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#🏁Motorsports
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dusky harbor
I give it til lap 10 for mclaren to get verstappen
tranquil tapir
Yuki got lawson
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meanwhile Hadj still ahead of Ham in 7th, Driver swap inc 
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Anto 
sinful kiln
Max with issues? 
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Possible rain lap 20 
tranquil tapir
Only a bit of drizzle
tranquil tapir
This is a shite race
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Yeah you haven’t missed anything
thorn topaz
Doesnt seem like I missed a lot no
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Stroll made an early pit stop and that’s about it
tranquil tapir
Sainz doing a kimi
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Lando going for an undercut
dusky harbor
Oh here we go
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Ah the classic dummy 
dusky harbor
Nevermind
thorn topaz
Lawson 
tranquil tapir
We expecting drizzle for lap
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Russell pits 
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the gap merc found: Yuki and lawson 
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Pastry pits
sinful kiln
norris and max pit 
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Holy 
thorn topaz
RB
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Lando ffs lol
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wtf is Lando doing
thorn topaz
What the fuck was that lmfao
sinful kiln
that is a McL issue
thorn topaz
Thats a Lando issue yeah
dawn siren
Max didn't speed up at the line
dusky harbor
Mclaren are being stupid 
warped cave
imma laugh if Norris gets a pen
trim girder
Mcl had Max in the pit, the 1s he gained could have raced into t2, but had to fumble it trying to pit overtake.
thorn topaz
Alonso being properly wide defending Russell
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Albono
thorn topaz
Albon LMAO
dusky harbor
Incident noted 
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And no further investigation 
dusky harbor
If anyone was getting a pen for it norris was anyway
thorn topaz
Oop. Gasly cucked again kek
dusky harbor
So mclaren lucky
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Sainz
thorn topaz
This race is fucking boring as shit isnt it
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classic one stop boring race
thorn topaz
Come on Suzuka, give us something silly and dangerous like a lot of rain and park a tractor on track
That was quite the moment last year
Sainz noted again for leaving the track and gaining an advantage lmao
trim girder
there is a tractor on track, stroll 
thorn topaz
I mean true, but he hasnt found the right spot to park
Hes too busy licking the inside of his visor
sinful kiln
Our guy stroll going to win the last place 
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Hopefully we get a safety car to spice up the race a bit
thorn topaz
Just give us anything to spice shit up
dusky harbor
It's okay, lando will overtake soon to spice it up
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Hadjar with an overtake 
thorn topaz
2.2 stop for Ferrari. Not bad at all
sinful kiln
2.2 pit for lewis. good one
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report him for a double move, like you cant do on defending 
thorn topaz
Toto's illegitemate child finally pits
2.6 sec stop for Bortoletto isnt bad either for Sauber
All the swaps
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Few swaps happening 
sinful kiln
time for pastry and norris swap 
thorn topaz
Gasly was told to move over for Doohan, Williams pulled a swap
Mind you since being told to swap, Gasly pulled a second on Doohan
kek
Scuse me. Williams, wot? softs?
dusky harbor
Oscar to get max?
thorn topaz
Bearboy almost executed Sainz
Oh, Albon even
Lewis malding over Ferrari comms 
Okay Sainz, where did that come from?
thorn topaz
Yeah but still a Williams
warped cave
Whoever put sainz and Lawson on softs is smoking the good stuff
thorn topaz
They are really having a good time down at the Williams pit wall
tranquil tapir
Well apart from albino complaining
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Lechair
thorn topaz
Ferrari ffs
What the fuck are they smoking on that pit wall, and more importantly, where do I get some?
