#rdo-chat

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flat pagoda
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🤷

marsh dirge
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"PS4 SUCKS"

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yeahokbuddy

peak condor
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all capitals

marsh dirge
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Igor we all know Xbox players are mentally deficient, just let them have an opinion

heady river
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taking anything he says seriously is a big nono

peak condor
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ah ah

marsh dirge
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@marsh dirge They have brain damage

mortal ocean
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Arguing about consoles is some middle school stuff smh

marsh dirge
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@mortal ocean not rlly

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Plus he legit started it

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by saying "ps4 sucks bro"

peak condor
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i LEGIT started it huh

heady river
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It kind of is though. Only petulant shilldren argue.

marsh dirge
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YOU DID

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LOL

mortal ocean
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Man I'm not helping anyone here smh

peak condor
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u didn’t help anyone

winged ember
mortal ocean
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I was about to let you have have my last 2 before I got off lol @peak condor

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Cause I couldn't do anything with them

peak condor
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i don’t know what last 2 is

mortal ocean
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2 3 star cougars

peak condor
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aw man just before i got off i was just about to paypal u 3 thousand dollars

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nvm then

steady mesa
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I'll take it

mortal ocean
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I know it's sad

marsh dirge
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@marsh dirge soo uhh besides Brushless's mid life stroke, how r u doing?

peak condor
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u won’t stop will u

marsh dirge
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im asking this man

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how his day is

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whats wrong with that

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lol

peak condor
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brushless stroke lol haha

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brushless having stroke cause he don’t have a ps4

viral hemlock
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Console master race

peak condor
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pc >>>>

haughty radish
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GOT ONE

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Wait

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Does it have to be perfect

zenith talon
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Ps4 sucks? Damn right we do. That's why we get the exclusive stuff. It's how Zelnick likes it!

haughty radish
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Ah fudge

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I just skinned it

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Please tell me that pelts work as well as bodies

peak condor
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yeah u only have a ps4 cause of the exclusives

marsh dirge
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uh

peak condor
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uh

marsh dirge
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is there another reason

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After all the shitty crap you said in dms @peak condor you still want me to have me help you with the glitch

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:lmao:

peak condor
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yeah

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does 3 star matter or na

marsh dirge
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see the thing is

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N O

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i legit won't answer

peak condor
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aight thanks

marsh dirge
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Maybe if you watch the video

peak condor
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that was an answer lol

haughty radish
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nvm then

peak condor
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ā€œnoā€

marsh dirge
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exclusives are the reason to choose one console over another you nimwit

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rather than asking people for the 90th time

peak condor
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i asked u once

marsh dirge
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LOL

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YOU ASKED ME

peak condor
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yeah

marsh dirge
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3 TIMES HOW TO DO THE GLITCH

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I mean

peak condor
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does 3 star matter or na

marsh dirge
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I was being dramatic

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Hmm i don't know

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watch the video

peak condor
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no mate

marsh dirge
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and find out yourself

peak condor
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i’m not watching the video for 3 words

marsh dirge
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Ok well then gl trying to figure it out urself

peak condor
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@haughty radish don’t think 3 star matters

heady river
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Jesus, do we need tardwranglers for this chat?

marsh dirge
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Can we legit ban people who are brain dead

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Brushless is really

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LIK

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REALLY

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cough

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Brain dead

zenith talon
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For the record, my statement was made in jest

marsh dirge
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@marsh dirge before you call me braindead, my brain is more alive than his at this point

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lol

heady river
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Something something pot something kettle something black.

viral hemlock
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Just block him like i did

marsh dirge
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hmmm

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mmmm

devout cliff
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Hmm, do I bother reading up?

heady river
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No.

marsh dirge
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gri.

peak condor
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@devout cliff does 3 star cougar matter or na?

marsh dirge
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@devout cliff it will be a waste of your tim..

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he's gonna

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keep asking that

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to everyone

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don't even give him a answer

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he's been like this all day

devout cliff
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Oof

peak condor
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i’ve asked u 3 times

mortal ocean
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What a time to be alive

viral hemlock
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I think he's like 12 be nice lol

marsh dirge
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If he's 12

peak condor
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ok fortnite pfp

heady river
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Unless you want a brain hemorrhage better leave this chat be for now. : v))

marsh dirge
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lets report him

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for breaking

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TOS

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:DDDD

mortal ocean
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I reported you for spam

marsh dirge
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doesn’t look like fortnite to me

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LOL

mortal ocean
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Jk

marsh dirge
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Reports user to discord TOS for spam

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funny how

peak condor
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why do

marsh dirge
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that rule doens't even exist

peak condor
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you talk

marsh dirge
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in the TOS

peak condor
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like

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this

marsh dirge
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wdym?

