I agree
#rdo-chat
sage quiver
heady river
anyone who uses them needs to delet game
sage quiver
But people need it because its "the fastest"
Disgusting
sage quiver
Because they're uninformed or wronly informed and their opinions are wrong
upper jay
norfolk roadster is cute but idk if it’s cuter than the criollo
all i know is that it replaced my criollo in my ps4 account
heady river
Criollo is also pretty good. I own one, her name is Wendigo.
The marbled coat looks like flesh.
sage quiver
Breton is my favourite, it's great
But I'm using my thoroughbred brindle lately
heady river
Order of my horses goes Breton > Criollo > Turk > Thoroughbred
upper jay
hey, which horse should you trust to write you a book report
gentle orbit
do horses personalities or traits change depending on their gender? is there a general preference or is it just aesthetic?
heady river
Gender doesn't matter half the time since the horses can magically generate balls anyway.
quasi wigeon
Lol
sage quiver
Breton > Norfolk > thoroughbred > klad
gentle orbit
hahaha
upper jay
where’s the criollo tho
quasi wigeon
What's wrong with the kladruber 
heady river
You know what other horse is overrated? The MFT. It's also ugly.
upper jay
although the criollo has more health than the norfolk roadster, i would say that
norfolk roadster ≥ criollo
gentle orbit
I thought I read somewhere that the female horses where more prone to run during gun fights but were not afraid of wild life, where the male horses where vice versa.. is this true?
heady river
Pretty sure that's all placebo, mate.
heady river
Hey, Jerry did a good job.
upper jay
imagine being the guy who worked on the horse balls
quasi wigeon
quasi wigeon
Immersion lol
upper jay
like “oh i heard you worked on one of the biggest games of last year” (i know it came out in 2018 shush) “what did you do?”
oh i worked on the horse balls and their dick sheath
quasi wigeon
Lmao
upper jay
let me elaborate
heady river
My immersion is staring at horse balls for a week straight document the times they change.
quasi wigeon
Yos they shrink lol
heady river
Gets pretty cold at night.
upper jay
so then there’s your answer
sage quiver
upper jay
they shrink at night times
quasi wigeon
Night time is the right time😏
sage quiver
But how much, and what exact temperatures
upper jay
but do you know the science as to why they shrink
sage quiver
There's still science to be done
upper jay
that’s the real question
heady river
More weeks to spend staring.
upper jay
if you open your catalogue and go to the last page of collector i think, there’s like these horse spectacles thing, that just has a guy staring into a horse’s butthole
heady river
SPECULUM
sage quiver
I'm sure there's been some guy somewhere who stays in first person looking at horse balls shrinking
heady river
That ad is funny as hell.
upper jay
i mean.. i’ve done it once
heady river
Talks about making use of it for more personal reasons.
upper jay
when i was playing with a group of people i just got bored and decided to stare at someone’s horse while they were looking at me
and y’know what i learned
they actually made a butthole for the horse
heady river
Put your dude's face right up into its ass, yeah?
upper jay
with a latern, it was nighttime
heady river
Should have turned to the dude and said "Your turn."
sage quiver
Did it expand when it pushed out some turds?
quasi wigeon
Woah
upper jay
i don’t know but i guess that’s up to fahrenheit to research
he’s already going to stare at horse balls for a week
sage quiver
Don't tell me you never looked at a horses butt hole @quasi wigeon
sage quiver
Oh boy you're missing out on some great entertainment
upper jay
i don’t know why but when i was riding my horse i just got like.. sick at looking at horse balls
i don’t know why it never bothered me
but just that one day i just saw it.. and there’s no way to not see it
if you’re riding a horse you’re always going to see its balls
sage quiver
Because its natural and horses have balls, it would be weirder to put underwear on it lmao
upper jay
at least put a cock sock on it
quasi wigeon
I got sick when I first saw the glitch that made your horse's tail look like a pp 😂
sage quiver
Good for cold weather
upper jay
when you ride them you can’t avoid seeing it
upper jay
their tail is up in the wind and their balls are just hanging low
heady river
My favorite glitch is when your horse's tail curls.
quasi wigeon
Damn I never saw that
sage quiver
Lmao I never had it curl but I lose it all the time
heady river
I think I've got an old and shit picture I took when it happened back in the Varmint Rifle days.
upper jay
i lose my horse’s tail and mane a couple times
sometimes after completing legendary bounty, my horse comes to me just plain, like no saddle or anything, just horse
quasi wigeon
What's the best horse in the online?
upper jay
like it forgot to put on its saddle
heady river
Breton.
quasi wigeon
What about the kladruber?
upper jay
you’re asking the wrong question dude
heady river
Because there is an answer. And it's Breton.
quasi wigeon
It's based on opinions yes but I ask the ppl who've probably had more experience in the game than me
upper jay
i’ve had the game since january 2nd of last year and i can tell you for a fact, that there’s no such thing as a best horse
quasi wigeon
Like I think the kladruber is the best because of the small amounts of damage it takes from bullets
upper jay
just get the best saddle (nacogdoches) and best stirrups (hooded stirrups) and so long as your horse has above half stamina, those two can make any horse a good horse
except the arabian, fuck that one
manic python
you know what's the best horse? all of them because they're trying their best
quasi wigeon
Nahhh I made the mistake of buying the white arabian lol
manic python
them good boys and girls
quasi wigeon
Well said rose
upper jay
also, i don’t think horse health matters much because in pve if you let your horse get shot up that much you suck
in pvp, if they want your horse dead, it’s dead
heady river
People shit on horses in PvP man.
