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Albon P7 
8
Anty out 
Kick has a chance to do something amazing for once
Bortoleto 
Sauber in Q2 
Bort is Anti-Kimi
Poor sad Bearboy
Time for Bottas and Ricc comeback already 
Yeeees.. More Aussie drivers
I shall remain silent
Who are you and what did you do to Cookie?
Nothing just coming back from work 
Want me to step in
Weekend? Hope you getting double time
Imagine picking Lawson over yuki Kek
Raye 
I wonder if they'll actually police silly buggers this year
Liam already getting the perez treatment
When you look at at the Google map, can't help but wonder how much paint is on all that grass
Hooee, 1.15
Liam talking to a Brazilian reporter, saying that he is the one who made mistakes on the track and not the car. Also saying that he shouldn't be making mistakes so I think he is being hard on himself too
feck me, Pastry
Pastry 
Now its Ollie saying that he feels good in the car but its sad about how things went
Focusing on reseting for the race tomorrow
Stroll P9 
Ain't gonna last long 
still a P9 
dont look at the time blellow him 
its good that he's p9, means only two drivers need to need to stay awake and he's out
"No time" 
Anti broke his bib
Well, you called it
Lmao
Yuki P6 
Dooham's lap deleted, bro gotta watch out to not lose that seat 
you think Colapinto going to take his eat? 
Ferrari slow again 
Maybe the seat, food would be too much
Business as usual at Ferrari
Damn, Doohan almost went off
people really like to touch the gravel 
hadjar also did it

How do you even unfuck that?!
Bort 

Sir blessed 
HAM!
Ham is a merc plant to make ferrari worse 
Silly buggers fucked Doob there
is https://f1-dash.com/dashboard working for anyone else?
nothing loads
woop, just flicked back on
works here
Yep, just turned back on
5head spin from hamilton to fuck everyone up
No rookies in Q3, not even Alonso 
both williams in Q3 
Ferrari rookie still in 
Williams looking good
I'll give the babbees a couple of weeks before I start dooming
that was a bad typo
I was really hoping no one saw that
Oh I saw it 
Shame Kotac
Unrelated question does this server have edit logs
Probably for mods
Max {P1
Lando’s time deleted 
Blaming Nando's dumb dumbs on Pastry
Max domination could bore fans
Out of track limits
Surprised they're not sending Nandos back out
THey should try to at least bank a safe middle pack time
Nice Pastry
Boo Nandos
Max 
Ferrari's
Good quali, its 3am so time to sleep
McLaren front row 
max and lando crash, piastri home win, yuki podium 
Back to 
The rain will make this interesting tomorrow, whoever is running higher downforce could ump a lot of spots
jump*
BinRussel is 4th, so 3 car bowling, Pastry escapes, Ferraris catch fire, Stroll drives backwards because Stroll, Lawsons car gets jump scared by Marko for losing 1 place at turn1, Haas eventually makes it to turn 1 with gearbox intact. 
i see red bull have replaced checo with....checo
We are in for a banger season
Red Bull really just can't find a driver that can keep up with Max right away
It's the first race with a track he's not familiar with give him chance
All the hate already won't help same as it was with checco
redbull could have had sainz
Well tough shit
They replaced Checo with someone worse 
They replaced checo with someone who has no major sponsors, won't act out, will fall in line, and have no say in anything major development wise on the car. so essentially half a driver.
time to replace Helmut 
checo was an expereinced driver and had no excuses to be as shit as he was the last 2 seasons
we just meem'ing, but it is kind of funny that it happened on the very first race 
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Let's go Rexy and Spike
Jack Aitken leading the 12 hours 
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/i-am-still-learning-this-car-hamilton-admits-adapting-to-ferrari-doesnt-feel.2hel8uPTeO65cXuhYgtrOV lewis still learning the car.
Spike in the wall 
snow better not take out rexy
Sure, everyone gives Ham the time he needs to get used to the car, but Lawson's first true weekend in the car and everyone's calling him Checo. Tsk.
Snow Leading GTD Pro 
Yeah but lawson even behind the sister cars
Those BMWs are evil
Hey @TommyMilner, where can I buy a shirt?

