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vivid rock
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STOP THE COUNT

sinful kiln
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yuki with purple time PauseChampies

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3rd uhsHappy

vivid rock
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hands up who also forgot that the ferrari guy went to RB

atomic egret
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Stroll being Stroll

vivid rock
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ITS HAPPENING

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(i know its not but a man can dream damn it)

sinful kiln
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@dusky harbor your guy is P1 peepoSitDinkDonk

atomic egret
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DANGY!

high cedar
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choas

vivid rock
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damn by race 7 Will buxton saying the RB will be no sidepodsa

atomic egret
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We'll see

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Hehehe. Mike Krack

wild wigeon
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when did danny ric stop using the RCR 3 font?

dusky harbor
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roll credits on the season

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gg

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danny ric wdc

atomic egret
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fook yah

high cedar
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end of session times

atomic egret
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Now to the slumber hous

high cedar
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everyone is fairly close

sinful kiln
high cedar
sinful kiln
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okey

honest cipher
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RB wtf

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Also Haas 4+ seconds down, oh dear

high cedar
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yea and alpine not that much better

atomic egret
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But Andretti won't bring any value to F1

high cedar
trim girder
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is the rear wing in F2 new? i dont remember last season, but watching it, all i can see is Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon with his massive collar

sinful kiln
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i think they got new cars for this season IIRC

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The season will see the introduction of a brand new chassis and engine package. The Dallara F2 2018 chassis, which had been used by Formula 2 since 2018 season, will be replaced by the new Dallara F2 2024 chassis, which is adapted to the current concept of a Formula One car. Like last season, a turbocharged 3.4-litre V6 Mecachrome engine will be used, albeit being an evolution of the previous one
high cedar
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Yea new car

high cedar
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Alpine where slowest of early soft runs now they are 18th and 19th they are fucked

dawn siren
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RB sandbagging hard right now

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We'll see how big the sand bags are tomorrow I fear

sinful kiln
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max P6.. what is happening? MonkaHMThink

dawn siren
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Surely they wouldn't sandbag until Qaulifying right?

high cedar
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Alpine and sauber 😢

sinful kiln
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stroll p8 Peepo_Happy

sinful kiln
high cedar
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Are red bull sandbagging or was everyone sandbagging but red bull in testing

dawn siren
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First part is more likely

atomic egret
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Any reason to watch FP2?

restive inlet
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Julien FEBREAU on CANAL+: "Engine deficit estimated between 2 and 3 tenths depending on the circuits. Car 10kg overweight. Just with these 2 elements, the Alpine is already half a second behind. Add to that the aero who is lacking." Alpine forecast last on the starting grid tomorrow
sinful kiln
sinful kiln
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@atomic egret missing the music again.. starting to be a thing now.. Hmmm

atomic egret
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aah shit

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I thought I turn notificatiuons back on. Damn it

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I wonder if Sauber are going to get all Elon Musky about it and get snarky about people calling it Sauber

sinful kiln
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they complained about it?

atomic egret
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No, I said I wonder if they will

high cedar
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maybe they should have better title sponsors then

sinful kiln
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its just a title sponsor? like no one really say oracle red bull racining or moneygram Haas.

high cedar
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yea because that has a useable name in it of a manufacture

atomic egret
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I thought their team name was Kick F! or something

sinful kiln
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Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber yeah.

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on f1 site they just say Kick Sauber

high cedar
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so yea calling them sauber is fine

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probably because gamba

sinful kiln
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RB for the VCARB name

high cedar
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yea they have said thats fine as the company is registered as Racing Bulls

atomic egret
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What does Mag think he's doing going fastest?!

high cedar
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only chance he has got

sinful kiln
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stroll p1 POGGIES

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stop the count! happers

dusky harbor
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ahh is it bad that perez is a second off and hes on hards

high cedar
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no

thorn topaz
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Nice one Mclaren

dusky harbor
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oh dear

high cedar
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both on hards both on a similar time so all good

high cedar
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might explain the pace yesterday

thorn topaz
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That didnt look great from that Mclaren KEKW

high cedar
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which one was it did not see

sinful kiln
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piastri

high cedar
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at least it was not norris 👀

thorn topaz
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So Lando broke his electronics and Oscar is about to blow up. RPM is going to have a field day

high cedar
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poor McLaren

thorn topaz
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Smol cough from the RB as well

sinful kiln
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RBR only on hards. they forgot they have soft tires ? CatCheck

high cedar
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sky says the Christian is in a meeting with f1 management

atomic egret
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Horner seeing the Principal

thorn topaz
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Yeah Horny is in a meeting with Ben Sulayem lmao

high cedar
atomic egret
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Wonder if Jos is in the paddock and if Horner will go hunting

thorn topaz
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Max out on Softs, its all over

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Oh, Horny is back

high cedar
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and seemed good with Ben Sulayem

thorn topaz
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I've seen the leaks, there are things in there that I wish I didnt see KEKW

high cedar
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the "leaks"

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unverified etc

dusky harbor
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oh dear

thorn topaz
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And off into the distance Max fucks OMEGALUL

dusky harbor
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well

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its over

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america intensifes btw

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p8

high cedar
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the Haas and Alpine cars are back at the bottom

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williams still in the middle lets go

dusky harbor
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get logan in the merc

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not albon

high cedar
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nah keep them both in williams

candid pebble
dusky harbor
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yes

