back-room

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 68

Reply #8

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.

[left kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

annaoi#8212

You develop games for a living and earn 96.

Reply #636041

[left kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

annaoi#8212

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as an engineer and earn 74

Reply #71

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 67 in profits

Reply #838133

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 60

Reply #636079

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You do some work around the house for 85

Reply #41920

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 74

Reply #76

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 53

Reply #48

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 60

Reply #636335

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You receive a check of 99 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 56.

Reply #636406

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as an egg and earn 53

Reply #635973

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Myly ᥫ᭡#2865

Taxes collected! You have gained 85

Reply #636506

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 82.

Reply #636066

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You cannot work for 57 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You develop games and earn 56.

Reply #636067

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 63 for it.

Reply #636518

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You fucked up, and have been fined 299

Reply #174

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 67.

Reply #636058

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 216!

Reply #635920

[vale lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ❁𝓂𝒶𝒾❁ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙#0001

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 97

Reply #636317

[vale lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ❁𝓂𝒶𝒾❁ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙#0001

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

[vale lotus]

/bal

wth

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot work for 38 seconds.

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 82

Reply #636374

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You bake cupcakes and receive 74

Reply #636341

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 9 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 419

Reply #636105

[wary falcon]

Bruh

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot work for 59 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 99.

Reply #636412

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You slept in a bed and found 90 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You sold drugs for 409

Reply #636114

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 91

Reply #55

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 46 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/sluy

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute.

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You shake what your momma gave you for 356.

Reply #636544

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 68

Reply #636554

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot commit a crime for 23 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 386 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 77

Reply #838252

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 76

Reply #47

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 33 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 36 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 67.

Reply #636082

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 57 seconds.

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a dog food taster and earn 51

Reply #34

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 80.

Reply #636411

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 61

Reply #636397

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 180

Reply #838098

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You have worked in the prison gardens for 69

Reply #636468

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 384

Reply #635949

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost 665.

Reply #636134

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You clean off the counters and get paid 85

Reply #636338

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 28 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot work for 1 minute and 39 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You dabbed on the haters and got 558

Reply #635938

[wet pike]

/work

[silent gale]

Bakoubakou#6466

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 100

Reply #636087

[wet pike]

/slut

[silent gale]

Bakoubakou#6466

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 228

Reply #167

[wet pike]

/crime

[silent gale]

Bakoubakou#6466

You sell your kidney on the black market for 375

Reply #636125

[wet pike]

oh great

/rob rob

[silent gale]

Bakoubakou#6466

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - [2ndLt]Metalboy#0968
2 - -robert [rigby rockero]#7276
3 - Salazzle#8540
4 - Rob#4258
5 - Rob Senpai#4396
6 - rob1#4828
7 - ROB1978#5971
8 - rob3rt0thbur1t0#7704
9 - rob420#2720
10 - Rob_John#0600

[wet pike]

/rob Rob#4258

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

Bakoubakou#6466

You were caught attempting to rob Rob#4258, and have been fined 561.

[wet pike]

oof

[wary falcon]

I'm broke

Ima try it

Gambled my money away xd

/rob

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[wary falcon]

/rob salazzle#8540

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You attempted to rob Salazzle#8540, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[wary falcon]

Lmfao

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 68.

Reply #636531

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You get paid 292 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 40 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 88 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you 105 out of pity.

Reply #636076

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 52 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 61.

Reply #636283

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 12 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoir_#3093

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 57 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Van Der Linde#3093

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 52

Reply #636494

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dutch Van Der Linde#3093

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 633 fine!

Reply #164

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 69 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 237!

Reply #635983

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 74.

Reply #636411

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/rob rob

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - [2ndLt]Metalboy#0968
2 - -robert [rigby rockero]#7276
3 - Salazzle#8540
4 - Rob#4258
5 - Rob Senpai#4396
6 - rob1#4828
7 - ROB1978#5971
8 - rob3rt0thbur1t0#7704
9 - rob420#2720
10 - Rob_John#0600

[wary falcon]

/rob Rob_John#0600

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 33 minutes and 49 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 57

Reply #42

[earnest socket]

/work

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 85 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[earnest socket]

/slut

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You earn 211 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[earnest socket]

/crime

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You steal lamps for 308

Reply #635941

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You drive women to the store for 61

Reply #636048

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You help clean a horses stable for 61

Reply #3031286

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You go down on that rich kid and earn 145

Reply #635900

[gloomy flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

LewBikes#0001

85 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[gloomy flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

LewBikes#0001

You whip it out and manage to rake in 275

Reply #79

[gloomy flicker]

damn

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 89

Reply #59

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 321

Reply #635907

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay 693 in hospital expenses...

