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[grave trout]

yup

[woven pollen]

I wasn't sure you were asking me a question

so how am i being rude?

[grave trout]

asking everyone a question

[woven pollen]

so is everyone being rude then?

[grave trout]

I asked three times

no

[woven pollen]

yeah well ur being an entitled pos, i don't know the answer

[grave trout]

I asked everyone but I took a little offence to being ignored by you and your mate

[woven pollen]

....ok.......

try googling it

[grave trout]

that's not how you use ellipsis but alright

yeah it shows a time zone

But it's all not GMT

[woven pollen]

look boomer, i dont care, i dont know the answer u seek, stop talking down to me and the others in this group.

[grave trout]

talking down?

[devout cliff]

Everyone chill

wands are 5

[marsh dirge]

Let’s not start insulting

[woven pollen]

if you wanna harp on about proper grammar, go become a professor of English and teach or join a discord about that

[grave trout]

@devout cliff cheers 👍

[devout cliff]

literally can just look on the jeanropke map and it'll tell

super easy

[woven pollen]

ya that map is super useful

[grave trout]

wait what was that?

I'm new to collecting

[woven pollen]

google rdr2 jeanropke map

[devout cliff]

A map that has all the cycles and locations for the collectibles

[grave trout]

Oh okay thanks you two

see ya around

[woven pollen]

its an interactive map that shows a crazy amount of stuff

[sage quiver]

It's also pinned in #collector

[atomic hare]

My moonshine wagon just autodrove itself into the side of a bridge

[lament prairie]

Ghost ride the whip

[grizzled sail]

Yo

[cedar lodge]

Why’s rdo-chat been demoted to 3rd place?

Also that pf pic gives me hives ^

[modest crown]

i guess its for fluidity.. the channel updates first then the text ones

im fine with it tbh

[cedar lodge]

Sure but yanno continuity is also good 😂

[upper jay]

it’s happened before jotun

[devout cliff]

Ngl, that's gonna fuck me up for a bit lmao I'm so used to opening the category and just clicking down one

[cedar lodge]

Yeah ik

Yeah same I’m used to it being first

[upper jay]

but don’t worry, it’s not as bad as completely removing the entire chat as a collective punishment

[devout cliff]

Now I'm gonna see Nazar's location instead of "Oi, hackers" and shit lmao

And be like

[upper jay]

we vibing

[devout cliff]

"Who tf posted that in rdo- nvm it moved"

[upper jay]

probably jonk

he likes posting images here

[cedar lodge]

“Madam Nazar is by Bolger Glade today!”

___: I HAVE NO AMMO

[umbral crypt]

Lookin' fer the Madam? Check here
#624629540949590016

[sage quiver]

Move it back upp

[upper jay]

just get rid of it

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[upper jay]

forest boy wya

[gleaming umbra]

rip

[open charm]

Guys how do i submit a ticket?

[upper jay]

alright, look, this is really hard to do so make sure you pay attention

[dark needle]

Anyone that is doing the wagon Glitch?

[upper jay]

you can’t afford to make one mistake

don’t talk about glitches here @dark needle

anyways back to the important thing you gotta do

[marsh dirge]

heyo

[upper jay]

open google.. type in red dead support ticket, open the first link

then follow instructions

[marsh dirge]

tryna decide if i want to play rdr2o or sniper elite 4

whats everyones thoughts?

[gleaming umbra]

Rdo obv

Aw

$100 is the limit :-/

[marsh dirge]

limit of?

[gleaming umbra]

Player bounty

[marsh dirge]

how do you do those?

[gleaming umbra]

no i meant the highest you can go is 100

you just kill folk

[marsh dirge]

and get money?

[gleaming umbra]

eh

no

do you not know how the bounty system works

i'm not talking about the role

[marsh dirge]

oh?

max bounty you can have?

[sage quiver]

If you rack up a $20 Bounty, people with a high enough Bountyhunter level can hunt you down for it

100 apparently

[devout cliff]

Every player bounty I've done, they literally just sit there. They just like "Ight, I know it's hard out there. Take me in"

[sage quiver]

It's fun in jail

[gleaming umbra]

lasts 10 seconds

what's the fun in that

[upper jay]

still longer than me

[rich solstice]

just got shot off the traderoute train by explosive rounds

lel 10 second out of bound timer and no respawn, thanks rockstar

[gleaming umbra]

Spectate and you’ll still get the goods

[rich solstice]

Oh okay thanks

[rich solstice]

god i am scared to sell my full trader business

yikes that's bad

[woven moss]

Won’t let me sell my moonshine batch? No option to start a delivery. Also can’t create more because it says I have to sell the existing batch

[rich solstice]

my trader business is bugged, i resupply but it won't produce, full on mats

just done 3 in a row

well i guess farming resupply missions is kinda nice

now i have yet another infinite loading screen

The Rockstar Games Red Dead Online Experience everybody

k I'll stop whining now, bugs are gone

[marsh dirge]

Squashed em

[cedar lodge]

Nah one person stops whining another starts. It’s always like that here

[rich solstice]

lol

So i heard someone say that local deliveries are ungriefable

is that true? can i like parley them and take the goods

bc last time i sold it got attacked but i managed to escape with the goods and sell them, that was a local one.. but idk if you can parley

[marsh dirge]

You most likely can

I save a moonshine delivery that way

Got murderised by some low level while I wasn’t paying attention, parlayed, and took my wagon back no problem

[rich solstice]

Oh cool

Well i just killed them pover and over and then snuck past and got them

i was panicking a bit so i didn't see the parley

[marsh dirge]

RDO Fact of the day,

Assuming you had to buy every single one, each of the 36 ability cards combined would cost $32,400 to purchase and upgrade to tier 3.

[rich solstice]

That's a lot of money

And damn just as i think the dailies would be easy, persistent posse 🙄

[gleaming umbra]

32k

That’s not too bad

@rich solstice local deliveries can be attacked, but not stolen.

