back-room

[silent gale]

theguided3772

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 347 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 92

Reply #72

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for 633.

Reply #4910511

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 89 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You dig around in your yard and gain 98

Reply #636382

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 317

Reply #838124

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You rob from a bank and gained 569 for escaping without being caught

Reply #636505

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 96 as in return!

Reply #636372

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You post nudes on the internet for 328

Reply #636120

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You make a living selling weed for 96 a day

Reply #635943

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 53 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[urban oar]

/work

[silent gale]

heyitsmuda

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 93!

Reply #635874

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 313.

Reply #636291

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You receive a check of 63 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 89

Reply #75

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 93.

Reply #636377

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 118 to get it out

Reply #636477

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 95.

Reply #636314

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 616 fine!

Reply #636458

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 65 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 96

Reply #35

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You bake cupcakes and receive 53

Reply #636341

[snow geode]

/work

[silent gale]

sensei2flyy

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 62 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[snow geode]

/slut

[silent gale]

sensei2flyy

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 181 for the night.

Reply #636471

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 62 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 97.

Reply #55462

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 90.

Reply #4910431

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You take your cat for a walk and gain 71

Reply #636389

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 245!

Reply #204738

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You hack into the mainframe, getting 614 in the process

Reply #636381

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 73.

Reply #636403

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 97.

Reply #636556

[royal cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 88.

Reply #636508

[royal cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 106 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked for the Police and earned 69

Reply #636538

[valid violet]

/work

[silent gale]

nreaz

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 74

Reply #53

[valid violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

nreaz

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 129, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[valid violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

nreaz

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 145

Reply #636504

[valid violet]

/balance

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 93 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a child birth educator and earn 100

Reply #60

[hushed lantern]

/work

[silent gale]

fatherpatek

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 98.

Reply #4910432

[hushed lantern]

/crime

[silent gale]

fatherpatek

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 549

Reply #636220

[hushed lantern]

/slut

[silent gale]

fatherpatek

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 236 after.

Reply #636261

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 154 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You are fined 558 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[feral lava]

Nah

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 89.

Reply #636282

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sell bananas for 98

Reply #834708

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a janitor and earn 97

Reply #74

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 85

Reply #17

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 302 in one night.

Reply #636466

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 55

Reply #636432

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 93

Reply #636441

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 86

Reply #636390

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You clean off the counters and get paid 61

Reply #636338

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You shake what your momma gave you for 137.

Reply #636544

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 60 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[boreal lark]

/wor

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 61 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 170.

Reply #55468

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

A drunk man pays you 99 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 64 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a bed warmer and earn 55

Reply #40

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 248.

Reply #635924

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined 473.

Reply #4910492

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 98!

Reply #636550

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 50.

Reply #636412

[broken olive]

You sir are a fish!

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 284 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 374

Reply #635998

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You milk a cow for 59

Reply #41924

[raven inlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoontah9898

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 344 for the night.

Reply #636471

[raven inlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

hoontah9898

You find 274 laying on the street and take it

Reply #636216

[raven inlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoontah9898

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 227

Reply #636542

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 325.

Reply #636407

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You milk a cow for 69

Reply #41924

[raven inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

hoontah9898

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 78

Reply #636431

[raven inlet]

/bank

/rob

[silent gale]

hoontah9898

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[raven inlet]

/rob theguided

[silent gale]

hoontah9898

You attempted to rob theguided3772, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 72

Reply #7083

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 142

Reply #28

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 96!

Reply #636413

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You get paid 127 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 73

Reply #44

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 369!

Reply #635920

[dry pumice]

/work

[silent gale]

aidenstillstanding

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 50

Reply #2

[dry pumice]

Hooray

/work

[silent gale]

aidenstillstanding

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 53 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 100!

Reply #636278

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 313

Reply #7034

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 98

Reply #70

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 51.

Reply #636531

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You clean off the chairs and get paid 90

Reply #636336

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 77.

Reply #636412

[sly zinc]

/work

[silent gale]

pengskieatsdeodorant

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 88, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[sly zinc]

/crime

[silent gale]

pengskieatsdeodorant

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 288.

Reply #636398

[sly zinc]

/slut

[silent gale]

pengskieatsdeodorant

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 326.

Reply #636527

[sly zinc]

/bal

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 66

Reply #45

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 180

Reply #838098

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 55 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 53 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a child birth educator and earn 79

Reply #60

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You have a good night out and earn 159.

Reply #635940

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 89

Reply #636431

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 62 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[honest compass]

/work

[silent gale]

wyattreeeeeeeeeee

You take your cat for a walk and gain 77

Reply #636389

[timid rose]

/slut

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 101!