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i mean jay would be throbbing no? an american in a merc

thorn topaz
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O no KEKLEO Expect that on youtube in a few days

candid pebble
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seems like some teams have come to play, good, makes me more curious for the qualifying

high cedar
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yea its a bit mixed up

atomic egret
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Back to Forza

thorn topaz
sinful kiln
atomic egret
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I'm here for MUSIC! Oh shit, I just realised I have no cheesecake because of hermiting

sinful kiln
atomic egret
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That fucking mullet

sinful kiln
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ferrari first out PauseChampies

atomic egret
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🟢

trim girder
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drain cover outlap, gotta test if they are welded enough kappa

atomic egret
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Can't wait for first silly buggers of the year!

lofty hearth
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for a second I thought you meant they retired J0han

sinful kiln
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hahaha PES_Giggle

trim girder
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i mean, it IS ferarri .. KEKLEO

sinful kiln
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ferrari using medium tires Hmmm

atomic egret
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Should have stuck with the Hards Q1, Meds Q2, Softs Q3

lofty hearth
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gasly time deleted

atomic egret
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Silly Mr Moon

restive inlet
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Apparently there is a second email hitting Hmm

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In the paddock the only talk is about the Horner case. New material is said to be released to the public at 6 pm local time. The regicides will not give up.

From the AMuS live blog https://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/gp-bahrain-formel-1-grosser-preis-von-bahrain/live/

atomic egret
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Silly buggers starts!

thorn topaz
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Max has a point there lmao

lofty hearth
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albono P1

atomic egret
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Hell yeah Albo

sinful kiln
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Danny P2 SMILE

atomic egret
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WOO DANGY!

sinful kiln
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*P3

atomic egret
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Go away Hulk

sinful kiln
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Florida man drive better than danny aPES_Wow

atomic egret
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You shoosh

sinful kiln
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Stroll P6 uhsHappy

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Florida man got a better time than Hamilton Hmmm

lofty hearth
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sainz P1

high cedar
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Alpain

lofty hearth
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we are checking

atomic egret
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Wonder if Chair gets in trouble for that overtake

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Daaaaaannyyyyyy

sinful kiln
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danny CatCheck

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Stroll P2 . stop the quali!

lofty hearth
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alpine back row of the grid

atomic egret
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WOO DANGY

sinful kiln
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sauber and alpine in bottom 5 Hmmm

warped cave
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aLpine

lofty hearth
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Florida man in P18

high cedar
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What happened

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I'm stuck in traffic so couldn't watch

restive inlet
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Hitting the gym didn't pay off

sinful kiln
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florida man failed to get a better place.

restive inlet
thorn topaz
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Russell ffs KEKW

lofty hearth
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the unpainted french cars are slowest

high cedar
atomic egret
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Silly buggers happened

restive inlet
sinful kiln
high cedar
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I can see live timing just not the feed

restive inlet
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Hes out in Q1 only above the slowpine

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How is that doing well

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It's just another mid result

high cedar
lofty hearth
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yep

atomic egret
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A couple deletions

high cedar
warped cave
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Is that the standard you have for him? OMEGALAUGHING

atomic egret
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Max complained about pit lane car parking and Chair overtook out of the pits

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Russel to the stewies

sinful kiln
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@warped cave if you dont have high hopes for a driver. you dont get disapointed so much when they dont preform well 🙂

lofty hearth
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hulk faster than Kmag

sinful kiln
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kmag time deleted. Hmmm

lofty hearth
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dear god

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max goes fastest

warped cave
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By just a smidge

restive inlet
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Oh RB was on new tyres, most teams were on used

atomic egret
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Buggers being silly

lofty hearth
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hulk P2

trim girder
atomic egret
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Goddammit, ads, stop talking about penises!

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They keep playing ads for penii pills. Is annoying

trim girder
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those targeted Ads are something huh kapp

sinful kiln
atomic egret
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Kayo doesn't have that ability

lofty hearth
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I was waiting for those comments

sinful kiln
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Q3 lirikEat

warped cave
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Ham .8 down on Russell

lofty hearth
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P3 Alonso

atomic egret
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Punchable face

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Now he has to hurry off to send an email

sinful kiln
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SuperMax1SuperMax2SuperMax3 P1

wraith stratus
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So Max is on pole then Hmm

finite sun
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Did anyone catch F2 quali yesterday?

high cedar
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It wasn't yesterday

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It was in Thursday was decent

finite sun
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sementics

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wtf happened with Prema? Just fucked it and have no pace orrr?

high cedar
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Can't remember

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I know one team did an opposing run plan to the others can't remember which it was

finite sun
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You watching the F3 race?

high cedar
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Depends if I get back in time

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Wait it's now my feeder series times are all wrong

finite sun
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1 lap left ye

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F2 is in 45min

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I'm lil upset Beganovich stalled on the grid. He woulda run away with the win otherwise

high cedar
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Let's go Luke

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I was basing my time on someone doing a watch along which were obviously watching the rerun

finite sun
high cedar
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F3 is on my calendar but f2 won't add for some reason

thorn topaz
high cedar
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Genius

finite sun
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I just have F1 in mine, I always check the times anyways so I know if there is F2 or F3 as well

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Otmar 5Head

high cedar
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First Williams win of the day

thorn topaz
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F2 uhsHOLD

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Gonna be interesting to see how Kush Maini does, after he got DSQ'd from quali

high cedar
thorn topaz
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And SC already. Ah yes F2 keep doing your thing

finite sun
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Hadjar was real upset about it

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Is might be more appropriate

thorn topaz
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Bortoleto spun him. This is what happens when someone decides that he skips F3 for no apparent reason

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and 10 sec pen for Bortoleto

finite sun
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What, he skipped F3?

