rdo-chat

[heady river]

Game ruined how?

Because, Rockstar won't do anything as they irritate people into spending gold on weapon upgrades and whatnot.

[next gale]

dude you're really upset, relax

[cold rover]

lol I'm always riding up on people fast since I gallop everywhere but I try to give space so people know I ain't going to kill you xD And if a posse member shoots me out of nowhere then I go and kill them again and again til they stop

[next gale]

you can get more skins and feathers

[heady river]

Exactly.

Murder and dying is part of the core gameplay loop.

It wouldn't be any fun if you didn't have to beat rabid dogs with a stick.

But wanting to get physical with some dude on the internet is purely childish.

[next gale]

i don't like the sociopathic trash that likes to play these and other games online just fucking with people for literally no reason either, but it's really unnecessary to wish death on someone over a renewable set of pixels, ones and zeros in a video game

you're okay man, just take a second to relax

[narrow jolt]

[heady river]

I just don't see the point in getting so bent up over it that you want to harm the other person. Be irritated, annoyed, whatever. It's stupid and immature to be like "Man I wanna find him and excavate his skull with a tire iron."

[zinc thunder]

I got a 6kg fish wtf

[heady river]

Just breathe in through the nose, out the mouth.

[mellow falcon]

@zinc thunder so what

$7

whatever

go catch another one

[zinc thunder]

Wow what a way to be rude

[heady river]

I think they were more amazed it was 6kg than anything..

[mellow falcon]

@zinc thunder wdym bro

just do that

its nothing special tbh

[cold rover]

tbh I got pretty raging playing the games too since my gun seems to refuse to shoot when I'm pressing the trigger and then shoots right after respawn like thank you lag, I didn't know I had to get the best broadband to stand a chance xD

[mellow falcon]

the weight doesnt matter at all

[zinc thunder]

I was just glad that it was over my thumb is dead

[marsh dirge]

restating my wish for an opinion
I wish at lvl 100 there was a final mission where you were guaranteed to die but when you do you get the chance to either respawn and kill your killer or restart from fresh at lvl 1 with all your money

[heady river]

Kind of a moot choice since most no one would choose to grind all over again.

[marsh dirge]

Maybe get an XP boost after it?

[heady river]

if it gave you unique clothing or whatever, that'd be worth it for me lmao.

[marsh dirge]

Or that

[heady river]

Give me a solid gold piece of clothing each time you do it.

I wanna be shiny

[marsh dirge]

I'd say you keep your money and your primary guns.

[heady river]

You'd have to keep your clothes. Nobody wants to look dirty.

Facts.

The stat reset and inability to purchase special ammo alone is bad enough.

[marsh dirge]

I'd say you keep everything but you get a gold piece of clothing, and an XP boost. But the next lvl mission is at lvl 200

[heady river]

10 levels gives you a random RNG piece of gold clothing?

Then you reset for another chance at 10 random pieces.

[marsh dirge]

Ooo maybe items sell for more money and you get better loot from bodies

[heady river]

Outline different benefits for different prestige ranks.

Yes.

Cute little icon over your level instead of the lame circle.

It gets more fancy.

[marsh dirge]

@next gale it's not about a game, it's about sociopaths ruining people's fun by abusing elements of a game

Then they say it's just a game

Then fucking play it

Agreed @narrow glacier

Stop playing solely to grief

That's not the point of the game

[next gale]

i understand and i don't like it either, but getting this upset about it is only doing you harm

[heady river]

They do need to fill the void after 100.

[marsh dirge]

I just think sociopaths should be kolled

Killed

They have held humanity back enough

One righteous genocide than its music and margaritas

Na im.just tired of sociopaths ruining everything from.video games to society

Death to all sociopaths

I'll compromise. Instead of wishing death can we organize a troll killing squad on here

[orchid matrix]

has known more well rounded mentally ' griefers' than the irrational fly off the handle and snap and murder people pve junkies

[heady river]

Big facts.

[marsh dirge]

Sociopaths tend to blend in

So you might think they're mentally well but they literally get off on antagonizing people

Theyre scum

[heady river]

Assuming everyone who griefs in a video game is a sociopath is kinda.. redundant. Since most of them think it's amazingly funny when people get so incomprehensibly angry over a video game.

[marsh dirge]

And so are you probably if you don't see anything wrong with playing a game just to annoy people

[orchid matrix]

You sound like you're off the deep end

[heady river]

It's the reaction, not the action.

You said the dude's in the Discord who did it to you, no?

[marsh dirge]

Yeah and only true lowliest get off on piss in people off

No I said i hope he is

[heady river]

Either way, if he is, he's howling right now that you took the time to bitch about him.

You're playing to his song and dance, my friend.

[marsh dirge]

I'm calling him out for the useless scum he is.

Three pecked, shut your dumb fucking mouth

I was skinning an animal. He shot me. And left the server

You're a troll piece of shit bro

[next gale]

calm down

[heady river]

Uno, it helps nobody to be reductive.

