#rdo-chat
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With blood????
With rainbows
Now you're talking
Hey milky never talk to u before. You can call me El Papi chulo
what the hell, this bounty target led me to gray woolen mill, a mill literally in rhodes
i got the bounty targets but it’s telling me to go to saint denis to turn in the targets
there’s a fucking sheriff’s office inside of rhodes right next to the mill
i’m seething
check #pc-technical-stuff
my bounty wagon flipped and turned on its side
it says the bounties have been released but they’re just there.. sitting on my sideways wagon telling me to untie them
and then game is telling me to get on the wagon
okay fuck it, i stopped caring
at least i finally got the monthly streak buckle :>
Well heck, with ultimate edition i don't know what to spend my 2,6k dollars to, got the weapons i need and a free horse with criollo's speed and accel
Camp upgrades on day 3 would be madness
@thin karma you playing on PC?
yep
and how'd you get 2.6k dollars?
collector
I didn't buy anything else yet than bolt action rifle, gun upgrades, a shovel and a metal detector
heck no, just using jeanropke map
you already bought the shovel and metal detector?
how do you gert perfect pelts?
can you teach me the process? I'm at level 2 collector atm
can u not with the starter repeater?
rip 200 dollars
Certain guns are made for certain animals
for medium size. you can use repeater
im earning money at such a slow pace
repeater wont usually kill large animals from one hit, if you want a perfect deer before you have a rifle, use a lassoo
Repeaters work on foxes and sheep
i was headshotting deer and elk with one shot
@frigid bronze Becoming a Collector and/or a Trader.
does bounty hunting only get you gold bars?
do i lose any honor when i take stuff off of other players horses?
@frigid bronze You get cash as well, but not as much as being a Collector/Trader. Gold is what Bounty Hunters care about (even though the Daily Challenges give out gold too, especially with the 2.5x multiplier).
saw some dude afk in the middle of a field with a ram on his horse
@frigid bronze Yes you do. It's called theft.
oh boy
a posse decided to disprove a apparent said allegation that they have a small penis and decided to 5v1 me
great
lmao
If they gotta resort to that
They probably do have small dicks
Probably not as small as people that go "Thank me" though
A 5v1? Have fun with that.
I'm better off not knowing what the messages say.
Yep, smol ones 😂
using carcano rifles
damn you must've been playing a while, PC had that 2 gb patch released an hour or two ago
dang now i accidentally gave this guy bolas
Smooooooth
sucks that when you need to refill bolas or tomahawks there’s literally only one place in the center of the map off to the west a bit
and every other shit is in the east
oh my god i just broke myself
Is there way to filter the collector items on the map somehow for the day/cycle?
But....You can order bolas in the handheld catalogue
So they'll be at post offices and camp lockbox
do i have to put down my camp each time the game closes?
thats going to be alot of mooneyz
You shouldn't have too, but camps are bugged so you might have too
Usually camps just get pitched but they fucked them up a while ago and pc still got that end of it too
Just hope your camp spawns. 🤞
Otherwise, you're better off figuring out how to kill Cripps.
did r* say camps are bugged?
i just thought it was an issue with all the camp spots being full
the game probably not being able to handle more than a certain amount of camps pitched in a state/location
which is amplified since now people want their camps sets up for trader role, but once you’re in a session with only you it pitches up automatically
I take it I can't collect these collector items yet that needs metal detector? Since I don't have it
@frosty orchid correct
Sounds about right.
is it possible to haul more than one carcass at the same time?
You can drag one with your lasso, but otherwise not unless you have the hunting wagon
mhm do you know how much the hunting wagon is?
and how many carcasses it can hold?
5 big carcasses, it's about 850$ can't remember, check from stable
oof and you need trader 10 right?
