rdo-chat

[lament crest]

NPCs have names its pretty cool

[cerulean wharf]

Make RDO great again like in RDR1

[lament crest]

We need the Narrator, the donkey and buffalo riding, the weapons, and Mexico

[cerulean wharf]

R* could've at least copied and pasted RDR1's multiplayer into RDR2 Online

I want to troll people as Gavin's friend

[lament crest]

Playing as Story Mode characters? Epic

I got a mexican guy in RDR1

Señor Rocha

Looks like a mexican Landon Ricketrs

[cerulean wharf]

👌

[lament crest]

Ricketts*

👌 👌

[devout cliff]

They left they sent the message 😂

[cerulean wharf]

[late beacon]

I prefer original characters

Just gimme my buffalo rifle

And new content

I wanna see ppl on the map

[cerulean wharf]

I want the "Summer" update, hunting and fishing to be un-nerfed, and clothes that DO NOT have shit stains and bullet holes on them

[late beacon]

Red dead has way more depth than gta but no content

[cerulean wharf]

GTA = Rockstar's cash cow
RDO = 💩 in its current state

[late beacon]

Gta is dying

Its outdated af but. Rockstar is too arrogant in thinking they can bullshit and drop content late

They need to say screw showdowns and stick to freeroam content for a few months

[dense hollow]

^^^^^

There are MORE than enough showdowns to not touch that shit for like 6-8 months

Or more

[glossy yoke]

@cerulean wharf riding a bull on rd1 online was great

[patent dove]

People ready for showdowns and a new hat tomorrow?

[upper tundra]

A new hat

[kind smelt]

https://youtu.be/Vyhmh9K0IvY

[viral hemlock]

Dlc tomorrow?

[devout cliff]

Probably not 😔

[glossy yoke]

Yea probably sometime late September

[devout cliff]

September 17th is last Tuesday of Summer. Expect it then 👀

[limber lily]

Guys how u know about the update tomorrow u use any web can u help me?

I mean The Dlc

Not summer update

[heady river]

Super secret insider information.

[limber lily]

U will tell me or not lol

[marsh dirge]

They don’t know

Lol it’s just all a guess or just someone messing with people who are looking forward to it

[patent dove]

16 hours until new hat

Cant wait

[limber lily]

Oh lol

[glossy yoke]

Yay dripfeed days tomorrow can’t wait for the recycled clothes

[devout cliff]

Imagine if they re-released the Winter Shotgun Coat, because everyone's bitching about the summer update taking forever as a reference to that

😂 😂

[patent dove]

Coming this summer

[glossy yoke]

Watch them pull the shit they did the other weeks and they kept the same clothing 2 weeks in a row

They prob will

😔

[devout cliff]

Oh yeah, they are because it said something about until September 2nd

[upper tundra]

I want the morning tail coat back

[devout cliff]

Tbh, same. I want to buy the rest. I only have the black and red ones

[upper tundra]

:/

[devout cliff]

I remember that black and gold one looking nice

[upper tundra]

Why is there no white Calvary gloves

[late beacon]

No way i think they shouldn't bring back any old clothes

I dont see anyone wearing my socks and i prefer it that way 😈

[upper tundra]

Socks

[late beacon]

Lol yea

[glossy yoke]

Tf u on about m8 they’ve done nothing but recycle beta clothing

[red lake]

Can't wait for that dripfed hat or that sock to come out tomorrow, guys! Am I right?! 💧 🎩

[glossy yoke]

No cause they prob won’t even do tht

[red lake]

I'm shooting Good Boy Rufus if they don't give us an update.

[devout cliff]

It's another two week thing, no drip tomorrow

[cerulean wharf]

No half ass dripfeeding...on another Half Ass Dripfeedingday? 👀

wut

[devout cliff]

It's a two week thing like last time

[cerulean wharf]

[devout cliff]

It's the second one

[cerulean wharf]

This is a new low for R*

[fickle lava]

Who's ready for some big "not summer update" discounts huh.

[cerulean wharf]

🖐

You'll see me get disappointed...as always

[fickle lava]

You'll see me not caring anymore because I dropped the ball last week. I don't have expectations anymore.

[cerulean wharf]

"Rockstar is still rewarding mediocrity."

• WindMaze

Best quote of 2019 describing RDO 👌

[fickle lava]

I think I'll forever be stuck at lvl 105

[glossy yoke]

Shits there no point on play except for dailies if u care about a pointless currency

[cerulean wharf]

And even then, people are probably better off spending money on gold bars

Ask Ash

[glossy yoke]

Yeah fuck tht cant catch me spending money on a dead game like rdr2

[cerulean wharf]

🇴 🇴 🇫

+1 dab for the sadness

[fickle lava]

I got more Gold Bars than I can spend tbh.

[glossy yoke]

I got 40k and 100 gold bars and I’m just sad cause there’s nothing to buy

[fickle lava]

There are weekly sweet hats.

Don't underestimate the power of the hat.

[glossy yoke]

Yeah well we’re prob not getting a dripfeed tomorrow so

😔

[fickle lava]

🇫

[devout cliff]

These aren't even weekly anymore. It's bi weekly 😂

That's why I said someone fucked up the update

[cerulean wharf]

Well, time to go back to Oppressor Mk II Online

[narrow jolt]

Are you an Erron Black main

[devout cliff]

Ew

[glossy yoke]

It’s cause they too fucking lazy to even add new clothes so they just recycle them bi weekly so they don’t get overly repetitive

[devout cliff]

Oh neat, my game has an update

[cerulean wharf]

👀

[heady river]

Neat.

[glossy yoke]

[vital forge]

How’s the new hat update? Or is there none again?

[marsh dirge]

[patent dove]

In 7 hours we will know

[upper tundra]

Nothing

[devout cliff]

7gb update 👀

[patent dove]

@devout cliff ??

[upper tundra]

She bs lol

And you fell for it

Its going to be a 20gb update with how many glitches that needs to be patched

[patent dove]

Thats were ure wrong kiddo

7gb of hats, chaps, and showdowns

[misty basin]

When’s the summer update ://

[marsh dirge]

your grandkids might live to see it release

[manic python]

Technically summer ends on sept 23rd, so the update could happen anywhere between now and then.