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That T-bone is monkaS

thorn topaz
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Yes he did

finite sun
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Feel like I've heard his name before Hmmm

thorn topaz
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Hes Toto's wonder project

high cedar
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Which doesn't seem to be doing well

finite sun
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Toto's side hustle?

thorn topaz
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Toto wants him in F1 asap from what it looks like

finite sun
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Are you confusing Bortoleto with Antonelli?

thorn topaz
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Fuck. Yes I am

high cedar
thorn topaz
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Lmfao

finite sun
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lol

high cedar
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How is Toto's actual project doing

trim girder
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its not like every damn outlet talks about Anto LULW

finite sun
high cedar
finite sun
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Bearman also qualified back there

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Im wondering what Prema fucked up on :p

atomic egret
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Aww, no more Boschung?

finite sun
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The boy from Barbados wins

warped cave
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Now that's an interesting national anthem

sinful kiln
normal hill
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Have fun everyone. I’m just waiting for Ferrari to fuck up again oop

last shell
trim girder
wraith stratus
sinful kiln
atomic egret
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MUSIIIIIIC!

sinful kiln
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Kaotac is in time happyFR2

high cedar
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So it's my TV behind on pc I'm on time

lofty hearth
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Unfortunately I'm going to miss the start

high cedar
atomic egret
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I was on time for Quali too

lofty hearth
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As I'm at work

woeful dawn
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So Alpine = brick on wheels this season?

atomic egret
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I can't believe how long he has comitted to that fucking mullet

sinful kiln
trim girder
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i would say Stroll into Vers bowling Prayge but Max wil be turn 10 before stroll gets to t1 PepeLa

atomic egret
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Defrag is go

wraith stratus
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Everyone on softs HmmNote

atomic egret
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It's HAPPENIIIIIING!

woeful dawn
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Everyone is soft HmmNote

sinful kiln
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two stop race? think

trim girder
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20-24 laps for Hards.. Albono: hold my tyre deg Gigachad

wraith stratus
sinful kiln
thorn topaz
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Lights out and away we go hypeE

trim girder
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its lights out and.. congrats to Max for wdc24 kappa

atomic egret
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⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫

wraith stratus
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Stroll OMEGALAUGHING

sinful kiln
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stroll POGGERS

atomic egret
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Stroll strolled it

trim girder
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Classic strolled

atomic egret
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Let me dig into my old images..

last shell
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Can't wait for the rpm video KEKW

atomic egret
high cedar
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Stroll did a stroll

sinful kiln
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DRS enabled lirikEat

atomic egret
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Lots of sparts tonight

sinful kiln
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Hulk in pit already Hmmm

wraith stratus
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Hulk on hards HmmNote

trim girder
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damage from being near Stroll when he span

warped cave
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that's one way to throw away that good quali

last shell
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Aaand it took all of 1 lap for Max to get the 1s gap on Leclerc KEKW

wraith stratus
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Overtakes everywhere POGGERS

sinful kiln
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Charles P3 Hmmm

atomic egret
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I wish I had race snakcs

mossy bramble
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Merc isn’t bad!?

sinful kiln
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Hulk did it to Stroll Madge

high cedar
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Florida man making places

trim girder
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Bottas shoving Mag along LULW

last shell
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The Alpines aren't last anymore Pog

woeful dawn
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And now back to F1.5

wraith stratus
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Norris on plan b Hmm

sinful kiln
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plan b you say PES_SusThink

wraith stratus
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Perez PogU

high cedar
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Fairly close is you are not Max

trim girder
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Russel going a great Job being Max's rear gunner, letting him get a nice gap LULW

sinful kiln
atomic egret
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Oof, that Hulking gap

sinful kiln
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30s gap to bottas

wraith stratus
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Lechair keeps locking up Hmm

thorn topaz
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Leclerc ffs

mossy bramble
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Lelockup

atomic egret
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How is Sainz the one being replaced?!

mossy bramble
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Because he’s not Italian

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And Ferrari is run by fools

wraith stratus
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Florida Man NOOO

sinful kiln
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Florida man?! NOOO

thorn topaz
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Out goes Florida Man

mossy bramble
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Oh no

wraith stratus
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Oh he’s back PogU

thorn topaz
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Oh hes got it going

wraith stratus
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Sainz PogU

mossy bramble
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The sparks!

sinful kiln
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florida man SAVED ?

thorn topaz
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And Ferrari almost ended in domestic terrorism

high cedar
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At least he's going again

atomic egret
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Damn it, of course something happened when I went to the loo

mossy bramble
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I hope sainz does that all season just passing leclair

high cedar
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Ferrari......

wraith stratus
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Lechair in the pits

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Norris & Russell as well HmmNote

mossy bramble
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Thats early isn’t it?

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Lap 12

atomic egret
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Softs

wraith stratus
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Yeah probably going hards then soft at the end

mossy bramble
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Oh broken glow wing

atomic egret
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Bottas' car giuving the People's Eyebrow

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That seemed like a slow release for Ham

mossy bramble
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Shame

wraith stratus
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Lechair nearly taking out a sauber classic

mossy bramble
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lol he’s struggling

atomic egret
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Landy actually boxing this time?

