#rdo-chat

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upper jay
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i wish they’d let you paint your bounty and hunting wagons

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let you have some customization to it

harsh sapphire
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With blood????

livid aspen
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With rainbows

harsh sapphire
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Now you're talking

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Hey milky never talk to u before. You can call me El Papi chulo

livid aspen
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Ok consider it done el papi chulo

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U dont recognize me do ya?

upper jay
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what the hell, this bounty target led me to gray woolen mill, a mill literally in rhodes

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i got the bounty targets but it’s telling me to go to saint denis to turn in the targets

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there’s a fucking sheriff’s office inside of rhodes right next to the mill

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i’m seething

sick agate
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Rx 580 8gb 16 gb ram ryzen 5 2600 can i run 60 fps? If yes on which settings

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?

upper jay
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my bounty wagon flipped and turned on its side

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it says the bounties have been released but they’re just there.. sitting on my sideways wagon telling me to untie them

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and then game is telling me to get on the wagon

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okay fuck it, i stopped caring

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at least i finally got the monthly streak buckle :>

thin karma
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Well heck, with ultimate edition i don't know what to spend my 2,6k dollars to, got the weapons i need and a free horse with criollo's speed and accel

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Camp upgrades on day 3 would be madness

paper canyon
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@thin karma you playing on PC?

thin karma
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yep

paper canyon
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and how'd you get 2.6k dollars?

thin karma
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collector

paper canyon
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daaaamn

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already

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are you just buying the maps?

thin karma
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I didn't buy anything else yet than bolt action rifle, gun upgrades, a shovel and a metal detector

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heck no, just using jeanropke map

paper canyon
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you already bought the shovel and metal detector?

thin karma
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yes

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that's before i made the 2.6k

frigid bronze
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how do you gert perfect pelts?

paper canyon
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can you teach me the process? I'm at level 2 collector atm

frigid bronze
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can u not with the starter repeater?

paper canyon
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@frigid bronze use a bolt action. shoot them in the head

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the large animals

frigid bronze
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rip 200 dollars

devout cliff
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Certain guns are made for certain animals

paper canyon
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for medium size. you can use repeater

frigid bronze
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im earning money at such a slow pace

thin karma
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repeater wont usually kill large animals from one hit, if you want a perfect deer before you have a rifle, use a lassoo

devout cliff
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Repeaters work on foxes and sheep

frigid bronze
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i was headshotting deer and elk with one shot

devout cliff
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yeah you need a bolt

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or a bow

frigid bronze
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whats a good way to earn money?

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the story sheriff mission seems to only give 30

cerulean wharf
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@frigid bronze Becoming a Collector and/or a Trader.

frigid bronze
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does bounty hunting only get you gold bars?

devout cliff
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Yeah

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BH is the only one to give gold

frigid bronze
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do i lose any honor when i take stuff off of other players horses?

cerulean wharf
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@frigid bronze You get cash as well, but not as much as being a Collector/Trader. Gold is what Bounty Hunters care about (even though the Daily Challenges give out gold too, especially with the 2.5x multiplier).

frigid bronze
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saw some dude afk in the middle of a field with a ram on his horse

cerulean wharf
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@frigid bronze Yes you do. It's called theft.

upper jay
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oh boy

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a posse decided to disprove a apparent said allegation that they have a small penis and decided to 5v1 me

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great

devout cliff
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lmao

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If they gotta resort to that

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They probably do have small dicks

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Probably not as small as people that go "Thank me" though

cerulean wharf
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A 5v1? Have fun with that.
I'm better off not knowing what the messages say.

upper jay
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“The Pride of Anarchy” is their posse name

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i guess they’re also edgy

devout cliff
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Yep, smol ones 😂

upper jay
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using carcano rifles

devout cliff
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Ew

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Bad at sniping too

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Gotta have them extra shots incase they miss

frigid bronze
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nice game crashes

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2 gb patch when i try to start it again

devout cliff
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damn you must've been playing a while, PC had that 2 gb patch released an hour or two ago

upper jay
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dang now i accidentally gave this guy bolas

devout cliff
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Smooooooth

upper jay
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sucks that when you need to refill bolas or tomahawks there’s literally only one place in the center of the map off to the west a bit

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and every other shit is in the east

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oh my god i just broke myself

frosty orchid
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Is there way to filter the collector items on the map somehow for the day/cycle?

upper jay
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no, but it tells you

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if you press on it it says 10pm to 5am

devout cliff
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But....You can order bolas in the handheld catalogue

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So they'll be at post offices and camp lockbox

frigid bronze
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do i have to put down my camp each time the game closes?

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thats going to be alot of mooneyz

devout cliff
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You shouldn't have too, but camps are bugged so you might have too

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Usually camps just get pitched but they fucked them up a while ago and pc still got that end of it too

cerulean wharf
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Just hope your camp spawns. 🤞
Otherwise, you're better off figuring out how to kill Cripps.

frigid bronze
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welp///

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i cant place it again

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just says its being pitched

upper jay
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did r* say camps are bugged?

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i just thought it was an issue with all the camp spots being full

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the game probably not being able to handle more than a certain amount of camps pitched in a state/location

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which is amplified since now people want their camps sets up for trader role, but once you’re in a session with only you it pitches up automatically

frosty orchid
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I take it I can't collect these collector items yet that needs metal detector? Since I don't have it

thin karma
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@frosty orchid correct

frigid bronze
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sweet

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open the catalog

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disconnects me

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lmao

heady river
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Sounds about right.

frigid bronze
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is it possible to haul more than one carcass at the same time?

marsh dirge
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You can drag one with your lasso, but otherwise not unless you have the hunting wagon

frigid bronze
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mhm do you know how much the hunting wagon is?

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and how many carcasses it can hold?

thin karma
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5 big carcasses, it's about 850$ can't remember, check from stable

frigid bronze
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oof and you need trader 10 right?

thin karma
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Think so, check from progress trader

frigid bronze
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can you do trading missions with a posse?

honest plinth
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is it worth doing dailies i heard there's no weekly bonus or w/e

thin karma
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You get higher multiplier to the reward, dailies give gold, if you want gold then yes it's worth it

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Yes you can, others can donate to your table, join your resupply, and join your delivery

marsh dirge
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posse of level 150+s sweeping thru the map and killing everyone

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theres fuckin seven of them

lament crest
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PS4?

marsh dirge
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xbox sadly

lament crest
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Ah

marsh dirge
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theyre in vc as they clear out a town and move on

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how bored u gotta be...

honest plinth
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gets boring

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only lvl 23 so far on pc and feel like im running out of stuff to do

lament crest
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Lvl 23 on PC?