Think so, check from progress trader
can you do trading missions with a posse?
is it worth doing dailies i heard there's no weekly bonus or w/e
You get higher multiplier to the reward, dailies give gold, if you want gold then yes it's worth it
Yes you can, others can donate to your table, join your resupply, and join your delivery
posse of level 150+s sweeping thru the map and killing everyone
theres fuckin seven of them
PS4?
xbox sadly
Ah
yes
You didnt play the story did you
i did on xbox already
Huh? I'm 31
is it true there is no outlaw pass
ye
Ye, i dont dare to get more than 1 job, wondering when it will arrive
Is there an lfg for rdo?
anyone wanna accompany me in spending the next 4-6 hours getting all collectibles
ok
i’d do it alone, but i need human contact during that time or else my mental state will rapidly deteriorate
i just did collector earlier today and i dont think i have it in me to do it again
@upper jay play cripps' stories from youtube to keep you company
when will rockstar remove thrown fire damage when ur parlayed with someone
a single tonic and im fine but 
I wish there were more Cripps stories
i need the map open tho
And more about Cripps Law
Dog can't make goods, no thumbs
he insults my dog
You know what I realized
Yeah his sarcasm and expressions are great
He is basically Uncle, and we feel exactly like Arthur/John, and we treat him bad, so we cant criticize them for being mean to him
Our characters don't feel like anything really, they're mute and quite expressionless
Emotionless
I hate cripps because he keeps putting off my camp
yo how do you report like
a posse
theres one w. an offensive name
unsurprisingly it's the level 150s that r rampaging
welp, time to bash my head on my wall a couple times and head straight into the game and get all collectibles
7 Rank 150+ players killing everyone on sight? Are they killing NPCs, players, or both?
damn, i got no friends on that are playing rdr2 and the ones that are definitely wouldn’t want to spend 4+ hours running around
Oh wait...that's RDO on Eggsbox in a nutshell. NVM, carry on.
@upper jay Trust me, you're better off collecting by yourself. It gives you peace and quiet as long as you don't get shot or blown up.
not reflective on everyone else’s mindset maze
is the halloween event over?
fear of the dark is still up, but the masks are gone
PC users miss out
you guys already missed out on an entire year so, yea
Friends will give you some company, but I listen to music and pretend I'm on a montage or a movie or something else.
And yeah...PC players are way behind. 🙁
(if they don't get error screens)
@cerulean wharf Players sadly
They've been in the heartlands blowing up wagons and attacking every player they see for half an hour now
Me and my friend were sat cooking at camp and they rained explosive arrows on us
sweaty gamers
I see xbox getting called eggsbox, no system wars. Mute
So...they're just griefing anyone who approaches Valentine?
pretty much
they started by armadillo when i passed them after doing a bounty
then me & sydney went up to hunt up in the heartlands and they worked their way up here
literal chaos
they're heading slowly towards rhodes but 🤷
based comment
Switch sessions instead. Fuck that posse.
yeah
their posse name? a rape joke
not even a joke theyve just named themselves the r/apists

gross ): its usually pretty rare to find these people on european xbox servers
That's very American
Should've screenshotted the posse name and its members and watch Rockstar do fuck all about sadly
yeah we switched sessions now but it was led by a guy called fuckin um
babyeater
fair enough but...distasteful posse name
& thats coming from THE CORN BOYS
Lmao that's just cringe all around.
Them,not you and your corn 😂
yeah its pretty cringeworthy
would of been r/imveryedgy worthy if that sub wasnt just swallowed up with dark humour
i see american being used condescendingly, no country wars. Mute
Ah shit, here we go again.
#no


Looks just like your rdo character
I should get popcorn again. Should I get popcorn again?
dude i love toffee popcorn
I'll take that as a "yes", BRB.
oogy boogy
quick mute before it gets back
👁 👁
we have strong assumptions that you are simply an inanimate object
🍿
capable of sitting in front of a screen for multiple hours a day, ten days in a row
okay boomer
🍵 
A boomer? I'm Gen-Z.
Speaking of that, does anyone on
PS4
have Knight_Isaiah as their PSN?
No? Fuck it, I'm gonna open fire.

We don't condone witch hunting and that's some witch hunting right there
does RDO have upgraded holster?
speaking of holsters...are they purely cosmetic?
haven't changed mine since i've started playing lol
Yeah, basically
can dual wield with a second one i think
Off hand holster let's you dual weird any revolver, pistol or the sawed off
@ rank 25
damn...imma go on a rampage next time I log on
does it take long to reach max health?
Genocide all the animals.
Yes.
