rdo-chat

[marsh dirge]

I feel uncomfortable playing with anyone that's above the age of 25 and im already almost fully grown lmao

[jovial helm]

15 isn't fully grown, at all

[marsh dirge]

im 5'9

and sound 20

[queen wadi]

U do sound older than 15

[torpid dirge]

i think they should raise sensitivity

is too low for me

its*

[near sparrow]

I’m 5,2 but often confused for my early twenties lol

[queen wadi]

Can’t u change it in the settings

[jovial helm]

you can go in settings to change it

[torpid dirge]

i have mine maxed already

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow ur short as hell

[queen wadi]

Yeah that’s pretty short

Guess that’s why neo liked u so much

[near sparrow]

holy shit no way I never knew 😔😔

[marsh dirge]

how did you not know wtf

/s

[queen wadi]

I’m not very tall compared to my friends tbh

[marsh dirge]

im average

[delicate valley]

Im very tall

[marsh dirge]

some of my friends are like 5'1 and others are at least 6 feet at 15 and 16 years old

[wise jewel]

I'm 14 and 5'11''

[delicate valley]

1 feet is how much cm?

[marsh dirge]

5 foot 9 is 175cm

[queen wadi]

I’m 5’7 and I guess I’m pretty average compared to most ppl in my school year

Not many tall ppl tbh

[delicate valley]

Well im then like 6'0 and im 12

[queen wadi]

ha midget

sike I’m 9’10

[kindred dragon]

fucking sean made me lose my honor

i found him and he made me go rob a wagon

[marsh dirge]

This is the second John marston ive seen on discord among the millions of arthurs

[kindred dragon]

now?

is there many charles smith ?

[rain tusk]

Not really. Welcome partna

[marsh dirge]

id make a lenny summers but i dont wanna lose my identity as avinz

[marsh dirge]

I wanna fist fight someone rn

[near sparrow]

ok

[frail kelp]

Wow. I honestly dont give a crap who is playing with me. But then I dont normally join voice. A player is a player. Shrug. Who gives a crap. Its creepy if someone asks or cares, IMO

[marsh dirge]

Wait what happened?

[near sparrow]

A player was saying a 15 year old guy wasn’t allowed to join their posse

Because of their age

But me a 14 year old girl can

Because I’m a female I

[marsh dirge]

wtf

Was it a guy?

I bet it was a guy

[near sparrow]

Yep

[marsh dirge]

And an older guy at that?

[near sparrow]

He starting to dm me calling me a dumb wh*re n shit because I called him out

Yep, he’s 33

[marsh dirge]

BOOM I'm almost always eventually right.

OOF

What the fuck.

[frail kelp]

Block him. Simple

[near sparrow]

Already have

[marsh dirge]

What a piece of shit

[marsh dirge]

He called me a squeaker because I said I'm 15

lol

[marsh dirge]

Anyone wanna play? I need money

💥 🔫

[marsh dirge]

anyone wanna play rdo

[proven pewter]

Semi auto or Mauser dual wield ?
Should I go for damage over the fire rate

[marsh dirge]

Yes

[lament crest]

Semi Auto

Oh wait

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge wanna play rdo

[lament crest]

Thought you were talking about shotty

Mausers

But I recommend Sawed off shotties

[torpid dirge]

is the lancaster or litchfield better, i cant decide myself

[lament crest]

Lancaster with express bullets

[proven pewter]

Lancaster

[lament crest]

Litchfield is good but the bloom suxs

Unless you spam dead eye

[proven pewter]

Lol

[torpid dirge]

is the bloom on the lancaster good?

[lament crest]

But I use the Lancaster

Yea

I mean

[proven pewter]

If I may ask tho why do you say Mauser I’ve semi autos ?

Over*

[lament crest]

I think its the same but with more damage cant remember

Also mauser has more rounds

[lament crest]

Tip for Online: Search Horse Saddlebags when they are parked, you always get tonics and a snack, and no wanted level, the only thing is that if the horse is calm, theres a chance it will kick you

[marsh dirge]

Tip for Online: Get a gun

[near sparrow]

tip for online: don’t do missions, don’t do quests

[lament crest]

The saddlebag thing is pretty good belive me

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge later ima be on

@marsh dirge I dont wanna play

You said you did

Its late now

[torpid dirge]

what are some really good rifle combos?

i cant find a good one

[marsh dirge]

Bullet

[lament crest]

What you mean

[marsh dirge]

Rifle x bullet

[devout cliff]

^

[lament crest]

Lancaster Express is what I use

Not counting pamphlets tho

[torpid dirge]

what about secondary

[lament crest]

For me I got a bolt action in case I need more range

Most pepole got shottys I think

[torpid dirge]

ok, i tried litchfield but the bloom is TRASH

[lament crest]

Yea

Litchfield aint for headshots

This game is long distance headshots or short distance shotgun body shots or pistol hip fire

[torpid dirge]

for shotty do you prefer semi or repeater'

[marsh dirge]

Yes

[torpid dirge]

nice

[lament crest]

I got a free pump

But

I prefer double sawed off

[marsh dirge]

Yeah the saddlebag thing is a good tip

[near sparrow]

Hit the left d pad, dont hold it down

nvm you deleted your message lol

[jovial sinew]

Yeah I juussst figured that out, thanks!

[near sparrow]

[mellow falcon]

@lament crest Litchfield is relying heavily on dead eye

[wise jewel]

Correct

[mellow falcon]

without dead eye you aint hittim a long range headshot

thats what the varmint is for

but its trash

bc dead eye exists

[wise jewel]

It's easy if you take just one second longer

But I'm tryna improve my rolling block skills

I'm getting better

[queen wadi]

The scopes in this game r so hard to control

That or I’m bad

Probably the second one

What does deadeye do online?

