back-room

[fallen adder]

/rob rainbow

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rainbow03
2 - rainbowloves
3 - rainbow_smaida_2
4 - yursalty
5 - rainbowdrinker0801
6 - rainbowpickle99
7 - rainbowsage
8 - rainbowsixgivesmecancer
9 - rainbow_cadenza
10 - rainbowboi24

[fallen adder]

2

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You were caught attempting to rob rainbowloves, and have been fined 252.

[fallen adder]

ruh roh

[high crest]

<.< Rude

/work

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 83.

Reply #636057

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as an engineer and earn 100

Reply #71

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 56

Reply #636374

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 25 seconds.

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 31 seconds.

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

[unkempt lantern]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaelmerp_01836

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 200

Reply #636156

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got 464 taken away from you!

Reply #636223

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 62 for doing it

Reply #636462

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 147 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[fallen adder]

ruh roh

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You bake cupcakes and receive 88

Reply #636341

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 96

Reply #9

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 32 seconds.

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 39 seconds.

[fallen adder]

/rob rainbowloves

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You attempted to rob rainbowloves, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fallen adder]

womp womp

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 113 in donations!

Reply #636030

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a pet food taster and earn 67.

Reply #4910439

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you 404 to help him out.

Reply #636255

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 390 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You rob from a bank and gained 318 for escaping without being caught

Reply #636505

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 86

Reply #35

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 87

Reply #636469

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost 441 when you fell over.

Reply #635993

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work at the strip club and earn 118.

Reply #636529

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 93

Reply #635952

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

Your pimp gives you an extra 335

Reply #636546

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You couldn't get it up and lost 100

Reply #635930

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 90 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 631

Reply #636113

[high crest]

/rob Prometheus

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - prometheus0422
2 - unknownzeldarelic
3 - .prometheus101.
4 - prometheusxxking2746

[high crest]

2

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

You attempted to rob unknownzeldarelic, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[high crest]

Touche

/work

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 100!

Reply #636488

[high crest]

/slut

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 303 : D

Reply #635875

[high crest]

/dep all

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 79

Reply #54

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 75 for it!

Reply #636559

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 41 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

Oop

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 54 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 63 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 44 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.

[muted depot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ryan9026

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 212!

Reply #635920

[muted depot]

/work

[silent gale]

ryan9026

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 55.

Reply #636058

[muted depot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ryan9026

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 312 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

swageret

You found an extra 380 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[high crest]

/work

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

Just take the 86 and go...

Reply #636322

[high crest]

/slut

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 319 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[high crest]

Well

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You take your dog for a walk and gain 91

Reply #636388

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 173

Reply #636002

[pure bloom]

/slut

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 132!

Reply #635894

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 78

Reply #9

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

swageret

You shake what your momma gave you for 165.

Reply #636544

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

swageret

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 50.

Reply #636531

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

swageret

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 78

Reply #32

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 60.

Reply #4910423

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 393 after.

Reply #636261

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 609 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 80 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a model and earn 100

Reply #18

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 253 fine!

Reply #635898

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning 275

Reply #636200

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 91

Reply #636378

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

buddyblacklung

You found an extra 399 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

buddyblacklung

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 97

Reply #636333

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

buddyblacklung

You held the planet ransom with nukes for 611

Reply #636330

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You worked for the Police and earned 55

Reply #636538

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 670 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

Reply #635927

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You couldn't get it up and lost 322

Reply #635930

[unborn salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 69

Reply #77

[unborn salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You're hired as a hitman for 426

Reply #636129

[unborn salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 126 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[unborn salmon]

/rob Rocky

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rocky400
2 - rockyrockingson
3 - .rocky.exe
4 - rocky.raccoon
5 - rocky0070369
6 - rocky_148
7 - rockycactus85312
8 - rockyfrei
9 - rocky_pie
10 - rockywzy

[unborn salmon]

/rob rocky400

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

stonecold_lol

You robbed 21 from rocky400.

[ripe badger]

/rob @unborn salmon

[silent gale]

buddyblacklung

You were caught attempting to rob stonecold_lol, and have been fined 580.

[pure bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 82

Reply #61

[pure bloom]

/slut

[silent gale]

koryoo1

Nobody cares about you. You lost 205 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[pure bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You stole a potato and sold it for 437 on the black market

Reply #635929

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 57.