Reply #635920

[timid rose]

/work

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You work all day at the factory 65

Reply #636549

[timid rose]

/crime

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 469. Great job.

Reply #636357

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 99.

Reply #636055

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You earn 303 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You found 92 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 329 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 77 though.

Reply #636392

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked at the office overtime for 52

Reply #636457

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 382 in one night.

Reply #636466

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 55

Reply #204081

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 76

Reply #838252

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as an engineer and earn 79

Reply #71

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sell V-bucks and make 66!

Reply #636520

[boreal lark]

/worj

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You dig around in your yard and gain 82

Reply #636382

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 160 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 57 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 71.

Reply #4910434

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a janitor and earn 62

Reply #74

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 39 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 68 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 328 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 99 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 518!

Reply #636312

[boreal lark]

...

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 62 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sell bananas for 74

Reply #834708

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 200!

Reply #636501

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 85

Reply #636397

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 86 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 86.

Reply #636509

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 69 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 392 : D

Reply #635875

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 17 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 96

Reply #36

[austere glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

dk7_d

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 248

Reply #1441157

[austere glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

dk7_d

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 68.

Reply #636060

[snow geode]

/work

[silent gale]

sensei2flyy

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 82

Reply #838228

[snow geode]

/slut

[silent gale]

sensei2flyy

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 239

Reply #7034

[trail moon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dark_omen

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 213 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[trail moon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dark_omen

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[trail moon]

But I wanna

/work

[silent gale]

dark_omen

You eat bananas for a living and get 100

Reply #636535

[trail moon]

/work

[silent gale]

dark_omen

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 72 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 388 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 64

Reply #12

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You take your cat for a walk and gain 61

Reply #636389

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 59 .

Reply #636084

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 93 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 320 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

rxncour

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 104 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You work as a circus clown and earn 88.

Reply #636448

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 92 fine.

Reply #4910533

[old flax]

/rob beedz_town

[silent gale]

rxncour

You robbed 4,220 from beedz_town.

rxncour

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[old flax]

/rob chill6539

[silent gale]

rxncour

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 19 seconds.

[old flax]

/rob chill6539

[silent gale]

rxncour

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.

[old flax]

oH

AN HOUR?

[royal cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 262 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[royal cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 62 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 61

Reply #47

[old flax]

/rob chill6539

[silent gale]

rxncour

You robbed 1,925 from chill6539.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 74

Reply #1

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 68

Reply #636397

[broken sorrel]

/work

/work

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You post nudes on the internet for 169

Reply #636120

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a street performer and earn 78

Reply #636362

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take your cat for a walk and gain 64

Reply #636389

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 163

Reply #175

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 467 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[feral lava]

Oh my god

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 82

Reply #636080

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You have a good night out and earn 167.

Reply #635940

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 58.

Reply #636060

[timid rose]

/work

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 89, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[timid rose]

/slut

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 191 after.

Reply #636261

[timid rose]

/crime

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 323 from you.

Reply #636426

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You make a living selling weed for 89 a day

Reply #635943

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You dig around in your yard and gain 97

Reply #636382

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You bake cupcakes and receive 98

Reply #636341

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 156 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for 480.

Reply #4910520

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 59

Reply #636286

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You have a good night out and earn 212.

Reply #635940

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 71 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 97

Reply #8

[old flax]

/rob triplegaminggavin

[silent gale]

rxncour

You robbed 2,029 from triplegaminggavin.

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

rxncour

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 236

Reply #168

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You work as a zoologist and earn 57

Reply #26

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You were caught vandalising and were fined 570

Reply #636256

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 90 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 90

Reply #636092

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 280.

Reply #636465

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 67

Reply #78

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 73 😃

Reply #636401

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 101 in donations!

Reply #636030

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 84 was earned.

Reply #203821

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 89 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 50

Reply #1

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 59

Reply #33

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 95

Reply #35

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You are paid 81 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[north mango]

/work

[silent gale]

slidchalice

You work as a help desk technician and earn 68

Reply #3

[north mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

slidchalice

You become a pimp and earn 241!

Reply #636344

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 82

Reply #636083

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You shake what your momma gave you for 209.

Reply #636544

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked as a bartender, and earned 62 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 88.

Reply #635939

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You earned 214 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 69

Reply #635988

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 58 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 94. Good job!

Reply #636279

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 163.

Reply #636305

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your pimp gives you an extra 300

Reply #636546

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 360

Reply #636244

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 61 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 80 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 72!

Reply #203527

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 143

Reply #636342

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 281

Reply #635966

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 348.

Reply #635962

[feral lava]

What

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 52

Reply #636014

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 61.

Reply #636282

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 96

Reply #7083

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 47 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 78.

Reply #55462

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 272.

