ToxicGreenPentagram#0794
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 
59.
#back-room
silent galeBOT
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794
craggy jetty
/slut
silent galeBOT
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794
You do a good deepthroating and earn 219 from the client
kamile#7910
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 84
kamile#7910
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 228!
kamile#7910
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 424
limber flint
/work
silent galeBOT
D1ana#3550
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 86. The students loved you!
limber flint
/crime
silent galeBOT
D1ana#3550
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for 445
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 66 from your peers.
ember oracle
Can I please opt out from this bot thing
I keep getting pings from here
And no, notification settings only hides @ everyone from me, direct pings at my name still goes through
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 94!
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You work as a cross dresser model and earn 60
wet token
/work
silent galeBOT
Akimbo#8663
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 90.
wet token
/work
silent galeBOT
Akimbo#8663
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 91.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a comedian and earn 79
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
1ron#0790
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 380 or go to jail.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
1ron#0790
You work as the namer of clouds and earn 77
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
1ron#0790
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 321 in a baggie next to you.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 80! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
gusty hollow
/rob @plain robin
silent galeBOT
KillR_B-KLLD#0082
You were caught attempting to rob RASPUTIN-4#0888, and have been fined 631.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work at the strip club and earn 190.
gusty hollow
/slut
silent galeBOT
KillR_B-KLLD#0082
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 191
gusty hollow
/work
silent galeBOT
KillR_B-KLLD#0082
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 52
gusty hollow
/crime
silent galeBOT
KillR_B-KLLD#0082
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 354
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 95
shy cliff
/work
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 90.
shy cliff
/crime
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 528.
shy cliff
/slut
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 140 in return!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 58 from your peers.
gusty hollow
/work
silent galeBOT
KillR_B-KLLD#0082
You make a living selling weed for 72 a day
gusty hollow
/crime
silent galeBOT
KillR_B-KLLD#0082
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 40 seconds.
gusty hollow
/slut
silent galeBOT
KillR_B-KLLD#0082
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 28 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 84 on the way back home!
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 74
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 76 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 64
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 77.
visual remnant
/work
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 82.
visual remnant
/slut
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
An adult video site pays you 195 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
visual remnant
/slut
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
visual remnant
/work
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
visual remnant
/crime
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 693 of stolen merchandise
visual remnant
/crime
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
silent galeBOT
NOT Smiler#6416
You steal 681 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
NOT Smiler#6416
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
NOT Smiler#6416
You work as a help desk technician and earn 53
NOT Smiler#6416
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
NOT Smiler#6416
You robbed 641 from Baine406#5491.
NOT Smiler#6416
You go down on that rich kid and earn 399
NOT Smiler#6416
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
NOT Smiler#6416
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 28 seconds.
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 70
NOT Smiler#6416
Cancelled command.
NOT Smiler#6416
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
NOT Smiler#6416
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 53 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 96
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 99
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 97 I think...
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 70
cloud adder
/WORK
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a high school student with no life. Have 88 because we pity you.
cloud adder
/slut
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 212.
cloud adder
/crime
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 538 arrives in the mail the next day.
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
57 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 67.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 63 for all your items.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 68
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 78
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 608. Great job.
worn moss
/rob de eye of eyeness
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot rob yourself!
worn moss
/rob Dutch Van Der Linde
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
thick jewel
/work
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 61 stashed inside one of them.
thick jewel
/crime
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 339
thick jewel
/slut
worn moss
/rob A crying seal
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 351!
de eye of eyeness#1998
You were caught attempting to rob A crying seal#4275, and have been fined 529.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.
worn moss
/rob A crying seal
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
worn moss
/slut
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You licked SpongeBob's feet for 208!
