You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
370
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You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
370
/bal
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
72!
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
133.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
637
/work
You repair the lights and receive
86
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
67
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
342!
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
59
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
112 for your services.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
477 worth of silver coins.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
70
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
90 for all your items.
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
291 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
194.
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 32 seconds.
/bal
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
55 from your peers.
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 30 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 10 seconds.
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined
609.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
87 from your peers.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
161 for your services.
/criime
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
72.
/slut
You earn
383 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
697
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
57.
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
259
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
375 for surgery.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
90, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
143
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
589
Darn 💔
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
59 for your team winning!
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
100
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
509
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
193 fine!
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
159
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
57
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
64.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
95.
/slut
Your friend pays you
390 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You loiter and are fined
457.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
86
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
95
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
536
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
195
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
80
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
50.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
286!
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
347
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
99
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
78
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
379.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
87.
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
68
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
69 off your performance.
/slut
You rake in
241, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
555!
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
73
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
80 though.
/work
You milk a cow for
52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
457!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
63 in profits
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
149.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
261
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 36 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
61
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 1 second.
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 31 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work all day at the factory
66
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
74
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
81 for watching.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
67 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
396
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
87!
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
394
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
91!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
98!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
78 though.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
57
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
65.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
70
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
441
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
129 to your Patreon!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
55 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
67.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
245
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
279 fine.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
100
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
78
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
536 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You worked and gained
65
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
94
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
199.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
100
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
423
I outcrimed the crime
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
78
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
361
/work
You gave yourself
84 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
181
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
537 on her.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
72
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
82
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
300!
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
166
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
63
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
302
/work
You work as an egg and earn
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
64.
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
77 worth of scrap.
/work
You milk a cow for
59
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You worked at the office overtime for
96
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
61
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
97
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
78 for your team winning!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 46 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
70 for it.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
95
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
659
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
165
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
63
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
74
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
376 for the night.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
76
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
87
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
63, as it was originally their job
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
306 for the good time.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
85
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
178
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
406.
oof
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
74
/work
You got featured and won
55
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
63 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
344.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
292.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
98!
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
349 from you!
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
375.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
96!
/work
You cannot work for 44 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
96
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
97
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
82
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
86.
/work
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
/work
You are paid
100 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
72 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
93 off your performance.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
55
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
314 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
328
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
72
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
183 out of pity.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
461
FU-
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
78
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
362
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
599
/work
You gave yourself
54 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You were fined
638 for slacking in school!
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
230!
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
358
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
363
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
100.
/rob Morgan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Mark Maroons#6326
2 - morgan#5572
3 - morgan#3981
4 - Morgan Johansson#2473
5 - Morgan West#4657
6 - morgan0228#3733
7 - Morgan_MJ#5272
8 - Morgana#6789
9 - morgane#5341
10 - morganfreemansmorningcoffee#3138
3
You attempted to rob morgan#3981, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
53
/shop
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
116
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob John Marston
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Reptile#9849
2 - laucha06#4564
3 - Flames#5229
4 - Dio Brando#9374
5 - MFslsh#6215
6 - John Marston#9632
7 - trash#0008
8 - KennyMcX#6296
9 - Orlando;)#2654
10 - MA€STRO™[PT]#0001
/rob Reptile#9849
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob Reptile#9849, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
678
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
164 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
93
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
55 from donations
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
54
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 15 seconds.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
504
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
291 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
93 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
218 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
345
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
59
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
83 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
97
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
356!
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
140 to resolve your burnt skin.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
234 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
638
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
75
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
320
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
115
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
89
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
629
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
303
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
90
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
626 fine!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
108 for the good time.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
77
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
207 after.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
399 fine!
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
221
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
274
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
681
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
84 from ad revenue.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
127 for your services.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
84
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
85
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
75
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
505 worth of assets.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
65
/balance
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
76
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
70.
/work
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
50
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
249, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
411
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
88
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
84!
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
187.
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
480, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
99
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
346 in one night.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
564
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
89
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
268.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
158 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
86
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
67
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
52.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
99.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
96!
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
631 fine!
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
319 in order to keep quiet about it.
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
60 for your hard work
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
257.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
72.
/work
You do some work around the house for
96
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
97 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
87 for your efforts!
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
548 for bail!
ugh
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
78
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
58.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
627
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
379 for your hard work.
/rob Liara
You attempted to rob Solavellan#5442, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/dep all
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
87
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
78
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
331!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
91
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
91 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
76
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
58
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
687 to restore your save file.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
261 and a sore ass.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
94.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
332
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
494 fine!
fuck
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
78
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
50
lesgp
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
76
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
66
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
161.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
581
/work
You receive a check of
65 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
82
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
529 from you and left.

/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
59
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
68.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
72.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
68
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
90!
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
88.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
79
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
97
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
80 because we pity you.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
54
/work
You gave yourself
72 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
90
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
148 from the men.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
68
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
260 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
94
/dep all
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
297 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/bal
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
90
/work
You got out of bed. Have
83
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
274 for your solid work.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
537
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
332.
/work
You are paid
89 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
98
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
197!
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
71
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
302.
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
439 for escaping without being caught
/rob @uneven crow
You attempted to rob Balistickkilla#4510, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
60
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
94
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
303!
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
7 from unknowxclan//Elmar#8390.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
485 fine!
/work
You found
84 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
490 for more in game currency.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
122.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
82 though.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
61
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
59!
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
333.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
69.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
97.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
73, as it was originally their job
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
98 for your hard work
/work
You walk dogs for
50.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
207 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
316! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
101 fine!
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
62, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 27 seconds.
/withdrawal 400
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
57
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
384.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
110 from you.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
73!
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You serve the customers and receive
84
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
325.
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
320
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
51
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
89.
/slut
You earn
320 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
341
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
81
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
96
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
55
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
79
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
95
/dep 200
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
397 after.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
263 for more in game currency.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
440 from you!
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
71
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
94
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
176
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
89. Good job.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
79
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
400
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
284
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
51
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
98 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
174.
/work
You develop games and earn
84.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
90
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
220
/work
You make a living selling weed for
93 a day
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
386 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You find
402 laying on the street and take it
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
54
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
203
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
278
Damn there goes my pimp money
Oof hate when it's all for nothing 🤧
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
330
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
382 to get it out
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
71 in profits
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
98
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
313
Dayum
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
57 was earned.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
98
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
255 for the good time.
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
656 but you really don't remember.
/work
You walk dogs for
96.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
63 for your work.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
251.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
297 fine!
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
94
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
339 fine!
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
213 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
50 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
272
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
65.
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
638
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
79
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
75
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
98 on the way back home!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
380 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
675
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
53!
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
95.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
62
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
521
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
211 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You drive women to the store for
94
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
74.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
253
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
545 when you wake up.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
90!
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
74. Good job!
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
78
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
90.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
294 after.
You work as a circus clown and earn
52.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
369 taken away from you!
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
362
thats kinda gay
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
55 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
61
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
64
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
82
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
200 went down your toilet
/rob @cloud adder
You robbed
137 from Solavellan#5442.
/bal
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 46 seconds.