It looks a little bit M O I S T in Melbourne
F2 Red Flagged on Formation Lap, its a bit moist 
I'm upset I have dumb shit to do tomorrow. Otherwise I woulda stayed up
Little bit wet i see
happy hungover race day
well an aston martin will lead at least one lap - the saftey car of course
Rexy won GTD Pro! 
I know obviously that was going to happen it's Rexy
Also the Aston GTP finished 9th and the lambo died again
Well my insomnia stopped me from sleeping so can at least be ready for the race
i got tomorrow of work debating gong to bed now or watching live lol i really ned sleep my sleep pattern i insane now
Well considering the amount of rookies on a wet track I reckon we might be in for Chaos
will bearman make it past 5 laps ? who knows lol
Weather in the UK is even better than this atm 
Need to get some more coffee

quick power nap done , time for a cuppa
Brazilian broadcast saying the rain will last around 1 more hour, maybe a little more


So who's going off track first
Stroll
Stroll ofc 
Ah the classic
bearman 
money is russell gonna shunt one of the top 3
I reckon J0han may be correct
I'm excited for a wet race, I just hope it doesn't become full chaos
Morning 
I set an alarm early, but then my doorbell kept going off. Am mad
Some dickhead at 4:30am on a Sunday probably thought that would be funny

It's 1am so I just stayed awake
Musac 

Maybe he was after a bootycall
I still don't like this year's video last year's was better
I want Bortoleto to end above Lawson and Hadjar just so Marko can shut up about him being a "B tier driver" or whatever the fuck he called Gabi
Stroll on wets rest on inters lol
Making sure he has an excuse
Defraaag
Hadjar pulled a Stroll
Hadjar 

Hadjar LMAO
sigh
1 down
Fuck you Marko 
turn 2 LOL
Fucking twat
actually useless
that stated well
At least he fucked it close to a marshal post 
Checo 
Aborted start
Thanks Frenchie
checo wouldnt come back to this shitshow of a team now 
Lol 1 down
Imagine doing worse than Spaz

Ok I feel bad for him now
Yeah he's too emotional that was in problem in the lower formulas too
Still fuck Marko
10 mins
Marko drawing up replacements already 
Another formation lap
it is very fucking wet to be fair
it always suck to crash in the formation lap. even the better drivers do it. 🙂
Stroll now on inters
Cycle lanes causing issues with the drivers lol

lewis dad being a dad.
Aww
"psst i can give you an out, we'll talk later" 
I got ad breaked 

Fucking hell 
Holy yapp on Leclerc's radio lmao. Guys giving full week weather forecast
Some light drizzle inbound in 5 minutes 
Well thats Lando fucked
Sochi round 2 inbound
Oh someone convinced the window licker to not start on full wets kek
Stoll changing shoes
starts raining, pit crew needs to hidew the slicks.
Even Stefano paid Hadjar a visit lmfao
Well if they need to go full wets he's got a set that's been scrubbed in a lap
Wonder if marko gonna give him a visit
Defrag fucked, second defrag
Hes gonna end up on the bottom of the lake if Helmut pays him a visit
Lot less spray
Leeeeeaves

This is going to be chaos...
Oh sir jim there fuck off
Lando leads
For the first time this season, its lights out and away we go 
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Max P2
Clean start
Or not
Doob stopped
Doohan 
He's gone
All the rookies going out lmao
SC
Rear wing gone
Oh ffs
safety car lap 2 lol
oof
o7
Bernd Maylander leads the GP
Was that a collective sigh of the crowd or engine noises I heard?
back in senna times rain ment almost nothing
Another white line casualty
Sainz crash
Sainz 
Fuck
Jesus
sainz 
Carlos 
Dropping like flies
goddam it
Sainz oh noooooooo
ITS CHAOS 
CHAOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bort getting closer to points
too much throttle
Like both Hadjar and Doohan
Williams mechanics getting their season started now 
yep, there is the rain
What direction is it blowing? Can't be bothered to open BOM
Damn yuki went down a place 
going north east
top 10 decided in 12 laps ? lol
That photog might need new pants
thataway
Bro that Williams mechanic just had a whole season of suffering going through his mind lmao
Guy holding up the chain loop with the crane no where near ready
I don't think I'll get use to bono not talking to lewis
damn, so it confirmed that the cycling lanes are fucking the cars
Should have red'd after sainz
Bearman and Lawson you mean
Its 5 laps though...
all 3 boxed
Oh
lawson went to inters
inters to slicks soon? 
5 laps or so I feel
SC ending
Good
Here we go again