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 34 seconds.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You work as a starving college student, you found 55 on the ground.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 67, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 77
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 85, albeit reluctantly.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You bake cupcakes and receive 93
cinder crater
/work
silent galeBOT
Meursault#5919
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 63.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 56
Solavellan#5442
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 58
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 100 near one of the potatoes
true cargo
/work
silent galeBOT
Packrat#6652
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 89
true cargo
/crime
silent galeBOT
Packrat#6652
You rob from a bank and gained 556 for escaping without being caught
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 83 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 53
silent galeBOT
kamile#7910
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 77 for the hard work
kamile#7910
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 254 in total.
kamile#7910
You sell your kidney on the black market for 607
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 70, it must be your lucky day!
silent galeBOT
kamile#7910
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 84 for your contributions !
kamile#7910
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 372 to fuck the girls inside.
kamile#7910
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for 384
cosmic widget
/crime
silent galeBOT
BuckinBronco#1373
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 537 for offending the soccer mom.
silent galeBOT
NLE#9993
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 95 on the way back home!
NLE#9993
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 400.
NLE#9993
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining 484
heavy hearth
/buy
wheat talon
/work
silent galeBOT
СПАРТА#1657
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 50.
wheat talon
/slut
silent galeBOT
СПАРТА#1657
You earn 348 for giving some succ (the good kind)
ebon ibex
/Work
silent galeBOT
AALKSHEK#2794
You worked as a bartender, and earned 66 from selling drinks
ebon ibex
/crime
silent galeBOT
AALKSHEK#2794
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 434.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 99 for your struggles.
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 92 from ad revenue.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You clean off the counters and get paid 64
kamile#7910
You sweep the floor and get paid 85
kamile#7910
You give excellent head and earn a solid 211.
kamile#7910
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 566 to clean it up.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 56
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 99 from your peers.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as a wine taster and earn 68
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You bombed Antarctica and received 491
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 385 to fuck the girls inside.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 55
broken sorrel
/slut
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 272 : D
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 57
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 50.
craggy jetty
/work
silent galeBOT
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 51 from ad revenue.
craggy jetty
/slut
silent galeBOT
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794
You licked SpongeBob's feet for 130!
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You sell V-bucks and make 72!
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 356 and maybe chlamydia.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 591
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 74.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 50 for your contributions !
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 10 seconds.
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 3 seconds.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
Darty#1316
You got cloned for science. You earned 89
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
Darty#1316
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 479 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
Darty#1316
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 209
silent galeBOT
kamile#7910
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 74.
kamile#7910
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 360.
kamile#7910
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 61 from your peers.
kamile#7910
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth 472
kamile#7910
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 56
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 81 to help fund the project!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 90 stashed inside one of them.
wheat peak
/work
silent galeBOT
ZEZOCA#4656
You work as a child birth educator and earn 63
wheat peak
/crime
silent galeBOT
ZEZOCA#4656
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for 392
wheat peak
/slut
silent galeBOT
ZEZOCA#4656
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 375.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 57
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 299
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a starving college student, you found 88 on the ground.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 368
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a dog food taster and earn 62
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 90!
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 80
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 68.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as crisis actor and earn 61.
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You earned 363 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 69
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You break a window in New York for 429.
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You fucked up, and have been fined 134
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 64 for the hard work
true cargo
/work
silent galeBOT
Packrat#6652
You work as a parkour specialist and earn 65
true cargo
/crime
silent galeBOT
Packrat#6652
A woman gave you 492, for killing her husband!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a child birth educator and earn 61
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 90
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 48 seconds.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You hacked this server and got 553.
turbid portal
/work
silent galeBOT
vaktis#0627
You fail at work, but your boss pays you 69 out of pity.
turbid portal
/work
silent galeBOT
vaktis#0627
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
silent galeBOT
vaktis#0627
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 636
turbid portal
/slut
silent galeBOT
vaktis#0627
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 200 and a real sore hangover.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional snail racer and win 58
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 69 and given a bottle of wine.
cobalt ferry
/work
silent galeBOT
Rudy332247#5098
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 97
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 78
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked overtime for 93
shy cliff
/work
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 98 anyway.
shy cliff
/crime
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
You find 630 laying on the street and take it
shy cliff
/slut
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 128 for a new one.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a water slide tester and earn 99
cloud adder
/slut
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 386
cloud adder
/crime
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 372.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an engineer and earn 84
broken sorrel
/crime
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 416
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 88
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 99
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 91.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 84.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You sell your crab for 75, you monster
cloud adder
/slut
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 287
cloud adder
/crime
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 459
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 85
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 78!
silent galeBOT
NOT Smiler#6416
You made a great pun! Take this 87.
