After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
395 because they don't get paid enough
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After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
395 because they don't get paid enough
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
107 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
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85
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81 for your team winning!
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
393
/crime
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315.
/work
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82.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
181
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
263 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
92
/rob 632292811231854592
You robbed
227 from baine406.
/work
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/work
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76 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
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65
/work
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91.
/work
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52
/work
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92!
/crime
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442 in it.
/crime
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34
/slut
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0 for their medical fees.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
80!
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
195
/work
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91
/crime
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640.
/slut
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183
/slut
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140 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
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78
/work
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72
/slut
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282 and a sore ass.
/crime
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368 fine.
/crime
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434
/slut
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394 in total.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
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61 from your gullible followers.
/work
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60 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
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91
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
303 in hospital fees.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
545
/work
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74.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
229
/crime
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11 fine.
/work
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/bal
/work
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51 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
131.
/crime
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633 and an invitation to Anonymous
/crime
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0.
/work
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99 as in return!
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
246!
/work
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76 a day
/crime
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276
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
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0 for surgery.
/work
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/help
/work
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72!
/slut
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/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
82.
/crime
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311
/slut
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109 inside it
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
55.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
225 in hospital fees.
/work
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86
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
368 kiddo
/work
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81
/work
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71.
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
520
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
191.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob .theicewarrior
You robbed
362 from .theicewarrior.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
98.
/work
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53
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob silas arlo
You robbed
195 from baine406.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
390
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246.
/work
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62 from donations
/work
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93
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
98 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
77
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
298.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
296 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
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/work
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/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 seconds.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
31
Taxes collected! You have gained
55
/work
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71 for your vivid imagination.
/slut
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354 for the good time.
/work
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62 for your team winning!
/crime
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281
/work
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62 for your insight into the future.
/work
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55 from selling drinks
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
396.
/work
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82.
/rob Silas Arlo
You robbed
63 from baine406.
/work
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91.
/slut
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150 and a sore ass.
/crime
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344!
/work
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81!
/slut
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239.
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
588.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
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/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
70
/crime
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598
/slut
You rake in
264, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
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665.
/slut
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241
/work
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96
/work
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/slut
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/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
90
/work
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91.
/crime
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/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
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/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
87.
/work
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97 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
83
/work
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81 for streaming it online.
/slut
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357
/crime
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573
/crime
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287.
/work
You walk dogs for
96.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
326
/WORK
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65!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
174 and a real sore hangover.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
239.
/bal
/work
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56
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
206.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
267
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
64.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Silas
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - baine406
2 - silas2166
3 - khyfangbbing527
4 - phoenixsilas
5 - icocadaver
/1
Cancelled command.
/rob Silas
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - baine406
2 - silas2166
3 - khyfangbbing527
4 - phoenixsilas
5 - icocadaver
1
You robbed
225 from baine406.
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
688
/work
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75 for doing his job.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
240 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
89
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
100 in total.
/crime
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289
/slut
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203 to fix your leg
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
73.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
200 kiddo
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
0.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
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50
/crime
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290.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
325
/work
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60
/work
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90
/work
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82 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
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/work
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57
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
257
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
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0.
/crime
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571 fine!
/slut
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250 fine!
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
85
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
59
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
78!
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
185 to fix your leg
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
109
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
99
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
99
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
75.
/crime
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438
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
92!
/slut
Your friend pays you
232 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
623.
/work
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53
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
467
/slut
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314.
/slut
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127 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
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51!
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
301
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
514 to help him out.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
383
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
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90.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You went to work and gained
64
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
462.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
214.
/work
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71
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
87!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
285.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
97
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
232.
/work
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85
/slut
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/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
92
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
563
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
380.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
100 to clean the stains.
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
0.
/work
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94 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
82.
/dep all
/work
You walk dogs for
71.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
105 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
295
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
75
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 54 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 52 seconds.
/work
Just take the
55 and go...
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
267
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
254 on the way back.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
50!
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
313
/work
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59.
/work
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83 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/slut
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112
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
430
/work
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71
/work
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66
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 15 seconds.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
330!
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
601
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
73
/dep all
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
76.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
284
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
58
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
652.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
80.
/crime
You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making
532 before being caught
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
130
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
240.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
90
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
290 for their medical fees.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
606
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
57
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
61
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
172.
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
60 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
55
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
100
/work
You found
76 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/ rob Mr. worldwide
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
68 for it.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
76
You robbed
1 from _bloodborn..
/dep all
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
73 from selling drinks
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
471.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
215
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
80
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
83
/crime
You rob a bank for
625
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
357 in donations!
