rdo-chat

[marsh dirge]

i exercise by just banging my head onto a rock solid surface

[delicate valley]

Well

[marsh dirge]

Is rdo fucked atm

[delicate valley]

Yeah

I hope you don't have a headache

[marsh dirge]

how

[delicate valley]

I don't think it is handy to bang your head to a rock

[wise jewel]

@signal anchor in England there are these crispy biscuit bars with tons of Nutella in the middle, that would be suitable for them lmao

[marsh dirge]

I was On my way to rhodes to do alden missions, and i was killed by a rank 250, then when i respawned i was surrounded by 4 rank 230-250’s, they killed me i put my mic on and asked why

[wise jewel]

@marsh dirge sucks to suck

[marsh dirge]

They said one of them is doing missions while the others get xp killing ppl

[dense hollow]

Why ask?

[marsh dirge]

just dodge

don’t get shot

[dense hollow]

Best dodge is server hop

[signal anchor]

i dunno why but i just can't get into nutella like some of the poeple i know

[marsh dirge]

I don’t like melted chocolate

I server hopped but thats how bored ppl

best dodge is me yanking my xbox out from under the tv to ensure that all cords are disconnected

[wise jewel]

I prefer jam

[marsh dirge]

ngl

[dense hollow]

I’m not crazy about it either, but then again my palate for sweet has changed a lot in my old age

[marsh dirge]

[signal anchor]

PS is getting a new round of early release stuff

how do xbox people feel about that @dense hollow ?

[wise jewel]

A couple of times I'll just bring some homemade jam with me

[dense hollow]

Annoyed, since they didn’t keep within the 30 days last time lol.

[wise jewel]

But I prefer the Russian Fruit punch: Kompot

[dense hollow]

It was something like 36-40 days before we got the stuff

[marsh dirge]

Online needs new content bad

[wise jewel]

Yeah there were liek twelve days or something liek that

[marsh dirge]

The same copy and pasted missions are boring

[dense hollow]

You do realize there’s an update tomorrow, yes? @marsh dirge

[wise jewel]

There is new content coming tomorrow

[marsh dirge]

Its driving ppl mad

Free roam content

Not pvp

[dense hollow]

There is?

[signal anchor]

@dense hollow you could always get yourself a sweet PS4 and start playingthere :)

[marsh dirge]

i cant wait for those griefers to just get spunked on

[dense hollow]

I should

[wise jewel]

They literally said they were adding new pvp game modes

[marsh dirge]

Whats the new free roam content

[dense hollow]

I have a lot of crap to save for rn tho

[marsh dirge]

Not pvp content

Free roam

Needs

Content

[dense hollow]

Being in a relationship is fucking draining on the wallet

@marsh dirge

Read

[signal anchor]

free roam is gonna have new conent

[dense hollow]

Patch

Notes

[signal anchor]

content*

challenges and stuff

[delicate valley]

Tomorrow there is a new update wat will make it harder to grief

[marsh dirge]

people still have relationships in 2019 lol?

[signal anchor]

and isn't gold rush a free roam thing?

[wise jewel]

Read 👏 the 👏 newswire 👏 posts 👏

[signal anchor]

or fool's gold?

whatever that new mode is

[dense hollow]

Complaining about shit that’s literally on the screen to read

[marsh dirge]

That is so lame im talking about missions and such

[wise jewel]

@signal anchor it's a free roam event from what I remember

[marsh dirge]

Not events

[wise jewel]

Then call them missions not free roam

👏

[dense hollow]

Missions are forthcoming L2patience

[marsh dirge]

Ok missions

[signal anchor]

yeah well still

[marsh dirge]

Ah fuck my dog smells like corn

[dense hollow]

Lol?

[signal anchor]

is that a turn-off for you?

[marsh dirge]

What level ru guys

30

[delicate valley]

10

[near sparrow]

can I eat your dog

[signal anchor]

when you are sniffing your dog, what scent do you prefer?

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow go ahead

@signal anchor good scent

[delicate valley]

but i started Last week

[dense hollow]

Lol asshole or corn?

[marsh dirge]

Im 142

my dog usually smells like flowers

[signal anchor]

im like 205 i think

[near sparrow]

I’m 35

[dense hollow]

Still not 100 yet

[queen wadi]

I’m 69 lol gottem

[wise jewel]

My dog usually smells liek bones sinse he has been buried in my garden for six years

[signal anchor]

you'd be over 100 if you were on PS4 because you'd be hanging out with me more :)

[dense hollow]

Lol true

[vital forge]

i need to hop in the game more lol

been like 2-3 weeks since i've played

[near sparrow]

I only started playing online 2 weeks ago lmao

[marsh dirge]

205 jesus christ

[signal anchor]

been over a week for me. i had to take a damn break i wsa getting burnt out and there's an update coming

[wise jewel]

Btw @signal anchor I'm never gonna forget that seven gold and blue jumpsuit

[marsh dirge]

ROSIE HOW ARE YOU HIGHER omg

[signal anchor]

i didn't even know you were snake LOL

[marsh dirge]

i was ahead of rosie by like 10 ranks and then she just became a fucking addict

[near sparrow]

whenever I’m solo grinding missions I go and hunt while waiting to turn the thing in

gets me a shit ton of xp

[signal anchor]

i did that a lot but with a posse

[queen wadi]

woah

[vital forge]

when the update comes tomorrow i'll maybe start playing more

[marsh dirge]

i don't even have any friends to play with

[signal anchor]

i'm excited for doing missions with this new radar system.

[vital forge]

i just got bored really quickly because nothing is drawing me back to the free roam

[near sparrow]

and focusing on the challenge things, get like 600 from them for the higher ones

[signal anchor]

rolling up on a mission is going to be more fun :D

[marsh dirge]

im stuck doing missions by myself and getting bombarded by level 100 and ups

[signal anchor]

GIMME THAT BAG SON

[marsh dirge]

no

[near sparrow]

I don’t know anyone that’s even close to my Timezone that plays, makes it so much harder lol

[wise jewel]

Especially becuase I usually ride with my entire gang of like twelve, the targeting thing they hinted will be useful aswell

[queen wadi]

it’s 9 for me

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow if you lived in eastern USA id be able to play with you more often

[queen wadi]

pm

[signal anchor]

yeah but in their defense, even if they were in your timezone they probably wouldn't want to play iwth you :/

[marsh dirge]

rosies my friend excuse me?