[wise jewel]

It basically just immediately shrinks your bloom

But there are deadeye cards that give you perks

[queen wadi]

Ok

Nice

[wise jewel]

One of the best is slow and steady which makes it so that when in deadeye, a head shot doesn't instakill you

And slippery bastard means that nobody can auto lock onto you whilst you're in deadeye

[limpid mason]

Slow and steady you can’t run though don’t forget to mention that

But yeah it’s the best one for me slippery bastard I don’t use anymore

[wise jewel]

I always snipe anyway so I stay still and go in deadeye so I'm not completely a sitting duck

[limpid mason]

You prob use tyme big game and tonic then slippery bastard for 30 + seconds lol

I used too but it’s just too much effort

If you roll then shoot during slippery bastard your auto aim will work

Kinda dumb but it works

[wise jewel]

Yeah I tank up

With my horse aswell

Horse meal and stimulants plus health tonics

Yellow all day

Most of the time I'm out of lock on distance anyway

But it depends on the situation

[limpid mason]

Yeah it’s too much effort for me I’m old I can’t be bothered unless I’m with my posse and the fight is big

[wise jewel]

If I'm soloing against a large posse I'll stick back and take my time

But if I'm grouped up and there are equal or less enemies I'll get close

[limpid mason]

Yeah solo I’m sitting duck with random. Cards on

I just level random cards when I’m alone

I got 12 level 3 now though

[wise jewel]

I once had a five hour standoff with some guy in the Bayou, only to end with me popping his melon and receiving a very stern voice message

[limpid mason]

That’s what I kean

Mean

No interest in those fights at all

If no one can die first minute. I’m done with that fight

[wise jewel]

I did it for triumph more than xp or anything else

I'm not just gonna walk away

And the longer I waited the less I felt like walking away

[limpid mason]

Yeah bigger man walks away lol

HArd first month for me

But I walk away now cause you can’t be Wyatt Earp 24/7

People are better that’s a fact

Have to walk away sometimes lol

Better or more ambitious either one

[wise jewel]

It's only really becuase I knew him

Which gives me opportunity to exaggerativly brag

[near sparrow]

is rdr1 multiplayer worth playing anymore?

[marsh dirge]

It’s probably dead

also yes for the standoff

[kindred dragon]

someone killed my horse¨

and i gave them a message

saying

''u killed mah horse''

[near sparrow]

Ok

[queen wadi]

I doubt many people play it but I can’t really say much about it as I haven’t played it yet

[old rapids]

When the hell is the full version coming out

I mean most of what I do is just mess around now because there isn't much else to do :/

And stranger missions don't work properly (On PS4, at least)

The servers are too glitchy, especially because my friend went to the barbers yesterday in-game and came out and fell through the floor and became invisible and just hogtied people and ran away

[delicate valley]

You just need to have a little bit more fait

Rockstar has a PLAN

Before you know it you can go to tahiti

[marsh dirge]

holy shit gun rush is fun

when i was the only one left on my team my heart pounding

[queen wadi]

What’s the best repeater for rdo

[marsh dirge]

lancaster

[queen wadi]

ok thank

[old rapids]

What are the best guns for RDO?

Like the best load out

[delicate valley]

Lancaster is that OP gun right?

[queen wadi]

oh yeah that one op gun yeah

the one that is really op

[delicate valley]

That is probably gonna be nerfed in the next patch

[queen wadi]

Yeah most likely

@old rapids dual sawed off

can’t go wrong

Jk it’s fun and cool but impractical

I don’t know anything about what’s good and what’s bad tbh

[delicate valley]

I should wait with buying a gun

Tuesday there is a update with Economy balance and new weapons

[queen wadi]

buy the sawed off it’s good

[delicate valley]

Ofc not

[queen wadi]

It’s great

[delicate valley]

No its not xD

[sage quiver]

Blowing off limbs is great, so yea its awesome

[old rapids]

Nah nah

Dual wielding slug sawed off shotguns

[delicate valley]

Well thats true

[queen wadi]

Yes man

You have a high iq

Unfortunately I’m too low level so I can’t dual wield

[delicate valley]

I can't even buy Dynamite yet

I just started with Rdo

[old rapids]

Same

[queen wadi]

Want to join me

I’m very good

Jk I suck but pls join anyway

[delicate valley]

Nah

[queen wadi]

ok

[delicate valley]

I can't play rn

[queen wadi]

I have 200 iq

[delicate valley]

Im gonna move to a other home

So my room is full of boxes

So the ps4 is now in the living room

[queen wadi]

Rip

[delicate valley]

Yup

[old rapids]

I'm like level 13 but I have a pump shotgun, a rolling block rifle and two Schofield's

[queen wadi]

Nice

[old rapids]

I don't have those free items tho :(

Like the horse and all that

[delicate valley]

Im only level 10

[queen wadi]

Guys how can I get gold?

[old rapids]

grind

[delicate valley]

Buy it

[queen wadi]

Good advice I now have 100 gold

[delicate valley]

With real money

Xd

[queen wadi]

I’m not spending money on this game lol

I’m sad but not that sad

[delicate valley]

Well you asked how to get gold

[old rapids]

Delete your character and grind online story missions

lmao

completing them takes 4 hours if you're quick

grind that for a week and you'll have like 10 gold 👌

Totally worth it

[summer dagger]

1 week=10 gold

[old rapids]

lmao

I'd buy it but I'm poor and I need other things

[summer dagger]

[old rapids]

Feel free to buy me some good old gold yknow what I'm saying

[summer dagger]

No u

Am also poor

Buy 500$ worth of gold and spend it all on Cripps and playing roulette with the honor changing guy

[old rapids]

lmao hell yeag

[rain tusk]

@signal anchor Are you dead?

[queen wadi]

F

[near sparrow]

:(

[limpid mason]

B

[lucid pelican]

Shes probably just busy.

[steady mesa]

So, I see players with steel helmets in minigames

They cheating hard as fuck

Just a reminder

Report them.

[near sparrow]

How are they cheating?

i thought you could find them in the mini game map or am i just dumb

[steady mesa]

They're only meant for a mission. It's a bug to have one elsewhere.

Players were able to jack outfits from missions all the time in GTAO, it's actually amazing that Rockstar devs lacked the foresight to properly fix it in RDRO.