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yep

mossy bramble
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Just a false flag box

atomic egret
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In comes Gandy

wraith stratus
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Perez PogU

sinful kiln
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Albon P5 PauseChampies

atomic egret
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I can't spell today at all

late seal
warped cave
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Where are my pit timers TANTIES

trim girder
mossy bramble
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Only available on sky f1 plus plus

wraith stratus
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Lechair complaining on the radio classic

warped cave
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Another ferarri lock up peepoGiggles

atomic egret
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who has no battery?

mossy bramble
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Ham

atomic egret
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I missed the name

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aah

wraith stratus
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Hamilton

mossy bramble
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Forgot the charge it over night obvi

high cedar
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Alex podium....

trim girder
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oh Ham said that? so he has 3 full batteries ready to go then kappa

atomic egret
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Bono my tyres to Toto my battery?

wraith stratus
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Ferrari going at it again PauseChamp

sinful kiln
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Sainz Prayge

wraith stratus
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Sainz PogU PogU

mossy bramble
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Go sainz!

late seal
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Good job Sainz

thorn topaz
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Chair in shambles

mossy bramble
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Fuckin send it in sainz!

trim girder
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for a sec there i though he could get Rus as well KEKW he was that late

high cedar
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Ferrari going to stroll themselves if they are not careful

wraith stratus
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Another lock up for lechair classic

sinful kiln
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2.9s stop for max NOTED

mossy bramble
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Slow tough

wraith stratus
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Sainz EZ

thorn topaz
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We are checking count: 1

late seal
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Ferrari is checking it Pog

mossy bramble
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Sainz is cooking

sinful kiln
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Ferrari said it ! "they are checking" POGGIES

wraith stratus
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Leaking fluid from Russell’s car Hmm

mossy bramble
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Merc bout to retire

atomic egret
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Nice Saanz

sinful kiln
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we should have a counter on how many times ferrari say it Hmmm

atomic egret
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What is wrong with my fingers today?!

mossy bramble
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Lando bout to have his way with Lechair

sinful kiln
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Hmmm max with fastest lap with over a second

atomic egret
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20 laps for hards?

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Mr Moon is angee

wraith stratus
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Both Mercs overheating Hmm

sinful kiln
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sainz getting closer and closer to perez Hmmm

atomic egret
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Boo

wraith stratus
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Hamilton’s seat is broken Hmm

late seal
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how mehdiKEK

trim girder
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Lewis Thiccilton

restive inlet
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F1TV: "The Swiss team renaming back to their orgininal name Sauber" KEKLEO

sinful kiln
trim girder
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Ferrari to Chair: tyre life longer than expected. Chair locking up nearly everycorner .. is it? KEKW

wraith stratus
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Sauber OMEGALAUGHING

sinful kiln
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bottas bit stop moon2SUFFER

atomic egret
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Smokey

sinful kiln
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52.4s

warped cave
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Bottas and long pitstops zaqSuffer

wraith stratus
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52.4 second pit stop, still comes out In front of Florida Man classic

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Norris fastest lap Hmm

atomic egret
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Dear god, Perez was barely on the straight at the same time as Max after a pit stop.

wraith stratus
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Max just sets the fastest lap by 2 seconds LULW

normal hill
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Quite a boring race, but kinda happy so far. Hoping for Chuck to get past latte boi.

wraith stratus
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Toto looks half asleep LULW

trim girder
atomic egret
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Hic

wraith stratus
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Lechair PogU

sinful kiln
atomic egret
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"Not often George makes mistakes like that" What are you on about Crofty?

sinful kiln
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Stroll P9 btkHype

wraith stratus
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Sainz driver of the day NODDERS

late seal
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I'm very surprised, Ferrari managed to start the season with a great race even with Leclerc having issues

atomic egret
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Who was asking for swap? Chair?

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Oh

wraith stratus
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RB’s

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Yuki OMEGALUL

late seal
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Yuki is PISSED oop

sinful kiln
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Why should they swap?

late seal
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Dani is on softs

wraith stratus
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So Ric can overtake two cars on softs

sinful kiln
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poor yuki sadCat

restive inlet
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Max catching up to the drama train

atomic egret
high cedar
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Why are RB even swapping

atomic egret
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Danny has reds on

high cedar
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It's pointless though literally

atomic egret
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punchable face!

wraith stratus
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So Danny can have a go at the two cars infront on softs

atomic egret
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it might have mattered if it was done sooner

high cedar
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Not going to get through though the softs will be dying

west jewel
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Queue the National Anthem of Netherlands giggle

candid pebble
west jewel
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and Austria

wraith stratus
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Yuki OMEGALUL

sinful kiln
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Yuki nikezAww

late seal
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ok this is amazing mehdiKEK

trim girder
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yaas Yuki. fight back!

warped cave
high cedar
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This is why I don't understand it yuki was quicker even on the hards

atomic egret
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Really makes me wish they did points for everyone that doesn't DNF

wraith stratus
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Congratulations Max on another World Championship yep

sinful kiln
atomic egret
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err

wraith stratus
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Or a bit early Kapp

atomic egret
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I thought they banned the hanging off the fence

late seal
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Dani was too washed to pass KMag uhsSip

wraith stratus
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Good drive Sainz NODDERS

normal hill
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Im happy with the result Pepega

high cedar
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Good race between drivers not in a red bull

restive inlet
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Vcarb might have a new ridiculous name but their strategy is still total ass tbh KEKW

sinful kiln
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they have a fd ferrari person as TP now soo

atomic egret
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To bed. Going to have to dehermit and go shopping today 😦

warped cave
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Didnt even give Yuki the position back?

late seal
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nope uhsSip

sinful kiln
warped cave
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Yuki wasnt happy

finite sun
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Some banging moves by Sainz. Winner as expected, I'm so happy F1 is back

lofty hearth
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I'm finally back home

