Yup, just looked
#rdo-chat
thorny viper
Unbreakable Handcuffs?
Maybe a Paddy Wagon
Then we'd get us a wagon lol
Probably be some basic ass shit for all the different stuff
like, Bounty Hunter will have access to bounty posters
Trapper will have legendary animals/hunting request
and Collector will..steal wagons and sell them to the fence?
lol
Im hopefully optimistic.
marsh dirge
Well
I tried to be nice
And it backfired
I come out of the clothing store and a guy attacks another guy
Shotgun him and I’m pretty sure it hit them both and killed them
thorny viper
Now desecrate the bodies!
devout cliff
Good job
thorny viper
how much
marsh dirge
Over a mil for gta and 300 for rdo
And some kind of ammo bundle
And apparently there will be future rewards as well
incredible rewards
Lmao
vital forge
Lol is a 15% discount on gold bars not INCREDIBLE for you
Jk the $300 is kinda cool but clothes or something woulda been nice
I might buy some gold with the discount to get a new belt and holster tho. Minimum purchase is $5 right?
thorny viper
Hmmm incredible rewards eh
Dont you have to pay for twitch prime
or have an amazon account
marsh dirge
Yup
vital forge
They seriously need a limited time event or something that reduces the custom metals cost
Cause over $10 irl for simply a gold gun is wack
I remember the original red dead gold gun pack was no more than 20 for all gold guns too
peak condor
don’t paint ur guns gold simple
onyx chasm
I make my guns white because is cheap
devout cliff
Racist
vital forge
I do all black but I’d like some gold it’s just too spendy
sage quiver
Yea I've got a few on gold, but I don't wanna waste 30+ gold for each gun
marsh dirge
fingers crossed and triple crossed for update toniiiight
Yarrow is the last alphabetical daily herb aaahhh rockstar pls
thorny viper
I got white and black on some black and gold on others, all gold guns don’t look super great imo
Also, Go Hawkeyes
fickle lava
All gold looks cheesy.
night sand
Anyone around to help me with the infighting on Xbox?
wooden nimbus
Predictions on clothing this week?
peak condor
no one knows
pastel breach
Predictions on summer update today?
peak condor
what?
it’s not out till gta updates
today there’s a new hat, new pants and returning chaps
sale on bandanas
pastel breach
Who told you that gta has to be updated before red dead?
sage quiver
Nothing has been confirmed but he seems to be sure 
adamant, even.
Even with Rockstar stating the gta update would be coming 'Later this summer' he ain't budging
peak condor
it’ll be july bro
gta brings in the numbers
they need it
shark cards pay for updates
they need more reason for people to spend on shark cards
sage quiver
See
gleaming cargo
Okay
New prediction
July 19th
Because of this
Twitch prime rewards first batch are July 19th
sage quiver
Links go in the #red-dead-media and #general-media channels 
peak condor
reused clothes
thorny viper
soiled clothes
gleaming cargo
Worth noting that emote is free
peak condor
it sucks
barren glen
Any idea what the Tuesday updates are?
thorny viper
Jarbage
devout cliff
Didn't someone say the update was either gonna be last week or today? Told you it wasn't 😂😂
thorny viper
Super glad i just bought a few new guns and customized them
Now that theres a damn discount
sage quiver
Still, changing the metal on your guns can be expensive as hell xD
viral hemlock
Is the new clothing cool?
marsh dirge
Hm
Red white and blue bandanas aye
I don’t see any
Oh it’s just the lame ones they already had that are discounted ig
sage quiver
For Treason Day
vital forge
No character customization or player roles 
true lantern
Yea I was surprised to see no character customization, coulda been more clear when they said, “the next update”
mortal ocean
I think they said next major update
vital forge
Is the twitch prime gold bar thing a discount on the price for bars or a percent increase in the bars you get at each price?
marsh dirge
is it out
hidden mirage
Anyone know the best melee weapon in rdo?
alpine crest
Usually? I think he's always spot on lol
He's the best for everything red dead right now
Well money and rp wise lol. For weapons idk who reviews them.
vital forge
how do I know if my 15% bonus gold is active
hidden mirage
@steady mesa ty, it looks like my cleaver has better stats. Does the machete attack fast or something?
Sounds awesome, thanks again
vital forge
I thought I was gonna be disappointed with the clothes since there were only pants and chaps added but the pants were the missing piece to the Charlie prince outfit
devout cliff
There's a new hat added
vital forge
Well yeah that was a disappointment imo
marsh dirge
bruh i just saw two people jump on each others horses at the same time and collided midair and did a double flip
mortal ocean
Amazing
graceful shell
so this is the power of ultra instinct
marsh dirge
they update anything?
mortal ocean
Just some clothes and discounts
gleaming cargo
Anyone else having open world missions glitch the fuck out today?