[sage quiver]

I want one of those bucketheads

[old rapids]

Dude you can get them in gun rush and showdown series???

[marsh dirge]

I’m trying to create a character on my other account but he looks so hideous from the side view and I can’t fix it

[near sparrow]

I just witnessed true chaos oh my god

This kid in game chat in a showdown went from telling his mom he loved her

To screaming this n word got a gun over and over 😔🤘🏻

[queen wadi]

Haha nice

[wise jewel]

I've finally found out what the irl equivalent to the carcano rifle is

It's an Italian rifle called the carcano modello 1891

Used by the Italians in ww2

[unborn raptor]

wowee

[marsh dirge]

no shit

they are both named carcano

[queen wadi]

what do u mean

why u sending crabs

[fallow rain]

Anyway someone can help me boost the

The Real Deal Trophy
Red Dead Online: Achieve MVP 3 times (in a round with at least 4 players).

On PS4, I suck at PVP lol

[unborn raptor]

lemme see all your pretty characters!

ow

wait

you can't share images here

yikes

[fiery canopy]

im not on my bro's ps4 rn, but mine looks like a generic female character with black and braided hair so yeah.

[summer dagger]

Mine looks like a mop!

[fiery canopy]

ah, before the update comes...

[fallow rain]

I chose to redo my character, she was so ugly lol, I managed to rank up to level 40, now I restarted and I'm just rank 10

But at least she looks good XD

[near sparrow]

Im nearing rank 34, and no way m resetting

[fiery canopy]

EAT A COMMON CATTAIL WEED if youre a female charcter XD pls ya wont regret it LMAO

[fallow rain]

What happens if you eat it lol

[fiery canopy]

PPFFT

its rickstar's fault XD thy actually forgot

[fallow rain]

Can we actually not post pics in this channel?

[near sparrow]

youve gotta use #red-dead-media

[fiery canopy]

cant find the reddit post

but...well the voice LMAO

[fallow rain]

Ahh thanks @near sparrow

[fiery canopy]

if you can just do it XD

eat those swamp hotdogs as i like to call them XD if your a female, if your a male, it wont work

its so simple XD

[fallow rain]

Lol now I gotta go find em aha

[fiery canopy]

FOUND THE POST BUT I WONT SPOIL THE SURPRISE XD

[fallow rain]

Lol I'm mid story mission just send it aha

[fiery canopy]

where's the fun in dat? XD

[fallow rain]

I don't wanna wait like 40 minutes aha, Anyways I guess I'll just google it

[fiery canopy]

thats no fun

[fallow rain]

I'm trying to get all gold on like the last mission

I'm probably gonna have to retry a bunch

[fiery canopy]

fine, I'll post it in #red-dead-media

[fallow rain]

Yayyyy XD

Btw do all the online story missions pay out extra XP and money if you just stick around for like 20 minutes and hunt lol

[fiery canopy]

yes

like gta v missions

[fallow rain]

What's the ideal time though

[fiery canopy]

wait til last minute

[fallow rain]

Last minute lol

[fiery canopy]

pretty much XD

[fallow rain]

I've been in like these sessions where the guy just sets a timer for like 25 minutes and he's like don't detonate that final barrel

[fiery canopy]

yepXD

[fallow rain]

Its been a while since I played online, is there still that thing where if you fail/restart a mission when you complete it you get 0 XP and no money

[fiery canopy]

yep

[fallow rain]

What's up with that

[fiery canopy]

when you restart its not zero, but its really low

[fallow rain]

Do you at least get to keep the XP from all your kills and stuff?

[fiery canopy]

erm dont think so? I never really failed my missions XD

or tried to see if that happened lol

[fallow rain]

Ya well it wasn't my fault ahah

I gotta get a permanent posse

[near sparrow]

fuck iw ant to customise my bridle

its so ugly

[rain tusk]

Lol

[fiery canopy]

I want a poncho and mexico. XD

I wanted it so badly I DREW ARTHUR INA PONCHO AND SENT IT TO RICKSTAR'S TWITTER (they dont really acknowlege it tho XD)

[fallow rain]

But it suck's cuz like in GTA you could have these huge, what were they called, gangs, clans etc where you would at least have someone online to play with, I feel like if I pay for a permanent posse I'm not always gonna have those same friends online to make it worth it

[marsh dirge]

Xbox crashing rdr2 online intro mission

During the credits

[fiery canopy]

then again, RDO is something Rockstar hasnt been working on for an incredible amount of years like SP. I think they'll start adding more things when RDR2 is comin to pc like GTAv whick took like idk half a year?

[near sparrow]

i hope it doesnt go to pc heehee

[fiery canopy]

ik that in 26th, theyre adding evans repeater and more modes and also a bounty system

thats also when the release of an art book for rdr2 is coming on amazon

[fallow rain]

@fiery canopy what's your PSN I'll add you maybe we can play online later, you got a mic?

[fiery canopy]

nope XD

[old rapids]

Hey do you guys know specifically what's coming in the next update?

[fiery canopy]

plus I go solo on most things so sorreh bout that

scroll up @old rapids

[marsh dirge]

rdr2 BETTER go to pc

imagine the rule 34

[fallow rain]

Lol alright

[fiery canopy]

More details about the Feb 26 update:
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60855/Red-Dead-Online-Beta-Update-Arrives-Next-Week

its prolly on announcements anyway

[marsh dirge]

did you guys hear that red dead redemption 2 is getting released

[fiery canopy]

im in the /r/RedDeadRedemption server (but not as a mod or anythin)

[near sparrow]

isnt this

that server

[fiery canopy]

shrugs

[near sparrow]

if its not, please send an invite lul

[marsh dirge]

@near sparrow did you get to the mission where you have sex with the horse yet

[near sparrow]

i got to fuck a cow, but not the horse yet 😔 @marsh dirge

[marsh dirge]

wait what i didnt know it was randomized

can you dm me the invite too

[near sparrow]

@fiery canopy

holy shit

its a big rdr server

bless

[fiery canopy]

@marsh dirge dm the inv to the r/redeadredemption server?