Reply #636082

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 119!

Reply #204738

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 99

Reply #48

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 336.

Reply #4910540

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 74

Reply #42

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 67 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[pure bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 68

Reply #636014

[pure bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth 433

Reply #636144

[pure bloom]

/slut

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 270

Reply #636342

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 70!

Reply #636259

[iron copper]

/work

[silent gale]

isverysad

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 76 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[iron copper]

/crime

[silent gale]

isverysad

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth 699

Reply #636144

[iron copper]

lesgo

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

tealina.

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 348

Reply #636246

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

tealina.

You couldn't get it up and lost 116

Reply #635930

[ripe badger]

FUCK

/work

[silent gale]

tealina.

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 87

Reply #636374

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 90 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 393 in damages.

Reply #636224

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 58

Reply #44

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

Your friend pays you 114 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[iron copper]

/work

[silent gale]

isverysad

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 69.

Reply #636059

[iron copper]

/work

[silent gale]

isverysad

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 96

Reply #70

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 81

Reply #49

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 220!

Reply #635983

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a smarties expert and earn 65

Reply #24

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 359.

Reply #636407

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 208!

Reply #636331

[plucky zenith]

YO

WHAT

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 85

Reply #78

[plucky zenith]

/wprk

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 38 seconds.

[high crest]

/work

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 58 for it!

Reply #636559

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 82

Reply #635873

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You are fined 584 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 390 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[urban meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

death0123.

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 88, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[urban meteor]

/rob

[silent gale]

death0123.

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[urban meteor]

/crime

[silent gale]

death0123.

You raided the enemy tribe and got 534

Reply #636148

[urban meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

death0123.

You post nudes on the internet for 258

Reply #636120

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work all day at the factory 99

Reply #636549

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 42 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 41 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

Mk

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 63 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 177 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[pearl heath]

YEOWCH

[high crest]

/work

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 99.

Reply #636403

[high crest]

Aw cool Ty kind admins

[rotund wadi]

/work

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 82 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[rotund wadi]

/crime

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 307 in damages.

Reply #636224

[rotund wadi]

/work

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[rotund wadi]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[carmine bluff]

//work

/work

[silent gale]

darkgiant107

You help clean a horses stable for 58

Reply #3031286

[carmine bluff]

/work

crime

//crime

/crime

[silent gale]

darkgiant107

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 291. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[carmine bluff]

hehehehe

im am a devil anyway

/crime

[silent gale]

darkgiant107

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 39 seconds.

[carmine bluff]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkgiant107

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 214

Reply #635974

[carmine bluff]

niiiice

[sleek olive]

/work

[silent gale]

.raginggamer

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 69

Reply #635988

[sleek olive]

/crime

[silent gale]

.raginggamer

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 269!

Reply #636001

[sleek olive]

/slut

[silent gale]

.raginggamer

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 273!

Reply #636487

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

buddyblacklung

You worked as a businessman and earned 59

Reply #636360

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

buddyblacklung

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined 355 but you really don't remember.

Reply #636449

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

buddyblacklung

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 121.

Reply #636291

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

semicicle

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 200 fine!

Reply #164

[ripe badger]

/murder

/crime

[silent gale]

semicicle

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 98

Reply #636441

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You get paid 394 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[dark atlas]

/Work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You went to work and gained 80

Reply #636510

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 91 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 91

Reply #636035

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 89.

Reply #636086

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work at the strip club and earn 119.

Reply #636529

[proud hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

trollet08

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 0 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[proud hill]

/work

[silent gale]

trollet08

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 70.

Reply #636071

[proud hill]

/crime

[silent gale]

trollet08

You murdered your old CEO and found 560 in his jacket!

Reply #636141

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 66

Reply #69

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You killed a man and liked it, you got 275

Reply #636213

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 1 second.

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 78!

Reply #636413

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

Your pimp gives you an extra 228

Reply #636546

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You clean off the counters and get paid 83

Reply #636338

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 299

Reply #177

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You repair the lights and receive 89

Reply #636339

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 694

Reply #635936

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 265 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 54 seconds.

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You work as a child birth educator and earn 95

Reply #60

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 93

Reply #31

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 56 seconds.