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You're doing it right now

peak condor
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yeah

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why do u talk like that

marsh dirge
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I'm talking normal as you can see.

peak condor
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a

marsh dirge
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What be a normal human in socitiy?

peak condor
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just to make things faster

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i see

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i do that too

marsh dirge
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Maybe it's because.

mortal ocean
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Absolute chaos

marsh dirge
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I'm a good human

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who belongs here

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: D

peak condor
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so when i enter the barn it was just push left stick forward and tap a yeah

marsh dirge
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cough

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nope

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wrong

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all wrong

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I got a tip for ya

haughty radish
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Rugged

peak condor
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right thanks

marsh dirge
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Watch the video.

haughty radish
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Are you sick

peak condor
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doing it now

marsh dirge
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I legit said

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it was wrong

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Lol

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@haughty radish he has tb

peak condor
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which means it’s right

marsh dirge
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stay away

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@peak condor no means no

peak condor
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mhm

marsh dirge
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what even is this server tbh

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You must have horse sh it for brains

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2 tards arguing while 1 tard is actively denying being a tard

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tard-ception

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hey sir

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im not a tard

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no fr

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im not

devout cliff
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Time to change subject, hopefully

I opened the mk server by accident, and was wondering why tf everyone was talking about raider

heady river
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Tard-ception.

marsh dirge
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im a Intellectual compared to Brushless

steady mesa
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Settle it with a duel

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Pistols at noon

marsh dirge
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that im going to win

steady mesa
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Cmon

heady river
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"intellectual"
doesn't use "an" in front of a vowel.

marsh dirge
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@heady river ok grammar nazi stfu

steady mesa
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Igor is game

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So

marsh dirge
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Igor nearly gets rekt even tho he uses dual lemats and I use a cattleman

steady mesa
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Who's yeller

heady river
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no

marsh dirge
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@steady mesa i use one lemat

steady mesa
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Fight Igor unless yer yella

marsh dirge
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you use two cattlemens

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Lmaooo

steady mesa
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do eeet

heady river
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I use a machete.

steady mesa
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He's waiting

marsh dirge
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hey uhh can I go run to the store real quick?

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ok?

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ok

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i'l be like

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uhh

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5 minutes?

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brb

steady mesa
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Yes

marsh dirge
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?afk existing at a store

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ooh ok frick u dyno

peak condor
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how embarrassing

steady mesa
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So

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Who's the unlucky feller Igor gonna face

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I forget

heady river
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Rugged, obviously.

steady mesa
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Oh yeah

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Better record it too

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I wanna see

heady river
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Definitely not me because I refuse to use guns in a duel. So I usually lose.

steady mesa
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Tbh bare hands are pretty op

marsh dirge
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ok before i go

steady mesa
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Choking players out man

marsh dirge
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i legit don't cre

heady river
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I just run with a machete.

marsh dirge
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about this

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at all

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like

steady mesa
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Igor

marsh dirge
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I wanna get a snack

heady river
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Then stop talking about it.

marsh dirge
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and sleep

steady mesa
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It's okay to be emotionally invested

heady river
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Quit being a child lmao.

marsh dirge
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@heady river he's the one that brung up duels

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LOL

steady mesa
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All your hopes and dreams

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It's okay

marsh dirge
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...

steady mesa
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This one duel

marsh dirge
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Ok can you please not be annoying

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and shut up.

steady mesa
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Means everything

marsh dirge
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..

steady mesa
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EVERYTHING

marsh dirge
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Blocked, im not even gonna argue

steady mesa
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You'll be forever a joke

heady river
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It's the world heavyweight title MATCH

steady mesa
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But that won't happen

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Because I believe in you

heady river
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He blocks you but won't block brushless. k e k

steady mesa
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Lol

peak condor
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he loves me really

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he’s a freak in the dms

heady river
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Apparently so.

steady mesa
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In a sexual way?

heady river
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All the ways.

devout cliff
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Fbi? Hello?

steady mesa
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A woman

heady river
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I knew an FBI agent who would try to pick up underage girls online.

steady mesa
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LOL

devout cliff
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UH

heady river
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FBI can't even save you.

steady mesa
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Not from yourself

heady river
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Trust no one.

steady mesa
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Listen folks

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Don't abuse yourselves

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You don't enjoy it

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It's unlawful

marsh dirge
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anyone else get bored of shooting random people in towns

steady mesa
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Mike

heady river
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Never.

steady mesa
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Listen

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You gotta be subtle

devout cliff
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Everyday I'm in Valentine, there's always a massacre of law and cillivans

steady mesa
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Pick the fight

heady river
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Tomahawk to the skullzone.

marsh dirge
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it's really hard, but if you shoot someone right they'll get up and bleed out everywhere for a while and that's fun to watch

steady mesa
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Steal stuff, point guns at players, stalk them with a hatchet, and run into the way of their horses

heady river
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Throat shots are nice on people.

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I love watching them clench their neck.

marsh dirge
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i had this glitch the other day where i shot a deer and it just stood there with a constant waterfall of blood pouring out of it

heady river
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I had something like that happen to an elk.

marsh dirge
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ok back

heady river
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But it just stood back up and started eating.

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It was amusing.

marsh dirge
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lol

devout cliff
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Animals dgaf anymore

marsh dirge
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anyone wanna play rdo?

devout cliff
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"Bullet in my skull? šŸ–•šŸ»"

marsh dirge
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one time i accidentally ran over one of those recipients that you give things to when you're done with missions and i was suddenly able to shoot them but they wouldnt die

heady river
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I used it to get some nice nature-y pictures.

marsh dirge
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so i shot him, knifed him, blew him up, set him on fire, hogtied him and threw him off a cliff

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nothing worked lol

viral hemlock
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Can they please fix these $ glitches 😭

heady river
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I loved getting hogtied and thrown off of cliffs. Because if you broke out at the right time the untying animation would take precedence and you'd survive.