I’ve had 4 so far
graceful shell
Yesterday i got kidnapped
Some dudes hogtied me and took me to their camp
It was a 1v6 so i wasn't gone fight
My posse took a whole ass hour to come save me
Cause they was on a "fishing break"
dense spear
Anyone in a s session with a train nearby?
graceful shell
My possee came and fucking ambushed the camp
vital forge
anybody know how to tell whether or not the 15% bonus is active on gold purchases? I've gotten my money and ammo from the twitch bundle with no notification and there's nothing that says whether the 15% is active
graceful shell
Idk tbh
marsh dirge
Why would you just sit at their camp hogtied for an hour is the real question
devout cliff
graceful shell
Because they were fun guys
They let me sit at the campfire with them and joke around while I was tied up
So i used that to pass the time
Then out of nowhere in the game chat I hear FOR GLORY
And then my posse just shows up and starts a fucking killing spree
devout cliff
For an hour. That makes it even better
graceful shell
At that point I didn't feel like a hostage anymore
But once my posse literally started murdering them all
I felt it was too late to become friends.....
graceful shell
Funny thing is the way the kidnapping happened
devout cliff
Did they just walk up to you and go "Hey bu-" LASSO
graceful shell
Me and my gang were literally on the train
It was going full speed
We drove past 6 people
Then i get lassoed off.....
I ssy on the mic WTF YALL DOIN SAVE ME
They say "we will come back for you another time dont worry"
graceful shell
Basically
devout cliff
I would've shot my friends if they did that
mostly because if I did that to them, they'd shoot me too
graceful shell
They Had multiple opportunities to rescue me
After i was hogtied they stowed me and chased after the train
Because they wanted to capture us all
LITERALLY RIGHT BESIDE THE TRAIN WITH YOUR POSSE LEADER STOWED ON THE HORSE CHASING YOU
graceful shell
It actually was
Most people on red dead just kill kill kill
This felt fun
And authentic
devout cliff
Shit, I find a lot more people waving and making friends lately more than kill kill kill
It's always low levels on that kill
Mostly everyone else waves and I think try to pat my horses and just eats a hoof 😂
graceful shell
From what i seen higher levels don't wanna be seen as dicks
So they have a lower kill rate
Lower levels don't know what the fuck their doing super paranoid or either just wanna be assholes
I do remember i fed this one low level who didn't know you can escape hogties to a croc one time
devout cliff
LOL probably deserved it
graceful shell
I mean
He called me trash because he would secretly follow me eveywhere and snipe me when i did casual stuff with my friends
Like fishing cooking or camping or just chillin
So yea
doesn't know you can escape hogties
calls me trash
devout cliff
Could've suicided out of it too but nooooo
graceful shell
But tbh he deserved it
Like imagine getting called trash by some low level who killed you
Then half way across the map from where he killed you while your fishing he snipes you @devout cliff
devout cliff
That almost sounds like he deserved a shotgun shell to the dick then fed to gators
devout cliff
He'd call you Colt
graceful shell
Funny thing is he saw the posse leader symbol on map and still decided to fuck with me
So when he sniped me the way we caught him is i demanded and my posse chased him down
and he resorted to the usual insults of any pvp game where you can have a group @devout cliff
"YOU CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR GANG"
"YOUR LIKE BLACK PEOPLE"
devout cliff
"YOUR MOM, MY DICK"
graceful shell
Lol
It's basically what happens when predators go after prey that can defend itself @devout cliff
Mess with one and the herd will come running
And trust me when he messed with me again i sure as hell sent my "herd" after him @devout cliff
I wonder how he likes getting chased half away across the map because i waited in that same spot and they dtill brought him straight back to me tied up and all
devout cliff
LOL
graceful shell
This was probably the most authentic moment i had ever had in red dead tbh
No one ever wants to be creative or fun like that
devout cliff
Remind me not to get on your bad side 😂
alpine crest
Lol
devout cliff
Be getting dragged across the map by a posse
graceful shell
That's how mafia works @devout cliff
cunning ledge
Damn I reset like 4 or 5 of those challenges and i got maybe .8 gold lol
marsh dirge
Yeh, .2 for each
cunning ledge
The daily challenges be too wierd to do too. Go find a (state) (bird) and skin 3 of them.
Like where tf do u find that (state) (bird)
Go and hunt (some lizard you never seen in your entire playtime off and online) and skin it 3 times.
Lol.
Guess ill be holding onto all my gold for like a year.
91 gold should buy me a house and small farm if they ever make that a thing.
With a moonshine distillery in the back.
cunning ledge
If minecraft, and other games of that nature allow planting and harvesting various different vegetation,
I dont see why a $60 game couldnt do the same
marsh dirge
But you never know
cunning ledge
Thats true ash
And the furniture and appliances will be gold
The hunting is fun and addicting, and I could gather herbs forever. But the 10 limit on herbs and 20 limit on meat is pretty damn low.