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
98.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
62 for your contributions !
You were caught attempting to rob fin0430, and have been fined
520.
damn u
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
271!
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
576 fine.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
90
/with all
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
82 when you got back home
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
93.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
407 to the orphanage.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
87
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
379 for their medical fees.
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
288 for more in game currency.
Ahhhhhhh
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
269 from the box of fares.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
230
You eat bananas for a living and get
80
/with 100
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
52
/work
You gave yourself
73 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
273 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
392
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
53
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
230
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
327
/Crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
292
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
83
/slut
An adult video site pays you
352 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
56
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
69
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
69 for sexual assault
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
61.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
396 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
394 fine!
/money
/work
You sell bananas for
73
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
384
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
268 from you.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
95
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
690 fine!
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
360 for your solid work.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
95
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
364.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
287.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
83 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
276 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
410
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
73
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
73 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
610
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
296.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
399 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
68
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
116!
;-;
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
339!
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
61
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
73 for your efforts!
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
255 from you as compensation.
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
312 when you wake up.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
200 to get it cured.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
66 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
266.
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
254
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
353
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
426
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
95
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
143 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
82.
/rob lana
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - lana_ped_35096
2 - bl00d_succa
3 - bananqq
4 - sancordaa
5 - xileanth
6 - lanarchy1681
7 - lanadelrey111
8 - lanaesme#2429
9 - lanareydelmar
/rob lana_ped_35096
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
200.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
228.
/rob real snek boii
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 15 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
559 stolen from you!
What why
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
90
/rob Dutch
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mainbluelobster
2 - thatoneguy_272
3 - laranaunai9767
4 - show_no_mercy_2
5 - thefordgamer
6 - souphyo
7 - mr_fizi134
8 - getinmamasita
9 - catfish_peckerbiter
10 - lkbells
Cancel
Cancelled command.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
215 on the way back to your ship.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.
/crime
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
340
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
340 fine!
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
380 to clean the stains.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
296 for their medical fees.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You are paid
641 to hit yourself.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
664
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
288.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
91 I think...
/slut
You found an extra
204 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
52 for your contributions !
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
55 .
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
95
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
73 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
85
/work
You worked and gained
54
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
688.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
333.
😐
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
251
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
85
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
336.
/rob
You attempted to rob reddacowboy, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
53 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
266
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
550.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
100
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
220
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
548
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 17 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 10 seconds.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - sneaky_creek
2 - sneaky_man.
3 - sneakyprawn
4 - sneakysneakwhoslunked
5 - sneakyxlesbian
6 - sneaky#8946
7 - sneaky10.
8 - sneakyboiiiii
9 - sneakydroid
10 - sneakyhouse#9046
Cancelled command.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob sneaks
You attempted to rob octanev2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
462
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
90
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
386!
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
85.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
51
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
431
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
137 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You are fined
200 for jaywalking
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
205
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
85 stashed inside one of them.
/rob Joker
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - joker_x90
2 - rvrdx
3 - chriss4294
4 - joker33777
5 - .joker6969
6 - zxc_q
7 - spacecowboy2058
8 - theachymorgan
9 - joker091650
10 - joker_xxx
/rob joker_xxx
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob joker_xxx, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Blud
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
65 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
295.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
61 .
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
369
/slut??
/slut
Your friend pays you
214 for you to worship her feet
/slut
You earned
187 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
269... yikes
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
59
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/help
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
63 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
94.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
107
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
582
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
70
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
80 trying to twerk.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
494
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
369
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
430 from the man's wallet.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
78 trying to twerk.
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
561
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
87 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You sell bananas for
77
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
665 from you!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
349!
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
99
After the guarma mission will I lose all of Arthur's money or will I get it back?
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
87, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
349
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
636.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
87
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
311.
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
300 on the market
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
219 trying to twerk.
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
200 but you really don't remember.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
70.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
193 for crossdressing
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
100
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
640
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
656
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
400 on medical bills.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
56 for tasting different types of tea.
/rob bob marley
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob joker
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - joker_x90
2 - rvrdx
3 - chriss4294
4 - joker33777
5 - .joker6969
6 - zxc_q
7 - spacecowboy2058
8 - theachymorgan
9 - joker091650
10 - joker_xxx
/rob joker091650
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob joker091650, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
147 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
79
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
396 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
483
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
467
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
390 fine.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
295 from you.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
55 for watching.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
261
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
82.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
608 in the process
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
98
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
78.
/work
You found
100 on the floor.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
80 for your efforts!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
85, as it was originally their job