[marsh dirge]

yes

[fiery canopy]

its the actual reddit server and whatnot thats why

idk why there's two but anyhowwww

[old rapids]

sick

I can't wait for fishing challenges lmao

[near sparrow]

the servers deader than this

:(

[unborn raptor]

wait what

fuck a cow

what am i seeing

[fiery canopy]

Hrm?

[marsh dirge]

@unborn raptor can i eat you

[unborn raptor]

yeah sure

wait what

what is going on in this server

[near sparrow]

sex

[marsh dirge]

sex

[unborn raptor]

this is frustrating

[marsh dirge]

duck

[near sparrow]

duck

[marsh dirge]

goog

[unborn raptor]

have you been drinking again

[near sparrow]

goose !

[rain tusk]

No. Gog

[unborn raptor]

you guys are making me sad

[near sparrow]

i am sad

[rain tusk]

You akreddy made me sad

[marsh dirge]

@unborn raptor can i pet you duck

[rain tusk]

Heh. Heh. Mother ducker.

[unborn raptor]

yes you can

[near sparrow]

i got max dishonor

heehee

[unborn raptor]

me too

[near sparrow]

ok

[unborn raptor]

it's hard for me to get out of it

cuz

killin' is fun

[near sparrow]

shootin up npcs in saint denis and seeing how long i can hold the cops out of rhodes saloon is the only thing i find fun anymore

[marsh dirge]

i also like sex roleplays

[unborn raptor]

okay

[near sparrow]

make a sex roleplay posse

sad how police farming is litteraly the quickest way to get xp

got 400 in a few mins

[marsh dirge]

when you realize npcs can oneshot you by headshotting

[thin nova]

I hope they fix the disconnecting issue in the next update, it's so frustrating....

[near sparrow]

Does anyone have pictures of a fully upgraded large camp

[vital forge]

Wow I just read up on the new update and it might actually actually make me come back to the game for a bit to get some new clothes and gear for my character

[wise jewel]

New horse aswell

[vital forge]

Like fur lined leather jacket looks 🔥

Getting me closer to making a red Harlow outfit

Did they name the breed of horse?

[wise jewel]

Nah

[narrow jolt]

||It’s Arthur’s pp||

[vital forge]

Yummy

I haven’t played in like a month and have no money in game so I’ll probably have to grind all Tuesday

[narrow jolt]

The only horse I wanna ride ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[wise jewel]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[narrow jolt]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[vital forge]

What are the best money making methods rn?

[wise jewel]

Waiting out more than one way to earn a buck or fishing

[near sparrow]

Stranger missions but waiting till the timer is nearly over to turn it in

I got $30 in 15m from that

[vital forge]

Nice. Hopefully the new free roam stuff will pay well too

[wise jewel]

Hopefully

I just want fancy vanity items to look fresh af

[vital forge]

I want fancy new clothes and the new repeater

And more of a reason to play free roam

[mighty steppe]

i agree heavily with that last part

[vital forge]

I feel free roam is the most important part of any of rockstars online games and right now the world is just dead besides hunting, a few missions and gang hideouts

It felt like gta had much more to do in terms of missions from characters in the story

[mighty steppe]

yes

the most important part of their game is just like singleplayer but worse

the only redeeming factor is the novelty of being connected to the internet

[tulip hornet]

So

How's RDO?

[lucid pelican]

Pretty...empty

[dense hollow]

@tulip hornet patch tomorrow

Imma be on all week

[tulip hornet]

Wait...

A patch..

[wise jewel]

/content update

[tulip hornet]

Finally? I have no Xbox Live nor do I want to spend money on it hahahaha

[pliant pumice]

Hey @lucid pelican, c'mere. Word 'round is you was lookin' fer updates? https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/tags/736

[tulip hornet]

I'll just check up on it on YouTube but I've had my fun on RDO.

It'll be the same ole' same old from here on out

[near sparrow]

I just want housing added 🤠🤘🏻

[tulip hornet]

When they add heists or coach/wagon races I'll hop back

[near sparrow]

Or better camps

[tulip hornet]

And houses

[near sparrow]

coaches to transport more carcasses and stuff from hunting would be cool

[carmine slate]

That’s a good idea

[trail horizon]

id like a world with more players in it

[marsh dirge]

more griefers? nah we have enough ppl per lobby

It’s always nice to have a dead spot for hunting and fishing

[trail horizon]

they are putting stuff in the update to stop griefers though

[marsh dirge]

1 kill for parley

that’s enough to lose a perfect pelt

[trail horizon]

i would just be cool to have a vvv bustling map but if u murdered another player in the big towns youd get a massive bounty / put in jail and basically given incentive to be peaceful

it*

[marsh dirge]

orrrrr

just put in a god damn passive mode

have a cooldown of 5-10 mins so ppl don’t abuse it

[trail horizon]

yess

[carmine slate]

Would be really realistic if in a big town if someone kills you for no reason it triggers an assassination event for the killer or something

[marsh dirge]

what horse do you guys recommend

im rank 30 and need a strong and quick enough horse that looks pretty

and i also want it to last a while

[trail horizon]

i have a big chunky shire she thicc

[marsh dirge]

Buy foxtrotter at 58

Use that red chestnut Arabian till then

im a long way from 58 lol

But youll need a big chunk of cash then (or gold)

how much is it in gold?

Usually its 1 gold = 20-25$ Conversion

So 950$ would be like 38-48

jesus i can not afford that at all

Thats why you shouldnt spend Resources on a horse now 😛

damn but rank 58 thats so far away

Depends if you really grind it out or not

Isnt there still a 20% bonus atm?

believe so yes

also ill try to be a bit more specific, a horse thats big and strong but like a bodybuilder like the shire, and still has decent enough speed and stamina

Well get to some grinding then :p

I have school lmao

Rip

After school

would the american standardbred work as like a 30-60 horse until i get mega bread and cash out on a fox trotter

Idk never had one in online

Is that the ultimate edition free one?

