#rdo-chat
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Oh we arent talking about hunting?
Thats how i hunt cougars
Quick flick for the clean kill
I hunt cougars by shitting my pants and crying.
Run up and punt them, tf
Horrible little bastards.
can confirm
Right before he pounces. He lays next to you dead..
Yet still triggers the attack animation.
So satisfying
I hunt mission* animals every day just the same ol running on horseback as theyre chasing from me behind and shoot em in the face
You ever went hunting during mating season? HAVE YOU HEARD THEIR SCREAMS?
Philo watched animals going at it before killing them
Yall lets be honest, if u did the gold and money glitch do u just hunt to kill now? Like who cares about pelt quality anymore right?
Red dead bonus for collection cards hasn’t been added yet
And then it turned out they were furries in their suits.
RIP
i can deconfirm, he is not a furry
I cant even hunt or do anything without spending gold for fear of trigging Rockstar's system where I have TOO MUCH muneh and gold. (And note, I dont glitch. I just do missions, hideouts, etc usual)
Which is why I havent played RDO for a while
(Bc there"s nothing much to spend these munehs on lol)
Anything over 60k.
Or 500 gold? Idk where the line is for that
Wheeew, im safe
Gold is easy to get legitimate though.
Especially with the streaks and challenges.
Money is a lot harder.
I get 10 gold every month for buying 1 yr ps plus from rdo
good thing i haven’t played the game in like 2 months
Yeah, I was gettin gold even during beta plus Rickstar giving us gold too. So I have a lot stockpiled
Also, unrelated note, the gambling in GTA is piss easy. Went from 50k to 500k in about 6 rounds of blackjack lmao. Wish I could be that amazing in red dead.
Blackjack >
Rockstar fucked up by making poker only $25 buy-in for public and $5 private
Rockstar fucked up by forcing you into gamechat.
Nobody tryna bet 10 cents a hand rockstar
I don't wanna hear mouthbreathers.
I turned voice off so I never hear anyone :)
Same
Netorare u been glitching in the casino i see
XD just mute anything and everything
I don't need some kid yelling into his mic to his mom about how he totally wasn't watching porn
Not red dead
I wasted like 500 in slots and won 50 back twice.
Or some kid raging because he got shot
I don't need interaction with people.
Never again
I love game chat though when I'm being a dick.
Nothing pisses people off more than Barbie Girl and pink boots.
It’s a work of art if you’re an asshole while you play
Sounds like real life when you lose more than what you win 
98% payback rate is a s c a m.
Clotheslining people on horses is guaranteed to get at least one insult out of even the calmest people
Cutest emoji
I was playing some 14 yr olds on 2k earlier and they got mad when i beat them "why u talking to kids like that u sound grown" also them when they won the rematch "fuck u u suck ur trash"
Shooting people then slowbagging them while you play Barbie Girl directly through your headset so it's crystal clear gets people too.
Bro thas why i played slots 98% payback rate my ass
I wish there were more amusing ways to fuck with people though.
^
Shooting them until they throw a fit is boring.
Not enough fuckery can be set off to make a great death happen in GTA.
I fuk with them using the rc car lol especially tryhards 😂 they hate it when there kd goes down
I like when someone shoots me while im hunting, and then I kill them until "____ has left the server"
Man i meant rdo, lol. Like u cant hogtie someone and throw em on the train tracks cuz anyone xan break free now
I can't spell
There's a lot of horrible things I can do with my microphone alone to ruin people's days.
Id pay $5 American to be able to hogtie someone for at least 3 minutes
"My kay dee..." lol


Not enough people getting dragged around by horses in rdo
I just want a K/D that equals the golden ratio.
I just want Red Dead Undead Nightmare
You can get that though
Right now I gave up on RDO and now just do rampages while doing challenges.
Challenging myself to do something harder I once did a challenge where I have to use the perma drunk cheat while trying to reach 1k bounty.
Hard, but it is easy when you have a plan.
I just want whats best for the entire community. Both the casuals who can only play 4 hours a week and for the 70+ hours a week tryhards.
I just want more content for PVE players like me since everytime I join PVP I end up dying 100 times while I question how the fuck my team kills people left and right.
This game only appeals to PVP players.
Try changing ur mini map to the larger one
Us PVE players sort to other stuff.
It helped my pvp a lot. U can see people coming from farther out
And barely get money of XP.
Even though I die to people since one asshole used a shotgun or a guy I did not see snipes we with a Carcano.
Rockstar already knows the best way to fuck with people
Wait until they get to their destination online
then disconnect them from the servers.
The lack of content is killing RDO.
repeatedly
Or when you have a lot of perfect pelts and disconnect you right when you arrived to the nearest butcher.
Id like to see all the data video game companies have on us gamers.
I find that ironic.
RDO has shitty servers while Ubisoft has better servers when you know Ubisoft.
I’d honestly rather play For Honor at this point
I rather play AC Odyssey at this moment.
I even rather play GTA Online.
Tfw everyone keeps bitching about getting disconnected but you've rarely ever got disconnected in the first place