[wooden nimbus]

Any content today ??

[manic python]

We won’t know until later

[wooden nimbus]

Ok

[upper tundra]

In 3 hours bud

[dense hollow]

Link if you need commands you can check pins here

[cerulean wharf]

So far, I'm not seeing any half ass dripfeeding

Also, as a weekly reminder: today is Half Ass Dripfeedingday

[upper tundra]

Is a gator hat new?

[cerulean wharf]

No

[upper tundra]

Okay

How long as it been added

Last week?

[cerulean wharf]

Yup

[upper tundra]

Oh okay

[glossy yoke]

[fickle lava]

So no update this week?

So much for the "Summer" Update.

[glossy yoke]

Time to uninstall

[fickle lava]

Time to boycott Rockstar.

[dense hollow]

Yea, was really hoping it was this week

Looks like they’re drawing it out through September

1-4 more weeks easy

[fickle lava]

The disrespect is real.

[glossy yoke]

Yea 😔

[patent dove]

Oh boy good thing i had alot of free time this summer for the summer update

[glossy yoke]

Lol

[dense hollow]

Lol

[upper tundra]

Aiirless is basically reddit

[left moon]

So guys

whats the best way to get money / xp ?

[heady river]

Play the game.

[left moon]

screw u

jerk

[heady river]

ok

[narrow jolt]

There really is no best way since there’s such a small amount of ways to get exp, it’s up to you how you wanna get it

If you’re good at PvP, play games, if you’re good at hunting, hunt

[left moon]

i saw people hunt sheep so i did that

[glossy yoke]

Or glitches

[left moon]

🤔

[narrow jolt]

Not recommended

[heady river]

Google the glitches yourself if you care to.

[glossy yoke]

Y is tht @narrow jolt

Best way for money

[narrow jolt]

Dishonest, risk of being banned, some don’t work

[glossy yoke]

Yea if Tht were true j stone would be banned ages ago

[left moon]

does the carcass spam thing still work

[narrow jolt]

What’s the fun in glitching tho

[heady river]

Who knows.

[left moon]

the infinite carcasses

[glossy yoke]

@left moon look up j stone on YouTube

[left moon]

alright

ty matey

[narrow jolt]

Gl with that

[glossy yoke]

Yes all the cougar glitches still work I’m at 40k

[left moon]

yeah but dont u need a good rifle to get the perfect cougar carcass ?

[glossy yoke]

Just a bolt action or Springfield

And they’re mostly all co op

So u need someone to do em

[left moon]

i need money to buy them lmaoo

can i not just like skip to level 100

all i want is the clothes ffs

[heady river]

no.

[narrow jolt]

Nah you can’t skip levels

That would be shitty

[glossy yoke]

[heady river]

Cool.

[narrow jolt]

No media in here pls 👀

[glossy yoke]

I have no idea wat ur talking about

[heady river]

We don't allow CNN here.

[devout cliff]

Media

Who tf

[glossy yoke]

[narrow jolt]

It was

[glossy yoke]

Fake news

[left moon]

yeah that is fake news

[narrow jolt]

Mods can see chat logs you know 👀

[glossy yoke]

Oh who cares if got deleted in under a minute Yeesh

[narrow jolt]

I was kidding don’t take it so seriously 😎

[lament crest]

Not even a tweet from Rockstar smh

This level of not giving a shit means or either we are gonna get info between tomorrow and Thursday, or the update is coming the 3rd

[heady river]

I bet they get their giggles off of people complaining and are intentionally withholding it.

I would.

[devout cliff]

It'll be a "Everyone bitches, uninstalls, blah blah blah then update comes out and everyone loses their shit and reinstalls"

[heady river]

Probably. tbh I'll probably uninstall once something more interesting comes out regardless of the update.

[hidden wren]

this game needs to be more role playing

not call of duty

[cerulean wharf]

This game needs the "Summer" update

Like...NOW!!!

[glossy yoke]

Remnant:from the ashes> RDO

[devout cliff]

What's that

[glossy yoke]

It’s like dark souls but with guns

[dense hollow]

Remnant is pretty damn good

[glossy yoke]

It’s great

[winged cedar]

These weekly drp feeds are rage inducing

[glossy yoke]

They didn’t drip feed

[heady river]

Go burn down their offices then.

Bar the doors too.

[cerulean wharf]

The only thing Rockstar drip fed was the inducing rage

Even the most loyal/patient players are mad af

(myself included)

[glossy yoke]

I gave up

[cerulean wharf]

Shit, 5v1 in progress

brb

[cerulean wharf]

OK, fight's over. I won 😄

Speaking of Ambarino, I had to run away to Colter because the 5 players were in a posse.

• They started a Player Assassination stranger mission...and that backfired...for them.

• I took a defensive position in the abandoned town, held my own for ~30 minutes, then made them parley since they kept dying over and over.

• 2 of them gave up as soon as I whipped out my bow with dynamite arrows. They also didn't have winter outfits, so this was actually a 3v1 instead of a 5v1.

[limber lily]

😂 😂 😂

[versed tusk]

Any tips for just starting rdo

[upper tundra]

No

[marsh dirge]

tip 1

don’t start rdo

[limber lily]

Tip 2
Wait for summer update

[cerulean wharf]

Tip 3
Do cougar glitches

[heady river]

Tip 3 contradicts tip 1 and 2 though.

[upper tundra]

Tip 4 uninstall

[fiery canopy]

[heady river]

Tip 5 sell game.

[fiery canopy]

Tip 6 Enjoy SP

[devout cliff]

Tip 7 Die

[heady river]

Tip 8 take others with you when you die.

[upper tundra]

Tip 9 profit

[heady river]

tip 10 profit from the death and suffering of others, invest in private security firms and privatized prisons

[devout cliff]

Tip 11 nuke the server by banning these tips from continuing

[heady river]

tip 12 no

[cerulean wharf]

Tip 13
Keep the tips going

Tip 14
Take notes from every shitpost ever made on the Internet and this Discord server

Tip 15
Git gud

[devout cliff]

Tac should ban the word tip

[cerulean wharf]

Tip 16

@devout cliff Read Tip 12 again

[torpid flare]

anyone else feel like j stone seems like the type of guy to masturbate to cuckhold porn?