Belgian masterrace

Big and chunky while not having Godzilla sized legs

american standardbred has 6 bars of speed and 5 bars of acceleration at max

4 and 3 default

Black american standardbred with silver hair is really good looking

How much does that standard red arabian has?

belgian does look decent but idk if it's a 30-60 horse

@marsh dirge a LOT more but im getting tired of the arabian lol

I see

nvm not that much more

7 and 6 at max

I’d just grind xp then buy a horse really

ok

Avinz, what rank is the standardbred?

I need that horse more then you know

not sure but its below 29

the higher ones are 39 and 55

also idk if i should get a standardbred or a belgian now lol

I’ll use anything that’s 3 bars or more with both stats with okay stamina

once im like rank 70 im getting the fox trotter but i need one thatll do well for about 25 ranks until then

arabians not my type

for some reason the basic looking horses feel more unique to me

Idk why

[devout reef]

Who is ready for the update?

[marsh dirge]

Here!

Haha

i DEFINITELY am

how much space is the update

my WiFi is less then 1mb per sec

i was fishing and this daft table lassoes me and drags me to a cave and just has 5 of his men aiming at me so i cant break free

LMAO

red dead online has the skinner brothers

were they all machete equipped and looked inbred?

[devout reef]

Aiming at you prevents you from being able to wiggle free?

[marsh dirge]

should i get the belgian or the standardbred for the next 20 ranks

and yes they all wore overalls with gummer teeth

@devout reef if i broke free i would be nasalraped with arrows

standard

y

[devout reef]

And then you respawn

[marsh dirge]

I’m pretty sure it has better stats

@devout reef yeah but i didnt wanna be on the run and switching to a new lobby is no fun

also are scrawny nags different color each time they spawn

or are they just light brown/red whatever but are super dirty so they look black

only stat standardbred is better is speed by 1 bar

standardbred looks cooler

which coat are you thinking of getting

buckskin, not a big fan of black horses

I’m debating on which coat to get

I like black horses but am afraid it will be mistaken for a scrawny nag by other ppl

i like light brown horses

I like dark brown, light brown and chestnut as well

im thinking either the buckskin standardbred or the mealy chestnut belgian

white horses are okay but not my type

the standardbred has slightly better stats but the belgian is more durable

I beat a griefer 9 to 2 in a feud with only one revolver and my Belgian only died when I fell off a ledge

so I’m sure the Belgian is a god damn tank

also decent in speed i dont need a horse that's the flash just not too slow

Stamina is more important then speed

they have the same stamina at the start lol

Bonding is a life savior

Sucks when you’re on a mission but your posse is miles away from you because your horse is acting like it has tuberculosis

lol

does your belgian have max bonding

Idk

I think level 3

Might be max tho

hows el stamina

More then enough to get places

so like if I were to ride from valentine to rhodes

how would it be

Any horse besides maybe the Kentucky saddler is usable after bonding

Also idk, I’ll do that when I get on later

[limpid mason]

Horses are the worst in this game

They slow down all the time for no reason with full stamina and health

Just for a few seconds but drives me bananas

[carmine slate]

I feel like my Arabian is trash sometimes

Stamina bar always seems to glitch out and drain extremely fast

[limpid mason]

Yeah I got Arabians and Turks

Well your saddle bro

Need the special ones

[carmine slate]

I’m going to get a foxtrotter asap

[limpid mason]

-50 right away you know ?

That’s big diff

[carmine slate]

I just use the aligator one from the beta handout

[limpid mason]

If you do t have special saddle you in for a shitty ride

Well that’s the lowest

-25?

[carmine slate]

Oh really I didn’t know it made that much of a difference

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge I’ll do that valentine to Rhodes ride with my Belgian

[carmine slate]

Makes sense though

[limpid mason]

AnywY you will be happy when you 82 or w/e beaver one is

My horse doesn’t even lose stamina anymore

It’s hard to drain it

But they still act dumb

[carmine slate]

What’s the best saddle you think over all?

[marsh dirge]

I never noticed stamina drops till I started online

[limpid mason]

Beaver for me

But if you like him tough

[carmine slate]

Gotcha what level do you unlock it

[limpid mason]

Beaver is the best stamina ?

Think so

83 or somethjng

[carmine slate]

Not to worried about health for my horse as long as it can get me to places efficiently

[limpid mason]

Yeah me either

[carmine slate]

Gotcha thanks bro

[marsh dirge]

Is this a glitch? I started online and started me people are marked as enemies despite never seeing them ever

[limpid mason]

Beaver you waiting on bro

[carmine slate]

That happens to me all the time when I hop lobbies not rugged

Yeah il go for the beaver

[limpid mason]

Yeah and you kill someone and they still standing ?

[marsh dirge]

also what’s the closest walk style to arthurs

[limpid mason]

Weird these days

Not sure lol

[wise jewel]

@marsh dirge using your legs

[marsh dirge]

Gunslinger is basically johns

[limpid mason]

Yeah it is

Lol

[carmine slate]

I was in a large showdown lobby and some guy had slippery bastard glitched so you couldn’t aim at him the whole match

Was very annoying

[limpid mason]

Johns so skinny it bothers me a bit

Hard to beef them up too

[carmine slate]

Ikr it so hard to get chonky

[marsh dirge]

Is there a big difference between average and underweight Arthur

[carmine slate]

Foods just expensive in general aswell

[limpid mason]

Too much effort takes 2 hours of eating candy !

Or something

[carmine slate]

Yeah I normally just buy candies since there well priced

[limpid mason]

I had 300

Still only gif from thin to medium

Took over hour too

I did see John fat

Looks wicked lol

[carmine slate]

I went from like 2k to 500 from pimping out my guns 😭

[limpid mason]

Google Marston fat

Looks so funny lol

[marsh dirge]

Arthur looks funnier fat

[carmine slate]

Lmao wth

Definetly more intimidating

[limpid mason]

Yeah way different he looks lol

[carmine slate]

Arthur’s a god

[limpid mason]

Arthur is big guy even when not fat

[marsh dirge]

Even underweight Arthur is pretty good

[limpid mason]

Marston just looks sick

Yes exactly

[marsh dirge]

Is there a big diff between average and underweight Arthur

[limpid mason]

Yes lol

[marsh dirge]

Because I’m worrying about him looking skinny in my second playthrough

[limpid mason]

I only googled

I can’t get fat

And I try very hard

[carmine slate]

Average is basically just balanced in every way

[limpid mason]

Yeah fat is the worst anyway

[marsh dirge]

Literally I have to eat 2 things every half minute or I lose weight

[limpid mason]

Tougher but who cares single player

Yes it’s crazy

[carmine slate]

Im trying to go from underweight to average in online

Seems near impossible for me though lo

[marsh dirge]

can I lose weight this fast irl

[limpid mason]

Can you ?