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Jesus

honest plinth
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yes

lament crest
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You didnt play the story did you

honest plinth
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i did on xbox already

thin karma
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Huh? I'm 31

lament crest
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is it true there is no outlaw pass

honest plinth
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ye

thin karma
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Ye, i dont dare to get more than 1 job, wondering when it will arrive

violet dirge
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Is there an lfg for rdo?

lament crest
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yea but you gotta have a role

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like ps4 xbox or pc

upper jay
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anyone wanna accompany me in spending the next 4-6 hours getting all collectibles

violet dirge
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ok

thin karma
upper jay
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i’d do it alone, but i need human contact during that time or else my mental state will rapidly deteriorate

honest plinth
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i just did collector earlier today and i dont think i have it in me to do it again

upper jay
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the collectibles just reset

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so uh

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t h e g r i n d

thin karma
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@upper jay play cripps' stories from youtube to keep you company

marsh dirge
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thonkhaw when will rockstar remove thrown fire damage when ur parlayed with someone

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a single tonic and im fine but thonkhaw

lament crest
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I wish there were more Cripps stories

upper jay
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i need the map open tho

lament crest
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And more about Cripps Law

marsh dirge
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can i trade in cripps for another dog

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Pleas

thin karma
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Dog can't make goods, no thumbs

lament crest
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I love Cripps I cant understand why people dont mike him

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Like*

marsh dirge
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he insults my dog

lament crest
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You know what I realized

thin karma
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Yeah his sarcasm and expressions are great

lament crest
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He is basically Uncle, and we feel exactly like Arthur/John, and we treat him bad, so we cant criticize them for being mean to him

thin karma
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Our characters don't feel like anything really, they're mute and quite expressionless

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Emotionless

frosty orchid
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I hate cripps because he keeps putting off my camp

marsh dirge
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yo how do you report like

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a posse

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theres one w. an offensive name

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unsurprisingly it's the level 150s that r rampaging

upper jay
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welp, time to bash my head on my wall a couple times and head straight into the game and get all collectibles

cerulean wharf
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7 Rank 150+ players killing everyone on sight? Are they killing NPCs, players, or both?

upper jay
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damn, i got no friends on that are playing rdr2 and the ones that are definitely wouldn’t want to spend 4+ hours running around

cerulean wharf
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Oh wait...that's RDO on Eggsbox in a nutshell. NVM, carry on.

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@upper jay Trust me, you're better off collecting by yourself. It gives you peace and quiet as long as you don't get shot or blown up.

upper jay
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not reflective on everyone else’s mindset maze

left flume
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is the halloween event over?

upper jay
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fear of the dark is still up, but the masks are gone

left flume
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PC users miss out

upper jay
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you guys already missed out on an entire year so, yea

cerulean wharf
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Friends will give you some company, but I listen to music and pretend I'm on a montage or a movie or something else.

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And yeah...PC players are way behind. 🙁

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(if they don't get error screens)

marsh dirge
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@cerulean wharf Players sadly

cerulean wharf
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Bruh

marsh dirge
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They've been in the heartlands blowing up wagons and attacking every player they see for half an hour now

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Me and my friend were sat cooking at camp and they rained explosive arrows on us

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sweaty gamers

devout cliff
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I see xbox getting called eggsbox, no system wars. Mute

cerulean wharf
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So...they're just griefing anyone who approaches Valentine?

marsh dirge
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pretty much

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they started by armadillo when i passed them after doing a bounty

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then me & sydney went up to hunt up in the heartlands and they worked their way up here

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literal chaos

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they're heading slowly towards rhodes but 🤷

upper jay
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based comment

marsh dirge
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im just parlaying and moving on

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too many people try and fight them

cerulean wharf
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Switch sessions instead. Fuck that posse.

marsh dirge
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yeah

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their posse name? a rape joke

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not even a joke theyve just named themselves the r/apists

cerulean wharf
marsh dirge
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gross ): its usually pretty rare to find these people on european xbox servers

devout cliff
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That's very American

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Should've screenshotted the posse name and its members and watch Rockstar do fuck all about sadly

marsh dirge
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yeah we switched sessions now but it was led by a guy called fuckin um

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babyeater

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fair enough but...distasteful posse name

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& thats coming from THE CORN BOYS

devout cliff
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Lmao that's just cringe all around.
Them,not you and your corn 😂

marsh dirge
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yeah its pretty cringeworthy

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would of been r/imveryedgy worthy if that sub wasnt just swallowed up with dark humour

upper jay
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i see american being used condescendingly, no country wars. Mute

marsh dirge
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I agree

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Super toxic

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Ban the Canadian

devout cliff
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No politics, system, or religion wars lulhaw

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Nothing about country

marsh dirge
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My war is with you

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cate !

cerulean wharf
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Ah shit, here we go again.

devout cliff
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CJ isn't in rdo

marsh dirge
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#no

cerulean wharf
marsh dirge
devout cliff
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Looks just like your rdo character

marsh dirge
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Shrekt this looks like yours

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you guys have a weird relationship cate

cerulean wharf
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I should get popcorn again. Should I get popcorn again?

marsh dirge
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dude i love toffee popcorn

cerulean wharf
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I'll take that as a "yes", BRB.

marsh dirge
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oogy boogy

devout cliff
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quick mute before it gets back

marsh dirge
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it

cerulean wharf
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👁 👁

upper jay
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we have strong assumptions that you are simply an inanimate object

cerulean wharf
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🍿

upper jay
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capable of sitting in front of a screen for multiple hours a day, ten days in a row

cerulean wharf
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Also, I identify as a man, not it.

upper jay
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okay boomer

marsh dirge
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🍵 cowboy_sad

cerulean wharf
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A boomer? I'm Gen-Z.

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Speaking of that, does anyone on ps4 PS4 ps4 have Knight_Isaiah as their PSN?

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No? Fuck it, I'm gonna open fire.

marsh dirge
devout cliff
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We don't condone witch hunting and that's some witch hunting right there

cerulean wharf
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1v1 in progress, being followed.

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Not what I had in mind.

full cosmos
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does RDO have upgraded holster?

versed roost
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speaking of holsters...are they purely cosmetic?

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haven't changed mine since i've started playing lol

devout cliff
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Yeah, basically

remote kelp
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can dual wield with a second one i think

versed roost
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i wasn't sure if they allowed to carry more guns or something

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oh ok

devout cliff
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Off hand holster let's you dual weird any revolver, pistol or the sawed off

solar obsidian
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@ rank 25

versed roost
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good to know thanks

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TIL we could level up our health

devout cliff
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Fishing and hunting with a bow let's you level up health

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Fishing is faster

versed roost
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damn...imma go on a rampage next time I log on

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does it take long to reach max health?

devout cliff
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A long motherfucking time

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It was my last bar filled

versed roost
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hehe ok

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412 000 animals were killed in the process?

devout cliff
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Possibly

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More fish then anything

heady river
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Genocide all the animals.

marsh dirge
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Goddamn 922 messages

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This place really blew up

heady river
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Yes.

grizzled hull
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Where I can buy Clothes?