[graceful shell]

Yall lucky you even got businesses

Rock* legitimately thanosed my business

It's gone

[gleaming umbra]

wym

[graceful shell]

I tried hard resetting

Restartin game

And contacting support

My business legitimately doesn't exist anymore

[gleaming umbra]

What business

[graceful shell]

Now I have to grind 25 gold bars again

Moonshine

[gleaming umbra]

Uhhh, once acquired, you can’t lose it

I’d give it a day or two

[graceful shell]

It's been 3 days

On god I'm not lying

[gleaming umbra]

Have you tried moving shacks

[graceful shell]

My moonshine business got thanosed

I did

It's gone and says I have to pay the gold bars again

So now I have to grind again

[gleaming umbra]

Well that’s rather odd

[graceful shell]

Yep

It sucks

[gilded crag]

find new session

dont re buy like a dummy

[graceful shell]

It's been 3 days

[gleaming umbra]

Unfortunate enough, try deleting the game

[graceful shell]

I have deleted the game

And reinstalled

[rich solstice]

Lmao

[graceful shell]

Nothin has worked

They legitimately erased my business

I have joined a session tried to move my shack restarted my game hard reset delete the game and reinstalled

[rich solstice]

Also @gleaming umbra they kinda can be fucked up though, not stolen but i mean if i can't parley and since i'm shit at pvp i can just get spawnkilled until the timer runs out

[graceful shell]

And contacted support

Nothin worked

I legitimately do have to grind up 25 bars again

[gleaming umbra]

That’s what I said?

[quartz pier]

Hello

[upper jay]

but why would you upgrade all the ability cards

like yuck, horse perks are gross

[wet kettle]

Has there been any news about multiple characters option or something like that?

[rich solstice]

how do i drink my own moonshine

[past marten]

Whats the fastest way to give cripps materials to work?

Animals are quite rare..

[young fable]

Just wanted to sell my first moonshin sale and ha! Infinite loading screen

(PC)

What a nice game

[upper jay]

jesus what a clusterfuck of messages sent lol

[empty lantern]

Should I just buy red dead again so I can have a male character?

Starting to doubt they will let us have more than 1 character

[upper jay]

can’t you just make a new account and play on that without having to buy it again?

[formal flax]

hey, if you were to go into your main menu and click on the player list, is the player list for the entire server? or just in the area?

[upper jay]

session

[formal flax]

so that means the people listen can be on the other side of the map

listed

[steel tangle]

yup

[empty lantern]

Think the license of the game only works once per account

I'd have to make another account and purchase it again sadly... Just so annoying that rockstar just cant give us another character slot

[upper jay]

that’s dumb

should’ve gotten a ps4 or xbox

[empty lantern]

Have a ps4, fuck no PC is superior.

[violet sun]

Is there a social club group for this discord?

[empty lantern]

I couldn't play red dead on console after playing it on PC to much of a downgrade

[violet sun]

I haven't touched my xbox since I got it on PC.

[empty lantern]

Same

[upper jay]

at least we can make more than one account without having to buy another copy of the game

so i mean.....

[violet sun]

I bought it twice 1 for each platform.

[grave raft]

It's the same way regardless of platform you play it on

[violet sun]

What do you mean?

I couldn't play my xbox one character when I bought it on PC

[grave raft]

that it's one character per acct

[violet sun]

ah ok I see what you mean. Different rockstar logins

[grave raft]

and yeah, I started on XBOne and then switched to PC after it finally released

hard to get on the xbone version now lol

[violet sun]

aye

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[graceful shell]

Hello my chums of the cowboy slums

How's it going on this BEEEEEEEuatiful night

[robust ferry]

I got a 25% weapon discount

what's a good weapon to buy with that?

[gilded crag]

what dont u have?

[robust ferry]

a lot

I only have the basic weapon and ultimate edition weapons

[frigid wadi]

ok my game is messed up

whenever i die, i respawn at the nearest town

anyone else experience this?

i'll be waaaay out in the desert and continually respawn in the middle of tumbleweed

[upper jay]

what level are you faiz?

and i’ve never had that happen to me, like reapawn far away sure but never exactly always in a town

[marsh dirge]

howdy

[storm fern]

ydwoh

[robust ferry]

@heady pivot like, 19, and only 250$ to my name

[marsh dirge]

@robust ferry The most expensive one you can buy, so probably the mauser pistol.

Also it’s only really worth buying and upgrading all the cards if you’re like me and enjoy having all those options

[robust ferry]

Mauser is the only semi-automatic weapon as of now right?

[open charm]

Yes

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[marsh dirge]

Semi Auto Pistol is semi automatic... and so is the Semi Auto shotgun... and technically the double Action revolver since it requires to input no load the next shot

[open charm]

Rockstar should release fully automatic rifle i think auto rifles were invented in 1885 or something

[storm fern]

lemme check

yes, 1885

the maxim gun

was the first auto weapon

but I don't think they made auto rifles then

but in story mode, spamming fire with dual 1899's (at the hip, not aiming) gives a similar affect

[marsh dirge]

I am fully against that idea

The first automatic rifle was made in 1900, the Cei-Rigotti

[storm fern]

oh yeah

[open charm]

@marsh dirge game is based in 1909 so it is possible

[spare quail]

red dead online is in 1898, before the start of the story mode

[marsh dirge]

Yeah

[spare quail]

yeah these guns were around during the Civil War

i mean gatling guns, not like an AK or anything

[marsh dirge]

moonshine shack still glitches. after months

cant even get into it. just sits. and then can't do anything

[spare quail]

yeah i got crashed in my moonshine shack too ; ;

[storm fern]

mine works fine

[spare quail]

i upgraded a business equipment from maggy and it kindly kicked me out

[storm fern]

haha she's like "thanks for the purchase I don't need you anymore"

[open charm]

I feel like i made a mistake buying moonshiner role can't earn money but have to give 60$ for production

I should've bought collector

[storm fern]

me too

@open charm you're not alone

i feel the same way too

[tough widget]

I swore I got attacked by a shark yesterday on rdr2

[storm fern]

oh look it's underscore!

hiya

and shark?

hmm

[tough widget]

I was swimming through a lake and then something took like nearly all my health

[storm fern]

👀

that's interesting

[tough widget]

It’s a shark

100%

[storm fern]

ok

[tough widget]

Does rdr2 have sharks

[storm fern]

i don't know

crocodiles definitely

sharks?

[tough widget]

Crocodiles?

[storm fern]

alligators**

same thing

[tough widget]

Oh where do I find alligators

[storm fern]

in the bayou nwa

they're only in the bayou I think

[tough widget]

I was swimming through the st Denis river by where the factory’s are then something bit me

[storm fern]

maybe that's what it was

[tough widget]

Oh

[storm fern]

yeah I don't think there's sharks in the game, would be cool

[tough widget]

So they die instantly if I shoot it in the head

[storm fern]

but they live in large oceans

Gators?