quasi wigeon
Exactly
heady river
Just one shot, boom.
quasi wigeon
It's cruel
heady river
That's why health doesn't matter.
upper jay
they get dunked on
quasi wigeon
Damn
quasi wigeon
I've heard the black arabian is the fastest
Is that true?
upper jay
just get it above half and press your left stick, or whatever on PC, to regain some stamina back
woah there
heady river
Basically since horse crack is cheap and the regen from level 4 bonding is stupid good.
upper jay
careful with that
heady river
Fastest. No.
quasi wigeon
Idk I dont have one
heady river
Pretty sure Norfolk beats in in accel and top speed.
upper jay
with the nacogdoches saddle and hooded stirrups you get +3 in speed and acceleration, and let me be the first to tell you that the speed stat doesn’t mean jack shit
each bar only makes a 0.4%-0.6% difference
heady river
The point being that stats don't mean shit.
heady river
Choose the best looking horse.
upper jay
just get it above half
heady river
Which is Breton.
upper jay
except the arabian
and not the breton
why would you want hairy ankles
think of the children
heady river
Why wouldn't you want a horse built like a brick shithouse?
upper jay
because it would be stinky
heady river
It's all about the WIDTH
heady river
Shire has no good colors.
heady river
Yeah for minimum pp
quasi wigeon
I have the lvl 20 breton, lvl 20 criollo, 2 kladrubers, the lvl 20 moonshiner horse and
2 Arabians (worst purchases lol)
upper jay
the red and white?
quasi wigeon
Yea lol
upper jay
at least tell me you got the red one for free
quasi wigeon
I wanted the white for aesthetic purposes but it was too damn small
quasi wigeon
Red one
upper jay
and yes to it being free?
quasi wigeon
No I bought it with the gold lul
upper jay
oml
heady river
ouch
upper jay
you poor fool
but alright listen
you’re telling me you bought the red one first, and then bought the white one for aesthetic purposes and then realized it was too small
quasi wigeon
I had 55gold bars at rank 10
It was basically free lmao
upper jay
even though you already had the red one??
it’s the same breed why would it grow bigger
quasi wigeon
No the red one was my first horse
upper jay
but then you got the white for aesthetic right?
quasi wigeon
Yeah like a year after when I had enough money to spend
upper jay
but how would you be surprised it was too small if you already already knew it was a small horse from the red one..
that’s what i’m confused about lol
upper jay
yikes
heady river
🤔
upper jay
that’s all i gotta say
quasi wigeon
Idk
upper jay
listen, you can’t go wrong with just getting all the rank 20 role horses
you don’t even have to think
just get the rank 20 role horses
quasi wigeon
Yes and I did
quasi wigeon
Damn
upper jay
they’re just like cars in gtao
they get destroyed, whatever, you’ll get it back later
hopefully the next role horse would be the quarter horse
quasi wigeon
Ok
upper jay
or the zebra donkey
quasi wigeon
What's a quarter horse?
upper jay
staple western horse
surprised it was in the game apparently
well my timer is almost up to time to go back to my tv and turn in my legendary bounty
upper jay
i’m pretty sure i can wait less than 30 minutes to get the max rewards but i just wait 30 minutes
what do you mean good luck all i gotta do is walk like.. 2 feet to the drop off zone
all my character was doing was staring at a book for half an horse with someone tied behind him
quasi wigeon
Oh that I thought you mean waiting for the cooldown to end so you can start it again
upper jay
oh no, that would be 48 minutes
quasi wigeon
Fok I didnt read
There's a 48min cooldown for those?
Damn I thought it was 30mins
upper jay
learn new stuff everyday
quasi wigeon
The more you know 🌠
rich solstice
what's the cooldown for bootlegger missionso
upper jay
10 minutes
quasi wigeon
What about story missions?
upper jay
fuck if i know
quasi wigeon
Oh shi-
upper jay
my guy was leaning on the railing in saint denis looking over into lannahechee river
like he was in some fucking music video
i know you did that shit too as a little kid in a car looking out the window while it was raining
quasi wigeon
I still do 
Alot of my friends started playing red dead online and asking me all these questions like....how am I supposed to know all of this. I am not google
pulsar arch
i used to look out of the car window straight at the sun
i was convinced it'd give me clark kent heat vision
upper jay
did you also eat glue and sniff markers
heady river
That
pulsar arch
not glue, yes ants
heady river
That'd be fucking sick
pulsar arch
and sand
upper jay
i ate sand but not intentionally
heady river
Apparently I ate dog food as a kid.
upper jay
like it would just get in my mouth y’know
pulsar arch
a delicacy
devout cliff
Purple and Orange
upper jay
and i’d know it was sand because it would just be crunchy
quasi wigeon
My friend put ketchup in salad...