[next gale]

you can get the skins again in a few minutes, likely

[orchid matrix]

makes a note to skip showdowns tonight and just murder the free roamers

[marsh dirge]

Again if we were in person right now, I would hurt you because your intention is to be a piece of shit and you need to learn consequences

[next gale]

r/iamverybadass

[marsh dirge]

Your actions don't matter

Your intentions do

[heady river]

Straight childish.

[marsh dirge]

What's childish is being a two bit troll

[zinc thunder]

What the hell

[marsh dirge]

Because you don't have xonsequences

[heady river]

What's childish is being this angry over people on a video game.

[zinc thunder]

This is dumb

[marsh dirge]

Since you're hiding behind a screen

[zinc thunder]

From what i can see of this this is just dumb

[marsh dirge]

What part of I'm not angry because of the game. I'm angry because of the intention

[heady river]

I could understand if he killed your dog.

[marsh dirge]

I don't care if someone kills me in red dead. I don't.

[heady river]

But he killed polygons on a screen.

[next gale]

you clearly do

[marsh dirge]

I care thst you kill and leave the server because the game is something you only play to grief

Not to enjoy like others

[next gale]

anger is addictive, man, the more you give into it the worse it's gonna get

[zinc thunder]

Yes out of his ENTIRE playtime all he does is grief

sure

[marsh dirge]

Three peckered, you're clearly a bitch

[zinc thunder]

makes sense

[heady river]

Midnight speaks the facts.

[marsh dirge]

I have an issue with people who play any game just to grief

[next gale]

you've got more issues than that tbh. and i think your anger is much more dangerous than any griefing 10 year old

[heady river]

^^^^

[next gale]

what are you really this mad about?

[marsh dirge]

Na because his friend stayed and I joined his party

And got his friends gamertag

So when he's on later, he won't enjoy the game

Because 7 people will be killing him over and over in every server he goes to

[heady river]

But what if he's playing with a different friend?

[next gale]

that won't hurt him. he'll just run away or hop lobbies

and the issue will be over

[zinc thunder]

tbh a warning shot works for me to get griefers to go away

[heady river]

Like I said, you're playing to his tune, friendo.

[next gale]

i'll ride erattically to throw their aim off and keep my gun out. shoot second, shoot last

[marsh dirge]

He can hop lobbies but we'll follow

[heady river]

Well, you can't be on 24/7 to hunt him down.

[marsh dirge]

I don't have a problem defending myself but when you're skinning an animal you csnt do mch

That's what pissed me off

He spawns in, rides up on me, and dips

[heady river]

Yes, we know.

[marsh dirge]

Again I have 6 other people he'd have to block

[zinc thunder]

Wha?

[heady river]

It's not hard to block people..

[zinc thunder]

^

[marsh dirge]

Three pecked your getting blocked because all you're doing is trying to be a piece of shit

Lmao

[heady river]

Fun times.

[marsh dirge]

Tell the troll he's blocked

This is gold

[heady river]

Isn't it?

[zinc thunder]

oh my lord i love this when it happens

[marsh dirge]

I hope you all die in a mass shooting

He’s as much of a troll as you are yourself @marsh dirge

[zinc thunder]

What the fuck dude

Thats too far

[marsh dirge]

Like shot in the stomach

Lmao

Oh saying that's too far

[heady river]

And he wants to talk about being a sociopath..

[marsh dirge]

But not the trend of mass shootings being so.normal

I’m not American so I ain’t too worried about mass shootings

Get stabbed or hit by a van then

[heady river]

I don't go outside unless necessary, so.

[marsh dirge]

Why?

[zinc thunder]

Here in my country mass shootings has not happened for 7 years

[next gale]

i hope you live a long and happy life free of anger buddy

[heady river]

Good luck for that, man.

[marsh dirge]

Not in this country with you people

Lmao people get so triggered

[next gale]

fine by me

[heady river]

Burrhurr video game made me angery

me want peopl dead

[marsh dirge]

If you dont want most of humanity dead or you even awake

Are**

Another el sticky blocko added to the list

[next gale]

i'm gonna die of illness, not a gunshot at 75, get on my level

[zinc thunder]

I understand this urge and anger when i get griefed but holy fuck you take it to another level

this is just dumb

[orchid matrix]

Wow this went from low grade bitchy to straight up this fucker needs to put down the controller real quick

[next gale]

go jerk off or smoke a joint or something

go for a swim

[marsh dirge]

In for fucking him up if game handle is found

[heady river]

I like how he's calling everyone else a sociopath, but he's sitting here wishing we'd all get murdered and shit, or wishing he could kill us himself.

[zinc thunder]

^

[heady river]

Double standards?

[zinc thunder]

Yeah

[lucid pelican]

woah whats going on

I can only baby sit one chat at a time people!

[orchid matrix]

Insanity

[next gale]

this dude @marsh dirge is losing his shit

[heady river]

Uno got really aggro with us over dying in the game.

[marsh dirge]

I mean when you respond to griefing like that you are literally giving the griefers EXACTLY what they want

[heady river]

Ended up telling us he wanted us to all die in a mass shooting.