I understand realism but we are carrying around 8 guns, 20 cans of each type of canned goods and other tonics and potions.
Let me hunt for 2 hours and stack 50 meat / 100 herbs and go back and sell.
If you manage to kill 7 buffalo, which has become easier and they carcass doesnt despawn from farther distances now, you are still wasting 2 or 3 buffalos worth of meat. And all those pelts cant be carried so waste.
Just the bison horn is the only thing u obtain at that point.
Reward good hunters, not punish them.
marsh dirge
Ehhh, I’m more of a pvp kind of person. Hunting is a nice way to relax though
cunning ledge
pvp is cool in free roam, but then the posse comes and 2 vs 1 is still fun and manageable. But once the third one is on the sidelines its meh.
The pvp game modes havent really drawn me in as much.
Maybe because playing with randoms usually means teams of 4 vs you and one other person so it becomes a chore to even win.
marsh dirge
I usually can guess if my team is just gonna be a drag and not do anything, when that happens I just go for kills the entire time
Don’t bother doing objective cause it’s pointless without a team
cunning ledge
It truly is tbh. But the other game modes are like one life and survive
And then u have to sit and watch an entire match before u can get into a match lol
marsh dirge
Yeah, I’m not a fan of those ones. I can win, but I like the team based ones way more
And most of the time those ones have absolute shit spawns
Esp most wanted
cunning ledge
Do you game on the ps4?
marsh dirge
Nope, I’m an Xbox pleb
cunning ledge
A plebian in the highest regard, indeed
Just kidding u xboxers are alright. Just misunderstood
cunning ledge
Where the ps4 crowd
vital forge
i mean they got houses in gta and there's tiny hints to land for sale in the game
marsh dirge
Ok
marsh dirge
Opened a can of whoop ass on a 259
Dude was legit garbage
My nephew was playing with my brother and they were just fishing, and he was so excited he got a 3* fish and was at the butcher
devout cliff
Be nice
marsh dirge
These losers throw a dynamite at him
So I showed them who the real griefer is
All they did was stay in dead eye the entire time we fought
How can you be that trash at aiming on an auto aim game
devout cliff
What a rude and offensive nick name
peak condor
e
fickle lava
devout cliff
Right? She's so rude
marsh dirge
I already have lumbago
fickle lava
peak condor
funny
devout cliff
Quit bending backwards so much
marsh dirge
Still getting horses that aren’t set as default in missions
Even a horse that didn’t have a saddle on it at all
It just threw one on it and spawned it in
devout cliff
Good
marsh dirge
“Death to yellow roles”
Is that the yellow colored cowboy role I see on your profile?
Shh
I’m incognito
hmmm...
well, either way
I’m superior
If you say so.. lol
once my plan is complete and I achieve the red dead mail role, no one will stop my annoying superiority complex as I reign above other roles on the member list
yall
can we get some fs in chat for my horse?
i got jumped by a bunch of murfrees, died, went to kill them, then got murdered by an entire fucking posse, a possee who killed my horse which was already dying from the murfree attack.
G
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good
i
M SUPERIOR
yeah lets not get any Fs at all
i mean i did name it fortnite
you are the heretic
so fortnite is officially dead now
goodbye yall can uninstall ot now
I don’t play it anyway, wouldn’t miss it
Never had it installed
exactly
I had it for like a few months actually but rarely played it because of how repetitive it was
i have the original, superior fortnite gamemode, Save The World
Few streamers who were made by streaming Fortnite have stopped playing it even
i mean im kinda tired of fortnite rn
It’s officially dying?
this is a big hoorah for epic gamers worldwide
I don’t think it’s dying yet, it still attracts a lot of attention from younger kids
i might check it out when they do the stranger things event and for the live event
And you know for sure the streamers who have made it huge, like ninja def won’t stop playing it
So that’s going to keep it alive
@marsh dirgenot true, its gone downhill since battle royale was added
That gives me time to consume remaining children into the zogg on Minecraft...
That’s far from true lol
its been dying since it became popular
Battle royale is what made it
they keep listening to all of the popular fortnite players about what changes to make instead of the entire other part of the fucking community
people are probably just gonna realize that fortnite ain’t that special and move on to better games
that’s how it’s gonna die
Or, a new trend, of course
better games like apex leg
please no more battle royale trends...
apex leg is best game
If it keeps children off my games I don’t even care if it dies
not apex legends
apex leg
It can live forever as long as there’s less annoyances for the games I play
Lmao
If firestorm was free I bet it would be a match for fortnite
so anyway i bought a LeMat revolver
I’ve never heard of firestorm
@marsh dirge its battlefield 5 br
Battlefield 5 battle royale mode
Oh.. oof
Yeah, I didn’t even try that
they got helicopters
helicopters? are you a new kind of special or is that true
Battle royales in general are pretty much dead to me
its true
in a ww2 game..