Prob cost thousands

Lol

I’d love to be fat online

[carmine slate]

I would hope not lol I’d probably be anorexic if it worked like red dead

[limpid mason]

Same lol

Griefers be fat though

Since they always tanking up

[marsh dirge]

what would kids in Africa look like wtf

I’d feel horrible

[carmine slate]

I’m really trying to give my guy tattoos I wish it was a thing

[limpid mason]

Back then ?

[carmine slate]

They would look like |

[limpid mason]

Kinda rare in western lol

Tatts

[carmine slate]

Yeah I thought so

I’d imagine it would be expensive aswell

[marsh dirge]

5 more ranks before I can get american standardbred

[limpid mason]

Maybe one day

[carmine slate]

I should just get a cross branded on my chest

[marsh dirge]

fastest way to earn exp?

[limpid mason]

Cause they did have sailor tattoos back then ?

Lol

[carmine slate]

True true

[limpid mason]

And the classic mother on a heart

Lol

[carmine slate]

I’d for sure make my guy look scary as hell if they add tattooea

Lol yeah got to have a momma tat

[limpid mason]

I agree but need to keep the modern tribal tatts out

Just old school tatts

Anchors and stuff lol

Naked lady ...

Lol

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge how was the ride

I didn’t do it

I’ve been slaughtering cows

how about emerald ranch to strawberry @marsh dirge

[limpid mason]

You know I got an Arabian but I’m too embarrassed to ride a pony .....

[carmine slate]

I bought a fishing rod yesterday going to try to find some good techniques

[limpid mason]

Fishing rod first thing awesome to buy lol

I would even spend gold on that lure if I was you

Don’t break them

[marsh dirge]

@carmine slate i know a good technique

[carmine slate]

Ooh please tell

[marsh dirge]

when you get the fish on hook

when you're reeling it

[carmine slate]

Complete noob at fishing here

[limpid mason]

Well you just hold down right toggled when they struggle

[marsh dirge]

use your palm to real as fast as possible

[limpid mason]

So they don’t get farther

[marsh dirge]

and also

make your left stick aim down for about 5 or 10 circles

then make it aim up for 5 circles

and repeat

[limpid mason]

Always hold left stock down even when luring

[carmine slate]

Gotcha il try that

[limpid mason]

Just get used to holding it down all the time

[carmine slate]

What are the best places to fish you think?

In terms of money gain

[limpid mason]

And don’t forget when they struggle hold down right stick most important thing

[marsh dirge]

blackwater, lake owanjila, space under horseshoe overlook

[limpid mason]

No slack

[carmine slate]

Thanks for the information 🤠

[limpid mason]

When it tells you to flick lure

It’s basically telling you to do it right now

If you wait a sec it’s gone

[carmine slate]

I usually just reel really slowly to attract fish

[limpid mason]

You don’t have to flick

That’s when you get better

You’ll see

[carmine slate]

Gotcha

[marsh dirge]

Dakota River is really good for medium fish

Blackwater docks for Sturgeons (right behind butcher)

[narrow glacier]

fishing seemed super simple to me. im surprised people find it difficult at all.

[wise jewel]

It isn't lol

[marsh dirge]

sturgeons are 7.25 each but your hands gonna burn from reeling

[narrow glacier]

lol wut ^

[marsh dirge]

Not if you fish properly and lure them to shore before they bite the lure

[narrow glacier]

if you didn't play the original UFC f unleashed for XBOX you don't understand the pain of spinning a joystick

[marsh dirge]

nah i just go wild on my right analog stick

[narrow glacier]

it's not rocket surgery... and it also doesn't require brute force..

[marsh dirge]

I did the ride from emerald ranch to strawberry, had to stop about twice to regain stamina @marsh dirge

Most important thing is flicking left stick every couple seconds for those pushes and holding down right stick during the struggle to not let it pull back line

Going crazy on the right stick circling doesn’t do half as much

Except destroy your sticks 😂

current fastest way for exp?

BW cops farm

aight

From horseback

Def with the 20% bonus

gotta get 5 levels for the american standardbred

I bet you can get close to 10k xp an hour if done right

damn I died

damn my horse died

[queen wadi]

why didn’t u just dodge

[marsh dirge]

you can’t on horseback

[queen wadi]

just don’t get shot

[marsh dirge]

Stand on the back of the long ass dock

So that you horse puts you just high enough to shoot over the stairs

And then let them come up the Dock and

Pop heads

Else they Will overwhelm you

emerald ranch to strawberry and stopping twice

my arabian stops three times lol

going on a roof

do you lose exp for dying?

