You sell naked photos of yourself online for
393.
Reply #636503
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You sell naked photos of yourself online for
393.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
76
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
85
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
573
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
308 from the client
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
57
/with all
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
299 fine!
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
285
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
98
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
92, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
58.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
75 for your efforts!
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
214!
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
377
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
207.
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
319
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
98!
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
56
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
117 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
92 anyway.
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
52
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
200
/work
You gave yourself
65 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
523
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
276 fine!
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
366.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
444
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
74!
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
73
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
391.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
184 fine!
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
233 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
90
/WORK
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
50 for doing his job.
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
673 fine.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
274 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
70
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
400
/work
A drunk man pays you
73 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
53
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
129.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
64
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
406 fine.
/rob xKPhoenix#0600
You attempted to rob xKPhoenix#0600, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/bal
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
128
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
88
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
277 for sexual assault
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
50.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
69 though.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
97
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
369
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
89
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
74!
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
70
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
56
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
91
/work
You clean the chimney and find
100.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
78 from donations
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
132 for your services.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
87
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
79 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
62
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
90
/work
You walk dogs for
97.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
76
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
100
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
60.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
67 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
67
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
181 from you.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
535 from you!
fuck
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
619!
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
70.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
411 in damages.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
50!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
101 for the good time.
/crime]
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
165
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
84.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
438 fine!
nice
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
51
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
291 fine.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
101 in one night.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
65 was earned.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
301.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
51
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
227 and maybe chlamydia.
💀💀
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
85
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
70 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
73.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
142.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
94
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
95
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
88
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
68 anyway.
/work
You found
65 on the floor.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
295.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
85
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
58 for doing his job.
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
131
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
60, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
566 .
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
67
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
181.
aw what the fick
A drunk man pays you
80 to walk backwards.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
94
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
365
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
98
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
286
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
83.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
64
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
109
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
398, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
99
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
582
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
60, as it was originally their job
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
228.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
73.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
92 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
96
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
508 fine.
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
151.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
79.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
76
/slut
Your friend pays you
388 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
571 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Peter Chan#8220
2 - Peter Müller#5155
3 - peter parker#8771
4 - Peter Parker (Spider-Man)#2002
5 - peter290pro#0872
6 - peter3836#6385
7 - peter_abdelsalam#9623
8 - Peterbb#1716
9 - PeterHanzFritzMAn#5336
10 - PeterHD#5313
Peter Müller#5155
Cancelled command.
/rob Peter Müller#5155
You attempted to rob Peter Müller#5155, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
70!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
382 at you.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
122 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
63.
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
542 more
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
326 fine!
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
77 for your team winning!
You bake cupcakes and receive
82
how does this bot work
/work
You worked overtime for
70
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
154 for public indecency.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
370
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
56!
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
60
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
65
/work
You serve the customers and receive
83
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
115
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
59
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
327
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
584
/work
You sell bananas for
83
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
227 for surgery.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
89.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
86
/slut
You get paid
372 for crossdressing
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
66
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
225 for the night.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
61
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
298
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
307 for public indecency.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
94.
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
352 from the men.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
53
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
220.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
77
/work
A drunk man pays you
75 to walk backwards.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
87 as in return!
/work
You receive a check of
69 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
85
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
440.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
223
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
61
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
360
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
625 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
52
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
87.
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
402 for attempted murder.
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
383 and a real sore hangover.
You work as a help desk technician and earn
73
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
51 for your efforts!
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
299 worth of assets.
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
274
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
92
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
You drive women to the store for
80
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
88
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
122 fine!
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
562 from the man's wallet.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
222
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
100
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
223.
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
265.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
62.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
105
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
59 for it!
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
82.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
329!
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
619 fine!
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
99
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
529 from the man's wallet.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
66
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
You've been fined
257 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
298 from the men.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
53
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
296.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
97
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
224 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
60 for your team winning!
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
393
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
359 for your hard work.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
84.
/Rob @ripe badger
You robbed
635 from milkman#3410.
/rob @tender kraken
You robbed
972 from 𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯#6666.
Damit
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
58
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
88
Literally more than you get doing bounties
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
232
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
87
/slut
You earn
235 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
601
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
64
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
203!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
69
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
208.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
81
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
75.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
85.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
155
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
584
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Tracker
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Tracker#9429
2 - Tracker#0007
3 - Tracker-f#7743
4 - Tracker569#1216
/1
Cancelled command.
/rob Tracker
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Tracker#9429
2 - Tracker#0007
3 - Tracker-f#7743
4 - Tracker569#1216
/rob Tracker#0007
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
61 for your efforts!
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
293
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
/rob Canuck
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 21 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
82
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
393 after.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
450 for being a lazy ass person.