i think its only one kind and its really shitty but it's there
Based on gameplay videos battlefield v just looks like big scale cod
Aka better but still shit
if i dont see captain price in the new modern warfare im going to break shit
I hear the snowflake media is influencing the new game by saying it’s too violent or some shit
Might not be true
Didn’t look into it
Do you guys play bo4 at all
who cares if its too violent its a fucking war game
@marsh dirge never bought it
Smart move
I don’t like cod at all
so nah
only cod game I liked was world at war for the amazing campaign
Bo2 was overrated as fuck
i like modern warfare remastered
It’s garbage anyways, I grew up on cod
I had waw, mw2,3 and bo2
i like the rap song in the credits of MW
Favorite multiplayer shooter I experienced was battlefield 4
I loved modern warfare
And yes bf4 was def one of the best
Bfv and bf1 def don’t compare imo
But that’s probably just favoritism
I’m downloading bf1
I played a campaign mission the graphics are drop dead gorgeous and I love ww1 stuff
Yeah, the campaign wasn’t bad at all
I mean it’s not a bad game
I just have way better memories on bf4 so I’m obvi gonna hold it to a higher standard
aim assist in games like modern warfare remastered and red dead is fucking broken
every time i press aim it locks on to any enemy in my field of view
so i can just spam aim and i basically have aimbot
Rdo has probably the shittiest PvP I’ve ever seen in a game
Exactly
And people still suck at it
It’s amazing
@marsh dirge yeah
fucking randos one shotting me from 20 feet away with a goddamn shotgun
No
I never understand how someone can be over level 200 and be absolute shit at an auto aim game
I’m talking because of auto aim destroying any tension and strategy
that too
People just fucking run into the open like idiots and fucking auto aim headshot everybody
but seriously rockstar nerf the fucking shotgun range
Lmao
While flopping on the ground like a mentally deficient fish out of water AKA dodging
The pump does reach hella far
or the base damage at least
legit the shotguns in rdr2 give me vietnam flashbacks of fortnite season one
where the pump could legally be classified as a hunting rifle
does aim really matter in fortnite
no
apparently how fast you can build a fucking city wearing a soccer skin is what matters
k cause all I see in highlight videos are weaboo tryhard males that only play as female characters, breathing super heavily while breaking his controller building at the speed of light
bitches out here be building at mach 342
the controllers sound like plastic people having aggressive rage sex
it sounds like tiny plastic rape
I bet pubg died cause it wasn’t free
apparently we turned this into #general
Kiddies spending hundreds of their parents dollars on shitty looking skins? Great spending it on a game, hell nawh
he will nawh
👌
i am willing to admit i may have asked my grandma for about $1000 worth of vbucks since fortnite season 6
you should change your name to “death to myself”
you are clearly a heretic inside and out
this is a better kne
The only redeemable part of you
Is your lawbringer pfp
marsh dirge
i have a bunch of for honor memes
ok
@devout cliff a lot
See, the other games we mentioned were video games.
Rdo is also a video game.
Therefore
yes
marsh dirge
Damn
I was gonna be sneaky and buy 999 gun oil off the online catalogue
But they were smart and don’t have it on there from what I see
Aww
It’s max is only 99
mortal ocean
999 would be insane lol
mortal ocean
Wow ex dee
devout cliff
ex dee my dudes, ex dee
marsh dirge
Had no basis
You tried to steal his deer
Lmao
Although that’s not grounds for report
But you can see why he was mad
devout cliff
Just scumbagery lol
marsh dirge
All I honestly read was “I tried to steal someone’s deer and they didn’t just let me do it, so I proceeded to kill them multiple times”
I’m just hoping you realize how stupid you sound by acting like that was a big feat
heady river
you're right, ash. Doc, next time, use computer wizardry and find their house then mail them a bomb that'll show them who's really good at PvP.
report me? report this to the NSA.
devout cliff
I thought witch hunting isn't condoned here 
Considering you got yelled at my Glide for it before 😂
marsh dirge
Lmao, I don’t give two shits who you kill
devout cliff
Iseie, tissue, diaper, cringefest
marsh dirge
“Insecure” I pointed out exactly what you did and said it took no skill to do it
Lol
marsh dirge
Usually when someone talks about pvp they’re bragging about their skill in the game
marsh dirge
Not to mention you post videos of your pvping lol
Ikr
And hiding in defensive the entire time
heady river
llo
devout cliff
It's the interwebs
Dafuq is spelling here
Real life where you probably never saw a gun, let alone shot one like on a game 😂
heady river
spelling is for autism anyway cool kids dont need words just noises
devout cliff
That*
marsh dirge
What is this even turning into
devout cliff
And I thought brush was the server's #1 cancer 😂 😂
heady river
pretty sure that's always been me
heady river
takes a certain kind of pompous dickery to be named philosophobia
heady river
but i'm wheelchair bound >;v((
heady river
i'll just saw yours off and use them then
mortal ocean
The hell went down here
marsh dirge
I’m not even sure at this point and I was apart of it
It started off as one thing, turned into a spell off
Then it turned into who’s the most toxic
Then incest
devout cliff
Sound about right
pulsar arch
heady river
no u
peak condor
shh
heady river
no u
jaunty flint
Hello chat
Does anyone know a link to a document with data about free roam missions reward, timing, etc?