[wise jewel]

No

[marsh dirge]

Weapons degrade from falling tho

Wow I got headshotted

[marsh dirge]

Yeah there’s a sniper on top of the sheriffs office every now and then

Gotta keep an eye out ;p

[carmine slate]

Il have to try out the bw method

[marsh dirge]

It’s a bit less boring than the ones on the rooftop, you will get killed if they ambush/outnumber you but if you’re on the dock there’s places to hide if needed

[keen horizon]

I cant even play free roam on xbox. no animals or npcs. this game is currently dead. Tomorrows update needs to bring this game back to life and make it fun again

[signal anchor]

hi dareal :)

man i had to take a week off knowing how much i'm gonna play this update

i gained 6 fucking lbs in 3 weeks because of bad weather limiting my running and all the sitting down i did playing this damn game

and everyone's like "blah blah 6 lbs that's nothing" but weight adds up when you run or hike a lot.

toward the end of my master's degree i got up to like 40 lbs overweight . couldn't let red dead get me back there again :P

[lucid pelican]

Missed you Ami <3

[signal anchor]

:D

!news

bleh iforgot the command

but yeah it's tomorrow

[pliant pumice]

Hey @lucid pelican, c'mere. Word 'round is you was lookin' fer updates? https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/tags/736

[signal anchor]

there it is

[lucid pelican]

Its !updates

[signal anchor]

yeah i'm stoopid :(

[lucid pelican]

Is okay :)

I forgot bot commands sometimes too

[signal anchor]

and i am mainly in this chat when i play RDO so if i take a break from RDO a few days i'm gonna be absent ;)

oh itll probably be early

before noon

[lucid pelican]

I figured as much. No worries though

Youre probably right @faint copper

[signal anchor]

it'll likely be early though. before demand. tuesday early morning is like the antithesis of peak time so it's a popular update time for a lot of games

plenty of stuff to do til it hits. just run hideouts our masturbate or go fishing

i was playing so much of this damn game i was eating convenience food and even had a few sugary drinks. in the last week i lost nearly half of the 6 lbs i gained just by dragging myself to the treadmill at the gym and staying away from garbage food. it'll be easier to play this damn game when the weather isn't complete ass and i can be a little bit more liberal with my caloric intake

[marsh dirge]

Sup Ames haven’t played that much myself either after I hit platinum

[wise jewel]

I just play it casual now

Before I was as sweaty a player as you could be

[signal anchor]

i think i'll be playing quite a bit with the update at least for a few weeks

i know i'll be taking a couple weeks off for days gone when it comes out april 26

i just hope it has a legit high difficulty mode on release

i hate when ive completed the game and then they finally release a decent "nightmare" difficulty 3 months later

[marsh dirge]

hello ami

[wise jewel]

I would like that aswell

[signal anchor]

it's not fucking "nightmare" if i know the game in and out. i like going in FRESH with that shit. makes it harder

[wise jewel]

Especially when the hardest difficulties are locked becuase you haven't played enough

Thats the most annoying

[signal anchor]

right? waht the fuck is that?

[marsh dirge]

should i get the american stamdardbred or the belgian

[wise jewel]

I'm tryna play anthem and I can't select the highest three difficulties

@marsh dirge standardbred

[signal anchor]

honestly avinz with only 5 horsie slots, i wouldn't get either of those

[marsh dirge]

i only have one

[signal anchor]

is the standardbred a work horse?

[wise jewel]

If you are to get a race horse then get a thoroughbred

[marsh dirge]

its a race horse, belgian is draft i believe

I need a strong horse that wont die in one shot but has decent enough stamina

[signal anchor]

get teh standard then.

you should have a least one race horse

[wise jewel]

Belgian is only decent for health, but if you bond with the standardbred it will level up to the same health as the Belgian

[signal anchor]

so it's not a waste of a slot

right now drafts are garbage and youa re better off with a warhorse

[marsh dirge]

hmm alright

[signal anchor]

belgian is decent for health and shit for courage.

[marsh dirge]

getting tired of my Arabian, fast but weak as hell

[signal anchor]

better off with a warhorse or warhorse/work horse multi like the turk

[wise jewel]

I got a rose Ardennes for shits and gigs but now it's my main horse

[marsh dirge]

im low on money and ranks so i just need a horse until i eventually get my dream horse which is the fox trotter

[signal anchor]

but also getting a straight up work horse for free roam aint a wasted slot either

avinz if you click OPTIONS

scroll downto STORE

you can buy the premium currency

and then hold L2 when you are makng a purchase

to pay for it in gold instead

works on everything but card upgrades

[marsh dirge]

I have 5 gold lol

[wise jewel]

That's how mafia works

@marsh dirgethat was free

[signal anchor]

i'm down to480 :(

after this update i'm probably gonna have to buy another 350 gold pack

[wise jewel]

I'm at like 150

[marsh dirge]

how tf

lol

[signal anchor]

well i've bought 1,775 gold so far :/ but i also spent a lot

[marsh dirge]

1775 wow

that's a lot of horse revivers

[signal anchor]

right?

[marsh dirge]

lol

[wise jewel]

You've spent like 500$on it at this point haven't you

[signal anchor]

$504.94

might be $603.93 if this update has a lot of stuff :)

[wise jewel]

The fact that you some how remember that astonishes me

[marsh dirge]

when its out of beta ami's gonna have the time of her life holy shot

shit*

[signal anchor]

i hold a master's degree in mathematics ;)

[wise jewel]

I've spent a little over £100 on it

[signal anchor]

NOTENOUGH

BUYMOAR!

[wise jewel]

And that was entirely spent on clothes

And maybe a couple of weapons

[signal anchor]

i mostly bought the pamps. wasn''t gonna farm that shit

oh yeah and the weapons

[marsh dirge]

I spent 5 dollars on the entire online mode lmao

[signal anchor]

NOTENOUGH

[marsh dirge]

i dont like microtransactions its a sacred rule of my heart xd

[wise jewel]

You do if you're a realist/capitalist

[marsh dirge]

im a brokist

I’ll wait a long time before spending any cash on rdo

[wise jewel]

Once I get my share of my granddad's inheritance I will buy like £800s worth

[signal anchor]

i love MTX so much that i usually masturbate for about 20 minutes before my purchase and then click the "confirm purchase" button right when I climax

[marsh dirge]

honestly same because if i cash out now then I'll buy stuff before actual interesting stuff comes in

and wtf

[signal anchor]

that's how i get the most out of it

[wise jewel]

That's...unique

I'm saving mymoney for something irl

[signal anchor]

spending a little on video games really is my only vice though

don't smoke or drink or any otther fun stuff

[wise jewel]

Imo, a new set of four studio monitors takes priority over gold

[marsh dirge]

never smoke or drink preach it

[signal anchor]

my main hobbies are hiking, camping, hunting, and marathons. marathon fees cost me a few hundred a year

[wise jewel]