@grizzled hull If you recently harmed another player, NPC or caused disruption they'll close up, I'd just wait out the five minutes till its open again or head to another town. It'll open eventually
Finally, the 1v1 is over. I can finally go back to collecting collectibles.
He was pretty good with a Rolling Block, I was better with mine.
@marsh dirge ah okay i spawed in the city after an even maybe that's why it was closed. thanks
Also, it wasn't a witch hunt. He followed me for a couple minutes, I gave him a warning (in game chat), he shot me, I shot back, and the rest is history.
Should make it a witch hunt.
Nah.
Molotovs make great mobile funeral pyres.
where do i sell things online? i dont see an option for it in the general store? i'm really poor 😦
You sell collectibles to Nazar, herbs to the doctor, and animal related things to a butcher.
are they random locations?
@faint delta
Sell jewelry at Fences.
Sell animal skins, carcasses, pelts, and materials at the Butcher.
Sell collectibles to Nazar (AKA: Getawayzar).
Sell herbs to Doctors.
ok ty
NP. 👌
The only random location is Nazar.
But she stays a until a daily reset happens, then moves.
nazar's sell option is greyed out for me
have you bought your collector's license yet?
yep! once you get 15 gold bars, come back to her
could you enlighten me with how i get gold bars?
oof can someone else answer this? I've only played through the intro lol
You can get gold by doing Daily Challenges. The more challenges you complete, the more gold you get.
Oh, and complete Awards as well. They give 0.4 gold every time you complete one.
NP. 👌
Now start grinding.
Hello Ive been playing RDO for pc and cannot for the life of me find where to sell wild horses to clay davies. i completed the honour among horse thieves mission and he said any horses i find, he will buy but there is no option in the stable. Someone give me a hand/advice?
Horse Fences aren't available in RDO. 🙁
You can discard horses at a Stable, but you cannot sell horses for some spare cash.
So why did clay say he would buy horses from us? D:
Might be a feature in the future 🤷🏼♀️, who knows
Perhaps...
damn. thanks for the responses anyways!
NP. 👌
Looking for a posse
@cinder echo Head over to #gang-recruitment-ps or #ps-lfg
so is the only for console
Nah
Someone just jumped it thinking his console is the only one here
#550659240633827329 for your platform then the lfg will open for it
PC's there too if you're on that
gotcha thanks for the help guys
“his console” okay not everyone who plays on ps4 is like.. it
how do i spawn my own horse if i have the scrawny one out?
yes sir
calling that windmaze was about to automatically assume this guy was on ps4 and say “press the left d-pad” but then thought back to what lilith said
well i don’t know much about the controls there, do you remember what button you pressed at the start to set up a camp?
like it opens up the menu at the left of the screen saying things like “Players” or “Posse” and “Camp” etc etc
Any of you higher than town drunk unable to post in gang recruitment?
Just trying to see if it’s an isolated situation or if it’s for multiple people
Blame Lilith
It’s always Lilith
Even though she probably had nothing to do with it

it’s either team lilith or team ash, no in between
Robbed a player wagon for the first time today.
I don't have an Xbox or a PC, I didn't press the Xbox and PC reactions in #550659240633827329 , and I didn't ask him about which platform he plays (although I should have, but too late).
there’s no point in robbing someone’s wagon other than just being a dick @thorn abyss
all you get is materials which is 10 per bag from what i know, you get more from a perfect whitetail buck
Or I can enjoy the game how I like. 
He has a point.
yea i guess some people take pleasure in being dicks
If you buy dynamite arrows, you're gonna fuckin' use em.
💥 🏹
i’m not saying there’s some player handbook in the way you have to play the game and can’t do stuff
just saying the only reason to is to be a dick to the person doing the trade
I do it explicitly to reduce to value of their trade. :v)
is that not a dick move?
Subjective view that one.
If I wanna rob I'll rob.
what if it’s your view as the person trading and each time you had someone ride up to you blowing up your wagon
I don't let that happen because I have a posse with me. And when its happened to us, they've been killed to the point of switching lobbies 
I keep track of the kill record I guess.
That's my view.