NOT Smiler#6416
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 539
NOT Smiler#6416
You attempted to rob Solavellan#5442, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 61.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 66
visual remnant
/slut
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 321, and you go ahead with it.
visual remnant
/work
silent galeBOT
⚠ Deleted ⚠#4241
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 90. Congrats!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 81.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a taxi driver and earn 83
silent galeBOT
kamile#7910
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 92
kamile#7910
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 320.
kamile#7910
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 342 in payment for a cleaner.
wheat talon
/work
silent galeBOT
СПАРТА#1657
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 56 off your performance.
wheat talon
/slut
silent galeBOT
СПАРТА#1657
You work at the strip club and earn 251.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You make a living selling weed for 88 a day
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found 291 on the ground in the parking lot.
worn moss
/rob jamdan10
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You attempted to rob jamdan10#8867, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
worn moss
/rob Avocado
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 48 minutes.
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 57 seconds.
worn moss
/slut
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 194.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 67
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You develop games for a living and earn 88.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as a sewer inspector and earn 78
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 331 : D
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 689
supple egret
/work
silent galeBOT
the original yeehaw vampire#3636
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 55!
supple egret
/slut
silent galeBOT
the original yeehaw vampire#3636
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 258
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 51.
kamile#7910
You bought and sold items and profited 82
kamile#7910
You rob a convenience store for 414
kamile#7910
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 197 to get it cured.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 59
broken sorrel
/slut
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 326 for your solid work.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 74 for your services.
kamile#7910
You work as crisis actor and earn 94.
kamile#7910
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 42 seconds.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 90.
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 166 from the men.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 645 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
cinder crater
/work
silent galeBOT
Meursault#5919
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 82 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
cinder crater
/crime
silent galeBOT
Meursault#5919
You steal 577 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 97
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 80 for a good job.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as an Irish dancer and earn 50
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 56 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 71.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You battled and gained 88.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a help desk technician and earn 73
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You work as a water slide tester and earn 55
river lava
/crime
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 519
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find 442 worth of assets.
river lava
/crime
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 63!
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
river lava
/rob
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
river lava
/slut
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 107.
worn moss
/slut
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 211 for public indecency.
worn moss
/rob jamdan10
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You've been fined 580 for trying to rob a poor person.
river lava
/rob “de eye of eyeness”
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You've been fined 697 for trying to rob a poor person.
river lava
/Russian-roulette
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
russian-roulette <bet>
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 9 seconds.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 16 seconds.
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 9 seconds.
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 82
river lava
/slut
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 33 seconds.
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
river lava
/rob de eye of eyeness
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 52 minutes.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 94.
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 47 seconds.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You work as a police officer and earn 58
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 63 worth of scrap.
silent galeBOT
kamile#7910
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 100!
kamile#7910
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 403 for more in game currency.
kamile#7910
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 219
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 65
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 78 from ad revenue.
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 180
river lava
/crime
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
river lava
/slut
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 15 seconds.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 83 for your hard work
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You work all day at the factory 69
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You develop games and earn 54.
worn moss
/rob alf
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
worn moss
6070
silent galeBOT
Cancelled command.
worn moss
/rob alf#6070
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 3 minutes.
river lava
/crime
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot commit a crime for 38 seconds.
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot commit a crime for 51 seconds.
river lava
/rob alf#6070
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 3 minutes.
river lava
/crime
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of 461! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with 608
river lava
/slut
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot be a slut for 46 seconds.
worn moss
/slut
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot be a slut for 51 seconds.
river lava
/slut
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot be a slut for 11 seconds.
river lava
/slut
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You earn 223 for giving some succ (the good kind)
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 48 seconds.
