#🏁Motorsports
1 messages · Page 36 of 1
hands up who also forgot that the ferrari guy went to RB
Stroll being Stroll
@dusky harbor your guy is P1 
DANGY!
choas
damn by race 7 Will buxton saying the RB will be no sidepodsa
when did danny ric stop using the RCR 3 font?
fook yah
end of session times
Now to the slumber hous
everyone is fairly close
öh? piastri had soft tires on his time 
fast time was set on the softs yea but the tires listed are the ones that where in use at the time of the screenshot
okey
yea and alpine not that much better
But Andretti won't bring any value to F1
exactly
is the rear wing in F2 new? i dont remember last season, but watching it, all i can see is Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon with his massive collar
i think they got new cars for this season IIRC
The season will see the introduction of a brand new chassis and engine package. The Dallara F2 2018 chassis, which had been used by Formula 2 since 2018 season, will be replaced by the new Dallara F2 2024 chassis, which is adapted to the current concept of a Formula One car. Like last season, a turbocharged 3.4-litre V6 Mecachrome engine will be used, albeit being an evolution of the previous one
Yea new car
Alpine where slowest of early soft runs now they are 18th and 19th they are fucked
max P6.. what is happening? 
Surely they wouldn't sandbag until Qaulifying right?
stroll p8 

Are red bull sandbagging or was everyone sandbagging but red bull in testing
First part is more likely
Any reason to watch FP2?
Julien FEBREAU on CANAL+: "Engine deficit estimated between 2 and 3 tenths depending on the circuits. Car 10kg overweight. Just with these 2 elements, the Alpine is already half a second behind. Add to that the aero who is lacking." Alpine forecast last on the starting grid tomorrow

@atomic egret missing the music again.. starting to be a thing now.. 
aah shit
I thought I turn notificatiuons back on. Damn it
I wonder if Sauber are going to get all Elon Musky about it and get snarky about people calling it Sauber
they complained about it?
No, I said I wonder if they will
maybe they should have better title sponsors then
its just a title sponsor? like no one really say oracle red bull racining or moneygram Haas.
yea because that has a useable name in it of a manufacture
I thought their team name was Kick F! or something
RB for the VCARB name
yea they have said thats fine as the company is registered as Racing Bulls
What does Mag think he's doing going fastest?!
only chance he has got
no
Nice one Mclaren
oh dear
both on hards both on a similar time so all good
That didnt look great from that Mclaren 
which one was it did not see
piastri
at least it was not norris 👀
So Lando broke his electronics and Oscar is about to blow up. RPM is going to have a field day
poor McLaren
Smol cough from the RB as well
RBR only on hards. they forgot they have soft tires ? 
sky says the Christian is in a meeting with f1 management
Horner seeing the Principal
Yeah Horny is in a meeting with Ben Sulayem lmao
pretty much
Wonder if Jos is in the paddock and if Horner will go hunting
and seemed good with Ben Sulayem
I've seen the leaks, there are things in there that I wish I didnt see 
And off into the distance Max fucks 
the Haas and Alpine cars are back at the bottom
williams still in the middle lets go
nah keep them both in williams
you want to see Mercedes suffer?
O no
Expect that on youtube in a few days
seems like some teams have come to play, good, makes me more curious for the qualifying
yea its a bit mixed up
Back to Forza
New season, new strategies, new sketches! F1 Teams meetings are G0.0!!!!! #Ad @heinekenireland #F1HEINEKEN00 .
you are now on a watchlist
Secret Patreon compound for war criminals:
https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

I'm here for MUSIC! Oh shit, I just realised I have no cheesecake because of hermiting

That fucking mullet
🟢
drain cover outlap, gotta test if they are welded enough 
Can't wait for first silly buggers of the year!
for a second I thought you meant they retired J0han
hahaha 
i mean, it IS ferarri .. 
ferrari using medium tires 
Should have stuck with the Hards Q1, Meds Q2, Softs Q3
gasly time deleted
Silly Mr Moon
Apparently there is a second email hitting 
In the paddock the only talk is about the Horner case. New material is said to be released to the public at 6 pm local time. The regicides will not give up.
From the AMuS live blog https://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/gp-bahrain-formel-1-grosser-preis-von-bahrain/live/
Silly buggers starts!
Max has a point there lmao
albono P1
Hell yeah Albo
Danny P2 
WOO DANGY!
*P3
Go away Hulk
Florida man drive better than danny 
sainz P1
Alpain
we are checking
alpine back row of the grid
WOO DANGY
sauber and alpine in bottom 5 
aLpine
Florida man in P18
Hitting the gym didn't pay off
florida man failed to get a better place.