Since the game doesn't do it anymore, gotta bring out the pen and paper.
all you have to do is blow up the wagon and you automatically lose 225 dollars jack, they don’t have to stick around and bother taking bags
Out of all of the times I've done a wagon, only once did it get blown up and we delivered every bag and the griefer got f-ed up the ass
anyways , i’m stuck in a trade route alone since i joined the invite in the last 15 seconds so uh
rip me
f mega
I’ve actually only seen a wagon delivery one time
And I was on the verge of going and destroying it
But changed my mind
They glitch out for me on the map. I get closer and they disappear until I'm like right on top of it.
for how long? strange she at least doesn’t have the straight off the train title
Thursday
@marsh dirge
Its hella tempting. Only did it tonight
I feel like it’s useless to mess up someone else’s trade run considering you hardly get anything out of it. If you’re doing it just to be a pest then that’s a little sad. I;
^
I've seen 2 wagon deliveries ever since the Frontier Pursuits update: I left the first one alone, but successfully intercepted the second one with my posse.
Ah, good times.
Yeah I agree lom
@marsh dirge but its fun... 🙂
Did you deliver it or just destroy it?
We delivered it.
Yeah, well, all I have in my life is alcoholism and long conversations with my pistol whether or not I should shoot myself. So I think I'll destroy any wagons I find just to be a pest. :v(
anyways, chai and nugs, if y’all are on i got a 5 star bounty ready
you only get 10 materials per bag ash, which is less than a 3 star whitetail buck
All without spamming explosives. 💥 🚫
so honestly, i’d rather kill a 3 star buck and just take it to my camp than ruin someone’s day and fight me to the death for one bag
Facts
which is why i’m saying the only reason to attack someone’s trade is to just be a dick
if you say “because it’s fun” then that just means your definition of fun is being a dick
I thought if you delivered one, you actually got money for it
After stealing it I mean
I mean I personally think it’s sad to imagine a newer trader trying to run their delivery solo or duo due to lack of a proper posse and then getting wrecked by experienced traders who just want to “have fun” ruining their day... but eh.
Yeah I usually don’t find it worth the hassle but we get intercepted by a posse of dumbasses while on my wagon trip
Two low levels so we just tailed them and took it when it reached the destination
Idk if I mentioned it but a wagon I was delivering got caught between a 14 man posse feud once 😂
Yeah, low levels always try to start shit
the only time i destroyed someone’s wagon was when i was just minding my business digging up collectibles and hunting a buck and they just passed by and kill me for no reason
I had a level 21 try shooting me the other day but missed all three shots lmao
I had a guy doing a wagon delivery swerve off the road and into the plains of the heartland to shoot me
like i get that they’re cautious or whatever but their paths crossed mine, i didn’t go up to them
Like...do you want to start shit??
exactly
Did he have a sudden lead induced cardiac arrest, Ash?
they’re on the wagon and should at least try to avoid people but if they start it, they’re the only ones going to lose
Good.
If you’re not wanting to get attacked stop going out of your way to shoot me you goblins
I hate having to pull the trigger on low ranks who spend their whole 5 minutes in town aiming their gun at you
I decided to just ride off and do my own thing lol instead of going back and attacking him
^
nugs, earlier today i’ve had a posse of 5 attack me
In fact I'm scared of people on this game lol
It’s all good Nugs
You’ll adapt quickly enough
Just gotta mind ur own and stand ur own, posse up with some friends
That's scary asf
Only WindMaze here is scary. He's like the man in the white van of RDO.
Whenever I’m in a town I usually try to fist fight them
What system are you on
I'm a pacifist so
it’s funny because at one point i literally just hid behind a rock and one after one they came running to me and i just head shot them one after the other
yes wind sorry u terrify me bro
I'm always have the mentality to kill every random I meet.
I only have a plan to kill myself though, Jack.
But I always want to avoid them. 🤞
I run up and wave but I get shot sometimes but I get how scary it can look with me charging up to people to tip my hat
You don't run up to people.
When randoms / low ranks try it with me I throw bolas and hogtie them
so
Non lethal and humiliating 
there was a red player just now
That's how you get shot.
I charge em
and i killed him
Greet em
windmaze’s ego is so huge inflating his head that it’ll be a $30 uber ride from his eyebrows to his hairline
Then die
Make that $300
i got a red icon that said murder

and then lost honor
Yes. Arbitrary karma systems are arbitrary.