peak condor
no
heady river
don't expect helpful answers from most people
jaunty flint
I really don't, but I still try every time
umbral cryptBOT
pliant pumiceBOT
Hey @jaunty flint, c'mere. Word 'round is you was lookin' fer some good huntin'? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14C0tiCmQfnc0mjo0Jky63C08zHWfEFPncsGYa7nCJX4
peak condor
what
heady river
shitposting is salty now? lol
heady river
well fuck
marsh dirge
That’s like half the members here
I mean.. I can scroll up
And not once did anything I post have any salt in them
But okay man
peak condor
ash how long till the next pfp change
marsh dirge
I said your play style has no skill
peak condor
marsh dirge
Go sit in your corner brush and let the adults talk
heady river
tomahawk sniping only
marsh dirge
I mean, deliberately running into people on a horse using defensive mode isn’t really anything to me
peak condor
heady river
i wanna see some reads
marsh dirge
That’s literally all you post
Exactly
That’s why it’s not the best content to pull people in, it’s cheap and takes nothing to do
You don’t care about content yet you’re a youtuber
peak condor
heady river
people actually do RnGs with autoaim? lol
just hire an editor
plenty of CSGO and CoD dudes looking for a job
people who pay them?
no, because i don't play either of those games anyway
plus fragmovies are overrated anyway
peak condor
heady river
but, you could.
and present some super good RDO montages
just think of all those starving CoD editors needing a new montage to pay for the month's supply of ramen though.
RDO is where it's at probably.
heady river
gamers are the most oppressed class of people
marsh dirge
I hope that’s the first and last time I hear someone call it that
cunning ledge
Griefers are like bums.
Always hanging around town looking for a handout from anyone
peak condor
ok
cunning ledge
Go and get a kill in a pvp mode already, sheesh.
peak condor
ok
cunning ledge
ok
mortal ocean
Killing in PvP matches would take skill but some folks only have enough skill to kill unsuspecting players 👀
mortal ocean
Fr
Imagine going through life mistaking snark and edginess for intelligence and wit
heady river
do you think they had viagra in the old west?
i'm being serious.
and do you think they'd put in erectile supplements as a thing to sell in online
first off, i don't have one.
took a boxcutter to it when i was 7.
secondly, i'm just wondering because that'd be a giggleworthy addition to online.
negative, spare 3.
negative, spare 3.
you're just jealous because i kept mine in a jar. >;v))
i bet you ate yours like the guidebook said to
but uh, protip, it didn't grow back like they said it would.
marsh dirge
Damn
I must’ve really got under your skin
It’s been what
3-4 hours
And you’re still going on
Lmao, if you say so man
Actually I proved my point hours ago
Which is why I stopped saying anything
But you just can’t seem to get over it
Lmao, what the hell are you even on about
You just keep adding shit that has no relevance to what even happened
All cause you’re butthurt bc of my opinion
Get over it
heady river
this is one of the ten reasons a perc 30 exists right here.
marsh dirge
I’m the furthest from mad lol
You’re the only one who seems mad here
Did you not just mention it 3-4 times hours later after it happened
Lol
Oh my bad
I forgot I’m not allowed to respond back to stupidity
Lol bye
devout cliff
^
dense hollow
Chill out
@steady mesa can argue all you want. But we don’t do the sexist shit here
devout cliff
Harold for the win
marsh dirge
Did I stumble into something?
dense hollow
No
marsh dirge
I feel like you’re lying
devout cliff
Just don't scroll up 😂
heady river
Or alternatively, do for context.
devout cliff
😂 That works too if you want entertainment
dense hollow
Keep telling yourself that and you’ll find yourself in the other RDR discord pretty quickly
heady river
"I-I was only pretending!!"
devout cliff
dense hollow
As much fun as you think you’re having, I have little patience for “edginess”
Just keep, intentionally attempting to offend your fellow discorders, to a minimum
No
devout cliff
Harold is now my favourite admin
heady river
darwinism
dense hollow
My b, mod commands aren’t supposed to show up lol
devout cliff
Also, back to rdo stuff, as soon as I log on, someone passes me, waves and I realize he's on a donkey
dense hollow
Lol
fiery canopy
XD
heady river
On the topic of RDO stuff, I met some dude who's voice was so damn deep he made the subwoofers in my headset rattle. Kinda scary.
fiery canopy
Donkeys are the best horses
Where's my darn El Senor XD (even tho thats a mule in rdr1)
heady river
I want my zebra donkey back.