/rob Rocky
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Rocky#1674
2 - Rocky007#0369
3 - Rocky_G#1101
4 - RockyB#7674
5 - RockyStrain#9121
6 - Rockyvader100#8199
7 - Rockyy#3321
/rob Rocky#1674
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 8 minutes and 17 seconds.
/rob HIDE
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - HIDE#7921
2 - HidekiNishi#1982
3 - Hideyorie#3494
/rob HIDE#7921
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
65!
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
395
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
54 for helping them out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/rob Rocky
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Rocky#1674
2 - Rocky007#0369
3 - Rocky_G#1101
4 - RockyB#7674
5 - RockyStrain#9121
6 - Rockyvader100#8199
7 - Rockyy#3321
/rob Rocky#1674
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob Rocky#1674, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Mr Jonk
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
77
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
194 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
62
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
478 for bail!
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
72, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
373 for your services.
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
525
/rob Aakdur
You attempted to rob AakDur#6459, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
661
/work
You slept in a bed and found
83 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
312
/rob Bigboi37
You attempted to rob Bigboi37#6122, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
135.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
86
/work
You clean the chimney and find
77.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
70.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
318 to your Patreon
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
52 for your hard work
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
92
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
58.
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
554
𝕻𝖍𝖔𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖝, you can't use that.
You develop games for a living and earn
82.
/commands
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
58
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
425 to clean it up.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
239.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
78.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
68.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
141.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
513 on getting high.
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
77
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
76
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
198, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
331
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
194 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
71
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You were fined
553 for slacking in school!
/work
You walk dogs for
93.
/rob bigboi27
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
216
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
91
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
628 fine
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
398
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
90
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
88
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
156 and a sore ass.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
70
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
227!
/crime
You dabbed.
682 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
71
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
219 on the way back to your ship.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
204 for a new one.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
85
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
83.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
302, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
654
You robbed
4,233 from Vinca#1612.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
59
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
158 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
623
/rob daizo
You attempted to rob daizo#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
68
You fucked a traffic cone and found
357 inside it
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
67
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
67 for the hard work
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
62
/slut
You rake in
374, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
94
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
392
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
75
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
85.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
98!
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
96!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
187 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
68
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
334.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
698.
/rob maraurder
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Marauder
You robbed
5,365 from Bosssaur#6490.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
98.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
100
You were caught attempting to rob Bosssaur#6490, and have been fined
607.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You sell bananas for
53
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 33 seconds.
/rob Marauder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 16 minutes.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
56 from your peers.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
116 fine!
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
60
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
69 I think...
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
474
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
232 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/rob marauder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 38 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You found an extra
268 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
68, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
679
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
91
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
72 for your team winning!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
/rob canuck
You were caught attempting to rob CanuckJ#0001, and have been fined
371.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
60
/rob canuck
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 9 minutes.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
363
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
256!
/slut
You earn
278 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
69
/bal
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
51
#75
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
58
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
96 for it.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
513 from you!
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
179 for your services.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
53.
/rob Canuck
You robbed
785 from CanuckJ#0001.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
248.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
690 for sexual assault
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
448 stolen from you!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
74
/work
You battled and gained
84.
/rob The last Dead Eye
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour.
You cannot commit a crime for 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 second.
You steal a hobo's money jar for
598
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
365
/rob The Last Dead Eye
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 59 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
285 on your way out of the locker room.
/rob the last dead eye
You robbed
308 from SithMasterWHO#9264.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
59.
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
420
bal
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
52
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
116 at you.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
255
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
80
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
66 for your contributions !
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
55
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
69
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
313.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
558
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
56, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
519
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
304.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/bal
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
96
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
72
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
124
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
97
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
70
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
257.
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
559
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
70
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
57
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
169 in total.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
95
/rob Aidan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - aidan#8964
2 - aidaN#1738
3 - Aidan#2345
4 - Aidan_#9605
5 - Aidanw03#8548
1
You attempted to rob aidan#8964, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
66
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
87
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
72. The students loved you!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
137!
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
366 in return!
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
65
/rob Audacity
You robbed
1 from Audacity#5323.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
69
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
144!
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
568 .
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
97
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
563
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - BigBoi Horia#6969
2 - Bigboi37#6122
3 - BigBoiBlood#0457
4 - bigboifuller#7479
5 - BigBoiMarky#9622
/rob bigboi37
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob Bigboi37#6122, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
356.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
79
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
232
/dep all
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
372 to get it out
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
65 for helping them out.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
57
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
71
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
509
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
328
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
67
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
58!
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
71
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
131 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
549
/rob xKPhoenix
You've been fined
447 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob @twist105
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
55 for watching.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
365
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
93
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
83 for the hard work
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
134 for your hard work.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
647.
/rob Mr jonk
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 23 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
98 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...