Was it a bright red player? And did they shoot you first?
can we talk about how all these level 10-30s are fucking stacked on explosive ammo?
speaking of money, rather than spending 1000 on the express explosive blueprints i just spent 40 gold
Outlaw Pass.
it’s bonkers
@marsh dirge R* still rewards mediocrity, that's why.
I swear every one I meet has explosives
Yeah the outlaw pass gave it to em
i’ve only recently used explosive rounds
Yeah, they’ve been handed out to everyone
I don't need boom boom. I just need long distance pews.
I don't use explosives unless the randoms provoke me to do so.
Back in beta they actually lowered the rank requirement to get explosive rounds to level 60 for a short time
the breaking point was when griefers started using explosive rounds on cattlemen to kill me after they realized they couldn’t kill me normally
time after time i’d just headshot them both with a bolt action so i guess they got annoyed and started using explosives to finally be able to kill me
Or when they figure out you still take fire damage
so i used explosives back, and they just kept dying
That stinks
Oh man. I had a 4 man posse from the ass end of some Latin country crutch hard using explosives and incendiary ammo lmao. I loved it.
Nothing annoys me more than when they switch to those ammo types in pvp modes
Focus Fire has got to be my favorite dead eye perk.
Explosive ammo in Showdowns. 👎
When they give up and switch to explosive you've earned the moral victory imo.
Haha I got called a tryhard by some level 13 who used dynamite arrows on me outside of the Saint Denis police station
They started the fight with explosives and couldn't win it either.
It's an automatic W IMO.
there was someone using explosives in a horseback kills free roam event and as soon as it ended, he obviously won, but people called him out for winning just because they using explosive rounds
23-6 collectively. I felt like I had a big peepee.
Ammo types should be banned on some of them
Make it a More even playin ground
Someone bites off more than they can chew and then you’re the tryhard for fighting back
IKR
They started the fight, I kicked their asses, I ended the fight, they talk shit, and they report me for "Dead Eye hacks" or some shit.
I got told to not be in first person when I snipe. That being able to strafe is cheating lmao
did you retaliate while they were still a blue dot?
Oh, fuck that
Did you guys see that the PC version has the high power pistol by the way?
It's the best way to do it.
best early horse?
early as in what? role horses probably
lvl 15
white shire bcos everyone needs one
Blue dots, red dots, pink dots, polka dots, IDGAF. If a dot comes near me, they better not whip out a weapon and kill me (unless they're asking for an ass whooping).
torn between thise and the red chestnut albianan
Look at broke looking all spiffy
Makes me wanna surround you with a posse and spin guns, Wind.
Red arabian probs
hey prae, you wanna do a 5 star with me :>
🔫
yea, when etta doyle leaves LOL
red Arabian only $250
d a n g
So can you get the outlaw pass on PC?
she ain’t even that hard though, it’s easy money
Apparently not
no scott
No, I don’t believe so
Bummer.
We'll get a pass when the season is over
Yeah, that makes sense.
speaking of the pass...I hope we get some more clothes on the next one
ok ill get the red arabian
If you have the ultimate edition popperson, the best horse you could probably use is the free one you get
and I hope it isn’t more expensive
dont have ultimate
@upper jay idk what time it is for you but if you wait til i'm back from dinner later we can try get four togeth for 5* etta
Ah, then yeah. Probably the red Arabian then
but like, 2-3 hours
oof, yea i’ll be asleep by then
Anyone down for like missions or something. I wanna get some more of the monehs
I got the Ultimate and F'd up and spent 10g on the Arabian right away. It ends up being nice because it seems to have higher stamina.

loving the combat now that i finally got new weapons, didnt realize how bad the starting ones are
Not like horses matter in the long run. It just becomes what ones looks nicest to you.
cattleman kinda fun but ditch the carbine stat
Yeah, I’ve never been a fan of the carbine
I got college in like three hours but like idk bondin my new horse is equally as important
Worst gun ever
i like the schofeld
agred
The Carbine is only good when it's fully upgraded. I actually like it.