[marsh dirge]

[devout cliff]

It's his accent

So probably

[torpid flare]

isn't rockstar going to ban him?

[devout cliff]

Nah, they'll use him to find glitches and exploits to hotfix it

[torpid flare]

like a rat

[devout cliff]

yeah basically

😂

[torpid flare]

though I think that I heard one of his glitching vids got a fat copyright strike

[devout cliff]

Can we get rid of mrbossftw though

[torpid flare]

his intros always sound the same

[pearl sorrel]

Jstone has an alt account now

[cerulean wharf]

• MrLossFTW = 🖕 👎
• J Stone = Rockstar's glitching/exploiting lapdog

AdBlock is fucking mandatory

[fiery canopy]

Idk why, but this entire time I thought it was "Mr Boss Fuck the World" xD

[devout cliff]

Tulip wants to fuck the world

[marsh dirge]

Me first!!

[fiery canopy]

wth XD

[thorny viper]

I was hoping they would update today

since they swapped update days with the GTA Casino

but wompity womp

dont womp back

[supple frigate]

Red dead online is dead

[marsh dirge]

It’s been dead lmao

[cerulean wharf]

Dead Online

[flat pagoda]

Seems like they missed a window with other games getting their updates in. No reason to play.

[dense hollow]

@lucid pelican sry for the late reply. Queues aren’t nearly as bad now

[hollow gale]

Any updates

[glossy yoke]

No

[pulsar arch]

how about now?

[glossy yoke]

No

[devout cliff]

You're all high, my game updated this past Tuesday

[glossy yoke]

@devout cliff Lay of the crank shit doesn’t help u

[devout cliff]

[wise jewel]

[half stream]

@junior light every time i try to enter your session i fail miserably! :/ i have tried about 10x already

[upper tundra]

Try joining a session than hers

[hard stone]

any major updates in the past 2 months or so?

[upper tundra]

Last major update was in may

[cerulean wharf]

"Major" updates

Half ass dripfeeding does NOT count as a "major" update. Change my mind

[marsh dirge]

that was hardly a major update

only compared to other updates was it decent

[cerulean wharf]

That sounds like you agree with me, so 🆗

[marsh dirge]

May was bounty update right?

[cerulean wharf]

Yup

[marsh dirge]

Shit update

[cerulean wharf]

IKR

Sad 😔

[marsh dirge]

Does the game still crash a lot?

[cerulean wharf]

No...surprisingly

[marsh dirge]

Big improvement

Some patch must have came along with some drip feed update then

[cerulean wharf]

Perhaps

[upper tundra]

I was going to say if you call that one

[glossy yoke]

If update doesn’t come out Tuesday I’m uninstalling

[narrow jolt]

Waste of money but you do you

[marsh dirge]

the games been out almost a year

[unreal ember]

This game is not only dead but falling apart

Camp and posses don't work half the time

[upper tundra]

@unreal ember now you can boot people offline now

Its the new old school COD

[unreal ember]

Which one e

[upper tundra]

people can boot you offline if you join a game party

For rdo

[cerulean wharf]

I get kicked out of Showdowns at least once a day just for being good

Me: exists
Randoms: 9/10 votes to kick WINDMAZE
Me:

[upper tundra]

@cerulean wharf dont grief people in free roam now

There's clans/factions who boot people offline

Or out of the session

[spark cosmos]

I am fine with the update being a little late, I just think Rockstar needs to communicate more.

[cerulean wharf]

@upper tundra People try to grief me, what are you talking about?

And even if I get booted out of a session, that proves my point about n00bs/tryhards refusing to leave me alone

Also, I specifically said Showdowns, not Free Roam

@spark cosmos Agreed

R* is NOT the CIA. We want secrets!

(and the "Summer" update too)

[spark cosmos]

People complain the update is not here while all I care is why Rockstar does not communicate more.

[cerulean wharf]

Because R* is secretive af with information and the things devs work on

[spark cosmos]

Government's response to the people about Rockstar's Secrecy:

[cerulean wharf]

Social media (in general) isn't doing R* any good. There are too many edgy/ignorant/stupid people bitching over there.

[spark cosmos]

Basically, idiots thinking Rockstar owes us the update.

[cerulean wharf]

Yeah

What R* should be doing IMO is what CDPR already has been doing: dripfeeding hype and giving us hints about what's to come

[spark cosmos]

Someone asked a question and they answered.

[cerulean wharf]

At least then I can switch from Half Ass Dripfeeding to Dank Ass Dripfeeding

But I won't

[spark cosmos]

I just wish people would stop fucking annoying them and then we can get some info.

[cerulean wharf]

Same

[pulsar arch]

Someone DoS me

[cerulean wharf]

Well, griefing is officially at its peak

FML

Forget the "Summer" update, R* has to prioritize on private/freeaim sessions instead

[marsh dirge]

so I’m dumb asf when it comes to this game, can someone show me some good ways to get fast exp

I did all the story missions and I’m lvl 13

[cerulean wharf]

Showdowns and completing Awards are by far the best ways to earn XP. However, there are some major problems with Showdowns:

1. You need to be extremely good at PvP in order to fully benefit from Showdowns.

2. You need to be well-armed and heavily prepared for gunfights (have ammo, tonics, and provisions readily available to consume).

3. Showdowns have awful spawn locations, bad maps to fight on, inconsistent minimaps, and lousy game modes only filthy casuals like.

4. The more tryhards you encounter in matches, the more frustrating and difficult it will be for you to farm XP, especially if they're using explosive ammo.

5. You are more likely to disconnect/crash than usual.

@marsh dirge ☝

[marsh dirge]

yep tried that

Didn’t work out so well

[cerulean wharf]

Try Awards

For example: selling 100 herbs can reward you with 0.4 gold and 1,000 XP (you can do that 10 times)

If you're not exceptionally good at Showdowns, then you should complete awards that DON'T involve PvP for obvious reasons.