[queen wadi]

ohihoohohohohoohohohoh

[wise jewel]

I have to agree

[near sparrow]

lmao what

[queen wadi]

Rosie more like roasted

[marsh dirge]

we literally are friends what do you mean

[queen wadi]

lol avinz u don’t have friends

[near sparrow]

I often play with him, I just can’t use vc because it’s often late at night or early mornings

[marsh dirge]

and you're british @queen wadi

i win

[queen wadi]

thank u

[signal anchor]

i'm not sure if I feel bad for Avinz or Rosie in that friendship :/

both I guess :/

[near sparrow]

lmao ok

[queen wadi]

ohoohohohooh

[marsh dirge]

feel bad for neither

can you go back on break?

[queen wadi]

calm down with the roasts there ami

[marsh dirge]

they like to play rdo with eachother

[signal anchor]

lulz

it's fun to be bad at something with a friend instead of just by yourself

[queen wadi]

k

[marsh dirge]

what

[near sparrow]

ok

[marsh dirge]

we just like doing missions with each other

IM YELLOW

AAAAA

[signal anchor]

lol you just levele

leveled*

[queen wadi]

yeller

[marsh dirge]

calm down there you ain’t a lego

[near sparrow]

omg

[marsh dirge]

that was so strange

[near sparrow]

fuck

[signal anchor]

you got higher rank in this discord chat than you do in RDO xD

[marsh dirge]

i didnt expect that

[near sparrow]

I’m still not red

[queen wadi]

xDDDDD

[marsh dirge]

thats not true

im rank 25 here and rank 30 in rdo

ami 1000 iq

@near sparrow hahahahahaa ur still turquoise

[queen wadi]

good one

[signal anchor]

yeah but the XP to get to 25 here is like WAY more than the XP needed to get to level 50 inRDO :P

[marsh dirge]

bad one*

I dont have time to play RDO all day everyday

[dense hollow]

Lol

[marsh dirge]

im I'm discord a lot

on*

[queen wadi]

I’m also in discord a lot

[marsh dirge]

im im discord xd

[near sparrow]

lots of people enjoy playing rdo for other things than grinding 24/7 aswell lol

[queen wadi]

fuck I tried to make the same mistake as you as a sarcastic comment but it failed

[near sparrow]

or you know

story mode

[marsh dirge]

yes me and rosie also lasso dogs and drag them to ambarino

[queen wadi]

i do that too

[marsh dirge]

I camp on a bridge and hang people all day

lol

[queen wadi]

Not in rdo yet tho

I should try it

In real life it’s fun

[wise jewel]

I'm leaving for a bit now, hopefully the chat slows down by then. Or erupts into a massive argument which it inevitably will

[marsh dirge]

the fact that people can spend 13+ hours grinding on this game makes me wonder

[signal anchor]

well i did storymode back before online was even out, but i really think you guys just get unfocused too easily

[marsh dirge]

the games not even that fun it gets boring after a few hours

[queen wadi]

agreed

[signal anchor]

WAT

[near sparrow]

I got the game December 23rd lol

[queen wadi]

unless you’re with a posse

[signal anchor]

game is neverboring!

[marsh dirge]

i only have fun playing it when my friends are, which they usually arent

[near sparrow]

^

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow wanna play

[queen wadi]

I don’t have friends so I’m always bored

F

[near sparrow]

I’m eating breakfast rn

I’ll join your session if you’re online in a bit

[marsh dirge]

eat your ps4 and play breakfast

[signal anchor]

when i'm by myself, i just load up into lemoyne, fast travel to blackwater, and run hideouts in new austin

[queen wadi]

None of my friends play this game it’s so annoying

[signal anchor]

i'm just hoping a lot of the problems with hunting have been fixed in this update it's one of the reasons i took a break

[marsh dirge]

when I play with actual friends I’m the one that get bored

[near sparrow]

being in a posse of 7 people is so fucking fun, I’ve only done it a few times but it feels like an actual gang kinda

[marsh dirge]

having barely any fun content gets boring

@near sparrow lets just join polter when shes playing

[queen wadi]

Exactly just stranger missions over and over

[signal anchor]

yeah i liked doing full posse stuff too

stranger missions are fun

[marsh dirge]

Player interaction is the only thing that I like about online

[queen wadi]

Same

[marsh dirge]

Just riding with a bunch of people makes you feel badass

[near sparrow]

I think polter doesn’t like me xd

[queen wadi]

I think nobody in this server likes me

[near sparrow]

hey I tolerate you

[marsh dirge]

same jimmy

[queen wadi]

I’m more hated than naitha

Oh that’s ok then

[marsh dirge]

online would be more fun if i had an actual posse that were friends, talked about casual shit between missions and overall acted like a real group of people

but i actually get racist 25 year olds

[near sparrow]

^^^^^

[queen wadi]

Ppl over 18 can’t be racist tho

[marsh dirge]

I’m pretty sure I’m the hated person here

[signal anchor]

yeah.... a lot ofpeople throwing around that n word in this game

[queen wadi]

Only ppl under 18

[signal anchor]

my character is black and i get hit with it A LOT

[near sparrow]

I’m pretty lucky I seem to be able to join any posse of male 30 year olds 🤠🤘🏻

[marsh dirge]

you arent

[queen wadi]

Nah rugged ur not that bad

[marsh dirge]

Is it true rdo on xbox has no npcs lol

[wise jewel]

Damn, riding through Saint Denis dressed Dapper on a fox trotter whilst listening to L o s t //f o u n d is so cool

[near sparrow]

it’s a glitch sometimes Merciless

[marsh dirge]

imagine playing on Xbox

[queen wadi]

I mean I dislike you but I guess I dislike people less @marsh dirge

[marsh dirge]

Thats so broken

sad emoji

That wud be boring as fuck

[queen wadi]

Lol imagine playing rdo alone

[marsh dirge]

I play rdo alone

[queen wadi]

How?