We are not friends anymore
heady river
Who the fuck
upper jay
but let me just say this, i myself never sniffed markers because that shits dumb
but why would they add scents to markers
heady river
You know what else is dumb but fun?
devout cliff
Drugs
quasi wigeon
Smelling paint
upper jay
it’s like juul, like nah we know kids do that but we didn’t purposely do it for kids to do that
heady river
Covering yourself in axe body spray to when it drips and lighting it on fire
pulsar arch
ok wth is juul
quasi wigeon
pulsar arch
i've been hearing it a lot
heady river
Kids would do that all the time in the locker room in high school.
upper jay
think of a vape pen
pulsar arch
aah
manic python
in middle school there was a back hallway connecting the two hexagon shaped pods. it constantly reeked of axe.
constantly
it was a hall of horrors
upper jay
you wouldn’t understand what happens in the boy’s locker room
heady river
Should've thrown a lit zippo in
upper jay
i’m telling you that because neither did i
heady river
see if it went boom
upper jay
alright there was a pretty funny joke that happened in my school’s locker room after class
heady river
A funny choke.
upper jay
someone did get choked too
but not what i’m talking about
keep in mind although these specific kids were all black, i don’t really condone the use of that word regardless of race
but the joke was pretty fucking funny
i’m thinking whether or not to move to #general to say it
without the word obviously
heady river
If it doesn't break rules, go for it.
upper jay
oh no it defo breaks the rules lmfao
it’s not that the word needed to be said for the joke, but it was golden for the delivery
heady river
Then best to not say it at all then.
upper jay
it’s confusing to explain yes, the joke is fine, the word used isn’t, but it can be said without the word
but anyways, sucks that the free off hand holster can’t be used for role stuff
heady river
brain hurt.
rich solstice
ye
upper jay
wanna kill some peeps?
@rich solstice no idea you would respond that quick lol, you online and up for that?
rich solstice
i'm a ps4 pleb and it's 3:25 in the morning, sorry man
rich solstice
Oh lol
upper jay
finally got on my ps4 to look at the stats on it
i’ve played rdo on my ps4 for 22 days and 4 hours
earned $70,080.38 and spent $48,848.22
graceful shell
upper jay
clothes?
upper jay
i.. i don’t know what i’m on
usually i just do etta doyle but idk why but i decided to do the owlhoot family bounty
toxic patio
That's that good good
pulsar arch
you're you're breathtaking breathtaking
sage quiver
rich solstice
upper jay
too bad the person he told that to ended up being a dick
rode those 15 minutes as hard as they could
hold up
i unlocked 1000 enemy repeater headshot kills first instead of 1000 enemy kills with repeater?
where’s the logic in that
and i haven’t even unlocked 1000 enemy kills? like in general?
the fuck is going on lmao
rich solstice
sometimes i log in and i just get free trader/moonshiner levels
maybe it's rockstar's way of saying sorry for the infinite loading screen that caused you to close application and find yourself at this point
pulsar arch
i haven't checked my kill awards in a while but that sounds pretty cooked
i guess headshots don't count for the regular kill award? strange tho
upper jay
i’m in a 4v1 with level 150+
me a poor little level 67
the only one out of them that can actually kill me is a level 547 though
the rest are pretty bad
but he still hides behind houses to drink tonics
sage quiver
You expect him to run out in the open to drink it?
upper jay
no, he does it so he can actually drink them
you can’t drink tonics right after taking damage so instead of shooting back he heads for the hills to drink it which i mean, eh, it’s a strategy i guess
ugh, it’s almost 1? shit i didn’t even notice
now madam nazar is going to reset and i won’t be able to find her until later
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upper jay
only if you update at 1 i’ll use you
upper jay
eh
i don’t even know how long it’s been since we started this whole thing
how can you be in a 4v1 for so long without getting bored
LMFAO
they’re saying i’m using a modded controller
this is amazing
open canyon
Plenty of people like to get salty
I'm normally just minding my own business and out of the blue I get swarmed by a red posse
upper jay
funny how these people who like to gang up on someone, 4v1 think the only way someone can kill them is through cheating
jesus what a fucking inflated ego, there’s sumn called skill
this is the xbox salt i dreamed of
open canyon
Ya normally if I get into situations like that I leave because 7/10 times they bring in some modder and ruin the lobby and I'd rather not be the cause of a lobby getting ruined so I just find another. I'm on PC I noticed the playerbase is actually fairly laid back but you run into a toxic bunch every now and then.
open canyon
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storm fern
[Insert joke about how nobody cares about Dyno's advice here]
pulsar arch
upper jay
so i’m guessing that’s a warning
marsh dirge
No it was a joke not a warning
Jeez people get so upset for a school shooting joke on a video game
I thought America is better than that
open charm
Heyy so i heard console users started getting aninals
upper jay
huh, turns out you actually can send images on the xbox app in messages
i just never bothered updating the app lmao
upper jay
i actually have no idea what a modded controller really is
tiny cobalt
Has anyone calculated the amount of exp it takes to max out the outlaw pass?
robust ferry
I have a 5 cent bounty on valentine
atomic hare
ugh, "rescued someone in need" daily
storm fern
wdym
robust ferry
On the item wheel you have the option to remove your gloves
sage quiver
Gloves make an outfit warmer, if you got an outfit thats for example, Average weather and you remove the gloves and it can be for Hot weather
robust ferry
I wish you could hang someone with the lasso
oh that's great
Rockstar decided to soft lock me in "Revive your horse" state
and the bounty got away, and my horse died
storm fern
@robust ferry the government do the hanging.
atomic hare
geez, another PS4 update this morning? two days in a row
atomic hare
boo, steamboats don't count for the challenge
sweet sparrow
Is there a link to the 1.18 patch announcment?
atomic hare
already got a disconnect, so that wasn't one of the fixes, lol
apparently it's just "general stability fixes and improvements" per reddit
atomic hare
my buddy and I are getting disconnected like crazy
and loading into lobbies with like 3 people, so I imagine it's pretty universal
atomic hare
Also found 3 rescues in like 30 minutes, lol
there is an xbox update today too
other people reporting lots of disconnects
storm fern
oh
I haven't played rdr2 since I packed my xbox away coz I'm moving overseas
@storm fern
deft torrent
is it normal for a stability and improvement patch to be 3.3gb?