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So many confused and angry people.

marsh dirge
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I hate the white death screen, I want to see my god dang death

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go into first person while falling

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its great

viral hemlock
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This game is literally unplayable rn 😭

marsh dirge
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It's playable

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People are just doing glitches

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lol

haughty radish
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Oh great

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A griefer

mortal ocean
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100k or bust

heady river
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Is it me?

viral hemlock
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I can't stop 😭

haughty radish
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Just what I needed

marsh dirge
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@haughty radish i hate the ones that are in defensive mode just to kill you

heady river
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Explosives kill all.

steady mesa
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Brah

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Defensive mode is best played offensively

heady river
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Can't be griefed if you grief the griefer.

steady mesa
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Ram your horse into theirs

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Instant karmaless spree

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Nobody else bugs you

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Free aim with dual sawed offs

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So nice

orchid pollen
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some of these greifers hav terrible aim thou

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lol

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even with auto aim

steady mesa
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Yes lol

marsh dirge
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true

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what does it have to do with aim lol

heady river
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How does one not aim right with auto aim?

marsh dirge
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sometimes the auto aim throws me off

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The factor comes from whoever can flick up the joystick faster

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lol

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.

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ok

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better name

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Or if someone uses a carbine repeater then they get rekt

orchid pollen
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dynamite arrow always wins šŸ˜Ž

pale kraken
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any npc that has a shotgun should suck it

marsh dirge
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wdym

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they know

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how to

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protect their lawn

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@pale kraken

peak condor
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i don’t understand this dupe i’m doing the video but it either teleports me to another part of the map or my guy isn’t on his horse anymore

pale kraken
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they can just get a gatling gun

marsh dirge
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@peak condor well J stone is using a ps4

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So it's probs not gonna work

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šŸ˜‚

peak condor
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using emojis

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also no

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there’s people clearly doing it

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there’s cougars outside of the stables and people with cougars at the butcher

mortal ocean
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It's patched

peak condor
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rad no it’s not bro

haughty radish
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wat

why is my panther invisible

mortal ocean
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That was nice while it lasted

heady river
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bro it's patched

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also lol you're a peepee role now

peak condor
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okay

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also it’s not patched

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there’s people doing it in the game rn

heady river
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you sure?

marsh dirge
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you’re piss role like jimmy

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how does it feel

heady river
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lol piss role piss role

haughty radish
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Aaaand now my horse is invisible

marsh dirge
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I’m avenging jimmy

mortal ocean
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I'm jk

marsh dirge
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someone stole my house again

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I need another box I guess

heady river
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You guys ever sweat so much your testicles are like niagara falls?

marsh dirge
heady river
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Because, I sure as hell am.

marsh dirge
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@marsh dirge wanna do it with me?

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it's actually a good glitch

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Ever had your butthole sweat and try running

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No

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what

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WHAT

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that message tho

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I only play rdo on weekends

heady river
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Butthole sweat? Buddy I live in Florida, my ass is a mire.

marsh dirge
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I live in wisconsin which is basically Canada in winter

peak condor
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the dupe takes like a minute how is this any good

marsh dirge
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Oh im sorry sir

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is my help not helping you? I'm so sorry that you don't know how to work ur X B O X controller correctly

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???

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Wot

heady river
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Is my help not helping you of whom are not the intended audience for the help being directed towards my fellow Sony consumers.

marsh dirge
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.

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lol

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ok J Stone makes good glitch videos. Only one thing I gotta complain about

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The thumbnails are shit ok gn guys

mortal ocean
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Gn brah

zenith talon
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The burger I just ate destroyed any chance of late night RDO. Gn cowpokes

peak condor
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rad gimme a hand

devout cliff
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I leave ash for 5 minutes to eat some 9pm breakfast, and she gets mauled by a bear

peak condor
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this dupe just doesn’t make any sense

mortal ocean
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Lol this solo one works

marsh dirge
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it does

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it does make sense..

mortal ocean
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Now me and my gf can do it at the same time :')

marsh dirge
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.

peak condor
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well i guess while everyone made thousands i made 50 dollars

marsh dirge
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ok

peak condor
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are you still here

marsh dirge
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ok

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Cuss filter lmao

peak condor
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ugh they changed it again

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pussy mods

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meh

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you saw it

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don’t care

marsh dirge
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Also it's funny how you tried to call me retar ded yet you were so autistic to the point you couldn't watch a simple video that even a 5 year old can even see and get through their skull. And legit begged like 5 different people including me for help.

peak condor
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@mortal ocean

marsh dirge
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And when everyone was giving you help, or attempted to, you decided to be a prick. So it's you're problem

peak condor
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no you literally told everyone to not help me

marsh dirge
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Yeah after the fact the people who you even asked

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told you

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to do the same

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exact thing

peak condor
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ur delusional

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why are u still going

marsh dirge
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LOL

peak condor
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stop

marsh dirge
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You legit called me re tarded after me saying ok

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of course it got deleted

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but that doesn't matter.

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No circumventing the bot @marsh dirge

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@marsh dirge ...

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Just being a contributing member to society

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Oh no, I ain't finding my way around a stupid person. I already found my way past them.

steady matrix
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Calm down luigi

marsh dirge
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.