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

[dark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkkai_

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 126, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 76!

Reply #635954

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 23 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 15 seconds.

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 534

Reply #4910482

[stone mason]

/work

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 65.

Reply #4910425

[stone mason]

/crime

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 561

Reply #636088

[stone mason]

/slut

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 111 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 69

Reply #1

[dark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 7 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 87 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 415

Reply #4910482

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

Your pimp gives you an extra 279

Reply #636546

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a head receiver and earn 64

Reply #22

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 56 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 96

Reply #61

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 268 fine!

Reply #636008

[iron copper]

/work

[silent gale]

isverysad

You develop games and earn 84.

Reply #636067

[iron copper]

/crime\

/crime

[silent gale]

isverysad

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 579 fine.

Reply #636434

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 395 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[dark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkkai_

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 233... yikes

Reply #635967

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 78.

Reply #636410

[pure bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 93

Reply #69

[pure bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 600

Reply #636157

[pure bloom]

/slut

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 167 : D

Reply #635875

[high crest]

/work

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 90. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[high crest]

/slut

[silent gale]

rainbowloves

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 111

Reply #82

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 56

Reply #636351

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 121 in total.

Reply #636069

[proper nebula]

/slut

[silent gale]

thenewomega

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 155

Reply #635964

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 100

Reply #635865

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 567

Reply #170

[plucky zenith]

/slut

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 252.

Reply #636368

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You managed to get with a famous actress for 375

Reply #635887

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 62.

Reply #636314

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You find a wallet on the ground containing 663. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.

Reply #635915

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 51 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[pearl heath]

/crime

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 580 in it.

Reply #636249

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 328

Reply #636236

[dark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkkai_

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 398 at you.

Reply #636455

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 66!

Reply #636278

[rotund wadi]

/crime

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 9 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[rotund wadi]

/work

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You got out of bed. Have 88

Reply #635934

[rotund wadi]

/slut

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 88.

Reply #55474

[rotund wadi]

NOOOOO

/work

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 577

Reply #636106

[fallen adder]

ruhroh

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 141 at you.

Reply #636455

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 84 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[fallen adder]

im sorry

/rob thereal_johnmarston69

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You've been fined 275 for trying to rob a poor person.

[fallen adder]

ruh roh

im not sorry

[rotund wadi]

/work

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 98 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[rotund wadi]

/crime

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined 98.

Reply #4910558

[rotund wadi]

/slut

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 177

Reply #635964

[plucky zenith]

/eork

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for 525

Reply #4910463

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 76

Reply #14

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You get 397 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You bake cupcakes and receive 52

Reply #636341

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 200 in one night.

Reply #636466

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a wine taster and earn 99

Reply #15

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 60.

Reply #635990

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 89.

Reply #636406

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 68

Reply #636511

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 357 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 238

Reply #635985

[wintry herald]

/slut

[silent gale]

marlon5569

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 164 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[wintry herald]

/crime

[silent gale]

marlon5569

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 584.

Reply #4910539

[spiral oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

_rabbitqueen

You hacked your parent's bank account and made 610.

Reply #635980

_rabbitqueen

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 300.

Reply #635923

[silent gale]

_rabbitqueen

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.

[urban meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

death0123.

You work as a police officer and earn 53

Reply #66

[urban meteor]

/crime

[silent gale]

death0123.

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 521 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[urban meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

death0123.

You get 351 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[urban meteor]

/rob Prometheus

[silent gale]

death0123.

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - prometheus0422
2 - unknownzeldarelic
3 - .prometheus101.
4 - prometheusxxking2746

[urban meteor]

/rob unknownzeldarelic

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

death0123.

You attempted to rob unknownzeldarelic, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[urban meteor]

/rob prometheus0422

[silent gale]

death0123.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You work as a zoologist and earn 94

Reply #26

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 686

Reply #4910479

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 120.

Reply #635924

[keen geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

luke_99735

You get paid 369 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[keen geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

luke_99735

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 92

Reply #13

[keen geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

luke_99735

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for 374.

Reply #4910512

[keen geyser]

💀

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 86 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 146!

Reply #636487

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 454

Reply #636188

[old flax]

oh

[dark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 265

Reply #170

[dark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 343 for your services.