Go on Pastry
tranquil tapir
Max issues with his flaps
thorn topaz
3 tenths out of Lando last lap is quite impressive
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McLaren civil war inbound 
thorn topaz
Having jacques villeneuve in the Sky Comms box is quite nice ngl
Hes a bit cheeky but hes not asleep 90% of the time
And hes not a dickhead like Rosberg
sinful kiln
trim girder
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Stroll about to be lapped
thorn topaz
And there it was
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Yeah was just going to say Hadjar maybe with that one overtake
dusky harbor
Might get exciting here
thorn topaz
Watch Max get DOTD
For doing nothing
again
A safety car about now could really dial up the spice
Come on Window Licker, take one for us
dusky harbor
Almost drs range
tranquil tapir
Too little too late for mclaren
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Come on Oscar
tranquil tapir
Max on his way leaving them to it
dusky harbor
Mclaren should of swapped the faster driver 
thorn topaz
Yeah dropping to P2 in the WDC this early in the season isnt that big of a deal. Thats recoverable in that car
Stop cucking Pastry
But too late now
dusky harbor
I think lando keeps p1 in current results
thorn topaz
He does yeah, but if he drops to P3, and Max wins, he drops to P2
thorn topaz
dawn siren
cars too big dirty air too strong
tranquil tapir
This is not going in the highlights of season
thorn topaz
Suzuka is usually always pretty good fun, but holy fuck this has been boring
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dusky harbor
race but
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if pole = win
thorn topaz
Didnt miss anything Twisty
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Stroll the only driver lapped lmao
thorn topaz
It was quite fucking boring
dusky harbor
I think the only difference in top 10 is hamilton over hadjar
dawn siren
yeah
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trim girder
ive been listening, after the pits ended i focused on WoW more than the race 
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Probably up there with one of the worst races I’ve seen
sinful kiln
Yuki DOTD 
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norris pen for gaining adv 
sinful kiln
3 races, 3 different winners. this going to be boring if this continues
dusky harbor
X
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Well, at least you can overtake in Bahrain next weekend
Hopefully it will be a better race
dusky harbor
I expect a snooze festival next weekend
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I think it's back to McClaren domination next week
woeful dawn
Slept through my alarm, looks like sleep was more entertaining than the race anyway
thorn topaz
Pretty much
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lofty hearth
So I didn't get up to watch it
And after watching the "highlights" I can say that race was awful.
high cedar
Found a famous name
His race is about to start https://www.youtube.com/live/gx4aUfkiWHQ?si=65irkyLChNI1S6N2
finite sun
Mclaren still need to work on their strategy... Slow learners
finite sun
Decent trophy
vivid rock
vivid rock
normal hill
normal hill
vivid rock
Quali is at 5pm (Sausage finger king time) saturday <t:1744473600:F> <t:1744473600:R>
Race is at 4pm (Sausage finger king time) sunday <t:1744556400:F> <t:1744556400:R>
eeeey it worked
sinful kiln
you forgot FP times 
high cedar
Also why have you said two times
vivid rock
because i could
sinful kiln
Also why have you said two times
both are fine. i like to have both.
vivid rock
you forgot FP times <:SMILE:714863995034664980>
honestly practice sessions have just become background noise for me if i even watch them ha
high cedar
both are fine. i like to have both.
sinful kiln
honestly practice sessions have just become background noise for me if i even wa...
yeah i can see that. FP1 can be a bit more interesting compared to FP2 and FP3.
normal hill
I love free practices (while still in the rehab facility). It kills the time between therapy sessions 😅
late seal
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Bahrain Grand Prix
FP1 - <t:1744371000:F>
FP2 - <t:1744383600:F>
FP3 - <t:1744461000:F>
Quali - <t:1744473600:F>
Race - <t:1744556400:F>
finite sun
Loving me those times
trim girder
annd back to sky recording races 
one day maybe i'll have a job that gives me sunday evenings off.
warped cave
Some propa fackin EU times
atomic egret
Hey, you took my jerb!
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Hey, you took my jerb!
too slow 
atomic egret
thorn topaz
X
finite sun
Based
warped cave
That's how you know something is going to shit, when all the people with integrity start resigning and only the shit heads remain
high cedar
That's how you know something is going to shit, when all the people with integri...
The head of Motorsport UK has also been vocal about the mess and it was of the people who got banned from meetings
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Musac
thorn topaz
There is a fair few rookies running FP1 today ya
sinful kiln
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Will any of the new drivers bin it
sinful kiln
Im Working <:Madge:946952813194408057> going to watch it later
you can work later . watch now 
thorn topaz
Antonelli with no power already
high cedar
Sky onboards don't seem to have team radio
So from what I can see he's just going a bit slow
Practice going well
https://fxtwitter.com/wearetherace/status/1910660524095762522?t=mJUKFDhbQx04ARYmKJ_0vw&s=19
sinful kiln
Antonelli car leaking
tranquil tapir
Lol sky are saying max should've gone in the rb for fp1 lol 😆
high cedar
Lol sky are saying max should've gone in the rb for fp1 lol 😆
And saying max could stop racing and just become a driver for hire for the teams to find out what's wrong ..... Like some of the teams don't already have drivers that can provide great feedback anyway
high cedar
Stop the count
tranquil tapir
Hulk p1 lol
sinful kiln
both sauber in top 
candid pebble
X
tranquil tapir
Damn that mechanic is hench af
high cedar
both sauber in top <:POGGIES:926047410847887400>
And back to the bottom they go
sinful kiln
yeah
albon scored points in all 3 races 
saw some picture that williams already scored more points this season compared to 2024 season.
albon and browning
high cedar
saw some picture that williams already scored more points this season compared t...