Breton best horse.
c h o n k y boah
I have both l20 Bretons now
i like the lancaster, thing does great for me
I want more but...all my stable slots are fully
Yeah, love the Lancaster
I am willing to pay $30 in stable fees let me have moreeeee
stable fees were once my arch nemesis
o.o you're weird
glad this finally came to pc, been enjoying it alot so far
Lancaster Express is best thing.
yeah stable fees are meh
We should be able to keep horses at camp but have to do chores to keep their cores regenerating/full
I neglect my horses except for two lmao.
I’ve said this many times, but I just want a fucking donkey
i spent almost all my 50 gold right away buying the 3 roles
Zebra Donkey w h e n
just hot air balloon pls
I would love a donkey. I always steal the one near Emerald Ranch. lol
I want war wagons. 
Well. Mule.
War Wagon bad.
And yeah I'll do the bounty with you ^^
Donkey good
war wagon would be cool
I also wish we got to choose what horse pulled our wagons, like I want to be able to buy the white shire to pull mine
was a cool movie
I also want Bandoliers and satchels FFS.
wait, did i add you when you were playing with me?
Yeah, it’d be cool to use your own horses for your wagons
bandoliers absolutely
Like how are they not a thing
satchel would be cool
It’s a freakin cowboy game
they in single player
That should of been included on release!
so its in game, hopefully we can get them online
inb4 next outlaw pass has bandoliers as accessories
And the role outfits
Also being able to hold more ammo with a bandolier, completely optional to have on or off
@upper jay Invite?
how much did the outlaw pass cost? im gonna have to save up
35gb
35 gold.
you get it all back too
bigger horses like shires should be able to carry two medium (Fox/yote) carcasses on their back too
that would be cool
It would give the horses more utility
I want a Breton for my bounty wagon and a Kladruber for my hunting wagon, not Suffolk Punch horses.
small in the satchel
yeah
There’s no difference in me bringing my work horse hunting with me or my Arabian other than how easy they are to spook
I wish we could shoot our own horses.
whats the best way to bring down a cougar
“AutisticWiseMan”
You’re terrible
shoot it in the face with a rifle
patting it @toxic cliff
The amount of times the fucker has ran into rocks and launched me off.
poison arrow headshot kill it?
ye
I get so pissed about it. I usually kill myself with dynamite whenever that happens.
Lmao, Jesus
rdr1 riding your war horse at the speed of sound wayyyy too fucking fast and running the cougar over, then getting off the horse only to be attacked by another two
@heady river i have a clip of my horse running into a something making my cougar fall off, me picking it up putting it back on, then getting on my horse and 2 seconds later it runs into something else and makes everything (including me) fall off
I just punch em
ikr
might have to try out my tomahawk against it
i hate horses as much as it is now
shit'
their pathfinding is fucking atrocious and i say this everyday
There's no way any remotely sentient being would willingly RAM itself into trees and rocks.
I made a joke about punching my horse on red dead to a friend in college and got in shit for it by my tutor haha
does pc have the outlaw pass?
what’s the point of calling them to you when you have to run all the way to them anyways
no dashi
Yeah, it is
Or the times they run to you, they keep running away from you making you chase them.
aw
I miss rdr1 where you could call the horse, keep running and just hop on while its running
I went to emerald ranch and was in one of the pens and my horse couldn’t find me lol
so you dont need to spend 5 seconds getting on and getting going
My hunting wagon is exhausting to use because I shoot 4 deer, call the wagon and it’s halfway across the fuckin state on a lonely ass road between the trees
i remember seeing this clip of this guy trying to mount his horse on the edge of a clip, but once he tried to get on the horse just fucking BOOKED it and got launched off the cliff @heady river
Or what about there being a snake and all of the sudden your horse slows wayy the fuck down and moves to the side a bit
When I get to it the carcasses despawn anyway
bro I love snakes
Oh yeah
the one animal in this game I don’t kill
That shits annoying af
but I’m biased
I usually juggle the carcasses till I think I’m close enough for them not to despawn
i like to cook the snakes
):
I throw dynamite at them
Yeah wagons shouldn’t be this stupid
I like having 960 cooked meats and 99 of each provision.