I’ve counted 8 disconnects tonight, some of them before the game even loaded in
I don't disconnect.
I just crash.
Arguably more annoying since I have to do splash screens over and over.
This makes me wonder if everyone runs on WiFi or wired 
I run wired so I rarely ever disconnect
As for crashing
Uh, get fucked I got nothing
Thanks, Nephi.
Welcome 👀
It might be horrible but I enjoy that song
when are they gonna release player owned carts so my black arabian buggy with the gold studded leather seats can take all of saint denis to gapplebees
Any connection fix?
nope
My man said gapplebees lmao
Ive shot this cock sucker in the face 10 times
DIE
Got that Carcano rifle for free, cool
Has anybody had issues with the camp not showing up? I haven't seen it for days. I keep trying to move it and I pay each time but it never shows up. I gotta cook and it's annoying. I tried starting up my posse and playing o1ut of it
Cook at the campfire by the Valentine Butcher
I just got the promo map. Found it no problem. Cool.
Earned a map, found it, couldn't grab any rewards. Map's gone, F me
So, after playing some Showdown Series with randoms, one tryhard in particular sent a PlayStation message to me and accused me of "cheating". 
You can check the message at #general-media
To add insult to injury: yes, he used explosive ammo and STILL lost
Then I got kicked...and then disconnected...
i haven't been able to get on for a few hours now
Cloud servers died today, my brother couldn't get on GTA without alerts about character 1 and services being down
I'ma try Rdo though
Been having the camp problem for a couple weeks or so. I rarely seem to be on a server where it will work no matter where I try to set it.
Posse camps seem to work though
i've given up on trying to make the camp spawn haha
so i just use the campfire in valentine for the cooked meat challenges
Yea same, or the one near the butcher in st denis
hey! does anyone have a fix for the mission disconnects?
happens very often for me and my friends
The only thing I can recommend is to try to play wired instead of over Wi-Fi. If you are or it's not feasible/possible then there's not much else to do
Rockstar is having issues today, more so than usual
alright rip
just began today so its a bit underwhelming ahah
nice to know this is a bad day and not a usual though
That's unfortunate. But for the most part, disconnects are uncommon.
Anyone know what the reward is for collecting all the playing cards on GTA?
The reward for gta is chips, an outfit, and a special deck of playing cards for your penthouse
I don’t think the reward for rdo is available yet
And as to what it is, I don’t think it has been announced
I won the buggatti in gta 5!!! 😁
Yea the outfit for male characters makes u look like a wrapped present 🎁😑
(God I love the Hunter xD)

Nice Orenstein pfp 
wish i had someone to do bogdan with so i can get a hunter and penthouse upgrades
rdo unlocks in gta is weird
in other news a posse of four with the highest level being 86 followed me into a lobby and i spent a half hour painting them across the heartlands with a springfield while they were inviting a guy in to boot me offline
i dont know if im stupid or not but i recently bought red dead special edition and i thought i would get a horse in online for free but im not sure how to redeem it
It should be in your stable under Thoroughbred if you have it @marsh dirge
Be the big purple looking dude.
wait so i have to be at a special stable?
im going into the normal ones and it just gives me a menu
i cant walk around in there
nvm figured it out xd
No you just have to redeem the code and then look under thoroughbred for the horse
Lmao
Isn't there like three different editions of the game though? Basic, not so basic, and ultimate?
Yeah there is
If they bought the not so basic and not the ultimate then they won't have the thoroughbred. They might wanna check and make sure they got ultimate in that case.
Free Volcanics, varmint, pump shotgun, two outfits and boosted xp until 25
Howdy partners
Que?
Wtf
I just bought a volcanic pistol yesterday
And now their giving it free
Fucking rockstar
Wish they would fucking tell people about this stuff before hand
No. You get the volcanics free for paying $100 for the Ultimate edition.
So, in a way, we already knew it before hand. :v)

Def doesn’t help with those twitch prime incentives if you already own the free stuff.
at least you can use twitch prime for future offers
many countries can't access twitch and have no way to claim the rewards xD
Anyone else here keep a stock of treasure maps incase you become a poor boi
Or in case a glitch can make you a rich boi...
@heady river Well I wouldnt say thats free then, it cost you like $40 bucks lol
$160 total since I ended up buying standard then decided I wanted Ultimate.
Don't worry though, I used only the finest illegally obtained money for the purchase. So no loss on my part. :v))
Man IMaGine being able to play the game without getting disconnected
how do you replay story missions i need 💵💵
Start
Online
Progress
I think
I don't remember LOL It's in the online tab though
Yoyo lads I'm new to Rdr2 online rip I keep getting griefed /bullied by a posse :( Is there anything like a block/mute or something?
Not sure if there is on PS4, but there should be if you go to their profile
Aaa I gotcha, thank you!
Is the bow good for hunting animals?
Depending on the animal and where you hit, yes
is there a way to change character name i know it’s not important i’m just not happy with it right now
Not currently, if it ever happens it’ll be with the summer update that’s probably coming next month
annoying that they don’t have it
i’m only level 16 is it worth deleting my character and starting over
I don’t have a better name yet I just dont like how “Sarah Peckins” sounds
not really
why do u wanna restart
jus cuz of the character name? cuz no one ever sees that lol
it’s just that it’s my characters name it bothers me
Level 16 isn’t hard to reach so you wouldn’t be losing much I don’t think
You would keep your money and gold you have currently and be able to redo the missions for the first time bonuses
Lol ikr whats the point of naming your character when people can't even see it
They should give the option
The double action revolver is a piece of garbage. Honestly if I wasn't killing others for weapon familiarity, I would never use it.
It sucks. Every other revolver is better than it in some way. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever