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And Alpine have scored.... Checks notes..... Nothing
high cedar
albon and browning <:MONKA:1272648277996601406>
That was nearly very expensive
candid pebble
Instagram
atomic egret
Damn it!
tranquil tapir
Slap on wrist for yuki
sinful kiln
albon first. stop the count!
dawn siren
what was the order at the end of fp2?
normal hill
dawn siren
looking like McLaren dominance this weekend
finite sun
The new F3 cars look hella good
sinful kiln
oh yeah they got new cars this season
tranquil tapir
https://fxtwitter.com/HaasF1Team/status/1911014936785887496?t=PYQM9lle-WxgMjvYFoKWCw&s=19 max trying to take out yuki
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music
atomic egret
MSUCI
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James must be hungry, monching on that mic.
thorn topaz
Piastri is fucking flying
tranquil tapir
PSI reduced by 1 that's a big drop
thorn topaz
Yeah Pirelli dropped rear tyre pressure by 1 psi
tranquil tapir
Red bull going hard hmmm
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Hulk 
thorn topaz
o7 Hulk
At least he parked it in a good spot, so should be rather quick to recover
Still feel bad for Sainz getting done dirty like that for being that little late for the anthem in Japan, despite having a doctor signing it that he had the shits
tranquil tapir
Yh especially as albon been fined less
thorn topaz
Sainz' fine was reduced from 60k Euros to 10k Euros according to the stewards so like wot m8
60k euros for having the shits? Pls no
He had the medical team sign that it was needed that he went a bit late. Still got fined
FIA you fucking dickheads
We are talking like 20 seconds late
late seal
FIA is full of braindeads sadly
thorn topaz
MBS being the braindead in charge
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Lawson crying after being overtaken 
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lechair lost a mirror
atomic egret
That's a strong fart to send a mirror flying
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mirror
late seal
Its not like he will have to look behind him anyways 
high cedar
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Borto is in 7th doing pretty decent
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Hopefully he does well in qualifying
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sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Stigmalonso Purple S1
Been a pretty good session so far
Okay Albono
Fresh softs coming out
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Pastry Holy 
thorn topaz
Jesus christ Pastry zooming
sinful kiln
gasly p1 
thorn topaz
McL really hit the nail on the spot signing Pastry
sinful kiln
hadjar P3
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I think Pastry can get the top spot this season ngl
thorn topaz
Stroll P18 
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He has the car and the skills
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Stroll P18 <:HYPERS:729185013114994799>
Window Licker is improving 
thorn topaz
Ocon down in the absolute shit
Yuki, pls. You are not on your way back to Japan. You just got promoted, dont get silly
late seal
Yuki, pls. You are not on your way back to Japan. You just got promoted, dont ge...
Demoted*
sinful kiln
sainz stealing our guy strolls first place on the bottom?
thorn topaz
Hadjar ahead of Max is a cursed timeline 
sinful kiln
Hadjar ahead of Max is a cursed timeline <:KEKLEO:1154117000570880111>
time for hadjar and max swap 
thorn topaz
Lissen, we like Sainz here
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Gasly 
thorn topaz
Gasly you silly frog eating twat
You might want to put your foot down
And you are in P4, stop bitching
late seal
Sainz went to p8
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"but the mini drs" - a rambling Jos probably
late seal
Stroll back to last 🇼
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Stroll P20 
thorn topaz
Stroll P20
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Yuki P19 though 
sinful kiln
more people starting to cheer for our guy stroll i see 
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Yuki P19 
sinful kiln
Yuki P19 <:Oof:767434757360451654>
yeah on hards 
late seal
Sainz being hard on himself 
trim girder
more people starting to cheer for our guy stroll i see <:uhsNalaAww:134221065384...
Stroll fighting for that First, the 21st place.
thorn topaz
I mean cant blame him, if he missed an apex that cucked him in following corners and he knows it, hes just being an athlete knowing he fucked it ever so slightly I guess
late seal
Can't wait for Andretti next season so Stroll can be the first to reach P22
thorn topaz
Wonder who Andretti want as drivers
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Bottas 
late seal
My copium is Drugovich lmao
thorn topaz
Bottas is a McLaren reserve driver now lmao
O shet its Binotto
Still looking like hes been put into a candy floss machine
Seidl and Binotto is going to be a cooked combo. I'd love to be a fly on the wall for those meetings
late seal
Back to Andretti/Cadillac, I think they will probably get either someone experienced from 🇺🇸 and a rookie from F2 or someone experienced from F1 and a rookie from 🇺🇸
thorn topaz
Way too chill Italian engineer and very stern German Engineer
Florida Man makes his return 
Goatifi return 
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Back to Andretti/Cadillac, I think they will probably get either someone experie...