[marsh dirge]

Sometimes

[near sparrow]

rdo alone is fun for like an hour

[marsh dirge]

omg censor thing

[wise jewel]

I'm just chilling rn

[marsh dirge]

I just go do missions on my own

[queen wadi]

Red dead online online?

[marsh dirge]

Wait out the timer

im hispanic and lightskin black and people call me n*ggito

[queen wadi]

I wish I had a nickname

[signal anchor]

the comment didnt censor for me

[near sparrow]

I’m white and people call me if heehee

[marsh dirge]

my characters Mexican and I get called nothing cause I always mute the entire lobby

@queen wadi yeah but my nickname is incredibly racist

but its funny as hell

so idc

[queen wadi]

Exactly

[signal anchor]

lol rugged i have been doingthat too

just muting the whole fucking lobby especially during free roam events

[marsh dirge]

muting the lobby is boring

[queen wadi]

I guess jimmy p is my nickname

[signal anchor]

i have had a couple free roam events though were people were just down right nice to each other

[wise jewel]

I have my vc set to posse only

[signal anchor]

like "hey man good shoot"

[marsh dirge]

what's the point of online if you cant hear kids crying

Player interaction is what makes the game fun

[queen wadi]

Because my name is actually james but my friends always call me thatcfor some reason

[signal anchor]

or "hey you got this, good job"

[marsh dirge]

Dnt be a pussy

yeah but I don’t want to hear ghetto losers saying the n word every two seconds

[near sparrow]

I don’t even have a nickname 🤠🤘🏻

[marsh dirge]

Tell them to shut the fuck up

[wise jewel]

But occasionally it gets interesting when I set it to everyone

[marsh dirge]

I don’t have a mic anymore

[queen wadi]

What about hehe

[near sparrow]

don’t say the n word, mommy’s listening 😢😢😢😭😭😢😭😭

[marsh dirge]

I honestly find my nickname n*ggito funny as hell but not when people just repeat it over and over again

[queen wadi]

Don’t swear guys I’m Christian

[marsh dirge]

peoples mic audio quality gives me ear cancer

[queen wadi]

It’s really fucking sinful

[signal anchor]

but like 99% of the time it's "i'm going to r * pe your n * * * er wh * ore c* nt

[marsh dirge]

I use a blue yeti

people always wanna treat you specially for being a different race lmao

[wise jewel]

There are the aforementioned kind people, Angry old men and annoying Spanish kids with dogs barking, parents yelling and kids crying in the background

[signal anchor]

i have been straight up threatened with rape like 150 times in free roam events. at least

[marsh dirge]

like damn just treat me like anyone else im not a sacred being

[near sparrow]

all the older people that play this game seem to make the most trouble lol

[marsh dirge]

I get threatened to be lynched and deported 24/7 💀💀💀

rdo is literally n word online

@signal anchor just consent and it wont be rape

[near sparrow]

either yelling at kids or just being assholes

[signal anchor]

.>

[queen wadi]

Who said that

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge lop

lop

lol

LOL

fucjing ketboard

[signal anchor]

being a girl that gets first place in free roam events in this game is a baaaad mix

[marsh dirge]

DAMNIT

[near sparrow]

just say you’ll r*pe them back

[marsh dirge]

rdo players fight for the last n word pass

[near sparrow]

weird flex but ok

[marsh dirge]

i actually was raped in rdo before while I was afk

By 2 men

i always get angry old white men screaming black and Hispanic racial slurs at me

[signal anchor]

it'sn ot about flexing. it's just that girls are already the minority

and they are even way more of a minority at the top of events

[queen wadi]

Whenever someone sends me a hate message only I just reply with ‘ok ok bich this will be ur last mistake i r*pe u next week’

[marsh dirge]

girls are not minorities :((((

[near sparrow]

I barely get killed, just hog tied and taken around 🤠🤘🏻

[signal anchor]

and there's a lot of insecure guys that freak out when it happens

[near sparrow]

girls are property lol

[queen wadi]

There’s 1 gender

[signal anchor]

they are a minority in this game.

[marsh dirge]

yes i was kidding ami

[signal anchor]

there are more guys than girls playing RDO

[near sparrow]

only goal in life is to get married and stay in the kitchen 24/7 🤠🤘🏻

[marsh dirge]

most of the lobbies I’ve been in are usually just black adult men saying the n word, I never see any of this other stuff

@near sparrow ill gladly take that offer

I went afk, and returned to my character hogtied with a man crouched on top of my ass moving back and forth while his buddy smoked a cig watching. I think they were rping some kind of sexual assault.

except maybe annoying kids that have their mouth on the mic

just dont talk

[signal anchor]

these kinds of online games seem to attractt a LOTof insecure guys

[marsh dirge]

and annoying girls too

@marsh dirge can I join in

[queen wadi]

I joined a lobby and I heard a black guy who sounded about 35 was talking to a 16 year old girl

[marsh dirge]

Well hey in 1889 its legal

[signal anchor]

they either don't play well with other guys and have even worse etiquette with girls.

[marsh dirge]

So dont hate

report that to the police

most girls i have met in RDO are annoying as fuck

[near sparrow]

(I’m the most annoying)

🤠🤘🏻

[marsh dirge]

correct

[queen wadi]

You think this is news to us?

[marsh dirge]

lol

most of the girls I have met in rdo were the only mature adults I’ve seen in the game

[signal anchor]

lol as a teacher,, i can tell you straight up there's plenty of male black students that sound like they are 30 :p

[marsh dirge]

When i find a girl on rdo whos annoying i just tell her if she doesnt stfu im gna let my horse fuck her

[near sparrow]

jimmy wtf I didn’t consent for you to be mean to me

[queen wadi]

i don’t care bitch

[marsh dirge]

I'm 15 and get confused for a college student lol

[queen wadi]

I mean nice person

[near sparrow]

most girls I find in rdo just expect extra attention and whine when they don’t get it

[marsh dirge]

EXACTLY @near sparrow

[queen wadi]

im 15 and I get confused for god idk why

[signal anchor]

also 16 is age of consent in many states AND i'm 29 and people think i sound like an 11 year old boy so....