is it possible to upgrade your satchel in red dead online?
i cant find anything about it on the internet
@zenith talon it’s the ROF that makes it good. Two double action with winning streak is kinda dirty
@marsh dirge if you mean the horses satchel, that’s the improved version. And it just gives you an extra outfit slot afaik
@orchid pollen 100% agree lol
@dense hollow no I mean the one you have on you cause I can’t carry a lot of feathers etc when I’m out farming
Just wondered if you could upgrade that
Ah alright
My character looks like he got ran over by a car.
Lol
My character had no chin but I fixed it early on cause I found out about a circle slider to change some features in a tiny bit more depth
The servers make me want to claw my damn eyes out
I connect for 2 minutes, tops
And then it kicks me out because of a fault in their servers?
Well. I can’t get into red dead online due to a variety of error codes
RIP
although I know one of them is the cursed x20010006
It's you're on PS4, that's nothing new, Rockstar services on PS got fucked up a while ago
Oh man
I couldn't log in due to an error from February
Took em three months until they released an update that I could finally log in
Lol I thought I did something wrong but it was their servers fault
A dude in a thick Spanish accent walked up to me and tried “mugging” me
He was swiftly dealt with, and thrown into the Blackwater Lake.
I’m still impressed that he missed his first 4 shots
So a thick Spanish accented guy walks up to you, probably with an accent so thick you can't understand him
And you shoot the guy. Wow
Jk
Is there a way to pay another player in rdo?
Nope, it'd be cool though. Pay someone for makeshift bounties
Hell yeah! It’d make for much better “realistic” muggings too lol
Id be cool to be able to be a merchant and buy/sell horses, animal skins, etc
can't wait to be a trader
Finally made a Posse
I had some spare cash, and I’m too low in level to get anything I want, so I just bought a posse, and made it a large camp for 100% Fancy Livin’
Flügel Der Freiheit
“Wings of Liberty”
Sounded cool, and I couldn’t think of a better name
I just tried taking a hat from a lvl 140 pimp
He shot me and then disconnected, taking his expensive hat with him
I’m also considering making my posse into a cult instead, and hosting rituals at the Roanoke Meteorite
If enough people are interested, I’ll start making requirements and whatnot for it. First things first, a sacrificial Jawbone knife.
I get too spooped when I see other players it's so sad
Anyone wanna knock out fishing contest daily?
I just bought a fishing pole. I’ve heard it’s an amazing way to make cash
I always say hi to other players but when they actually say hi to me back and try to have a conversation I’m an awkward fuck oof
Yes
Would anyone like to posse up with me and my brother?
I’m losing hope for RDO and quickly
Every time I get where I need to go, it disconnects me
And puts me back right where I was
I'm losing hope for discord rod chat..
Yer in the era of drip feeding and its the age of the wild west coming to an end, but us cowboahs will rise once the update comes... lol
So it seems
Anyone try to get max weapon familiarity with the Rare Shotgun or HR Revolver? If so, what was your experience with it?
Is there something that shows your weapon familiarity in general?
I’d like to see what mine are for all of my guns and see how progressed it is for each
For rdo no, its invisible
It's subtle, but check your reloading when you have a clean weapon
A white bar = familiar
A gray bar = unfamiliar
Also, I got bored in GTA V Online, so I'm back
👀
That reload thing makes a lot of sense, since the weapons I use the most are full, and the ones I don't have the grey
i got bored of gtao about 2 mins after installing the new update
got dropped in to some sterile looking casino and said nop
can't wait till all the primary school kids get off their parents payed for gta accounts this wknd so i can finally get on to an rdro server
In lieu of new things to do, I've been giving weapons I don't normally use a try.
The rare shotgun and bow are the only two weapons I've noted so far where the Accuracy stat, not the Reload stat, are the familiarity stats that get boosted.
I know that after 200 enemy kills or so, Familiarity gets maxed but it feels like 500 with the Rare Shotgun.
There isn't anyway to track individual stats for guns, is there? Would be nice to know how many shots fired, kills and headshots made with a weapon of choice.
You KINDA can as long as you stick to a particular weapon and reset your kills medal -_- but I think that’s about it
Hello all
What up?
I wouldnt put too much behind rockstars BIG summer update.
GTA5 waited what? 5 years for this BIG CASINO update, and all it is, is poker, roulette" slot machines and horse races.....
Which have already been a part of previous versions of their games IN THE PAST. lol
It lets me hate myself even more. So I hope the RDO one does too.
I can't wait to commit suicide.
Good fun
Lmao
With all this half ass drip feeding, RDO is probably gonna help us all commit assisted suicide.
Also, tomorrow is Half Ass Dripfeedingday
I wonder what shitty cosmetics we're gonna get this time? 
Pimp hats most likely
Maybe...
...this time, we're gonna get dirty ass rainbow pimp hats with bullet holes instead of dank purple pimp hats we don't even want/need rn
Says you. Pimp hats for all the real OGs, from tha church to tha palace
But tomorrow we will likely get a new pair of chaps, some Ellen Degeneres hat and spurs that look like they were fished out of some mass grave
And some bunko sale on tonics or something
What do you guys think about how for example in GTA Online when you were past rank 100 you would at least get extra health.. I get that that probably wouldn't make sense in the rdo for a bunch of reasons.. But don't you guys feel like we should get something out of ranking up besides treasure maps...?