fiery canopy
nah bison
devout cliff
There's mules too
heady river
RDO halloween special, you can buy the horsemen's horses.
devout cliff
EL SENOR LIVES
dense hollow
FYI, if you have an issue with a mod’s actions. Go to Modmail, DMs are a good way to get yourself banned.
marsh dirge
Lmao
mortal ocean
Lmao nice
heady river
lol
mortal ocean
And nothing of value was lost
devout cliff
heady river
such is life
marsh dirge
I mean
You aren’t wrong
Alright what happened
Who was being weird
Or edgy
It’s always one or the other on Discord
dense hollow
That person is no longer in the server
mortal ocean
Tbh not even worth telling
dense hollow
^
dense hollow
Lol
mortal ocean
Ya shoulda been here
dense hollow
Less edge is required, let’s just put it that way
marsh dirge
Just fricking tell me you frickin’ fricks
haughty radish
someone's a bit N O S E Y
dense hollow
Someone’s edge is getting sharper...
Lol
Alright, I’m off fucking exhausted and long day. Night all! Have a chill, and offense free night
marsh dirge
Was it in this channel? Another channel?post still around?
devout cliff
"I'm off" Opens Tekken 😂
dense hollow
Lol
heady river
tekken is more important.
devout cliff
Also, I'm supposed to be the edgy one here
dense hollow
Oh btw Stranger Things 3 dropped today
devout cliff
dense hollow
Okay NOW I’m off
heady river
there's a third one?
dense hollow
Season yes
haughty radish
Yea Lilith is the best edgelord
devout cliff
I've never seen Stranger Things
devout cliff
LOL
fiery canopy
STRANGER THINGS 3?! IM OFF
heady river
wew
devout cliff
Tulip gone for the next week 😂
marsh dirge
Ooh
I started watching stranger things today as well
Well, the third season anyway
mortal ocean
The first season was cool
heady river
nothing beats RDO and alcoholism
devout cliff
Remster, go get drunk and play rdo and get more drunk in game
heady river
that's what i do
same with cocaine whenever i eat cocaine gum in game nothing beats that old west experience
gleaming cargo
I gate how kuch people doing gocohar glitching lays the game
I can’t cook my fucking meat
Takes 5 years to take the meat off the knife
devout cliff
If you're cooking at Valentine, that campfire's been bugged for a long time now, almost back to the Spring update release
devout cliff
Same, that's how I know 😂
It's worse when someone else is using it too
But it's only that campfire
marsh dirge
its nice when the police have fucking double barrels and all i have is a 13 gold revolver that does about as much damage as a 12 dollar nerf gun i found in a bucket of shit compared to their shotgun
stark crystal
you will never understand how pissed I was when I had free aim selected and wondered why everyone else kept getting instant headshots
split umbra
When do you think the summer update is going to come out
devout cliff
August, probably
split umbra
Rolling block or carcano?
devout cliff
Rolling Block, but never use Carcano so bias
barren glen
I'm trying to complete 4 stranger missions in one day and I just got disconnected right before the end of the last mission
Do you think I lost everything?
I got dieconnected during some stuff last night too
peak condor
honestly
i don’t see the point in a sniper rifle for online
if you try to snipe the other person is just going to use deadeye
only reason to use it would be for when you’re in defensive
but the rolling block in defensive is way worse than the carcano since you take less and deal less damage
steel spear
I feel like the summer update will come late July/early August. The pattern so far is that rockstar drops a big update, drip feeds content for a few weeks, and then there is a period of nothing for a few weeks until the next big update
thorny viper
Do be do be do
devout cliff
Hence why I said August, because the Spring Update was in the last-ish month of spring. The Summer update will do the same, probably
steel spear
Yeah, I hope this update is meaningful because I’m tired of waiting for big updates with little depth
cunning ledge
The new update here?
thorny viper
Updates are on tuesday
cunning ledge
Ahh. Whatever happenes to the free carcano rifle we were supposed to get? With twitch prime. I cant get mine
thorny viper
I think it might take a day or two?
or something
Getting such trash hands in poker
I need to do that today, the twitch prime thing
peak condor
update don’t have to be on tuesday
gta updates are usually friday
maybe they’ll do the same with a bigger update
fickle lava
Any idea why the Improved Iron Sights are blocked on the Evans Repeater?
fickle lava
thorny viper
7th times the charm, lets see if THIS show down game is still available.
thorny viper
XP Is merely a construct to me at this point! I've transcended such things!
lol
anybody thats done the full month streak, what happens if you miss a day after that? Drops back to zero?
thorny viper
Id love a second character slot
You just make two new xbox accounts basically? Or Users?