I guess it’s expected if you’re dealing w a game as bugged as RDO but
versed roost
not that big considering its a 100+ gb game I guess
atomic hare
nice, finished a long ass moonshiner mission and it disconnected before counting for the challenge
I think that's enough of this game for today
deft torrent
i started a bounty n within 30 seconds of riding from the bounty board, I failed because the target got away
this fucking game
viral hemlock
Animal spawns fixed??
wanton flower
kind of but not really
deft torrent
just got ambushed during a bounty and the henchmen were ducking on their horses, that’s new to me
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upper jay
sometimes they don’t want to get shot
you can do it too if you level up your bounty hunter role
deft torrent
Why the hell cant we mix n match clothing from role outfits and regular clothes like in story
i just blew 7 gold on a collector outfit for a shirt I wanted and I can’t even wear it separate to that outfit
atomic hare
Any time I try to load into my camp from the main menu I get disconnected
Seems like I can get in if I pick a region to spawn to, though
Free roam I was getting disconnected, too
wanton flower
yea you can only start in free roam
if you get disconnected just try again and it should work
empty dust
Is anyone doing the daily where you have to ride in a boat with a posse member?
marsh dirge
I’ve never even been on a boat in online
atomic hare
Load up the third moonshine mission and you'll find one almost immediately
Or the fourth
Whichever one has you searching for the 3 ingredients
That one's also great for the panther challenge
marsh dirge
Is that panther a guaranteed spawn?
atomic hare
On hard
I think it depends on where the mission starts you but I've never had a problem
marsh dirge
Ah sweet
Anyone know how to circumvent the infinite loading screen bug for the appearance change? Asking for a friend who’s returning to the game
sage quiver
Start the game up in Elimination showdowns > quit to freeroam as soon as you can > feel free to change appearance
marsh dirge
Will any showdown work or just elimination?
patent narwhal
I have to do some red dead deliveries
some deliveries for my camp
I needa get my goods stacked
marsh dirge
Hi, I need friends to play red dead redemption with preferably with a mic and on PS4 hit me up if you’re down to play anytime 🤙🏿
Any showdown works
patent narwhal
I cant enter cheat code
upper jay
yikes.. that name..
atomic hare
Yeah, that's bad
upper jay
i mean they let a sorta school shooting joke slide, so idk which is worse
patent narwhal
how is it a bad name
upper jay
it means pedophile basically
upper jay
mr nonce
upper jay
yea dummy
manic python
@marsh dirge please change your name.
marsh dirge
@manic python sorry how comes?
upper jay
i’ve seen servers change names to sumn like “change your username” or “ask staff to change username” when someone has a bad username
gentle orbit
nonce is a pedophile
manic python
You have to know that “nonce” is flat out more or less slang for pedophile.
marsh dirge
Wtf really?
manic python
Yes
marsh dirge
Fair enough then
gentle orbit
i would link it for you but links are forbidden
manic python
You are pl until you change your name. Because pl were the first two letters I saw on something.
gentle orbit
sounds legit
marsh dirge
Lmao I’ll stick to pl
upper jay
change it to soggy bagel
manic python
upper jay
not you him
manic python
upper jay
also i don’t know what’s more funny, or what’s more believable
him not knowing what the word means (and thinking we believe that), or someone giving him that name and him thinking it was cool or something
manic python
it’s all over and done with, in any case
marsh dirge
We move on to a better future uno
marsh dirge
🤓🤓
manic python
Anyway, dailies seem ez pz today
upper jay
i did the clothing style update by accident since i had to reput on my outfit to get my hat back
i was in a 4v1 for a quite a while yesterday and apparently i was using a modded controller
and they got me on video
heady river
you stinky cheater
upper jay
no salt is better than xbox salt
upper jay
it started when i saw them bullying one person so i invited that person to my posse and just defended them
but they left
patent narwhal
theres a bad part about trader role
upper jay
and i was alone
gentle orbit
lolz, try being a mod for a gaming forum
upper jay
i had no idea what a modded controller really was either lol
gentle orbit
why did they think that? the fact that you can shoot and they can't? lol
patent narwhal
can you help me hunt later?
manic python
I’ve had a full trader run ready for about a month now that I haven’t done because I can’t be assed to gather more materials
heady river
I don't see how a modded controller would help on RDO anyway since it takes two inputs to fire and the bloom from a rapid fire would make you miss.
upper jay
i thought he was just talking about like.. this thing i saw before on a video was sort of this plastic thing that they attached to a controller
and it made it either to press the fire button
like more comfortable i guess?
so you don’t have to have your fingers all the way up there
patent narwhal
is he talking about grips?
upper jay
no not grips
upper jay
it’s like a plastic thing you attach to your controller and it’s like a paddle i guess
gentle orbit
in that case the Elite controller could be considered to be a modded controller, they are just coming up with excuses for losing
heady river
Basically, yeah.