My current ones are from the early 2000s

[signal anchor]

and that's probably the second most expensive thing i do next to video games

hiking and camping are all free, hunting is a cheap license

[wise jewel]

I usually just play basketball or go camping

I hunt liek twice a year

[marsh dirge]

i play soccer or just go somewhere with friends

[wise jewel]

And England's hunting laws are much more strict

[queen wadi]

soccer

lol

[signal anchor]

i only hunt and fish a few times a year, and lately it's just been small to medium game. i haven't deer hunt in a while

[marsh dirge]

what?. @queen wadi

[queen wadi]

it’s football lol

[marsh dirge]

i know but most people here are american

[wise jewel]

I've never hunted a deer but I've skinned one

@marsh dirge I ain't

[marsh dirge]

i gave up calling it football when everyone thought i meant hand egg

@wise jewel didnt say you were

[queen wadi]

jk I know it’s the american way of saying it you do you

[marsh dirge]

i prefer calling it football lmao

[queen wadi]

Same

You’re kicking a ball with ur foot

[signal anchor]

america's hunting laws are pretty lax about most stuff. just have to have a license and be in season. we use licensing and reporting to track population numbers and we schedule the season lengths based on the number of animals that need to be culled

[marsh dirge]

only thing people hunt down here are alligators and ducks lmao

[signal anchor]

it's acttuallyy a really complicated system that a lot of huntersdon't really appreciate.

[wise jewel]

Yeah, I can only hunt small game and some birds

[signal anchor]

i've livedin florida and i fucking LOVE gator hunting

[marsh dirge]

I live in florida and let me tell you guys something

gators are fucking delicious

[signal anchor]

they really are

[marsh dirge]

try wrestling with one

[wise jewel]

I would love to go gator hunting

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge what do they taste like?

[signal anchor]

gator hunting is kinda easy though. but man i loves me some gator tail

[wise jewel]

For some reason I know how to skin one

And that's not red dead

[signal anchor]

like gator hunting in RDO is accurate as fuck

they are stupid easy to hunt

[wise jewel]

Lazy fookers

[marsh dirge]

basically just fat crispy chicken

mmm

can you beat alligators with your fist in this game?

[wise jewel]

Yeah but only if you're brave enough

[marsh dirge]

and iron man

[signal anchor]

the fuck.

i typed a comment and it got moderated out and i don't know why lol

[marsh dirge]

servers change a lot since you left

a lot of words are uncensored for dumb reasons

[signal anchor]

i was gone a few days !

[marsh dirge]

I’m gonna go become crocodile marston and wrestle with the legendary alligator

censored*

yeah, it literally happened within a night lol

the server died since you left

[signal anchor]

yeah i have that effect on servers :P

[marsh dirge]

a lot of active people just dipped

no it doesn’t have anything to do with you

like 10 of the most active barely talk anymore

active ppl like fish

[signal anchor]

i just needed a few days break. recharge before the update and also start using the treadmill at the gym (i really need to buy my own)

[marsh dirge]

just died

Lucifer left

[signal anchor]

the weather has been so bad that my normal running times have been cancelled a lot

[wise jewel]

Lmao "hand egg"

[marsh dirge]

It was negative thirty five for me this morning

[signal anchor]

it's goingto get better soon and i'll be back to my full training regimen thankfully

[wise jewel]

It's boiling in England

I had an excuse to wear my nice shorts

[signal anchor]

temp it's been around 0 to 5 C, but it's just also been freezing rain

and other bullshit i won'trun in

[marsh dirge]

I’ve been getting negative 10F to negative 35F

that’s not too bad

and 5-10 inches of snow

[signal anchor]

i don't mind spring rains with my gortex brooks ghost trainers, but i won't run in this shit

[wise jewel]

It's been liek 15°C

[signal anchor]

i like training in 10 to 15C in the morning

i usually would start running around 4am

but lately i've been just getting some running in when i can morning or evening in this garbage weather. and then trying to make up some maintenance onthe treadmill

[wise jewel]

Yeah, half of my excersize is on the way to the gym becuase of how far I cycle

[signal anchor]

i'm the kind of person that absolutely fucking hates dieting so if i can't run, i can' eat the normal garbage i enjoy

[wise jewel]

Tbh with the amount of shit food I eat I'm suprised I haven't died of a diabetic heart attack

[signal anchor]

running lets me eat 3000 calories a day and not give a fuck :P

[wise jewel]

I had four different, huge courses of chicken yesterday

[signal anchor]

get that protein son :P

[marsh dirge]

I eat 2 meals a day and exercise daily and keep gaining weight

[signal anchor]

what kind of exercise rug?

[marsh dirge]

I ate a fucking carrot for lunch

[summer dagger]

[signal anchor]

weights and stuff like that aren't big calorie burners at all

[marsh dirge]

do I have to be a god damn vegetarian

[summer dagger]

I'm hungry now.

[marsh dirge]

also I jog everyday

lift weights ever other day

[signal anchor]

how far are you jogging?

my training regimen is 85km a week

[marsh dirge]

about 2-6 hours a day

[signal anchor]

but lately i've been down to about 20

[marsh dirge]

not today tho I’m dying of some kind of throat sickness

[signal anchor]

if you are running a couple hours a day, yo ushould be losing weight

[marsh dirge]

whatbthe fuuuuck

[signal anchor]

unless you're eatinga truck load of snickers bars

[marsh dirge]

"going on a jog"

@marsh dirge just dont die its that easy

more like running to saint denis from blackwater

[signal anchor]

(people who hike will get that. snickers bars are calorie dense and great for hikes)

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge I may have meant go on a run lol

"yeah just jogged across the state for my early morning workout"

working out those thumbs

[wise jewel]

I cycle about forty miles each day

[marsh dirge]

i was making fun of you,,,,

😞

[signal anchor]

although some of the hikers i know just take a jar of nutella or peanutbutter to eat right out of the fucking container :/ hardcore

[delicate valley]

i don't really sport and eat to much but im still to skinny🙃

[marsh dirge]

brb gonna lead my horse to the other side of the map