Think they have already said they want an experienced driver and then an American in the other seat.
late seal
Watch it be Checo and Sargeant
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Florida Man 
thorn topaz
Yuki ending up P20. Hes about to get 10 rounds with Jos 
And 10 rounds with Helmut after that
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Yuki to be replaced by Hadjar before quali 
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Yuki ending up P20. Hes about to get 10 rounds with Jos <:monkaW:105822859228427...
Still convinced that being moved to RBR is a demotion lol
thorn topaz
I'd say give him some time to get used to the car, then see how he does. This is FP3 after all. See how he does later in quali when they havent dialed the engine down as much
high cedar
yea the redbull is shit
trim girder
RB is fine, the drivers are 
thorn topaz
It is a bit of a barge, but let the feisty Japanese lad cook over time and see how he does. Cant be worse than Lawson
high cedar
if you watch the ghosted quali lap in japan you can see how hard the redbull is to get through the corners
high cedar
Rip Sky Pad
marsh furnace
Smokey Aston
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atomic egret
MASIN
marsh furnace
MOOOSIC
marsh furnace
I was looking at that just now, karting?
late seal
Yup
marsh furnace
Sick
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Stroll already with a deleted lap time
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Stroll time deleted
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Love to see it
thorn topaz
Wtf are Haas doing with Ocon
late seal
Yeah, messing with his seat now seems like a odd choice
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Max
marsh furnace
RIP that lap
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Yuki P1 
sinful kiln
stop the quali! 
high cedar
Yuki out qualifies super Max
sinful kiln
doohan p1 
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Yuki’s time deleted 
atomic egret
DOOB!
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Hamilton slower than doohan 
sinful kiln
stroll faster than 4 time champion max 
lofty hearth
I made it for Qualifying
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Red Bulls 
sinful kiln
red bull should sign lawson so they can get a top 13 place
late seal
Watch RB mess their next attempt and have both out in Q1
I love Max but at this point I hate Red Bull lol
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Hadjar 
sinful kiln
stroll P15
late seal
Yeah Redbull fucked it
lofty hearth
Wow red bull going so fast the timing page doesn't even register
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Doohan
sinful kiln
max getting his time delteted?
late seal
Bortoleto
sinful kiln
hulk P15
high cedar
Albon noooo
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Albono 
atomic egret
Poor Alb
sinful kiln
nice to see Hadjar in P10
tranquil tapir
Yuki first red bull driver 2 this season to make q2 lol
late seal
Yellow flag???
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Closed by itself halfway down a straight apparently
wild wigeon
Closed by itself halfway down a straight apparently
ahh the oposite of t1 suzuka?
high cedar
Jesus james take your mic out of your MOUTH!
marsh furnace
Literally eating it
late seal
Ffs
thorn topaz
Ocon ffs
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sinful kiln
atomic egret
Ocooo
high cedar
Ooff
thorn topaz
That car is fucked
atomic egret
I was just thinking if that was near where Groj crashed
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Lost it in T2
marsh furnace
Jesus
atomic egret
And they said 100 metres on the other side of the track
lofty hearth
Rip the new floor
sinful kiln
yeah
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Session resumes in 2 minutes
atomic egret
That's where it parks
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It was going to the end of the pit lane where it sits ready if it needs to respond
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Yeah not really, but I don’t think there is a specific rule against it
marsh furnace
Alright then
high cedar
Yea maybe they weren't meant to follow the medical car if the session wasn't ready to resume
sinful kiln
russell behind sainz 
late seal
Max in the pits again 
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Max abandons his lap
sinful kiln
pastry faster than norris
atomic egret
Sounds like people left their pits before they were allowed to
sinful kiln
yuki P6
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Gasly P3 Holy
thorn topaz
Max P7 lol
sinful kiln
both RBR in Q3 ?
thorn topaz
Someone should probably tie down Jos and Helmut
high cedar
This is sort of proving that the red bull is broken and it wasn't Liam and checco being shit
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Ah yeah the red bull is fucked for sure
Just shows how incredible max’s lap was last week as well
candid pebble
This is sort of proving that the red bull is broken and it wasn't Liam and checc...
i mean yes and no
tranquil tapir
Time for max to pull one of his epci laps out hir arse?
candid pebble
the RB isnt great, but its also not p15 material
tranquil tapir
It prob is a 9 and 10 car
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Yeah without max they would be firmly midfield
thorn topaz
Merc under investigation for leaving the garage too early
tranquil tapir
Just be a fine for em
thorn topaz
That could be a spicy one tbf
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FIA 
lofty hearth
Does that mean a doohan top 10?
sinful kiln
Just be a fine for em
disqualify them. it would be better
sinful kiln
?
marsh furnace
Vowles, eats his mic
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?