[queen wadi]

it’s weird

[marsh dirge]

they expect to be treated like princesses

lol

[signal anchor]

it's all deception

[near sparrow]

yea

[queen wadi]

anyone else get mistaken for god on online games?

[signal anchor]

?

[marsh dirge]

its weird because in RDO at least in my experience:
10-14 year old kids are usually the coolest and most chill
anyone above 23 is toxic and racist

[queen wadi]

everyone assumes that I am god because of how cool I am

[signal anchor]

like the guy that was nailed the thing?

[near sparrow]

Imagine actually talking to randoms in online games

[signal anchor]

that god?

[marsh dirge]

If ur annoying i let my black arabian penetrate you

@signal anchor thats Jesus.m

I get mistaken for an Indian gas station worker that likes to insert viruses into peoples computers

[queen wadi]

lol jk guys god isn’t real

[signal anchor]

or like a legit god like the one with the hammer

[marsh dirge]

dont talk religion

[queen wadi]

legit god?

[marsh dirge]

ples

[queen wadi]

good one

[marsh dirge]

Arthur is Jesus

Accept it

If god isnt real then explain why the bible exists

a legit god like a 19 year old black guy from the story mode that is the coolest character of all time that deserved better

@marsh dirge stfu about religion

Stfu about ur mom aka the milf

[queen wadi]

That evidence is about as good as someone telling me that they saw god with their own eyes @marsh dirge

[signal anchor]

lol rugged are you indian? or middle eastern?

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge fucking hell lop

lop

my mom dead

OMG

IM GONNA PENETRATE THIS KEYBOARD

[near sparrow]

bet

[queen wadi]

im indian and I work at tech support ur compute has a virus give me credit card pls

[marsh dirge]

also no I have a really good fake Indian accent tho

[signal anchor]

if god isn't real, then why did Jesus cross the road?

because he was nailed to the chicken ;)

[marsh dirge]

if god isnt real then why do my nuts itch

[queen wadi]

to get to the other side

fuck

[marsh dirge]

i dont believe in god but respect religions please

[queen wadi]

if the earth is round why can’t I see the curve 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[signal anchor]

of course i do too :) religion was a major positive factor in human evolution. and quite frankly as uncivilized as we are, it still seems to be somewhat important

[marsh dirge]

Think theyll asd Whoar houses in rdo?

Add*

imagine a strip club in rdo

[queen wadi]

no because I’m not 12

[marsh dirge]

and all the pink dots are there

[signal anchor]

people will say things like "we wage wars justified by religion" but we wage them even without that

[marsh dirge]

deus vult

[signal anchor]

humans just like killing each other

[queen wadi]

deus nuts

[signal anchor]

just look at RDO

[marsh dirge]

god is real and his name is lenny summers

[signal anchor]

that's bassically how people would behave without the social contract

[marsh dirge]

im a crusader and I work at the church ur bible has a virus give me credit card pls

[signal anchor]

and religion is really just codified social contract

[marsh dirge]

imagine 2019 with fucking bounties that would be incredible

[queen wadi]

it would

give me ur credit card u have a virus

[marsh dirge]

I want whoar houses in rdo

[queen wadi]

because you’re 12 years old

[marsh dirge]

How do those correlate

[queen wadi]

hmm idk

[marsh dirge]

"I want to sex with HOT WEMONS in red demption 2"

[near sparrow]

imagine 2019 but everyone used horses thatd be epic

[queen wadi]

OH YES THE BIG HOT WEMONS IN THE WHOAR HOUSE PLS GIVE IT TO ME ROCKSTAR

IM NOT 12 I SWARE

[marsh dirge]

If thats the case gtao shud not have strip clubs

I want to have MARRY and nice SEX TIME in red tion 2 and HOT LADY

[queen wadi]

O YES BIG SEXY TIME WEMONS

[marsh dirge]

The pinkertons HATE him! Watch how this outlaw got hot wamen with this one simple trick!

[near sparrow]

I’m laughing so hard at this wtf

[signal salmon]

Most of gtao's player base is 12

[queen wadi]

AM NOT 12 GIVE ME HOT WAMONS IN RDO

[marsh dirge]

You guys probably would be in the field fucking boars

Hahhahahahhahahahah

@near sparrow i want to sexing with HOT WOMONS in REDETON 2 and have nice LADY FRIEND and SEX

So you want mute?

[queen wadi]

Merciless you probably spend most of your day jacking off to red dead porn lol

[marsh dirge]

shave your beard can't hear you

wait there is red dead porn

^

[signal salmon]

Yes

[marsh dirge]

WHERE

[near sparrow]

ok guys let’s all watch it together

[queen wadi]

Ask merciless he probably knows

[marsh dirge]

He clearly knows and is the one who does that

[near sparrow]

send the link

[signal salmon]

Mostly drawings but there's one live action

[marsh dirge]

@queen wadi if i did, why wud u care?

i want to see hot WEMONS in REDON 2 and SEX to my PINUS

U wanna help me cum?

[queen wadi]

Wtf lmao

[near sparrow]

pinus

[marsh dirge]

U seem to care what i do and how i get off bud

So come feel free to help

[near sparrow]

maybe I do

so what

[queen wadi]

i want to stick my BIG PANUS up the HOT WAMEN in REDEMPTION 3

[marsh dirge]

Im sure ur mother wud love to show u her talents and then u can try it on me

i want to SEX to hot GIRLFEND with my sex PANGUS in REMPTION 2

And my white arabian

mods gonna ban you

[signal salmon]

Mods help

[queen wadi]

Merciless go back to SEXING the HOT WAMEN in REPTION 3

[marsh dirge]

I’m telling mom @marsh dirge

People were talking about workouts and masturbating in here and didnt get shit so i mean

[near sparrow]

pay me 10 gold bars to have rdo sex sex

[marsh dirge]

Jimmy go back to imagining men watching porn

Cretan

[queen wadi]

oh yes HOT WAMEN I will pay u 40000 GOLD BORS FOR SEXY TIME

[marsh dirge]

why cant I just do the SEX to someone with PANOS in REAPMTION 4

[signal salmon]

Kids

[marsh dirge]

There’s no valid excuse to post the same useless caps filled bs repeatedly

PANGUS

Ive spent $500 on gold bars on rdo

[queen wadi]

