and im here for it
#🏁Motorsports
vivid rock
late seal
Aston Martin in front finally 
thorn topaz
This is going to be absolute chaos yes
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This race might not even get started
thorn topaz
Bernd is gonna be DOTD
Bernie Ecclestone and Brundle are going to love this death race
More SC
atomic egret
Would be hilarious if there weren't enough cars for Q1
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Max almost binned it 
atomic egret
or is it Q3? I can never remember
thorn topaz
Bernd will be able to renew his super license after this session
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Yeah this is fucked 
atomic egret
This'll be the only over taking all weekend
thorn topaz
This is fucking pointless
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Everyone reporting rivers across the track
vivid rock
this isnt starting
thorn topaz
It should be red flagged at this stage tbf
finite sun
No way this is happening
late seal
Red flag
atomic egret
Start it and make them all pit on L1 for full wets
thorn topaz
There it is
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And there we go
atomic egret
reed
thorn topaz
Bernd won the Sprint 
atomic egret
Stroll been licking his tear offs
thorn topaz
Stroll you have a problem between your ears. Its called a fault 40
late seal
Bortoleto said its so bad you can't even get heat on the brakes apparently 
trim girder
he's just gone over his visor licking quota.
thorn topaz
Max sounds fucking nackered
finite sun
Probably is
thorn topaz
Not that I blame him after his girl gave birth
vivid rock
hes not tired after the birth
sinful kiln
https://dubz.co/c/51ef18 poor charles 
vivid rock
he was just up till 4am sim racing probably
woeful dawn
Bernd early running for DOTD
atomic egret
he was just up till 4am sim racing probably
Minecraft
finite sun
https://dubz.co/c/51ef18 poor charles <:CryLeclerc:814361768897675276>
Aqua planing at its finest
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The 1 hour race clock starts 30 minutes in
As they have 1hr 30 to complete the sprint race
atomic egret
Got as big splot approaching
late seal
Ngl I think it's going to be no sprint today
thorn topaz
Does look like that
trim girder
some american: just slap some off roads on it and let rip 
thorn topaz
Fucking hell that replay of Lechair
woeful dawn
Just turn layft KKonaW
thorn topaz
lmfao Kimi and Bono just having a chat
late seal
Driving on ice there
thorn topaz
No shot this is going ahead
late seal
Yeah
thorn topaz
FIA PTSD from that Spa race
late seal
Fuck it, I'm going to play something. This shit ain't happening
atomic egret
That sweeper is doing nothing
thorn topaz
Hulk went and took a shit at Merc
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Apparently rain is forecast for tomorrow as well 
atomic egret
It's almost like this is a shitty track
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so apparently the race might have not started
atomic egret
No drainage
thorn topaz
FIA are trying to pull some mental gymnastics seemingly
We did not have an extra formation lap. Can you fucking not FIA
atomic egret
Hai Bono!
thorn topaz
Tom Kristensen looks pissed lmao
late seal
8 minutes
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Race will start at 25 past
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Probably
late seal
Famous people I don't know 
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FIA are smoking some shit again 
thorn topaz
Double checked. Weed is not legal in Florida
sinful kiln
maybe there is a rule that the teams need minimum X min before the race start and they forgot about it ?
thorn topaz
Only medicinal weed
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“The race did not start”
thorn topaz
MBS on his way to El Salvador
It was CLEARLY an extra formation lap 
They just forgot to tell anyone
Ted clearly wants everyone to fuck it into walls, calling for slicks
Karen from Race Control. Thank you for that Crofty
More rain inbound 
Ope. 4 police cars just screamed past my place 
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Turns out 6 idiots started throwing punches near my local supermarket
O well. FAFO
Shut up Crofty, that was clearly Leclerc's car with a quick wrap on it
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Grid start 
thorn topaz
What the fuck is going on lmao
sinful kiln
do the stewards work with trump? feels like they change their mind all the time..
thorn topaz
Ocon might need a chat to someone
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
2 laps behind SC then decision of rolling or standing start
Race Control is cooked today
atomic egret
Bring back The Dark Lord Masi!
thorn topaz
Bring back Darth Masi for the love of god
At least he was consistent in his fuckups, This is just embarrassing at this stage
This is what you plan for an F1 track and go "You can have this parking lot bruv"
vivid rock
look at all them empty seats in the grandstand on that corner ha
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Grid start confirmed 
sinful kiln
lofty hearth
so I take it's raining right now right?
vivid rock
Piastri just sounds dead inside
its the most emotion hes shown all season
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sinful kiln
lofty hearth
so what your saying is the fake harbour actually has water in it
atomic egret
I already made that joke
finite sun
He was
late seal
Rip Kimi lmao
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Pastry 
lofty hearth
I already made that joke
I was late damn it
thorn topaz
Kimi LOL
finite sun
o7 Kimi
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vivid rock
hahahaha learn your place kimi
late seal
He overcooked there
finite sun
Russell got him as well
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Shut up kimi 
wild wigeon
did he pull a lando? 
atomic egret
Booli booys
thorn topaz
LOL
atomic egret
Aww, poor baby kitty
thorn topaz
Stroll up 5 places lmfao
late seal
My goat
finite sun
Didnt know he had it in him
thorn topaz
Pastry already 1.7 sec up lmao
trim girder
Stroll up 5 places lmfao
someone get the medical car ready for the nosebleed.