[marsh dirge]

I should try that herb one

[cerulean wharf]

Go for it. You don't even have to shoot anyone in the process 👌

[marsh dirge]

okay so how the hell do people get your ip now all of a sudden

i havent played in a while because its boring but now dudes gotta worry about a ddos? damn

[cerulean wharf]

They're using botnets

Some of those griefers are also paying "hackers" for their..."booting services"

It's technically NOT DDoS because only a few IP addresses are currently being targeted by griefers

If it was a DDoS, thousands of IP addresses (players) would be booted offline in seconds, not 1 or 2 players at a time

[marsh dirge]

so individual ddosing isnt ddosing

interesting

technically the sky isnt blue because its black on the other side of the planet

[cerulean wharf]

To make the Reddit post interesting, some people are claiming that this may be a hitpiece against the posses listed there

Granted, the mods on Reddit are 🚮 , but once you thoroughly examine the post, you'll notice that it could be a direct attack against the "griefers"

[upper tundra]

Like me

I got ip grab today after seeing that reddit post this morning

Oh the irony

[mortal ocean]

Before the post I only used it on 3 people

Real dick heads

[upper tundra]

You're just as guilty

[mortal ocean]

I just mind my business so they were pretty dang on toxic

I am lol

[upper tundra]

Its called defensive mode and parlay

[mortal ocean]

Yep

[upper tundra]

The thing i did was tired to destroy the cart

I failed

[spark cosmos]

ThAt WiLl ReQuIrE gOlD tO pUrChAsE...
dO yA hAvE sOmE?

[upper tundra]

Fuck off

I course i have some

[spark cosmos]

Do you want to breathe for....1000 gold?

[upper tundra]

I killed his horse either to flee or to kill me on horseback

Had a battle

[spark cosmos]

You died due to lack of breathing.
Want to revive for 500 gold?

Yes No

[upper tundra]

He invited me to the party

Said oh you live (state) (city)

Router goes down for 5 minutes

😦

He could just parlay

[marsh dirge]

Ho

How do I discord on my PS4????

I can't figure it outtt

[spark cosmos]

You can't.

[cerulean wharf]

You can't have Discord on a PS4

[heady river]

How much you wanna bet they're using Cain & Abel to sniff IPs lol

[glossy yoke]

Doxxing and Ddossing are two different things lol

[heady river]

Doxxing is not simply finding their location.

It's distributing that information en masse.

Therefore it cannot be a Doxx.

How much you wanna bet they're using LOIC to boot people lmao

and publish

The definition reads that it must have been published, which usually means revealed publically contextually.

Reading his shit back to him is not publishing.

hence it's not doxxing.

Of course you can't ever get doxxed if you do it yourself.

it doesn't state or in the definition though.

It states and which means it is required.

If you're going to debate semantics about the definition, adhere to what you posted.

[patent dove]

You two wanna find a room aye

[marsh dirge]

Well, damn

Even more of a reason to not play rdo

Not that I was going to anyways

[cerulean wharf]

Dead Online is officially dead with this booting horseshit going on

Also, # Dead Online

[glossy yoke]

@cerulean wharf remnant from the ashes > Red dead offline 😂

[marsh dirge]

I'm looking for a solid posse to join or some cool people to join me in mine. I'm on psn if anyone is interested.

[narrow jolt]

@marsh dirge #gang-recruitment-ps

[marsh dirge]

Appreciate that @narrow jolt

[narrow jolt]

👌

[cerulean wharf]

So... Dead Offline ...got it

+1 dab for the sadness

[pastel breach]

Im looking for Croatian, Serbian, Bosnian adult players. Anyone here?

[upper tundra]

No

[cerulean wharf]

[fickle lava]

Portugal here.

So no

[cerulean wharf]

👉 🇺🇸 👈 here
The answer's no, but you know my nationality

[pulsar arch]

I thought Croats and Serbs hated one another

like ALL of em

[lament crest]

So the update... September 3?

[glossy yoke]

Probably not

[spark cosmos]

Maybe on Labor day tho.

[pastel breach]

@pulsar arch get in a posse feud with us so you'll se :D

We could hate each other, but I dont have time for that.

@cerulean wharf join Red dead Redemption 3 online wars and posse feuds with your american crew so you can fight against croats and serbs

@lament crest I dont think so, I guess 17.09.

[tulip hornet]

@dense hollow So, how's the RDO Gang doing? ;)

[cerulean wharf]

[dense hollow]

On hold till R* gets their head out their asses and release the job content

Sad part is no twitter announcements

No updates

No nothing

I mean we COULD take the silence as a potential drop this week

But I doubt it

Especially after last week having literally nothing

[upper tundra]

R* giving us 28-140 gold cause of this 2 week event

Idk man

[glossy yoke]

WHO GIVES A FUCK @upper tundra no one cares about extra gold plus most most of the daily challenges give me Ligma

Everyone is just frustrated at rdo

They should just shut off the servers

[spark cosmos]

Patience is a virtue, that you have not mastered...

[heady river]

There's no point in getting mad at it lmao. Just go out and buy a new game or some shit.

[fiery canopy]

XD

[glossy yoke]

I’m playing remnant

[spark cosmos]

Aiirless, you need the virtue of patience if you want the update, otherwise you will never get what you want.

https://tenor.com/view/patience-young-grasshopper-gif-10391979

[glossy yoke]

I’ve given up

Winter update 2020

[spark cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-never-give-up-entrance-wwe-smack-down-live-gif-10288928

[fiery canopy]

[upper tundra]

Well im just taking advantage of this opportunity to get alot of gold

But people will complain that everything cost gold and its expensive if the update comes

Blah blah blah

[spark cosmos]

Rockstar gifts you 20-40 gold now?

[upper tundra]

For daily challenges

If you do all 7 you get 10 gold bars

10 if you have a 14+ week steak

Because of this 2 week event that ends on the 2nd

[cerulean wharf]

Dear R*, please give us the motherfucking "Summer" update

*Sincerely, a PIB crutching tryhard,

• WindMaze*

P.S. 🖕 😠

[marsh dirge]

what a shitty company lol

[limber lily]

@WindMaze Relax

@cerulean wharf *

[upper tundra]

Ok

[cerulean wharf]

It was meant to be a joke. @limber lily

If I actually took it seriously, I would've started a rant by now...but I'm not gonna

[limber lily]

Oh...

😂

So u have any new fights with gangs

[cerulean wharf]

Yes I did, but that was yesterday

[limber lily]

U win

?