BIG PANUS UP THE HOT WAMEN

[marsh dirge]

why in hell

Well cause jimmys mom drives a hard bargain i had to

its still in beta and you put half a band in that shit

[signal salmon]

If you have the disposable income go wild I guess

Weird flex but to each their own

[marsh dirge]

And she charges double if i want my horse to have a good time with her too so

[near sparrow]

What he fuckig just made a nice ass meal for my cat and he walked away from it

chicken and all wtf

[marsh dirge]

imagine paying for sex

[queen wadi]

hey merciless r u excited for the HOT WAMEN that you can have BIG SEX TIME with for only 1 GOELD BAr in REDMMPTION 6

[signal salmon]

Dude

The joke has gone stale

[marsh dirge]

yeah

[queen wadi]

You’re just jealous that I get all the big wamen tbh

[marsh dirge]

Jimmy my horse fathered you

[queen wadi]

Nice

[marsh dirge]

you probably pay for belle delphines nudes kid

[signal salmon]

If it helps you sleep at night

[queen wadi]

Me or merciless?

[marsh dirge]

yes

[queen wadi]

Ok

Idk who that is but sure

[marsh dirge]

You jimmy

Use ur horse brain

[queen wadi]

Ohohoohohogg

[marsh dirge]

yes is both

[queen wadi]

Horse brain ohohoohoho

Please stop

[marsh dirge]

Jimmy = micah

[signal salmon]

Just stop talking to each other 😎

[queen wadi]

You’re literally 12

[marsh dirge]

caca

Im 12 when u spam caps and talk like pewdiepie

Im weak

dont insult pewdiepie kid

[near sparrow]

bro wtf just cause jimmys 11 doesn’t mean you can be mean to him

[queen wadi]

yeah man

[marsh dirge]

🤣🤣🤣

[queen wadi]

I’m not mature enough to enjoy the hot wemons yet

[marsh dirge]

Im gna give my horse a vasectomy so he doesnt father more kids like jinmy

Jimmy*

[queen wadi]

woah stop roasting pls

[marsh dirge]

your girlfriends mouth already did it for you @marsh dirge

Good

[near sparrow]

bruh

[queen wadi]

that’s very kind assuming he has a girlfriend

I respect that

[marsh dirge]

I blocked both lol

No more jimmys for this world

ah fuck I just said he has a girlfriend

Highly recommend

[queen wadi]

pls no

[near sparrow]

bruh

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge Your beard probably blocked me before you did

[queen wadi]

I hate dareal I hope he dies

[near sparrow]

I want to be capable of growing a beard like that

[marsh dirge]

You can paint a fucking wall with that hair tonic infested beard holy shit

[queen wadi]

Merciless is 12

[marsh dirge]

Jimmy fucks fruit and he dont care

Hhahhhahahaahah

Aren’t you female ?

who

[near sparrow]

Yes

[marsh dirge]

lol

Aight

female australians have more facial hair than men

Just checking

[queen wadi]

merciless dreams of fucking ‘whoars’ in rdo

[near sparrow]

I have 0 facial hair that’s offensive

[marsh dirge]

Damn right i do

because you're 14

give it a year or two

[near sparrow]

I do not wax my whole body to be treated like this

[marsh dirge]

So men dont think of having fun in video games?

but i dont care about your body i care that australian women have gandalf beards

its just science

[pallid plinth]

Successfully warned @queen wadi

[near sparrow]

he said the n word? Damn

[queen wadi]

no proof lol

jk jk

[marsh dirge]

that was like half an hour ago

Hey kimmy

Oops i mean jimmy

[lucid pelican]

Proof

[marsh dirge]

Hahahahahhah

[queen wadi]

ooohohoohoh good one

[marsh dirge]

no media!! xd

[lucid pelican]

19 minutes ago thank you

[marsh dirge]

close enough @lucid pelican

and jimmy thats very naughty

apologize now

[queen wadi]

merciless stop roast pls

[marsh dirge]

i didnt renew your pass

[queen wadi]

pls renew

[marsh dirge]

no

[queen wadi]

k

[marsh dirge]

Start behaving kimmy

Oops i mean jimmy

Sorry typo

Gotta use 12 iq roasts to silence someone with 12 iq see it works

ploopy

[queen wadi]

ohoohohohhoh

merciless is merciless

[marsh dirge]

Kimmy (psn cumguzzler) hahahahhahaha

[queen wadi]

u got me bro

[marsh dirge]

merciless more like caca lol

[queen wadi]

I don’t even think I need a roast, I can just remind him of when he wanted to have the big sex with the hot womens

[marsh dirge]

Ur a fool

[queen wadi]

u foolish fool

[marsh dirge]

And i still do

[queen wadi]

Wtf lol

Ur actually 12

[marsh dirge]

I have youth

Ty

Jealous?

[queen wadi]

r u actually 12

[marsh dirge]

Is that any of ur concern fool

[queen wadi]

I can’t read your messages with a straight face

[marsh dirge]

I cant read

[queen wadi]

I just fucked up my insult didn’t I

Fixed it

[marsh dirge]

hehehe ya fookin wanka

[queen wadi]

oy mate u chattin shit mate

[marsh dirge]

yor a fonni fellr innit fam

[queen wadi]

oy u wan a fookin fight mate

[marsh dirge]

someone said the n word

where’s my n word pass

[queen wadi]

not me

[marsh dirge]

So which one of u pitchen and which catches? I assume beta boy jimmy catches

[queen wadi]

ohohohoohogoohhohoohohohohohoohohohoh

merciless is literally merciless

[marsh dirge]

i stick my penis inside of vagonis

Ohhh so he is a kimmy

Ty for clarifying

[queen wadi]

inside the vagonis of the hot wemons in reded2

[marsh dirge]

sick

[queen wadi]

yeah and I only pay them 1 gold bar

[near sparrow]

you paid me 3 gold bars filthy liar

[queen wadi]

sometimes exception

fuck

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow ill pay you 5 gold if I get a 30 year free trial

Jimmy sucks pp for hay to feed his pony

[near sparrow]

Make it 15 gold bars and it’s a deal

[marsh dirge]