Sky have James doing pit wall interviews during the session and he’s eating his mic
sinful kiln
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It sounds awful
marsh furnace
Sainz! P3!
sinful kiln
sainz in a williams faster than max
marsh furnace
Well...was
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Pastry
thorn topaz
Good shit Pastry
atomic egret
Hell yeah, Pastry
sinful kiln
im happy that pastry is faster than norris
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wtf…
thorn topaz
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Hulk just had a lap deleted from Q2
thorn topaz
What the fuck is going on lmao
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So Albono missed out
thorn topaz
Yes
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high cedar
Wtf
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wtf is the FIA smoking
high cedar
They need to get stricter with these track limits and deal with them at the time
marsh furnace
And once the Quali session ends, so does the time to make these decisions
Just my take
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Crofty just put that perfectly, it’s like having a goal in football taken away 30 minutes after the match has finished
thorn topaz
I really hope that load of bollocks get protested
sinful kiln
yuki P4 
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Merc 1&2
thorn topaz
sinful kiln
max P10
vivid rock
norris washed
marsh furnace
Pastry p1?
sinful kiln
P7 max 
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Pastry
warped cave
Gasly wtf
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vivid rock
Oscar will get a title before Norris
thorn topaz
Sir Blessed P9
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wtf was that
thorn topaz
Washed
tranquil tapir
What happened to yuki
atomic egret
Don't fuck it and take the lead in the champs
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Lando 6th, Max 7th
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Gasly P5 
sinful kiln
Hell yeah, Pastry
time to start cheering for pastry and not thinking about zakkk 
tranquil tapir
Their car is dogshit <:KEKW:644332075285086208>
He showed +26 seconds on 2nd lap
atomic egret
I'm trying
thorn topaz
Gasly mugged both Max and Hamilton
vivid rock
and to think, Alpine expected Oscar to wait untill this season to put him in their tractor
i mean car
atomic egret
So, who was in the Q3 that shouldn't have been?
normal hill
vivid rock
Gasly
tranquil tapir
So, who was in the Q3 that shouldn't have been?
We don't know as we don't know how well alex would do in q2
atomic egret
Oh, I was Minecrafting and give half brain. I thought Albo got through to Q2
marsh furnace
He would of if the FIA wernt shit
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Lando sounds so pissed with himself
atomic egret
He knows Pastry will finish the season ahead of him
woeful dawn
Williams > Ferrari
thorn topaz
Wouldnt be surprised to see Pastry either winning the WDC or going P2 at least if he keeps up this pace. Granted that would require McLaren not fumbling it (again)
Hes certainly got championship potential thats for sure
late seal
I think the biggest opposition he would have is Lando in that car, and honestly Lando doesn't have the same consistency as Piastry
thorn topaz
Lando is a solid driver, but he gets ahead of himself. Pastry is way more level headed, which is where he gets ahead of Lando. McL really nailed it when they signed Piastri
vivid rock
they nailed it with signing him
but if they carry on fucking him over because Lando is the golden boy he'll just go somewhere else for a title
finite sun
Welcome to the club
sinful kiln
Well fuck Albon I guess
45min after?!
trim girder
i slept through quali went for a power nap before hand, ended up being 3 hours.
high cedar
Both Mercades get a one place grid drop https://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/1911138718607462719?t=Y8s25wcHQJTaZLYoSg6N0Q&s=19
X
Russell has the same document
candid pebble
X
late seal
MBS sleeping probably
finite sun
F2 doing F2 things, went 4 wide into t4 and everyone survived
high cedar
Don't think he will ever give up being part of the F1 paddock https://fxtwitter.com/F1/status/1911407101991330131?t=vT_mQoNS53CcMHVv_SXgTQ&s=19
marsh furnace
that mustang safety car looked kinda nice imo
bit basic, but nice
woeful dawn
Home in time for the race hypeE
atomic egret
Wait.. So Gasly shouldn't have been in Q3, but he's starting 4th now?
Gasly has the opposite of Albo luck
marsh furnace
Haas fixed ocons car??
high cedar
Wait.. So Gasly shouldn't have been in Q3, but he's starting 4th now?