Reply #636308

[wary falcon]

All the time man

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 60

Reply #11

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 62.

Reply #636060

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as the head of elephants and earn 50

Reply #7

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 51

Reply #69

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 89

Reply #13

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 86

Reply #636420

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 79

Reply #636469

[normal patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

Rorobor#1283

A sudden gust of wind blows 89 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 62 I think...

Reply #635916

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You are paid 58 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You bought and sold items and profited 59

Reply #636437

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Knife#4056

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 89 anyway.

Reply #636409

[gloomy flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

LewBikes#0001

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 82.

Reply #636553

[gloomy flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

LewBikes#0001

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 236.

Reply #635924

[gloomy flicker]

bruh

/sluty

/slut

[silent gale]

LewBikes#0001

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Myly ᥫ᭡#2865

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 82

Reply #14

[gloomy flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

LewBikes#0001

You get a commission request, the payment is 77.

Reply #636379

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 78.

Reply #636531

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 52

Reply #61

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You dig around in your yard and gain 79

Reply #636382

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 142.

Reply #636368

[earnest socket]

/work

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 91

Reply #636494

[earnest socket]

/slut

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You earned 276 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[earnest socket]

/crime

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his 661 for safe keeping.

Reply #636233

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You clean off the counters and get paid 75

Reply #636338

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 69.

Reply #636258

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 55.

Reply #636282

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You work as a professional snail racer and win 73

Reply #636077

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 78!

Reply #635874

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 58 I think...

Reply #635916

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of 683! You also take a few "items" for yourself...

Reply #636024

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with 604 worth of silver coins.

Reply #636485

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 85

Reply #7083

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You get 205 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 61

Reply #35

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you 101 out of pity.

Reply #636076

[wary falcon]

HUH?

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 70.

Reply #636082

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 463.

Reply #55472

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 44 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 56

Reply #636534

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 97

Reply #21

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 80

Reply #12

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 582

Reply #636099

[earnest socket]

/work

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 67

Reply #838228

[earnest socket]

/slut

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 379.

Reply #55468

[earnest socket]

/crime

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for 423

Reply #636124

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You develop games and earn 82.

Reply #636067

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You whip it out and manage to rake in 285

Reply #79

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 600 more

Reply #636422

[earnest socket]

/work

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 88

Reply #636079

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 71 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 58! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 52!

Reply #635954

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 543

Reply #636154

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 319 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[earnest socket]

/work

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 90

Reply #636432

[earnest socket]

/slut

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 279.

Reply #635923

[earnest socket]

/crime

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 639 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[earnest socket]

Jail

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 78

Reply #636079

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a head receiver and earn 72

Reply #22

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work all day at the factory 79

Reply #636549

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 24 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 77

Reply #838228

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 58 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 99

Reply #636016

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 100

Reply #36

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 68 for it!

Reply #636559

[zenith pond]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 67

Reply #636014

[wind umbra]

/work

[silent gale]

Eagle Flies#3313

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 67!

Reply #635987

[wind umbra]

/work

[silent gale]

Eagle Flies#3313

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You receive a check of 82 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[obsidian palm]

/work

[silent gale]

ShadowBedliss176#8530

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 76

Reply #635869

[obsidian palm]

/slut

[silent gale]

ShadowBedliss176#8530

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 383 at you.

Reply #636455

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth 367

Reply #636100

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 63.

Reply #635990

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 73

Reply #230200

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work at the strip club and earn 242.

Reply #636529

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 74

Reply #636015

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 60

Reply #636420

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 311

Reply #636371

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You found an extra 199 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for 314

Reply #636102

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You were farming and earned 65

Reply #636436

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a dog food taster and earn 86

Reply #34

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 62

Reply #7083

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You have a good night out and earn 373.