[tough widget]

Yes

[storm fern]

I hope so

I don't remember

db shotgun to the head always does the trick

[tough widget]

How do I swim underwater

[storm fern]

I don't think you can

[tough widget]

Well I think I know how to deal with alligators

[storm fern]

ok

[tough widget]

So I just stand still and it won’t attack me

[storm fern]

I hope that's what works

because I have barely any knowledge

[tough widget]

Because alligators are dumb fucks who only eats things that moves

[storm fern]

lol

they can be made into a nice hat in story mode

that hat just speaks aussie to me

[errant forge]

Nah lmao alligators will lose their shit if you get too close

Grizzly bears are the ones that leave you alone if you stand still

[storm fern]

yeah I thought so

[pulsar arch]

oh really?

i've just always instinctively either run to get some space invetween or get out my rifle

scared to test this tho

[storm fern]

DIE BEAR DIE

[pulsar arch]

aw

[storm fern]

chick BANG chick BANG

naw

I like bears

[pulsar arch]

i like teddy bears

bears you see out in IRL try to spike your drink

[atomic hare]

4 GB update for PS4?

[errant forge]

Black bears are adorable

Grizzlies are monsters

[pulsar arch]

ooh you're on the ball Simmi

imagine if animal spawns are fixed

[atomic hare]

they've been better for me this week but still bad when lobbies get huge

[robust ferry]

Can I unlock river lure with gold?

[storm fern]

idk

[pulsar arch]

you definitely could before they reworked what was level-skippable w gold

can't say for sure now but i'm guessing it can be bought w gold

[robust ferry]

I met an unkillable man

[atomic hare]

I wouldn't waste the gold

[robust ferry]

Is a Lasso Knife combo a clean kill?

[atomic hare]

yes

[pulsar arch]

anybody checked if lockbox or moonshine bar have valentine day decor?

[storm fern]

nope

I hope so

[pulsar arch]

or maybe Valentine is valentine themed this week

[storm fern]

Haw Haw

I wish

and there'd only be Prositutes

[pulsar arch]

lmao

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[quasi wigeon]

Thank you

Very cool

[atomic hare]

After the update I can't tell any difference except that load times are worse

[empty lantern]

Launched ps4 for red dead first time since PC release, to recreate my ps4 char correctly for PC... Infinitelloading when trying to change appearance and did it through workaround too and even the general loading is so slow how one actually plays this on console is surprising

[atomic hare]

yeah, loading is worse today than it has been

don't take that as normal

[gleaming umbra]

I’m yet to have any issues

May have jinxed myself there

[empty lantern]

I may just try get my male character as close as possible to my ps4 by memory

[atomic hare]

using my eagle eye at night now makes it ridiculously bright

way brighter than before

[modern briar]

Quick question, been playing for a while but never not been able to pay stable fees. Thinking about getting a fourth horse, but what happens if I can’t pay the fees?

[young fable]

When they actually gonna fix the moonshine delivery loading screen?

2/4 you gotta restart the game smh

[upper jay]

just going to throw this in but i saw talk about fully automatic weapons, and yea one person got it right and said there was the maxim gun, but that’s not a rifle and already is in the game, it’s more of a mounted gun.

there was a fully automatic rifle* made by italy introduced in 1900 but it was absolute garbage

it took the russians until 1915 to make a decent one, and we (americans) made the first practical one in 1918

[empty dust]

It sucks when your at max outlaw pass but all you have is the free one lol

[upper jay]

you have 3 weeks and 5 days to earn 40 gold

you can do it if you do some dailies everyday

[empty dust]

Yea. Thata what I'm trying to do. This is the 1st time I have actually sat down and played online. So I'm short gold

So the story missions give good gold?

[upper jay]

yes but it’s not the best way to make gold

focus on doing the dailies and do at least half of them everyday

if you find some difficult like showdowns or free roam events it’s okay if you skip some, just start building a streak and do what you can

if you have the bounty hunter role you can use that to make gold, just start a timer once the mission starts and try to turn in the bounty after 12 minutes

[empty dust]

That's what I did yesterday and prob gonna focus the rest of the week on. Trying to get bountry hunter roll leveled up.

Was just thinking about mixing in some story missions in here and there

[upper jay]

i wouldn’t, but if you’re feeling burned out and tired of doing the same thing then yea, space it out with other things

that’s what i did with the collector role before when collecting every set, it got too mind numbing so i did a legendary bounty every now and then

[empty dust]

I only need 10 more gold to get it. And yea. Got my collector roll to max this week. Waa really trying to do that. Juat trying to earn money

I have managed to get my bounty hunter cart and everything I need yesterday

[upper jay]

oh yea only 10 more gold that’s easy

do some dailies and do bounty hunter missions

you should be able to make 10 gold in about 1 or 2 days if you really go hard at it

but 3 weeks is more than enough time

[empty dust]

Honestly didnt even mean to get my pass leveled up like I did. Just doing all that collector stuff leveled it up super fast

I didnt even think the season pass leveled up that fast

[upper jay]

yea i got my pass leveled up to 100 in like 3-4 days after i bought the game

i bought it last thursday

[empty dust]

Nice lol. I have had the game since launch but never played online really. Hell I havent even finished the story. Got burned out super hard with all the hunting I did

[errant forge]

Yeah the outlaw pass is freaking lit

[upper jay]

no you’re lit

on fire

you’re dying

oh no

[errant forge]

you died

[frozen jolt]

The outlaw pass had easy mode for new players last week

1000 pass xp for every role level

[pure cave]

I hope they release a wagon with the maxim gun on it

[errant forge]

Griefers galore

[gentle orbit]

yes!!! I was discussing that the other day while we were being griefed by some lowlevels while loading bounties on the wagon

[errant forge]

Oof

[gentle orbit]

Bounty Wagon with Maxim gun, make it so!!

[pulsar arch]

war wagon!!

[frozen jolt]

You got griefed by low levels?

Surely you just put them down

Also there's no such thing as griefing when you can parley

[gentle orbit]

naw, I love using my e ammo on griefers

I love the hate mail I get later

why parley when I can just spawn kill you

I don't start asshole contests, but I don't lose them either

you could say I am a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes, lol

[wanton flower]

loads up read dead online

"youve been disconnected from rockstar servers" during loading screen

[upper jay]

there’s already a wagon with a maxim gun on it

you just have to get lucky and find it

hopefully they let you buy different vehicles tho

[pulsar arch]

that one randomly breaks down after a while tho

similar to the steam boats

[gentle orbit]

yeah, they do..

