.

cursive peak
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Pregame chatter.

wintry marlin
unborn pecan
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josh why is your heavy smoking WEED!

formal dew
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i failed to notice this but the map workshop is officially "out" of beta

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cactus canyon and asteroid must be soon

summer steeple
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did they actually remove the beta notice lmao

formal dew
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ye

limpid panther
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tell me some cvars/launch options that random people on reddit or teamfortress.tv swear will improve your FPS

cursive peak
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There's the old myth that setting everything to max will improve performance.

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Or even just doing a cleanup.

limpid panther
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what do they say you should increase specifically? LOD?

cursive peak
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Everything.

paper sluice
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increase interp to 1

cursive peak
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Weirdest one that did help on a couple of machines was updating audio drivers for onboard audio.

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I know at least one person reported doubling their frames with that weird trick, but they were only getting 15fps before that.

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That's got a few bad ones in it.

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If anyone did get a performance boost out of maxing out their settings, I think it was likely due to finally kicking in boost clocks or something.

kind falcon
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die

frosty gull
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no

kind falcon
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Death threats

frosty gull
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no

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  • cancels *
left sand
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uncletopia

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xD

daring tiger
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Yeah they don’t have the best… stability

left sand
daring tiger
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Ouchie

potent wolf
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oh dear

daring tiger
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yep it's pretty bad

jaunty willow
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y u c k

daring tiger
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everyone you look at is stuttering around

daring tiger
jaunty willow
kind falcon
jaunty willow
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a wise spy once said "if I wanted to suicide I would jump down from my ping to my FPS"

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the joke being that his ping was high but his FPS wasn't

zealous pond
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But high ping helps Spies get facestabs!

unborn pecan
unborn pecan
paper sluice
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mf tobasco

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what would blue hot sauce be

unborn pecan
paper sluice
unborn pecan
unborn pecan
next nymph
craggy ridge
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#SANDTF2

lean cove
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@potent wolf was it you that was talking about tf2 symbols still being included on linux?

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cause i dont see them

summer steeple
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iirc they said its only on mac?

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not linux

lean cove
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yeah thats what i thought the situation was

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but i guess i misread their messages

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or misremembered

formal dew
#

if you play tf2 on mac in anno domini 2023

#

valve will drone strike your house

potent wolf
#

although you can usually crossref strings or vtables to find the functions on linux

#

what are you doing with the linux bins btw?

kind falcon
lean cove
kind falcon
unborn pecan
#

Fr

radiant merlin
#

this vent was dirty af

spare obsidian
#

are you revamping the stock maps?

next nymph
#

just adding more dirt to the vents

crisp cedar
#

looks like sand

daring tiger
radiant merlin
formal dew
#

Valve will hire you soon

radiant merlin
#

from ow2

#

i'll probably add sand instead

left sand
crisp cedar
#

the worst map ever, now in real life

kind falcon
#

omg 2fort in fotnite

slender nexus
#

Hop on Team Fortnite 2

jaunty willow
#

oh my god

#

that looks good

daring tiger
hybrid cloud
#

uncletopia dont play payload challenge

potent wolf
#

literally impossible

next nymph
#

new gamemode: 5cp (center payload)
there are 5 different payloads across the map and you have to get them all in the same spot by pushing them, but the other team can push them back or you can accidentally push them too forward

jaunty willow
#

That sounds like hell

#

I like it

frosty gull
wintry marlin
#

Was the lollichop elmaxo thing or mönkey

#

Suddenly everyone wants to be elon of tf2

hybrid cloud
#

elmaxo

orchid sorrel
#

I think monkey just advertised his scm listings in youtube

small sirenBOT
#

*I think monkey just

advertised his scm

listings in youtube*

limpid panther
#

what should I do first:
benchmark each mastercomfig preset
benchmark mastercomfig low + 1 module for each graphical module (as in: low + lod_medium, then low + lod_high, etc, etc)
benchmark mastercomfig low linux vs windows (+ reasonable OS optimizations)

radiant merlin
#

@summer steeple do you know how to set a nav area for engie nests?

radiant merlin
#

Tf mark sentry spot doesn't work

rare creek
#

i agree with this statement

radiant merlin
sterile sinew
left sand
#

afaik they fixed it really specifically that acted like the collision code was a bunch of landmines

i.e. they were targeting not the underlying cause but the specific conditions it occurred in the gullywash/badwater reports

high current
#

So wrap assassin players are still sad? :(

wild grove
#

Not really.

