Saturday arenas

[marsh jolt]

Unrated, not prized, for funsies.

still in the club tho so join club

[worn hound]

hmmmm

[marsh jolt]

[short badge]

👀

[worn hound]

is this gonna be in ur status soon

[eager barn]

💀

[marsh jolt]

my status should be "read the damn faq"

[rigid shore]

I am not

[eager barn]

[worn hound]

tru

[novel schooner]

balls

[worn hound]

wy the hell r these geniuses voting london bruh

also whats king of th ehill?

[lament skiff]

LONDON BEST OPENING

[novel schooner]

E5 superiority

[eager barn]

London best opening 🙏🏻

[paper zephyr]

Balls

[eager barn]

Ah just beat a 1500 london player IRL

[dawn ingot]

nah man big chungus gambit best opening

[balmy oak]

Bland opening

[worn hound]

if its the best opening then why the hell do u need a custom arena for it

[lament skiff]

nice pfp

[dawn ingot]

💀

[balmy oak]

It’s like telling someone if you were an ice cream flavor you’d be vanilla

[eager barn]

I am not aware of any such opening 🙏🏻

[eager barn]

Thanks?

[spark cliff]

I want prized ones on saturday because I work literally every Friday

[worn hound]

[dawn ingot]

i downed 3L of benadryl🙏🏼

[lament skiff]

you are welcome (no it is not sarcastic or anything)

[eager barn]

[marsh jolt]

there will be like. rols as prizes

[eager barn]

If we go by that logic e4 would be vanilla and London would be mint 🙏🏻

[marsh jolt]

lol london winning can't believe this

[eager barn]

[lament skiff]

YAY I WANT LONDON PLAYER ROL

[dawn ingot]

italian game solos

[balmy oak]

Noooo E4 has so many branches to go off of

[worn hound]

whyd u even put it there 😂
couldve put something like 16 pawns or something instead 😂

[eager barn]

Gay

[dawn ingot]

i have the italian game main line in my head

it goes

[marsh jolt]

[eager barn]

e4 is the most common and therefore most basic 🙏🏻

[marsh jolt]

yeah

[dawn ingot]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4 bc5 c3 nf6 d4 exd4 cxd4 bb3+ bd2 bxd2 nxd2

then d5

[worn hound]

u hv to know how much ur opinions would weigh with that name

[marsh jolt]

and also stronger than you so don't try any funny business

[balmy oak]

It’s not about bein most common it’s just London is the same setup like every single time and it just kinda borin to play

[dawn ingot]

^^^

[eager barn]

We will bore you to death and eventually checkmate 🙏🏻

[dawn ingot]

not if i pull the american gambit

[worn hound]

watch me trade everything to a draw 😂

[dawn ingot]

starts off with e4

then glock to e5

[eager barn]

Bet, I'll fight you

[eager barn]

That’s a real opening btw 🙏🏻

[dawn ingot]

i know, i use it always🙏🏼

[eager barn]

gives engine assistance

[worn hound]

@marsh jolt where is the atomic option

[oak pelican]

idk how much utc is i so i aint voting 🙏

[worn hound]

utc is gmt

[dawn ingot]

theres the texan variation which is e4 glock e5, theres the california version which starts with d4 big mac to e5
then the new york shitter which is e4 then knife to e5

[oak pelican]

still dont know

[eager barn]

I am learning so much today 🙏🏻

[worn hound]

then u need to learn how the clock works worldwide, go google it real quick

[craggy trellis]

rat defence on top

[oak pelican]

homie i do

[eager barn]

I am a rat 🙏🏻

[dawn ingot]

theres so many more variations but those are the main lines🙏🏼

[oak pelican]

idk what timezone it is

cba googling

[violet pulsar]

[exotic marten]

Dam

[dawn ingot]

the ohio version starts with black e3 then white plays c3 then black plays re7

[balmy oak]

Hey I’m in California!

[worn hound]

its the central one 😂
every other timezone is calculated from it, how do u not know how much ur timezone differes form it 😂

[dawn ingot]

so am i

[eager barn]

I have an OTB tournament later today, I will try this thanks for the help 🙏🏻

[dawn ingot]

of course🙏🏼 i recomend the texan version first its very easy to use and very efficient

[oak pelican]

the one in london?

[eager barn]

I am doing some opening prep about it now 🙏🏻

[worn hound]

how r people not voting 960 and voting london bruh

[dawn ingot]

good luck🙏🏼

[worn hound]

greenwich, idk if london has the same one or not

[oak pelican]

how are people not voting bongcloud but voting london

[oak pelican]

yeah its the one

im 3 hours earlier from it

[eager barn]

bongcloud is a forced draw 🙏🏻

[worn hound]

ye anything is better than london, also there was already a bongcloud one last week

[oak pelican]

because bongcloud arena best arena

read my bio

smh

[worn hound]

well u missed the 5+0 bc arena formlast week, i did as well caus ei was sleeping 😂

[oak pelican]

i played like 4 matches and dipped

couldnt play it lulz

[worn hound]

😂

[rancid epoch]

no usually just bore me to death then lose as soon as they are out of london moves

[eager barn]

I have lost hundreds of times with 1. d4 e5 2. Bf4 🙏🏻

[rancid epoch]

of course

[craggy totem]

I voted for bongcloud

[oak pelican]

alex always based

[craggy totem]

What time control did you vote for?

[oak pelican]

blitz

[craggy totem]

Same

[tulip junco]

😋😋

[craggy totem]

What did you vote for?

[tulip junco]

I didnt

[craggy totem]

Vote for blitz pls

[tulip junco]

no

[wheat timber]

Blitz is dog water unless you’re 2000+

[eager barn]

Me: defeats a 1741 FIDE in the first round as an 1129

[eager barn]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-bed-time-boo-tired-exhausted-gif-17438794

[steel grotto]

Saturday is better

[celest flame]

What do we have to vote on??

[celest flame]

Rapid is better imo

[steel grotto]

RAPID!!

[summer epoch]

blitz or rapid

[orchid knot]

When's this Saturday arena?

[worn hound]

saturday??

[eager barn]

sir I suggest that you think about that more than did you did when you were typing that question

[azure lion]

Omg, I was 1st for Friday arena yayyy and I got chess diamond forever.

Oh, I just woke up, nvm :((

[tawdry crater]

RAPID

[azure lion]

anyone wanna play?

[ashen plaza]

Me?

[worn hound]

aleast london isnt winning

all hail the chosen one:- bongcloud 😂

[orchid knot]

i meant the timings bruh

[worn hound]

There is literally a vote for that

[frozen herald]

anitta is asleep, no arena

[craggy totem]

better luck next time 😔

[frozen herald]

who knows, maybe at 8pm

[worn hound]

[worn hound]

1:30am

[craggy totem]

it's 11:43 AM where I live

[sly drift]

When does the arena start?

And how do I join?

[frozen herald]

nobody knows

[craggy totem]

when Anitta wakes up

[frozen herald]

admin

[sly drift]

I challenge you troll to a game

You lose, you have to apologize

Of course she won't 😮‍💨

[orchid knot]

where....

[craggy totem]

The Saturday arena was an April fools joke.

[reef tree]

WHAT??!