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 90
river lava
/work
silent galeBOT
jamdan10#8867
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 29 seconds.
worn moss
/slut
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You flashed your tits while streaming and received 284 in donations!
worn moss
/crime jamdan10
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 40 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 67, albeit reluctantly.
silent galeBOT
kamile#7910
You work as a street performer and earn 54
kamile#7910
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 42 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional wine taster and earn 54.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You cannot work for 1 minute.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 93
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You dig around in your yard and gain 81
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 88!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You bake cupcakes and receive 68
upper crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You find 255 laying on the street and take it
upper crest
/work
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 88
upper crest
/work
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 86!
upper crest
/work
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 55.
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 56 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 83
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 95 for your work.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You clean off the chairs and get paid 77
upper crest
/WORK
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 52
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 85
shy cliff
/work
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 62 for all your items.
shy cliff
/crime
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 540
shy cliff
/slut
silent galeBOT
JoshDash#7847
You fucked a traffic cone and found 114 inside it
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a child birth educator and earn 74
Solavellan#5442
Your pimp gives you an extra 319
Solavellan#5442
You got caught raiding and got fined 256
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You sell bananas for 78
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You found 78 on the floor.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You eat bananas for a living and get 76
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You suggest something good and get rewarded 89
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You couldn't get it up and lost 212
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a 350 fine!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You help clean a horses stable for 59
solar comet
/work
silent galeBOT
falky0002#4985
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 86
solar comet
/crime
silent galeBOT
falky0002#4985
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 524
solar comet
/slut
silent galeBOT
falky0002#4985
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 109.
upper crest
/work
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 82 for doing his job.
upper crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for 575
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 62!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a parkour specialist and earn 72
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 50
cloud adder
/slut
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 332 in a baggie next to you.
cloud adder
/crime
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 677
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 57 seconds.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 7 seconds.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 93.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You were farming and earned 52
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 69
celest glade
/work
silent galeBOT
SerpentileScope#0060
You work at a lamp store and earn 59
celest glade
/work
silent galeBOT
SerpentileScope#0060
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
celest glade
/work
silent galeBOT
SerpentileScope#0060
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 96 for your team winning!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional cuddler and earn 74
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 70
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You work as a Penguinologist and earn 100
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 337 to your Patreon
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You steal 488 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 84. Good job!
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 9 seconds.
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 7 seconds.
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 62 for doing his job.
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 278, and you go ahead with it.
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 651
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 56!
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You take it up the ass for 122
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 491 for damages
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 67 for your hard work
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 58.
kamile#7910
You worked for the Police and earned 68
kamile#7910
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 214 for your hard work.
kamile#7910
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 572
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 96
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 322 in order to keep quiet about it.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 454
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 85
upper crest
/work
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 95.
upper crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for 547
upper crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 320 on the way back to your ship.
cinder crow
/WORK
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 68 worth of scrap.
upper crest
/work
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 26 seconds.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 43 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional worker and earn 61.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 82. The students loved you!
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 82
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 141
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 263
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 69 when you got back home
silent galeBOT
Zolo-#3857
You battled and gained 72.
Zolo-#3857
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 512
Zolo-#3857
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 264
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional worker and earn 83.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an Irish dancer and earn 74
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 83
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 68
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You get a commission request, the payment is 61.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You dig around in your yard and gain 64
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You work as a human statue and earn 83
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 98 though.
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 311.
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for 446
hybrid siren
/bal
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You clean off the counters and get paid 63
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as an elephant dresser and earn 99
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 171 on your way out of the locker room.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 661 on the way back.
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 50
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 76
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 38 seconds.
cinder crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 42 seconds.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 64!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 51 for watching.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 89, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 54.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a child birth educator and earn 94
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 65.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 80!
solar comet
/work
silent galeBOT
falky0002#4985
You found 60 lying on the floor in General Chat!
silent galeBOT
falky0002#4985
You give excellent head and earn a solid 350.
solar comet
/crime
silent galeBOT
falky0002#4985
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal 276!
solar comet
/rob User670#9501
silent galeBOT
falky0002#4985
You were caught attempting to rob User670#9501, and have been fined 332.
cinder crater
/work
silent galeBOT
Meursault#5919
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 94 from your peers.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as the president and earn 90
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a comedian and earn 94
broken sorrel
/slut
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 248
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 93 for it.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 90.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
Your level got featured epic and you won 78
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You serve the customers and receive 92
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 75
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 212
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 413.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 80.