#

Honestly I wouldn't blame them for acting like it is knowing source.

daring tiger
limpid panther
#

expressions are cool

#

I need to benchmark how much performance they cost in my PC, if it's not too much I will enable them

daring tiger
limpid panther
#

spent the whole afternoon benchmarking every preset and now I realized I was doing echo "preset=medium" > /Games/Team Fortress 2/tf/cfg/overrides/pre_comfig.cfg instead of echo "preset=medium" > "/Games/Team Fortress 2/tf/cfg/overrides/pre_comfig.cfg"

#

😭😭😭

summer steeple
#

i'm not sure what the difference is between the 2 lines

daring tiger
#

""

spare obsidian
grim parcel
summer steeple
#

i swear it had quotations around both

potent wolf
#

Nope, you're just going nonsensical trollfig

grim parcel
limpid panther
#

I'm VERY surprisedd that medium-low performs basically the same as low

daring tiger
#

that is surprising

limpid panther
#

doesn't medium-low use ragdolls and shit?

daring tiger
#

no

#

I think all of medium has ragdolls disabled

#

actually how much changes between medium low and low

#

because I remember trying out medium low and it having the blocky textures at that point

summer steeple
#

looks like, lighting, water, characters, and some hud stuff

heavy solarBOT
#

@summer steeple has leveled up! (72 ➜ 73)

limpid panther
#

its basically lightning=medium, water (which my demo had none of), characters and friend avatars on hud

#

now I really wanna try every module and see what I can get away with increasing without any performance impact

cursive peak
jagged pawn
# limpid panther

this is a slight oversimplification but what I'm seeing is that having 6 options is largely overkill when there are realistically 3 with minor differences?

#

like medium and low seem genuinely not worth using from the higher variance / effectively nonexistent frame save respectively, and then if you're using high anyway then ultra really doesn't seem that much worse

#

any idea why the variance was so much higher than medium high on medium?

limpid panther
#

no, this simplification you mention is only accurate for my specific setup on that load. The results would be specially different for medium-low vs low if there was water, or if there were more players on screen.

#

also, the difference between ultra and high is a almost 20 fps

limpid panther
#

in simple terms: there is a 96% chance of variance on medium being higher or equal to the one from medium-high given this exact result

#

but the outliers in medium make me think the more likely explanation is something interfering with the results

spare obsidian
crisp cedar
#

hate it when this happens in my games

left sand
unborn pecan
#

😭 Turkey Tom got his hands on TF2

#

Apprently

#

Scrap.tf mods and owners are a bunch of creeps

#

😲 No way, TF2 community figure is a creep?!?!?!?!

potent wolf
#

credit to Richter Overtime for the idea of this one

paper sluice
#

So it’s not super recent I don’t think

unborn pecan
#

like

#

It's always the people in charge of those .tf sites

crisp cedar
#

all i know is that if you wrote crap.tf into your browser it would lead you to a site shitting on geel9

unborn pecan
crisp cedar
#

no way

#

someone saved it on internet archive

#

omg

#

it used to play some song

unborn pecan
#

I am lookg in there

#

😭 Why is it always the niche furry and mlp community figures

craggy ridge
#

it's a reference to a better call saul poster

crisp cedar
#

hahahahha holy shit

unborn pecan
cursive peak
#

It's just feet.

paper sluice
#

Steam works foot fetish apologist CONFIRMED

#

Banned for life

unborn pecan
#

It's more than that

cursive peak
#

It's the most common fetish from what I've heard.

unborn pecan
#

Jesse and his friends apparently groomed minors into sending nudes

small sirenBOT
#

*Jesse and his friends

apparently groomed minors

into sending nudes*

unborn pecan
#

It's weird

left sand
unborn pecan
#

The feet part is whatever

left sand
#

fucking weak ass people who can't handle being a weirdo, they have to abuse their power and age

unborn pecan
#

Oh yeah fr

left sand
#

in order to normalize their insecurities

#

theyre insecure for liking something that isn't "normal" so they want to convert others

craggy ridge
left sand
#

and they're so weak they can't do it normally

#

like through conversation through peers and get consensual participation in their fetish or whatever

#

its so infuriating and wrong. i didn't know all about the jesse stuff. i heard some stuff about it and stopped using scrap.tf, i didnt know marketplace.tf was connected