@wanton flower I always get that one on the first try, then it loads in on the second try

[upper jay]

the only time i’ve had a steam boat randomly break down is when you go to far away from the map

never had a wagon randomly break down

[lament prairie]

I've had a hunting wagon break randomly before, when it was parked not even moving 🙃

[pure cave]

Yeah i heard they were on here but never seen them myself, yeah i do hope they add the ability to buy the maxim gun wagon, i think it would only be a cool vehicle to have not really op since wagons are so squishy in this game

[gentle orbit]

you can find them during some bounty hunts

usually the end wagon has a maxim gun on it, which is why I take it out first and them work my way up towards the bounty at the front of the caravan

[frosty lotus]

🙃 just lasso the bounty and ride like hell works for me mostly xD

[gentle orbit]

lol, I like handing them in alive

more of a challange, even if the money is not worth it

[frosty lotus]

they never really die just get out of the people shooting you put bounty on horse

you can drag em behind your horse for a pretty long time without killing them

[gentle orbit]

this is true

[wanton flower]

are they ever gonna fix online?

[frosty lotus]

🙃 whats there to fix?

[wanton flower]

good one

[gentle orbit]

animal spawns? maybe? someday?

[frosty lotus]

would like more animal spawns yeah its a bit barren

[wanton flower]

animal spawns, disconnects, how npcs dont spawn in your moonshine shack sometimes, the janky horse controls that only apply to online

the random encounter spawns are also messed up

[frosty lotus]

but then again that depends on the location Aswell had like 4 dcs today 1 after another its frustrating

[wanton flower]

hell yea

the system for online must be overly complicated

[frosty lotus]

almost finish delivery dc almost done with bounty dc load in instantly dc hunting animals dc lol < cant work like this

[gentle orbit]

I would put up with all that if they fixed the animal spawns... I think it was last week that all the dailes where in regards to hunting some sort of animal, and NOTHING was spawning.. like, really R*?

[wanton flower]

me and my friend somehow got into a solo lobby and there were animals fucking everywhere

if they have to temporarily lower server max to like 15 that would be fine by me

[frosty lotus]

it is possible to go in own lobby ill have to try that

[wanton flower]

not like anyone really interacts anyway

only to grief

[gentle orbit]

Oh yeah!!! We caught a Pristine Moose the othere day in a solo Lobby, how often do you get to see a moose in RDO, let alone a 3 star one

[upper jay]

woah there buddy

griefing doesn’t exist

it’s just part of the game

[wanton flower]

yea well thats still griefing though

[upper jay]

just parley

[wanton flower]

nobody says you have to attack a player wagon :'(

[upper jay]

but no one says you don’t have to either

[wanton flower]

oh shit

u got me there

[gentle orbit]

I have to agree, it is part of the game. Goes with the lifestyle of the wild west, besides I always welcome any opportunity to use E ammo

[wanton flower]

i just want random encounter for free maps

or $5 maps

[frosty lotus]

respawning didn't exist in wild west just saying

🙃

[wanton flower]

youre right, you were reincarnated

as a horse

[gentle orbit]

or a flea

[upper jay]

i can’t yolo, i’m a gamer, i have more than one life

👉😎👉

[wanton flower]

gamer rise up

haha hey guys what if they did red dead battle royale

oh wait

[gentle orbit]

there is one..

[wanton flower]

o rly?

i had no idea

[frosty lotus]

parley is nice and all but keep getting fallowed by the same dude even during parley for him just kill you after it again i mean that's griefing

[gentle orbit]

[wanton flower]

probably was a level 150+ guy

[gentle orbit]

your joke

my head

[wanton flower]

the high levels are always the weirdos since theyve done everything there is

[upper jay]

when battle royale came out in red dead i was like gross

[wanton flower]

also lulz

i actually dont mind it

its the only decent pvp mode imo

[upper jay]

i saw it, read the description and thought, oh no

i like the takeover series

[wanton flower]

they need to add the classic modes from rdr1

like regular deathmatch for staters

[gentle orbit]

I remember getting the email, and just groaned

[wanton flower]

or a regular race with no weapons

[frosty lotus]

they just need to kill all the stupid battle royale shit games...

[wanton flower]

apex good

[frosty lotus]

can i puke?

[wanton flower]

yes

red dead but tarkov???

except its animal skins

instead of guns and stuff

[frosty lotus]

red dead dayz 👀 zombie mode wen

[gentle orbit]

Bring back th Zombies!!

dammit, you beat me to it

[frosty lotus]

i miss that flamming horse 0_0

[wanton flower]

would be cool if they expanded on the halloween stuff

like instead of zombies its all sorts of evil stuff

like witches and demons and shit

[gentle orbit]

what this about a double headed skeleton that tries to melee you? has it been confrimed that it was a hacker?

or is it something else?

[frosty lotus]

rather have zombies xD

[wanton flower]

zombies is over done. if they did it i wouldnt complain

but i think it would be refreshing to have something else

[upper jay]

i used the pestilence horse in undead nightmare

[frosty lotus]

huntshowdown

[upper jay]

the only that looked stinky

[frosty lotus]

is what your looking for lol

[wanton flower]

uh oh... stinkyyy hooorse

[upper jay]

i found this rainbow horse i think.. but i couldn’t get it

[wanton flower]

da unicorn

[upper jay]

yep

[frosty lotus]

is it more worht doing stuff in a posse?

[gentle orbit]

It helps, though I have spent more time solo than in a posse

I mean, you can go after the six man bounties, get more animals if you all have hunting wagons, fend off griefers, etc

[frosty lotus]

makes sense

[gentle orbit]

slap each other in the bar, play drunken music

[frosty lotus]

i like that idea XD

[gentle orbit]

we should try it!

[frosty lotus]

yes lol

[wanton flower]

i saw a post where r* said that rdo is still in the formative stages. i can see that. that said i really, really, REALLY hope they add some side activites like horseshoe, five finger filter etc.

i know theres bird shooting contests but i havent seen it yet

rdo shouldnt just be a game where you spam roles forever

just to buy upgrades for your roles

[gentle orbit]

Liars Dice!!!

[wanton flower]

dominos!!!

black frickin jack!!!