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Pastry
vivid rock
late seal
Stroll somehow becomes Senna when it's raining
thorn topaz
Pastry fucked off into the distance
vivid rock
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It’s drying very quickly
finite sun
Great defense by Ocon
late seal
Ham can't turn
vivid rock
thorn topaz
Enzo my car count: 1
thorn topaz
That sauber is a brick with 4 wheels on it
thorn topaz
Bearboy throwing punches
thorn topaz
Lawson is officially blind
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No further investigation
late seal
Lawson has a broken visor lol
thorn topaz
finite sun
Curious that Yuki hasnt gotten that yet
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Red Bull
thorn topaz
Jos about to get deported
late seal
Bro just want a vacation to chill with his baby
finite sun
But maybe he was ok to start on the grid as they were sat in the pits under red flag
atomic egret
Juki might have got the okay to go to the grid
trim girder
Curious that Yuki hasnt gotten that yet
its Max, FIA only has eyes for him when he gets noted for something
wraith stratus
Juki might have got the okay to go to the grid
Yeah he did
atomic egret
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FIA
late seal
Ok MBS definitely is in El Salvador
thorn topaz
Lando got fucked over the exact same thing
late seal
Lmao
thorn topaz
Now they are letting Max off for the exact same thing
sinful kiln
Lando got fucked over the exact same thing
lando was over. not max. 
trim girder
forget the yellow line, he was in the next box 
thorn topaz
Useless cunts
sinful kiln
sainz going deep
atomic egret
Ooh, the dash has started counting track limits for me
thorn topaz
Inters are starting to die. This is gonna be fun
Dude Piastri is just having a Saturday cruise and 3.1 sec up ahead
Max has also gone blind
thorn topaz
I know a good eye clinic, they can zap you real quick
15 minutes, both eyes done 
mate
lofty hearth
so that's another 40k fine for max then
thorn topaz
Very expensive, but worth
Max earns 40k faster than FIA could issue a fine to him. So its a bit pointless
Still a bit baffled how he got off that false start that was incredibly obvious
atomic egret
Will have to wait for Stewards reasoning
thorn topaz
Hadjar wants to go on slicks
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Sir blessed about to be overtaken by Albono
thorn topaz
Queue terrorism
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Yuki going for slicks 
normal hill
atomic egret
Bearboy has a water drop that looks like bird dirt
west jewel
Hamilton Boxing
finite sun
A lot in the pits
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Everyone pitting for slicks
west jewel
Why would they even box with 6 rounds to go
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Why would they even box with 6 rounds to go
Cause you can make it up in two laps if you get it right
thorn topaz
Mugged by Bortoletto kek
atomic egret
Ain't no chance of Max catching unless Nandos bins it
thorn topaz
Lando do like his dying inters
west jewel
Cause you can make it up in two laps if you get it right
Oh okay, but its very bold tbh
wraith stratus
McLaren civil war inbound 
late seal
Ain't no chance of Max catching unless Nandos bins it
So 50/50
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thorn topaz
He has a tendency of continuing on inters when they are basically turned into slicks
late seal
Bruh
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Pit lane crash
thorn topaz
LOL
finite sun
Oh okay, but its very bold tbh
Ha, just like the slicks! (ill show myself out)
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finite sun
oh jesus
thorn topaz
What in the absolute fuck was that
sinful kiln
atomic egret
TF
west jewel
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Max unsafe release
thorn topaz
RB LMFAO
west jewel
o7
finite sun
Red Bull trying to murder Max and whoever else that was
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Sainz 
late seal
Good job RB
finite sun
o7 Sainz
woeful dawn
Finally happened
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Holy this is chaos
thorn topaz
Oh god, now we have the Germans, Austrians and the Dutch angry at the Italians
sinful kiln
Holy this is chaos <:omegalul:893646678081556480>
thorn topaz
That did not go down very well last time
trim girder
damn Heir Markos plan failed.
late seal
At this point Max will leave RB just for safety reasons
finite sun
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Pastry pits
thorn topaz
What in the absolute fuck was that even
lofty hearth
best spint ever so far
sinful kiln
pastry in
trim girder
if only every sprint was this entertaining.