minty stringy meat
as you said that my snake yawned
Idk if she agrees or not
Aw shit
I couldn’t do that
"Good method poor execution"
cannibal
I could never have a snake in my house as a pet
I have twoooooo
And I’m getting an anaconda next month
i want to just own a bunch of pets
I used to have a couple tarantulas
Nonononono
and a snek
i’d get an owl but jersey doesn’t allow owls :<
but the snek died when the power went out
I’m also gettin my DWA for working with diamondback rattlers
Work with one called rattlesnake Jake he’s so cool
and one tarantula died of age
Snakes are alright, I guess.
im pretty upset that i havnt bought a dog in game yet
Bit bonkers though
mean fucker but I loved it
can you work with cottonmouths @marsh dirge
and the other I just got rid of cause I had to move
I have a beardie. uwu
No but I’ve fed one
FUCKING EMOTICON SHIT
I’m not allowed to handle it yet
: D
Cottonmouths are horrible little hellspawn.
There’s also a thai king cobra where I work
I’m getting a Russian legless lizard next.
I would never feed a fucking cottonmouth
I’ll have to grab pics
must feel exhilarating knowing your a couple feet away from death or like, close to it
Where the hell do you work
LOL a reptile facility & im studying herpetology
Oh nice
which is not herpes
I miss working with tigers and the leopard though. I loved my old volunteer job.
why’re you studying herpes* (damn you knew)
oh nvm
if only auto correct didn’t screw me over
I had a tiger lay on me once
"that means she likes you"
FUCK YOU THERE IS A FULL GROWN TIGER LAYING ON ME JOHN
My chameleon is 100x meaner than my snakes and 100x more likely to bite me
the county
Vinyl
Oh my god
i like watching these videos of this guy feeding his tarantulas, if you like them i’m sure you saw those videos too and know who i’m talking about @marsh dirge
Yeah, see, these tigers were more liable to tear your limbs off. Abused exotic pets, you feel?
@upper jay I think I know exactly who that is. LOL
Oh yeah I had to do a tiger walk once
I think all white tigers should be put down
feeding and changing their water bowls*
Yeah. They had the sweetest foxes there though.
or cups..
Adorable little things.
I love his vidoes
the ones in captivity anyways
I loved them.
Most all are mentally or physically deformed in some way
i also watch ants canada like a basic bih
I used to but he’s too dramatic for me now
im happy with my wolf and cat

I feel the same way about pugs.
Oh fuck pugs man
i don’t like small breed dogs
Their existence makes me sad.
it looks like someone bashed its fucking face in with a frying pan
they cant breathe and their eyes pop out
And anyone who willingly breeds them deserves to be shot.
Oh, my friend had wolves and one of them ended up biting my mom right on the ass back in like 5th grade lol
owie
someone watches sam o’nella academy cough cough Lucii cough
My grandmother used to work with wolves.
worse bite I got was from a cat
second worst 17 foot snake
its rare they bite their owners
which says a lot
It’s weird cause I would go over to their house all the time and stay. And he would never act mean or anything
I take my wolf for a walk and I have to keep her close if people pass by
They actually raised wolves
or she will bite them in defence of me
funny thing, i used to think garter snakes were spelled/called garden snakes
Its about how you raise them
Wolves are so much easier to know when they don't like you as opposed to big cats.
if you raise them around visitors and people they are normally more dosile
gater snakes are so cute I worked with an obese albino one called Peanut Butter
but I like in the middle of fuck all knowhere, let my wolf roam (I have some next level fencing) and am kind of a recluse
Did you ever see that article about the girl who rescued a coyote bc she thought it was a dog? 
NO LOL
Me though
I saw one where someone adopted a bear thinking it was a large dog
Haha holy shit
I once had a woman try and tell me my snake was venomous
wold animal can love you and be "tame"
Like aight sis
if you raise it from a baby
around other people though.... thats a different story
idk popa spurca mantids are crazy aggressive
The one creature that terrifies me on this planet are centipedes, you know? They're genuinely the worst fucking thing.
I’ve had mine a week and she’s bit me six times
And no, I do not recommend picking up a tiger cub or wolf cub or baby croc and raising it'
still a gamble
ok yeah I’m fine with tarantulas just not centipedes
OH MY GOD
FUCK CENTEPEDES
I have yelled at bears and ran at them to get them to fuck off
but a centepede?