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Any chaos to report

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In the race

wraith stratus
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Not too much was a pretty standard race with no dnf’s

high cedar
lofty hearth
#

Did hulk do well?

finite sun
wraith stratus
lofty hearth
#

Nooo

dusky harbor
#

so i thought have a nap before f1

#

sleeps til 4 madge

high cedar
wraith stratus
#

Pretty standard race

dusky harbor
#

yeah i had a scroll through

#

same as last season

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max won by bigger margin then last year

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which is fuckin ridonkulous

wraith stratus
#

Sainz did well

dusky harbor
warped cave
dusky harbor
#

great to see every merc fan complaining on twitter

#

its chefs kiss

high cedar
#

I want to be in the post race meeting

wild wigeon
high cedar
atomic egret
restive inlet
finite sun
#

They might also be next on the chopping block and decided quitting now was the better option :p

high cedar
#

Potentially

#

Also still unconfirmed

mossy bramble
#

Easy bingo card this season!

atomic egret
#

That's playing the long game

dusky harbor
#

No i didnt bet sadKEK

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Good thing i didnt either

#

Oh twitter embedds now wtf

sinful kiln
mossy bramble
#

I saw a rumor Jos met with Toto talking max to Merc

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Imagine going to a slow car cause your dad is a douche

high cedar
#

Yea toto said anything Is possible which means nothing

tranquil tapir
#

Maybe they think new rules will favour merc in a few years

atomic egret
#

This week is the sperm track, isn't it?

#

Yep, the GradeAUnderA sperm track

normal hill
mossy bramble
#

Max might need to fire ole dad from being around him

atomic egret
#

about damn time

high cedar
#

Don't know why he needs to be at every race he's a big boy now

sinful kiln
#

why not? he want to support and see his son race.

high cedar
#
#

Alpain restructuring

sinful kiln
thorn topaz
#

And add the fact that Jos used to race in F1 as well. Not unlikely that he wants to keep taps on whats happening in the sport on top

high cedar
#

Yea that's true maybe it's just because he's around so much more than other parents

vivid rock
#

max is loyal to Helmut and jos not horner

restive inlet
candid pebble
#

So pure coincidence

mossy bramble
#

Oh he’s busy crashing rallye cars

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But also he’s just a pos person so still should be fired and not around

vivid rock
#

Looks like totally not Jos is just leaking all the red bull gossip

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Max can void his contract should Helmut leave and Ford are looking to cancel the contract because of the drama

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but its also Ralf Schumacher adding his 2 cents aswell and he just hates everyone except Mick

high cedar
#

Yea way to many rumours and this person said this at the minute hard to know what's true and just random waffle

wraith stratus
high cedar
#

he medals way to much in f1

thorn topaz
#

Allegedly Horner tried to buy the team from under the Austrian's noses with some British investors LULW

high cedar
#

"allegedly" "rumours"

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Same as newey will go to Ferrari

vivid rock
#

Sums it up best

high cedar
wild wigeon
vivid rock
#

FIAs only demand will be make it a street track

wraith stratus
#

True LULW

vivid rock
high cedar
#

can we have jean back?

sinful kiln
#

jean? i think michael masi would be a better SMILE

vivid rock
#

autosport may have jumped the gun on the new saudi track

high cedar
#

or go with the tradition of ex ferrari TPs and have mattia binotto

vivid rock
#

The FIA grade one-level circuit - which qualifies it to host F1 - is most notable for its elevation changes.
There is a gain of 108 metres over the 21-corner lap.
The centrepiece of that is the so-called ‘Blade’ – an LED-lit opening turn that rises for 70 metres, equivalent to more than 20 stories.

high cedar
vivid rock
#

Lets have turn 1 suspended in the air, i cant see anything wrong with this at all

high cedar
#

not not at all....

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fans are going to love it

high cedar
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"has been designed by legendary F1 designer Hermann Tilke, with former F1 driver Alexander Wurz providing his driver's eye view on its layout"

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f1 fans love Hermann Tilke

vivid rock
#

he loves making a good track with very little overtaking opportunities

high cedar
#

well it will still be better than the current track which is all corners and evil curbs

vivid rock
#

and shaped like a sperm

wraith stratus
#

Wtf is that turn KEKW

high cedar
atomic egret
#

Wait, no sperm this year?

vivid rock
#

sperm for a few more years the tracks not even built

thorn topaz
restive inlet
#

This has gone so far we are reporting on people not being invited to birthday parties

high cedar
vivid rock
#

Could the dutch make it any more obvious that Jos is the source for all Jos realted pettiness

high cedar
vivid rock
#

next report is going to be Jos took his Ball and left when Christian turned up to 5 a side

high cedar
#

You should submit that will probably get published you could be a redbull insider or someone close to the matter

vivid rock
mossy bramble
#

Gotta keep people watching when max is winning by 40 seconds every week ya know

atomic egret
tranquil tapir
vivid rock
#

Jos' Mouth piece he keeps leaking stuff to just casually having a coffee in the red bull paddock

trim girder
#

Max in an Alpine kapp

atomic egret
#

Look at that fuzz Lando's trying to grow!