Russell ffs 
the unpainted french cars are slowest
He was doing well though
Silly buggers happened

yeah but other drivers did a better job 🙂
I can see live timing just not the feed
Hes out in Q1 only above the slowpine
How is that doing well
It's just another mid result
So no track limits or mistakes just Sargent things ?
yep
A couple deletions
Practice and early times were decent
Is that the standard you have for him? 
Max complained about pit lane car parking and Chair overtook out of the pits
Russel to the stewies
@warped cave if you dont have high hopes for a driver. you dont get disapointed so much when they dont preform well 🙂
.4 off his teammate too 
hulk faster than Kmag
kmag time deleted. 
By just a smidge
Buggers being silly
hulk P2
i know. stroll is out 
high enough to get his 1st dive bomb into someone at turn 1 for the season 
Goddammit, ads, stop talking about penises!
They keep playing ads for penii pills. Is annoying
those targeted Ads are something huh 
maybe its targeted ads 
Kayo doesn't have that ability
I was waiting for those comments
Q3 
Ham .8 down on Russell
P3 Alonso


P1
So Max is on pole then 
Did anyone catch F2 quali yesterday?
Can't remember
I know one team did an opposing run plan to the others can't remember which it was
1 lap left ye
F2 is in 45min
I'm lil upset Beganovich stalled on the grid. He woulda run away with the win otherwise
Might make f2
Let's go Luke
I was basing my time on someone doing a watch along which were obviously watching the rerun

F3 is on my calendar but f2 won't add for some reason
https://twitter.com/aadarshf1/status/1763603954406216060 This is great lmao
Genius
I just have F1 in mine, I always check the times anyways so I know if there is F2 or F3 as well
Otmar 5Head
First Williams win of the day
And SC already. Ah yes F2 keep doing your thing
Bortoleto spun him. This is what happens when someone decides that he skips F3 for no apparent reason
and 10 sec pen for Bortoleto
Yes he did
Feel like I've heard his name before 
Hes Toto's wonder project
Which doesn't seem to be doing well
Toto's side hustle?
Toto wants him in F1 asap from what it looks like
Are you confusing Bortoleto with Antonelli?
Fuck. Yes I am
That's what I was thinking
Lmfao
lol
How is Toto's actual project doing
its not like every damn outlet talks about Anto 
16th last I saw
So much for the next max or Lewis
The boy from Barbados wins
Now that's an interesting national anthem
Join our fantasy league if you havent already Scotty Races Moore
Have fun everyone. I’m just waiting for Ferrari to fuck up again 
Time to start exploring the options for what team to support next season 
they already did by signing Hamilton 


MUSIIIIIIC!
Kaotac is in time 
So it's my TV behind on pc I'm on time
Unfortunately I'm going to miss the start
I was on time for Quali too
As I'm at work
So Alpine = brick on wheels this season?
I can't believe how long he has comitted to that fucking mullet

i would say Stroll into Vers bowling
but Max wil be turn 10 before stroll gets to t1 
Defrag is go
Everyone on softs 
It's HAPPENIIIIIING!
Everyone is soft 
two stop race? 
20-24 laps for Hards.. Albono: hold my tyre deg 