[cerulean wharf]

Of course I won, they couldn't get on my level

[limber lily]

Lol

[cerulean wharf]

I fought off a posse by myself outside Emerald Ranch and they called backup

It escalated from a 4v1 to a 7v1

And they used explosive ammo...and STILL lost

[limber lily]

A real fighter 😂 😂

[cerulean wharf]

Once they ran out of explosives, it was open season on those skrubs

[upper tundra]

I had a fight with a gang they doxx me so idk if I won

[limber lily]

I love boxing club lol

[upper tundra]

And boot me out of the season

[limber lily]

Or boxing fights *

[cerulean wharf]

💥 💥 💥 🔫

Oh yeah, one of them tried to tackle me with Slippery Bastard

He failed

[upper tundra]

So idk if i won?

[cerulean wharf]

Technically, you won

They couldn't beat you legitimately, so they had to boot you offline to "win" the fight

🇴 🇴 🇫

[upper tundra]

I would of join back and give him hell idk what he would of done with my ip

[cerulean wharf]

You should get a VPN

[upper tundra]

You can't really get a vpn on xbox

[cerulean wharf]

I'm kinda surprised that I haven't been booted out of sessions despite being significantly outnumbered, outgunned, and outspammed with explosives

Also, another 🇴 🇴 🇫

FTW baby

[upper tundra]

@cerulean wharf just don't accept any or join game parties

[cerulean wharf]

I don't

[upper tundra]

Idk what you call vc on ps4

[limber lily]

Party

[cerulean wharf]

Party chat

[upper tundra]

So if i can get a vpn can he still boot me

[limber lily]

How he kick u first

[upper tundra]

?

He botnet my router

[cerulean wharf]

Yeah, get a VPN

[limber lily]

Oh

I gtg right now see u guys good night

And remember have some faith

[cerulean wharf]

You forgot "goddamn", but 🆗

GN

[glossy yoke]

[limber lily]

GN

[cerulean wharf]

"HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!!!"

• Dutch Van der Linde

[glossy yoke]

No

Fuck u Dutch

Traitor cunt

[cerulean wharf]

[light condor]

Faith is for morons and the religious DUTCH

[marsh dirge]

If we don't get the update today I'm jumping off my roof in story mode

[late beacon]

But... Todays monday lol

[patent dove]

Summmmmmerrrrrrrrr update

[marsh dirge]

Someone wanna explain why never without one only protect me from a headshot 10% of the time even when I'm clearly wearing a hat

[heady river]

Because you shouldn't be using it.

[patent dove]

The hat doesnt fit your skull

[marsh dirge]

Right why woukd I use something that they put in the game to be used and expect it to work the way its supposed too that would be ridiculous

[pulsar arch]

They probably shot you in the jaw

Never Without One, afaik, blocks headshots on the top 50-60% of the head

[heady river]

Why would you? It's a Rockstar game.

Gotta lower your expectations in this day and age when AA devs are better than AAA.

[late beacon]

@marsh dirgeit only protects the hat area

Hence why i dont use it anymore

[knotty arrow]

If I delete my character and make a new one, will I lose all my money and gold bars?

[late beacon]

Its too much of a hassle even before the nerf. No hat= more damage. And most hats in rdo are trash.

@knotty arrowand nah u keep ur cash

My crew member redid his character bcus he was fat he kept his money

But id say just wait it out

U get to change ur characters on the new update for free

Whats the rush?

Im not sure if u can change genders tho keep that in mind

[knotty arrow]

I'm only level 4 and just rejoined after not touching online since it came out.

[late beacon]

Well in that case yeah

Its kinda hard to get attached to a character u dont wanna play as

[knotty arrow]

I don't really mind re-doing 4 levels if the update is still TBD. I just didn't want to lose all the money and gold bars from twitch and whatever else.

[late beacon]

And u can be lvl 15 in like 2 hours give or take

Just do the yellow missions

[knotty arrow]

Nice, that's awesome. I rejoined online for the first time since release today and died within 2 seconds of spawning to some ugly hobo killing everyone in valentine.

[late beacon]

Add me on on psn

Same name as discord

[knotty arrow]

Trying to re-learn what I forgot about online.
Dang, I'm on Xbox.

Appreciate you looking out though.

[late beacon]

😭 😭

No problem man i love to help

[patent dove]

Imagine living in the worlds richest country and still have so bad internet u cant play for more than 15 mins at a time

[limber lily]

So u think the update will come tomorrow

[upper tundra]

Probably not

[patent dove]

Maybe for christmas

[upper tundra]

If you're on the nice list

[marsh dirge]

Hey, trying to get this herb picking contest done, if anyone wants to join me. I'm on PSN. My username is Wild_Meowschwitz

Would like you to have a mic, easier to communicate

[upper tundra]

@marsh dirge just invite randoms in the seesion to your

Posse

People complain how hard it us but actually its pretty easy

[marsh dirge]

Sounds like a good way to get griefed lol

[upper tundra]

What how?

@marsh dirge how do you get griefed

[marsh dirge]

Well, you never know who you're getting when you do that

Plus, I always keep friendly fire on

[upper tundra]

Just invite them do the challenge and kick them

Usually low levels are friendly

[marsh dirge]

I may, I'm trying to find people who actually want to stay for awhile to. Lol

Got kicked out of two posse, the first one because the posse leader was a dictator...lol

The 2nd one because we were in showdown and I was spectating and I said the posse leader had a nice ass, totally joking, was talking about the character, but apperently I was being a creep. 🙄

I swear people are overly sensitive on rdo

Now I'm stuck being a lone ranger 😟😓😆

I'm guessing you're not on Psn @upper tundra

[marsh dirge]

Can we all please make a concerted effort to send the following feedback to Rockstar?

My posse and I were spitballing ideas and these are the ones that aren't too idealistic.

1. When they add the second set of roles, please add an Entertainer role where you can start a band or a traveling circus (1 circus allowed active at a time per region).

Or at the very least just give us guitars, banjos, harmonicas, and fiddles. Just rip off Sea of Thieves for how to implement it. Rockstar has employed quality musicians so it wouldn't be hard for them to whip up pre programmed songs that can be triggered solo or in a group.