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Christ this filter.

devout cliff
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...

marsh dirge
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Yeah before you asked who and what happned.

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I said ok after brushless said something, and he started his crap

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ima just go to other chats.

marsh dirge
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who are you talking to?

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I'm saying it in general just incase people go what happened or some related sh it to that

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He isn’t even talking lol

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.

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Im saying it

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IN GENERAL

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Except no one cares

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If you don't care, why are you responding then?

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Ima just leave

orchid pollen
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😬

marsh dirge
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Yeah im tired so cough good night

orchid pollen
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lol theres a lv 209 dude in my co op mission

steady mesa
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Just put up a vid of shit that just went down

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Rando tried to surprise knife me

orchid pollen
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sick vid

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if that was me I'd probley let him kill me then come back with dynamite arrows šŸ˜

hallow surge
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random question, hoping for some help or confirmation i'm not the only one...

free roam seems fine, if I try to matchmake as any of the showdown series it's just infinite loading screen with the rotating revolver thingy in the corner on PS4

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anyone else having this happen?

orchid pollen
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not that i know of

hallow surge
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on the weekend i played for like 4 hours no issues, today it's just a no go completely, even restarting the app no change

orchid pollen
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then again i never try pvp matchs so i wouldnt know if they worked or not xD

narrow jolt
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Is there a reason I can’t view or buy anything from the clothing catalogue?

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I fixed it I just had to......leave and come back

hallow surge
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I really enjoyed the new sort of control area showdown team mode

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it was a lot of fun on the weekend, wanted to to do more but the game seems to disagree with me today

orchid pollen
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daarn, yea

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lol i need to ask someone who is full evil so i can 100% the ,mission

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that and the bank heist sounds so fun

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why all the fun missions be evil xD

tough cypress
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Anyone doing the duplication glitch currently and if so can I join and pick up 2 of them

hallow surge
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ooooh i wonder if that's why i cant do some rando missions if they're good / bad

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i'm maxed good i think

orchid pollen
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yep

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lol

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we both gotta find us a evil cowboi xD

winged ember
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annoys me that turning off your UI doesn't turn off your weapon inspect menu

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can't get any good pics of my guns

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reeee

orchid pollen
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ahh haha ik what you mean

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xD

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anyone know whats the difference between a poisoned arrow and a normal one?

winged ember
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probably does less initial damage but has damage over time

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just an assumption tho

orchid pollen
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it be cool if it makes you get that drunken vision on impact

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and also you can't tell if its a friendly or bad guy

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but as an arrow be kinda OP with the distince so maybe a blow dart gun

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stats effects haha

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got to get close casue the range sucks

narrow jolt
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How do I activate passive mode I’ve been killed twice for doing nothing

orchid pollen
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you mean def mode?

narrow jolt
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Yeah sure 🤧

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Haven’t cared about this game in like two months,,,,

orchid pollen
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in online options via left D pad

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tap*

winged ember
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you gotta wait 30 seconds to enable and disable

orchid pollen
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it might take 10 sec to kick in once you atcite it

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use*

narrow jolt
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I don’t see options

orchid pollen
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really

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?

narrow jolt
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Ok my game just crashed

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Well

orchid pollen
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i'll get screen grabs for you in media if u want

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its easier to see then explain lol

narrow jolt
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No I can find it when my game decides to work

orchid pollen
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ahh kk

winged ember
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it's in the bottom of the left dpad menu

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you have to scroll down to make it show up

weak shoal
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Terribly basic question, but I'm coming over from GTAO and wondering what the typical game flow is in RDO? Again, dumb question but what's the sort of "default" way folks mess around online?

marsh dirge
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<be me

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<play large showdown series

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<rank 35

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<top 5 placements in rank

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<276, 89, 35, 483, 109

orchid pollen
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well

marsh dirge
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<idk why i do this

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idk how i do this

winged ember
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GTA online but slightly slower

marsh dirge
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im just a 13 year old kid

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with a litchfield

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yet i cap people

winged ember
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ya know, due to the lack of Hydras and orbitals

weak shoal
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Really sorry, but I'm a noob so I'm not quite following if you're responding to me @marsh dirge

marsh dirge
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so

orchid pollen
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can you define game flow

marsh dirge
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there are online matchmaking games

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uhhh

heady river
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context please

marsh dirge
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@orchid pollen saint denis most wanted

weak shoal
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And @winged ember That's a solid comparison

orchid pollen
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give me a ruff example so i can reply

marsh dirge
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the end

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so in red dead online

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love the new sadie and jake missions. its good to have more up there

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there are match making

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for online competetive

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like combat, territory, ctf, etc.

weak shoal
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It sounds like it's just a bit more based in the actual matchmaking, then. I'll just mess with that for a bit.

marsh dirge
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and there are leaderboards, and its based on KDR, and contributions to your team (defends, captures, etc.)