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The Store in Saint Denis is closed for me

marsh dirge
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@grizzled hull If you recently harmed another player, NPC or caused disruption they'll close up, I'd just wait out the five minutes till its open again or head to another town. It'll open eventually

cerulean wharf
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Finally, the 1v1 is over. I can finally go back to collecting collectibles.

He was pretty good with a Rolling Block, I was better with mine.

grizzled hull
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@marsh dirge ah okay i spawed in the city after an even maybe that's why it was closed. thanks

cerulean wharf
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Also, it wasn't a witch hunt. He followed me for a couple minutes, I gave him a warning (in game chat), he shot me, I shot back, and the rest is history.

heady river
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Should make it a witch hunt.

cerulean wharf
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Nah.

heady river
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Molotovs make great mobile funeral pyres.

faint delta
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where do i sell things online? i dont see an option for it in the general store? i'm really poor 😦

heady river
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You sell collectibles to Nazar, herbs to the doctor, and animal related things to a butcher.

faint delta
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are they random locations?

cerulean wharf
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@faint delta

Sell jewelry at Fences.

Sell animal skins, carcasses, pelts, and materials at the Butcher.

Sell collectibles to Nazar (AKA: Getawayzar).

Sell herbs to Doctors.

faint delta
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ok ty

cerulean wharf
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NP. 👌

heady river
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The only random location is Nazar.

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But she stays a until a daily reset happens, then moves.

faint delta
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nazar's sell option is greyed out for me

jovial helm
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have you bought your collector's license yet?

faint delta
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no, some how i spent all my gold

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i buy it from her right?

jovial helm
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yep! once you get 15 gold bars, come back to her

faint delta
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could you enlighten me with how i get gold bars?

jovial helm
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oof can someone else answer this? I've only played through the intro lol

cerulean wharf
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You can get gold by doing Daily Challenges. The more challenges you complete, the more gold you get.

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Oh, and complete Awards as well. They give 0.4 gold every time you complete one.

faint delta
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oh shit this is going to take a while

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thank you for the info

cerulean wharf
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NP. 👌
Now start grinding.

ocean ferry
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Hello Ive been playing RDO for pc and cannot for the life of me find where to sell wild horses to clay davies. i completed the honour among horse thieves mission and he said any horses i find, he will buy but there is no option in the stable. Someone give me a hand/advice?

cerulean wharf
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Horse Fences aren't available in RDO. 🙁

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You can discard horses at a Stable, but you cannot sell horses for some spare cash.

ocean ferry
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So why did clay say he would buy horses from us? D:

cerulean wharf
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Good question. IDK.

marsh dirge
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Might be a feature in the future 🤷🏼‍♀️, who knows

cerulean wharf
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Perhaps...

ocean ferry
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damn. thanks for the responses anyways!

cerulean wharf
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NP. 👌

cinder echo
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Looking for a posse

cerulean wharf
cinder echo
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so is the only for console

devout cliff
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Nah

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Someone just jumped it thinking his console is the only one here

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PC's there too if you're on that

cinder echo
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gotcha thanks for the help guys

upper jay
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“his console” okay not everyone who plays on ps4 is like.. it

faint delta
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how do i spawn my own horse if i have the scrawny one out?

upper jay
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i’m assuming you’re on PC

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@faint delta

faint delta
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yes sir

upper jay
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calling that windmaze was about to automatically assume this guy was on ps4 and say “press the left d-pad” but then thought back to what lilith said

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well i don’t know much about the controls there, do you remember what button you pressed at the start to set up a camp?

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like it opens up the menu at the left of the screen saying things like “Players” or “Posse” and “Camp” etc etc

marsh dirge
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Any of you higher than town drunk unable to post in gang recruitment?

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Just trying to see if it’s an isolated situation or if it’s for multiple people

upper jay
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multiple

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y’all fucked it

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good luck though unfucking it, you’ll manage

marsh dirge
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Blame Lilith

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It’s always Lilith

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Even though she probably had nothing to do with it

upper jay
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it’s either team lilith or team ash, no in between

thorn abyss
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Robbed a player wagon for the first time today.

cerulean wharf
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I don't have an Xbox or a PC, I didn't press the Xbox and PC reactions in #550659240633827329 , and I didn't ask him about which platform he plays (although I should have, but too late).

upper jay
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there’s no point in robbing someone’s wagon other than just being a dick @thorn abyss

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all you get is materials which is 10 per bag from what i know, you get more from a perfect whitetail buck

thorn abyss
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Or I can enjoy the game how I like. neghonor

cerulean wharf
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He has a point.

upper jay
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yea i guess some people take pleasure in being dicks

thorn abyss
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If you buy dynamite arrows, you're gonna fuckin' use em.

cerulean wharf
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cowboy_yeehaw 💥 🏹

upper jay
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i’m not saying there’s some player handbook in the way you have to play the game and can’t do stuff

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just saying the only reason to is to be a dick to the person doing the trade

heady river
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I do it explicitly to reduce to value of their trade. :v)

upper jay
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is that not a dick move?

heady river
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Subjective view that one.

thorn abyss
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If I wanna rob I'll rob.

upper jay
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what if it’s your view as the person trading and each time you had someone ride up to you blowing up your wagon

thorn abyss
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I don't let that happen because I have a posse with me. And when its happened to us, they've been killed to the point of switching lobbies cowboy_think

heady river
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I keep track of the kill record I guess.

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That's my view.

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Since the game doesn't do it anymore, gotta bring out the pen and paper.

upper jay
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all you have to do is blow up the wagon and you automatically lose 225 dollars jack, they don’t have to stick around and bother taking bags

thorn abyss
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Out of all of the times I've done a wagon, only once did it get blown up and we delivered every bag and the griefer got f-ed up the ass

upper jay
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anyways , i’m stuck in a trade route alone since i joined the invite in the last 15 seconds so uh

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rip me

thorn abyss
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f mega

marsh dirge
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I’ve actually only seen a wagon delivery one time

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And I was on the verge of going and destroying it

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But changed my mind

heady river
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They glitch out for me on the map. I get closer and they disappear until I'm like right on top of it.

upper jay
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oh look, nugs joined the server

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unless they’ve been here

marsh dirge
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Oh

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Hi

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She’s been here I:

upper jay
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for how long? strange she at least doesn’t have the straight off the train title

marsh dirge
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Thursday

thorn abyss
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@marsh dirge

Its hella tempting. Only did it tonight

marsh dirge
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I feel like it’s useless to mess up someone else’s trade run considering you hardly get anything out of it. If you’re doing it just to be a pest then that’s a little sad. I;

upper jay
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^

cerulean wharf
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I've seen 2 wagon deliveries ever since the Frontier Pursuits update: I left the first one alone, but successfully intercepted the second one with my posse.