sinful kiln
#

sainz back to mclaren. lando will finish first ezClap

finite sun
#

Newm

atomic egret
#

But Pastry is doing well in that car

tranquil tapir
vivid rock
#

last night she was fired, this morning shes suspended

#

tomorrow im fully expecting to read shes been assassinated

sinful kiln
#

placing bets? think

warped cave
#

I also read somewhere she and Jos had a relationship. This whole thing is a shitshow KEKW

sinful kiln
#

what you are saying is that Jos was behind all of this? SUSPEKT

warped cave
#

I mean it definity feels like he's the big push behind the whole situation

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especially with his comments the other day how the team would implode if Horner was allowed to stay

sinful kiln
#

yeah.i think i figure it out! i saw a picture of Toto and Jos talking. maybe maybe it is Toto who is behind this and using Jos as a puppet a revenge for 2021 abu dhabi? pepe5Head

trim girder
#

puppetmaster is clearly Masi

sinful kiln
#

i hear you lewolfList

vivid rock
#

an f1tv presenter just said "Not many cars run on this road after the race"

#

because its not an actual street so no cars run on it

sinful kiln
vivid rock
#

they didnt have to go so hard for the f1 anthem but they did

sinful kiln
#

stroll hit the wall sadCat

atomic egret
#

Oh shit. Don't tell me

#

God damn it!

trim girder
sinful kiln
atomic egret
#

Got caught up watching Minecraft and forgot the time

sinful kiln
#

have you been to the grocerystore this week or planning to go tomorrow?

atomic egret
#

Maybe tomorrow. Depends on how hermity I feel

sinful kiln
#

so no cheesecake for quali? susCat

atomic egret
#

I got a new housemate, so my brain is insisting I stay in my dark cave

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In fact, I'm starting to feel slightly ill at the idea of leaving the house tomorrow

sinful kiln
#

track limits for gasly Hmmm

atomic egret
#

Oh no, F1 Kids

vivid rock
high cedar
#

start delayed again

thorn topaz
#

5 mins to go

vivid rock
#

2 tracks in a row with drain issues

high cedar
#

yea probably not taking chances

high cedar
#

lewis trying to take out the competition

sinful kiln
#

merc having comunication issues? Hmmm

high cedar
sinful kiln
#

wow you missed florida man complain about lewis? Hmmm

vivid rock
#

f1tv still banging on about this being a street circuit
IT 👏 ISNT 👏 A 👏 STREET 👏

high cedar
#

its a street circuit

wild wigeon
#

in the same way korea was

finite sun
#

Academy quali now

high cedar
#

Please no red flags

finite sun
#

The F1 academy livery on Edgar's car is really nice

candid pebble
high cedar
#

Wow totally fair penalty

atomic egret
#

The FIA is SO against Hamilton

atomic egret
#

Getting some groceries delivered.. so Quali Cheesecake is happening!

candid pebble
#

damn

high cedar
thorn topaz
#

Not a bad weekend for Ollie. Pole in F2 and now his F1 debut. Naturally he wont take futher part in F2 this weekend

sinful kiln
#

i hope sainz as their best driver will recover fast Prayge

thorn topaz
#

Albon is ready to help

#

Cheeky fucker KEKW

candid pebble
thorn topaz
#

Washed

high cedar
thorn topaz
#

Oh shit Bearman will be the first driver in over 50 years to make his F1 debut racing for Scuderia Ferrari

#

Thats a neat stat to put on the CV

sinful kiln
#

Oliver Bearman making history nikezAww

thorn topaz
#

Bearman breaking a few records today in fact. The youngest ever driver for Ferrari, and youngest ever British F1 driver

vivid rock
thorn topaz
#

Imagine how mad Giovinazzi is KEKLEO Hes their development driver but they picked an F2 driver over him kek

atomic egret
#

What's the bet Chair is still #2 on the weekend?

sinful kiln
#

is Giovinazzi in SA? think

thorn topaz
#

No

sinful kiln
#

unlucky 🙂

thorn topaz
#

Oh well, hes got some good shit going in WEC

atomic egret
#

Strange since he's an Itallian Prophet in Islam

sinful kiln
#

extra formation lap for F1A Hmmm

thorn topaz
#

Probably double checking the drain covers in pit lane Kappa

#

Again

#

That was what caused the delay yesterday

sinful kiln
#

that going to be thing now? 2 of 2 races have issues with drain covers.

trim girder
#

just get Ferrari to drive down, their cars have a natural affinity to find loose covers kappa

thorn topaz
#

Send out Leclerc, hes very good at checking loose drain covers

sinful kiln
#

maybe its both drivers? i remember it was sainz in las vegas. i dont know who it was in bahrain.

thorn topaz
#

iirc it was Carlos as well, but hard to send him out when hes in hospital

#

And Ollie isnt qualified to become a drain cover engineer yet

trim girder
#

Pin is channeling inner Max .. already gone KEKW

#

someone taking a front wing end for a taxi ride

#

oh its thier own LULW

sinful kiln
#

😄

#

yeah ran into the back of the other car

#

bianca seems to like taking shortcuts Hmmm

atomic egret
#

Kayo says nop

sinful kiln
#

@atomic egret it starts in like 13min 🙂

atomic egret
#

yah

#

I mistook when the stream starts for when P3 starts

high cedar
#

yea p3 is half past

#

the Ferrari garage is swarmed with media

atomic egret
#

Damn, that grin on Bearman's face is YUGE

high cedar
#

This week's times (should be shown in your local time)
Free Practice 1: <t:1709818200>
Free Practice 2: <t:1709830800>
Free Practice 3: <t:1709904600>
Qualifying: <t:1709917200>
Race: <t:1710003600>

atomic egret
#

Should do time and countdown

high cedar
sinful kiln
#

messy? why?

atomic egret
#

Punch him, Christian!