All clean so far
Bearman fastest lap 
Alonso incident?
oh, I forgot, no more fastest lap point
Go Oscar, chase down max
Norris now has the fastest lap
margin on the restart probably
Yuki investigation
more than 10 car lengths is investigation
and Bort's brakes getting long
DRS enabled
Chaos time
Oh god no
Oh boy
drs and crossing white lines to overtake 
Come on, Pastry. You can win this
Well damn a precise message from ferrari, it's a miracle
Oh, I just noticed the investigation ! on the timing tower
more rain
into the 130s
We've had an overtake
Young kimi
Kimi
Antonelli has a history of doing well in wet races, right?
Damn, that gap to Jorj is getting big
just thinking that 
Sky water is watering
Lil bit of drizzle
Oh dear Young kimi
At least he didn't crash it
gooooo pastry
Even Max lol


Good save tbf
and Ham
Kimi passed Hulk again
and Hamilton had an SC incident as well
any radar pics?
ver being humbled now
ok
NFA for Alonso
right on the top left corner of that pop up text
Hope nfa for yuki
all !s NFA
interval times in the hud?
Hooray
his tires are dead
How's the gap to George fro max now?
and Jorj is reeling him in
just under 9s
Ham with gear problems
Oh dear Lewis has lost gear sync
First reliability problems for Hamilton
Window licker passed
of course this all happens during the host broadcast ad break
So glad sky doesn't put ads on
can they show the times...
hope he doesn't wake up from trying to lick the raindrops on his visor and go after kimi 
I just realised why I'm getting more ads than normal, they are putting the race in the small box here but then the ads cut over to fullscreen cause of regional broadcasting
True but then sometimes dead times during practice
What was that radio message
Lechair wet himself
Bro 
must be the water
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Fuck sake Ferrari lmao
no cheats for redbull shows real life
we'll get Karen Horner badgering fia about mcl's car
Lando coming up on the haas's
fix youre fuckig car
Lewis already pissed at them lmao
Ferrari 

Bono probably dying of laughter
Mf won the championship multiple times and they are yapping about how he can activate DRS on the radio 

Hold position Australia
Hold position 
Asking to hold position on the 1st race 
start?
didnt say fall back, just hold, get that bumper and make him sweat 

Bro...
Ham about to quit
Zak being a lying fucker last pass to him. Said they could race
Only had to hold for back markers
Just hold K1 bro 
he hasn't been lapped yet
i feel like the engineer is just picking out telemetry data for improvements yet ham used to lesser volumes of coms from bono 
Ha lapping a red bull lol
now he has
Alonso crash
Albin catching yuki
Alonso 
Oof
SC
hmm
Ferrari going with slicks
pitlane chaos time
sc
Ham on hards
i can go for a piss and when i get back verstappen will be wherelandon was when iwent
merc jackman is a big lad.
Mediums for max
meds
Meds better tyre than hard
Haas' still inters
I don't think those mediums will last till the end
Sauber on meds too
wonder if they'll allow unlapping
car hasnt even been moved yet 
meds will last if it's gonna take this long to get the car out
probably the only screenshot you'll see of lawson near max and mcl 
Computer doesn't know what tyres yuki has
I guess this Stroll's year to beat Alonso
Chance to go grab a drank
Lawson almost got nuked there lmao
Possible sauber unsafe release
rookies bringing the f2 chaos to f1
Mike crack mention
Heavy rain for 1 lap inbound? O dear 
CHAOS
Holy fuck those clouds look grim
Haas masterplan
Jesus christ that truck man
if anyone wants link to radar
This is going to be fucking chaos
that orange dot is gonna be the class 2/3
Haas on inters

