#back-room

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austere glacier
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/work

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DK7#4137

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash54 I think...

austere glacier
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash219

austere glacier
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🗿

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash81 on the floor.

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash82.

gaunt gull
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/slut

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Steven987#3299

You become a pimp and earn Cash283!

gaunt gull
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/Crime

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Steven987#3299

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed Cash595

gaunt gull
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F the Gas price

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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a street performer and earn Cash92

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash64

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash76

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash63

bronze drift
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/crime

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Ze#9896

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your Cash389 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

bronze drift
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash187.

bronze drift
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash58 for your struggles.

solar comet
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/rob @sweet pecan

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falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash750 from Bigmadmex76#4488.

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash93

solar comet
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/slut

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falky0002#4985

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash233 for surgery.

solar comet
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/crime

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falky0002#4985

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is Cash644.

wheat talon
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/work

silent galeBOT
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СПАРТА#1657

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash58.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash53

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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𝗔𝗻𝘂𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘀𝘆𓂀#4000

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash87.

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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𝗔𝗻𝘂𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘀𝘆𓂀#4000

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash199!

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash96 and given a bottle of wine.

slow linden
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/work

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DoggieFluff#7088

You made a great pun! Take this Cash56.

slow linden
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/slut

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DoggieFluff#7088

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash322 to get it repaired.

slow linden
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/crime

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DoggieFluff#7088

You bombed Antarctica and received Cash568

slow linden
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/work

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DoggieFluff#7088

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You sell V-bucks and make Cash90!

manic pasture
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/work

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noppy#8744

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash57

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash64

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash53

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash72 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash54

solar comet
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/slut

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falky0002#4985

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash148

solar comet
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/rob @austere pecan

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 23 seconds.

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash513

gaunt gull
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/Work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

stopwatch You cannot work for 21 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash81 because we pity you.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Domkgh#1156

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash51.

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Domkgh#1156

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash132

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 43 seconds.

cloud adder
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash343

cloud adder
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

Your friend pays you Cash287 for you to worship her feet

austere pecan
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/rob @solar comet

silent galeBOT
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Skeetbang#1813

xmark You attempted to rob falky0002#4985, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

austere pecan
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Skeetbang#1813

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash149 and maybe chlamydia.

solar comet
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/rob fin@0430

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 59 seconds.

wheat talon
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/work

silent galeBOT
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СПАРТА#1657

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash72!

wheat talon
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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СПАРТА#1657

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash207

solar comet
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/rob fin#0430

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash1,860 from fin#0430.

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash77.

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash390.

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash686 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash96 for your contributions !

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash67

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash61 in your direction.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Domkgh#1156

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash73.

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Domkgh#1156

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash334.

oak wraith
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Liamksouthwest#3148

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made Cash276 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work all day at the factory Cash66

bronze drift
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You sell bananas for Cash55

bronze drift
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for Cash645 on the market

bronze drift
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash212.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash85

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash89!

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash168

bronze drift
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/Rob @dry crest

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Orizafe27#0042, and have been fined Cash382.

bronze drift
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/rob @manic geyser

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

manic geyser
bronze drift
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xDD

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a comedian and earn Cash61

bronze drift
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash88.

bronze drift
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 57 seconds.

bronze drift
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 58 seconds.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash89 worth of scrap.

solar comet
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/rob Hamster#60411

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

solar comet
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/rob Hamster#6041

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 13 minutes and 55 seconds.

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash75

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash61

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash94. Good job.

solar comet
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/rob Hamster#6041

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Hamster#6041, and have been fined Cash306.

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash86.

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 42 seconds.

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 2 seconds.

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 42 seconds.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash56

bronze drift
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash110

bronze drift
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🤣🤣

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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash58 for your team winning!

bronze drift
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You robbed a church and made Cash665.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash71 and given a bottle of wine.

solar comet
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/rob Hamster#6041

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 44 minutes and 12 seconds.

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash82 worth of scrap.

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined Cash612.

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash329

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash59

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash51

solar comet
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/slut

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falky0002#4985

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash153 in a baggie next to you.