Reply #636298

[ripe badger]

AAAAAA

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 359 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 98

Reply #33

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 347.

Reply #4910499

[old flax]

/rob luke_99735

[silent gale]

rxncour

You robbed 850 from luke_99735.

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

rxncour

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 227!

Reply #204738

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined 340.

Reply #636253

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You battled and gained 100.

Reply #636473

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You eat bananas for a living and get 52

Reply #636535

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 76 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 166!

Reply #635946

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 51.

Reply #635939

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 347

Reply #636464

[feral lava]

Damn

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 79

Reply #636420

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 88

Reply #21

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 73 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a human statue and earn 57

Reply #58

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 290

Reply #176

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 439.

Reply #4910510

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 54

Reply #49

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 83 was earned.

Reply #203821

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 82

Reply #7083

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 69.

Reply #4910428

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 137

Reply #28

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 68

Reply #35

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 90.

Reply #636482

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 76.

Reply #636057

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 100!

Reply #635882

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 38 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a bread scientist and earn 64

Reply #27

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 74

Reply #54

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 89

Reply #230203

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 216.

Reply #636291

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You rob a liquor store for 315

Reply #636499

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You work at the strip club and earn 188.

Reply #636529

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 67

Reply #57

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You earned 387 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 68.

Reply #636508

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 66.

Reply #636451

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 80 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 86

Reply #636373

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 297

Reply #167

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 84

Reply #636353

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 75 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 66

Reply #635865

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 277 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 278 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 96 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 77

Reply #636460

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a wine taster and earn 66

Reply #15

[verbal river]

/work

[silent gale]

darrmanfam0096

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 89

Reply #636374

[verbal river]

/slut

[silent gale]

darrmanfam0096

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 270

Reply #635912

[verbal river]

/crime

[silent gale]

darrmanfam0096

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give 539 to make up for it

Reply #636289

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 89 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 270

Reply #177

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 97

Reply #636351

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 378.

Reply #55474

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 94.

Reply #55462

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 93

Reply #39

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 182

Reply #635974

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 59. Good job!

Reply #636279

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot work for 45 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 78

Reply #635869

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You help clean a horses stable for 57

Reply #3031286

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 63

Reply #70

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 66.

Reply #636410

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined 182 for disturbing the public peace.

Reply #636038

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 57 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 282 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 85 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 458.

Reply #4910524

[rare ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 303 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 69

Reply #636439

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 278.

Reply #4910522

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You work as a street performer and earn 65

Reply #636362

[old flax]

/with 4000

oops

/rob raider_4563

[silent gale]

rxncour

You robbed 2,293 from raider_4563.

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 333 at you.

Reply #636455

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 83

Reply #838252

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You dig around in your yard and gain 94

Reply #636382

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work in Greggs and earn 67

Reply #635899

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 78

Reply #636034

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You worked at the office overtime for 69

Reply #636457

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found 560 on the ground in the parking lot.

Reply #636497

[old flax]

/rob qatp

[silent gale]

rxncour

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 20 minutes and 42 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 63 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[honest compass]

/work

[silent gale]

wyattreeeeeeeeeee

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 51

Reply #39

[old flax]

/rob qatp

[silent gale]

rxncour

You were caught attempting to rob qatp, and have been fined 414.

[old flax]

bruh

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 80. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You give excellent head and earn a solid 357.

Reply #636528

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 86

Reply #73

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 86 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You work as a bed warmer and earn 85

Reply #40

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 394.

Reply #636307

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

rxncour

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 279 in return!

Reply #635891

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 290.

Reply #55474

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You scammed some person and got 401 in cash.

Reply #636301

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 59.

Reply #636283

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 93.

Reply #636055

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You shake what your momma gave you for 255.

Reply #636544

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 70

Reply #19

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 97 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as crisis actor and earn 90.

Reply #636433

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You were farming and earned 50

Reply #636436

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 274.

Reply #636291

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 54.

Reply #636482

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 59 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 64 as in return!

Reply #636372

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 277.

Reply #636452

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 165 in donations!

Reply #636030

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 61

Reply #636494

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 57

Reply #636534

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You have a good night out and earn 213.

Reply #635940

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 95 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 100!

Reply #635874

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 50

Reply #636439

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 63 was earned.

Reply #203821

[icy glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You work as a police officer and earn 94

Reply #66

[icy glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You fucked a traffic cone and found 204 inside it

Reply #636329

[icy glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 350.

Reply #636252

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 54 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 327

Reply #838098

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 91

Reply #61

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a wine taster and earn 58

Reply #15

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 72!

Reply #636259

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 99.

Reply #636406

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 96

Reply #636087

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 383.

Reply #636054

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You suggest something good and get rewarded 74

Reply #636552

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 69

Reply #636090

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 50

Reply #636460

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 68.