upper jay
they got me on video though man
i’m shaking in my boots
i asked them what was their proof of me modding but they never responded
so now i’m sad
gentle orbit
they would have to check the server logs for shenanigans to see if the input varied or not, it call their bluff
I remeber being accused of hacking when I used E ammo, he claimed that a OHK body shot is impossible. I must be hacking, lol!!
upper jay
if i remember correctly it was a level 547, 280-something, 164, and a 138
the 280 something was the posse leader
all against me, a poor little level 67
gentle orbit
oh, you mean a bunch of AFK farmers then, lol
upper jay
yea, definitely
the only good one was the level 547
the 280 something posse leader sometimes kill me
the other two just.. served to died
gentle orbit
what were you using if I may ask?
upper jay
my sniper build
gentle orbit
oof!!! see, that takes skill, that is double insult there
upper jay
rolling block/carcano for guns, and perks are focus fire, landon’s patience, sharpshooter, and peak condition
i swapped focus fire for paint it black since the level 547 kept hiding and running away from me to drink tonics when he almost died
so i just made it easy mode to headshot him
it was hilarious too like i fucking knew what he was doing
i was shooting him and he was almost dead and he just kept running in a straight line towards a house
gentle orbit
hahaha, did you record any of it?
id love to see some, I love griefers being griefed
upper jay
i wish, it was like 12-1am , i wasn’t really making a big deal of it
i should’ve clipped some parts
but i know that if i clip things it’ll be like on ps4
i have a lot of video clips on ps4 but i never go back and see any of them
gentle orbit
I always regret not doing it, I get so caught up in it, and then go, damn I should have clipped that
upper jay
god damn it i should’ve clipped the parts where i threw perfectly arced dynamite sticks right over rocks at a long ass distance
and blew them up
gentle orbit
yes, those are golden
upper jay
but don’t worry, i still have other griefers getting griefers clips if you want to see
gentle orbit
forgive my keyboard, I haven't spilled coffee on it yet and it is still asleep
yes!! I please do send them my way
heady river
Personally I'd hardly call killing someone griefing.
upper jay
I have a funny one where this threw a stick of dynamite at me but then I threw my lasso at him and dragged him right to the dynamite he threw
heady river
Refusing to parley is your own fault.
upper jay
when you stay for over an hour + trying to gank someone, you certainly must call that something else than just part of the game
gentle orbit
much agreed, I only use parley when I cannot be bothered to confront them. But any attack on my person or posse is always welcomed
a bit of unexpected pvp is always good for the soul
heady river
I sincerely doubt he couldn't have just parleyed and fast traveled away.
upper jay
well the four of them didn’t
gentle orbit
lol, it is a mtter of pride!
upper jay
and also it’s not like i’m mad about it
gentle orbit
goddamn keyboard!
heady river
Then it's their fault. I'm just saying for the dude who got ganked, he could have just done that and ended it there.
gentle orbit
this is true; I generally leave people alone even when they get marked as a rival posse; but I get attacked out of the blue, that is when I start to grin
heady river
Dude was getting ganked by four people, so you came and helped. That's the tl;dr it's the dude's own fault for not parleying to fast travel across the map, and it's the ganker's fault for not parleying against you when they were losing.
heady river
Case in point, people are fucking idiots and shouldn't be so prideful when they're getting fucked up.
upper jay
again, i don’t think you read the entire conversation
heady river
Of course not. I'm illiterate.
upper jay
i stayed, alone, and i guess i was doing good enough to the point of being accused of using a modded controller
so not everyone has to tuck their tail and parley to run away
heady river
That literally isn't the point I'm making.
I'm saying the dude you went to help could have parleyed.
And then problem solved, you never would have had to do shit and waste ammo on absolute troglodytes of whom are quite shit at the game.
turbid hound
where's the fun in that?
heady river
Feels the same as pubstomping in CoD, no? There's no fun in fighting people worse than you.
It's like challenging a toddler to a basketball match.
On the same note, I'd love to see someone lose to a toddler.
blissful sundial
troglodytes 😄
turbid hound
there is when you do it for a reason, in this guy's case to protect some lowbie. he coulda not even known what parlaying was 🤷♂️
upper jay
the dude left yes you are correct, he is one of the people who immediately parley when someone on the internet does a bad and shoots at them
but like sgeep is saying, it’s fun
turbid hound
i dunno. i feel like you often gotta make your own fun when you're high enough level
manic python
You’d lose to a toddler philo
heady river
Whenever I do, I'll have you know, I'll Kurt Cobain myself.
manic python
That’s messy
manic python
😬
upper jay
imagine a toddler carrying a real ass goddamn sword
upper jay
another general stabilization thingy?
heady river
Yes.
upper jay
would you rather unarmed fight 1000 toddlers wielding gladiī, or 1 grown man wielding a 1.5 inch pocket knife
heady river
Good question.
upper jay
an important one
heady river
Probably the toddlers. I think it'd be kinda funny to see them hit each other.
Grown man is a definite no. You ever seen what a crackhead can do with a knife?
Scary stuff.
upper jay
well just a regular man
not someone who owes thousands to a casino and has nothing to lose
heady river
Still probably the toddlers. I don't think they'd be able to hold them if we're being realistic.