high cedar
high cedar
atomic egret
#

That smirk on his face standing next to the important people at RB

high cedar
#

on the timing page

atomic egret
#

MUSHEEK!

sinful kiln
atomic egret
#

Every time, that mullet gets me

sinful kiln
#

do you have a mullet too?

atomic egret
#

Nope

atomic egret
#

Lando not looking too worried about his ex

#

Bttle looking a little bouncy

thorn topaz
#

Ollie casually putting in a purple S3 on mediums, last purple was set by Lewis on softs

#

And purple S2

sinful kiln
#

P1 Pog

thorn topaz
#

And S3

vivid rock
#

STOP THE COUNT

thorn topaz
#

Fucking hell Ollie. Go on lad

sinful kiln
#

Ollie got a better time and Charles. Charles washed peepoWASH

atomic egret
#

Chair hasn't left the car hold yet

thorn topaz
#

Russell can't even beat him on softs

#

Toto must be fuming

finite sun
#

Hmmm Do the teams just have spare numbers laying around? They are always quick to change it on the car and garage

atomic egret
#

Probably just a sticker printer

#

Or yeah, they may just have the numbers of their backups in with all the garage stuff. Wouldn't take much space

thorn topaz
atomic egret
#

They don't even have a picture for Zhou?

vivid rock
#

that fucking wall graphic man so pointless

thorn topaz
#

Fucking Logan

sinful kiln
#

florida man hit the wall?

thorn topaz
#

Yes he did

atomic egret
thorn topaz
#

They dont have pictures for neither drivers for Sauber on F1 Fantasy LULW

high cedar
#

Florida man no

thorn topaz
#

They did Bottass dirty

atomic egret
#

Bearboy looking to match Max for consistency

thorn topaz
#

Can't turn right
NASCAR confirmed

atomic egret
#

Oh no, is Max following in Alonso's footsteps?

#

Speaking of Zhou

finite sun
#

Zhou fucked it into the wall

sinful kiln
#

zhou hit the wall Monka

finite sun
#

I just looked away :p

sinful kiln
#

same..

high cedar
#

Zhou......

thorn topaz
#

Yeah he got overtaken by his gearbox

finite sun
#

That thing is fucked

thorn topaz
#

That car is fucked

finite sun
#

oof

atomic egret
#

"Street circuit"

thorn topaz
#

Oh, did he clip a wall or?

#

Medical car inbound

sinful kiln
#

it was close?

finite sun
#

Don't think so. Looks more like he lost it on the paint to me

thorn topaz
#

Fair, Probs wont make Quali after that

#

Shame, Zhou is no bad driver at all

vivid rock
#

that safety car growling as it speeds round

atomic egret
#

At least he parked it by an exit

finite sun
#

Had a small zelGasm hearing the medical car ngl

thorn topaz
#

Horner, put that phone down. Stop that

thorn topaz
#

No Horny no, that was not so right

finite sun
#

lmao

thorn topaz
#

Welp. Someone is about to sink

atomic egret
#

Wow, that was a speedy exit from the garage

sinful kiln
#

they are soo slow moon2SUFFER

finite sun
#

classic

thorn topaz
#

Fuck sake Kmag

#

Albon please for the love of god dont jihad a wall

#

Ollie, that applies to you as well

finite sun
#

^I was thinking that as well

#

Im calling it, Bearman top 5 in quali later

thorn topaz
#

Dont worry Guru, Florida Man probably will later

thorn topaz
#

You know it'll happen, hes not exactly a great driver LULW

candid pebble
#

wdym, he is amazing, like the punchable face

thorn topaz
#

The windowlicker is a lost cause

trim girder
#

anything interesting in p3? been out and bought a birb table for garfen

high cedar
atomic egret
trim girder
#

oh, beardy did goog?

#

well now im home, see how he fairs in quali

atomic egret
#

Hmm.. Should set a timer so I don't get too lost in minecraft

trim girder
#

f2 lap1 .. yellow flag Classic

restive inlet
atomic egret
finite sun
#

Did Prema replace Bearman with anyone?

high cedar
#

No

atomic egret
#

Was after Quali

finite sun
#

oh right

sinful kiln
#

do people ever interview Andrea Stella? feels like its always Zak Brown Peepo_Think

high cedar
#

Occasionally but Zak is used as the face Andrea is left to do important things

atomic egret
#

She was interviewed earlier

high cedar
#

She?

restive inlet
atomic egret
#

Are we not talking about the Academy driver?

high cedar
#

No

atomic egret
#

oops, nevermind

sinful kiln
#

Andrea Stella is the team principal for mclaren

atomic egret
#

Must run for my cheesecake

restive inlet
high cedar
#

Not Bianca Bustamante the McLaren F1 academy driver

atomic egret
#

nooooo

high cedar
#

Waits....

restive inlet
high cedar
dusky harbor
#

But im awake for quali

sinful kiln
#

@dusky harbor lirikWavy

candid bone
#

didnt take sainz out of my f1 fantasy team in time

sinful kiln
#

what do you guys think? will zhou able to make a lap? Peepo_Think

vivid rock
#

such a good angle

atomic egret
#

Someone gonna make Hulk angee

#

Was is Albo or Florida?

thorn topaz
#

Florida

atomic egret
#

Ouch, Pastry

thorn topaz
#

Pastry P1

#

Despite kissing the wall

dusky harbor
sinful kiln
#

MCL P1 and P2 aPES_Wow

candid bone
#

this was the track that verstappen had the absolute flier of a quali lap and then hit the barrier near the end?

vivid rock
#

ya

sinful kiln
#

Bearman P4 POGGERS

thorn topaz
#

David Bearman just stood there shitting bricks KEKW

vivid rock
#

hahah his dad then

candid bone
#

purple s3

atomic egret
#

Who black and whited?