Even make songs like emotes you "learn" like pamphlets so they can keep adding new songs over time.

Have it so players or npcs can tip you.

2. Make Hunting Dead Eyes and Combat Dead Eyes. Or at the very least, make Paint It Black usable only for non player entities. I'm not even joking but this past month the only time I've been killed by other players is from those using Paint It Black or from God Mode exploits. It's such a cheap card but it does have legitimate uses for hunting, specifically for getting perfect birds or small woodland creatures.

We had more ideas but I want to keep this post simple.

[upper tundra]

Yep not ps4

@marsh dirge you gotta have paint it black to counter slippery bastard

[marsh dirge]

Ehh I play defensive and have gotten really good at free aim, to the point that I think free aim vs players should be the norm

Also shotguns counter slippery bastard

And most people come out of slippery to lock on anyway so it's all toming. PiB isn't needed besides for hunting

Timing**

[upper tundra]

You play in defensive idk why are you complaining

That means they need to change every game mechanic

And you basically want to have rdr1 online pvp gameplay

I dont think your wish will be coming anytime soon or perhaps never

Asking devs to change the foundation of a game

[marsh dirge]

Hey, I met one cool level guy by using your method @upper tundra

[upper tundra]

Huh

What method

@marsh dirge

[marsh dirge]

Inviting randos

Lol

[median saffron]

Hey

Is there any way to make the camera better?

It feels very very clunky

[upper tundra]

@median saffron social club you can edit photos

[median saffron]

No

I meant on gameplay lol

[cerulean wharf]

@devout cliff Did you and 4 of your friends buy PS4s just to fight me last night at Saint Denis???

Now it feels like I'm being targeted by people in this Discord server

FML

[devout cliff]

Nah, not wasting money

[cerulean wharf]

🆗

I fought against some chick called RainaLilith...while it was raining in Saint Denis with 4 of her horny tryhard buddies

[devout cliff]

Rainawhatnow

😡

[cerulean wharf]

"You" tried using Slippery Bastard on my PIB crutching ass

+1 dab for the epic fail

The Slow & Steady motherfucker got so butthurt he used explosive ammo just to get a few kills on me

[devout cliff]

LOL I never use SB unless I'm in Sports of Kings to be a dick 😂

I actually never use dead eye at all, tbh👀

[cerulean wharf]

Well, the PS4 "Lilith" was

"You" kept chugging tonics like candy throughout the 5v1

[devout cliff]

LOL THAT'S ANOTHER THING, I NEVER USE TONICS EITHER

My shit is always full

[cerulean wharf]

WHAT?!?!?!?

(maximum thonk activated)

[devout cliff]

I never needed assisted help so I never use dead eye, tonics, or tobacco

[cerulean wharf]

My minimap was lit af with red Dead Eye dots

[knotty arrow]

All this offensive and defensive playstyles are idiotic

They could easily just add the friendly free roam sessions from red dead 1 and it would please everyone

[cerulean wharf]

Defensive playstyles are 🚮

Now, anyways, the PS4 Lilith tried to rush me with a shotgun like Zombie Thot Ash from Undead Ashmare

Best free-aiming shitshow in 2019 👌

[devout cliff]

I'd love to take responsibility, but I don't own a PS4 and if I did, I wouldn't have leveled up to get sb yet anyway 👀

[cerulean wharf]

No, you wouldn't have leveled up just to come at me brah

[devout cliff]

[cerulean wharf]

But still, it was nice fighting "your" Slippery Bastard PS4 version

PS4 Lilith: "I got this loser."
Me: "No you don't."

😂

[fiery canopy]

Whenever I see someone dive against someone, its usually a death sentence for them lol

[cerulean wharf]

Whenever someone tries to kill me, it's usually a ragequitting sentence for them

(hate messages and reporting me for "cheating" included)

The PS4 Lilith has also been recommended for the Lzzzzzz Award because she got rekt

[fiery canopy]

the only time I get my ass kicked is usually when Im outnumbered XD
But I manage depending on how good they are or somethin tho

[cerulean wharf]

Same, but I still kick ass, even while being outnumbered 10 to 1

My secret to maximum ass whooping 101 is simple: be persistent af

Especially if PS4 Lilith ever wants to go for Round 2 😉

[heady river]

I just get five kills ahead and leave the session. Has them seething when they message you on PSN and all you say is 5-1 in return lol.

[fiery canopy]

XD I completely ignore the msgs

[heady river]

I just give them the score and leave it be. I usually get met with a lot of homophobic slurs as a result. Which results in yet another "5-1"

[marsh dirge]

what’s the rule on spoilers?

[cerulean wharf]

@marsh dirge There are no rules
Just keep it at #red-dead-singleplayer

[fiery canopy]

yeah like in earlier msgs we dont police them XD

[knotty arrow]

Not a big fan of group majority deciding your honor in these story missions

Are there more missions after the three sheriffs like this?

[devout cliff]

There's a whole low honor story and high honor story, you play both

[cerulean wharf]

The low honor story involves robbing banks and rich people, the high honor story is all about bounty hunting and saving lives

[thorny viper]

We getting this shit tomorrow

Or boned again

I got 390 gold to blow and i want that damn wagon

[glossy yoke]

I only got 40k

[heady river]

Poor.

[glossy yoke]

Ik

😔

[tired kernel]

i had like 50k but then i got bored because they haven’t added anything meaningful yet

[glossy yoke]

They prob won’t even release tht shit tomorrow anyway

[tired kernel]

it’s rockstar, they probably won’t

[glossy yoke]

So more time for money glitches

[devout cliff]

So no one gonna freak about the update downloading right now?

[fiery canopy]

Lol

[devout cliff]

Update gets a from me

[glossy yoke]

Pipe down @devout cliff

[devout cliff]

Time to go get the dog and hope it ain't far af in the trader job

[glossy yoke]

Shhhhh

Quit lying

[thorny viper]

Dogs gonna be random and your getting a Mangie one now livi

[devout cliff]

[reef hawk]

update is live??

[heady river]

No.

[reef hawk]

fack

[patent dove]

new hat new hat new hat....