"Confirm we pit before its wet, not when its wet" 
???
Wish BOM would add a wind direction indicator to the radar for screenshotting
need to call Ferrari to check if its water
True
That is what the doppler is for
Nah, they are busy still trying to get Lewis to press K1
Leclerc might drown if it starts absolutely pissing it down
Kimi passing Hamilton before this race ends would be quite poetic
Ooh yuki on meds
You;re a doppler
I'm gonna red shift away now
Ocon, you are in a Haas, of course they are quicker than you
Silly twat
Watch it not start to rain and Haas being even more fucked than they already were
Gonna look like morons out there on inters if it stays dry
Burt is flying around there
Bernd is a great F1 driver 
Wish the Ahbu dhabi guys would have taken this long in 2021
Don't start
:tf:
Don't we hate max now?
Jesus fucking christ Jay. Still going on about that?
Just asking for a little consistency 🙂
We get enough of that from watching Sky
Rain in 7 minutes 
Saw someone having a AD21 tanty on Wikipedia last week
Bearman almost spinning
Safety car in
bearman fucking max 
Oh max is pissed
SC ending
This about to be wild mayhaps
i reckon
Green flag racing
max may fuck an overtake cause water is wet
class 3 rain 
Cucked
Could be because of the water
chaos 
DRS
Come on, Pastry. You have 15 laps
Yuki has got passed charles
Bortoleto got 5 seconds because of unsafe release by Sauber
+5 Bort
Let's goo yuki
Cmon kimi get Gasly
Ope Merc

Both mclaren off
Chaos

Rip Pastry

Piasti off
Oh ffs
Oh no Pastry
hhahaha
Rip Pastry

Properly beached it
boxing
Mama says Fuck
And Max took P1 lol
YUKI p2 
Yuki podium
Oh, Pastry got moving
My man 2nd
Or not
Oscar is still going
Still in front of Bearboy lmao
Max is staying out
What is going on lmfao
Wow, the crowd willed that into existance
yuki P4 
Someone should've teached Stroll that last year 
I wonder how hard Max is cackling
Max box
bearman in the pits again so pastry isnt last after all of that. 
Hey, at least Pastry is in front of Nandos
max box
Its absolutely pissing it down
Hamilton leads
Rip Leclerc. Hes gonna drown
Lawson stopped
Checo 2.0 doing his thing
Lawson 
Get fucked you kiwi prick
Safety car
Just as Crofty said Lawson in the points 
Gabi too nooooooo
Lawson LMAOOOOOOO
Borto 
Fuck me Lando got lucky then 
What a race
Anto last rookie standing
This is a rollercoaster of a race 
if the rain was 30 seconds later
last of the rain
Ferrari 
I'm in ad break, tell me what is happening?
classic ferarri

chaos dingo, fucking chaos
Yuki noooooo
Lawson and Bortoletto fucked it, saved Lando and Ferrari being Ferrari
Bravo kimi 👏
What channel has the F1 rights these days?
Can I just say, Hulk has had a great race
Channel 4
Channel 10 Kao
I mean in Australia
Oh sorry
He took Martins advice
WTF is this race
chaos
so getting a fuckton of ads, especially in regional TV
Lawson 
It looked like Borto's rear suspension broke before he hit that wall
Lawson did a hadjar
Almost murdered Hulk in the process
MBS indbound
Ham bitch session started

