#back-room
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You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
203.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
58 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You milk a cow for
90
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
522
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
315 to your Patreon
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
75
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
365!
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
87 on the floor.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
477 worth of assets.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
55
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
65.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
92
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
80 from your peers.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
87
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
642
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
96
/work
You sell bananas for
90
You work as a beefeater and earn
71
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
82 anyway.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
82.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
57
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
301 fine!
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
95 anyway.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
211 : D
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
62
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
363, have fun
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
349
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
463
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
204 to your Patreon!
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
62.
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
78 from selling drinks
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
646 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
155
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
61. Good job.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
81
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
666 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
198 from the client
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
78
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
66 for helping them out.
/work
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
76
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
77.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
68!
/work
You sell bananas for
73
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
96
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
85 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You found
59 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
84
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
85.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
96
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
95 for watching.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
122
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
681.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
88
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You found
93 on the floor.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
64 as in return!
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
341
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
323!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
76
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
62.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
68
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
87
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
66
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
85
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
54.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
56.
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
65
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
98.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
348.
/work
A drunk man pays you
64 to walk backwards.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
86!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
61
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
238
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
267
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
60
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
99.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
316 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
552 of stolen merchandise
/work
You gave yourself
92 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
77.
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
307
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
377.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
66
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
88
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
532.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
341!
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
75 for it.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
348
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
657
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
476
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
165.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
63 .
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
65
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
58
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
55
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
97 when you got back home
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
88
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
292
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
79
/slut
You rake in
250, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
68.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
305.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
289
/bal
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
85.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
578
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
361.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
94!
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
90
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
144
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
319
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
80 for your team winning!
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
426
/slut
You earn
143 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
56
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
459
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
224 for the night.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
141.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
93
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
447 in hospital expenses...
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
95
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
212 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
573 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
96
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
297.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
72 for your work.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
73
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
80
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
67
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
440
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
166.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
52.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
80 because we pity you.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/work
81 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
64 in profits
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
580
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
87
/slut
You take it up the ass for
260
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
97
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
69
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
58
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
87. Congrats!
/work
You drive women to the store for
66
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
92
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
78.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
59!
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
75!
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
50 for watching.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
306 in the process
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
261.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
79.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
83
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
81. The students loved you!
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
95, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
55
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
79
/slut
You take it up the ass for
140
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
305 taken away from you!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
60.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
71 for your team winning!
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
94.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
650
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
95
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
78.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
59
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
93 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
373!
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
152 to have them cleaned
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
96 for your contributions !
/work
You slept in a bed and found
50 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
53. Good job.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
84 in profits
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
78.
/work
You battled and gained
90.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
301 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
499 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
99
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
67
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
70
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
60
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
74
/WORK
You do some work around the house for
92
oops
/work
You work as the president and earn
57
doing well today thank you!
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
84 for your services.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
56
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
61 for doing it
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
60
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
90.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
83!
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
376.
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
556.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
71
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
55 to help fund the project!
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
77!
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
640.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
294, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
550.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
212
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
57
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
60 worth of scrap.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
365 arrives in the mail the next day.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
315 and a sore ass.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
71 for your work.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
73
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
90, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
615
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
231!
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
52.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
52!
/work
Just take the
70 and go...
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
199 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
61
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
61
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
77.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
257
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
246 in order to keep quiet about it.
You sell your crab for
54, you monster
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
66
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
579
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
389 to restock.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
58
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
73
/crime
You were fined
362 for slacking in school!
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
217!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
176.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
292 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
67!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
66
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
400.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
410
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
85.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
371 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
123 and a sore ass.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
296 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
70
/work
You clean the chimney and find
60.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
224.
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
612!
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
62
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
346
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
74.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
243 and maybe chlamydia.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
356 at you.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
74!
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
78 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
82
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
94
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
68 for your team winning!
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
83
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
69
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
50 .
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
63. Good job.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
93
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
59
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
51
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
77
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
74 off your new game.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You went to work and gained
95
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
640.
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/bal
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
77 for your hard work
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
615 stolen from you!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
276
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
62
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
73
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
81
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
85, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
72 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
56 for your team winning!
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
57 from donations
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
88!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
77
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
77.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
639
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
197.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
65
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
374
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
59
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
140 in total.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
87.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
59 off your performance.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
95 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
76
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
70
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
55
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
81
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
75
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
98
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
52
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
50 though.
/bal
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
64 on the ground.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
68
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a model and earn
92
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
50
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
52
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
490 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
87
/work
You gave yourself
89 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
71
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
488
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
144.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
73
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
52
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
52.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
81
/work
You work all day at the factory
98
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
540
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
82.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
121
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
58!
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
51!
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
83
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
94.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
419
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
274!
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
70, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
67
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
53
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
120
/crime
You steal
522 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
58 was earned.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
92.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
72
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
68
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
54
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
86
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
61
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
92
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
691
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
57
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
65
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
51
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
507
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
331
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
655 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
279
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
100
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
66 for the hard work
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
348, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
499
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
85 for your services.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
78
/work
You got featured and won
72
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
454, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
390
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
245!
/work
You went to work and gained
52
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
95
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
66
/work
You worked overtime for
91
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
68!
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
61.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
53.
/work
You cannot work for 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
54
/work
You got featured and won
57
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
88!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
99.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
73
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
105
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
609 when you wake up.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
54
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
71!
/work
You battled and gained
73.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
95 in your direction.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
90 for doing his job.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
87
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
73
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
91.
/work
You drive women to the store for
65
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
69
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
75.
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
95
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
84.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
275.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
114
/work
You become a game developer and raised
59 for charity.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
77.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
228!
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
414.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
94 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
93.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
95 off of donations.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
70 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
352.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
128.
/work
You found
99 on the floor.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
82.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
96.
/work
You were farming and earned
53
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
53!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
51
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
52
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You dabbed.
468 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
142.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
58
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
100
You did a fundraiser and raised
75
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
65.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
61.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
55
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
71
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
52 near one of the potatoes
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
330
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
97
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
88 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
62
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
93.
/work