But if they can then they definitely won't have the coordination to use them right.
upper jay
made with light weight alloy to their size
like at the high end range of toddlers at 36 months
and 1000 of them
heady river
... Can I use a combine harvester?
upper jay
you have a napkin
gentle orbit
catching up on the previous convo, perhaps stomping people who are worse than you may not be your idea of fun, but giving a bully a taste of their own medicine is definitely my idea of fun
fallow patrol
Is it common for a cargo quest to just fail after 1 minute??
I haven't even left St Denis and the game suddenly decided the cargo was destroyed
gentle orbit
yeah, it was probably that two headed skeleton that caused it
so..... has there been a noticeable improvement since yesterday's massive update?
I am hearing conflicting opinions on this
some say that there has been an increase in animal spawns, others say that it has gotten worse
I am interested in hearing what your experience has been.
Reason I ask, is because I am away from home and cannot see for my self
tough widget
Can I throw molotovs into saloons
errant forge
turbid hound
mY GOD
sage quiver
$0.75
gentle orbit
.70
turbid hound
People do not want to be helped today
tough widget
Where can I buy them
sage quiver
Fence
gentle orbit
you can make them too
tough widget
Fence is pretty much a drug dealer but for explosives
turbid hound
Just running around trying to do the daily
Joined like 3 sessions and have been running around spawn points but have got nothing
tough widget
Why is my camp pitched in Scarlett meadows it was pitched in the Cumberland forest
Did they fix the animals not spawning when there’s loads of players online glitch
shut night
@fallow patrol it happened to me a week ago. But I started once again and it worked fine.
tough widget
Cos that glitch is fckin annoying when trying to hunt to trade
Animals rarely spawn with loads of players
Let’s hope it’s fixed
I need some cash badly
gentle orbit
supposdly that was what yesterdays update was about, though the key word in the patch note is: certain lobbies
not all lobbies
tough widget
I’m broke rn only have like 700 dollars
gentle orbit
oof, try getting a collection done
tough widget
That fat idiot packed up my camp for no reason
gentle orbit
he tends to do that alot, I shot him last time he did it
frosty lotus
Wtf. Just delivered my goods didn't get paid.... Also did not get trading exp
Seriously this game pisses me off
manic python
Then send a ticket to r*
frosty lotus
And wait a week to get my shit no ty
gentle orbit
better a week than never
tough widget
My horse needs more stamina it’s only half full and it gets wasted easily when it goes fast
frosty lotus
Another fun fact my camp just disappeared when hunting
manic python
@tough widget level up your bonding and get better saddles and stirrups, or get a different horse
tough widget
I spam the x button but people can go run across the map with the horse without its stamina draining
I can’t even go from st Denis to Rhodes
manic python
Because you either have to give your horse chance to refill the bar or depending on what platform you’re on, you can soothe your horse to refill it every 20 seconds or so
frosty lotus
Sended a ticket done with this shit till they fix their game
manic python
It doesn’t just regenerate without nothing when you’re running your horse full tilt
tough widget
Is there a way I can still go fast on the horse but not make it use much stamina
manic python
For me, on PlayStation, I press down the right analog stick
Running on your horse no matter what uses stamina
tough widget
But mine uses a chunk of it a second
empty dust
Hot damn. Got my 40 gold. Got my season pass
manic python
You have to manually soothe to refill or give your horse chance to gallop and rest or, again, get a better horse, saddle and stirrups
tough widget
How do I gallop
manic python
Galloping is running
turbid hound
I set gallop to the back button on my mouse....my pinky cannot handle slamming the shift button so often lol
manic python
Stop making your horse run at max speed and it won’t use as much stamina, if you don’t soothe to refill
If you’re using a basic starter horse with basic saddle and stirrups and you’re not refilling or giving them a chance to rest, you’re gonna have a bad time
frozen jolt
@tough widget tap x about every .8 seconds
manic python
Are they on pc?
frozen jolt
Get a rhythm like that
manic python
Or console?
gentle orbit
match your taps to the horses stride
frozen jolt
Starter horse will never be able to last though
gentle orbit
scrawny nag even less..
just get a good saddle and sirrups and when you hit level 20 in a role, get a high end horse
manic python
I think they said they only gave $700. So that means, get collector, get grinding ez pz money with the jr map.
It’s not hard to make a decent amount of cash at all with that.
empty dust
@turbid hound it took me forever to find someone as well. I had to look up a video, find a spot and then server hop
cedar lodge
Don't ever talk to me or my Morgan ever again.
frozen jolt
cedar lodge
No i dont think so
tough widget
How is a dude red in the player list I didn’t even see him in game yet
modest crown
idk, just seems like a last resort horse
tough widget
Time to server swap
modest crown
he was hostile before you came in, not hard to figure it out
also, on the topic on horse sprinting, you can technically last the gallop from SD to Rhodes, the right saddle, stirrups and horse itself are key.