Furious J is a great Cowpoke, but i want to trick my wife into playing lol
marsh dirge
Yeh, you make another Xbox acc
thorny viper
I got a bunch of Chinese/Japanese Psn accounts so i can buy Gundam games
should make a new guy maybe, for fun
gleaming cargo
I have reason to believe the summer update will be July 19th
Wait no, that’s not a Tuesday
Ugh
That day already doesn’t line up on there wtf
marsh dirge
I just hope it’s sooner rather than later
marsh dirge
I’m not sure why they posted that it would be starting this summer just to drop it at the end
gleaming cargo
I think Casino is gonna be a the end
Considering how that was announced way later
thorny viper
Kinda Bunk it wasnt this Tuesday
marsh dirge
I want a reason to play the game
thorny viper
Everybodys on Vacation at work but me, so i got all week to sit here for 9 hours a day playing
Im excited to see what the roles bring
Maybe some of my posse back haha
But then again, its pointless for me to be in THEIR Posse, since i out rank them, have fast travel, and all the nicest shit
they're just filthy Casuals
Hope ya had fun on ANTHEM LOSERS
Bet they cant even fish without looking at the screen
marsh dirge
Yeah, my posse pretty much has quit as well
I dunno if they get back on it if I’ll even play with them
thorny viper
They'll just slow you down anyway
marsh dirge
Lmao, meanie
But probably
Bounty hunting straight up just makes me think of dog the bounty hunter
My brothers used to watch that show all the time when we were younger
thorny viper
Hes The Dog, THE BIG Bad DOG, THE Bounty HUNTTERR
Who knew Hawaii had so many Meth heads amiright?
marsh dirge
Lmao, when I think of Hawaii I think of this beautiful place
And you’re over here
Who knew they had so many meth heads
😂😂😂😂
thorny viper
All over the place
Thats what happens when your climate is nice all year round
Shit hole ensues
For whoever was talking about the Twitch bonuses
seems like you have to claim them on social club
if you havent already
and atleast play 30 minutes to make sure they register
mortal ocean
And the rest won't come til later
Tasman Outfit, Carcano Rifle and How Dare you emote. Well, no need to worry. We can certainly confirm that these items are part of the Twitch Prime benefits and will be granted later on. We would recommend you to keep an eye on Twitch Prime page for more details regarding these items
At least that's what they told me
thorny viper
Glad my mom has an amazon prime account lolol
I knew if i waited long enough these dorks would give me a free sniper rifle lol
thorny viper
I had mine working for a minute
mortal ocean
Same
thorny viper
i switched to the old upgraded saddle bag
mortal ocean
Like 2 days
thorny viper
then switched back, worked fine
new update pooped on it again
very bother some
especially when the outfit it took off was my cold weather one
Maybe it will be fixed with the big update
and hell, give us 2 more custom spots for shits and giggles
You owe it to us!!
marsh dirge
We need to be able to use the carcano scopeless
Give it a lower damage but higher fire rate than the bolt
And standard ironsights
Also put in the buffalo rifle
And a pre-war semiauto rifle with high recoil and low fire rate but moderate damage and range
And the high powered pistol
And a crossbow
peak condor
yes
peak condor
and a GLOCK
and a LASER CANNON
AND UNICORN HORSE WORTH 20 dollars
or 400 GOLD BAR
marsh dirge
Dude the chauchat was made in 1914 by the French, if they can magically import a German mauser and c93 why not that monster
It was the one with the banana clip
You think I'm playing but watch them gta5 laser gun the piss out of it
peak condor
mauser was made in 1896
marsh dirge
Right but unless America said "c'mon bring your German asses on over" there wouldn't be a real reason people had access to foreign weaponry
peak condor
i’m sure as long as it was made before 1899 they’ll add it
marsh dirge
So feckin blunderbusses
We need to fire fat cones not light them
Ill take a single shot sawed off Springfield flintlock and some gold buckles for me boots pls
peak condor
i want one of those small lever action shotguns
marsh dirge
How far back do we go exactly for the sake of relevancy and popularity
peak condor
like the one from far cry blood dragon
marsh dirge
Volcanic is a smol repeater and it slaps
Oh you mean the repeating shotgun
But sawed off
peak condor
ya
peak condor
would be so sex
marsh dirge
What about a naval cutlass
They're gonna have a regiment hat but no sword?
Cmon bro
Give it the same combat mechanics as the machete
peak condor
where are the blunt weapons
peak condor
yes but blade
cut people
cut sounds 
want to pick up lead and use it
i want to throw empty bean cans in hideouts to distract enemies
marsh dirge
We need a trench mace
peak condor
like far cry
marsh dirge
Dude im constantly stuck between duak cattlemans and volcanic/sawed off power combo
peak condor
lemat
marsh dirge
Lemat sucks
Nine shots and a shell but reloads slower than a downies brain wave
Don't like it
Volcanic holds 8 and hits hard
Good hipfire fan too
thorny viper
I like the Volcanic, but started using the Lemat for the shot gun blast
and the auto switch is nice
the Reload does suck, agreed
marsh dirge
That's why I had a sawed off offhand
Swapping to the lemat shotgun is clunky and terrible
Plus by the time you click they're around the corner with the pump
thorny viper
Yeah but you can put it in the settings to make it switch without having too
marsh dirge
Yeah when you run out of shots
thorny viper
which, also, isn't an issue for sawed of
i can see both ways
i was down with my double Mausers and Winning Streak
They should add a Butcher station to Camp after the update.