Reply #636297

[dark atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

darkkai_

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 91

Reply #7083

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 92

Reply #39

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 227

Reply #82

[rich ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 99!

Reply #636413

[rich ferry]

/slut

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 186 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[rich ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 550.

Reply #55472

[rich ferry]

/rob @iron scarab

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You attempted to rob allah1659, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 55

Reply #636328

[open ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

max_42.4

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 76

Reply #636034

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 100

Reply #17

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 235 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 568

Reply #636091

[old flax]

WHAAAT

[open ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

max_42.4

You make a living selling weed for 99 a day

Reply #635943

[open ruin]

What the-

/slut

[silent gale]

max_42.4

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 228 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 89!

Reply #636316

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 69 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 48 seconds.

[urban meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

death0123.

Taxes collected! You have gained 95

Reply #636506

[urban meteor]

/crime

[silent gale]

death0123.

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for 361

Reply #636323

[urban meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

death0123.

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 268

Reply #28

[urban meteor]

/rob emily

[silent gale]

death0123.

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - emfayea
2 - poltergeistchan
3 - em_red
4 - emilyf63
5 - accid1e
6 - emylae
7 - squareup03
8 - emilys8532
9 - emily_00467
10 - emilyc111.

[urban meteor]

/rob accid1e

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

death0123.

You attempted to rob accid1e, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[open ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

max_42.4

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 68 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[open ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

max_42.4

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 195 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[open ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

max_42.4

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 285 because they don't get paid enough

Reply #635981

[open ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

max_42.4

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 24 seconds.

[cunning steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You work as a water slide tester and earn 77

Reply #50

[cunning steeple]

/slut

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You get 177 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[cunning steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You stole a fish and sell it second hand for 544

Reply #86

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

illygoose

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 200 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

illygoose

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob death

[silent gale]

illygoose

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - trossome_gaming
2 - whatthefuckisakilometer3727
3 - trooper_buggs1
4 - death0123.
5 - ojciecmateusz2694
6 - _unknownv
7 - death010759
8 - death430534
9 - slashmiester
10 - death7235407

[ripe badger]

/rob trossome_gaming

[silent gale]

illygoose

You robbed 12 from trossome_gaming.

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 61!

Reply #636414

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined 479.

Reply #4910541

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 237 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 60, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 79

Reply #636431

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 58.

Reply #4910428

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost 652

Reply #635866

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You managed to get with a famous actress for 376

Reply #635887

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a taxi driver and earn 81

Reply #636045

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 90

Reply #636496

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined 260 for disturbing the public peace.

Reply #636038

[old flax]

damn

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for 407.

Reply #4910517

[kindred sinew]

/crime

[silent gale]

reedzoneyt

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for 200

Reply #635921

[kindred sinew]

/rob

[silent gale]

reedzoneyt

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[kindred sinew]

Micah

/rob micah

[silent gale]

reedzoneyt

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - accountnolongerinuse7166
2 - .rahpeall
3 - cyberrsins
4 - slayer_from_wish
5 - matrix02146
6 - toxicsxouls
7 - noire4782
8 - tezman9094
9 - pepinusta
10 - cakey7435

[kindred sinew]

/job

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[cunning steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 59 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[cunning steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 401

Reply #172

[cunning steeple]

/slut

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 103 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You repair the lights and receive 55

Reply #636339

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 656 fine.

Reply #636171

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 236.

Reply #55475

[plucky zenith]

Fuck

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a pumpkin picker 61

Reply #6069

[abstract viper]

/work

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 58.

Reply #636411

[abstract viper]

/slut

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 315 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[pure bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 100.

Reply #636443

[pure bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

koryoo1

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for 544

Reply #636122

[pure bloom]

/slut

[silent gale]

koryoo1

Your pimp gives you an extra 397

Reply #636546

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 86

Reply #636420

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 233

Reply #636500

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 52 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[keen geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

luke_99735

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 231.

Reply #636530

[keen geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

luke_99735

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 63 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[keen geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

luke_99735

You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing 408 from unsuspecting investors.

Reply #636101

[keen geyser]

what

[modest pewter]

/crime

[silent gale]

bharath_bala

You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for 553

Reply #4910469

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 74

Reply #10

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 88. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 361 for the night.