Nachoghodes + Hooded Sitrrups, nothing else 
manic python
Just stay away from them in the server and you’ll be fine
No need to swap. There will be at least one red player in most servers.
modest crown
that much is so
turbid hound
Holy god damn
modest crown
besides, you can see em before they see you anyway
turbid hound
This is the 2nd time I've come across someone else doing a fucking rescue mission
Infuriating
turbid hound
I'm new...dont even have moonshiner yet. Need all that gold
turbid hound
Which ones give gold? Just legendaries?
turbid hound
Is there a CD for it or just as many as you can do
cedar lodge
a CD?
turbid hound
Like do I get gold for every bounty I do
cedar lodge
yeah every one
modest crown
its like 10s on the bounty board, just go refill ammo or clean your guns and you can take the next one
cedar lodge
Do one for 15+ minutes, you can get 0.36 gold for a single bounty
modest crown
clear a town's board, and move on to the next.
turbid hound
Oh right. I've got to wait until the last minute to get more gold?
cedar lodge
As long as there isnt a timer you can do that
modest crown
ppl usually wait until the last min or so, then turn em in
but im alrdy lvl 20 in BH, so it doesn't matter to me haha
turbid hound
do you get more gold if you wait or only more exp?
cedar lodge
both i believe but i could be wrong
modest crown
you get everything slightly more if you waited it out
cedar lodge
i posted a pic in #red-dead-media that shows the gold u get for what times
modest crown
but the time spent waiting could have been done on another bounty.
so its up to you
upper jay
you don’t have to wait until the last 30 seconds for more gold
just try turning in the bounty 12 minutes after starting the mission
every 3 minutes you spend in the mission you would earn 0.8 gold upon turning in the bounty
after 12 it’s only 0.4
so 15 minutes would get you 0.36 and 12 minutes gives you 0.32, the optimal number
turbid hound
For any bounty? Or just the ones with timers
cedar lodge
yh, like the pic shows
well if its got a timer its harder cause you wont get to wait as long
unless you wanna wait at the beginning before the timer starts
but some dont have timers
but yeah any bounty
start a timer on your phone after you chose a bounty, don't rely on the timer on screen
turbid hound
Thanks for da info guys
cedar lodge
no prob 🙂
upper jay
regular bounties sgeep
for legendary i just wait half an hour near the sheriff for $225
cedar lodge
I believe so
marsh dirge
Please tell me the cut scene counts towards that 30 mins😂
upper jay
but that’s because i do etta doyle and it takes me about 5 min to bring her into the police department
cedar lodge
Lol I don't think so
upper jay
so i just wait half an hour
i think you can wait less but i didn’t bother finding out the most optimal time
cedar lodge
Might say on Google somewhere
marsh dirge
Hmmm might need to to a bit of research 🤓
cedar lodge
Going to the deepest and darkest place of the web... aka... google page 2
marsh dirge
That’s worse than the actual dark web tbh
cedar lodge
fkn true
marsh dirge
hello
upper jay
do some light googling
cedar lodge
triggered
marsh dirge
anyone know what the update is?
upper jay
nothingboth
cedar lodge
supposedly fixed the animal thing but im hearing mixed reviews
marsh dirge
what animal thing?
cedar lodge
the no animals spawning glitch thingy
marsh dirge
yea ive got no clue what that is lol, im not versed in the glitches
i know of infini load and of drop animal near activatable npc
cedar lodge
yeah usually when the lobby has like 20+ people in it, the animals almost disappear, its hard to hunt
upper jay
jesus my connection shat itself at the worst time
marsh dirge
im usually with 23ih people in my gam and i find animals all the time
cedar lodge
GB = GarBage
upper jay
ha
gottem
i have to make a meme now
i can’t find the stock image that i want to use though
cedar lodge
which one
upper jay
it’s one where there’s specifically 3 bullies making fun of this girl that’s in front, the 3 in the back are blurry but the girl isn’t
i found another similar to it so it’ll have to do
cedar lodge
oooooooh yeah ikkkkk
marsh dirge
well your pc, pc makes no sense
upper jay
#general-media , sloppy, but you get the point
marsh dirge
wow you named me someone probably...
marsh dirge
my cats trying to eat my pc now because of you
upper jay
feed your cat nerd
marsh dirge
if she wants to eat she can go out to kitchen and eat
cedar lodge
I love it
tough widget
Where’s the best place in lemoyne to go hunting
marsh dirge
nowhere
marsh dirge
i know 2 panther spots down there but thats it
upper jay
there a croc in my sock
tough widget
I wanna go to lemoyne as it’s the most popular bit in the game
upper jay
speaking of which, do our characters even wear socks
tough widget
Most players are in lemoyne I think
marsh dirge
so first time ive gotten an infini load how do i fix?
tough widget
As it’s the capital
cedar lodge
why does that make you want to hunt there
manic python
Since when is lemoyne most popular?
cedar lodge
you need to reload the game jab
tough widget
Cos more players
upper jay
turn it off and in again jab
cedar lodge
that makes it worse for hunting tho
tough widget
How
cedar lodge
... well you could get griefed
manic python
Because there’s more people
marsh dirge
lemoynes not the capital...
cedar lodge
how does more people help you hunt
manic python
^
marsh dirge
there is no capital
tough widget
I have a shot gun so they won’t go near me
cedar lodge
well why bother anyway
manic python
That doesn’t mean anything
tough widget
Unless they want to be headless
manic python
Everyone has shotguns
cedar lodge
just go somewhere there isnt people
marsh dirge
ever heard of snipers or riflemen?
manic python
And people don’t have to be close to kill you
tough widget
Plus st Denis looks cool
marsh dirge
or repeat shooters? or dual wielders?
cedar lodge
well its cool but its not a good hunting spot
tough widget
There are alligators there
manic python
Also, lemoyne doesn’t have the greatest concentration of players. There’s players everywhere, all over the map, and they move
gleaming umbra
eep
lament prairie
This chat just has me like 🤔
cedar lodge
theres better animals elsewhere
marsh dirge
gators are some of the worst hunting things
manic python
Alligators aren’t the best thing to hunt
tough widget
Plus I won’t be in lemoyne
marsh dirge
a 3 star buck is worth 2 times a gator at cripps
cedar lodge
...???