late seal
At least it isn't boring
wraith stratus
Norris has just been fucked
thorn topaz
Yep
late seal
Lovely
finite sun
I think hes gonna win
vivid rock
Norris begging for a SC basically
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Lewis just breezed past Max
atomic egret
SC deplopyed on yellow?
late seal
What the fuck
finite sun
nvm Norris pitting waaay too late
thorn topaz
Finally they noted the unsafe released
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Alonso 
thorn topaz
late seal
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
finite sun
Alonso has binned it
thorn topaz
Alonso fuck sake old fart
atomic egret
Bonso
lofty hearth
I can't keep up with this
thorn topaz
Thats a red for sure
west jewel
lofty hearth
it's too much
sinful kiln
its not our guy Stroll 
west jewel
Alonso again
finite sun
i take it back, Norris will win 
late seal
Speedrunning Brazil 2024 lmao
vivid rock
Landos got lucky
wraith stratus
Wait Lando just got the lead from that
thorn topaz
Lando got fucked then Stigmalonso saved him
What in the ever living fuck is going on
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Lucky bastard
woeful dawn
Absolute cinema
vivid rock
Oscar is still winning WDC before Lando
thorn topaz
100%
lofty hearth
Hamilton is P3
warped cave
0 points for Max with the pen incoming
finite sun
Lando got fucked then Stigmalonso saved him <:OMEGALUL:729188171761320096>
Crashgate 2.0 (imagine a tinfoil hat here)
lofty hearth
what is happening
candid pebble
i mean its not really Max fault
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Max +10
lofty hearth
Man Alonso really sucks in the wet this year
finite sun
That is fucked
thorn topaz
kek
sinful kiln
GUYS COME ON!
finite sun
How the fuck have they released him there
wraith stratus
Alonso got punted
sinful kiln
wow RBR fucked kimi
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Round by Lawson
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Fucking Lawson you clown
atomic egret
Lawson, damn it
vivid rock
Lawson just fucked him ha
finite sun
ffs
west jewel
Lawson 
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wtf was that
thorn topaz
PIT successful
normal hill
west jewel
finite sun
Lawson getting a penalty for the race tomorrow
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🤡
late seal
Lawson is a moron
woeful dawn
LAWSON KEKW
thorn topaz
Dude Lawson was never near ready for F1
lofty hearth
oh never mind my alonso comment
dusky harbor
fucking kiwi's hey
thorn topaz
His contract is so fucking done
dusky harbor
vivid rock
sucks its going to finish under sc
thorn topaz
Useless moron
atomic egret
THe fuck did that cookie come from?
lofty hearth
didn't lawson and alonso have beef last year
thorn topaz
A wild Kiwi arrived
trim girder
so much chaos, it summoned the kiwi
late seal
Lol
woeful dawn
Oh god
atomic egret
I figured you would be
thorn topaz
Ngl, I fucking feel bad for Antonelli
finite sun
"mini race"
thorn topaz
That was fucking rough
finite sun
Ngl, I fucking feel bad for Antonelli
I was just going to say that
tranquil tapir
Fucking poor alonso has to team with window licker number 1 and then taken out by window licker number 2
thorn topaz
Alonso wont care at all. Hes just there to vibe
dusky harbor
so update me
finite sun
Everything
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Alonso wont care at all. Hes just there to vibe
He will if he can’t make quali
west jewel
Oh ham really got back at 3rd
dusky harbor
why does max have a pen and how is hamilton infront of max
atomic egret
wraith stratus
so update me
Fucking chaos
trim girder
what HASNT happended
finite sun
why does max have a pen and how is hamilton infront of max
Red Bull with the worlds most unsafe release
lofty hearth
guys is albono going to get p4?