I was thinking about having unique challenges that are hard af and you can get dank rewards (i.e. legendary weapons or cosmetics that are 100x better than the ones at our catalogues)
Like fighting an army of Teddy Browns with lassos only 
It's like nothing to look forward to with ranking up.. Sucks
We should get exclusive rewards the higher the rank
So you do agree on some level?
I would actually like our stats to get better... But I know others would be pissed ahaha
Stats? 
Like health
R* couldn't even get that right
We have Peak Condition. Use that
I do but you get what I'm saying lol
Your stamina drains 50% slower, no additional stat boosts needed
Just be a marathon runner
Ask Gavin's friend
No what I was saying is IMO ranking up past 100 should give us something.. I know that in rdo it was like fishing and etc to build stats.. Anywayz
We should get rewards, but stat increases are not...rewarding
Final verdict: 🖕 😠 🖕 / 10
And like now I realized how that entire thing was going to be a different thing
G2g dude peace, but still.. We need something to rank up to
That is unacceptable and not worth doing. We should get epic rewards instead...something that will make high level players look/feel badass
Like the Legend of the East outfit, but in all black
Or a hot air balloon
Ya or new weapons that aren't necessarily better lol
Or a flying donkey with dual Maxim guns and golden armor
Or a fully automatic rifle that spams explosive ammo

Ya armor i was thinking probably will come out eventually that bucket lol... Austraaaaliiaaan..?
Or a unique provision (liquor) that allows players to get disconnected from the server
Or...
...rainbow colored Ned Kelly's armor
Cuz that's what people will spend 350+ gold bars on
How about just bring on the red dead nightmare already
Bring the whip
I’ll spend 350 gold on a hot air balloon
w h i p
Today is Half Ass Dripfeedingday, and R* (once again) sunk their standards to a new low by literally recycling clothes from the "beta":
- 1 "new" coat (the Porter jacket)
- 1 "new" pair of boots (Strickland boots)
Gee i cant wait to download the big update today, i really look forward to a new pair of pants, its basicly a new game at this point
There's a sale on tobacco and ammo. Nice
I’m holding out hope that we might hear something about the upcoming summer update today
@steel spear dont have expectations, makes playing rdo less painful
They really dropped the ball with RDO so far.
Its early still, but damn man.
Its 2019...
ONLINE gaming is more common than ever before
SP sure, beautiful, detailed, fantastic score and voice actors.
If we had dank content from Day 1, nobody would be bitching on the Internet (or in the game for that matter)
But u can only have so much fun playing against A.I.
True, but I'm talking about having things to do in RDO
Besides hunting, fishing, doing Story/Stranger Missions, and Showdowns
And griefing, and doing cougar glitches, and placing bets on getting disconnected from the server, etc.
Some actual roleplaying would be nice
Maybe if the hunting and fishing system was more advanced it would be fun.
But its always: go from point a to point b. If no animal spawns, go back to point a, then return back and voila. Basic af.
Ok u kill medium and big animals with big rifle. Little animals with little rifle. Basic.
Also who pays attention to scent and wind direction when hunting?
Its rarely a factor.
Fishing is the same basic shit. Stand near one of three water- body types. Pull out bait with same water-body type name on it and catch fish.
Basic af.
U can reel slow or fast, same shit. U can cast 50 feey away or 2 feey away and reel in 20 lb fish in 1 second. Basic
Rockstars game mechanics are LAZY AF.
And severely outdated
Why auto aim online?? Retarded
Calling something retarded should not violate anything.. I just called auto aim online retarded and I get a warning?
The word is banned. The bot can't understand context
Maybe next time just pick another word
Or R* could just revert hunting and fishing so people can stop complaining about NOT making enough money
- 2-3 plumes per Spoonbill/Heron? 👌
- Medium fish being $2.50-$4.00 each? 👌
- Animals existing? 👌
The income in the "beta" was fine, and it helped compensate the ridiculously overpriced items (for purchase) back in those days.
rockstar having a not shit economy? lol
Where throwing knives cost more than dynamite 😂
Well that jacket today would be more than $3,000
You guys see rockstar is accuse of not paying cooperate taxes from 08 to 2019?
It’s from the up, so prolly bullshit the European tax system is worse than ours
Yeah rockstar nerded hunting those pigs in valentine and that led the community to find the blackwater cougar, then they removed that and people found the cougar in Tumbleweed, then they nerfed carcass prices when skinned and subsequently reduced animal spawns significantly (especially when transitioning from single player)
And then it led to carcass dupes and eventually the treasure map glitch, and now the game is dead af
^
community is starting to go toxic like gta
where people who actually like the game find something else and its just a tryhard dinkfest
All i do is just hunt until I wanna claw out my eyes 
Hunting is how i chil tho
I go to Blackwater get myself a cougar a 3 star bison pelt and a bunch of doe and deer pelts
And a few jack rabbits and squirrels and birds
After a relaxing hunt I sell to the butcher and chill in the bar for like 10 minutes
It's basically my hunting routine
Does anyone know how I get the twitch prime benefits? I have my accounts linked
@sullen talon just wait it out. They'll eventually pop when you sign in with the message "A gift from R* has been sent to the post office."
Oh alright thanks
Bro valentine was lit 2 hours ago
Not even a fucking gunfight or anything
It was an all out fist free for all
18 players in valentine brawling it out
Voice chat was wild
Especially with the fact that no one was salty because this was fun as hell
18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch
Nice
Emily would love that 👀
I love glorious dipshits
Fucker tried tying me up while I had a knife in my hand
has anyone heard of any bugs affecting peoples ability to dual wield?
i'm far beyond having all the requirements to do it and yet just can't fml
about to re install tbh
Hate this nonesense where animals on the challenge list become so scarce... wasted so much time trying to find condors and as soon as it ended I see 5 within 10 minutes.
How tf do people not find animals, they're everywhere for me
until you want to find it, the universe decides they dont exist XD
I always find the animals I need 😂
I get unlucky when it comes to anything about needing specific animals or whatnot XD
that is, until I dont care anymore
I find they just barely load for me
I ran all over the map and no birds were spawning, hopped servers and still none
Blame the PS4 servers tbh
Hmm yea
bruh can someone tell me the daily challenges for today
2 Alpine goats skinned
5 animals stowed
Cook 3 seasoned plump birds
1000 distance in a boat with a posse member
3 kills in posse versus
3 showdowns played
2 spoonbills skinned
thanks man
I'm gonna make the Carcano Rifle my Bolt Action Bitch.
BAB
That means "Bolt Action Bitch".
Anyone else get the promotional Map to Bluewater Marsh twice? I got even less money now than the first time.
But hold up, let me sound grateful to Rockstar Games for a whopping $58.
Yeah, same thing happened to me.
Combined, I got roughly $125. WHOA!
Don't spend it all in one place.
Except I did R*, on fucking horse insurance for my third Black Arabian, because what else is there?
I got $0, cause Xbox doesn’t get special treatment 
Oof
We get working servers instead
Oh yeah, I bet.
So...the "special reward" for finding the 54 playing cards in GTA V Online is...a treasure map?