#

oh yeah

#

so its really

#

there is a lot of strategy in online

#

for example:

#

my favorite

heady river
#

I wouldn't say RDO is comparable to GTAO except for maybe the core gameplay loop and grinding? But even then it has very large deviations like hunting being a main source of supplementary income combined with freemode missions. The gun play is slower and more methodical, less spastic and twitchy. Obviously the lack of space technology plays in as well.

marsh dirge
#

equip shotgun, pin someone down, unpin, while they try to get up blast them, hope no one caps you

orchid pollen
#

well i'm lv 117 and my game flow is spam co op missions, sometimes chill in free roam and see what other poeple do and or intearct with them, buy new fashion, guns, wait for new missions

#

lol

marsh dirge
#

i got 400 dollars on a story mssion that was short

#

i love how people try to grief

weak shoal
#

Super useful to know about the pacing, and not unwelcome. Thanks for sharing how you all play

marsh dirge
#

like they shoot me when i ride into town

#

soooo

#

i shoot their horse

orchid pollen
#

oh and the endless quest to get in game cash cause everything cost cash

marsh dirge
#

then i shoot them

#

for about 10 minutes

heady river
#

My game flow is human hunting.

winged ember
#

i've been attacked alot less since the beta so, that is something

marsh dirge
#

bro just have a mum that allows you to get a bank account

#

and also participate in promotions for rdo

#

and get gold metals in story missions

orchid pollen
#

yea, they're haiv gold bar per lv

heady river
#

But I spend all my money on my drug addiction.

marsh dirge
#

well

orchid pollen
#

well i can't help u there

marsh dirge
#

uhh

#

use gold on cocain gum in rdo

#

pretend like you're getting high

heady river
#

Fun fact.

#

Cocaine has one legitimate medical use.

#

Stopping nose bleeds.

marsh dirge
#

i thought you were gonna say

#

like heart problems

orchid pollen
#

yea they use in in medial practice or somethin right

marsh dirge
#

and other useful things that the coco plant can be used for

orchid pollen
#

a really pure form of it

marsh dirge
#

"nah nosebleds"

heady river
#

Well it's the listed usage for it.

marsh dirge
#

hang on imma enter ingocnito and google it

orchid pollen
#

lol

heady river
#

Oddly enough LSD has no official use although trials with sufferers of PTSD have shown that microdosing helps them a lot.

marsh dirge
#

anesthetic

#

is a way of cocain usage

orchid pollen
#

google is watching xD

#

jk lol

marsh dirge
#

wait how did we get from rdo competetive to cocain usage

orchid pollen
#

idk u tell me

heady river
#

Are they not connected?

#

Have you seen how seriously some people take it?

marsh dirge
#

uh

heady river
#

Try telling me they aren't on cocaine.

#

I dare you.

orchid pollen
marsh dirge
#

im a 13 year old asian kid living in a very safe, liberal and white town

#

never seen cocain

#

irl

orchid pollen
#

it looks like suger, thats all ik

marsh dirge
#

ive seen cocain on media

heady river
#

lol i used to be the only one who could cut a line worth a damn at my high school

marsh dirge
#

but never in real life

#

some kids got suspended for like 2 weeks at my school

#

for vaping

devout cliff
#

Ew

heady river
#

Ew.

orchid pollen
#

ew?

heady river
#

Vaping is gross.

marsh dirge
#

Wow your school actually takes action on vaping?

#

Vapes are a teen pacifier

#

if it werent for vapes kids wouldnt know what fruit taste like!

#

i mena

#

mean*

#

makes sense

orchid pollen
#

lol vaping is just another way of amkin the younger crowd smoke

heady river
#

Exactly.

marsh dirge
#

i used to like

orchid pollen
#

you heard they had to crack down on all the "fun" flaovers

marsh dirge
#

drink sleeping oil

#

and almost die

#

tastes weird

heady river
#

The nicotine is more concentrated in vape fluid, no?

marsh dirge
#

yeah

steady mesa
#

Vape THC

marsh dirge
#

nicotine with water

#

THC

#

uhh add some fruit flavors

#

and bam

steady mesa
#

Some wax

marsh dirge
#

vibrant colors, glowy

#

pretty lights

#

and you get a vape pen

#

or a juul idk

heady river
#

It's all just predatory business.

marsh dirge
#

capitalism

heady river
#

Capitalism that exists by grooming children into smokers. kek

marsh dirge
#

yeah i have an idea

#

lets ruin lives by selling things that are only 5 bucks a piece

#

to little children that might do weed later

steady mesa
#

Some tips

#

Save time if you need dynamite, drop into a quick mission to buy ammo rather than traveling to a fence.

heady river
#

Smoking weed is honestly far less harmful in the long term. As the only addiction is purely psychological.

#

and yes

steady mesa
#

If you need fat, go to Flatneck Station

heady river
#

using missions for ammo is a smart thing

steady mesa
#

Pig pen with five hogs, always there

marsh dirge
#

Heartland Overflow is better for fats

#

3 dollars at trewalny's home

#

geese and ducks, all the time

#

and 2 earrings

#

and a watch

#

good cash

steady mesa
#

You don't know how fast it is to get these hogs

heady river
#

Ducks are kind of a pain to shoot.