Ah, good times.

marsh dirge
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Yeah I agree lom

versed roost
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@marsh dirge but its fun... 🙂

marsh dirge
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Did you deliver it or just destroy it?

cerulean wharf
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We delivered it.

marsh dirge
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If I went after one I would definitely try to deliver

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Yeah

heady river
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Yeah, well, all I have in my life is alcoholism and long conversations with my pistol whether or not I should shoot myself. So I think I'll destroy any wagons I find just to be a pest. :v(

upper jay
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anyways, chai and nugs, if y’all are on i got a 5 star bounty ready

marsh dirge
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That’d be the only thing worth to do it

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Ohhh

upper jay
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you only get 10 materials per bag ash, which is less than a 3 star whitetail buck

cerulean wharf
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All without spamming explosives. 💥 🚫

marsh dirge
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Oh

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That’s lame af then

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Not even going to bother

upper jay
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so honestly, i’d rather kill a 3 star buck and just take it to my camp than ruin someone’s day and fight me to the death for one bag

marsh dirge
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Facts

upper jay
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which is why i’m saying the only reason to attack someone’s trade is to just be a dick

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if you say “because it’s fun” then that just means your definition of fun is being a dick

marsh dirge
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I thought if you delivered one, you actually got money for it

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After stealing it I mean

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I mean I personally think it’s sad to imagine a newer trader trying to run their delivery solo or duo due to lack of a proper posse and then getting wrecked by experienced traders who just want to “have fun” ruining their day... but eh.

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Yeah I usually don’t find it worth the hassle but we get intercepted by a posse of dumbasses while on my wagon trip

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Two low levels so we just tailed them and took it when it reached the destination

thorn abyss
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Idk if I mentioned it but a wagon I was delivering got caught between a 14 man posse feud once 😂

marsh dirge
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Yeah, low levels always try to start shit

upper jay
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the only time i destroyed someone’s wagon was when i was just minding my business digging up collectibles and hunting a buck and they just passed by and kill me for no reason

marsh dirge
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I had a level 21 try shooting me the other day but missed all three shots lmao

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I had a guy doing a wagon delivery swerve off the road and into the plains of the heartland to shoot me

upper jay
#

like i get that they’re cautious or whatever but their paths crossed mine, i didn’t go up to them

marsh dirge
#

Like...do you want to start shit??

upper jay
#

exactly

heady river
#

Did he have a sudden lead induced cardiac arrest, Ash?

marsh dirge
#

Maybe

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I'm a low lvl and only higher lvls have attacked me

upper jay
#

they’re on the wagon and should at least try to avoid people but if they start it, they’re the only ones going to lose

heady river
#

Good.

marsh dirge
#

If you’re not wanting to get attacked stop going out of your way to shoot me you goblins

thorn abyss
#

I hate having to pull the trigger on low ranks who spend their whole 5 minutes in town aiming their gun at you

marsh dirge
#

I decided to just ride off and do my own thing lol instead of going back and attacking him

#

^

upper jay
#

nugs, earlier today i’ve had a posse of 5 attack me

marsh dirge
#

In fact I'm scared of people on this game lol

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It’s all good Nugs

#

You’ll adapt quickly enough

#

Just gotta mind ur own and stand ur own, posse up with some friends

#

That's scary asf

heady river
#

Only WindMaze here is scary. He's like the man in the white van of RDO.

marsh dirge
#

Whenever I’m in a town I usually try to fist fight them

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What system are you on

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I'm a pacifist so

upper jay
#

it’s funny because at one point i literally just hid behind a rock and one after one they came running to me and i just head shot them one after the other

marsh dirge
#

yes wind sorry u terrify me bro

cerulean wharf
#

I'm always have the mentality to kill every random I meet.

marsh dirge
#

Lmao

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fuelling ur ego but goddamn

thorn abyss
#

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

#

Be polite, be efficient

heady river
#

I only have a plan to kill myself though, Jack.

cerulean wharf
#

But I always want to avoid them. 🤞

marsh dirge
#

I run up and wave but I get shot sometimes but I get how scary it can look with me charging up to people to tip my hat

heady river
#

You don't run up to people.

thorn abyss
#

When randoms / low ranks try it with me I throw bolas and hogtie them

frigid bronze
#

so

thorn abyss
#

Non lethal and humiliating lulhaw

frigid bronze
#

there was a red player just now

heady river
#

That's how you get shot.

marsh dirge
#

I charge em

frigid bronze
#

and i killed him

marsh dirge
#

Greet em

upper jay
#

windmaze’s ego is so huge inflating his head that it’ll be a $30 uber ride from his eyebrows to his hairline

marsh dirge
#

Then die

frigid bronze
#

it said i dont lose hjonor for defending myself

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then after that message

cerulean wharf
#

Make that $300

frigid bronze
#

i got a red icon that said murder

marsh dirge
frigid bronze
#

and then lost honor

heady river
#

Yes. Arbitrary karma systems are arbitrary.

marsh dirge
#

Was it a bright red player? And did they shoot you first?

#

can we talk about how all these level 10-30s are fucking stacked on explosive ammo?

upper jay
#

speaking of money, rather than spending 1000 on the express explosive blueprints i just spent 40 gold

heady river
#

Outlaw Pass.

marsh dirge
#

it’s bonkers

cerulean wharf
#

@marsh dirge R* still rewards mediocrity, that's why.

marsh dirge
#

I swear every one I meet has explosives

thorn abyss
#

Yeah the outlaw pass gave it to em

upper jay
#

i’ve only recently used explosive rounds

marsh dirge
#

Yeah, they’ve been handed out to everyone

heady river
#

I don't need boom boom. I just need long distance pews.

cerulean wharf
#

I don't use explosives unless the randoms provoke me to do so.

marsh dirge
#

Back in beta they actually lowered the rank requirement to get explosive rounds to level 60 for a short time

upper jay
#

the breaking point was when griefers started using explosive rounds on cattlemen to kill me after they realized they couldn’t kill me normally

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time after time i’d just headshot them both with a bolt action so i guess they got annoyed and started using explosives to finally be able to kill me

marsh dirge
#

Or when they figure out you still take fire damage

upper jay
#

so i used explosives back, and they just kept dying

marsh dirge
#

That stinks

heady river
#

Oh man. I had a 4 man posse from the ass end of some Latin country crutch hard using explosives and incendiary ammo lmao. I loved it.

marsh dirge
#

Nothing annoys me more than when they switch to those ammo types in pvp modes

heady river
#

Focus Fire has got to be my favorite dead eye perk.

upper jay
#

hey @marsh dirge , you and nugs down for a 5 star?