Why does it matter?
And it'll be disappointing then too
Probably. It'll be either shitty cosmetics, a discount on something I have 99 or 999 of (or something I already own), a bad horse I don't want, a worthless emote, or free crap I don't need
A free war wagon would be nice tho 😉
Yeah, that's just what the community needs
No, they still want more grief protection
Not actual content
Or major updates/DLCs
Cuz Defensive Mode doesn't guarantee one's safety
That's why when in defensive, you carry a shotgun 👀
Weapons (kinda) don't really matter. It's about free-aiming and/or using explosive ammo to circumvent the person in Defensive Mode
I don't run into these issues and half the time I dress like I just walked out of a Robert Rodriguez film
PvP issues?
Yeah. You see, I don't see them as an issue and I don't cry about it. Someone want to kill me and my horse with boom boom ammo, good for their sweaty ass
Explosive ammo 🤢
Maybe I'll oblige them with a foot up theirs, maybe I'll leave and do something else.
Just a reminder: I spammed explosive ammo laat night against those 2 scrubs doing cougar glitches
So did they
But yeah, I agree. If someone wants to fight me, I fight back
PvP is not an issue since I have to deal with salty tryhards and low level idiots every day
Does anyone wanna join up for a bit? We can XP grind or just go hunting, whatever
If I'm hunting with my fiancé and a posse of incels harass her for the crime of having a nice hat and a decent bust, I pay the $4 and let their nag eat shit
Honestly that annoys me but I deal with it. It's just a game and I have way more stressful garbage to deal with outside of it
@cerulean wharf thanks m8, sorry I interrupted yalls chat
np
Don't worry about it
@zenith talon Same, but I usually hunt solo while still being harassed/targeted for being a high level player
I know the feeling. I just get creative or server hop.
If I wanted to get stressed out, I'd play Elimination Series. I like my free roam mellow

Maybe people don't bother me because I wear a bolero hat and look like the guy on the Hot Sauce
Meanwhile, I still look like a Legendary Lemoyne Raider
In the gross contaminated lake?
In Bayou Nwa? Yup
The little lake by the factory, OP fishing 😏
So I'm gonna be a Legendary Lemoyne Raider that hates Lemoyne Raiders while wearing a silly white hood
🆗
I dressed up like Crocodile Dundee once. Was fun
Maybe I should come up with a ridiculous Outfit one day...
...if only the half ass dripfeeding didn't suck
I made a cult outfit, three bum outfits, Mario, a Russian Cossack, a Mariachi, Tapatio Hot Sauce man and a rather dapper gentleman
I enjoy the fashion element of the game, even if R* can be greedy smegma about it
I enjoy Red Dead Fashiondemption too, but the cosmetics need to be...less shitty and more badass
And less expensive 
True, but R* loves to overprice clothing and emotes so that they can make players buy gold bars
Or you can be like me and hunt/fish for 14-16 hours per day
Daily challenges gives you enough gold.. even if you don't PvP.. not to mention SM.
With the 2.5x multiplier? Eh
Only reason to buy gold bars I see was skipping level cap to get the stupid bow starting out or riffle to get perfect pelts
For low levels starting early in the game, I guess
But with so many Twitch Prime events going on, n00bs and casuals can benefit significantly without grinding as much as we had in the past
That is, if they play the game 
Everyday I keep getting gifts from Rockstar tf did I do
Good suck?
👀
/slut ???
Sometimes I forget I named myself after cuckold hentai. Which made my comment so much funnier to myself.
You damn cuck
No u
Suckin for Rockstar gifts. tsk tsk.
Keep talking shit and I'll get my wife's boyfriend to hunt you down Online.


So red dead has become a fashion show 😂😂😂
Become? Always was hombre
Lamp is the only fashion you need.
Have a lantern on your gun belt, look like a fancy pile of digital shit, and send friend requests to Gavin (and his friend)
There's even a subreddit called Red Dead Fashion. They're few in numbers, but they love hosting fashion shows from time to time
Someone go in a dynamite
Dress like a western Jidahi.
Oh, a suicide bomber in 1899
Allahu Yeehaw.