[gentle orbit]

the bird shooting contest is a Posse option

[wanton flower]

oh wow thats kinda lame

at least its something to do

[upper jay]

liar’s dice would be awesome

[gentle orbit]

I really miss Liars Dice from RDR1

[upper jay]

same

[gentle orbit]

I mean, even Marston mentioned it in Single PLayer

[modest crown]

i miss Liar's Dice too

[upper jay]

he brought the game with him into rdr1

[modest crown]

and the mini-showdown before the main PvP event

that announcer was lit

[wanton flower]

you should only be allowed to bring your own pistol and repeater into pvp the rest should be pickups

also yea bring back pre-showdown showdown

[modest crown]

nah make everyone on equal ground, or thereabouts, only regular ammo in PvP

[upper jay]

M i n e r s

[modest crown]

so those explosive ammo cucks can gtfo

[upper jay]

L a w m e n

you

[wanton flower]

that would be good to

i just hate how everyone uses shotguns

[modest crown]

basically bring your whole arsenal in PvP, but only on regular ammo

[wanton flower]

as if the game didnt require minimal skill to begin with lul

[modest crown]

aim assisted PvP

[gentle orbit]

lol, cancer

[wanton flower]

literally auto aim

[frosty lotus]

Omg I really want that dice game spent so much hours in red red 1 doing that

[modest crown]

it'd be great if you can play against players

or friends

[gentle orbit]

I believ you could, if I am not mistaken

[upper jay]

e x c u s e m e

[modest crown]

"I call six fives"

"you sure about that?"

[upper jay]

that “dice game” has a name

[wanton flower]

me and my friends all bought red dead together, but im the only one who still plays it because they dont want to spend hours doing my roles only to get half of what i get for equal effort

[upper jay]

disrespectful yo

[wanton flower]

they really need more attractions

like this next update needs to be good or the game is gonna lose even more players

[grave trout]

What's the cycle on the lost jewellery rings?

[modest crown]

they need to deal with the cheaters first.. AAA game but not a hint of anti-cheat.. fucking embarrassing

[wanton flower]

thats cause ur on pc

no hackers on console

[gentle orbit]

check out the pinned map in#collector

[modest crown]

there are, just not as many.

[gentle orbit]

@grave trout

[wanton flower]

yea i could see that

[grave trout]

Thank you

[wanton flower]

actually i do remember seeing a guy who could only be killed by melee

[grave trout]

Wait where is that

It's not there for me

[modest crown]

you don't even have roles to see the channel

[wanton flower]

someone smacked him with their gun then shot them in the head but they survived

[modest crown]

lol

[gentle orbit]

go to #collector and then look at the pinned messages

[wanton flower]

collector = ez

[gentle orbit]

ahh, yeah, give yourself the collector role so you can see that channel

[modest crown]

#roles to select your respective roles to see the specific channels @grave trout

[grave trout]

I've done it

Just realised 😂

Anyone know the cycle though? 😳

[modest crown]

the jeanropke map will tell you everything

[wanton flower]

bounty hunter is less rewarding but much more engaging

unless collector gets indiana jones type missions ill never be a smelly collector

also pls add more storylines

[lament prairie]

Yeah collecting is boring af but it's probably the best way to make money

[gentle orbit]

I like the Bounty hunter missions becuase it is a quick way to waste time while my Moonshine still is making the next batch

it depends an what you want, do you need quick cash and animals are not spawning, look at you collections and see which is the closest to being finished

I use the JeanRopke map to find absinthe, Caribbean rum, creek plum and agarita for my special moonshine recipies

that Poison Poppy monshine tho.... that is some scary stuff

[lament prairie]

If only you could buy it at the liquor store

[upper jay]

sounds lovely

[barren linden]

You can now ping respective channels when Looking for players.
If you're looking for a group please checkout #welcome-rules and select which system you play on. From there you can check out the how to channels to see how you can find players easier.

[upper jay]

gross

[rich solstice]

apparently rockstar have put an update today to fix animal spawns?

no idea, just going off potential clickbait youtube videos, so don't trust me lol

[atomic hare]

I just saw a ton in a 23 person lobby

I've been seeing way more all week

[rich solstice]

i'm seeing quite a few in a 19 person lobby

not many gators but a lot of deers bucks and does

seems like the rabbits have come out of their hiding too

[atomic hare]

It's still nothing like being in a solo lobby, but way better

[rich solstice]

No only once every 24 hours

when the cycles reset

[gentle orbit]

find madam nazar

[umbral crypt]

Lookin' fer the Madam? Check here
#624629540949590016

[rich solstice]

what do you mean

o

yeah find her or send your collections to her via post office

[gentle orbit]

sorry, I misread you

buy the butcher table from cripps

if you havent read his letter yet, open his letter and then go look for him at the store he mentions

it changes, depending on the location you are at when you read his letter

open your stachel, go to documents, and then letters

should be one that says Letter from Cripps

I believe... it has been a while since I did it

not a problem, so am I!

hit me

@marsh dirge

[tender ocean]

soon™️

[short cedar]

Any new content or still stale and only catering to casuals?

[upper jay]

new content?

h a

[gentle orbit]

I misidentify as a Casual

[upper jay]

so you’re not a casual?

[gentle orbit]

it depends on what day of the week it is

[upper jay]

got it

but i don’t really

[gentle orbit]

lol, depends on the amount of game time I can put in

less than 5 hours = Casual

[upper jay]

but i mean you said you misidentify as a casual, so that was a bit like y’know what

[gentle orbit]

As a clan leader for a different game, which I will not mention here out of respect, I sometimes cannot play what I want as much as I would like to

that along with a full time job, a hyperactive 4 y.o and my lovely wife... yeah

Gaming Times are not like what they used to be a couple decades ago

[rich solstice]

man i wish i could listen to music while i do boring collector shiz

[gentle orbit]

I just let the collect shit happen as I do other stuff

[rich solstice]

Me too

[gentle orbit]

looting bounties really helps a lot

[rich solstice]

So I ride around with my metal detector out while getting my trader business supplied & ready and my moonshiner mash set up

and thne i use the jeanropke map to find out what i need to get, normally i already have like half the stuff

[gentle orbit]

I did that at first till I realized I could just use the Jeanropke map

[rich solstice]

then when i'm done getting a set i sell moonshine, get it going again, get another set or two and then sell the trader

yeah lol

[gentle orbit]

I focus on what I need for the special moonshine reciepies

[rich solstice]

Collector really does make me the most money, the trader and moonshiner are just my method of fun.. and the icing on the cake i guess.. $200 per sale from MS and then $500 from trading is quite nice

but getting 2k from one collector session is insanely good

[gentle orbit]

@upper jay I missidentify as a casual in the sense that I cannot focus as much time as I would like, if I had all the time in the world like I used to, then yes I would be a Hardcore highlevel grinder

back in the day, I was a completionist, had to do absolutely everything in any game

[upper jay]

again that’s the thing i’m confused about

you’re saying misidentify

wouldn’t it be that you identify as a casual instead?