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i was just about to start it

cerulean wharf
#

Explosive ammo in Showdowns. 👎

thorn abyss
#

When they give up and switch to explosive you've earned the moral victory imo.

marsh dirge
#

Haha I got called a tryhard by some level 13 who used dynamite arrows on me outside of the Saint Denis police station

heady river
#

They started the fight with explosives and couldn't win it either.

cerulean wharf
#

It's an automatic W IMO.

marsh dirge
#

like aight I was just getting a bounty :(

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That’s how it always goes

upper jay
#

there was someone using explosives in a horseback kills free roam event and as soon as it ended, he obviously won, but people called him out for winning just because they using explosive rounds

heady river
#

23-6 collectively. I felt like I had a big peepee.

marsh dirge
#

Ammo types should be banned on some of them

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Make it a More even playin ground

#

Someone bites off more than they can chew and then you’re the tryhard for fighting back

cerulean wharf
#

IKR

marsh dirge
#

yeah it’s so annoying

#

Doing my own thing and I’m the poser for defending myself?

cerulean wharf
#

They started the fight, I kicked their asses, I ended the fight, they talk shit, and they report me for "Dead Eye hacks" or some shit.

heady river
#

I got told to not be in first person when I snipe. That being able to strafe is cheating lmao

pulsar arch
#

did you retaliate while they were still a blue dot?

marsh dirge
#

Oh, fuck that

thorn abyss
#

Did you guys see that the PC version has the high power pistol by the way?

marsh dirge
#

I usually always go first person when sniping

#

I just want to be a fuckin cowboy

heady river
#

It's the best way to do it.

toxic cliff
#

best early horse?

marsh dirge
#

early as in what? role horses probably

toxic cliff
#

lvl 15

pulsar arch
#

white shire bcos everyone needs one

cerulean wharf
#

Blue dots, red dots, pink dots, polka dots, IDGAF. If a dot comes near me, they better not whip out a weapon and kill me (unless they're asking for an ass whooping).

toxic cliff
#

torn between thise and the red chestnut albianan

marsh dirge
#

Look at broke looking all spiffy

heady river
#

Makes me wanna surround you with a posse and spin guns, Wind.

marsh dirge
#

Red arabian probs

upper jay
#

hey prae, you wanna do a 5 star with me :>

cerulean wharf
#

🔫

pulsar arch
#

yea, when etta doyle leaves LOL

toxic cliff
#

red Arabian only $250

upper jay
#

d a n g

weary crescent
#

So can you get the outlaw pass on PC?

upper jay
#

she ain’t even that hard though, it’s easy money

inland hamlet
#

Apparently not

toxic cliff
#

no scott

marsh dirge
#

No, I don’t believe so

weary crescent
#

Bummer.

inland hamlet
#

We'll get a pass when the season is over

weary crescent
#

Yeah, that makes sense.

marsh dirge
#

speaking of the pass...I hope we get some more clothes on the next one

toxic cliff
#

ok ill get the red arabian

marsh dirge
#

If you have the ultimate edition popperson, the best horse you could probably use is the free one you get

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and I hope it isn’t more expensive

toxic cliff
#

dont have ultimate

pulsar arch
#

@upper jay idk what time it is for you but if you wait til i'm back from dinner later we can try get four togeth for 5* etta

marsh dirge
#

Ah, then yeah. Probably the red Arabian then

pulsar arch
#

but like, 2-3 hours

marsh dirge
#

dam where u guys livin

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5:31am here

upper jay
#

oof, yea i’ll be asleep by then

pulsar arch
#

narnia

#

australia

marsh dirge
#

dam

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11:31 pm for me

inland hamlet
#

Anyone down for like missions or something. I wanna get some more of the monehs

weary crescent
#

I got the Ultimate and F'd up and spent 10g on the Arabian right away. It ends up being nice because it seems to have higher stamina.

marsh dirge
toxic cliff
#

loving the combat now that i finally got new weapons, didnt realize how bad the starting ones are

heady river
#

Not like horses matter in the long run. It just becomes what ones looks nicest to you.

pulsar arch
#

cattleman kinda fun but ditch the carbine stat

jovial helm
marsh dirge
#

Yeah, I’ve never been a fan of the carbine

#

I got college in like three hours but like idk bondin my new horse is equally as important

#

Worst gun ever

toxic cliff
#

i like the schofeld

pulsar arch
#

agred

marsh dirge
#

finally treated myself to that gray breton

#

sexy beast

cerulean wharf
#

The Carbine is only good when it's fully upgraded. I actually like it.

heady river
#

Breton best horse.

pulsar arch
#

c h o n k y boah

marsh dirge
#

I have both l20 Bretons now

toxic cliff
#

i like the lancaster, thing does great for me

upper jay
#

lol “best horse”

#

w h e e z e

marsh dirge
#

I want more but...all my stable slots are fully

#

Yeah, love the Lancaster

#

I am willing to pay $30 in stable fees let me have moreeeee

pulsar arch
#

stable fees were once my arch nemesis

marsh dirge
#

o.o you're weird

cerulean wharf
#

The 🔥 Dankcaster 🔥

toxic cliff
#

glad this finally came to pc, been enjoying it alot so far

heady river
#

Lancaster Express is best thing.

marsh dirge
#

yeah stable fees are meh

upper jay
#

nugsss

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bounty? i don’t want to start it and then find out y’all ready to join or sumn

marsh dirge
#

We should be able to keep horses at camp but have to do chores to keep their cores regenerating/full

heady river
#

I neglect my horses except for two lmao.

marsh dirge
#

I’ve said this many times, but I just want a fucking donkey

toxic cliff
#

i spent almost all my 50 gold right away buying the 3 roles

marsh dirge
#

dude yeah

#

I want donkeys and mules

#

It’s so easy to add

heady river
#

Zebra Donkey w h e n

pulsar arch
#

just hot air balloon pls

marsh dirge
#

I would love a donkey. I always steal the one near Emerald Ranch. lol

cerulean wharf
#

I want war wagons. cowboy_sob

marsh dirge
#

Well. Mule.

heady river
#

War Wagon bad.

marsh dirge
#

And yeah I'll do the bounty with you ^^

heady river
#

Donkey good

toxic cliff
#

war wagon would be cool

marsh dirge
#

I also wish we got to choose what horse pulled our wagons, like I want to be able to buy the white shire to pull mine

toxic cliff
#

was a cool movie

cerulean wharf
#

I also want Bandoliers and satchels FFS.