Maybe that's what the "special reward" is...
Best way to kill RDO is to wear a suicide outfit (vest included)
We need that in the Summer Update
Will spend gold
What is a suicide outfit
nah just be like Pig Josh with the dynamite sticks wrapped around yer head lol
Have I tried blowing him up my shooting those? Once. lol
A suicide outfit is the shorts and t-shirt I wear when I decide to pick a fight with closest MC
Anyone else getting a weird glitch where Everytime I enter and exit the stables my horse is starving and dirty
And when I try brushing him, the dirt won't go away
Have you tried making him flee and return?
Lol
Do we still need to finish missions in the last 30 seconds for max rewards?
Yup
It's sad that even GTA V Online's drip feeding is still better than the "major" update RDO got on Feb. 26
I did try @zenith talon
It won't work
So peeved
I've re logged too
He's still dirty and starving :<
I have 4 other horses I could use but this one's my fav cx
Submit a bug report to R* immediately @scarlet solstice
Worst case scenario: you will have to use one of your other horses, whether you like them or not
R.i.p
I'm actually fine with using another. It's just such a pain because I really do love this horse lol
Nothing special, black American standardbred
I’d try to see if it does it to your other horses
You could try setting another one as your active horse and then switching back to your favored horse and see if that fixes it
Are here some germans to play with?
what's everyone up to
Playing ark 
Riding a train
haven't played ark in along time lol
Anyone here who wants to play rdr 2 with me im bored playing alone
Anyone know if the open world stranger escort missions give a bonus in the last 30 seconds? Found out there was a timer after hunting along the way and made the mistake of dismounting too soon near the drop off
The "bonus" is earning the maximum amount of money and gold on a Stranger mission
(if you could call it that)
WHO WANT THE SMOKE 223. CAME WITH THE SCOPE EXTENDED CLIP LONG AS A ROPE
Boys check rockstars Twitter
Fucking rat bastards it’s about to be fall in a month 
Sometime within the next 6 weeks. Neat.
lolol
Reading the descriptions of the roles
i was fairly accurate to what the roles will be
But the special abilities seem interesting?
woah woah woahhhh
the Trader gets a f'n dog
and extra camp shit
Yeah but treasure hunter gets new binoculars. 
lazer guided binocular targeting system
Trader will get hunting wagons
To not clutter your weapon wheel with useless weapons. It was a godsend when they implemented the weapon locker in gtao.
The better solution would to be able to sell weapons you don't need anymore.
Pro tip for anybody that plays guitar, or aspires to play guitar
No one on earth wants to hear you play it at a pawnshop
Stop, and get out lol
It's been confirmed the first appearance change is free, but the following changes will likely be a gold gouge.
anyone curious about the "substantial combat changes"?
i'm wondering if it'll include a free aim mode with aim assist instead of lockon
slippery bastard could remove the aim assist and/or cause extra bloom or shake when aiming at players using it
Aim at someone with slippery bastard, your character suddenly gets parkinsons and accidentally shoots themselves in the head from shaking too bad. I like the idea, they should implement it exactly like that.
Nice I actually like that idea, wanted to buy and collect all weapons but cycling through the few I have is enough of a pain already
Better binoculars? Better lasso? Being able to sprint while in eagle eye? Aww yes!
I mean, the weapon locker is okay. That's where the high roller and the rage shitgun are going.
Better lasso as in players can't get out? #1 troll tool right there
could be that it's got longer range and only is harder to break out of for characters with high bounties?
"rage shitgun."
However allow me to direct your attentions to the metal detector, and I hope it beeps really fucking annoyingly and everyone can hear it.
It would be awesome to be an honorable bounty hunter and get an extended timer to take unlawful people in and collect their bounty
Extended timer on lasso*
My only wish for collector is that we get either a whip for some Indiana Jones antics, or an antique cavalry saber.
Ughhh
A butcher in camp sounds nice
We gonna have to lock into a role i wonder
or beable to train in them all
AND they get an improved satchel
Trader and Bounty Hunter seem best
Collector seems lame
Im pretty sure you"ll be able te switch betweej the different roles
"As you grow into each role, it will evolve and shape your experience within the world and the characters around you, showing other players how far you’ve progressed down the path of each specialist role. You’ll also be able to play and progress across all three roles simultaneously or choose to ply your trade in just the roles of your choice. "
I hope the better lasso can grab smaller animals like birds
I hope the Summer Update doesn't suck 🤞
@flat pagoda the bonus is based on the length of the mission and so is the minimum time for hand in. 
@dense hollow Here’s A Pardner’s R* Updates Catalogue to Update yourself on all things Updatable.
Hey @dense hollow, c'mere. Word 'round is you was lookin' fer updates? https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/tags/736 . What about dem patches? https://support.rockstargames.com/categories/115001624507
Dope finally
Likely the upgraded lasso will make it so that bad honor players with a bounty can’t cut or break free once you hogtie
Would be cool to be able to actually bring players in for bounty collection
Kinda hype for the trader tho. Might be my main role
My question is, how will it work as a posse or will it work as a posse
If you’re in a posse and the other members are doing bounty hunter too, can you progress with each other and go for the same target
Its a step in the right direction
i would hope that it does have shared exp, like a cool scenario is the bounty is on a gang leader and you gotta storm a fort, you can maybe share the reward
I would hope so
I imagine it’ll work just like any stranger mission
Some might be like medals or challenges

I don't like to share my rewards
@dense hollow I’m wondering if it applies to the new stranger rescue missions that you can come across, like a tied up stranger at a gang hideout.
I’d love to see people with bounties get hung at the gallows in every major town when you bring them in for the bounty
Unless they're NPCs or AFC, players with bounties will most likely break free and shoot your bounty hunting ass
But yes, public executions are acceptable ✅
Tom Davies would be so proud
If they make it so players can’t break out of the reenforced lasso by themselves but rather need to be cut out of it by another player it would work perfectly

If R* actually goes through with that, then 🆗
Nowadays most lassoed players would go to Online Options in the RDO Interaction Menu and respawn (commit EWO)
GUYS, HOLY SHIT
I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH NPC, I PUSHED THEM AND WHEN THE NPC ASKED WHY, MY CHARACTER JUST SHRUGGED AT THE NPC AND IT WAS JUST SO FUCKING CUTE
XD thats cool
MY CHARACTER DESERVES UNLIMITED OWO
ohdoubleuoh
No.
Hello, update?
No.