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You steal a child's piggy bank for Cash466

solar comet
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/rob Hamster#6041

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash535 from Hamster#6041.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work for a private military company, earning Cash64

wheat talon
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/work

silent galeBOT
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СПАРТА#1657

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash66

wheat talon
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/slut

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СПАРТА#1657

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash345 to your Patreon!

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash69

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash62. Good job!

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash83

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash54 stashed inside one of them.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash82

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 54 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 10 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash75.

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash100.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash79

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash57 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

austere glacier
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/work

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DK7#4137

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash55

gaunt gull
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash154!

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 41 seconds.

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash76. The students loved you!

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash63 for your hard work

solar comet
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/slut

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falky0002#4985

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash394

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash423

bronze drift
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You see an old woman drop Cash530, and take it!

bronze drift
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/slut

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Ze#9896

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash350

bronze drift
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/work

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Ze#9896

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash90

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash67

solar comet
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/rob Ithyphallic#0408

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash981 from Ithyphallic#0408.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as an engineer and earn Cash54

austere spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Topaz240#0785

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash64

austere spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Topaz240#0785

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

austere spoke
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/rob

silent galeBOT
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Topaz240#0785

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

austere spoke
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Topaz240#0785

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash351 fine!

austere spoke
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Topaz240#0785

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash280!

austere spoke
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/money

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Topaz240#0785

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.

austere spoke
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/bal

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash80 for it!

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You sell V-bucks and make Cash53!

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash147!

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash265 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

solar comet
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/rob Ithyphallic#0408

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 32 minutes and 27 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash86 😃

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash59

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash65 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash59 for a good job.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash56

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash77

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You develop games for a living and earn Cash85.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 26 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash80.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a police officer and earn Cash73

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a streamer and gain Cash51 from donations

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash98

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash51.

austere glacier
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash302 for your solid work.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash65

languid summit
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/work

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marryme#7293

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash82

languid summit
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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marryme#7293

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash240

languid summit
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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marryme#7293

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined Cash686

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash97

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash63

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash55

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash70

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 57 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 58 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 24 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 14 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You work as the president and earn Cash62

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You work in Greggs and earn Cash68

austere glacier
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You're hired as a hitman for Cash395

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You battled and gained Cash93.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash62!

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash90 for your work.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 10 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash100 for doing his job.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You made a great pun! Take this Cash82.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You made a great pun! Take this Cash93.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash63.

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash98!

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You get paid Cash135 for crossdressing

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had Cash503 stolen from you!

solar comet
#

/rob Ithyphallic#0408

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash586 from Ithyphallic#0408.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash59 near one of the potatoes

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You worked and gained Cash59

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You work as an egg and earn Cash86

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash60.

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash100

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash358 in donations!

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found Cash598 on the ground in the parking lot.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash65

austere glacier
#

/workj

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash92.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You made a great pun! Take this Cash66.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a pilot and earn Cash93

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You got featured and won Cash55

bronze drift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash277

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash531 or go to jail.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash73

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash57

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You sell bananas for Cash98

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash91

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a janitor and earn Cash62

gaunt gull
#

/dep all

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash70

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash74 I think...

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash76 from ad revenue.

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash111!

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash412

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash99

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash74, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 7 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash63.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash54 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You develop games for a living and earn Cash89.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 29 seconds.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash79

still plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Several People#9493

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash194

still plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Several People#9493

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

still plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Several People#9493

You worked overtime for Cash84

still plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Several People#9493

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

still plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Several People#9493

You got caught raiding and got fined Cash690

still plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Several People#9493

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

still plank
#

/rob @still plank

silent galeBOT
#
Several People#9493

xmark You cannot rob yourself!

still plank
#

Thought so

half kiln
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Wicket#7059

You rob another server for Cash261

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You robbed a bank and secured Cash490.

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash55

bronze drift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash216 to fix your leg

limpid pollen
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
JX#2079

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash268 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

limpid pollen
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
JX#2079

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash72.

limpid pollen
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
JX#2079

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash279... yikes

limpid pollen
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
JX#2079

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

limpid pollen
#

/rob @half kiln

silent galeBOT
#
JX#2079

check You robbed Cash602 from Wicket#7059.

limpid pollen
#

Sorry bro

#

Lol

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash97.