upper jay
#

wait, did i add you when you were playing with me?

marsh dirge
#

Yeah, it’d be cool to use your own horses for your wagons

#

bandoliers absolutely

#

Like how are they not a thing

toxic cliff
#

satchel would be cool

marsh dirge
#

It’s a freakin cowboy game

toxic cliff
#

they in single player

marsh dirge
#

That should of been included on release!

pulsar arch
#

the sadie outfit has a bandolier

#

but sucks you can't alter it

toxic cliff
#

so its in game, hopefully we can get them online

heady river
#

inb4 next outlaw pass has bandoliers as accessories

marsh dirge
#

And the role outfits

#

Also being able to hold more ammo with a bandolier, completely optional to have on or off

#

@upper jay Invite?

toxic cliff
#

how much did the outlaw pass cost? im gonna have to save up

pulsar arch
#

35gb

heady river
#

35 gold.

toxic cliff
#

ah not that bad

#

i think im at 18

pulsar arch
#

you get it all back too

marsh dirge
#

bigger horses like shires should be able to carry two medium (Fox/yote) carcasses on their back too

toxic cliff
#

that would be cool

marsh dirge
#

It would give the horses more utility

pulsar arch
#

aren't foxes large carcasses?

#

medium is what get stored on the side

cerulean wharf
#

I want a Breton for my bounty wagon and a Kladruber for my hunting wagon, not Suffolk Punch horses.

pulsar arch
#

small in the satchel

toxic cliff
#

yeah

marsh dirge
#

There’s no difference in me bringing my work horse hunting with me or my Arabian other than how easy they are to spook

upper jay
#

oof

#

i just saw someone’s name in this session

heady river
#

I wish we could shoot our own horses.

toxic cliff
#

whats the best way to bring down a cougar

upper jay
#

“AutisticWiseMan”

marsh dirge
#

You’re terrible

winged plaza
#

shoot it in the face with a rifle

pulsar arch
#

patting it @toxic cliff

heady river
#

The amount of times the fucker has ran into rocks and launched me off.

marsh dirge
#

rdr1 accidentally shooting my own horse while aiming down and riding lol

#

Oop

toxic cliff
#

poison arrow headshot kill it?

pulsar arch
#

ye

heady river
#

I get so pissed about it. I usually kill myself with dynamite whenever that happens.

marsh dirge
#

Lmao, Jesus

winged plaza
#

rdr1 riding your war horse at the speed of sound wayyyy too fucking fast and running the cougar over, then getting off the horse only to be attacked by another two

upper jay
#

@heady river i have a clip of my horse running into a something making my cougar fall off, me picking it up putting it back on, then getting on my horse and 2 seconds later it runs into something else and makes everything (including me) fall off

marsh dirge
#

I just punch em

heady river
#

I swear they're magnetized towards obstacles.

#

They have to be.

winged plaza
#

ikr

toxic cliff
#

might have to try out my tomahawk against it

winged plaza
#

the horse mechanics in the game are

#

well

upper jay
#

i hate horses as much as it is now

winged plaza
#

shit'

upper jay
#

their pathfinding is fucking atrocious and i say this everyday

heady river
#

There's no way any remotely sentient being would willingly RAM itself into trees and rocks.

marsh dirge
#

I made a joke about punching my horse on red dead to a friend in college and got in shit for it by my tutor haha

frigid bronze
#

does pc have the outlaw pass?

upper jay
#

what’s the point of calling them to you when you have to run all the way to them anyways

toxic cliff
#

no dashi

marsh dirge
#

Yeah, it is

heady river
#

Or the times they run to you, they keep running away from you making you chase them.

frigid bronze
#

aw

winged plaza
#

I miss rdr1 where you could call the horse, keep running and just hop on while its running

marsh dirge
#

I went to emerald ranch and was in one of the pens and my horse couldn’t find me lol

winged plaza
#

so you dont need to spend 5 seconds getting on and getting going

marsh dirge
#

My hunting wagon is exhausting to use because I shoot 4 deer, call the wagon and it’s halfway across the fuckin state on a lonely ass road between the trees

upper jay
#

i remember seeing this clip of this guy trying to mount his horse on the edge of a clip, but once he tried to get on the horse just fucking BOOKED it and got launched off the cliff @heady river

winged plaza
#

Or what about there being a snake and all of the sudden your horse slows wayy the fuck down and moves to the side a bit

marsh dirge
#

When I get to it the carcasses despawn anyway

#

bro I love snakes

#

Oh yeah

#

the one animal in this game I don’t kill

#

That shits annoying af

#

but I’m biased

#

I usually juggle the carcasses till I think I’m close enough for them not to despawn

toxic cliff
#

i like to cook the snakes

marsh dirge
#

):

winged plaza
#

I throw dynamite at them

marsh dirge
#

Yeah wagons shouldn’t be this stupid

cerulean wharf
#

I like having 960 cooked meats and 99 of each provision.

toxic cliff
#

minty stringy meat

winged plaza
#

then molotov whats left

#

crispyy snake bits

marsh dirge
#

as you said that my snake yawned

#

Idk if she agrees or not

#

Aw shit

#

I couldn’t do that

winged plaza
#

"Good method poor execution"

marsh dirge
#

cannibal

#

I could never have a snake in my house as a pet

#

I have twoooooo

#

And I’m getting an anaconda next month

upper jay
#

i want to just own a bunch of pets

winged plaza
#

I used to have a couple tarantulas

marsh dirge
#

Nonononono

winged plaza
#

and a snek

upper jay
#

i’d get an owl but jersey doesn’t allow owls :<

winged plaza
#

but the snek died when the power went out

marsh dirge
#

I’m also gettin my DWA for working with diamondback rattlers

#

Work with one called rattlesnake Jake he’s so cool

winged plaza
#

and one tarantula died of age

heady river
#

Snakes are alright, I guess.

toxic cliff
#

im pretty upset that i havnt bought a dog in game yet

marsh dirge
#

Bit bonkers though

winged plaza
#

mean fucker but I loved it

marsh dirge
#

Oh I have mantids

#

No tarantulas

upper jay
#

can you work with cottonmouths @marsh dirge

winged plaza
#

and the other I just got rid of cause I had to move

marsh dirge
#

I have a beardie. uwu

winged plaza
#

Now I upgraded

#

now I have a wolf 😄

marsh dirge
#

No but I’ve fed one

winged plaza
#

FUCKING EMOTICON SHIT

marsh dirge
#

I’m not allowed to handle it yet

winged plaza
#

: D

heady river
#

Cottonmouths are horrible little hellspawn.

marsh dirge
#

There’s also a thai king cobra where I work

#

I’m getting a Russian legless lizard next.

winged plaza
#

I would never feed a fucking cottonmouth

marsh dirge
#

I’ll have to grab pics

upper jay
#

must feel exhilarating knowing your a couple feet away from death or like, close to it

marsh dirge
#

Where the hell do you work

winged plaza
#

hell

#

In the pet section

marsh dirge
#

LOL a reptile facility & im studying herpetology

winged plaza
#

Oh nice

marsh dirge
#

which is not herpes

heady river
#

I miss working with tigers and the leopard though. I loved my old volunteer job.

upper jay
#

why’re you studying herpes* (damn you knew)

winged plaza
#

oh nvm

marsh dirge
#

I want more animals

#

Tarantulas make the best pets man.