Define "coming soon"
Rockstar's definition of coming soon lol

Define 
I’d be very much pleased if they allowed me to snatch a Siberian husky
A lot of dogs are gonna get shot so someone can get the right breed.
I'm excited for the weapon locker
have been wanting to start over jus cuz I get annoyed with all the guns on my horse lol
i'd still sell my carbine for 10c
Well fuck me my challenge streak progress reset
I know I logged in last night and did a story mission for the challenge
Only reason I logged into the game was to keep the streak going and I always make sure to log in and complete at least one a night
Wack
@vital forge do you know if resetting progress after completing the 28 day streak let's you grind back up for another treasure map?
or is it always a one time thing
If you reset your streak after 28 days, you do get another map on the new 28th day

Hi, I'm just getting started on RD online. Someone playing with me?
xbox
“Brokeback Marston” lmao
Any news when we will be back to the game, i mean when the roles come out?
No.
@flat pagoda likely it does
@dense hollow Here’s A Pardner’s R* Updates Catalogue to Update yourself on all things Updatable.
Hey @dense hollow, c'mere. Word 'round is you was lookin' fer updates? https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/tags/736 . What about dem patches? https://support.rockstargames.com/categories/115001624507
@marsh dirge seriously. Weapon locker is probably the best addition in the next update lol
right? lol
Good, im tired of having to cycle through my shit
they need to hurry with the update
I just want the metal detector and pray it makes noise that can annoy people.
what metal detector

How do we get the posse versus to work... Any tips... I know it's a constant battle lol. Wracking our heads to get it to work. Suggestions? XD
The metal detector that the collector role is going to get? Along side other such wonderful items like Binoculars Mk2 and horse lanterns.
.. Metal detector?
Do you people just not read the newswire? Yes, m e t a l d e t e c t o r. A device of which is meant to detect and locate objects of a metallic origin.
It's quite literally going to be a strong magnet on a stick.
But I can dream for it to make noise.
Covered in bacon and filled with cream cheese too?
Oh I thought it was some sort of device that would point out those who got roughed up In a mosh pit the other night... Akin to a drug test for college profs
Sure sounds like fun diarrhea
Never heard of magnetism XD
Truly a foreign concept.
An alien concept.. Universally un heard of
=P
But seriously how do I get these posse versus things to work
Sacrifice your first born?
Wait for the planets to align?
It's so finicky no one knows how to get it to work.
Posse Versus tend to goof when there's a daily involved. I have a theory that there is only a finite amount of them that can happen at any one time on a server
Ahh ok.. Cuz like yesterday I was part of a posse had no issues... Now I'm just server jumping in hopes
@zenith talon that sounds like the right idea
I'm gonna try that out
Rather keep trying it out
But nice to know uve got a theory which makes sense imo
So, I noticed that under the bounty hunter thing it talks about being a "licensed" bounty hunter. Which I truly do hope you have to pay for a license, it'd be the best middle finger to the community.
Lol
Who cares money should be a factor
Otherwise what's the point in grinding it out
Money is a factor, Dutch has a plan
Is there any list or map of the dynamic events in online? I would like to know how many are there and where i can spawn them.
Just look for the campfire smoke
Isn't that only the Hideouts? I mean the other ones. Like the one when you encounter some guy next to a wagon telling you about some woman to be taking by a gang. There wasn't any fire when i've encountered this guy.
Hideouts and Campsites under attack generally emit smoke. Some escort missions do too
I wasn't playing much for some time and i can't remember these types of missions / events. Must have been added in the meantime. I have a map for hideouts and ambushes but i can't find anything regarding these new events.
I found this to be very helpful when trying to do hideouts and knock out daily escort challenges.
yo hows it going guys its me
So I've see this mariachi shirt and pants how do you get those 🤔
I assume the mariachi pants are the concho, they were limited stock
That I’ve seen none of the limited stock items have come back into the rotation
I’d put it at 6 mo to a year for the rotation if there’s a schedule
Aren't the limited boots this week or some shit a returning item?
Yeah there's been some returning items in the past 3-4 weeks
Oh nice
Limited stock items started what, 4 months ago?
I have no concept of time either way lol
But that’s not to bad if the schedule is <6 mo
They came in the gun rush update, didn't they?
I think you’re right
I too have no concept of time as well.
That's way back
Yeah
I remember it because the morning tail coat was one of the last things released and it's what I wanted the most
Still not too bad for a limited stock schedule
fur pelts what
Lol
ok
sorry bout ur dad
@atomic siren Thanks allot! There seems one or two missing i've seen myself already but looks like a good map to start with.
@pulsar arch its ok man
ا
how is everyone
Anyone ready for oh boy its another chaps and hat update, with the occasional new showdown
Tomorrow
Whens the last time we got a new showdown?
for my challenges do i gotta do 1 a day or all 7 to get a streak
Just 1
ok thanks
Just a daily reminder: tomorrow is Half Ass Dripfeedingday
Yay who cares 
The clickbait YouTubers? 
They'll make a 15 minute video about the new cosmetics no one will probably like (unless the Summer update comes out first or we get exceptionally dank ass clothing)
I’m depressed tht I wasn’t playing this shit game when the treasure chest glitch was around