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash228

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined Cash468

solar comet
#

/rob Tubbis

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash1,112 from Tubbis#3739.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash73

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash58

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash227.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for Cash519

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash96

solar comet
#

/rob Weyfu#0053

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 32 minutes and 58 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash62. The students loved you!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash99 off your performance.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash59

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash85.

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
emily ❦#3047

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash85

old flax
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
emily ❦#3047

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash251

bronze drift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash395.

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash70 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you Cash282 to help him out.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash63

craggy jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash301.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash76

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash73! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash84 was earned.

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash147 to resolve your burnt skin.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal Cash440!

solar comet
#

/rob Spig

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash3,090 from Spig#3085.

solar comet
#

omg

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash81 😃

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash60 as in return!

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You receive a check of Cash97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash641 when you fell over.

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash204

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash68

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 54 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash95 off of donations.

sudden finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash91 on the ground.

sudden finch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash397 to fuck the girls inside.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash57

sudden finch
#

/rob falky0002

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

xmark You were caught attempting to rob falky0002#4985, and have been fined Cash492.

sudden finch
#

Dag nabbit

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

sudden finch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn Cash629.

sudden finch
#

/dep all

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash65!

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash193.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay Cash581 for damages

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash66

sudden finch
#

/rob FargothUr#8009

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 54 minutes.

sudden finch
#

Le saaad

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 55 minutes and 22 seconds.

sudden finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash62

sudden finch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 11 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash61

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You find Cash59 randomly lying in the gutter

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash99

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash94!

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash225

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash461 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

#
falky0002#4985

xmark You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined Cash415.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash68.

sudden finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash63 😃

sudden finch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash163

sudden finch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
iRageQuitAgain#3000

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined Cash587

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash67!

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash243

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash637.

cloud adder
#

darn 😮

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You worked overtime for Cash98

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 54 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash290 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash84 from selling drinks

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash51

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash50.

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 12 seconds.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash78

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash74

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You worked at the office overtime for Cash90

solar comet
#

/skut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 35 seconds.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 seconds.

#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour.

#
falky0002#4985

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash271, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found Cash492 in it.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You worked overtime for Cash90

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash63!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You found Cash81 on the floor.

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You sell V-bucks and make Cash72!

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 25 seconds.

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Solavellan#5442

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash52

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Solavellan#5442

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash256.

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Solavellan#5442

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash620 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash52.

cloud adder
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Solavellan#5442

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash84

cloud adder
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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 55 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash87

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash57 for doing it

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.

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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 29 seconds.

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You have a good night out and earn Cash267.

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

The cops start chasing you, and Cash264 falls out of your pocket!

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falky0002#4985

xmark You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined Cash397.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash66.

austere glacier
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You post nudes on the internet for Cash236

austere glacier
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/work

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DK7#4137

You got out of bed. Have Cash56

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash90

bronze drift
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash339

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You are fined Cash260 for jaywalking

bronze drift
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash92

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash100

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash130

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay Cash696

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash65

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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You work as a human statue and earn Cash64

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot work for 34 seconds.

solar comet
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/Rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash3,073 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash75

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash52 when you got back home

gaunt gull
#

/work

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Steven987#3299

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash82. The students loved you!

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash93, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash61

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash56

bronze drift
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You become a game developer and raised Cash95 for charity.

bronze drift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash397 after.

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You stole a car and sold it for Cash596

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash54 for helping them out.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash72 for a good job.

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash55

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You worked at the office overtime for Cash51

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash87

bronze drift
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash350

bronze drift
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash98

bronze drift
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

A woman gave you Cash615, for killing her husband!

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash84

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work in Greggs and earn Cash58

bronze drift
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash57

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳#1316

You become a game developer and raised Cash84 for charity.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳#1316

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You made a great pun! Take this Cash80.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash88 for helping them out.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 58 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash96 out of pity.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash96.

austere glacier
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/dep all

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash88 in your direction.