What...
atomic egret
Wasn't Gasly the guy who should have dropped if Hulk wasn't fucked?
high cedar
Wasn't Gasly the guy who should have dropped if Hulk wasn't fucked?
alex was the one who swapped with hulk as hulk got deleted
atomic egret
Oh
marsh furnace
10k for being a few seconds late is wild
high cedar
them be the rules
vivid rock
Zak brown has lost a lot of weight
thorn topaz
He even had a doctor sign off on him being in the medical facility with the shits. So yeah he got done dirty
10k for having a stomach bug is crazy
atomic egret
Knew he'd said he was ill, didn't know it was the squirts
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sinful kiln
thorn topaz
Musac
atomic egret
MUJIK!
tranquil tapir
They've forgotten doohan
atomic egret
God I hate that T pose
marsh furnace
Its here to stay mate
thorn topaz
Gotta look as smug as possible
wild wigeon
i bought the aston martin f1 lego set- its in stroll config before i even open the box 
atomic egret
Ah much as I wish he was gone, he hasn't crashed that much in the last couple of years. He just does nothing and gets in the way
Defrag time!
sinful kiln
lewis and charles on medium . rest top 10 is on softs
atomic egret
....
atomic egret
Someone sleepy?
thorn topaz
Mediums vs softs I assume Johan?
atomic egret
I'm the one up at 1am
wraith stratus
lofty hearth
sinful kiln
marsh furnace
lofty hearth
Oscar leads
thorn topaz
Russell almost murdered Pastry
atomic egret
Well, the dash is brken
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Lando
thorn topaz
Fucking hell Lando
atomic egret
lofty hearth
red bull going backwards at the start
atomic egret
Okay, refresh fixed it
lofty hearth
sainz is 6th
atomic egret
Pastry out of DRS
sinful kiln
our guy Stroll gained a position 
marsh furnace
Your*
wraith stratus
Lando noted for false start 
thorn topaz
Ope Lando
atomic egret
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Moved ahead of the grid box before the light went out
thorn topaz
smh
late seal
Brazilian commentator saying Norris needs to go back to karting lmao, bro said it out of nowhere
thorn topaz
Silly mistake
wraith stratus
That’s a slam dunk pen
thorn topaz
Indeed a slam dunk
atomic egret
Chandok saying he was clearly outside the box
thorn topaz
Ferrari my Tyres count: 1
marsh furnace
Didnt last long, did it?
thorn topaz
Nope
wraith stratus
Sainz going backwards
thorn topaz
Hulk made a position 
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Max 
thorn topaz
Shut the fuck up Max
Oh yeah that was very very clear how far ahead of his box Lando was
atomic egret
a lot of track limits ticking by
marsh furnace
3 wide turn one, jesus
late seal
Norris going on a emo arc after this lol
thorn topaz
Max
warped cave
yuki had 0 confidence on the brakes at the start
atomic egret
Hadjar box already
thorn topaz
Damn, thats early
atomic egret
wraith stratus
Lechair struggling on mediums
marsh furnace
F norris
lofty hearth
was expecting a drive through for norris to be honest
considering how gun ho the Fia have been
warped cave
worth for track position
atomic egret
That was a big creep
late seal
was expecting a drive through for norris to be honest
I wasn't, I think Piastry is the one who will take the spotlight this season
wraith stratus
Lando reporting he has a lot of pace to use
lofty hearth
I wasn't, I think Piastry is the one who will take the spotlight this season
drive through sorry
atomic egret
Third track limit for Anti
thorn topaz
Ope
wraith stratus
Sainz
late seal
drive through sorry
Oh nevermind then lmao
vivid rock
imagine going from fighting for podiums with merc to fighting with williams for 8th because legacy
sinful kiln
Yuki with a overtake 
late seal
I want a Pastry, Leclerc and Gasly podium
atomic egret
Hmm.. two deleted on the first lap.
wraith stratus
Max goes hards 
atomic egret
thorn topaz
Slow stop for Max as well
sinful kiln
max 4.7s 
late seal
RBR washed
lofty hearth
I'm sure max was pleased
thorn topaz
I wouldnt worry about Max. I'd worry about Jos and Helmut
lofty hearth
oh and a swearing fine for max then
thorn topaz
Straight to jail
late seal
And 5 seconds to Ocon too
lofty hearth
man since their sporting direct changed these red bull pit stops suck
atomic egret
Hadjar with 3 track limits
wraith stratus
Yuki had the same problem with the lights
late seal
Same fuck up with Yuki's stop lmao
thorn topaz
Lmfao
late seal
Is this Red Bull or Ferrari?
thorn topaz
Solid stop for Pastry
atomic egret
late seal
Max struggling to pass Ocon...
lofty hearth
has the sprinkles benn turned on at turn 10?