marsh dirge
#

i once went to a random tent in the forest and 15 bears came out of nowhere

steady mesa
#

Equip tomahawk, throw pick up, takes 15 seconds to nail them all

marsh dirge
#

or use dynamite

steady mesa
#

Skin them all and hop servers for more

marsh dirge
#

use a corpse to lure them in the middle

steady mesa
#

Or dynamite

#

Yes

marsh dirge
#

and boom

#

best thing about rd in general

#

typing people up, making them beg for their life

#

chop of their limbs and blow their head off with a shotgun

#

feed their body to the pigs

#

blow pigs up

#

see blood go everywhere

steady mesa
#

I always teabag the players I hogtie

marsh dirge
#

ahahahahaa

steady mesa
#

and I always hogtie because I got slippery bastard

marsh dirge
#

most people that try to kill me

#

ended up being the prey

#

cause they use bolt actions

#

and need express ammo

steady mesa
#

If they don't kill me instantly, they're f'd.

marsh dirge
#

lol

#

when youre playing an online match

#

and you have chance

#

but you get a hatshot

#

and he aims his gun at you

steady mesa
#

By default I usually don't go for headshots on strangers

marsh dirge
#

dive dive dive dive dive cmon dive NOOO

steady mesa
#

They may not die in one go

#

Buuut

marsh dirge
#

deadeye or the hat protection

steady mesa
#

That's also why you check abilities

marsh dirge
#

ive realized

steady mesa
#

If they don't got NWO, they can go eat shit

marsh dirge
#

that since red dead is cheaper

#

than when it first release (i pre ordered(

#

a lot of noobs arise

#

i literally camped outside spawn for a ctf gamemode

#

upped my KDR to like 5

#

15*

steady mesa
#

I can't stand the minigames

marsh dirge
#

free roam?

steady mesa
#

Spawns and people off radar

#

It's annoying

marsh dirge
#

i mean

steady mesa
#

I like free roam because I can react to everyone

marsh dirge
#

if someone is trying to be an assassin

#

they can hide in deadly silence

steady mesa
#

Nobody gets the drop because of a lucky spawn

marsh dirge
#

true

steady mesa
#

Assassin lol

#

Best way?

marsh dirge
#

hide in tree on tall trees

#

or alleyway saint denis

winged ember
#

just realized
I was recording
fat 40 minute recording

marsh dirge
#

I do know it's much slower than the geese and ducks.

steady mesa
#

Go defensive with dual sawed offs and free aim quickdraw them point blank

marsh dirge
#

i remember

heady river
#

pew pew goes the bangsticks

steady mesa
#

Nobody can deal with that unless they run or blow up

marsh dirge
#

i managed to dodge a dual wield sawed off shot

#

all four of them

#

how bad do you have to be

#

to miss all four at close range

#

you have aimbot

orchid pollen
#

lol i once got a dude with a damn rifle missed me by black range

#

like how

marsh dirge
#

i just hate kids that just think that shotgun rushing is the best idea

#

like

#

heartland oil fields

#

some kid with new pump action

steady mesa
#

Bruh

marsh dirge
#

i headshot him 9 times

#

still determined

steady mesa
#

With slippery bastard, everyone misses you

marsh dirge
#

not always

#

i managed to headshot someone with that perk on

#

i dont know how

heady river
#

Slippery bastard, machete, of single purpose. What is there better in life?

marsh dirge
#

5 pigs for the price of 10 geese and ducks, plus zero witnesses for animal cruelty, no bounties, plus xp for killing the birds (none for the pigs)

steady mesa
#

Blind luck or godly skill is an exception, but

marsh dirge
#

i mean

#

im good with scoped guns

spark cosmos
#

I just hide in a corner and wait for my victim to get surprised by my blast.

marsh dirge
#

somehow

#

and more money at the butcher after

steady mesa
#

Skill can only take you so far when they can flicker Slippery Bastard and hit you first

marsh dirge
#

maybe its that sleeping oil i drank

spark cosmos
#

Any way to earn money fast?

orchid pollen
#

winnig streak and big game also benefit from melee too

spark cosmos
#

Without hunting for 3 hours getting only 50 dollars.

steady mesa
#

Can't beat autoaim with natural skill

marsh dirge
#

@spark cosmos story missions, micro transactions, free roam missions, online matchmaking, fishing

#

aim for the biggest fish in lakes

#

or swamps

spark cosmos
#

Which is the best location for fishing?

marsh dirge
#

lagras is the best

heady river
#

free roam missions honestly are better for money

marsh dirge
#

close to rhodes

spark cosmos
#

Alright.

marsh dirge
#

has things ready for you

#

has a bait shop

#

even though its dark

spark cosmos
#

Can you sell the fish at the bait shop?

marsh dirge
#

no fear for alligators tho

#

no

#

only butchers

orchid pollen
#

i fish the samoon at the thing dat looks like a... you know what on map

marsh dirge
#

but a 14-20 lb fish would go for

#

8 bucks each

spark cosmos
#

Does online have nightfolk?

orchid pollen
#

salmon*

heady river
#

hehe peepee

spark cosmos
#

Ready to kill in case.

orchid pollen
#

lol

marsh dirge
#

so spend just 3 mintues of your life

#

getting a fish

#

you can get shot

#

when youre fishing

#

you cant*

bright viper
#

Cant play with my friend missions because we get disconnected sometimes it's getting annoying.....

heady river
#

No nightfolk, only raiders.

spark cosmos
#

They should do something where you are immune to shots and everything while fishing.

marsh dirge
#

you are

#

and you can turn on defensive mode

#

lol

bright viper
#

What's funny is rdo is also out of beta but they didn't fix the shitty DC error

orchid pollen
#

well if you got def mode on they can't lasso u

marsh dirge
#

defensive mode: you cant get locked on, you take 1/2 damage

orchid pollen
#

still can kill u thou lol

heady river
#

Then people would find a way to buffer that immunity onto a non fishing state and be immortal.

spark cosmos
#

By the words of shrek "Can you stop crashing? FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?"

marsh dirge
#

?

spark cosmos
#

Stole that from Reddit.

marsh dirge
#

k...