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You get a commission request, the payment is 62.
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 43 seconds.
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 41 seconds.
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You develop games and earn 85.
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 398.
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 584.
thick jewel
/work
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You went to work and gained 63
thick jewel
/crime
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 513
thick jewel
/slut
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 400.
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 59!
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an engineer and earn 78
thick jewel
/work
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You battled and gained 79.
thick jewel
/dep all
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 79
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 150
barren hemlock
/slut
silent galeBOT
The_Hog_Rider#1250
You do a good deepthroating and earn 292 from the client
barren hemlock
/work
silent galeBOT
The_Hog_Rider#1250
You clean off the chairs and get paid 85
barren hemlock
/crime
silent galeBOT
The_Hog_Rider#1250
You sell your first mixtape and earn 283
silent galeBOT
kamile#7910
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 96 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
kamile#7910
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 122
kamile#7910
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 583. Great job.
thick jewel
/work
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 95
thick jewel
/crime
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 568
thick jewel
/slut
silent galeBOT
junie#0941
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 328 in order to keep quiet about it.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 72.
worn moss
/rob jamdan10
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You attempted to rob jamdan10#8867, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
worn moss
/rob junie
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
worn moss
/rob junie#0941
silent galeBOT
Cancelled command.
de eye of eyeness#1998
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You work as a professional snail racer and win 92
worn moss
/slut
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You fucked a traffic cone and found 364 inside it
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 307
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You become a game developer and raised 95 for charity.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as an egg and earn 98
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 98.
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 232.
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find 294!
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 82
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 10 seconds.
cinder crow
/WORK
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 97
cinder crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 38 seconds.
river sorrel
/slut
silent galeBOT
zain#0892
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 326.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 58
cinder crow
/work
silent galeBOT
WIJUOSCAR#7834
You get a commission request, the payment is 84.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 70
supple wadi
/crime
silent galeBOT
cableguy14#9690
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 271
supple wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
cableguy14#9690
You gave yourself 69 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
supple wadi
/rob zain#0892
silent galeBOT
cableguy14#9690
You robbed 260 from zain#0892.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 67
supple wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
cableguy14#9690
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 3 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 94
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You battled and gained 60.
fresh pewter
/work
silent galeBOT
DeathNugget69#5623
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 86.
fresh pewter
/slut
silent galeBOT
DeathNugget69#5623
You found an extra 194 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
fresh pewter
/crime
silent galeBOT
DeathNugget69#5623
You are fined 312 for jaywalking
worn moss
/work
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You work as a zoologist and earn 56
worn moss
/slut
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 343 for having your junk out.
worn moss
/crime
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for 630
worn moss
/rob random
silent galeBOT
de eye of eyeness#1998
worn moss
/rob DeathNugget69
silent galeBOT
Cancelled command.
de eye of eyeness#1998
You attempted to rob DeathNugget69#5623, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 93, as it was originally their job
kamile#7910
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 76.
kamile#7910
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 276
kamile#7910
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 353.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 55
broken sorrel
/slut
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a cunning linguist and earn 273
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You get a commission request, the payment is 67.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 72 on the floor.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 86 from ad revenue.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 97
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 61
supple wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
cableguy14#9690
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 71.
supple wadi
/crime
silent galeBOT
cableguy14#9690
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 612 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
supple wadi
/rob Baine406#5491
silent galeBOT
cableguy14#9690
You robbed 257 from Baine406#5491.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 69
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work as a bed warmer and earn 96
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You made a great pun! Take this 87.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 68
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 64
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You work as a help desk technician and earn 82
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 87
cloud adder
/work
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 12 seconds.
silent galeBOT
Solavellan#5442
You drive women to the store for 65
hoary kiln
/work
silent galeBOT
_NIAG#9993
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 64 to help fund the project!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
Baine406#5491
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 80
dry garden
/work
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 98 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
dry garden
/slut
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
Your condom supply runs out and you pay 100 to restock.
dry garden
/crime
silent galeBOT
CamHam#7924
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for 365