#back-room
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
54 I think...
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
219
🗿
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
81 on the floor.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
82.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
283!
/Crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
595
You work as a street performer and earn
92
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
64
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
76
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
63
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
389 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
187.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
58 for your struggles.
/rob @sweet pecan
You robbed
750 from Bigmadmex76#4488.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
93
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
233 for surgery.
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
644.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
58.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
53
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
87.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
199!
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
96 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
56.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
322 to get it repaired.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
568
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
90!
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
57
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
64
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
53
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
72 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
54
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
148
/rob @austere pecan
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
513
/Work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
81 because we pity you.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
51.
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
132
/work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
343
/slut
Your friend pays you
287 for you to worship her feet
/rob @solar comet
You attempted to rob falky0002#4985, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
149 and maybe chlamydia.
/rob fin@0430
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
72!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
207
/rob fin#0430
You robbed
1,860 from fin#0430.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
77.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
390.
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
686 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
96 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
67
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
61 in your direction.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
73.
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
334.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
276 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You work all day at the factory
66
/work
You sell bananas for
55
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
645 on the market
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
212.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
85
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
89!
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
168
/Rob @dry crest
You were caught attempting to rob Orizafe27#0042, and have been fined
382.
/rob @manic geyser
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

xDD
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
61
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
88.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 57 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
89 worth of scrap.
/rob Hamster#60411
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Hamster#6041
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 13 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
75
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
61
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
94. Good job.
/rob Hamster#6041
You were caught attempting to rob Hamster#6041, and have been fined
306.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
86.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 2 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
56
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
110
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
58 for your team winning!
/crime
You robbed a church and made
665.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
71 and given a bottle of wine.
/rob Hamster#6041
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 44 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
82 worth of scrap.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
612.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
329
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
59
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
51
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
153 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
466
/rob Hamster#6041
You robbed
535 from Hamster#6041.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
64
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
66
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
345 to your Patreon!
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
69
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
62. Good job!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
83
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
54 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
75.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
100.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
79
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
57 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
55
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
154!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 41 seconds.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
76. The students loved you!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
63 for your hard work
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
394
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
423
/crime
You see an old woman drop
530, and take it!
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
350
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
90
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
67
/rob Ithyphallic#0408
You robbed
981 from Ithyphallic#0408.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
54
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
64
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
351 fine!
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
280!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.
/bal
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
80 for it!
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
53!
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
147!
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
265 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/rob Ithyphallic#0408
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 32 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
86 😃
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
59
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
65 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
59 for a good job.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
56
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
77
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
85.
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
80.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
73
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
51 from donations
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
98
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
51.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
302 for your solid work.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
65
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
82
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
240
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
686
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
97
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
63
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
55
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
70
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 57 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 58 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You work as the president and earn
62
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
68
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
395
/work
You battled and gained
93.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
62!
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
90 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
100 for doing his job.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
82.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
93.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
63.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
98!
/slut
You get paid
135 for crossdressing
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
503 stolen from you!
/rob Ithyphallic#0408
You robbed
586 from Ithyphallic#0408.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
59 near one of the potatoes
/work
You worked and gained
59
/work
You work as an egg and earn
86
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
60.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
100
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
358 in donations!
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
598 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
65
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
92.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
66.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
93
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
55
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
277
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
531 or go to jail.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
73
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
57
/work
You sell bananas for
98
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
91
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
62
/dep all
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
70
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
74 I think...
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
76 from ad revenue.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
111!
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
412
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
99
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
74, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
63.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
54 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
89.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
79
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
194
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
84
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
690
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob @still plank
You cannot rob yourself!
Thought so
/crime
You rob another server for
261
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
490.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
55
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
216 to fix your leg
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
268 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
72.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
279... yikes
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @half kiln
You robbed
602 from Wicket#7059.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
97.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
228
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
468
/rob Tubbis
You robbed
1,112 from Tubbis#3739.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
73
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
58
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
227.
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
519
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/rob Weyfu#0053
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 32 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
62. The students loved you!
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
99 off your performance.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
59
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
85.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
85
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
251
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
395.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
70 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
282 to help him out.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
63
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
301.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
76
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
73! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
84 was earned.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
147 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
440!
/rob Spig
You robbed
3,090 from Spig#3085.
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
81 😃
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
60 as in return!
/work
You receive a check of
97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
641 when you fell over.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
204
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
95 off of donations.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
91 on the ground.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
397 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
57
/rob falky0002
You were caught attempting to rob falky0002#4985, and have been fined
492.
Dag nabbit
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
629.
/dep all
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
65!
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
193.
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
581 for damages
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
66
/rob FargothUr#8009
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 54 minutes.
Le saaad
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 55 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
61
/work
You find
59 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
99
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
94!
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
225
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
461 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined
415.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
68.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
63 😃
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
163
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
587
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
67!
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
243
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
637.
darn 😮
/work
You worked overtime for
98
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
290 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
84 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
51
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
50.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
78
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
74
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
90
You cannot be a slut for 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour.
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
271, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
492 in it.
/work
You worked overtime for
90
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
63!
/work
You found
81 on the floor.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
72!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 25 seconds.
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
52
You shake what your momma gave you for
256.
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
620 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
52.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 55 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
87
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
57 for doing it
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 29 seconds.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
267.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
264 falls out of your pocket!
You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined
397.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
66.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
236
/work
You got out of bed. Have
56
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
90
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
339
/crime
You are fined
260 for jaywalking
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
92
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
100
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
130
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
696
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
65
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
64
/work
You cannot work for 34 seconds.
/Rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You robbed
3,073 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
75
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
52 when you got back home
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
82. The students loved you!
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
93, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
61
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
56
/work
You become a game developer and raised
95 for charity.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
397 after.
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
596
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
54 for helping them out.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
72 for a good job.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
55
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
51
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
350
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
98
/crime
A woman gave you
615, for killing her husband!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
84
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
58
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
57
/work
You become a game developer and raised
84 for charity.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
80.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
88 for helping them out.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 58 seconds.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
96 out of pity.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
96.
/dep all
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
88 in your direction.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
65
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
67
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
80.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
220 to your Patreon
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
77.
/work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
56
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
81, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
69
You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
70
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
78
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
61
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
56
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
53 when you got back home
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
92
You cannot work for 1 minute and 35 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
60
/work
You work as a model and earn
58
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
90 for it!
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
54
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
57
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
219 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
617 for the damage.
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined
559.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
62
/work
You work all day at the factory
51
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
80
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
82
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
64!
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
62!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
223
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
563 on the black market
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
73
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
92.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
69
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
67
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
95.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
65 for your struggles.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
62
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
77
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
66
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
173
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
306
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
52
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
58
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
71 though.
You shake what your momma gave you for
328.
/crime
You were fined
497 for slacking in school!
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You robbed
681 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
100!
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
91
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
79
/work
You work as the president and earn
60
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
59
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
50.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
88 for charity.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
98
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
63
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
166
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
343.
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
68
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
142 from the client
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
355
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined
672.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
85
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
59
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
61 for it.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
350 in return!
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
475
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
71
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
325
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
659
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
94 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
82.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
80
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
99
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
54
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
69
/rob falky0002#4982
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob falky0002#4985
You cannot rob yourself!
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
93 in profits
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
55.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
103!
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
262!
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
643
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
217
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
68.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
52.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
138.
/Crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
593 fine!
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
51
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
76 for your contributions !
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
81.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
236
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
698
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
72
You get a commission request, the payment is
51.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
66
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
300
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
405
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You robbed
1,497 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
81.
/work