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash65

sand forum
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Pinky#0199

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash67

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash80.

sand forum
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Pinky#0199

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash220 to your Patreon

austere glacier
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/worj

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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash77.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 43 seconds.

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash56

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash81, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

austere glacier
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/worek

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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash69

austere glacier
#

/dep all

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You worked for the Police and earned Cash70

austere glacier
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash78

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash61

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash56

austere glacier
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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash53 when you got back home

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

stopwatch You cannot work for 16 seconds.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You worked overtime for Cash92

austere glacier
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/wrok

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/work

silent galeBOT
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DK7#4137

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 35 seconds.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You were farming and earned Cash60

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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a model and earn Cash58

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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash90 for it!

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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash54

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash57

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash219 to fuck the girls inside.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay Cash617 for the damage.

solar comet
#

/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

xmark You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined Cash559.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash62

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work all day at the factory Cash51

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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash80

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash82

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash64!

still plank
#

/work

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Several People#9493

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash62!

still plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Several People#9493

You post nudes on the internet for Cash223

still plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Several People#9493

You stole a potato and sold it for Cash563 on the black market

strong karma
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Gnat#6388

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash73

gaunt gull
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/work

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Steven987#3299

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash92.

dark token
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/work

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preston#6764

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash69

dark token
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/work

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preston#6764

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash67

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/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash95.

tight iris
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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MA€STRO™[PT]#0001

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash65 for your struggles.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash62

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash77

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash66

bronze drift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash173

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You rob the bank of Eternity for Cash306

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash52

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash58

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash71 though.

solar comet
#

/Alut

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash328.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You were fined Cash497 for slacking in school!

solar comet
#

/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash681 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash100!

solar comet
#

/work

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falky0002#4985

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash91

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 44 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You got out of bed. Have Cash79

gaunt gull
#

/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as the president and earn Cash60

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash59

gaunt gull
#

/work

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Steven987#3299

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash50.

cloud adder
#

/work

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Solavellan#5442

You become a game developer and raised Cash88 for charity.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash98

solar comet
#

/work

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falky0002#4985

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash63

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash166

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won Cash343.

solar comet
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/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 18 seconds.

wheat talon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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СПАРТА#1657

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash68

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#

/slut

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СПАРТА#1657

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash142 from the client

wheat talon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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СПАРТА#1657

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash355

solar comet
#

/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.

solar comet
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/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

xmark You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined Cash672.

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash85

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash59

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash61 for it.

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash350 in return!

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You sell your first mixtape and earn Cash475

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash71

bronze drift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash325

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you Cash659

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash94 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash82.

thorny halo
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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N1ceCranium#9051

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash80

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash99

gaunt gull
#

/work

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Steven987#3299

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash54

bronze drift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash71

bronze drift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Ze#9896

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes.

bronze drift
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Ze#9896

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash69

solar comet
#

/rob falky0002#4982

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

solar comet
#

/rob falky0002#4985

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

xmark You cannot rob yourself!

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash93 in profits

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash55.

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash103!

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash262!

solar comet
#

/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 46 seconds.

limpid pollen
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
JX#2079

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was Cash643

limpid pollen
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
JX#2079

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash217

limpid pollen
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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JX#2079

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash68.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash52.

gaunt gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash138.

gaunt gull
#

/Crime

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash593 fine!

gaunt gull
#

Fuck this game

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash51

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash76 for your contributions !

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 53 seconds.

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 57 seconds.

gaunt gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Steven987#3299

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash81.

austere glacier
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
DK7#4137

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash236

austere glacier
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/crime

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DK7#4137

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash698

austere glacier
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tf

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I waited 2 days bruh

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/work

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DK7#4137

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash72

gaunt gull
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I also lost some freaking money @austere glacier

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/work

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Steven987#3299

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash51.

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash66

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash300

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You mugged a bunch of nuns for Cash405

solar comet
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/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279

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falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash1,497 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.

gaunt gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Steven987#3299

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash81.

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/work