Reply #636471

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 315 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[old flax]

fuvk tou

[zinc vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

rmrfc555

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined 200 for disturbing the public peace.

Reply #636038

[zinc vigil]

/slut

/slut

[silent gale]

rmrfc555

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[zinc vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

rmrfc555

Your hacker friend wires you 556. Good payroll today gamers.

Reply #636273

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 55.

Reply #636411

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 7 seconds.

[zinc vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

rmrfc555

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 95 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work for a private military company, earning 98

Reply #636074

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 63 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

Nobody cares about you. You lost 152 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[old flax]

oh

personal attack much

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You sell cellular phones for a whopping 330

Reply #636210

[oak gulch]

/crime

[silent gale]

snide_snape

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 200

Reply #636137

[oak gulch]

/crime

[silent gale]

snide_snape

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

[oak gulch]

/work

[silent gale]

snide_snape

You work as a pilot and earn 50

Reply #67

[oak gulch]

/slut

[silent gale]

snide_snape

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 50 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[cunning steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 53

Reply #7083

[cunning steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You steal 400 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.

Reply #636394

[cunning steeple]

/slut

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

You get 121 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[pallid stone]

/crime

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 200 when you wake up.

Reply #636267

hamburger3bier

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

[pallid stone]

/slut

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 233!

Reply #636501

[pallid stone]

/work

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 66 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[tight hollow]

/crime

[silent gale]

literallyme_65342

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 0

Reply #636183

[tight hollow]

/slut

[silent gale]

literallyme_65342

You become a pimp and earn 391!

Reply #636344

[tight hollow]

/work

[silent gale]

literallyme_65342

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 82 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 280

Reply #636524

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 334.

Reply #636527

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You bake cupcakes and receive 75

Reply #636341

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 71.

Reply #636066

[pallid stone]

/work

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 91

Reply #37

[pallid stone]

/crime

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You robbed a church and made 321.

Reply #635979

[pallid stone]

/slut

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 295 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 93

Reply #636335

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 140.

Reply #636547

[fallen adder]

/CRIME

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You steal a hobo's money jar for 641

Reply #636139

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 278.

Reply #635923

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 55

Reply #73

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 69 for your services.

Reply #636364

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 100.

Reply #635996

[old flax]

wow

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 389.

Reply #636407

[old flax]

NO

[halcyon rapids]

/work

[silent gale]

smoked272

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 100

Reply #636374

[halcyon rapids]

/work

[silent gale]

smoked272

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 66

Reply #636349

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 95 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[silent gale]

l8d4

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 84

Reply #635988

[fresh elm]

/work

[silent gale]

l8d4

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 72

Reply #75

[fresh elm]

/crime

[silent gale]

l8d4

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 307.

Reply #636022

[fresh elm]

/slut

[silent gale]

l8d4

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 0 from you.

Reply #636525

[fresh elm]

Uh

/work

[silent gale]

l8d4

You cannot work for 1 minute and 17 seconds.

[fresh elm]

/work

[silent gale]

l8d4

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 87 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[fresh elm]

/work

[silent gale]

l8d4

You receive a check of 72 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[fresh elm]

/crime

[silent gale]

l8d4

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 159 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[fresh elm]

/slut

[silent gale]

l8d4

You whip it out and manage to rake in 370

Reply #79

[fresh elm]

Wow

Let’s go

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 59

Reply #636353

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 104 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[pearl heath]

Yeowch

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 54.

Reply #55461

[fresh elm]

/work

[silent gale]

qzzt

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 61

Reply #77

[pallid stone]

/work

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 95

Reply #68

[pallid stone]

/crime

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 411

Reply #636235

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal 281 from his dead, bloated corpse.

Reply #636203

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You take your dog for a walk and gain 63

Reply #636388

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 244.

Reply #636452

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work all day at the factory 54

Reply #636549

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 175

Reply #176

[pearl heath]

/crime

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for 252

Reply #636006

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You develop games for a living and earn 91.

Reply #636041

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 295

Reply #636075

[old flax]

dam

[south nest]

/work

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 98

Reply #636328

[south nest]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 352 after.

Reply #636261

[south nest]

/work

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 73 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 128, have fun

Reply #635905

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 457 from you!

Reply #204337

[low mantle]

ugh

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 77!