finite sun
Ferrari with good strategy for once
dusky harbor
cause fucking teamLH is gonna jack their fucking meat to this shit
sinful kiln
so update me
charles crashed on the outlap
dusky harbor
west jewel
Penalty under safty car thats gona hurt
thorn topaz
Leclerc fucked it before sprint even start, Red Bull used Max as a cruise missile and hit Kimi in the pit lane. MCL zooming, Lawson murdered Alonso. Essentially @dusky harbor
dusky harbor
right
woeful dawn
Looks like race is gonna finish under SC
thorn topaz
Ya
vivid rock
Albono in 4th essentially
dusky harbor
funnily enough, i see max retiring at end of 2026
finite sun
Well that was fun
lofty hearth
charles crashed on the outlap
clearly he couldn't stand the HP livery
thorn topaz
Norris got really fucking lucky
vivid rock
funnily enough, i see max retiring at end of 2026 <:KEKW:779074741800534026>
Max is gonna leave this year if they arent challenging for the titles by the summer break
dusky harbor
oh god norris is p1
atomic egret
boo
dusky harbor
what the fuck
finite sun
Ye he had +100 luck with the SC
dusky harbor
i think id rather terminal cancer than lando be p1
wraith stratus
oh god norris is p1
He benefited from the SC
thorn topaz
He got fucked, then Lawson murdered Alonso triggering the SC
vivid rock
SC is gonna end at the finish line no? so this is useless
thorn topaz
Oh and Max got away with a false start in a very similar situation to the one Lando got done for Kiwi
lofty hearth
can't wait to see the highlights later
thorn topaz
The highlights of this are going to be quite something
dusky harbor
"AW MY GAWD LANDO IS THE BEST 
" fucking yuck
woeful dawn
To be fair that disco ball helmet is pretty neat
thorn topaz
Pastry is 100% the better driver
woeful dawn
No 🙂
atomic egret
You sure have a lot of cancer
wraith stratus
Max got relegated to 16th
finite sun
Time for dinner, see yous later
dusky harbor
OH MY GOD HE WWONNNN
vivid rock
lofty hearth
guys stroll is getting points
late seal
Bortoleto above Max, my goat
dusky harbor
im gonna go off myself
thorn topaz
Max P16
west jewel
Max
dusky harbor
useless fucking driver lando is
thorn topaz
Make that P17
tranquil tapir
Yuki beats max he said he'd do it one point this season
trim girder
would have been fitting if Norris span as the SC pulled in.
thorn topaz
Dude MCL is gonna dominate this season
vivid rock
vivid rock
thorn topaz
That was a proper fever dream of a sprint lmfao
wraith stratus
That was just pure chaos
thorn topaz
Another note for a false start? Wot
high cedar
Alex!!!!!!
thorn topaz
fervent merlin
more investigations than a series of CSI
west jewel
No Pentaly for Lawson ?
thorn topaz
How
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wtf
warped cave
Albon under investigation
west jewel
Or maybe later 
thorn topaz
He literally murdered Alonso
thorn topaz
Hes just terrible at speedboating
trim girder
he's fia's golden boy of the month, ofc no pen 
fervent merlin
Stolls dad paid alonso to crash ? Kappa
dusky harbor
my fucking grandma could drive better than that
vivid rock
oh damn Roman
dusky harbor
you useless cunt
thorn topaz
Funny thing is, Sharl might miss Quali later as well
late seal
this was shit
vivid rock
Lewis is happy.....has he forgotten that its quali in 3
dusky harbor
retire
thorn topaz
Lewis is such an insufferable bastard
thorn topaz
Stroll 100%
late seal
I think I hate Norris more
normal hill
stroll, lewis or norris
Lewis by a country mile
late seal
but Lawson is getting there
thorn topaz
Lando is a VIP in Snow's chat mind you
dusky harbor
stroll is just retarded, norris has no skill, and lewis is as dry as a well done steak
late seal
Damn
dusky harbor
Lando is a VIP in Snow's chat mind you <:Kappa:694823908225843271>
thats cool
im still gonna call him retarded
thorn topaz
Thats toxic
dusky harbor
oscar > lando
normal hill
im still gonna call him retarded
dusky harbor
jus sayin
thorn topaz
Oh 100% MCL really fucking nailed it when they signed Oscar
fervent merlin
Vertstappen just signed into iRacing
thorn topaz
The chance of a cheeky poach is there for sure
dusky harbor
if they give preferential treatment to lando, oscar goes bye bye
vivid rock
Webber wont stand for him being shit on
vivid rock
wouldnt suprise me if Mark worked it into oscars contract he doesnt get unfair treatment
thorn topaz
Oh god dont let Oscar get violated by the Horndog
dusky harbor
i see it
if max does leave
webber knows oscar would be 1st driver at rb
compared to mclaren
thorn topaz
Considering he just became a dad, I can see him dipping sooner than what was expected
dusky harbor
hes made his money
thorn topaz
Hamilton neds to fuck off as well ngl
dusky harbor
he hates the drama of f1 atm
thorn topaz
I can see Max doing one more season and call it quits
trim girder
he does. love for more f2 younguns in f1
wraith stratus
Max will go to WEC
thorn topaz
Retire from F1, start a racing academy, chill
sinful kiln
I can see Max doing one more season and call it quits
then he will be a teammate with our guy stroll 
trim girder
ham should just go off and manage his Dakar team
sinful kiln
hamilton to fashion designer
hopefully that will run better than his restaurants.
fervent merlin
bearmans insane https://x.com/OllieBearmanBR/status/1918707613073600614
X
normal hill
As a Ferrari fan, FUCK LEWIS
dusky harbor
hold up lads
ive found someone i dislike more than lewis, lando and stroll
DANICA FUCKING PATRICK
thorn topaz
Danica Patrick is a complete moron indeed
dusky harbor
jenson looks like he wants to hang himself listening to her
dusky harbor
and dont get this confused for disliking women in f1, the other two female analysts/commentators are goated
is it naomi and the former aston lass
lofty hearth
I support Lewis but that more or less due to me starting watching F1 in 2007, Also I don't attack people online as I'm a Sane fan.
