#back-room
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HAHAHA
/work
You gave yourself
93 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
417 for safe keeping.
/bal
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
69
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
393 from the client
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
71
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
182 for surgery.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
93.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
60 off your performance.
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
496
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
371
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
67!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
96 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
63
/slut
You found an extra
286 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
409!
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
87 as in return!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
357!
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
522 kiddo
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
64
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
493 fine.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
69 under your pillow when you woke up
/rob @red sundial
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre#7138, and have been fined
497.
KDODFJ
LOL
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
50
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
151 in hospital fees.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
251
/rob La Luna~ ❤️
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob PhantomLord
You attempted to rob PhantomLord#2372, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
79
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
113!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
99
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
692
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
68
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
196 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
75
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
198.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
273
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
87
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
50
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
252
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
64
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
318
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
50 for your team winning!
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
76. Congrats!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
63 for doing his job.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
83
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
640
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
214
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
64
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
81. Good job.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
163
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
63.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
51.
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
100
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
86
/crime
You steal lamps for
677
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
158
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
77
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
658 when you wake up.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
333 from the men.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
51
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
72
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
256
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
586 worth of assets.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
61
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
382.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
466 when you fell over.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
137 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
89.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
74. Congrats!
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
55.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
62 for charity.
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
367
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
88!
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
85
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
330.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
420
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
64
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
478 in his jacket!
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
298.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
285
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
138!
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
64
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
391 from the men.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
99.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
209 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
52
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
55
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
382 arrives in the mail the next day.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
136 for your solid work.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
219 on medical bills.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
671
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
75!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
339 from the client
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
52
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
426
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
53
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
637
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
311 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
65
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
82 on the ground.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
655
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
205
/bal
/work
You work as an egg and earn
66
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
545
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
214 : D
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
70
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
81
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
51
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
58
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
75
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
87
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
93
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
632 of stolen merchandise
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
129 went down your toilet
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
70
/work
You work as the president and earn
65
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
96.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
66.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
78 off of donations.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
604 fine!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
87 for doing his job.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
281 to fix your leg
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
83.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
68.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
79
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
342!
/rob darknight
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - 𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫#8830
2 - dARKNIGHT#6319
3 - DarkNight96#6847
4 - DarkNightSunday#6539
1
You were caught attempting to rob 𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫#8830, and have been fined
685.
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Arizona#6660, and have been fined
571.
...
/work
You milk a cow for
82
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
77!
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
382 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
469
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
72
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
63
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
69 from selling drinks
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 51 seconds.
dang...
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
53
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
193
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
557
ouch 💔
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
59
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
67.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
583.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
158
/work
You sell your crab for
70, you monster
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
51
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
51
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
100
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
58
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
234
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
60
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
368 of stolen merchandise
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
97 for your efforts!
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
79
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
54
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
71
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
80
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
61
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
50 for it!
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
76
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
67
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
75
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
74
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
170 in return!
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
61
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
486 from you!
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
177 inside it
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob novaplayz#5498
You robbed
186 from Novaplayz#5498.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
73
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
247.
/rob ! X
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - ! X#1223
2 - ! xReasmyy#4352
3 - ! xÇhara#0075
1
You attempted to rob ! X#1223, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
64.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
286.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
86
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
66
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
51.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
81
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
77
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
74
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
199
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
71
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
77
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
652
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
251
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
66
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
90
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
290
Damn
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
153.
You eat bananas for a living and get
99
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
354
You've been fined
555 for trying to rob a poor person.
this is the most unfair shit
HAAAA
im in so much debt
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
299 worth of assets.
/Slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
84
Alr
/rob @grand cipher
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
DAMMIT
Hah
im stuck
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
82.
/work
You find
85 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
95 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
78
/work
You sell your crab for
52, you monster
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
Eww
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
100
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
92.
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
71
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
64
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
65
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
50
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
64
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
317
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
71 from donations
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
588 for the damage.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
79
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 20 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
94
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
61.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
71 I think...
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
283
/bal
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
91
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
64
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
386!
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
64
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
393 after.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
527
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
60 was earned.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
89 worth of scrap.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
259 to get it out
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
338
/work
You make a living selling weed for
52 a day
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
59
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
63
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
89
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
72
/work
You slept in a bed and found
95 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
59
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
63
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
60
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
51
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
57
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
92
WOOO
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
79
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
94 in your direction.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
69 on the ground.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
80
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
89
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
94
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
100
Aight
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
52
/slut
You rake in
121, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
100
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
371
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
208.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
100.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
72.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
100
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
98.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
52
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
72
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
53.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
80
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
316
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
615
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
96.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
88.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
83
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
291.
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
272.
/work
You find
85 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
78
/slut
You earned
237 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You hacked google and stole
628.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
315 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
87
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
260 in it.
Cool I got my money back
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
100.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
54
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
72
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
76
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
246.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
82
/slut
You earn
244 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
411
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
73
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
88.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
63
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
342.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
58
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
70
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
526 when you wake up.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
333 to have them cleaned
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
50
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
84
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
59
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
97 worth of scrap.
/work
You drive women to the store for
78
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
76
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
69
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
70
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
100 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
619 for damages
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
129
/work
You are paid
69 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
507 from unsuspecting investors.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
122 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
78
/Slut
Your friend pays you
236 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
67. Good job.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
498.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
51.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
80
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
56
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
252 kiddo
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
334
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
67
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
66
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
63
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
525 to make up for it
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
238 to get it out
omg
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
88.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
90 for watching.
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
125
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
311
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
90
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
67
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
91
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
379.
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
167 at you.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
559
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
377.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
79
/rob Silas Arlo
You robbed
243 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
67
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
81.
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
493 fine
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
262.
/work
You walk dogs for
54.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
442
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
114.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
607.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
212 and a sore ass.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
78. The students loved you!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
74 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
85
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
95 on the way back home!
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
86, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You walk dogs for
54.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
110
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
117.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
53.
/dep all
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
362
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
81
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
60
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
212 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
329
/work
You were farming and earned
80
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
75 was earned.
/work
A drunk man pays you
53 to walk backwards.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
82
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
81
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
651 .
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
277
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
75
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
65 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
79
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
100
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
69
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
59
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
88
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
78
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
67
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
90
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
641 fine.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
304 at you.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
71
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
100
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
279
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
535.
fuck u
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
55!
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
78
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
56
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
63
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
74
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
98 for your struggles.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
67
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
98, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
183 from you.
/slut
/crime
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
280 to get it cured.
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
250! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
70 for your work.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
255
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
72 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
75.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
79
/work
You found
53 on the floor.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
77
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
72!
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
90.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
78
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
66
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
61 .
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
95!
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
93!
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
78
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
90
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
50.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
87, albeit reluctantly.
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
78
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
95 in your direction.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
81
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
83.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
79
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
62 worth of scrap.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
91 under your pillow when you woke up
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
66
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
62
/work
You sell your crab for
68, you monster
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
80.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
63.
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
335
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
113 for your hard work.
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
571.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
90.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
81
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
80
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
69
/rob Silas Arlo
You robbed
323 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
265
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
140 fine!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
56
/work
You receive a check of
62 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
51.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
71 😃
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
56
/work
You clean the chimney and find
68.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
74
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
283
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
85!
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
307
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
57
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
74
/work
You got out of bed. Have
84
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
52
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
97
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
85
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
97
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
73 near one of the potatoes
/work
You walk dogs for
67.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
58
/work