13 gold bars and 7 hair pomade

[queen wadi]

i will big sex the vagonis of the hot womans for 1 gold bar

[near sparrow]

ok deal

[queen wadi]

not u I said hot womans

[marsh dirge]

Looks like i broke my toy. He is just spitting out nonsense now

Damn it

[near sparrow]

I wasn’t talking to you dumb idiot

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow meet me at fort mercer

[queen wadi]

fak u bich

[marsh dirge]

make sure the horses arent watching they could be spies

[queen wadi]

one time I said to hot wamen that meet in valentane because u are valentane

on febory fortane

[near sparrow]

my horse gets lonely he has to stay

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow so does mine

can they have sex too

k this took a weird turn

[near sparrow]

ok that works

[marsh dirge]

I'm gonna go eat fruit snacks

I’m ready to obliterate every single fucking crocodile with this shotgun

[queen wadi]

how’s it weird I don’t get it

wamons

[marsh dirge]

we just made a deal to have sex in rdo with our horses doing it next to eachother

[near sparrow]

please don’t question it

[marsh dirge]

wakandito boutta have some fun

can I watch

if you pay 30 dollars to us each

I make minimum wage off stranger missions you scammer ass

and i just paid 13 gold and 7 hair pomade to have sex

[marsh dirge]

yes

[vital forge]

Update is at 10 am tomorrow right?

[marsh dirge]

Sex!

[lucid pelican]

please dont do that anymore Avinz

[jovial magnet]

Hey it's that thing Arthur never has!

[signal anchor]

uh goebbels?

as in joseph goebbels?

[jovial magnet]

Yep

but don't tell anyone

Shhhhhh

[wise jewel]

I know

[lucid pelican]

yeah Ami the bot is pretty sensitive

[wise jewel]

I guess you found your answer lmao

[jovial magnet]

Yeah when I joined the server I had to change my pfp

[marsh dirge]

the bots censors countries

[lucid pelican]

theress a nazi username?

[signal anchor]

ugh @lucid pelican whyis n*** zi censored wehn you can have a n *** zi usernaem

yes Mr. Goebbels

[wise jewel]

Dyno is much better than gaiuss

[lucid pelican]

Gaius is bae

[wise jewel]

Daddy dyno

[jovial magnet]

My white Arabian has the same name btw

[lucid pelican]

it just hasn't been tweaked yet. Tac is a busy guy

[signal anchor]

Joseph Goebbels was the regime's minsiter for propaganda

[jovial magnet]

Might change it to Rommel

[signal anchor]

he is the architect that turned the public against the jewish people and mainstreamed their destruction

[wise jewel]

... Pleasant

[lucid pelican]

If you join a server, need to change your pfp and an admin even catches your name (it flew over my head becuase I dont know much about it) you miiiight wanna rethink how you present yourself online

[jovial magnet]

Naaaa

[signal anchor]

it's clearly anti semitic

[jovial magnet]

If I get an actual warning though I'll change it

[lucid pelican]

(that was my subtle hint asking you to change your name)

[marsh dirge]

Is it that hard to just ignore the name

[jovial magnet]

sigh alright gimme a sec

[lucid pelican]

thank you 😃

[signal anchor]

without joseph goebbels it's possible the holocause may have never happened

holocaust*

[jovial magnet]

There we go

[lucid pelican]

thank you 😃

[signal anchor]

we all demonize hitler, but hitler was just more the guy that just signed off on the deals

[near sparrow]

I dont think this is the place to discuss this

[jovial magnet]

Alright we get it

[marsh dirge]

that's still bad

why are we talking about the holocaust now

[signal anchor]

it should't have been to the place to discuss it

[marsh dirge]

so why are we lol

[lucid pelican]

okay yall, the issue is resolved lets move on 😃

[signal anchor]

but when someone has a username of one of the most terrible war criminals in human history it kinda pops up as a topic

[pseudo prawn]

Thunder Clashes No Holocaust discussion.

[marsh dirge]

the thunder has done no damage

[lucid pelican]

🌩

[pseudo prawn]

Thunder is sound, Lightning does the damage.

[lucid pelican]

thunder can do damage though

[pseudo prawn]

Thunder is the warning, Lightning is the ban.

[jovial magnet]

thunder was ineffective

[marsh dirge]

the lightning hits water and kills innocent fishes

[pseudo prawn]

❤

[marsh dirge]

aye anyone know what exact clothing items aside from the hat you need to recreate jack marstons outfit in 1914

[wise jewel]

Socks

[marsh dirge]

im being serious for oncw

once

a thicc mustache

[wise jewel]

How the turns have tabled

[marsh dirge]

mustache is now a clothing item

How the turntables

nah but fr

how

how the turntables have tabled

[wise jewel]

Idk

[pseudo prawn]

how the turntables have flipped

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[lucid pelican]

[marsh dirge]

ambarino is great for hunting snow

[near sparrow]

does anyone have nice female outfit ideas

[lucid pelican]

nope

[signal anchor]

i'm usually dressed like a strawberrry

with the red dress and top with white polkadots :)

[marsh dirge]

is it possible to get a bandolier in rdo

[vital forge]

Don’t think so

[near sparrow]

fucking hell I hate this game

[signal anchor]

you should quit

[near sparrow]

I can’t go into any cities without being shot up

[signal anchor]

lulz

[near sparrow]

ok, thanks ami! I suggest the same to you

[signal anchor]

lulz are you on ps4/

?

[near sparrow]

yes

[signal anchor]

well towns are kind of a mess right now

[near sparrow]

That’s what I’m saying

[signal anchor]

one thing you can do is try to start a game one side of the map

and fast travel to the town you like to be around on the other side

[near sparrow]

When you spend half an hour hunting them go to a butcher to have it ruined by idiots multiple times it makes you not want to play

I’m not spending $11 whenever I want to go to the other side of the map

[signal anchor]

right but why did you hunt in an area so occupied?