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I support Lewis but that more or less due to me starting watching F1 in 2007, Al...
One of the few sane Lewis fans 
thorn topaz
That would be the former Aston lass
Bernie is goated
Got her book, its a good read
lofty hearth
nowadays I'm more neutral with who I support
finite sun
Bernie is goated
Just have to pay 107% attention when she speaks
thorn topaz
Bernie Collins is a huge pickup for Sky
finite sun
Regarding the start or unsafe release?
dusky harbor
start
sinful kiln
wow.
late seal
r/formuladank already doing their thing
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F1 Quali will be delayed by 15 minutes
due to late finish of the sprint race
now due to start 16:15 local (20:15 UTC)
finite sun
lmao
tranquil tapir
bearmans insane https://x.com/OllieBearmanBR/status/1918707613073600614
If he learns how to qualify he'll be good
finite sun
Williams are rich nowadays. Two good drivers, best car in like a decade, marketing money leftover for this https://youtu.be/X0tNwqbSTg4?si=Kk65jk3UJzMpu2db
Mad how casual the pilots are after doing all that
tranquil tapir
Mad how casual the pilots are after doing all that
That's cause fighter pilots are mad
thorn topaz
Mind you RAF managed to squeeze Ted Kravitz into a Typhoon once
They didnt even have to take off the canopy
finite sun
That's cause fighter pilots are mad
I know, trust me. But going up and doing that type of formation flying, saying "we only pulled 7.2g" and looking calm after 1.5h of doing it, is more than insane
finite sun
Think I saw that. Even if I didnt, not a pretty sight
Charles got sent up in a Mirage recently as well
thorn topaz
He had a go in a Phoon out of Conningsby with Jorj last year
finite sun
oh yeee
I did watch that
I will forever be sad that my hearing is fucked so I cant become a fighter pilot
thorn topaz
Nightmare fuel
normal hill
high cedar
Mad how casual the pilots are after doing all that
And James is just so casual
tranquil tapir
Yuki points
high cedar
Can tell he's a pilot
tranquil tapir
Come on FIA now give lawson pen so kimi gets a point
thorn topaz
So how chaotic is Quali going to be?
tranquil tapir
Albon with 5s pen now too
lofty hearth
Noooo not Albono
lofty hearth
wait does that mean Stroll gets more points
tranquil tapir
Yh he up to 4 now
finite sun
And James is just so casual
Vowles is built different
tranquil tapir
Still waiting on lawson so could be yuki 3 kimi 2 and gasly 1
high cedar
Vowles is built different
Definitely
tranquil tapir
So how chaotic is Quali going to be?
Beautiful chaos hopefully
thorn topaz
lofty hearth
Hooray
tranquil tapir
Finally
thorn topaz
Easier to keep Lawson off the grid
meager basin
Alex got a 5s time penalty as well
sinful kiln
meager basin
Poor guy didn't even know about it when he went into the media pen after the sprint. Found out about the investigation from a reporter
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
Musac
sinful kiln
atomic egret
MUSIC
thorn topaz
If you want the full spice session, rewatch the sprint from earlier afterwards
lofty hearth
it was chaos
thorn topaz
Oh yes you have. It was a glorious mess lmao
Oh dear. Clouds covering the track
We go again
atomic egret
Queue silly buggers
sinful kiln
that RB livery 
atomic egret
about 50 seconds
thorn topaz
Right on time Tazor
marsh furnace
Lets fucking go
thorn topaz
Quali was delayed by 15 mins due to the chaos earlier
marsh furnace
Wtf happened earlier?
thorn topaz
Yes
atomic egret
That queue push in seemed a bit iffy
thorn topaz
All of it
tranquil tapir
Beautiful chaos
marsh furnace
Spicy?
marsh furnace
Ooo, Ill catch up in a bit then
marsh furnace
He fucked it into a wall
Castle section fucking?
wraith stratus
Albono 
thorn topaz
Was very wet, he aquaplaned into a wall on an out lap
marsh furnace
Oof
thorn topaz
Stigmalonso purple S1
atomic egret
DOOB #1!
finite sun
Super random question, anyone happen to know if the pink on the VCARBs is the same pink as the pink edition red bull?