[gentle orbit]

lol, i hear ya

[upper jay]

i’m confusion

you’re hearing me but you’re not..

a a a

[gentle orbit]

my current gaming history would make me a causal in today's gaming community, but that is because there just not enough hours in a day for everything I would like to do

but deep down, I know I could grind just as hard as any hardcore, but that would mean disregarding family and career

[upper jay]

that’s called addiction

[gentle orbit]

this is correct, I have told my wife that gaming is a vice of mine but of all the vices in the world, I feel I could do a lot worse than gaming

at least this way I don have to drive home drunk at night

[upper jay]

i don’t like the taste of alcohol

so i mean, worst i do is text and drive i guess

still haven’t ran over any kids yet

[manic python]

inb4 someone pops up saying "just wake up 15 min earlier/go to bed 15 min later to do things!!!!"

[upper jay]

just wake up 15 minutes earlier and do your dailies

c’mon guys it’s not that hard to keep a streak

it only takes 2 minutes

[manic python]

[upper jay]

legit had someone tell me it only takes 2 minutes

uh.. no sir, no it does not

[manic python]

amazing

[gentle orbit]

lol, just signing in can take up to (insert X time here)

[upper jay]

and i don’t get how people don’t understand that sometimes you come back home tired from work or whatever

not having time to play video games isn’t being lazy

[manic python]

wdym of course it is, don't you know

the absolute laziest

[upper jay]

what a concept

just one word.. it’s just one word swipe to text

calm down

[royal wyvern]

it's kinda creepy when cheaters just teleport around the corner or some shit

[gentle orbit]

lol

[upper jay]

you better watch out, you better not cry

he sees you when you’re sleeping

[empty dust]

Do we get gold from the random stranger missions around the world?. I'm trying to break up my farming with differnt activities so I dont get bored

I started this morning with 28 gold. I'm at 37. Season pass is almost mine

[upper jay]

i mean you’re at 37 at this point you might as well grind for the next 3 gold

you have bounty hunter right? do what i told you this morning

start any bounty mission, wait until it starts, start a timer for 12 minutes and after those 12 minutes turn them in

you get .32 gold for doing it in 12 minutes

[empty dust]

I have been I have done alot of bounties today, couple main story missions, treasure maps. Just seeing what else is out there lol

[upper jay]

2 more hours of straight grinding dude

you’re almost there

if not i just suggest taking an actual break y’know

like just turn off and do something else, take a nap maybe

[empty dust]

I'm about to gwt off for the day. Will have to finish in the morning

[upper jay]

you still have 3 weeks

don’t worry about it you’re cruising now

3 gold in 3 weeks? that’s nothing

most people don’t even get 9 gold in a day

[empty dust]

And I have been off and on most the day honestly painted half my kitchen. Juat wanted to take a break

Hopfully this patch fixed the animal spawns. Gonna have to start working on trader next

[halcyon acorn]

does anyone have a lot of horses and can say what the best one is?

[grizzled sail]

Two days until I can go home and play red dead yeeee

[halcyon acorn]

thats not the answer to my question :(

[empty dust]

Hey @upper jay. Do you get the husky dog for free or have to buy it after it is unlocked

[halcyon acorn]

you get it for free

[upper jay]

what that guy said

[halcyon acorn]

whats the best horse

[upper jay]

and there’s not really a best horse

just a best saddle

[grizzled sail]

The best one in my opinion is missouri fox trotter

[empty dust]

@halcyon acorn I'm personally loving the breton rightnow and thank you

[upper jay]

criollo is cuter than the mft >:(

[halcyon acorn]

I have the Kladruber and its not good

Is the Arabian good

[upper jay]

ha

ahaha

[halcyon acorn]

i mean the black one

?

[upper jay]

a a a h a aha

no

[halcyon acorn]

why not

[upper jay]

don’t get the arabian it’s a waste of money

[grizzled sail]

The arabian is only good for speed

[upper jay]

you’ll spend more time on the ground than on your horse

[grizzled sail]

But its scared of everything

[upper jay]

even then there are better horse for speed than the arabian

[halcyon acorn]

its very agile.

And do you have it in online?

[upper jay]

at crashing into trees

[halcyon acorn]

Because people say its different in online from in story mode

[upper jay]

fyi the story mode arabian is nothing like the online

yep they’re right

[halcyon acorn]

And do you have the online one?

[upper jay]

not currently

i trashed it

[halcyon acorn]

what

[upper jay]

got rid of it

it sucked

[halcyon acorn]

you trashed 42 gold?

[empty dust]

I like the breton bc they dont scare easy at all. Might not be the fastest but I'm never on the ground

[upper jay]

it’s that bad of a horse

[sage quiver]

If you can even call it a horse

[halcyon acorn]

why is it so bad

I thought its the best horse

[sage quiver]

Nah, not in multiplayer

[empty dust]

@halcyon acorn, for speed they are. But everything else they suck

[halcyon acorn]

is there a faster horse than the arabian

[sage quiver]

It's not even noticeably faster than the top role horses lmao

[manic python]

fast hardly ever matters

[upper jay]

listen, all you gotta do..

is get all the rank 20 role horses

that’s it

[manic python]

also saddles + stirrups are a thing

[halcyon acorn]

The Norfolk Roadster is really fast isnt it

[empty dust]

Yep. What @upper jay said

[halcyon acorn]

i have the nachodoches saddle already

[upper jay]

nacogdoches saddle and hooded stirrups

[sage quiver]

Norfolk is great

[upper jay]

you get the nacogdoches at rank 35 for 512 and the hooded stirrups at rank 54 for 144

[halcyon acorn]

I am level 71 and I have both

[upper jay]

you put those two on any horse and it’ll be good

except the arabian

[halcyon acorn]

:(

[upper jay]

you can just throw that one in the bin

[halcyon acorn]

Alright ...

lol

[gentle orbit]

well... looks like I just saved 42 gold

thanks!