#

but I have so many

upper jay
#

if only auto correct didn’t screw me over

winged plaza
#

I had a tiger lay on me once

#

"that means she likes you"

#

FUCK YOU THERE IS A FULL GROWN TIGER LAYING ON ME JOHN

marsh dirge
#

My chameleon is 100x meaner than my snakes and 100x more likely to bite me

#

the county

#

Vinyl

#

Oh my god

upper jay
#

i like watching these videos of this guy feeding his tarantulas, if you like them i’m sure you saw those videos too and know who i’m talking about @marsh dirge

marsh dirge
#

Cunt

#

Now I could definitely get behind philos old job

heady river
#

Yeah, see, these tigers were more liable to tear your limbs off. Abused exotic pets, you feel?

winged plaza
#

Oh

#

rip

marsh dirge
#

@upper jay I think I know exactly who that is. LOL

#

Oh yeah I had to do a tiger walk once

winged plaza
#

I think all white tigers should be put down

upper jay
#

feeding and changing their water bowls*

heady river
#

Yeah. They had the sweetest foxes there though.

marsh dirge
#

Not my type of exotic

#

YEAH

upper jay
#

or cups..

heady river
#

Adorable little things.

marsh dirge
#

I love his vidoes

winged plaza
#

the ones in captivity anyways

heady river
#

I loved them.

winged plaza
#

Most all are mentally or physically deformed in some way

upper jay
#

i also watch ants canada like a basic bih

winged plaza
#

due to insaine ammounts of inbreeding

#

But for now

marsh dirge
#

I used to but he’s too dramatic for me now

winged plaza
#

im happy with my wolf and cat

marsh dirge
heady river
#

I feel the same way about pugs.

winged plaza
#

Oh fuck pugs man

upper jay
#

i don’t like small breed dogs

heady river
#

Their existence makes me sad.

winged plaza
#

it looks like someone bashed its fucking face in with a frying pan

marsh dirge
#

I also had l.niger colony but they died

#

Fair enough

#

Black ant lol

winged plaza
#

they cant breathe and their eyes pop out

heady river
#

And anyone who willingly breeds them deserves to be shot.

marsh dirge
#

Oh, my friend had wolves and one of them ended up biting my mom right on the ass back in like 5th grade lol

#

owie

upper jay
#

someone watches sam o’nella academy cough cough Lucii cough

heady river
#

My grandmother used to work with wolves.

marsh dirge
#

worse bite I got was from a cat

winged plaza
#

Yea wolves are

#

iffy

marsh dirge
#

second worst 17 foot snake

winged plaza
#

its rare they bite their owners

marsh dirge
#

which says a lot

winged plaza
#

but they have to choose you

#

If they dont like you you damn well know it

marsh dirge
#

It’s weird cause I would go over to their house all the time and stay. And he would never act mean or anything

winged plaza
#

I take my wolf for a walk and I have to keep her close if people pass by

marsh dirge
#

They actually raised wolves

winged plaza
#

or she will bite them in defence of me

upper jay
#

funny thing, i used to think garter snakes were spelled/called garden snakes

winged plaza
#

Its about how you raise them

marsh dirge
#

ain’t ever actually seen a wolf

#

I want to see a coyote someday they look cool

heady river
#

Wolves are so much easier to know when they don't like you as opposed to big cats.

winged plaza
#

if you raise them around visitors and people they are normally more dosile

marsh dirge
#

gater snakes are so cute I worked with an obese albino one called Peanut Butter

winged plaza
#

but I like in the middle of fuck all knowhere, let my wolf roam (I have some next level fencing) and am kind of a recluse

marsh dirge
#

Did you ever see that article about the girl who rescued a coyote bc she thought it was a dog? DogKek

#

NO LOL

#

Me though

winged plaza
#

I saw one where someone adopted a bear thinking it was a large dog

marsh dirge
#

Haha holy shit

winged plaza
#

ANY

#

and I mean ANY

marsh dirge
#

I once had a woman try and tell me my snake was venomous

winged plaza
#

wold animal can love you and be "tame"

marsh dirge
#

Like aight sis

winged plaza
#

if you raise it from a baby

marsh dirge
#

I want a hippo.

#

So...

winged plaza
#

around other people though.... thats a different story

marsh dirge
#

idk popa spurca mantids are crazy aggressive

heady river
#

The one creature that terrifies me on this planet are centipedes, you know? They're genuinely the worst fucking thing.

marsh dirge
#

I’ve had mine a week and she’s bit me six times

winged plaza
#

And no, I do not recommend picking up a tiger cub or wolf cub or baby croc and raising it'

#

still a gamble

marsh dirge
#

ok yeah I’m fine with tarantulas just not centipedes

winged plaza
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OH MY GOD

marsh dirge
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I hate spiders

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Centipedes DogKek

winged plaza
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FUCK CENTEPEDES

marsh dirge
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Tarantulas are fine...not spiders

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I hate spiders too

winged plaza
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I have yelled at bears and ran at them to get them to fuck off

marsh dirge
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I’m not scared of them, they just gross me out

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Same with snakes

winged plaza
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but a centepede?

marsh dirge
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Literally a mood Ian.

winged plaza
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yea ima fuck right off

marsh dirge
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And mice, rats

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I love snakes so much

heady river
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I hate rodents.

marsh dirge
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I’m fine with big ass spiders but not the lil ones. LOL

winged plaza
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same

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Well

marsh dirge
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Ok ya I can’t stand rabbits which is a weird one

winged plaza
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the little ones can hide

marsh dirge
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I’m genuinely terrified

heady river
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Rabbits are evil.

winged plaza
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I chase rabbits

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its fun

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they are everywhere here

marsh dirge
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I like rabbits

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They’re fluffy

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they’re GOBLINS

heady river
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Also geese.