Reply #635940

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You find 75 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 350 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You access the point log and clear everything, gaining 413

Reply #636202

[olive galleon]

/crime

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 412 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[olive galleon]

/work

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 83!

Reply #636413

[olive galleon]

/slut

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 238.

Reply #636054

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for 98

Reply #636460

[wary falcon]

/Crime

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 468

Reply #636183

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 52

Reply #636511

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 142.

Reply #635908

[sharp rune]

/work

[silent gale]

sachem9#3832

You worked as a bartender, and earned 66 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 72

Reply #636286

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 63 was earned.

Reply #203821

[meager rain]

7work

7work

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 70. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You cannot work for 14 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 53

Reply #635869

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 84!

Reply #635987

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a bed warmer and earn 83

Reply #40

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 67!

Reply #635954

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 74!

Reply #636259

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

You rob an orphanage for 497

Reply #636196

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 57 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 98

Reply #636083

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for 64

Reply #636460

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 52

Reply #636496

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Just take the 55 and go...

Reply #636322

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 54 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 54

Reply #636431

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 72

Reply #46

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 534 on the way back.

Reply #636264

[ripe badger]

/bal

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 96

Reply #38

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 85 in profits

Reply #838133

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 79

Reply #36

[earnest socket]

/work

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You work as the head of elephants and earn 53

Reply #7

[earnest socket]

/slut

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 389

Reply #838124

[earnest socket]

/crime

[silent gale]

Eclipsion#6085

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 569

Reply #636380

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 97.

Reply #635917

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for 527

Reply #636217

[minor ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

Ronathan#7563

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 358!

Reply #636315

[minor ether]

/work

[silent gale]

Ronathan#7563

You work as a street performer and earn 66

Reply #636362

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You were farming and earned 92

Reply #636436

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 94. Good job.

Reply #636285

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 52 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 62

Reply #636021

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You got cloned for science. You earned 75

Reply #635872

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 72.

Reply #636410

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 373

Reply #635904

[wary falcon]

I'm a guy😦

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 52

Reply #636378

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 65

Reply #7083

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 640 fine!

Reply #164

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You cannot work for 19 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 59.

Reply #636429

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

52 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 52 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a model and earn 94

Reply #18

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a comedian and earn 83

Reply #29

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 66

Reply #635864

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 91 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 125

Reply #635999

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 52.

Reply #636531

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

로제 ᥫ᭡#2865

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 77

Reply #635919

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You help clean a horses stable for 55

Reply #3031286

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 372.

Reply #635960

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 79.

Reply #55462

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 62!

Reply #636343

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 19 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 97

Reply #635903

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Dog_water#1398

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 70

Reply #38

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Dog_water#1398

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dog_water#1398

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 439.

Reply #635961

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dog_water#1398

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 6 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Dog_water#1398

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 55 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 84

Reply #36

[daring relic]

/work

[silent gale]

southern65010#8990

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 58

Reply #12

[daring relic]

Woah

/work

[silent gale]

southern65010#8990

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 1 second.

[daring relic]

Dang

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 687

Reply #636127

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 77.

Reply #636283

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 87.

Reply #636283

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.

[obtuse folio]

/work

[silent gale]

Goldenzz#0825

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 64

Reply #39

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 99.

Reply #636031

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 100

Reply #636021

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 290

Reply #636106

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 100

Reply #44

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 76

Reply #35

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 12 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 63 anyway.

Reply #636409

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 77

Reply #5

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 428.

Reply #636545

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You worked as a bartender, and earned 64 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 119.

Reply #635924

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot work for 11 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 97

Reply #35

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 38 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 86

Reply #78

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth 482

Reply #636161

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 65.

Reply #635990

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 52!

Reply #636316

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You receive a check of 55 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

A woman gave you 569, for killing her husband!

Reply #636142

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 63

Reply #51

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 324.

Reply #636277

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 252.

Reply #55467

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 77

Reply #72

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

framkensteinn#4679

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got 341

Reply #635957

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 87.

Reply #636531

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 85

Reply #636353

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You couldn't get it up and lost 231

Reply #635930

[wary falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 641

Reply #636104

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

G0ik#3499

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 630.