Reply #4910434

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You repair the lights and receive 60

Reply #636339

[cinder radish]

/slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 119

Reply #838098

[cinder radish]

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You have been fined 179 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 302.

Reply #635924

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 92 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 66

Reply #70

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 60

Reply #636083

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 82 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 283 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 92.

Reply #636410

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 59

Reply #17

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You went to work and gained 84

Reply #636510

[old flax]

/rob qatp

[silent gale]

rxncour

You robbed 1,817 from qatp.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 50 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 65 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 84 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 68.

Reply #4910424

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 355 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 61 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 56 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 73 for it!

Reply #636559

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 41 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a help desk technician and earn 56

Reply #3

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 84.

Reply #635939

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 253... yikes

Reply #635967

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 92.

Reply #636410

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 76

Reply #636432

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 289 fine

Reply #636215

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 98.

Reply #636057

[rare ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 115 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 96.

Reply #636055

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sell V-bucks and make 62!

Reply #636520

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 169.

Reply #636452

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a bed warmer and earn 61

Reply #40

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 349 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[boreal lark]

.work

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 74.

Reply #636556

[icy glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 94

Reply #7083

[icy glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You were caught littering and have been fined 667.

Reply #4910508

[icy glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

Your friend pays you 319 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 127 in donations!

Reply #636030

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked as a bartender, and earned 65 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You do a good deepthroating and earn 171 from the client

Reply #636526

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 83

Reply #230200

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 57.

Reply #636031

[novel mica]

/work

[silent gale]

lucky_starrs18

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 54 for watching.

Reply #636345

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 397 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 74

Reply #636317

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 72

Reply #63

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You earned 212 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 212

Reply #636464

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You worked overtime for 85

Reply #636536

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 45 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 63

Reply #33

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 115 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 64.

Reply #636060

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 77

Reply #38

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

An adult video site pays you 127 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 59 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 91 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 356 in donations!

Reply #636030

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 74

Reply #8

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 87

Reply #38

[cobalt tartan]

/collect

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have no role income to collect!

[inland basin]

/work

[silent gale]

yellow58

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 93.

Reply #55462

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 61

Reply #37

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 85

Reply #636021

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 84

Reply #230200

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for 628.

Reply #4910530

[old flax]

/rob .moolu

[silent gale]

rxncour

You were caught attempting to rob .moolu, and have been fined 432.

[old flax]

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 0

Reply #636111

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 212 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You work as a pet food taster and earn 100.

Reply #4910439

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 342.

Reply #636298

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 97.

Reply #636058

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 96!

Reply #635882

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 58

Reply #636419

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a zoologist and earn 64

Reply #26

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 55 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 99.

Reply #636451

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get a commission request, the payment is 96.

Reply #636379

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 246 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[ripe badger]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 454.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 298

Reply #635985

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined 513.

Reply #636199

[ripe badger]

FUCK YOU BOT

Useless bit

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 51

Reply #10

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 87, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 84 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 83.

Reply #636553

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 383.

Reply #636452

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 88.

Reply #636451

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 73

Reply #838252

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 657 for bail!

Reply #636248

[rare ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You rake in 277, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You shake what your momma gave you for 172.

Reply #636544

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 56 😃

Reply #636401

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 24 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 89.

Reply #636553

[honest compass]

/work

[silent gale]

wyattreeeeeeeeeee

You made a great pun! Take this 64.

Reply #636539

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 327 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional snail racer and win 92

Reply #636077

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 392

Reply #636498

[plucky sage]

/rob

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[plucky sage]

/ron theguided

/rob theguided3772

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You attempted to rob theguided3772, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[plucky sage]

/work

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 70.

Reply #636429

[plucky sage]

/crime

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make 534!

Reply #636165

[plucky sage]

/dep all

/slut

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 337!

Reply #636487

[honest compass]

/crime

[silent gale]

wyattreeeeeeeeeee

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got 487.

Reply #635933

[honest compass]

/work

[silent gale]

wyattreeeeeeeeeee

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 84

Reply #635864

[honest compass]

/crime

[silent gale]

wyattreeeeeeeeeee

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 33 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 275

Reply #635925

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You found 62 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 649 from you!

Reply #204337

[boreal lark]

ah

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 98.

Reply #834680

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 79 though.

Reply #636392

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 72

Reply #49

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 50

Reply #636460

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 374.

Reply #636063

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 185.

Reply #635909

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 498

Reply #4910468

[boreal lark]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 51.

Reply #636060

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You bought and sold items and profited 67

Reply #636437

[cobalt tartan]

/bj 100

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You help clean a horses stable for 53

Reply #3031286

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You steal lamps for 629

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