Lights out and away we go 
its lights out and.. congrats to Max for wdc24 
⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Stroll 
stroll 
Stroll strolled it
strolled
Let me dig into my old images..
Can't wait for the rpm video 
Stroll did a stroll
DRS enabled 
Lots of sparts tonight
Hulk in pit already 
Hulk on hards 
damage from being near Stroll when he span
that's one way to throw away that good quali
Aaand it took all of 1 lap for Max to get the 1s gap on Leclerc 
Overtakes everywhere 
Charles P3 
I wish I had race snakcs
Merc isn’t bad!?
Hulk did it to Stroll 
Florida man making places
Bottas shoving Mag along 
The Alpines aren't last anymore 
And now back to F1.5
Norris on plan b 
plan b you say 
Perez 
Fairly close is you are not Max
Russel going a great Job being Max's rear gunner, letting him get a nice gap 
Max 
Oof, that Hulking gap
30s gap to bottas
Lechair keeps locking up 
Leclerc ffs
Lelockup
How is Sainz the one being replaced?!
Florida Man 
Florida man?! 
Out goes Florida Man
Oh no
Oh he’s back 
Oh hes got it going
Sainz 
The sparks!
florida man
?
And Ferrari almost ended in domestic terrorism
Damn it, of course something happened when I went to the loo
I hope sainz does that all season just passing leclair
Ferrari......
Softs
Yeah probably going hards then soft at the end
Oh broken glow wing
Shame
Lechair nearly taking out a sauber 
lol he’s struggling
Just a false flag box
In comes Gandy
Perez 
Albon P5 
I can't spell today at all
Anything to take that ugly thing away from the screens
Where are my pit timers 
1st race of the season, thats a dlc for later 
Only available on sky f1 plus plus
Lechair complaining on the radio 
Another ferarri lock up 
who has no battery?
Ham
Hamilton
Forgot the charge it over night obvi
Alex podium....
oh Ham said that? so he has 3 full batteries ready to go then 
Bono my tyres to Toto my battery?
Ferrari going at it again 
Sainz

Go sainz!
Good job Sainz
Chair in shambles
Fuckin send it in sainz!
for a sec there i though he could get Rus as well
he was that late
Ferrari going to stroll themselves if they are not careful
Another lock up for lechair 
2.9s stop for max 
Slow tough
Sainz 
We are checking count: 1
Ferrari is checking it 
Sainz is cooking
Ferrari said it ! "they are checking" 
Leaking fluid from Russell’s car 
Merc bout to retire
Nice Saanz
we should have a counter on how many times ferrari say it 
What is wrong with my fingers today?!
Lando bout to have his way with Lechair
max with fastest lap with over a second
Both Mercs overheating 
sainz getting closer and closer to perez 
Boo
Hamilton’s seat is broken 
how 
Lewis Thiccilton
F1TV: "The Swiss team renaming back to their orgininal name Sauber" 

Ferrari to Chair: tyre life longer than expected. Chair locking up nearly everycorner .. is it? 
Sauber 
bottas bit stop 
Smokey
52.4s
Bottas and long pitstops 
Dear god, Perez was barely on the straight at the same time as Max after a pit stop.
Max just sets the fastest lap by 2 seconds 
Quite a boring race, but kinda happy so far. Hoping for Chuck to get past latte boi.
Toto looks half asleep 
not surprising, Anto isnt out there 
Hic
Lechair 

"Not often George makes mistakes like that" What are you on about Crofty?
Stroll P9 
Sainz driver of the day 
I'm very surprised, Ferrari managed to start the season with a great race even with Leclerc having issues
Yuki is PISSED 
Why should they swap?
Dani is on softs
So Ric can overtake two cars on softs
poor yuki 
Max catching up to the drama train
Why are RB even swapping
Danny has reds on
It's pointless though literally
punchable face!
So Danny can have a go at the two cars infront on softs
it might have mattered if it was done sooner
Not going to get through though the softs will be dying
Queue the National Anthem of Netherlands 
sure but he might have a chance thats all thats needed to try to make that move
and Austria
Maybe
Yuki 
Yuki 
ok this is amazing 
yaas Yuki. fight back!

This is why I don't understand it yuki was quicker even on the hards
Really makes me wish they did points for everyone that doesn't DNF



bit late for that 
err
Or a bit early 
I thought they banned the hanging off the fence
Dani was too washed to pass KMag 
Good drive Sainz 
Im happy with the result 
Good race between drivers not in a red bull
Vcarb might have a new ridiculous name but their strategy is still total ass tbh 
they have a fd ferrari person as TP now soo
To bed. Going to have to dehermit and go shopping today 😦
nope 

Some banging moves by Sainz. Winner as expected, I'm so happy F1 is back
Not too much was a pretty standard race with no dnf’s
Florida man possibly not at fault for issues https://twitter.com/KKirkwoodRacing/status/1763954893901992217?t=yYO5UwRSDsMakd7wwmLzLA&s=19
Did hulk do well?
Williams confirmed an issue on their Twitter
16th
Nooo
Yea saw that as well
It’s ok you didn’t miss much 
Pretty standard race
yeah i had a scroll through
same as last season
max won by bigger margin then last year
which is fuckin ridonkulous
Sainz did well