Reply #636022

[ripe badger]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

G0ik#3499

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 73

Reply #230203

[ripe badger]

/money

/rdo

/memes

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 54

Reply #636374

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 400 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[ocean fox]

Fuck

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You steal an apple from the market for 566

Reply #636302

[gloomy cobalt]

/wrok

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 76

Reply #14

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 64 for your work.

Reply #636481

[balmy crest]

/crime

[silent gale]

Ursus Arctos Horribilis#0421

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 594

Reply #636105

[balmy crest]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

Ursus Arctos Horribilis#0421

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 93

Reply #635864

[balmy crest]

/work

[silent gale]

Ursus Arctos Horribilis#0421

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Taxes collected! You have gained 98

Reply #636506

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 54.

Reply #636078

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined 520.

Reply #636299

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You earned 283 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You serve the customers and receive 55

Reply #636348

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 74!

Reply #636259

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 57 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a human statue and earn 69

Reply #58

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 90 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 50

Reply #37

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 79

Reply #41

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 64 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 62.

Reply #636078

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 117 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 368

Reply #636109

[low mantle]

no

[daring relic]

/work

[silent gale]

southern65010#8990

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 51.

Reply #636078

[daring relic]

/deposit 51

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 63

Reply #635919

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 59 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 98 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 71

Reply #68

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 77

Reply #230203

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 431

Reply #636106

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You post nudes on the internet for 228

Reply #636120

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 53

Reply #12

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 82

Reply #838252

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You dig around in your yard and gain 52

Reply #636382

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You go down on that rich kid and earn 372

Reply #635900

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 76

Reply #70

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 99 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 72 for your work.

Reply #636481

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 50

Reply #636438

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 75.

Reply #636060

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 49 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 89!

Reply #203527

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a smarties expert and earn 86

Reply #24

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You worked as a bartender, and earned 91 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 47 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 72 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 100 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 66

Reply #77

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 7 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

A drunk man pays you 96 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 53.

Reply #636509

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 72! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 87

Reply #636373

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as a snake milker and earn 74

Reply #30

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 73

Reply #636015

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 26 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a head receiver and earn 85

Reply #22

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 325 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 136.

Reply #635996

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 69

Reply #19

[karmic widget]

/works

/work

[silent gale]

mrmayo2008#8503

You sell bananas for 91

Reply #834708

[karmic widget]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrmayo2008#8503

A woman gave you 437, for killing her husband!

Reply #636142

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 60

Reply #20

[normal patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

Rorobor#1283

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 96

Reply #636349

[karmic widget]

Hey

/crime

[silent gale]

mrmayo2008#8503

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.

[karmic widget]

/work

[silent gale]

mrmayo2008#8503

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 84.

Reply #636443

[karmic widget]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for 618!

Reply #636417

[gloomy cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 126 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 67!

Reply #636047

[rose sequoia]

/work

[silent gale]

DUCK#1384

You made a great pun! Take this 58.

Reply #636539

[rose sequoia]

/slut

[silent gale]

DUCK#1384

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 396 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[rose sequoia]

/crime

[silent gale]

DUCK#1384

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 354 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[rose sequoia]

/rob@gloomy cobalt

/rob @gloomy cobalt

[silent gale]

DUCK#1384

You robbed 807 from Jevil#5000.

[gloomy cobalt]

/rob DUCK

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - TheGreatGanu#5147
2 - Duck#9599
3 - Duck#5475
4 - Duck#5482
5 - DUCK#1384
6 - Duck King#8529
7 - duck seeker#0394
8 - Duck, o vagabundo assalariado#7643
9 - duck0829#6099
10 - duck491#5096

[gloomy cobalt]

5

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You robbed 204 from DUCK#1384.

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 10 seconds.

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 93.

Reply #636060

[gloomy cobalt]

Getcha own money leech

[dreamy meadow]

/work

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 68

Reply #636420

[dreamy meadow]

/work

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 54 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 68

Reply #47

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You take it up the ass for 343

Reply #635945

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You stole a fish and sell it second hand for 336

Reply #86

[dreamy meadow]

/crime

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost 323 when you fell over.