#

you are god moded when near a retailer or a fast travel point

#

or when you fish

#

retailer inclludes handheld catalogue

orchid pollen
#

@marsh dirge yee, tried the dynamite arrow, a dude in def mode lived 2 shots if it

spark cosmos
#

I was once fishing and an asshole shot my horse.

orchid pollen
#

too bad i shot fast šŸ˜

heady river
#

I dunno about the catalogue.

marsh dirge
#

they pay the fee

#

@spark cosmos your horse just dies and comes back

heady river
#

I've exploded people before when they were in it.

spark cosmos
#

I know.

marsh dirge
#

since another player killed it

#

they pay the fee and lose honor

orchid pollen
#

"a fee" you mean 50 cents? xD

spark cosmos
#

And gain hostility I believe.

marsh dirge
#

no

#

you only gain hostility

spark cosmos
#

No, 4 dollars.

marsh dirge
#

when you are pressed charges

heady river
#

4 dollars is ez to make back though.

orchid pollen
#

thats still so little

marsh dirge
#

bruh

spark cosmos
#

I think they should have a bigger punishment.

devout cliff
#

HANG THE BASTARD

orchid pollen
#

make it like 100 bucks and people will theink twice before causin some troble xD

marsh dirge
#

is it normall for me to wear a finnish military uniform in bayou nwa

spark cosmos
#

Yes.

marsh dirge
#

i literally have a full while winter coat and cap

orchid pollen
#

if they do that people get mad thou

marsh dirge
#

in the swamps

orchid pollen
#

lol

spark cosmos
#

If someone kills someone and they press charges that person gets an 100 dollar bounty.

bright viper
#

Can we report the rockstar the annoying disconnection error happening since 2018....

orchid pollen
#

but yea i do agree it needs to me more, the bounty thing

marsh dirge
#

it hasnt happened to me today

#

it sometimes happened when im trying to join a game

steady mesa
#

Happened to me

spark cosmos
#

I hate random killers.

marsh dirge
#

but not always

steady mesa
#

Several times other day

#

Twice today

spark cosmos
#

Sometimes most of griefers one shot me with a shotgun.

devout cliff
#

Imagine getting disconnected from Red Dead. lul

spark cosmos
#

All the griefers I encountered used a shotgun to one shot me.

marsh dirge
#

you know how its kind of an jumpscare when your game crashes

bright viper
#

I'm sick of this garbage

marsh dirge
#

just a loud noise and everything freezes

#

some kid ran up to me

#

shot me

#

and my game crashed

bright viper
#

And they say it's out of beta

spark cosmos
#

More like a frustration jumpscare.

marsh dirge
#

no

orchid pollen
#

what if the random kills was creative?

marsh dirge
#

i literally jumped

orchid pollen
#

xD

marsh dirge
#

hit my shin

#

and died irl

#

chat dies in a second

#

oof

steady mesa
#

Random kills a problem? Get SB or SNS and NWO

#

As long as you have decent reflexes, no prob

spark cosmos
#

Once in a game named Oblivion I once got an bugged item and when I tried dropping it the game crashed with the screen turning black it made me scared.

marsh dirge
#

you have mere

#

seconds to live

#

lol

spark cosmos
#

I just go on my horse and mow them down with a shotgun.

winged ember
#

we them stuck-in-the-swamp-with-no-ammo bois

steady mesa
#

A second goes a long way

marsh dirge
#

i asked some guy in my school

#

why he quit rdo

#

he says that its boring and its full of trols

orchid pollen
#

thats the best haha, they learn thou, they go for the horse now

marsh dirge
#

and that all he does is shoot up saint denis

spark cosmos
#

Funny, no one I know plays RDR2.

orchid pollen
#

we need horse armor

marsh dirge
#

yeah

orchid pollen
#

šŸ˜‚

marsh dirge
#

like the one in fol's gold

#

fools*

#

make the crusade

#

happen

#

imagine if they release armor

#

everyone wearing crusader uniform

#

in rhodes

spark cosmos
#

Everyone I know just plays Fortnite A.K.A. Fartnut.

marsh dirge
#

burning everything down

orchid pollen
#

lol

marsh dirge
#

like the kk

#

in story mode

steady mesa
#

Fortnite is a true blue children's game

marsh dirge
#

if you press the buttom

spark cosmos
#

"I don't want to set the WOOOORLD on FIIRRRRRRRRREEE."

marsh dirge
#

fortnite dies, but you die too

#

a soul for a soul

spark cosmos
#

I hope anyone remembers that song.