Had contact 1st corner and had to pit to swap front wing
I want to be in the post race meeting
#Teamlh in full meltdown mode?
https://twitter.com/wearetherace/status/1763994298826076452?s=20 Alpain can only get worse if this is true
Did you remember to bet before slumber?
Probably got told no can't do that one too many times and now the car is full in the mud. I understand why they want to leave lol
yea
They might also be next on the chopping block and decided quitting now was the better option :p
No i didnt bet 
Good thing i didnt either
Oh twitter embedds now wtf
HE WAS LOOKING FOR HIS TEAM AND NOT A SINGLE PERSON WAS THERE, FCK THEM
💖 965 🔁 206
I saw a rumor Jos met with Toto talking max to Merc
Imagine going to a slow car cause your dad is a douche
Yea toto said anything Is possible which means nothing
Maybe they think new rules will favour merc in a few years
Max might need to fire ole dad from being around him
about damn time
Don't know why he needs to be at every race he's a big boy now
why not? he want to support and see his son race.
Does he need to be at every race though
BWT Alpine F1 Team today introduces a series of organisational changes throughout its technical teams where it will take a new three-pillared approach. The team has created three specialised technical roles: Technical Director (Performance), Technical Director (Aerodynamics) and Technical…
Alpain restructuring
i dont see the issue that a parent(s) want to support their children. if you compete in a compition , you dont want to have your parents there if they can go to it?
And add the fact that Jos used to race in F1 as well. Not unlikely that he wants to keep taps on whats happening in the sport on top
Yea that's true maybe it's just because he's around so much more than other parents
max is loyal to Helmut and jos not horner
Some stories floating around that Jos Verstappen will miss the Saudi Arabian GP because of the ongoing Christian Horner situation. It is true he will not be there, but he was never going anyway because he is taking part in the Rallye de Hannut.
So pure coincidence
Oh he’s busy crashing rallye cars
But also he’s just a pos person so still should be fired and not around
Looks like totally not Jos is just leaking all the red bull gossip
Max can void his contract should Helmut leave and Ford are looking to cancel the contract because of the drama
but its also Ralf Schumacher adding his 2 cents aswell and he just hates everyone except Mick
Yea way to many rumours and this person said this at the minute hard to know what's true and just random waffle
More F1 Drama
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/68465516
he medals way to much in f1
Allegedly Horner tried to buy the team from under the Austrian's noses with some British investors 
The amount of clickbait and conjecture by the usual suspects on here over that last 48 hours has frankly been astounding. So just to address a few of the claims I've seen:
"Jos will miss Saudi because of the Horner situation!" - No. Jos has a race in Belgium over the weekend.…
Sums it up best
https://twitter.com/dr_obbs/status/1764691601589178469?t=4WvWa60fZQnDhAJJgUbEHQ&s=19 and this looking at you fastest pitstop and rbr daily
@jeppe_olesen The worst thing is we have these copy pasta accounts that farm engagement by spreading this nonsense. They are a news source. They are rumor mongering for likes.
Could anyone leave? Yes! And I could also become team principal, sure it’s possible but also improbable.
Police in the UK have recovered a £370,000 Ferrari F512M belonging to Gerhard Berger stolen at the San Marino Grand Prix 29 years ago.
FIAs only demand will be make it a street track
True 
can we have jean back?
jean? i think michael masi would be a better 
autosport may have jumped the gun on the new saudi track
or go with the tradition of ex ferrari TPs and have mattia binotto
The FIA grade one-level circuit - which qualifies it to host F1 - is most notable for its elevation changes.
There is a gain of 108 metres over the 21-corner lap.
The centrepiece of that is the so-called ‘Blade’ – an LED-lit opening turn that rises for 70 metres, equivalent to more than 20 stories.
it looks like skys f1 adverts from last year
Lets have turn 1 suspended in the air, i cant see anything wrong with this at all
ya a turn no one can see haha
the designers clearly play mario kart and Trackmania ha
"has been designed by legendary F1 designer Hermann Tilke, with former F1 driver Alexander Wurz providing his driver's eye view on its layout"
f1 fans love Hermann Tilke
he loves making a good track with very little overtaking opportunities
well it will still be better than the current track which is all corners and evil curbs
and shaped like a sperm
Wtf is that turn 
yea had not notice till someone pointed that out
Wait, no sperm this year?
sperm for a few more years the tracks not even built
The FIA has confirmed its compliance officer has "received a report detailing potential allegations involving certain members of its governing bodies."
Says the the Compliance Department is "assessing these concerns ... "to ensure that due process is meticulously followed." #F1
de.motorsport Reporting that Jos Verstappen DID NOT invite Horner to his birthday party but Helmut Marko was invited (https://de.motorsport.com/f1/news/interessante-variante-marko-schliesst-verstappen-wechsel-nicht-aus-24030603/3404012/)
This has gone so far we are reporting on people not being invited to birthday parties
Could the dutch make it any more obvious that Jos is the source for all Jos realted pettiness
They could release the emails from [email protected]
next report is going to be Jos took his Ball and left when Christian turned up to 5 a side
You should submit that will probably get published you could be a redbull insider or someone close to the matter
Gotta keep people watching when max is winning by 40 seconds every week ya know
Oh good, we're at the school kid drama stage.
Wait til horner mum talks to Jos's
Jos' Mouth piece he keeps leaking stuff to just casually having a coffee in the red bull paddock
you are now on a watchlist
Secret Patreon compound for war criminals:
https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link
Max in an Alpine 
Look at that fuzz Lando's trying to grow!
sainz back to mclaren. lando will finish first 
Newm
But Pastry is doing well in that car
last night she was fired, this morning shes suspended
tomorrow im fully expecting to read shes been assassinated
I also read somewhere she and Jos had a relationship. This whole thing is a shitshow 
what you are saying is that Jos was behind all of this? 
I mean it definity feels like he's the big push behind the whole situation
especially with his comments the other day how the team would implode if Horner was allowed to stay
yeah.i think i figure it out! i saw a picture of Toto and Jos talking. maybe maybe it is Toto who is behind this and using Jos as a puppet a revenge for 2021 abu dhabi? 
i hear you 
an f1tv presenter just said "Not many cars run on this road after the race"
because its not an actual street so no cars run on it