Reply #635993

[dreamy meadow]

/slut

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 272 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[dreamy meadow]

/alut

/slut

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 57 seconds.

[dreamy meadow]

/crime

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 39 seconds.

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 52

Reply #48

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 100

Reply #51

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You got featured and won 77

Reply #636295

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 47 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You get a commission request, the payment is 87.

Reply #636379

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You were farming and earned 90

Reply #636436

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 95

Reply #636083

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 42 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 51!

Reply #636550

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You did a fundraiser and raised 88

Reply #834686

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 16 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 82 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a circus clown and earn 76.

Reply #636448

[cloud adder]

/dep 500

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 55 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 67!

Reply #203527

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 4 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 68

Reply #55

[dreamy meadow]

/work

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

You work as a pumpkin picker 96

Reply #6069

[dreamy meadow]

/slut

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 193!

Reply #636331

[dreamy meadow]

/crime

[silent gale]

Hen#3700

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 273 fine!

Reply #635893

[dreamy meadow]

/bal

[humble solstice]

/slut

[silent gale]

Just a fish#7458

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 116 in one night.

Reply #636466

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 54.

Reply #636082

[sharp rune]

/work

[silent gale]

sachem9#3832

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 88 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You become a game developer and raised 96 for charity.

Reply #636361

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 395 from their pockets.

Reply #635968

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 76.

Reply #636059

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 71!

Reply #636278

[gloomy cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 56 seconds.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 68 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 78.

Reply #636303

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 55

Reply #77

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 57. Good job!

Reply #636279

[gloomy cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

Jevil#5000

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 98 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You have worked in the prison gardens for 91

Reply #636468

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 283 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 74.

Reply #635990

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 66 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 372!

Reply #635983

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 82

Reply #45

[meager rain]

/work

[silent gale]

𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙸𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗™#4845

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 98

Reply #636494

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 85

Reply #636390

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 32 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 59 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 75

Reply #636441

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 55!

Reply #636047

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You clean off the tables and get paid 70

Reply #636359

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 15 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You take your dog for a walk and gain 53

Reply #636388

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You serve the customers and receive 60

Reply #636348

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 47 seconds.

[feral atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

Bumblefoot#2808

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 85

Reply #636087

[feral atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

Bumblefoot#2808

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 395 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 80!

Reply #635882

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 48 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 85.

Reply #636369

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a pilot and earn 85

Reply #67

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 91

Reply #39

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 529.

Reply #635960

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 244.

Reply #55475

[cloud adder]

daaaang

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 27 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 53 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You worked and gained 61

Reply #636440

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 51.

Reply #636429

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 60

Reply #49

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 54.

Reply #636512

[dry hare]

/work

[silent gale]

Frost_Stalker#0957

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 57

Reply #19

[dry hare]

/work

[silent gale]

Frost_Stalker#0957

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[humble ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

PineappleSpace#5080

You take your cat for a walk and gain 80

Reply #636389

[humble ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

PineappleSpace#5080

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 668!

Reply #636160

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You work as a beaver expert and earn 84

Reply #16

[wary falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 326 from the men.

Reply #636081

[grave juniper]

/work

[silent gale]

Anthony Trelawny#1086

You make a living selling weed for 58 a day

Reply #635943

[grave juniper]

/slut

[silent gale]

Anthony Trelawny#1086

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 305

Reply #636463

[grave juniper]

/crime

[silent gale]

Anthony Trelawny#1086

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 667

Reply #636371

[grave juniper]

/bal

[pliant lantern]

/work

[silent gale]

RSH_BenS022gamer#5843

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 56 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[pliant lantern]

/work

[silent gale]

RSH_BenS022gamer#5843

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[pliant lantern]

/dep all

/dep 56

/slut

[silent gale]

RSH_BenS022gamer#5843

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 149.

Reply #636291

[pliant lantern]

/crime

[silent gale]

RSH_BenS022gamer#5843

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 493

Reply #636176

[pliant lantern]

/rob Frost_Stalker

[silent gale]

RSH_BenS022gamer#5843

You attempted to rob Frost_Stalker#0957, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[wary falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

Dutch Plan Der Linde#3093

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 56

Reply #635869