#

Missed the name while opening my cheesecaak

candid bone
#

russell

sinful kiln
#

russell

restive inlet
#

Latte boi

thorn topaz
#

And Max fucks off into the distance

#

Osama Bin Latte Boy

sinful kiln
atomic egret
#

What is it with Ruzzel and ignoring the RD instructions?

thorn topaz
#

Terrorism if you are to believe RPM

sinful kiln
#

piastri Monka

candid bone
#

bit squirrelly

atomic egret
#

My cake box mocks me...

dusky harbor
candid bone
#

david bearman

thorn topaz
#

Wouldnt mind if the clock stopped now. Watch Lewis get mugged by Bearman on his F1 debut KEKW Toto would actually have a stroke

vivid rock
#

lewis is washed

atomic egret
#

Bearboy ahead of Ham

vivid rock
candid bone
#

duct tape?

thorn topaz
#

Duct tape and WD40 can fix many things

#

The straight line speed of that Haas is quite something

vivid rock
#

how many races has sargant got then

#

does he make the whole season

warped cave
#

Probably

#

only Red Bull is that cutthroat

thorn topaz
#

I mean when can he next bin it off the track and into the sea?

atomic egret
#

Damn

candid bone
sinful kiln
#

wow

atomic egret
#

am shocked

sinful kiln
#

traffic already in the last turn

atomic egret
#

Cmon Dangy

sinful kiln
#

Stroll with purple time Pog

#

Stroll P2 Queengasm

thorn topaz
#

Where the fuck did that come from Stroll?

sinful kiln
#

stop the count!

atomic egret
#

Zhou missed the line

warped cave
#

Alpain

vivid rock
#

Helmut and Jos' mouthpiece has spoken

#

"Unrest again today at Red Bull. Top advisor Helmut Marko just told ORF that there is a 'theoretical possibility' that he will be suspended by Red Bull. He cannot say with certainty whether he will be there at the next Grand Prix in Australia. "

candid bone
#

bearman noted for delta time

restive inlet
#

Inb4 Marko and Horner's PA faked the texts KEKLEO

sinful kiln
restive inlet
#

Because if there is a valid reason you aren't in trouble

#

Like being stuck in traffic letting faster cars go past

sinful kiln
#

yes but they should just take the place and force those fast cars to stop SMILEYFACE

vivid rock
#

will absolutley piss myserlf if Marko has self incriminated

candid bone
#

hulk stopped

atomic egret
#

Late yellows

#

redded

#

gear box?

warped cave
#

Went so fast he broke the car Kapp

woeful dawn
#

Not used to going so fast

vivid rock
#

Zlatan has blessed us with his presence

sinful kiln
#

Zlatan is great NODDERS

vivid rock
#

no no

#

great is Zlatan

warped cave
#

Damn Alonso

vivid rock
#

Hulk just blue steeling

warped cave
#

Bearman Sweat

sinful kiln
warped cave
sinful kiln
#

close Peepo_Clap

atomic egret
#

Aww

vivid rock
#

All hail the bearman

high cedar
#

Ricardo not doing well... First two qualifiers

sinful kiln
#

Yuki outqualify Danny ricc aPES_Wow

normal hill
#

Bearman was pretty good imo. I like him.

high cedar
#

Again

candid bone
#

hulk is chilling

high cedar
#

Ferrari engineers been nice what's happening

candid bone
sinful kiln
dusky harbor
#

Is this man half a second in front of closest non rb rival sadKEK

restive inlet
#

F1tv said merc was on old sets

dusky harbor
#

Ah i was doing a shit

#

Explains it KEKW

restive inlet
#

Not like it matters it seems

dusky harbor
#

KEKW truueee

restive inlet
#

Russell abandonding his lap

#

Alonso with the tow tho

dusky harbor
#

Alonso megamind

restive inlet
#

Alonso .1 down on Max's first sector still

candid bone
#

very lovely qualifying

vivid rock
#

3 tenths hes just too damn good

warped cave
#

If max didnt exist, the top 3 would be inside .1

thorn topaz
#

kek Verschoor got DSQ'd from the F2 race

finite sun
thorn topaz
#

Race winner you say? Not anymore

mossy bramble
#

Hah

#

Also how is rb still so much a mess and handling everything as poorly as possible

tranquil tapir
warped cave
#

powerstruggles do be like that

thorn topaz
#

Funny thing is that Toto said on Sky Germany that Helmut is welcome at Mercedes if he wants to kek

mossy bramble
#

Ya that would be funny

#

Helmut and max to Merc

#

The drama

thorn topaz
#

Not to mention, wherever Helmut goes, Max goes

#

kek

#

Toto throwing millions at Newey if that actually happens

vivid rock
#

honestly call his bluff

#

let him go to merc who are just producing shitbox after shitbox

#

carlos and lawson/danny ric at rb let him go join the latte boi at merc

mossy bramble
#

I mean if they all go to Merc I think that has an impact on rb quality also

#

Horner isn’t the one making the cars hah

restive inlet
#

Newey is reported to be loyal to Horner

#

And he is the one making it happen

mossy bramble
#

Ya but he’s in f1 the only loyalty any of them have is to $$$$$

#

Idk doesn’t matter to me I would just like it to be a bit more competitive at the top