#

thats fucked up they tried to hide it all for fucking MONEY and a monopoly

unborn pecan
#

scrap.tf owns marketplace and backpack as well

left sand
#

i guess they dont get money from that one though

spare obsidian
#

one that's not scummy?

unborn pecan
spare obsidian
#

why people has to be so freaking weird on a 16 years old game

small sirenBOT
#

*why people has to

be so freaking weird on a

16 years old game*

spare obsidian
#

like its hard to be normal?

unborn pecan
#

Source Engine communities be weird

#

Unless it's something big like CS:GO or Dota 2

#

BRODY does NOT condone THESE KINDS OF BEHAVIOR

spare obsidian
#

yeah in general source brings the worst of the worst people

#

elitist, freaks, you name it

paper sluice
#

Gmod nazi rp

unborn pecan
#

Frrrrr

spare obsidian
#

the developter side of source is not free from this too sadly

#

if you're a rockie you would get bashed because of your lack of knowledge of the engine

craggy ridge
#

i think i finally got tired of tf2

#

burn out

unborn pecan
#

It's a fun game, but I ain't got the time

craggy ridge
#

i havent opened the game in a week

#

and i really dont feel like playing it

spare obsidian
#

just don't be involved into the community

craggy ridge
#

same feeling as among us

spare obsidian
#

i literally follow the r/realtf2 subreddit because the "official" one is people going schizo because valve release cs2

hybrid cloud
#

i have gaps between playing tf2

unborn pecan
#

🫡

#

Brody will be the Head of Shenanigans

hybrid cloud
unborn pecan
formal dew
#

takes one to know one, though

crisp cedar
#

and in a lot of other places too

#

valve and everyone else just stopped working with all of them

unborn pecan
#

But it's like

spare obsidian
#

also i hate tf2tubers that spread the hate of cs2

unborn pecan
#

They got a lot of eyes on them

crisp cedar
#

dude

#

tf2 fans hate fucking everything

unborn pecan
#

TF2 Fans when their favorite youtuber plays overwatch

crisp cedar
#

when dota underlords got released and they made a cinematic trailer for it the comments were full of tf2 losers begging for attention from valve

unborn pecan
#

fr

formal dew
#

just one more update and I'll go clean

crisp cedar
#

like its so pathetic

#

play a different game wtf

formal dew
#

Parasocial relationship moment

unborn pecan
#

CSGO is fun

#

no cap

paper sluice
#

Real and true

formal dew
#

I am poor at it

paper sluice
#

Just play de_nuke only and your skill will become 1000

spare obsidian
#

they hate because valve does something besides tf2

#

and when they do tf2 they get mad

unborn pecan
#

Fr

spare obsidian
#

because is not fucking heavy updated

unborn pecan
#

TF2 source 2 never happening 🫡

crisp cedar
#

good

#

they dont deserve it

hybrid cloud
#

it isn't necessary and valve doesn't want to do it

spare obsidian
#

also i hate how some tf2tubers feels entitled to say their weapon balances they suggested should be incorporated just because

crisp cedar
#

like yea they did promise a heavy update but whatever idc

#

i really dont care

#

i moved on from tf2 a long time ago

unborn pecan
#

they just said it would happen later

crisp cedar
#

id say thats atleast 0.5 promises but ok

#

anyways

hybrid cloud
#

tf2bers dont deserve balance opinions because most of them are playing like 0.5% better than the average pubber

unborn pecan
#

Brody will contact valve and force them to make official fempyro addon

#

🫡

crisp cedar
#

like

#

do tf2 fans even play anything else

unborn pecan
unborn pecan
#

I think most people get into tf2

#

because like

hybrid cloud
#

higps balance mod?

#

no

unborn pecan
#

It's all their hardware can run

crisp cedar
#

what

unborn pecan
#

Like

paper sluice
crisp cedar
#

tf2 is the very last thing i would say is good for old or slow hardware

spare obsidian
unborn pecan
#

I only started playing TF2 cause it was like the only FPS than ran on my macbook air

spare obsidian
#

he got so entitled because one of his balances got added

unborn pecan
#

Fortnite

#

Call of Duty

crisp cedar
#

ok fortnite

craggy ridge
crisp cedar
#

fair

#

fair

unborn pecan
#

Like

#

New AAA fps's

#

TF2 is easier to run

crisp cedar
#

i guess

#

i rarely ever play the newest games

unborn pecan
#

Neither do I

#

trollfig RX 580

crisp cedar
#

like the only new aaa game im interested in playing is re4

#

and even then

small sirenBOT
#

*like the only new

aaa game im interested in

playing is re4*

unborn pecan
#

It's "old"