they didnt have to go so hard for the f1 anthem but they did
stroll hit the wall 


Got caught up watching Minecraft and forgot the time
have you been to the grocerystore this week or planning to go tomorrow?
Maybe tomorrow. Depends on how hermity I feel
so no cheesecake for quali? 
I got a new housemate, so my brain is insisting I stay in my dark cave
In fact, I'm starting to feel slightly ill at the idea of leaving the house tomorrow
track limits for gasly 
Oh no, F1 Kids
Christian Horner needs to go to horny jail
for LeeGaL reasons I must say that the 'evidence' in the google drive has not been verified as real or denied as fake by Red Bull/Horner as of right now.
According to Autosport "Red Bull has not confirmed whether or not the documents are real or have been falsified"
source: https://www.autosport.com/f...
5 mins to go
2 tracks in a row with drain issues
yea probably not taking chances
lewis trying to take out the competition
merc having comunication issues? 
i didnt see the williams man
wow you missed florida man complain about lewis? 
nope
f1tv still banging on about this being a street circuit
IT 👏 ISNT 👏 A 👏 STREET 👏
in the same way korea was
Academy quali now
Please no red flags
The F1 academy livery on Edgar's car is really nice
Hamilton gets a warning and Mercedes is fined €15,000 for failing to inform him of Sargeant approaching in their impeding incident during FP2 #F1 #SaudiArabianGP
Wow totally fair penalty
The FIA is SO against Hamilton
Getting some groceries delivered.. so Quali Cheesecake is happening!
Big news from Ferrari as Carlos Sainz has been diagnosed with appendicitis and requires surgery.
Ollie Bearman will replace him for the rest of the weekend in Jeddah, starting with FP3 today #F1 #SaudiArabianGP
damn
Not a bad weekend for Ollie. Pole in F2 and now his F1 debut. Naturally he wont take futher part in F2 this weekend
@ScuderiaFerrari @Carlossainz55 Get well soon @Carlossainz55, I know a good surgeon if you need
Albon is ready to help
Cheeky fucker 
Well, there goes 2025's stat of 'Lewis Hamilton becomes first British driver to race for Ferrari in F1 in a quarter of a century' #F1 #SaudiArabianGP
Washed
Oh shit Bearman will be the first driver in over 50 years to make his F1 debut racing for Scuderia Ferrari
Thats a neat stat to put on the CV
Oliver Bearman making history 
Bearman breaking a few records today in fact. The youngest ever driver for Ferrari, and youngest ever British F1 driver
Imagine how mad Giovinazzi is
Hes their development driver but they picked an F2 driver over him kek
What's the bet Chair is still #2 on the weekend?
is Giovinazzi in SA? 
No
unlucky 🙂
Oh well, hes got some good shit going in WEC
Strange since he's an Itallian Prophet in Islam
extra formation lap for F1A 
Probably double checking the drain covers in pit lane 
Again
That was what caused the delay yesterday
that going to be thing now? 2 of 2 races have issues with drain covers.
just get Ferrari to drive down, their cars have a natural affinity to find loose covers 
Send out Leclerc, hes very good at checking loose drain covers
maybe its both drivers? i remember it was sainz in las vegas. i dont know who it was in bahrain.