hamilton wont get a fine. only max getting that..
Hamilton learning the hard way the ways of the ferarri strategy 
but then FIA fined the rally drivers so...
Do it Mohammed, no balls
hey as jay said, we just want some consistencey 
🙂
Only 2 rookies left
Who would have throught Bearboy would be one of the two rookies to finish
after this weekend
Me
Albon so close to a podium
He's slow so he won't spin out lol
We aren't done yet
S🅱️in
Haas car is an f2 so bearman is comfy with it
Safety car in
Clearly Hadjar is DOTD
Aww, it won't let me vote for Hadjar
Oh liam span twice
Sun out
well lando wins this
Hadjar:
welcome to melbourne 
We get 4 seasons in a day here
since i couldnt vote hadj
Gasly off
Chaos mode enabled
Dude Lawson looks fucking miserable in that portrait 
Can't believe RB fucked my man should've pitted yuki earlierc
Oscar in P10
Gasly you are in an F1 car, even if it has the pace of a lawnmower, it is in fact not a lawnmower
Dont fuck this up Lando
Dont pull a Sochi
please fuck it up
man just needed to cool his inters, quickly
upgraded to !
norris crash 
Be wide Lando
Phew hell only lose 1 place
Yes lando
Lando

Good shit Lando
norris 
That safety car really saved his ass
What a race
Albono 4th 
Hulk P7 
Points for Sauber 
7 time world champion mugged by Lance "Window Licker" Stroll
Stroll P6 
How did that Ferrari move go so far? 
just need a final radio from ferrari. "k1" now 
that piastri move 
Watch Lando break his own trophy
Merc lead the constructors
Season over
and for first time since like what, 2022 or 2021, someone other than max leads the WDC
Finally
It's 3am, I think I'm done
Hadjar got robbed of DOTD
2nd as race win trumps it
Id have given it to kimi
Ah yes fair point
"people will vote who they want to vote, thinking of Antonelli" ...
we were thinking of Anto, Martin
Lance Stroll did a great job today.
6th place lots of points, didn’t crash while his WASHED team mate and many others did.
I bet his haters feel stupid now.
Especially the one who just released at 40 minuet hate video.
Jam is decent tbf.

Max talking to Marko/horn "So, Whos my teammate for race2" 
Good result for my fantasy team
great result for my Rookie team 
Perez must be giggling now
China sprint next weekend 
the great china
just wish i could get to the league, F1 site keeps putting me on the main page 
Have you tried the app?
https://x.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1901137462291992753 Just as a reminder of the great flood of Monaco
📻 Leclerc: "Is there a leakage?"
📻 Engineer: "A leakage of what?"
📻 Leclerc: "My seat is full of water, like, full of water."
📻 Engineer: "Must be the water."
📻 Leclerc: "Let's add that to the words of wisdom."
#F1 #AusGP
If there was ever a Ferrari moment, that has to be it
or, "Push the k1 button" to the 7 time world champion
Driver of the day should have gone to Milander frfr
Oh yeah forgot tag has taken over from rolex
Yeah they took over all the cosmetics stuff
Oh look. Max got a new dinner plate
time
It's raining again
fucking melbourne 
Absolutely pissing it down at that 
Looking forward to TeamLH vs Tifosi shitshow
Nico Hulkenberg is the leading Ferrari powered driver in the championship btw

China:
Practice 1: <t:1742527800:R>
Sprint Quali: <t:1742542200:R>
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Qualifying: <t:1742626800:R>
Race: <t:1742713200:R>
Euhh triple pain
So is it worth watching the highlights on channel 4 later?
Its worth watching the entire thing. It was absolute chaos