spare obsidian
#

suggesting higps balanced mod unironically means you either live under a rock or you hate yourself lol

crisp cedar
#

i dont imagine the requirements went up much

hybrid cloud
#

tf2 is badly optimized but its also so old and full of community contributions that it's easy to make it work on your computer

crisp cedar
#

because i could run re2 just fine

#

my honest opinion is that tf2 is a fuck

paper sluice
#

Wtf

crisp cedar
#

when tf2 was made in 2007 it wasnt made with the hindsight of it having so much content poured into it over the years

unborn pecan
crisp cedar
#

its such a mess and valve never expected to take it this far

unborn pecan
#

Kenajcrap, change your name to Brodnajcrap

#

pls

#

🙏

crisp cedar
#

imo if they ever want to work on tf2 again in full force they would probably just start over

unborn pecan
#

Source 2 trollfig

crisp cedar
#

honestly

hybrid cloud
#

it's a mess because tf2 was a testing bed for things that wouldnt fly in their more "serious" games until they proved they could iirc

spare obsidian
potent wolf
#

unreal engine tf2 trollfig

crisp cedar
#

it would literally be easier to just remake it in source 2 and im not even joking

hybrid cloud
#

valve was still disconnected as hell when they were developing the game

crisp cedar
#

valve are trying to abandon source 1 as soon as possible

#

because working on source 1 SUUUUUUCKS

limpid panther
crisp cedar
#

i love source 1 dont get me wrong but working on source 1 things SUUUUCKS

limpid panther
#

and surely most modules scale non-linearly

unborn pecan
#

TF2 Source 2 Patch Log:

* Added BigSlappy
* Removed Spy
* sauce 2 engine or whatever
crisp cedar
#

i hope they add big slappy as the game's last big hooray

limpid panther
#

this method would not represent any covariance between modules, which definitely exist, but I can just test for that after tweaking them to my liking

spare obsidian
#

15 bans for the big slappy tf is happening with the internal steam moderations lol

crisp cedar
#

its a million times easier to work on source 2

unborn pecan
#

I love big slappy

#

😳

unborn pecan
#

Source engien tools run rather well on Wine

#

actually

hybrid cloud
#

yea but i doubt they really want to work on team fortress as a franchise even

crisp cedar
#

i mean theres no rule in valve saying "NEVER TALK ABOUT TEAM FORTRESS"

small sirenBOT
#

*i mean theres no rule

in valve saying "NEVER TALK

ABOUT TEAM FORTRESS"*

crisp cedar
#

they have plenty on their plate already

hybrid cloud
#

not at all but everything else is either more successful or easier to work with

crisp cedar
#

while yes valve has nearly infinite money

#

they lack a lot in workforce

unborn pecan
crisp cedar
#

they have like 500 employees

unborn pecan
#

I thnk vlave has like

#

360?

crisp cedar
#

which isnt nearly even enough

hybrid cloud
#

tf2 is both low priority and high maintenance

unborn pecan
#

There was something abuot a court order

crisp cedar
#

to maintain what they own

unborn pecan
#

Forcing valve to tell a court, and the public records, their employee count

#

GUYS IDEA

#

we sell TF2 to EA trollfig

hybrid cloud
#

even if they hired more people i doubt they'd work on tf2 because of how old it is

spare obsidian
#

no

#

fuck EA

crisp cedar
#

i mean

#

who said they have to work on tf2

hybrid cloud
#

that's what im saying

crisp cedar
#

when they can work on tf2...reborn

unborn pecan
#

🤯

spare obsidian
hybrid cloud
#

if they hired more people they'd work on like dota armpit worship or the steam deck

crisp cedar
#

dota doesnt really get as much attention from valve as you think it does

#

dont be misled by tf2 fan hate

#

just because we get an update every 5 months doesnt mean we get all the attention

unborn pecan
#

😋

#

gamer sweat

hybrid cloud
#

from what i've seen its the IP theyre most willing to work with and that's as a general consumer not a tf2 fan