marsh furnace
Legally different lol
thorn topaz
Pastry zooming
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Pastry
thorn topaz
Bottas being reserve driver for 3 teams 
And as Crofty just said, in talks for a potential seat with Cadillac
tranquil tapir
That whistle fucking annoying
atomic egret
What's the bet the Cadilac livery will be red white and blue/
finite sun
Everyone and their nan in talks with Cadillac according to all the media
finite sun
What's the bet the Cadilac livery will be red white and blue/
My guess would be "not too different from their WEC livery"
finite sun
yup
finite sun
Ive unfortunately lost the best gasm emote on Twitch here in Discord otherwise I would have been spamming it every time a VCARB was on screen
thorn topaz
Sainz P1
thorn topaz
Okay, Bortoletto P5
finite sun
Both Williams looking dangerous this weekend, ya love to see it
late seal
Bortoleto did good in that piece of shit tractor
finite sun
Max p12
wraith stratus
Kick P5 & P8 
atomic egret
with purple S1
atomic egret
?
thorn topaz
Hamilton lmao
late seal
Hamilton fucking up the breaking again
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atomic egret
Sir Washed all smokey
thorn topaz
That car really is a pile of shite
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finite sun
Needs to be a neon green and black shirt now tho
late seal
Bearboy slow af
thorn topaz
o7 Bearboy
late seal
Bro Leclerc behind Bortoleto is crazy
thorn topaz
Cant do another hot lap
late seal
Wtf happened
wraith stratus
Hamilton 
thorn topaz
Hadjar p6. What the fuck is this lmao
wraith stratus
Stroll out again
thorn topaz
Norris twatted it
atomic egret
Nandos doing it again
wraith stratus
Just a tap
sinful kiln
Stroll out again <a:classic:1124811119324831855>
our guy increasing his record
thorn topaz
Oh just a small tap
finite sun
Ah yes, lets focus on the woman in the upcoming f1 movie noone cares about instead of Allan McNish
tranquil tapir
Yuki needs to nail the first lap he keeps putting himself under pressure
thorn topaz
Red Bull needs to tell Helmut to fuck off
tranquil tapir
And horndog
late seal
Come on Borto, pull a miracle and get yourself in Q3 
lofty hearth
getting that Green dustbin into Q3 would be a sight
late seal
Just gotta trust the power of Sauber and gambling money 
sinful kiln
sainz p2
late seal
Lawson doing shit again
wraith stratus
Pastry
late seal
I'm so pissed that Mercedes managed to get a driver like Kimi
thorn topaz
Jorj is fuming
wraith stratus
Russel with no confidence and no grip 
late seal
Everyone in the pits, track gets cold, shitshow incoming
thorn topaz
Let everyone pile out, then deploy Lawson. Then you have chaos
wraith stratus
late seal
Watch a team somehow fumble and one of the drivers can't get a good lap
thorn topaz
Ocon gets a lap of full coverage - Instantly fucks a corner 
marsh furnace
Theres a tractor in Q3
Oh wait its just the sauber
How the fuck has borto done that??
wraith stratus
Hamiltons out
thorn topaz
TeamLH screaming
finite sun
Second meltdown of the day
thorn topaz
Sir Blessed got beat by fucking Ocon in that tractor
finite sun
Last corner again
late seal
Gabriel did good for a Sauber
lofty hearth
well damn it's a repeat of last year, when Danny ric got a great sprint race and fell a foul in qualifying
thorn topaz
You fucking bet I'm refreshing twitter kek
wraith stratus
Lawson
thorn topaz
Lawson needs a recharge 
Bring the USB C plug
lofty hearth
lawson battery problem
finite sun
Didnt he have car issues last weekend as well?
thorn topaz
Yes
finite sun
NIce
lofty hearth
that's just karma for punting alonso
tranquil tapir
late seal
Leclerc on the limit again
marsh furnace
thorn topaz
I might actually remove your perms for this thread for that
I like my odd dad joke, but holy fuck that one was rough
normal hill
I have even worse ones
finite sun
Worst dad joke I'ver read legitimately made my brain hurt
lofty hearth
Hey Holeefab, I found funny at least
marsh furnace
Pastry pole?
normal hill
that was fucking bad
I did mention I was on heavy pain and sleeping meds
finite sun
Didnt know you had a cat Krischen
finite sun
Sure its not user error?
thorn topaz
Its been a few weeks since last restart. Android doesnt like that
finite sun
lol
thorn topaz
Ocon P2 pog
finite sun
Soon to be p9
finite sun
Close at the top
marsh furnace
Chair making a new corner
thorn topaz
Chair on his way to his post race Bahamas vacation already
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Pastry did go a bit bouncy
marsh furnace
Airtime for Nando?
finite sun
Hes done all through both quali sessions
thorn topaz
Kym gonna make bank on this weekend
finite sun
Airtime for Nando?