Reply #636413

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 354 in it

Reply #636145

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 364.

Reply #636503

[fresh elm]

/work

[silent gale]

qzzt

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 99

Reply #636353

[fresh elm]

/slut

[silent gale]

qzzt

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 104.

Reply #636527

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 161, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 94 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 534

Reply #636099

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 93

Reply #55

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a help desk technician and earn 79

Reply #3

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined 698.

Reply #4910493

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 141 from you.

Reply #636558

[low mantle]

bruh

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a bed warmer and earn 93

Reply #40

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 69.

Reply #636314

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 26 seconds.

[soft ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

shorkotheskineater

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 200.

Reply #635962

[soft ravine]

💥

/work

[silent gale]

shorkotheskineater

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 56

Reply #636390

[plucky zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a beefeater and earn 68

Reply #56

[plucky zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for 338

Reply #636192

[plucky zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_ace.of_spadess

You rake in 365, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[frozen hedge]

/crime

[silent gale]

ethereal0146

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 200

Reply #172

[frozen hedge]

Bru took my only bread

/commands

/slut

[silent gale]

ethereal0146

You post nudes on the internet for 157

Reply #636120

[frozen hedge]

/work

[silent gale]

ethereal0146

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 89.

Reply #834680

[past lodge]

/work

[silent gale]

xxsarventexx

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 86

Reply #48

[past lodge]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxsarventexx

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 286.

Reply #635962

[past lodge]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxsarventexx

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 0.

Reply #834714

[past lodge]

AH

/work

[silent gale]

xxsarventexx

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

[south nest]

/work

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 83

Reply #14

[south nest]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoddog.

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 178... yikes

Reply #635967

[keen geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

luke_99735

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 166 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[keen geyser]

wtf

/work

[silent gale]

luke_99735

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 61.

Reply #636410

[keen geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

luke_99735

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 262 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 100

Reply #46

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 286!

Reply #636487

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[silent gale]

__.gl1tch.__

You clean off the counters and get paid 81

Reply #636338

[south nest]

/work

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 82 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[south nest]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 345.

Reply #636503

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 99

Reply #21

[old flax]

wut

[south nest]

/work

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 98.

Reply #636059

[south nest]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You get 328 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[lyric tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

cptnprice_

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 200

Reply #636237

[lyric tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

cptnprice_

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

[lyric tusk]

/cmds

/commands

/work

[silent gale]

cptnprice_

You work as a bread scientist and earn 69

Reply #27

[lyric tusk]

/slut

[silent gale]

cptnprice_

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 368.

Reply #55467

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 69 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 313.

Reply #635961

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 248!

Reply #635983

[lyric tusk]

/slut

[silent gale]

cptnprice_

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 28 seconds.

[lyric tusk]

/work

[silent gale]

cptnprice_

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 77 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[south nest]

/work

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 58.

Reply #636303

[south nest]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 102

Reply #168

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a pilot and earn 95

Reply #67

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 261 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[pearl heath]

/crime

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 368.

Reply #636474

[fierce cairn]

/crime

[silent gale]

pluhh155

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined 268.

Reply #4910506

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 90

Reply #636439

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You managed to get with a famous actress for 273

Reply #635887

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 72.

Reply #636066

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 161 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 593

Reply #4910481

[ashen elbow]

/work

[silent gale]

cptrage_quit66

You work as a streamer and gain 65 from donations

Reply #635918

[random grove]

/crime

[silent gale]

mustardcat22

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 200

Reply #636370

[south nest]

/work

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 82

Reply #7083

[south nest]

/slut

[silent gale]

hoddog.

You get paid 110 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[cobalt shale]

/work

[silent gale]

manybigcannons

You work as a pilot and earn 53

Reply #67

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as a janitor and earn 100

Reply #74

[unreal oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

plaxxum_84760

You take your dog for a walk and gain 98

Reply #636388

[unreal oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

plaxxum_84760

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 68

Reply #19

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mrpineapple122

A sudden gust of wind blows 90 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrpineapple122

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 290

Reply #635876

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrpineapple122

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 209 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrpineapple122

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

[mental cliff]

/wor

/work

[ripe badger]

Haha

[silent gale]

mcdoomoo

You work as a space lawyer and earn 76

Reply #6

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mrpineapple122

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.