#

they attempted at least 2 spinoffs and an anime

left sand
crisp cedar
#

tf2 fans when valve's most successful ips get a spinoff and a show

#

how could valve do this to us...their most loyal fans

unborn pecan
#

"fans"

hybrid cloud
#

tbf

crisp cedar
#

it's rly funny cuz

spare obsidian
#

a true fan would not whing about what valve does lol

paper sluice
#

Tf2 was gonna get one but valve time trollfig

hybrid cloud
#

tf2 was rumored to get an adult swim spot that never happened because valve dragged their feet

unborn pecan
#

not rumored

crisp cedar
#

valve attempted two spinoffs for dota

unborn pecan
#

Experiation Day was a proof of concept

hybrid cloud
#

and also the main artist for the tf2 comics does dota comics and cards now

crisp cedar
#

one failed and while a few devs really really wanted to make it work, valve forced cancellation

#

the other decently worked but they just stopped working on it

#

for no reason

hybrid cloud
#

so if youre super into the tf2 space

crisp cedar
#

the anime wasnt even made by valve

hybrid cloud
#

you feel a little betrayed

crisp cedar
#

its really funny cuz

#

dota fans

#

literally dont give a shit about anything else than the main game

spare obsidian
#

literally

hybrid cloud
#

respect tbh

unborn pecan
#

Cold Take: Dota is not fun

#

Mobas are not fun

crisp cedar
#

why do you think that

unborn pecan
#

Because MOBAS SUCK ASSSSSSS!

potent wolf
#

I think that's called an opinion...

spare obsidian
crisp cedar
#

that's not a very productive thought

unborn pecan
#

oh wait you are a dota nerd

unborn pecan
unborn pecan
crisp cedar
#

i havent logged into the mcoms server yet but when i do im going to find your base and grief it

#

and ill frame puddin for it

#

ill leave a grass path trail leading to puddin's base

hybrid cloud
#

to tf2 fans its like we were going to get similar things but then we didnt because it was too much effort and then this happens

hybrid cloud
#

on the face of it i can at least understand where some anger comes from

unborn pecan
#

over 50k blocks out

crisp cedar
#

ok?

unborn pecan
#

no nether portal

potent wolf
unborn pecan
#

no connection

#

trollfig isolated

unborn pecan
hybrid cloud
#

but also tf2 fans are like kids

unborn pecan
#

They are fr

#

LITERALLY

#

Mcoms how does it feel to be a daycare worker

left sand
crisp cedar
#

how could you be so naive

unborn pecan
crisp cedar
#

there is no escape

unborn pecan
#

Every time I tried playing Dota

#

it's like

crisp cedar
#

no recall or intervention can work in this place

unborn pecan
#

I don't get anything

crisp cedar
#

come, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my mercy

unborn pecan
#

The tutorials don't tell you much beyond basic mechanics

hybrid cloud
#

went into a casual server and some small child was talking about fnaf or something

unborn pecan
#

When do we kiss

left sand
#

literally mobas are like meth. it will affect everyone's dopamine it's just like, you gotta know how to take it

crisp cedar
#

we're moving too fast

#

@unborn pecan the thing ill tell you about dota is basically

small sirenBOT
#

*@Brody the thing

ill tell you about dota

is basically*

crisp cedar
#

if you're a instant gratification seeking zoomer

#

it might not work out for you

unborn pecan
#

No I took ym time

#

Like with TF2

#

like

#

something can be challenging and fun at the same time

crisp cedar
#

dota encourages teamwork and learning a lot

left sand
#

dota 2 takes about

#

500 hours to be fun

crisp cedar
#

and it's very rewarding to learn

#

id say more 100

spare obsidian
#

you know what we need? return to classic times of tf2

#

where things where so simple

hybrid cloud
#

100 hours is a ton of time in any game

left sand
#

yes 100 hours is when you can see "oh this can be fun"

#

but 500 hours is like

#

oh this is meth

crisp cedar
#

yeah basically

unborn pecan
#

I will install dota now then

crisp cedar
#

ok

#

we will play together

paper sluice
crisp cedar
#

dont be afraid nerevar

paper sluice
#

And cuz I’d also be a sandbag

left sand
#

its fun to play with a friend because then you can spend all game making fun of your team

crisp cedar
#

we shall drive the mongrel dogs of the empire from morrowind

unborn pecan
#

😭 I remembered why I uninstalled Dota 2

#

trollfig IT FUCKING REQUIRES STEAM RUNTIME

#

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