[near sparrow]

it wasn’t occupied, I went into blackwater that had one other person and they killed me when I was nearly at the butcher

[marsh dirge]

right but why should this be a problem

[near sparrow]

I just want solo and invite only sessions like gta online

[signal anchor]

you should wait until the butcher is clear. or kill the person who is near it

[jovial magnet]

Same

[marsh dirge]

but why can’t rockstar just add fucking passive mode or make pelts unstealable

[near sparrow]

Yes, let me just kill a level 200

[signal anchor]

you aren't going to get that while the game is beta

they get more feedback forcing us to play together like this

[marsh dirge]

It’s hardly a beta

[near sparrow]

They’ve already got feedback

[signal anchor]

they want more :)

[near sparrow]

nobody likes how griefers ruin most things

[marsh dirge]

Stop trying to make things seem better then it is

[signal anchor]

and much of that will be addressed tomorrow

[marsh dirge]

Liking online doesn’t mean it’s good

[jovial magnet]

I'm kinda hoping that it'll be a bf4 situation, but this is rockstar so it will almost certainly be gta online with a cowboy twist

[marsh dirge]

bf4 is the most fun shooter I’ve ever played

[carmine slate]

I have attempted to fish for sturgeon on the dock behind the butcher in black water and haven’t gotten a nibble yet in 20 mins

What am I doing wrong lol

[jovial magnet]

I think you have to fish in a deeper area, try getting a boat and row out a bit and try again

[carmine slate]

Ohhh ok il try

[unborn raptor]

i like online dudes

just

chillin

getting money

hanging out

fishin

killin'

y'know

what ye do

[dense hollow]

@carmine slate depends on the spot and how many people are in the area

if there's activity, fish won't spawn

[marsh dirge]

Yeah it’s not effective if there’s a lot of people around

Get a lobby that’s empty in BW and fast travel I recommend loading from the online menu then choose freeroam Lemoyne

Then fast travel BW

Also make sure to use special lake lure if I have it

Sometimes putting your rod away and pulling it back out again also spawns more fish

But there should be 1-2 sturgeon behind the butcher on the right side of the@dock if empty lobby

[unborn raptor]

i actually don't get many greifers these days

but when they happen

it's bad

[marsh dirge]

i love being trapped at a butcher or barber because leaving the menu would cause me to get pumped immediately by a rank 100

[jovial magnet]

There's an easy counter to shotguns, just press the home button and close application

[marsh dirge]

maybe i wanna keep playing

[jovial magnet]

Then maybe you wanna get pumped

[marsh dirge]

ok

[jovial sinew]

How come my horse isnt coming when I whistle? been happening all day in online

His name is Nipsy Britches in case you were wondering

[near sparrow]

The game servers are glitchy in almost every aspect

It should be fixed tommorow

[jovial sinew]

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.

I mean thanks

[marsh dirge]

my fucking god we were playing gun rush and our team of 5 lost to 1 person

we were all calling him out where he was

but this absolute melt just camps in the kitchen

that shits annoying

John marston plays rdr2

oh he camped?

must be micah

our team was genuinely special

we were screaming at the last 2

how good was your team

rank 100 and above but the last 3 were like rank 12

was there multiple entrances to the kitchen

yes

just have one person go in one entrance and another in the other entrance

u stupid

thats what we were trying to fucking do

but our team was special

[near sparrow]

omg

I did it

🤠🤘🏻

[marsh dirge]

im proud

[near sparrow]

thank u

[graceful shell]

Dang

I got the train stolen from me again

Me and my posse were tired of moving constantly so we stopped the train on a bridge to have a nice view while we chilled

Then some asses came up and hogtied and shot us off our train IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE and took it

We got oofed hard bois

[vital forge]

i wanna play the game but there's nothing fun to do in free roam

[near sparrow]

get a group of friends and the 1 person buggy/coaches things

theyre fun to race around in lmao

[marsh dirge]

Anyone know what time the update is rolling out?

10am I think @marsh dirge

[near sparrow]

what timezone?

[marsh dirge]

it’s 9:02pm for me

well good night

[vital compass]

i predict were back to boredom in less than a day

[marsh dirge]

You must be fun at parties

[vital compass]

im not

and i dont go to parties anymore now anyway

[marsh dirge]

its a phrase

[vital compass]

thanks buddy

if they at least added poker we could all be bored and playing poker but noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[marsh dirge]

I guess with low expectations the outcome can only be better 😛

I would like poker too

[vital compass]

well TOO BAD

we have to cater to casuals for 2 months first before we get any real progress done

[marsh dirge]

thing is

[vital compass]

btw all the casuals quit a month ago

[marsh dirge]

ingame poker is pretty much gambling

@marsh dirge thanks 😃 have a good night

[marsh dirge]

Well I just got a DC just as I was about to clear the damn gang hideout in pike basin fml

[proven pewter]

Think the update will drop at midnight?

Or not likely

[near sparrow]

Could proabably ask R* support if they have an online chat support thing

[marsh dirge]

I don’t know what is midnight to you, it’s 4:51 here xD

I doubt rockstar would give you the info as they probably don’t want everyone to log on at the same time

[near sparrow]

Im guessing the servers will have atleast a few minutes of downtime before the update, So people would probably still anyway

[west flame]

So, with the Strange Medicine ability card... if I hurt enemies, then I get some of my health back?

Which also includes if I hurt players too?

[maiden drift]

Yeah it’s dope

[marsh dirge]

Not getting xp for like half the hideout I clear :/

All enemies killed but no bonus

[near sparrow]

happended to me for a few hideouts yesterday, connecting to a different session fixed it

[marsh dirge]

It’s already lasted through a couple sessions

[jovial sinew]

Is there a better way to get a specific gun in Online than buying it from the Catalog?

[marsh dirge]

nah you have to purchase every gun

and yeah I'm getting the same hideout glitch

[jovial sinew]

thank you very uch

much

[thin nova]

4 hours left till they drop the new update

[near sparrow]

Time isn’t confirmed, just usually they drop their updates at this time 😔

The last rdr update was at a different time than normal

[jovial sinew]

Do stores have hours in Free Roam?

[signal anchor]

no

always open

[jovial sinew]

kk thankks!

[shy lichen]

Hi

[signal anchor]

hello

you ... must be new?