Or let us decorate it like in single player
marsh dirge
Even if you don't two shot with sawed off you can quickly fan with the volcanic and they'll be down in 1-2
Lemat can't switch while fanning so you'll be screwed
thorny viper
I was very hesitant to buy the Lemat at all
but ended up getting 2 for the hell of it
True
Volcanic Pistol is a head shot machine too
marsh dirge
Yee
mortal ocean
Cattleman is fun for headshots
marsh dirge
I got so many kills with cattlemans tho that the grey has made them better than schofield in terms of everything
Especially accuracy
Learned that tackling someone with a lasso trying to pump flank me reeeeally pisses them off
Or if they're in slippery trying to do the dead eye dual sawed off shitrun
vital forge
Are dual cattleman’s dank for PvP?
I just roll with them in free mode because their my favorite looking revolver I own
marsh dirge
Yeah if you use pib they're brutal
mortal ocean
In general I don't think a lot of people primarily use revolvers for PvP
marsh dirge
I got mine looking like widowmakers
mortal ocean
I made mine all purty
marsh dirge
Yeah that's why im unique
I use cattlemans or a volcanic
And a Springfield because I'm that extreme distance douche
If my dot red u heckin ded 
marsh dirge
It's a two shot any distance with pib
Unless you tonic out the ass like other tryhards
mortal ocean
Me
marsh dirge
I made a dude go through his entire stash of health tonics while he was doing the little dance trying to freeaim hit me
He parlayed and proceeded to follow me aiming a gun at me before i called a buddy in
Why do people want rdo to have that toxic gta "im up" mentality
thorny viper
Slay his horse, IT IS THE ONLY WAY
mortal ocean
Scrawny nag is the best horse
marsh dirge
Scrawny nag can suck my gooch
I hate that leukemia ass horse
You stub it's sickly bone marrow cancer having foot on one fence and it's completely down for the count
I purposely run into barns just to have a reason to empty a gun into it
mortal ocean
I haven't seen my scrawny nag in so long
marsh dirge
Good.
gleaming cargo
I forgot those existed
marsh dirge
what the fuck i just crashed because i set a waypoint
is it because my character is a ginger?
i think its because my character is a ginger
marsh dirge
a ginger with hair and beard dyed black
graceful shell
GUYS MY FRIEND GOT MAULED BY A BEAR AND IT DIDN'T EVEN GO AFTER ME XD
graceful shell
He was mad when he respawned because normally the AI would target the other close player after a mauling
thorny viper
woot, got my free stuff
marsh dirge
@thorny viper the carcano rifle? didnt go to your mailbox and you dont already have it?
thorny viper
no rifle in mail
didnt have one
No outfit either
Tried both Lockbox and post office
nada.
Freak'n turds.
reading the twitch loot screen seems like the rifle and outfit come later..
What a crock man
"Ooo we better take our time giving people their free pretend shit"
marsh dirge
might take a couple days yeah
thorny viper
The first set of benefits for new members will be:
- GTA$1.25MM for GTA Online
- RDO$300 and the Superior Ammo Bundle in Red Dead Online
- Up to 15% Bonus on purchases of Gold Bars or Shark Cash Cards from select retailers
So probably not getting the rifle yet, according to the twitch loot claim page
just the ammo and cash
yippie skippie, cause i dont have enough of that already
thorny viper
Well someone pointed out that there is no Free Rifle
or Outfit
its just unlocked for you no matter what rank
LOL
What a bunch of rippers man
Not even worth it
vital forge
I love getting shot by a whole 6+ man posse only to fight em for 5 minutes, destroy them and their stagecoach they were using and force them to disband and leave the lobby
devout cliff
Nice
west flame
Is it your desire to grow back again?
You came to the right place, I'll make you big!
umbral cryptBOT
pliant pumiceBOT
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marsh dirge
Hey all
narrow jolt
Howdy
fickle lava
Love it when my horse falls behind while I'm doing a mission and manages to lose my Perfect Bear Pelt.
dense hollow
^
That and if you’re doing a mission the stuff generally isn’t saved (if it’s not a free roam that is)
torn atlas
A land of opportunities good?
devout cliff
How do people only get 3.50 for a perfect bear pelt
I get 7.50 😂
devout cliff
Yesterday
peak condor
bear pelts are not 7.50
devout cliff
Considering my good bear pelt is 4.50, that means perfect is 7.50
devout cliff
^