[manic python]

turkoman is also good

[empty dust]

Haha. It honestly sounds like @halcyon acorn bought it already. He just wants to make sure the 42 isnt wasted

[gentle orbit]

I remeber turkoman being pretty gon in RDR1 too

[halcyon acorn]

no, I havent bought it lol

[sage quiver]

I dislike the turkoman because it's legs are so skinny

[halcyon acorn]

I was close though

[upper jay]

horse legs are weird

[manic python]

you leave polaris alone

[sage quiver]

[manic python]

she shines bright like the star she is

[sage quiver]

Gold one or silver?

[gentle orbit]

I know right? and they have four of them too..

[manic python]

silver

[upper jay]

perlino horse is yuck

[sage quiver]

That one looks way better than the gold

[manic python]

oh yeah

gold looks bad

[sage quiver]

You shut your filthy mouth about Perry

[manic python]

anyone who says otherwise isn't valid

[empty dust]

Haha

[sage quiver]

I had the gold for like an hour and discarded i5

[manic python]

good choice

bad choice buying it

[sage quiver]

I like the Brindle thoroughbred, twas 18 gold

[halcyon acorn]

i have 66 gold and I will willingly spend it on the Arabian

!!!

[manic python]

oh i love the brindle thoroughbred

gorgeous and you rarely see it

i have one

her name is astra

[upper jay]

i know some people who wanted to fill/had to filled their stables with all the horses that cost gold to buy, with the special coats y’know

[manic python]

@halcyon acorn if you want to waste your gold, go ahead

[sage quiver]

Oo noice! I ride mine usually, it's called Urkel

[upper jay]

there might be more than 10 of them so yea, not all

[sage quiver]

It was Steve first lmao

[manic python]

and we know why you changed that

[sage quiver]

[upper jay]

and yea, earomc if you want to waste your gold on a bad horse go ahead, but i’d say to just save the little gold you have for when the next outlaw pass and role comes out

[manic python]

my champagne mft is corona, brindle thoroughbred is astra, silver turk is polaris and black and white bay criollo is andromeda

[upper jay]

coronoa is a weird name

co-row-no*-ah

?

[manic python]

yknow, like the plasma that surrounds stars

[upper jay]

i spelled sounds wrong

[marsh dirge]

corona*

[sage quiver]

I named mine to recognize their breed
Norfolk = Norbert
Perlino = Perry
Criollo = Criolliver
Kladruber = Rupert

Except my Breton, that's Hoof Hearted

[upper jay]

Wow

Norbert, the herbert of a horse name

[sage quiver]

[upper jay]

i feel bad for the people named Herbert

[manic python]

corona is the outermost layer of a star's atmosphere

[marsh dirge]

Norbert - pervert

[cedar lodge]

Sounds like a boomer gathering

[sage quiver]

I know of no person who's named Herbert, it's always some old farmer on TV

[upper jay]

so why did you add the o in the name rose?

[manic python]

it was a typo that i corrected

people make them

[upper jay]

that’s why i was confused

[sage quiver]

You're always confused

[marsh dirge]

Herbert from family guy

[upper jay]

yes, people are confusing

[cedar lodge]

I read Herbert, I think of Sherbert.

[upper jay]

i love sherbert

rainbow sherbert is good

[cedar lodge]

Makes me wince

[marsh dirge]

Anyone wanna go hunt some big animals wit me?

[upper jay]

try one of the LFG channels

[manic python]

@marsh dirge this is not an lfg channel. read the description, please.

[marsh dirge]

theres a lfg channel?

[manic python]

assign yourself roles at the bottom of #roles, and use the lfg channels.

[upper jay]

but like.. go to #roles to get a role for your platform

sorta jinx i guess , it worked better with toxic

[sage quiver]

[upper jay]

haw

[devout cliff]

yeehaw

[sage quiver]

That's your last

[tough widget]

I killed loads of online players on rdo 😄 they were mad lol

[gleaming umbra]

Almost forgot to do a daily

Rip

[rich solstice]

master distiller perk

how much does it speed up moonshine production

[marsh dirge]

20%

Strong goes from 60->48 minutes
Medium goes from 45->36 minutes
Weak goes from 30->24 minutes

[rich solstice]

Thanks

[tough widget]

Does a collector mission take a long time

[cedar lodge]

Depends on how many items you already have

Idk maybe like half an hour to collect a set idk

[atomic hare]

There's this one bounty I get in Tumbleweed every once in a while that gives me like 2 minutes to complete it

[manic python]

I love when I load into online and it tosses me in some mission right off the bat with a point to get to on the total opposite side of the map then fails a few min in

[heady river]

working as intended

[rich solstice]

i heard about that too wose

someone apparently logged in and got told to do a cripps resupply

and they spawned in saint denis, away from all the animals

when i logged in i was stuck in the trader menu trying to do a resupply and the menu just disappeared and i couldn't exit it

i just had to sit there and listen to cripps insult my indecisiveness every 20 seconds

[manic python]

I have it happen with moonshine things all the time

That clanging noise that plays at the beginning of missions always startles me, hopping into online and hearing that immediately when you don’t expect it with a headset on

[barren linden]

You can now ping respective channels when Looking for players.
If you're looking for a group please checkout #welcome-rules and select which system you play on. From there you can check out the how to channels to see how you can find players easier.

[versed roost]

patch notes for 1.17 are up online

finally they've started fixing the animal spawns!

had a session full of animals with 25 players this morning! 👌

[rich solstice]

Started? Dude i filled up my hunting wagon with 5 perfect carcasses in like 15 minutes

i was in a session with like 22 people, so glad it's being fixed

Fuck saaake

Okay the bugs in this game are annoying right but there's one I really want them to fix, infinite loading screens on MOONSHINE bootlegger missions

Do one successfully, $20 off, try and do another, inf loading, reset game, back to $60

[atomic hare]

I think they're somewhat related

moonshiner coincided with animals disappearing

they'll probably go back and forth fixing one and breaking the other

[rich solstice]

rip

[versed roost]

have you guys noticed if infinite loading are fixed too?

didn't get any this morning but i've only played 40 mins.

[atomic hare]

I've had some trying to start bootlegger missions

[upper jay]

yeet

still loading screens and stuff huh, nice

[marsh dirge]

No good online updates as of yet?

Looks like I'm gonna leave online alone for like 6 months again until there is something new.

[upper jay]

cya dude

i don’t think it would take that long for the new outlaw pass and another role to come out though

[marsh dirge]

Lol, once the next Outlaw Pass comes out I'm just gonna buy and grind it until rank 100 then be done.