[lucid pelican]

What tipped you off Ami

The white name or the random hello 😂

[signal anchor]

i don't think ive seen anyone with a white text name ever before

yeah the white name hahahaahaha

[lucid pelican]

It doesnt last long. Like literally 5 messages

[signal anchor]

lol exactly. meaning she joined the discord and came straight to RDO xD

so @shy lichen, how may we shoot you in the face right before you turn your stuff into the butcher, today? :)

[lucid pelican]

Nah she said Hello in general

[signal anchor]

oh ok she was looking for an active chat i guess :)

still, white text name, i 've never seen it i don't evenreember having white text :P

i thought everyone started green:D

[lucid pelican]

Nope :)

Im part of the blue gang now >:D

Under... The purple

[shy lichen]

I am new

[lucid pelican]

Well welcome :)

[shy lichen]

Don't shoot me

[lucid pelican]

[shy lichen]

I have white because I'm ultra new

[signal anchor]

aww there itt goes

congrats @lucid pelican :P

[lucid pelican]

[signal anchor]

@shy lichen are you alsonew to red dead online?

is there something you needed helpw ith?

[shy lichen]

Yes my character looks like a farm hand

Im that new 🤣

[signal anchor]

mine lookslike a strawberrrry :/

[lucid pelican]

Ayyye green name

[shy lichen]

I just advanced to level 1

🤣

[lucid pelican]

Well you came to rdo at a pretty decent time. Update dropping tomorrow

[shy lichen]

I was gonna start sooner but my character would freeze after I gave it a name

Kick me out the game

[signal anchor]

i posted a pic of my strawberry in red dead media :D

[maiden drift]

Defs one of my favourite horses

[signal anchor]

that's my gambit:)

[jovial sinew]

I seem to be frozen talking to the tailor. Anything I can do without quitting?

[signal anchor]

@shy lichen are you PS4?

[maiden drift]

Nope

[shy lichen]

Xbox one

[signal anchor]

that's a shame :/

[shy lichen]

Ik :/

[maiden drift]

You’re basically screwed flapjack

[signal anchor]

well enjoy your garbage :)

[vital compass]

games just helping you not get grriffed

[maiden drift]

What’s your gamer tag @shy lichen

[shy lichen]

Im getting bored of for honor and was looking to jump on with someone

[jovial sinew]

I can bring up the map but not the menu

[signal anchor]

im just sooper bored waiting for update and was feeling helpful :)

[shy lichen]

OrochiRBmaster2

🤣🤣

[signal anchor]

but i'm on ps4 :)

like a good human being

[maiden drift]

Ah word haha

Mines CustomGrow420x

[shy lichen]

No 2

Sorry

[lucid pelican]

Ami youre mean

[vital compass]

i tried to go positive karma last night but my friends and positive karma dont mix well

it look to be fun being a bad guy tho

[shy lichen]

I forget my save is on my brothers account and not mine :/

[signal anchor]

it's how i cope with the frustration I can't play with people :)

[lucid pelican]

Hahahah

[jovial sinew]

ok thanks Hannibal

[signal anchor]

and i really think it is also sort of a defensive response to other people's meanness

[maiden drift]

Servers aren’t working that well

[signal anchor]

because it takes a real jerk to get this game on xbox just to avoid playing with me :(

[shy lichen]

@maiden drift did you just add me?

[maiden drift]

Whenever the update drops it’ll probs be fixed

[shy lichen]

Or was that someone else

[maiden drift]

And yes

[shy lichen]

Ok

[signal anchor]

because what other valid reason is there to get it for xbox? certainly not "the quality of the machine" :P

[vital compass]

ami you can play with me but were gonna murder a lot of people

for fun

[signal anchor]

or the "amazing xbbox exclusive games" :P

[maiden drift]

Why you gotta try and start beef

[shy lichen]

Xbox one x

[signal anchor]

what rank are you?

[shy lichen]

And elite controller

[maiden drift]

Why can’t we just play video games and get high

[vital compass]

115 or some shit

[maiden drift]

145

[signal anchor]

oh cool i have a scuf myself

[shy lichen]

7

[signal anchor]

elite is a paddle controller right?

[shy lichen]

Lmao

[signal anchor]

i got 4 paddles on the back of mine aas well

[shy lichen]

Yes

I had to update my controller

[vital compass]

my elite controller broke within a month, no drops or anything

[signal anchor]

how big is the posse sheep?

[vital compass]

i have to kick people normally but they all deserve it

[maiden drift]

#ruthless

[vital compass]

we have a no victim policy btw

[signal anchor]

i've been TRYINGto be a good girl because i don't know how the new update is going to apply the nefarious radar dot feature

[shy lichen]

No victims allowed in here?

[signal anchor]

i don't want the update to drop and have a dark dot :P

[lucid pelican]

[near sparrow]

I don’t think your previous actions will effect the new update

[vital compass]

lol

[maiden drift]

It won’t change the colours

[near sparrow]

Like it’ll reset for the update I believe

[maiden drift]

It’s just gonna stop you from seeing people far away

[vital compass]

i want poieple to attack me

[shy lichen]

Whats the new update bringing out?

[signal anchor]

welll then. ROSIE BELIEVES it won't

[maiden drift]

Go on rockstars Instagram page

[lucid pelican]

I dont think it was tracking until now

[signal anchor]

case closed i'm convinced

[maiden drift]

They have everything there

[shy lichen]

Cba

[near sparrow]

can you chill? Lol

[vital compass]

ill have friends with high karma to find targets if it comes to it

[shy lichen]

Lol

[vital compass]

or to give me notice

[near sparrow]

New outfits, new game modes, daily challenges & anti griefing measures

[signal anchor]

anything else you believe ROSIE? maybe wanna throw some lottery numbers my way?

[lucid pelican]

Oooookay

[near sparrow]

Ami I’m just trying to talk here, relax lol

[signal anchor]

youleft out ps4 exclusives :)

i'm really just teasing rosie :)

[near sparrow]

and I’m asking you to stop

[shy lichen]

:/

[lucid pelican]

puts on my ref Jersey and whistle

[signal anchor]

i don't care though :(

[maiden drift]

Right @shy lichen

[lucid pelican]

Fweeeeep whistle noise

[signal anchor]

but yeah you guys left out PS4 exclusives

for like a month