I heard some random dude (somehow) made over 14,000 gold bars and ~$1.2 million Red Dead dollars just from that glitch alone
Yeah shit was OP
What surprised me is how fucking fast R*'s response was to the treasure map glitch
LMAO some poor guy got kicked by my horse, than ran tf over by an npc wagon
Also I miss that map glitch. I didn't get much from it, but it was so good
I miss the income we made from hunting and fishing during the "beta"
That was actually fine until R* "balanced" (nerfed) it
Lol the economy is fucked
Slow & Steady and Never Without One, as well as all other Dead Eye ability cards (with the 100% pinpoint accuracy) except Paint It Black
The campaign economy is 100% better
that stinks
And less grindy af
The price of clothing and weapon modifications is actually balanced in the story
Even though it's still overpriced if we were living in 1899 IRL
I wouldn't spend $200 on a coat IRL (again, unless that coat is of high quality)
Oh, and $600-$1,000 for a Mauser pistol? WTF
I was about to have a heart attack
(that doesn't include upgrades or customization of any kind)
IRL, a Mauser in 1899 would cost ~$35
it’s insane
It’s like they want u to hate the game
T2 wants us to hate it, R* wants us to suffer while we're playing it
So much for "having some goddamn faith"
Damn you Dutch 

nah, 2c XD
i hate seeing a notification in #rockstar-games-social-media and then realising it's for GTA
Mood
Todays update is fashion or content?
Probably fashion
"Later this summer" --> august 31st
September 17th, last Tuesday of the summer
Wait, how does sept count as summer
Last day of Summer is September 23rd
How?
Equinox
Ah
Or solstice, I forget which one applies
So sept 23rd is the update then, good to know when ill make a comeback
It's like you didn't even read lol
Wdym
The 23rd is a Monday
Oh, i just took her word for good without checkin
The 17th would be the true last day they could call it a summer update. The 24th is a Tuesday, but also the first day of Autumn
Either way, R* is playing the long con with this
Well
I retired my ass a month ago, got tired of the same repeating shit over and over
The new update is gonna be fresh
I said September 17th was the last Tuesday 👀
I mean, the update will probably be August but still, it'll be before September 18th at least 😂
double-action revolver and springfield rifle are on sale
concho pants and owanjila hat r back too
Hey guys... Can we talk about Showdowns for a second? I've only been playing online for 71 days (I know this bc that's what my streak is at) but I only recently got into playing showdowns. What happened to Gun Rush? Or Sport of Kings? I read about them or have seen comments about them, but I've never played either. We're they like limited time content or something?
Gun Rush is in Elimination Series
Sport of Kings should be in Showdowns, I can't remember
Ahhhh... I tend to dislike the elimination types but I wanted to try out gun rush... I'll have to try it the next time I'm on. Thanks!
Sport of Kings and Gun Rush are in the Elimination Series
They were playable for a limited period of time, then removed, and then added back in
A number of dailies are for showdown and it just won’t load no matter what I try. Races are full of griefers who just kill people instead of race. To hell with this game man.
Sport of Kings is in Showdown Series Small. It's my fav
@flat pagoda try load in through the main menu? Also restart your console
😦 I got all of them done today thanks to loading in to a lobby full of non-finishers
stole 3rd spot woo
Sometimes it does but often no, ever since the last big update it’s been spotty
yeah I fell through the map during a showdown the other day
Ugh
A few races today had either no horses or everyone was invisible
Which was funny
Open races

Speaking of races that suck just as badly as Showdowns, today is Half Ass Dripfeedingday
We get "new" clothing: a hat, a coat, and some pants that have been recycled from the "beta"
R* has officially run out of ideas
Seems like it. No point if it’s not fun.
Apparently so
I bought out the Concho Pants. Then I bought another horse, insurance, and saddle. I'll work on the Charro Jacket throughout the week. Not sure if I want the hat
Are the concho pants back?
Xûr read m8
What's the difference between the Special Miracle Tonic and the Potent Miracle Tonic, 'cause both of them says that they give you level 2 effects.
Hype 😁 i been wanting those pants
Potent tonics = Tier 2 tonics
Special tonics = Tier 3 tonics
Both tonics are of much higher quality than regular tonics, but all of them provide an additional layer/shield (in gold) for your Health, Stamina, and/or Dead Eye
- For example: if you drink a Special Health Cure (Tier 3), your health will be "fortified", which means you will be able to take significantly more damage than usual before you die.
- However, you need to keep in mind that your rings and cores will decay if you're not in a fight.
WindMaze is something of a scientist himself.
I prefer being called a "batshit crazy ass philosophical war tactician" with an analytical mindset, thank you very much
Don't quote me on that
You can also call me a "human sized Wikipedia gold mine for RDR"
Don't quote me on that either
Windmaze, 6/8/2019, "I prefer being called a "batshit crazy ass philosophical war tactician" with an analytical mindset, thank you very much."
If only.
It’s fine it was quoted lol
🇰
R* doesn't understand that they're a gaming company, not the CIA or Area 51
Why are they so secretive?
Why can't they drip feed information or hype (on the update) instead of "new" clothing???

Fair enough
I'll participate in building a 👉 bridge 👈 going to Mexico in search of 2 things...
- DLC
- My (somehow) old transgender Turkoman
Construction of the wall!? 😡
Find my missing 🌮🌮 too
🆗
👀

👍