[cerulean wharf]

Weekly reminder: today is Half Ass Dripfeedingday

The "Summer" update will most likely NOT come out

Prepare to be disappointed...again 😔

[fiery canopy]

shouldve said END of summer update lol

[cerulean wharf]

R* named it the "Summer" update, which means we were supposed to get it already, but we haven't

Summer is almost over

[fiery canopy]

we're still in summer, just as ya said, almost over X

XD

[cerulean wharf]

R* is running out of time

⌚ 👈

[fiery canopy]

"They were asking for more sand in their hourglasses." -Max Payne 1

[cerulean wharf]

Unless they grab all of New Austin, they're not getting any

[fiery canopy]

lmao

mexico too

[cerulean wharf]

They gotta build a bridge so I can cross the border and find my long lost transgender Turkoman

[maiden drift]

Wouldn’t be a bridge it’d be that weird boat thing from the first game😂

[cerulean wharf]

A ferry? Eh

Traveling by sea works too

[fiery canopy]

Unless ya went real off course xD

[cerulean wharf]

I don't want to be worked to death in Guarma, but I won't mind getting involved in a shitshow

[fickle lava]

Whoooo's ready for a new hat

[cerulean wharf]

🖐 😒

[cerulean wharf]

Me: Sells 10 Alligator teeth to complete a daily challenge

Daily Challenge: 0/1 Animal teeth sold

Me: 🖕 😠

Rockstar logic smfh

[upper tundra]

You have to sell one at a time....

[cerulean wharf]

y tho

OK, challenge complete. 1 tooth sold instead of 10

So much for having common sense

[upper tundra]

Its 1

[cerulean wharf]

IK

[upper tundra]

Not 10

K

🤡

[cerulean wharf]

Apparently R* threw convenience out the window

[thorny viper]

Uggghhhh

[unreal ember]

The old discounts are still live so probably just gonna be drip feed again

[upper tundra]

Yeah same with daily challenges but i cant play showdown

Mode

[patent dove]

40 mins til dissapointment

[nocturne pollen]

You boys ready for sadness?

[wise jewel]

Always

[upper tundra]

Yeah there's no summer update lol

[nocturne pollen]

Hey guys guess what?

nothing.

[upper tundra]

So other week of 70 gold in daily challenges

[patent dove]

SuMmEr DoEsNt EnD uNtIl 23Rd

Hurr durr

[nocturne pollen]

Fucks sake rockstar

[patent dove]

Atleast communicate whats going on

[nocturne pollen]

OO HOL UP

WE GOT A NEWSWIRE

SEPT 10 IS IT BOYS

[red lake]

BANDOILERS

EYE PATCHES

AT LEAST THEY CONFIRMED THE DATE THAT MAKES ME HAPPY BUT ONE MORE WEEK? I CANT WAIT...

[heady river]

lol

[glossy yoke]

Wack

[limber lily]

Update is coming at 10 September

[heady river]

15 gold per role well it looks like the game is staying deleted lmao

[upper tundra]

@heady river should did the daily challenges

[heady river]

do the challenges
game was deleted

no

[upper tundra]

[heady river]

let me just magically play the game

cunt

[limber lily]

I have 3 gold bars or 4
😂

[upper tundra]

I have uh

[manic python]

I mean, if you’re on PlayStation there’s ways to get things for the roles at no gold cost 🤷‍♀️

[upper tundra]

3

300

[glossy yoke]

No one cares

[heady river]

i dont have GTA for the collector role
i dont have twitch prime for the bounty
:v(

[glossy yoke]

They didn’t even dripfeed

[heady river]

I don't give a shit about the trader role.

I just wanted to be Indiana Jones.

Now I need to go sell pills to buy gold.

Fuck man

[glossy yoke]

Lol

This update prob gonna be stupid expensive

Like 20k+

[nocturne pollen]

Good boys tho.

[glossy yoke]

To buy a quarter of the shit

[heady river]

I really need to buy a pill press so I can just press sugar into xanax bars lmao.

[upper tundra]

Wait so the 2 week event continues for another week

[manic python]

Time isn’t real

Limitless week event

[heady river]

Neither are birds.

[manic python]

:o

It’s a conspiracy

[spark cosmos]

It's been 83 years...

[nocturne pollen]

First on my List

Eye patch

[glossy yoke]

Bandoliers

I’ll prob drop like 10k in outfits

[heady river]

I'll buy whatever looks nice ig.

[red lake]

You guys can thank me. Me and the boys applied pressure and Rockstar gave in.

Cripps lives to see another day.

[spark cosmos]

I want a bloodhound for my bounty hunter role.

[red lake]

[manic python]

I might just loosen my purse strings and buy some cool outfit shit if there’s some real nice things of the jobs have potential to give a lot of money back, if you grind at them

I’m stingy about buying things because I wanna keep my money above a certain level and I’m real hesitant to do anything to drop it

[spark cosmos]

Time to buy ammo bandoliers.

[glossy yoke]

I’m stingy even with 40k+$

Cus money goes by stupid fast

[nocturne pollen]

That bounty wagon tho

We can stuff people in em?

[manic python]

I’m esp stingy because I currently only have $12.9K

I haven’t done any of the glitches for cougars lately because I only ever see co-op ones and I’d rather do something alone. Still pissed I didn’t take advantage of other glitches when I could

Mostly the chest one, since I wasn’t playing much at that time and my thumbs started hurting with the first cougar glitch

@glossy yoke money does go by stupid fast though, esp with the cost of things versus how much money is awarded from various activities

[glossy yoke]

Fax

[dense hollow]

Oh snap

[glossy yoke]

I’ve currently got everything but I feel like this update gonna make me broke

[cerulean wharf]

SEPTEMBER 10!!!

YES! Lilith was STILL wrong about the "Summer" update

[dense hollow]

Holy balls that’s a big update

Sooooo much shit to do

Still doing trader first

Hands down

Everyone invest in Harold Ramis Trading Co.

[lament crest]

You mean Cripps Trading Co?