ferrari low mid tier team now 
absolute chaos last few laps this
Turned out to be a great race to start the season with, also really seems like we are going to have a great fight for 1st in the championship this season
ehh, we'll see. I think max was absolutely sending it at the end and Lando was playing it safe not trying to fuck it up on a wet track.
for some randomness Bottas got to have a run in a f2 powered 1999 bar
and no doubt it was still faster than last years sauber 
Pretty sure I say it every year but the trophy is a banger
by points does that realy mean jars of jam?
i forgot about this 
Sprint weekend 
thankfully sprint is 3am, so i can stay comft in 
Looks like McL were a bit cheeky with their mini drs thingy again
A) these tests had already been confirmed that they were cracking down on flexible things with the strictness coming for Spain
B) nothing was said about McLaren
Been a lot of things floating around with that tiny gap again
As has been previously communicated, between the end of the 2024 season and the start of the 2025 season, the FIA exercised the authority it is granted under Article 3.15.1 of the Technical Regulations to introduce either new or more challenging load-deflection tests for the
Further explanation
its a long tweet so you need to click on it to read all of it 🙂
Yea which I read all teams are within the rules at the time and mentions they had already announced it
yeah and i like it. good job fia 
Holy 
If this sends twice ima strangle discord
I reckon mclaren will get fucked by the TD changes in Spain just quietly 
Just somehow I reckon the wing affects their whole aero and fucks em 
It might be the water
BBC News - Former F1 boss and TV pundit Jordan dies aged 76
https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/cq8y1335qlwo
I didn't always agree with what he said in recent years but he knew his stuff
sky jumped the gun and deleted their post
Yea was definitely an embargo as everyone has posted at the same time including personal statements and videos
I hope you have peace now Eddie. Im lucky to still be alive ❤️

):
I JUST READ THIS, FUCK!
and its always fucking cancer
fuck cancer
Music

Lawson out in SQ1 
Get fucked
And P20 as well 
Lawson ffs 
Bearman damn

How long before lawson dropped
bortoleto in SQ2 
Window licker actually doing well
o7 Alonso
Seat problems for Carlos 
Leclerc 
Was mad that he was told to swap cars
Oh lol
That'll be a fine for swearing
Nice of Hadjar to give Yuki that tow after he had to back out and knew he wouldnt make another go
That merc got a bit of pace
That McL doesnt seem to like softs here
At least Lando cant get them to work
Pastry was close at least
Yeah guess McLaren are cooking their softs a bit
Wasn’t expecting that result
Ham Ver front row
Interesting quali
What the hell is that sprint pole trophy 
Lawson KEK

May not be the race but still pog 🙂
missed the ending. but nice to see Albon, Yuki and Stroll in SQ3 
Leclerc summoned to the stewards for breaching race directors instructions 
Oh Stroll as well. Alleged failling to stay behind the maximum delta time
licking too many windows
stay behind the maximum delta time why do they even have that? nothing happen from it
Discount perez keeping the memes alive
It does make you think though we know they are both better than they are in that red bull seat so is it something else
Do we with lawson nothing in his f1 career screams he good enough
Uh oh, Williams could be in trouble after failing to provide the video files from its onboard cameras within an hour of FP1 ending.
Its the front and rear facing cameras to monitor wing flexibility that the FIA wants. Team has been referred to the stewards #F1 #ChineseGP
Williams has to see the stewards at 0830 tomorrow morning #F1 #ChineseGP
No further action on Lec and Stroll

I stole from Reddit too 
@late seal , Merlinemrys should ask for permission to share the meme 
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Official F1 have got a new toy the computer game has had for a long time lol, Ghost car 🙂
Only watching the repeat now, any reason the back of the rear wing of the Williams is purple lol
Probably from Kraken some races they put NFTs on it
Thats actually sick af
yeah. we need more of this in the future 
I never went to bed
You're an infringement


hamilton leads
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
lando loses positions
Lando loosing places 
haha
Hamilton zooming out front 
He's had his wheetabix
he must be using K1
Lawson doing fuck all again
oh there’s Lawson
has he made any progress?
1 place
oh there was contact as well
Lawson with an overtake 
and bumping wheels
lawson with a pass
That one fine but he under investigation
Yh just came up on my stream lol
Lando has fucked his tyres 
Max hunting his prey
big battle for 14th
some breakies?
Max now struggling, pastry on him 
He's going to try that one someone who won't give
Sainz 

infomation on tyre wear I guess
Meanwhile Stroll in front of Lando lmao
If cars are starting to fall off the cliff this could get spicy
I was hoping for exciting sprint it been a bit shit
max's front tyres are dead
My internet is awesome.
Pastry 
woo Oscar P2
May need to restart the modem before Quali
Wonder if we will see the hard tyres in main race





come on oscar



FIA