atomic egret
Or what's his name still has the squirts
thorn topaz
Sainz
atomic egret
Yes
wraith stratus
Lechair on plan B
lofty hearth
Ferrari plans
atomic egret
I forgot who it was, but wanted to tell the joke
thorn topaz
Plan D
sinful kiln
Lechair on plan B <a:NOTED:1154029517816479805>
Plan B for bravo.
lofty hearth
destruction
sinful kiln
Plan D <:monkaW:1058228592284274799>
D for destruction?
atomic egret
thorn topaz
Ope
lofty hearth
are they going to detonate sir blessed engine for a safety car for plan D?
lofty hearth
plan B it is
thorn topaz
Leclerc 
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Ferrari
late seal
Decent double stop though
Also how the fuck is Ocon in P6 after already doing a stop lmao
wraith stratus
Max joining the depression club 
sinful kiln
max on hards
atomic egret
lofty hearth
and out of the top 10 goes Yuki
atomic egret
I wonder if Anti doesn't have a B/W because two of his limits were in the same lap?
wraith stratus
Anto
lofty hearth
lets go Kimi
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Everything is overheating for Max
lofty hearth
Doohan is currently faster than Max
thorn topaz
Max is melting 
late seal
Ngl I doubt Max will stay in RBR after his contract ends
wraith stratus
Doohan v Max
thorn topaz
Watch Max get promoted to Racing Bulls
Swap the teams, make RBR the rookie team and go brrr with Racing Bulls kek
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Sir Blessed v Max
lofty hearth
Lewis vs Max here we go again
thorn topaz
This could be spicy
atomic egret
It would be interesting to see what his time would be in the other team's car
lofty hearth
Bye Max
atomic egret
Okay, Anti just his 5th limit delete
thorn topaz
lmfao
late seal
Red Bull fumbled the bag so much...
wraith stratus
Red Bull is done
atomic egret
there it is
wraith stratus
Doohan about to take him next
late seal
I'm convinced Max would do better in a Haas lmao
lofty hearth
will Sainz stop red bull from scoring points
wraith stratus
there it is
Hadjar also
atomic egret
Huh. Hadjar is only on 3
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Crofty telling lies then 
atomic egret
Weird that it didn't flash up on the ticker
Bah, they did a sneaky edit and added it before Ant's
lofty hearth
ferrari on the move
late seal
Sir Blessed looking more comfortable in that car too
atomic egret
Max box
vivid rock
live view of Max
lofty hearth
slow stop
atomic egret
looked slow by the dots
wraith stratus
Max
late seal
Bruh
thorn topaz
LOL
vivid rock
rb so washed
atomic egret
fucking hell
wraith stratus
late seal
Bortoleto my goat above Max
vivid rock
late seal
Bortoleto my goat above Max <:Pog:818916270258389033>
FUCK
sinful kiln
max and lawson in the bottom
thorn topaz
Lawson leads over Verstappen
lofty hearth
something tells me that Red Bulls twitter account comments are going to be spicy to say the least
atomic egret
The hell they doing with those red shoes?
thorn topaz
Go on Crofty, say it. piss his fanbase off
Dude that fucking RBR light bridge is completely fucked lmao
wraith stratus
Why didn’t they just get a guy with an old lollipop stick out for the second stops
thorn topaz
You know its bad when fucking Alpine can almost pull a double stack faster than one RBR pitstop
Horndog is about to start on blood pressure meds
Errm wot Lando?
lofty hearth
stroll is beating Max right now
atomic egret
Norris also having light issues
wraith stratus
James eating his mic again
atomic egret
stroll is beating Max right now
That quickly changed
marsh furnace
Williams up good rn though
thorn topaz
James nicked Max' Xbox mic
high cedar
lofty hearth
contact for yuki
atomic egret
Are Williams sponsored by Xbox?
high cedar
Are Williams sponsored by Xbox?
No alpine are or were
atomic egret
James nicked Max' Xbox mic
Damn it, beat my joke
thorn topaz
errm Sainz
wraith stratus
Sainz
thorn topaz
Car isnt supposed to disintegrate bruv
Pastry has just fucked off into the distance and cruising on a nice Sunday evening
Bloody hell thats a fair bit of debris
Been a pretty decent race so far
wraith stratus
Yeah Bahrain is always good
lofty hearth
more contact for yuki?
wraith stratus
Shame that the next good overtaking track is probably Canada
thorn topaz
Good mix of chaos, stupidity and good racing
atomic egret
wraith stratus
SC
thorn topaz
Ope
lofty hearth
SC
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Pastry
thorn topaz
Debris on track
candid bone
thorn topaz
Carlos' car started spitting carbon everywhere
vivid rock
finally an Aston at the front
thorn topaz
Free pit for Pastry
lofty hearth
Debris on track
He's Back?!
thorn topaz
late seal
finally an Aston at the front
A good one too
thorn topaz
Finally a chance to use that again
atomic egret
Gasl;y staying out
thorn topaz
Fucking hell. 2.1 sec stop for Sir Blessed. Not bad Ferrari
lofty hearth
will Yuki beat Max this race
thorn topaz
Oh no RBR with the double stack with their fucked light bridge
wraith stratus
Max stayed out
thorn topaz
Oh
Stroll
Damn, thats the most positive radio message we've heard from Sir Blessed in a hot minute
humble sequoia
Damn, thats the most positive radio message we've heard from Sir Blessed in a ho...