Pastry
normal hill
wraith stratus
Max T1
thorn topaz
Max lmao
finite sun
Fucks the first corner lmao
thorn topaz
Go on Pastry
finite sun
TV curse, having the camera on you for t1
sinful kiln
wraith stratus
Lando
finite sun
Max is just made of something else
thorn topaz
Yuki nocked down by Gasly
sinful kiln
nando fuck up 
thorn topaz
Okay Nando
sinful kiln
lando 
thorn topaz
.065 off after a yellow S1 is not a bad effort at all
finite sun
Kimi p3 damn
thorn topaz
Errm Kimi wot
sinful kiln
atomic egret
daym
trim girder
so 10s pen in corner 1 or 2 tomorrow?
finite sun
The kid can drive
wraith stratus
Crofty nah
late seal
Kimi can win this, always trust Lando to fumble and RB to fuck over their drivers
thorn topaz
That is for sure. He is a literal kid, but man he is rapid
finite sun
Crofty nah <:omegalul:893646678081556480>
What did he say?
wraith stratus
What did he say?
Something like “max has proved he’s the Daddy once again”
trim girder
so Lando did indeed fuck it
atomic egret
ffs, this guy
thorn topaz
Lando thing going "Sorry I was terrible" over team radio. That is his main issue. He gets too much into his own head. He had a poor S1, but purple S2 and ended up so fucking close to P1
trim girder
oh no, the Hug monster 
candid pebble
like obviously the Mclaren fucked it, but you also have to use the opportunity
atomic egret
Of course the camera hog is there
thorn topaz
not a bad effort tbf
candid pebble
he probably wont win but still
warped cave
Something like “max has proved he’s the Daddy once again” <:omegalul:89364667808...
Dutch Tv wasnt much better. "Max telling everyone "Who's your daddy.""
normal hill
I’m gonna pass out now
thorn topaz
Knowing Jos, hes on his way to El Salvador
atomic egret
GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS!
lofty hearth
can confirm I don't need a hug
vivid rock
HAHAHAHAHA LEWIS WASHED AS FUCK
vivid rock
meager basin
It was so nice seeing both Williams cars in Q3 
atomic egret
It was so nice seeing both Williams cars in Q3 <:peepoHappy:1329077078074589184>
Don't worry. The Albo luck will do something to make it mean nothing
meager basin
high cedar
Don't worry. The Albo luck will do something to make it mean nothing
At least Albon still has a drive unlike Danny
atomic egret
You shut
high cedar
atomic egret
Now you're stalking me and sharing the pictures?!
normal hill
normal hill
high cedar
atomic egret
I'm kinda curious, but my memory sucks.. how many months ago did Max mathematically win the WDC?
thorn topaz
12th of December 2021, you can do the math
high cedar
thorn topaz
40 months
normal hill
vivid rock
I'm kinda curious, but my memory sucks.. how many months ago did Max mathematica...
november
it was most likely august
so max had a good summer break
mint hollow
Rewatching sprint now
high cedar
late seal
Oh boy...
normal hill
I can’t watch 😞. It’s Memorial Day in the Netherlands. So I’m watching that at the moment
sinful kiln
"race will not start" 
high cedar
Spa flashback's
The fuck is happening https://fxtwitter.com/F1/status/1919092819236434138?t=BsSN248lchX9WZohJ2ZiKg&s=19
thorn topaz
In accordance with local public safety standards there is a possibility that the race can be suspended due to risk of lightning strike at or around the circuit, in order to facilitate all personnel to “shelter in place” in a relevant location. In such circumstance, for the safe and orderly conduct of the event, the following procedures shall apply
So they have an option to call it off. Not set in stone that it wont happen
sinful kiln
TLDR they can cancel the race because of lightning risk?
high cedar
TLDR they can cancel the race because of lightning risk?
Yea think it comes from either Indycar or NASCAR when a fan got killed in a storm
wraith stratus
Yeah you can’t hold a massive open air event with a lightning risk or high/strong winds
The race will get suspended or cancelled altogether if it’s bad
high cedar
Yea
mint hollow
Is the race still happening then? Or
mint hollow
I thrive on moist races
high cedar
I thrive on moist races
Moist will be a understatement
mint hollow
Those Lego cars are cute asf
wraith stratus
it’s a moist one
high cedar
This was f1 academy that got cancelled
https://x.com/f1academy/status/1919077027094622714?t=Zliugb8Qr72f4HmgWPlzXA&s=19
X
wraith stratus
They have Ant Davidson doing an analysis of the parade lap 
atomic egret
Is F1A on yt?
lofty hearth
yes
high cedar
Is F1A on yt?