Cripps is the CEO

[cerulean wharf]

Fuck Cripps

My pet wolf will be the CEO

Cripps will be the butler cleaning the camp up

[dense hollow]

^

That herb looting while mounted is kinda nutty

Thank goodness jewelry prices are going up

Fucking took them long enough

[cerulean wharf]

Thank goodness R* drip fed us information on the fucking Summer update

[dense hollow]

I think collector will be fun

That too

Fucking assholes went dark for a week

[light condor]

I’ll be offering Protection to any traders when going to own to sell

[cerulean wharf]

I heard players can (somehow) do all 3 jobs at the same time, is this true???

[dense hollow]

If they woulda sent that newswire out a week ago their playership would have skyrocketed for two weeks

Yes Wind

You can do them at the same time at your pacing

[cerulean wharf]

👌

[dense hollow]

I can see that too

There NEEDS to be a way to trade money in this game

People could make an actual living offering protection services

[light condor]

I think you can get a cut from the profits

It said you can in bounty hunting with a posse

[dense hollow]

That’s bounty hunting

No word on sharing profits for trading in the update

[cerulean wharf]

That's bounty hunting with a posse

[heady river]

Games like this need a player based market though.

[dense hollow]

^^^^^^

[light condor]

Wishful thinking then

[dense hollow]

100% agree

[glossy yoke]

Let’s hope they earning mechanics improve

[dense hollow]

There needs to be some sort of black market or auction house

[cerulean wharf]

Something to do in RDO CONFIRMED!!!

[dense hollow]

For people to legitimately make $$

Gambling is trash tier

[glossy yoke]

Fax

[cerulean wharf]

cougar glitches???

[dense hollow]

Because of $20 limit

[heady river]

Like give max level traders the ability to grind out long and arduous tasks for the ability to make unique clothing.

[glossy yoke]

@cerulean wharf they patched?

[dense hollow]

Glitches are a good way to get your game Dead

But if they added trading

[cerulean wharf]

@glossy yoke Some of them yes, but the answer's still no thanks to J Stone

[dense hollow]

Bartering system

Or a market system

[glossy yoke]

Like just now

[dense hollow]

This game would actually explode

[glossy yoke]

Or older ones

[cerulean wharf]

Bandoliers and satchels will be available???

👀 👍

[dense hollow]

No word on bandoliers

[cerulean wharf]

Look at the pics

[dense hollow]

Fair

I didn’t see satchels tho

[cerulean wharf]

I will FINALLY look like a badass Legendary Legendary Lemoyne Raider that hates Lemoyne Raiders

👌 😎

[light condor]

I like that you can hunt players if their bounty is high enough

[dense hollow]

^^^^^

That’s gona be a lot of fun

$20 isn’t a bad take either

[cerulean wharf]

$100 will be good

[dense hollow]

And it says the chase will be structured

[cerulean wharf]

[glossy yoke]

Let’s hope their money making is improved cus it’s a fucking joke rn

[light condor]

Like an actual pursuit and they can escape throughout

[dense hollow]

^

[cerulean wharf]

IDGAF, bounty hunting players will be like music to my ears

[light condor]

I want my BOLAS

[glossy yoke]

Lol ark

[dense hollow]

Bolas sound INCREDIBLE

Tracking arrows too tho?!

Gona be nuts

[light condor]

IKR!

[cerulean wharf]

[glossy yoke]

Bola some fucker to the ground

[cerulean wharf]

Sign me up plz

[dense hollow]

Mmmmmhm

[glossy yoke]

[light condor]

Ima shoot people with ye arrow just to have fun hunting them down bahahaha

[dense hollow]

I like the idea of the mounted lean too

I wonder if you can bola the bourse

Horse*

[light condor]

Lololol

[dense hollow]

That would be hysterical

Player would go flying

[light condor]

Absolutely

[dense hollow]

I’m super excited

Too bad I’m fucking broke rn

Since I haven’t played in ages

Looks like I’m buying gold lol

Collector seems fun too

[light condor]

You only need 45 gold for all the roles

[dense hollow]

I was wary about it at first

But it seems like a fun little solo grind

And I love the costume design

[light condor]

Yusssss finally!

[dense hollow]

Definitely doing Trading/Collector primarily

[light condor]

More slots and more clothes and you can name them ha

[dense hollow]

Then I’ll posse up for bounties

[light condor]

Bounty hunting and trader mostly for me

[glossy yoke]

Borderlands 3 comes out the 13th so uh rip

[dense hollow]

Can’t wait to get rid of my guns in that weapons locker lol

Fuck BL3

No one is interested in that game

Lol

[glossy yoke]

I am

[dense hollow]

You and the 3 other people

I was kinda into it too when I heard the news, but it hasn’t been looking good since then

[heady river]

Blands sense of humor just doesn't appeal at all anyway.

It tries too hard lmao

[dense hollow]

Agreed

@tulip hornet bruuuuuuh these updates

Renaming my posse

To KY PBJ & Co

[heady river]

My posse will forever and always be "Venga Bus"

[dense hollow]

The Come Bus? Lol

[heady river]

Well, kind of?

[dense hollow]

Lol

[heady river]

Mostly because of that Vengaboys song.

Can't wait to whap some people with bolas while blasting that in game for maximum dick.

[dense hollow]

Oh

We like to party

Haha

Nice

[heady river]

I wish this game had proper directional audio though.

[dense hollow]

Didn’t even put that together haha

[light condor]

The bolas is going to be sooooo much fun lawl

[dense hollow]

It does well

Better when you have headphones in

Surround is tough

[heady river]

For voice chat I mean.

[dense hollow]

Ooooo yea

[light condor]

Yea it’s great if you change the audio output

[dense hollow]

Absolutely

They need to have proximity chat only

And only within like 100yd

Maybe 50

[heady river]

That'd be nice. Maybe increase the quality of the audio too lol.

[light condor]

I thought they already do

[dense hollow]

God yes

[heady river]

Fallout 76 has a better sounding game chat.

[dense hollow]

I HOPE

This job grind takes some time

Like I want it to be a few months to max out

[glossy yoke]

Watch rockstar oust it till the 17th 😂

[dense hollow]

Lol don’t you put that into the universe

[glossy yoke]

Finally

[light condor]

Don’t you put that evil on me!

[dense hollow]

New ability cards too

I wonder what that’ll look like

I’d trade a card for increased xp gain

[glossy yoke]

Shiet thts lots of money there

[dense hollow]

Or money

Or collectibles chance