tough widget
I’ll be in Scarlett meadows where it’s quiet
manic python
But you just said you wanted to go to lemoyne?
upper jay
it’s not the chat that had you like that villain, it’s __
cedar lodge
scarlett meadows is IN lemoyne
manic python
Scarlett Meadows is in lemoyne
cedar lodge
lmfao
tough widget
Yeah but it’s quiet
manic python
Lemoyne is the state
cedar lodge
you just said you wont be in lemoyne
manic python
You’re still in lemoyne
tough widget
I wil
lament prairie
Lol you are correct jare 😂
cedar lodge
big "Goodbye america, hello new york" vibes
marsh dirge
i...im so confused
tough widget
Yeah but it’s quiet
upper jay
take a geography class please
cedar lodge
yeah but you JUST said you wont be in lemoyne
tough widget
I know
manic python
marsh dirge
im going to make a lunch and when i come back i hope this is over
cedar lodge
but you are
tough widget
I thought it was in heartlands
lament prairie
cedar lodge
no
tough widget
But I’ll go to Scarlett meadows as it’s quietest place in lemoyne
marsh dirge
heartlands is a state not a territory same as scarlett meadows is a state and not a territory
manic python
No?
cedar lodge
yall giving me diabetes
manic python
Heartlands isn’t a state. It’s in the state of New Hanover.
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upper jay
what
marsh dirge
the territoreis are new austin, lemoyne, new hanover, etc
cedar lodge
Scarlett Meadows is in Lemoyne, and the Heartlands is in New Hanover.
marsh dirge
the states are the areas in the territories
manic python
Wrong
tough widget
Where’s the best place to hunt in lemoyne
marsh dirge
not in lemoyne
cedar lodge
why do you keep wanting to hunt there
upper jay
there are five states, new austin, west elizabeth, new hanover, ambarino, and lemoyne
cedar lodge
go somewhere else
lament prairie
Lololol just go start a legendary bounty
tough widget
So I can go to st Denis easily
cedar lodge
why
manic python
But why
cedar lodge
theres other places that are near stores
tough widget
St Denis is cool
cedar lodge
alright but you wont hunt good
tough widget
It’s big
manic python
But you don’t hunt in Saint denis
gleaming umbra
scarlett meadows
upper jay
and in those five states there are regions
cedar lodge
how does it being big and pretty help hunting
gleaming umbra
if you must stay in lemoyne
cedar lodge
alright well u said hunting
tough widget
I want to live near a better place then valentine
cedar lodge
and if ur hunting in scarlett meadows, go to rhodes, not st denis
upper jay
this is painful
cedar lodge
it is
gleaming umbra
so hostile
upper jay
5 minutes of this is worse than spending 5 hours straight collecting
lament prairie
I find it kinda enjoyable at this point
cedar lodge
says u lol
gleaming umbra
let the guy play where-ever he likes
marsh dirge
my brains broken
gleaming umbra
no?
upper jay
just the way he explains it and talks is just.. it hurts to read
cedar lodge
im not saying he CANT hunt there but hes saying he wants to hunt there because loads of people are there and we're telling him thats not a good idea
upper jay
i’m not bashing him
i don’t think anyone is
we’re just giving constructive criticism
cedar lodge
were just trying to explain
upper jay
telling him advice
manic python
No one is, and you’re hardly the authority to talk on that, toxic. If it got to bashing, a stop would be put to it, as bashing isn’t welcome
upper jay
why do you assume everyone is just always hostile.. that’s rude of you :(
tough widget
I’ll bounty hunt there as well not just hunt lol
gleaming umbra
constructive criticism LOL
manic python
@tough widget do you feel like you’re being bashed? Are you comfortable with the convo?
cedar lodge
bounty hunting, sure, just that theres btter places to hunt
upper jay
if someone says they’re going to lemoyne to hunt for gators i would definitely tell them to not do that, it’s not a great way to earn money or to donate to your camp
there’s better animals to hunt
advice ≠ bashing
tough widget
If lemoyne is good for bounty hunting then I’ll go there
marsh dirge
why are the heartlands so hostile today?
cedar lodge
sure
tough widget
Also on the elimination series do you fight other players or npcs
lament prairie
Anywhere is okay to bounty hunt really
cedar lodge
players
marsh dirge
itsnot npc's
tough widget
Ok good
cedar lodge
everything shootout is pvp
manic python
I was just going to say that, villain
upper jay
best legendary bounty to do is etta doyle
all you have to do is sit and wait
and then take her to the police department and no one shoots at you, don’t even have to waste a bullet
lament prairie
How hard is 5 star owl hoot solo?
upper jay
with owlhoot at 4/5 star you get ambushed at the wagon
marsh dirge
best part is if you do etta as a female character they dont shoot you\
upper jay
oh no they definitely shoot you
manic python
^
lament prairie
I know it sucks if someone dies there at the end jarebear 
upper jay
but they won’t shoot you if you wait until they run away
marsh dirge
ive done etta like 7 times total as my female and never been shot at once
upper jay
did you wait?
marsh dirge
nope soon as i knew which wa setta i went down for her
upper jay
and when was that
upper jay
and in your minimap how many skulls were there?
marsh dirge
i dont record stuff