Literally a mood Ian.
yea ima fuck right off
I hate rodents.
I’m fine with big ass spiders but not the lil ones. LOL
Ok ya I can’t stand rabbits which is a weird one
the little ones can hide
I’m genuinely terrified
Rabbits are evil.
Noooo
Fucking stupid birds.
Swans are Satan’s birds
some asshole decided it would be funny to release a dozen rabbits and let them breed like fucking crazu so he could chase them with his wolf
Swans are pretty wtf
Swans are mean
You're all high
ofc
Probably not.
I am stoned off my ass
My uncle worked for the queen and according to him it tastes like rubber
Swans
Gross
yeah mank
I’ve never
now elk
ELK IS THE BEST FUCKING MEAT ON EARTH
Alligator's pretty fucking good.
only because my gecko Arthur Morgan wouldn’t eat it and I didn’t want to put it downstairs
bro I want to try snake
alligator and croc is good on a birger
I just can’t tell my two
as a burger*
You’re gonna eat your own pets
You monster
Yes
She’s such a goblin
I’ll eat them all
You're a goblin.
I fed my pet hamster to my wolf
had the hamster for a week
Bruh
Ash is vegan
I was gonna start a breeding farm to sell em for meat
I considered going vegan but I like bacon too much
like I was gonna do rabbits
A fucking pet store gave me a male and female and those fuckers had babies for days
Had to to get rid of them
Hey man, some vegan good is pretty fucking good.
lol
'but then I fucked an ecosystem with rabbits and let my wolf havbe the hamster
I wouldn’t
But like, Cuban food is not very vegan. So I'm shit out of luck on that diet lmao
They were supposed to be the same gender
oof
I still eat vegan food but I am already morally corrupt because of my ewes
Like seriously, I pissed ALOT of people off here, it started a rabbit epedemic
But no one shall know it was me
Bon appetit
the rumor is that someone left their pet rabbit go
and it found another and spiraled from there
vegan sausage is good
Never has a more true statement been said.
Speaking of talking shit, I saw people waited until I went off to talk shit 
When? Why did I miss it?
Ya I can never replace bacon though
Ive never tried anything vegan so I’m open to it
The only thing about it is it has to have the right texture for me to eat it.
One thing I could never do is eat dog
I once spent £4 on a sausage bap only to find out it was vegan
I felt so betrayed
If it doesn't I'm throwing it out.
Dog is good meat
Ash has a dog that makes chicken noises
I refuse.
I ate a cayote
I have two labradors they’re so stupid I would eat them
I could never ever ever ever do it
had a pack terrorizing the entire forest here so me and alot of other land owners here got out guns and went a hunting
I couldn't eat a dog. Human though...
I love my two little heathens too much
wendigo wendigo wendigo
shutthefuckup
why are you calling my horse bro?
Lookin' fer the Madam? Check here
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madam already went to a different spot?!
we dont talk about that here
No
his name is kevin we leave it at that
That's my Criollo's name. >:v(
I kinda wanna buy a tibeten mastiff
Good luck.
my next gecko is going to be called Dutch to go with Arthur
They’re both girls but it’s fine
I don't think I'm a Boxer.
mood I have outdoor cats they have a high prey drive
They aren’t allowed in my room because of the exotics
all good
also idk who would win my snake or my cat
Our cat used to be an outside cat but we have to keep her in the house because she will absolutely fuck up the neighborhood cats.
probably the cat
what snake and what cat
I used to have cats as a kid but I’m just not a big fan of them anymore
I have two ball pythons and three cats
She kept strays and ferals out of our old neighborhood for years.
my cat is fucking feral
It’s considered inhumane to have indoor cats here in the U.K.
legit, if its not my dogs or me, that cat will charge and try to kill you
I get a lot of flak from Americans about it
Yeah well, I live in Florida and I'm sure the outdoor heat is inhumane.
nothing wrong with outdoor animals
my dad visited after I had the cat for about a year and it tried to kill him
INSTANTLY went from resting to attack mode
Some rescues will refuse to let you adopt if you plan on keeping them indoor
had to pry the fucker of and me and dad went to the hospital
he had to get stitches, on the bright side I know for a fact I have a guard cat
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this looks like yours