iirc it was Carlos as well, but hard to send him out when hes in hospital
And Ollie isnt qualified to become a drain cover engineer yet
Pin is channeling inner Max .. already gone 
someone taking a front wing end for a taxi ride
oh its thier own 
Kayo says nop
@atomic egret it starts in like 13min 🙂
Damn, that grin on Bearman's face is YUGE
This week's times (should be shown in your local time)
Free Practice 1: <t:1709818200>
Free Practice 2: <t:1709830800>
Free Practice 3: <t:1709904600>
Qualifying: <t:1709917200>
Race: <t:1710003600>
Should do time and countdown
yea but i post this in the server i'm in a few days before so countdown will be messy
messy? why?
Punch him, Christian!
because it would be time and like 3 days
mutes sky
on the timing page
MUSHEEK!

Every time, that mullet gets me
do you have a mullet too?
Nope
Ollie casually putting in a purple S3 on mediums, last purple was set by Lewis on softs
And purple S2
And S3
STOP THE COUNT
Fucking hell Ollie. Go on lad
Ollie got a better time and Charles. Charles washed 
Chair hasn't left the car hold yet
Do the teams just have spare numbers laying around? They are always quick to change it on the car and garage
Probably just a sticker printer
Or yeah, they may just have the numbers of their backups in with all the garage stuff. Wouldn't take much space
They don't even have a picture for Zhou?
that fucking wall graphic man so pointless
Fucking Logan
florida man hit the wall?
Yes he did
They dont have pictures for neither drivers for Sauber on F1 Fantasy 
Florida man no
They did Bottass dirty
Bearboy looking to match Max for consistency
Can't turn right
NASCAR confirmed
Zhou fucked it into the wall
zhou hit the wall 
I just looked away :p
same..
Zhou......
Yeah he got overtaken by his gearbox
That thing is fucked
That car is fucked
oof
"Street circuit"
it was close?
Don't think so. Looks more like he lost it on the paint to me
At least he parked it by an exit
Had a small
hearing the medical car ngl
Horner, put that phone down. Stop that
@thorn topaz time for a new t-shirt https://preview.redd.it/my-new-shirt-arrived-v0-n0iqucnow2nc1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=31068e8652a49e169ecdfef5a6185129085fcffe ? 
No Horny no, that was not so right
lmao
Welp. Someone is about to sink
Wow, that was a speedy exit from the garage
they are soo slow 
classic
Fuck sake Kmag
Albon please for the love of god dont jihad a wall
Ollie, that applies to you as well
Dont worry Guru, Florida Man probably will later
You know it'll happen, hes not exactly a great driver 
The windowlicker is a lost cause
he fine
anything interesting in p3? been out and bought a birb table for garfen
logan slightly binned it zhou big binned it
Don't forget that Bearboy showed he's not bad
oh yea
Hmm.. Should set a timer so I don't get too lost in minecraft
f2 lap1 .. yellow flag 
Everyone trying to prove they are ready, too!
Did Prema replace Bearman with anyone?
No
Was after Quali
oh right
do people ever interview Andrea Stella? feels like its always Zak Brown 
Occasionally but Zak is used as the face Andrea is left to do important things
She was interviewed earlier
She?