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Fuck geese

marsh dirge
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Noooo

heady river
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Fucking stupid birds.

marsh dirge
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Swans are Satan’s birds

winged plaza
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some asshole decided it would be funny to release a dozen rabbits and let them breed like fucking crazu so he could chase them with his wolf

marsh dirge
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Swans are pretty wtf

winged plaza
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that asshole is me

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I fucked an ecosystem for my amusement

marsh dirge
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Swans are mean

devout cliff
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You're all high

heady river
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Not yet.

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Maybe tomorrow.

winged plaza
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ofc

heady river
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Probably not.

winged plaza
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I am stoned off my ass

marsh dirge
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My uncle worked for the queen and according to him it tastes like rubber

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Swans

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Gross

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yeah mank

winged plaza
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I have eaten duck

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its alright

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not a fan

marsh dirge
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I’ve never

winged plaza
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now elk

marsh dirge
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weirdest thing I’ve eaten are mealworms

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Don’t think I want to tbh

winged plaza
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ELK IS THE BEST FUCKING MEAT ON EARTH

devout cliff
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Oo I ate duck before

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Was dry af though

heady river
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Alligator's pretty fucking good.

marsh dirge
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only because my gecko Arthur Morgan wouldn’t eat it and I didn’t want to put it downstairs

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bro I want to try snake

winged plaza
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alligator and croc is good on a birger

marsh dirge
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I just can’t tell my two

winged plaza
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as a burger*

marsh dirge
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You’re gonna eat your own pets

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You monster

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Yes

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She’s such a goblin

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I’ll eat them all

heady river
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You're a goblin.

winged plaza
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I fed my pet hamster to my wolf

marsh dirge
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She always bites me

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:(

winged plaza
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had the hamster for a week

marsh dirge
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Bruh

devout cliff
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Ash is vegan

marsh dirge
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Oh fuck

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Hamsters are the worst

winged plaza
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I was gonna start a breeding farm to sell em for meat

marsh dirge
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I considered going vegan but I like bacon too much

winged plaza
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like I was gonna do rabbits

marsh dirge
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A fucking pet store gave me a male and female and those fuckers had babies for days

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Had to to get rid of them

heady river
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Hey man, some vegan good is pretty fucking good.

upper jay
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lol

winged plaza
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'but then I fucked an ecosystem with rabbits and let my wolf havbe the hamster

upper jay
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putting male and female rodents in the same cage

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why would you do that

marsh dirge
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I wouldn’t

heady river
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But like, Cuban food is not very vegan. So I'm shit out of luck on that diet lmao

marsh dirge
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They were supposed to be the same gender

upper jay
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oof

marsh dirge
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I still eat vegan food but I am already morally corrupt because of my ewes

winged plaza
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Like seriously, I pissed ALOT of people off here, it started a rabbit epedemic

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But no one shall know it was me

marsh dirge
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Bon appetit

winged plaza
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the rumor is that someone left their pet rabbit go

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and it found another and spiraled from there

marsh dirge
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I’m not vegan, Lilith just talks shit

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Cause she a ho

winged plaza
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yea lilith

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you a ho

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tell her

marsh dirge
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vegan sausage is good

heady river
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Never has a more true statement been said.

devout cliff
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Speaking of talking shit, I saw people waited until I went off to talk shit lulhaw

winged plaza
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Im not gonna lie, a vegan patty was good

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but then,

heady river
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When? Why did I miss it?

marsh dirge
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Ya I can never replace bacon though

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Ive never tried anything vegan so I’m open to it

winged plaza
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I found it was vegan

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and threw it away

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its principal

heady river
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The only thing about it is it has to have the right texture for me to eat it.

marsh dirge
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One thing I could never do is eat dog

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I once spent £4 on a sausage bap only to find out it was vegan

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I felt so betrayed

heady river
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If it doesn't I'm throwing it out.

winged plaza
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Dog is good meat

marsh dirge
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Nooooo

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I think if it was all done humanely I’d be ok with trying it

devout cliff
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Ash has a dog that makes chicken noises

heady river
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I refuse.

winged plaza
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I ate a cayote

marsh dirge
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I have two labradors they’re so stupid I would eat them

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I could never ever ever ever do it

winged plaza
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had a pack terrorizing the entire forest here so me and alot of other land owners here got out guns and went a hunting

heady river
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I couldn't eat a dog. Human though...

marsh dirge
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I love my two little heathens too much

winged plaza
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I kept one and ate it

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not bad

marsh dirge
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wendigo wendigo wendigo

winged plaza
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shutthefuckup

heady river
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why are you calling my horse bro?

umbral cryptBOT
paper canyon
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madam already went to a different spot?!

winged plaza
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we dont talk about that here

marsh dirge
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No

winged plaza
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his name is kevin we leave it at that

marsh dirge
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I named my new breton wendigo

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Unit

heady river
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That's my Criollo's name. >:v(

winged plaza
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I kinda wanna buy a tibeten mastiff

heady river
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Good luck.

marsh dirge
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my next gecko is going to be called Dutch to go with Arthur

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They’re both girls but it’s fine

heady river
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I can't have small animals

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My dogs will eat them.

winged plaza
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he eats them

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he is the dog

heady river
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I don't think I'm a Boxer.

marsh dirge
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mood I have outdoor cats they have a high prey drive

winged plaza
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I recently bought a baby german sheperd

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my wolf is raising it so

marsh dirge
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They aren’t allowed in my room because of the exotics

winged plaza
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all good

marsh dirge
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also idk who would win my snake or my cat

heady river
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Our cat used to be an outside cat but we have to keep her in the house because she will absolutely fuck up the neighborhood cats.

marsh dirge
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probably the cat

winged plaza
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what snake and what cat

marsh dirge
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I used to have cats as a kid but I’m just not a big fan of them anymore

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I have two ball pythons and three cats

heady river
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She kept strays and ferals out of our old neighborhood for years.

winged plaza
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my cat is fucking feral

marsh dirge
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It’s considered inhumane to have indoor cats here in the U.K.

winged plaza
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legit, if its not my dogs or me, that cat will charge and try to kill you

marsh dirge
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I get a lot of flak from Americans about it

heady river
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Yeah well, I live in Florida and I'm sure the outdoor heat is inhumane.

winged plaza
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nothing wrong with outdoor animals

marsh dirge
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Weird, first I’ve heard of that

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Oh dude yeah if lived in the US they’d be indoor

winged plaza
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my dad visited after I had the cat for about a year and it tried to kill him

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INSTANTLY went from resting to attack mode

marsh dirge
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Some rescues will refuse to let you adopt if you plan on keeping them indoor

winged plaza
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had to pry the fucker of and me and dad went to the hospital

marsh dirge
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Its bonkers

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Damn

winged plaza
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he had to get stitches, on the bright side I know for a fact I have a guard cat

marsh dirge
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I don’t think I could ever leave my pet outside

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People are too shitty

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Yeah