Hopefully the next one returns your gold.

hopefully

[upper jay]

this one returns your gold?

have you not checked the benefits tab at all?

[devout cliff]

Yeah

It does

[manic python]

i find it really funny when people say there's nothing to do, get the pass, grind it very, very quickly, then go back to complaining about having nothing to do

[gentle orbit]

i love it

[devout cliff]

I took my time with it and it was still done within a week :(

[manic python]

also, yeah, this one does return your gold too. benefits tab, like jarebear said

took me a few weeks, but my play style is also very laid back and relaxed

i mostly just wander the map and do things here or there in between

[gentle orbit]

in other games people spend weeks grinding an preparing for the new season, so that when it drops, they just speed run through all the content in about two weeks and then spend the next 8 weeks complaining that there is a content drought

[manic python]

yup

[upper jay]

imagine purposefully grinding through the levels of anything new that comes out and then saying “why is there nothing to do”

[manic python]

makes no sense whatsoever. instant gratification of having everything right now give it to me idc if i'll get it eventually i want it now!!!!!

[upper jay]

like the first few days of it coming out

also lilith that was supposed to be rhetorical i guess, i know it gave you back the gold

[devout cliff]

[upper jay]

if you’re getting bored of the game just buy it on another platform, that’s what i did

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[manic python]

or just buy other games?

[upper jay]

that’s too complicated

you wanna give them advice but not something that’s too hard to understand

[manic python]

i find it funny when people say "but i only play one game!!!!" and when you ask them if they've considered, yknow, getting one of the hundreds of others out there when they complain they're bored or sick of that one game, they just go

"no"

[upper jay]

yea that’s what i’m saying, that concept is very foreign to them

[rich solstice]

Nothing to do

[upper jay]

i forgot who said that but yea, they exist

[manic python]

oh so many people have

"why not?"
"because i only play one game"
"but if you get and play other games, expand your horizons, you won't be mad about this one, and bored and sick of it"
"no"
"why?"
"because i only play this one"
"do you at least play story?"
"no"

basically how it goes

[upper jay]

yea horizon, why don’t you expand your horizons

[rich solstice]

Lmao

[manic python]

"then why...don't you get others?"
"no"
"but this one makes you mad and unhappy playing it?"
"yes"

[upper jay]

it’s called stockholm syndrome

they’ve been taken hostage by the game

[manic python]

that's like willingly shooting yourself in the foot then being mad about it, knowing damn well what you did

[upper jay]

i’m upset but i don’t want to do anything actually meaningful about it

-basically everyone now

[manic python]

when people want to be upset and complain but refuse to play anything but the thing that makes them upset and complain:

anyway, i'm on day four in a row of my camp spawning in the same exact place and i'm not happy with the spawn, but at least it is spawning

[heady river]

your shit's locked in place with a spell circle or something

better get a priest to check that shit out

[upper jay]

salt

[manic python]

it's like in scarlett meadows but in that one spawn that's a rock's toss away from emerald station

[heady river]

salt doesn't break circles dumb dumb

[upper jay]

it’s so that you have a post office for your post office in case your post office runs out of post office to post office

[manic python]

smh

and a fast travel post for your fast travel if your fast travel post needs fast travel

just fast travel between them back and forth

[upper jay]

what the hell i was literally just assasulted by a horse

[manic python]

good

[heady river]

agreed, good.

hope it murders your next time

[devout cliff]

Hostile af

[manic python]

that ought to teach you not to exist in its general vicinity next time

[heady river]

I am AGGRO as fuck

[upper jay]

i’m trying to upload it but xbox is way more difficult to upload shit than ps4

[devout cliff]

I hope a horse kicks you when you take a photo when you get 😍'd again

[upper jay]

why can’t i upload to youtube

and no it didn’t kick me or anything, it was just trying to like.. square up on me

[heady river]

I hope a horse caves my skull in so I can cease existing.

[upper jay]

you’ll see once i figure out how to get it

that sounds like something you should discuss with your therapist

[manic python]

oh mood philo

[heady river]

therapists are cheats >:v((

why would you trust someone who gets paid to make suggestions? please.

[upper jay]

because they can send you to a psychiatrist that’ll give you xanax

[heady river]

i dont need a prescription for that

[devout cliff]

Philo and rose are pretty cute with their moods and w's

[upper jay]

is that a ship?

[devout cliff]

Sure

[heady river]

can we sink it.

[upper jay]

i think it can work

[devout cliff]

I mean

They have little gaming dates

so

[upper jay]

aw, cute

[devout cliff]

right

[sage quiver]

[upper jay]

yea that’s defo a ship

[sage quiver]

Philo and wose, sitting in a twee

[heady river]

I can't think of an insult to rhyme.

[sage quiver]

Why would you rhyme an insult, so rude

[upper jay]

because in your heart you know there’s nothing to insult about your ship

[heady river]

I am very bitter.

:v((((

[devout cliff]

Should be telling rose that for reasons

[manic python]

actually, the comments about me and philo make me extremely uncomfortable and i'd appreciate if they stopped

[sage quiver]

alright won't hear the 1 joke I made again

[upper jay]

ouch

anyways check #red-dead-media , that horse was trying to pick a fight

[heady river]

Jokes occasionally are one thing. However it's becoming clockwork, and that's not okay.

[sage quiver]

I said alright, and I made 1 joke 😂 some clockwork there, wanna continue in a less public setting instead of out here if there's more problems?

[heady river]

Nah, just wanted to spit my fire hot take on it. Makes me feel empowered

[upper jay]

can you be empowered enough to check my video? y’know.. cuz horse

[sage quiver]

[heady river]

I'd much prefer if we could ride buffalo instead of horses.

Let me be like those two dudes from fucking Revolver, yo.

[upper jay]

ZEBRA DONKEY

[sage quiver]

I just want my bull back

[upper jay]

zebra donkey

[heady river]

zebra donkey bad

the bull is what real chads rode

[upper jay]

i want my zonkey

[heady river]

the buffalo rifle is also what real chads used

Give me back my angry gun, Rockstar.

[upper jay]

nah because the buffalo helps them compensate

zonkey you don’t got nothing to compensate for

[heady river]

Except the fact you need to feel superior on one of the fastest mounts.

[upper jay]

but not the biggest

[sage quiver]

It's like people needing an Arabian

[heady river]

arabians are actual trash