steady mesa
#

Corporate America has no soul

marsh dirge
#

yea

#

children detention

orchid pollen
#

i wonder how would people react if someone modded the triple k cloths from single player and use it in online

marsh dirge
#

shootings

#

drugs

#

hard labor

#

sounds like a good country

steady mesa
#

Fortnite

orchid pollen
#

porbly get hunted 24/7

#

xD

marsh dirge
#

my school still has some kids talking about fortnite

#

but its getting better

#

more minecraft and apex

#

miencraft is making a return

#

10 year anniverssary

#

but little kids in my school

#

play rdo

#

i only know like 4 kds that have rdr

spark cosmos
#

I hate Fortnite I swear that game is dying slowly because of the little kids whining about how their game is the "best" when the game is just repetitively, Jumping off a flying bus, landing on the same place 100 times and getting the same guns and die repeat and it goes like this...How do people like this game?

steady mesa
#

Tell them to buy Red Dead

#

A man's game, full of alcohol, blood, animals, and microtransactions

marsh dirge
#

bruh

#

all the kids in my school

#

want vapes, cocks/pussies, coffee, and good grades

spark cosmos
#

The only people who play RDR2 only play online they never felt the awsomeness of the Single Player.

marsh dirge
#

except for me

#

i want beer and games

#

and pussy

steady mesa
#

They're too young for half that and too stupid for the rest

spark cosmos
#

Most people I know are spoiled rich assholes.

marsh dirge
#

and good grades

#

i literally spent 10 minutes of my life

#

solving ax^2+bx+C=0

#

which turns out to be quadratic formula

spark cosmos
#

Brain.exe has stopped working.

#

Too much maths does not compute.

marsh dirge
#

yes i asiannn

#

yes i do mat

#

yes i bad engrish grade

spark cosmos
#

Warning: Big ass chemical burger explosion.

marsh dirge
#

c6h12o6

steady mesa
#

They say you learn unnecessary shit in school to develop a work ethic and critical thinking skills

#

However

marsh dirge
#

all i need to know

#

is multiplication

#

and addition for bills

steady mesa
#

It's really just so you get used to it and don't whine when colleges make you pay for that unnecessary shit

spark cosmos
#

Don't listen to the stupid SJWs they just want to get rid of the word "fun."

marsh dirge
#

you just need to know how to write and read

#

hell we should all just be survivalists again

#

no more technology

spark cosmos
#

SJWs don't know what the word "fun," is.

marsh dirge
#

like in rdr2

#

living in free country

#

apparantly

#

there is a part of the country in south america

#

its called

#

tahiti

#

people live on the land

steady mesa
#

SJWs have fragile egos

marsh dirge
#

its a place of opputunity

spark cosmos
#

America: Free Country!
Also America: We got Slaves!

tough cypress
#

Can u still buy the rare shotgun?

marsh dirge
#

yes

steady mesa
#

It's why they all look like pathetic freaks

marsh dirge
#

wait

#

yes

spark cosmos
#

Yep, checked to see if it was there when the LeMat got released.

marsh dirge
#

le mat

#

lemat

#

hmm

spark cosmos
#

I got 2 LeMat revolvers.

marsh dirge
#

its french

#

is the lemat good or is it for noobs

steady mesa
#

LeMat is a bit overrated

marsh dirge
#

cause its a shotgun revolver

spark cosmos
#

I actually called LeMats "Lee Matts."

steady mesa
#

You can just have a volcanic pistol and a shotgun to switch to

#

It's better lol

marsh dirge
#

really?

steady mesa
#

Yes

#

More accurate and more damaging

marsh dirge
#

i dual wield volcanics

#

already

spark cosmos
#

Meh, still like them.

marsh dirge
#

i just head shot all the time

#

and win

#

lemats?

#

more like

spark cosmos
#

I only use the revolver parts of the LeMats.

marsh dirge
#

"luh moats"

#

thats how i say it

spark cosmos
#

Never used the shotgun ones.

steady mesa
#

Dual sawed offs. I rush geeks down with slippery bastard and turn them into mush.

spark cosmos
#

I called them Lee Matts.

marsh dirge
#

no

spark cosmos
#

Do not judge me.

marsh dirge
#

here is good strat

steady mesa
#

flick it on and off

marsh dirge
#

euip sawed off

steady mesa
#

Lol

marsh dirge
#

pin someone down

#

dismiss them

#

but when they get back up

#

mow em down

steady mesa
#

You can run into a whole posse, and just flicker slippery on and off and autoaim them one by one

marsh dirge
#

i do that on name your weapon

spark cosmos
#

I used sawn offs in Single Player and it wasn't my type of gun so I stuck with my legendary Shofields.

marsh dirge
#

guys

spark cosmos
#

I actually kill every griefer in free aim.

marsh dirge
#

remember when varmint rifle

#

was op

spark cosmos
#

I use free aim to kill them.

steady mesa
#

Dual sawed offs or NO sawed offs

#

The accuracy is shite so you need all four shots unless it's point blank

marsh dirge
#

i actually have dual sawed offs

#

but i mainly use dual volcanics

spark cosmos
#

I prefer Dual Schofields in Single Player.

marsh dirge
#

what would you prefer

spark cosmos
#

Tried the Volcanics and they were so underrated.

marsh dirge
#

a fully upgraded repeating shotgun with slug

#

or lanchester

#

non upgraded

spark cosmos
#

I use a stock lanchaster.

steady mesa
#

I swear by volcanics