Are we not talking about the Academy driver?
No
oops, nevermind
Andrea Stella is the team principal for mclaren
Must run for my cheesecake
He gets interviewed when the interview topics tendt to be more technical.
Not Bianca Bustamante the McLaren F1 academy driver
okey 

nooooo
Waits....
Also Zak is still in charge of media relations so that's why hes there a lot rather than Stella
@dusky harbor 
what do you guys think? will zhou able to make a lap? 
such a good angle
doubt it
Well well well
Someone gonna make Hulk angee
Was is Albo or Florida?
Florida
Ouch, Pastry
Dont ask how im awake, ive slept for 6 hours after doing 4/5 14+ hour days at work
MCL P1 and P2 
this was the track that verstappen had the absolute flier of a quali lap and then hit the barrier near the end?
ya
Bearman P4 
David Bearman just stood there shitting bricks 
hahah his dad then
purple s3
russell
russell
Latte boi



What is it with Ruzzel and ignoring the RD instructions?
Terrorism if you are to believe RPM
piastri 
bit squirrelly
My cake box mocks me...
Bruh i wish i could tbh
Wouldnt mind if the clock stopped now. Watch Lewis get mugged by Bearman on his F1 debut
Toto would actually have a stroke
lewis is washed
Bearboy ahead of Ham

Duct tape and WD40 can fix many things
The straight line speed of that Haas is quite something
I mean when can he next bin it off the track and into the sea?
Damn

wow
am shocked
traffic already in the last turn
Cmon Dangy
Where the fuck did that come from Stroll?
stop the count!
Zhou missed the line
Alpain
Helmut and Jos' mouthpiece has spoken
Ook vandaag weer onrustig bij Red Bull. Topadviseur Helmut Marko zegt zojuist tegenover ORF dat er een 'theoretische mogelijkheid bestaat' dat hij wordt geschorst door Red Bull. Hij kan niet met zekerheid zeggen of hij er bij de volgende Grand Prix in Australië bij is. #F1
"Unrest again today at Red Bull. Top advisor Helmut Marko just told ORF that there is a 'theoretical possibility' that he will be suspended by Red Bull. He cannot say with certainty whether he will be there at the next Grand Prix in Australia. "
bearman noted for delta time
Inb4 Marko and Horner's PA faked the texts 
nothing happen to those things. i dont understand why they have it
Because if there is a valid reason you aren't in trouble
Like being stuck in traffic letting faster cars go past
yes but they should just take the place and force those fast cars to stop 
will absolutley piss myserlf if Marko has self incriminated
hulk stopped
Went so fast he broke the car 
Not used to going so fast
Zlatan has blessed us with his presence
Zlatan is great 
Damn Alonso
Hulk just blue steeling
Bearman 


close 
Aww
All hail the bearman
Ricardo not doing well... First two qualifiers
Yuki outqualify Danny ricc 
Bearman was pretty good imo. I like him.
Again
hulk is chilling
Ferrari engineers been nice what's happening
Only thing that can save formula 1 atm 😭 (stich @michelleelise27) #formula1 #formulaone #f1 #foryou #foryoupage #fyp #fypシ #tellmeasoundbetterthanthis

Is this man half a second in front of closest non rb rival 
Believe rb went with new softs and im not sure who elsed followed
F1tv said merc was on old sets
truueee
Alonso megamind
See back to the normal .3 
very lovely qualifying
3 tenths hes just too damn good
If max didnt exist, the top 3 would be inside .1

Race winner you say? Not anymore
Hah
Also how is rb still so much a mess and handling everything as poorly as possible
'Verstappen: Red Bull must keep Marko if I'm to stay'
powerstruggles do be like that
Funny thing is that Toto said on Sky Germany that Helmut is welcome at Mercedes if he wants to kek
Not to mention, wherever Helmut goes, Max goes
kek
Toto throwing millions at Newey if that actually happens
honestly call his bluff
let him go to merc who are just producing shitbox after shitbox
carlos and lawson/danny ric at rb let him go join the latte boi at merc


