Yea not much point watching the race today though
atomic egret
I can't find the feed anyway
sinful kiln
I can't find the feed anyway
atomic egret
Oh, I thought it was live now. nvm
sinful kiln
the race didn't start because of bad weather.
normal hill
Bernd Mayländer absolutely flooring it in the item on F1TV
thorn topaz
Bernd is a legend
normal hill
I disliked him in DTM
thorn topaz
Sky has brought Danica Patrick so I might just stick with F1TV commentary
Shes a total moron
high cedar
Shes a total moron
normal hill
Sky has brought Danica Patrick so I might just stick with F1TV commentary
Don’t think she will be there during the race
normal hill
I actually like Sky in comparison to the Dutch commentary
high cedar
Shes on their pre race show
And after when she says more dumb shit
mint hollow
Sky has brought Danica Patrick so I might just stick with F1TV commentary
She’s ripped asf
Legit would rip you apart
thorn topaz
Shes a fucking imbeciele as well
normal hill
Posting this in advance
vivid rock
looks pretty dry to me
mint hollow
looks pretty dry to me
For now
mint hollow
From radar it’s going to miss them as it’s like below and over
thorn topaz
You cant trust weather radars in Miami. One moment its full sunshine, the next its absolutely pissing it down
vivid rock
late seal
Brazilian broadcast on copium saying that Bortoleto will pass Hamilton in turn 1
lofty hearth
It could happen
vivid rock
as Lang buddha once said "CORRUPTION"
normal hill
I just noticed that both Aston’s are behind the Saubers 
sinful kiln
the guy on the right is the FIFA guy?
vivid rock
ya
sinful kiln
they are working on strolls front wing
wraith stratus
Martin has got Jackie Stewart chasing celebs again 
vivid rock
f1tv is actually talking about the cars and racers
Ruth even said too many celebrities i dont care for 😂
normal hill
Ruth is great!
mint hollow
I hate when celebs are just there for photo op
vivid rock
now shes got the cadillac ceo and just ignored the star wars fake darth vader guy
normal hill
Did Ruth just say Lando “no wins” Norris or am I high on meds?
thorn topaz
F22 flyover
mint hollow
lofty hearth
vivid rock
america always over the top for the anthem ha
lofty hearth
hooray for the anthem
wraith stratus
F22 
mint hollow
Welsh anthem hits better
thorn topaz
Denti all F1 anthem gets a flyover
atomic egret
Is she wearing a bed sheet?
thorn topaz
Yes
normal hill
Is she wearing a bed sheet?
tranquil tapir
Also wtf is simon wearing its horrible
lofty hearth
come on double williams points
wraith stratus
Stroll’s throttle damper is being replaced
thorn topaz
Horndog on F1TV going over weather
tranquil tapir
Come on yuki get a decent haul of points
wraith stratus
Odds on stroll first retirement?
thorn topaz
Stroll or Lando
lofty hearth
that or Lawson
humble sequoia
tranquil tapir
Those AM mechanics were guarding that with their lives lol
sinful kiln
Odds on stroll first retirement? <:Hmmm:814261109758099508>
lewis
sinful kiln
tiesto twatting around
i miss old Tiësto. the current version is just sad 😦
thorn topaz
Well untill he goes full send into a wall or another car again Denti
humble sequoia
is this really the -CRYPTO.COM MIAMI GRAND PRIX
thorn topaz
Saucy
woeful dawn
My moneys on Kimi first retirement, will be turn one inchident and sent flying in to a wall
woeful dawn
Bwo I forgot it was a sprint weekend
woeful dawn
Arresting crimers?
Also yes
thorn topaz
Can I file a report?
woeful dawn
Eh I’m off duty
thorn topaz
Tetra is too hot. Give him the full experience. Tazer, pepper spray, the lot
woeful dawn
I mean pepper spray will just make him even hotter KEKW
woeful dawn
That shit fucking hurts man
sinful kiln
i think one of the Haas drivers will hit someone before turn 3 
wraith stratus
woeful dawn
Have got it on my skin too many times now
sinful kiln
humble sequoia
Will we see a strappon "He cut me up"
atomic egret
MUSIC
humble sequoia
thorn topaz
Dude a tazer as well Saucy That shit is fucking wild
atomic egret
Ugh
woeful dawn
I don’t carry taser only special unit carry them lol
atomic egret
Poor Bearboy
humble sequoia
stormy sky
sinful kiln
both williams infront of ferrari 
thorn topaz
Its Florida. Weather changes as rapid as Stroll crashes or says something stupid
thorn topaz
Is but a love tap
thorn topaz
sinful kiln
stroll will not crash 
woeful dawn
Can’t crash when you’re too far behind everyone
thorn topaz
Man cant even enter the hospitality suite without crashing
That do be a nice trophy
woeful dawn
But how can he make that someone else’s fault
thorn topaz
Daddy Stroll usually sorts that
atomic egret
Lawson didn't get away?
woeful dawn
Alright I’m about a minute behind
Formation lap just started
No spoilers
Thank you
thorn topaz
||Max is P1||
wraith stratus
thorn topaz
Pipe it down Saucy, no need to be rude