Sir blessed is doing well sir!
thorn topaz
Oh, Yuki kamikaze'd Sainz
lofty hearth
god what has stroll done now?
thorn topaz
And then Lawson went in for round 2
wraith stratus
Russell
atomic egret
Please don't fuck the restart, Pastry!
humble sequoia
strappon didnt pit ?
lofty hearth
come on Doohan get a good restart on Max
wraith stratus
The soft is a good tyre
vivid rock
https://tenor.com/view/windowlicker-gif-9231948
seen that the FormulaDank mods got sick of stroll being called a window licker and ban people for even saying it now ha
sinful kiln
was mega
humble sequoia
seen that the FormulaDank mods got sick of stroll being called a window licker a...
atomic egret
lofty hearth
here we go... again
marsh furnace
oi go back to saftey car on board
Give me safety car telemetry, thats even rarer
lofty hearth
green flag
atomic egret
Ham takes Nandos
lofty hearth
lewis is 4th
atomic egret
and then loses it?
thorn topaz
Solid start for Pastry
sinful kiln
vivid rock
that straight sure is sparky
wraith stratus
That looked wide
thorn topaz
Yeah that was a bit on the wide side
atomic egret
Looked too wide
thorn topaz
Gotta give that place back
atomic egret
handed bacjk
lofty hearth
Ferrari vs Ferrari fight?
atomic egret
AAAAND, Pastry out of DRS
thorn topaz
Off into the distance he fucks
sinful kiln
sainz and anto
humble sequoia
sainz giving too much"large"
thorn topaz
Christ
atomic egret
Dash fucked it again.
sinful kiln
russell pit?
wraith stratus
Lando
atomic egret
nope
lofty hearth
max has finally passed the Haas
marsh furnace
Transponder issue
atomic egret
His dot is still behind Pastry
thorn topaz
What a timeline this is. Going over Max overtaking a Haas
Günther Steiner is 100% laughing his ass off
sinful kiln
hamilton not happy with his tires
thorn topaz
Ferrari my Tyres count: 2
lofty hearth
Bearman Pog
thorn topaz
Damn Bearboy
atomic egret
Damn, Ruzzel is yoyoing
humble sequoia
No list of places at moment on Sky TV lol
atomic egret
marsh furnace
The graphics are fucked mate
atomic egret
Seems to only be picking him up on the finish/start straight
thorn topaz
They let the intern have a go with the graphics again smh
humble sequoia
vivid rock
the transponders are broke or someshit
thorn topaz
kek
humble sequoia
lol
wraith stratus
Lawson pen
humble sequoia
defuckulate the graphics please
thorn topaz
Lawson
atomic egret
Oof
lofty hearth
what is it with this circuit and random issues
wraith stratus
Sir blessed with understeer
thorn topaz
Circuit
marsh furnace
Ferrari my tyres: 3
lofty hearth
yes that thank you
thorn topaz
Oi, thats my job back off
atomic egret
Looks like they rebooted Ruzzel's beeper
thorn topaz
Yeah its still fucked
atomic egret
f1-dash.com has lost the feed it appears
thorn topaz
Thats because its the optical backup
Takes a bit to process over the regular GPS/WiFi based system
lofty hearth
oof Sainz pen
thorn topaz
Ouchies
humble sequoia
lol
wraith stratus
Sainz
thorn topaz
Rough weekend for Sainz. First he has to pay 10k euros for shitting his brains out, now hes got a 10 sec
Poor bastard
wraith stratus
Timing tower is back 
high cedar
Rough weekend for Sainz. First he has to pay 10k euros for shitting his brains o...
That was last race
wraith stratus
Anto about to get a track limits pen
lofty hearth
George drs issue
thorn topaz
Ah yeah the DRS is based on the official timings
humble sequoia
oops
thorn topaz
So when they are fucked, so is DRS
humble sequoia
russel on manual overiide DRS lol
late seal
That car is fucked
vivid rock
sainz getting fucked on