[next gale]

saying he wishes that we'll all die in a mass shooting

El Sticky UnoToday at 3:06 PM
I hope you all die in a mass shooting
CosmictragedyToday at 3:06 PM
What the fuck dude
Thats too far
El Sticky UnoToday at 3:06 PM
Like shot in the stomach

[zinc thunder]

Honestly why is he not been snapped yet?

[next gale]

this is him post-snap

[wise jewel]

Oof

[heady river]

He needs to be institutionalized if this is his normal reaction to dying on a video game.

[wise jewel]

Glide you just moved everyone here

[patent gazelle]

JJSolineen#2496 has been warned.

[mighty steppe]

[narrow jolt]

Lmao

[heady river]

It really is.

[wise jewel]

👀

[cold rover]

oml if I could just get some better broadband speed pls 350mbps my left butt cheek

[marsh dirge]

Y'all fucking weenies

[next gale]

oh my poor feelings

[lucid pelican]

my WEEENNIEEEE

[next gale]

what ever will i do to overcome this grievous wound

[cold rover]

xD

[heady river]

He owns Weenie Hut Jrs.

[marsh dirge]

I don’t know I blocked him lol

Hope you weenies get roasted

[cold rover]

you can expect my weenie if you want lol, or the lack there of

[next gale]

@marsh dirge what's your gamer tag? i'll come in and help you out

[wise jewel]

🤔

[lucid pelican]

I thought you were PS Midnight xD

[next gale]

we can roll together and fight the trolls

(ssh let me operate for a minute)

(i have a plan)

[heady river]

"dying in a video game makes me irrationally angry and want to kill people."

[zinc thunder]

Well to be fair i react the same way but well

[marsh dirge]

“I hope you all die in a mass shooting because I just lost 2 mins worth of hunting spoils”

[zinc thunder]

just bottle it up and vent it on something like screeching like a degenerate

[marsh dirge]

I lost 20+ pelts for what it's worth.

[heady river]

"I'm not a sociopath, people who kill me in a video game are."

[marsh dirge]

I was trying to figure out how much a full load gets

[next gale]

what's your gamertag? i'll help you recollect the skins

[marsh dirge]

You wont even get paid for 20 skins regardless

[next gale]

i got nothin better to do

[marsh dirge]

It's not about the skins man. It's about the time I put in casually hunting only for some fuck to spawn in and shoot me in the back

[next gale]

well i figured i'd offer

[marsh dirge]

Not to mention, this griefing problem isn't just a red dead thing

You’re better off hunting small game and birds so the actual spoils stay in your satchel

Or fish

[orchid matrix]

So your own greed and idiocy got you killed

[marsh dirge]

🤠

Literally people play video games just to annoy people

Larzok, you're blocked too

[orchid matrix]

Ok, I'm crushed

[next gale]

yeah np

[heady river]

If you fly off the handle this much over red dead, I'd hate to see you play Call of Duty.

[marsh dirge]

I'm blocking anyone who wants to be a little fuck face troll

Again this is not about the game

In be4 the banhammer swings

I get killed in red dead, it doesn't bother me. The act of playing games to grief bothers me

[zinc thunder]

so basically anyone who you see as a troll in your view is blocked

makes sense

[heady river]

Are you sure? Because the root of your problem exists only in the game.

[marsh dirge]

Tree pecked was trolling

Larzok was trolling

Not my opinion they're literally trying to piss me off more

[lucid pelican]

poor Three

[orchid matrix]

You're way too sensitive for the internet

[zinc thunder]

^

[heady river]

No where else in your life, does the actions of someone killing you and ditching, have any effect on your life except on the game.

[marsh dirge]

Thought and prayers of threepck and larzok

[zinc thunder]

Its really unhealthy to get this mad over a game no matter what has happened

[marsh dirge]

For*

[orchid matrix]

Lol

[heady river]

Pour one out for my homies

[marsh dirge]

Again I'm tired of griefing being an accepted part of gaming

It was never like this but games were also not like this

[heady river]

It's accepted because you can't stop people from being assholes.

[zinc thunder]

Its impossible

[marsh dirge]

People literally play a game to ruin it for others. How is that acceptable

[orchid matrix]

Stop playing games where random murder is an acceptable form of play

[marsh dirge]

“Git gud go play FarmVille”

We can kill them

[heady river]

From the inception of online gaming, there have always been assholes.

[marsh dirge]

Just saying

[zinc thunder]

people will do this either out of boredom or they are straight up just assholes

[heady river]

Only real men play FarmVille.

[marsh dirge]

Like I'm fairly confident that if everyone who played Overwatch died, humanity would improve over night

Same goes for Fortnite

[zinc thunder]

Ok wtf

[marsh dirge]

FarmVille is bawse

Haha

[lucid pelican]

dude

[zinc thunder]

i might dislike the communities immensely but thats just

[lucid pelican]

FFS

[heady river]

"children dying is a good thing haha"

[lucid pelican]

Both of those are games that I play

[heady river]

Nice flex.

[cold rover]

lmao, I'm literally in a posse war shooting that started for the heck of it, grow up or get out of a cowboy server where they would shoot for fun

[marsh dirge]

^^

Alicia, stay in your lane

I'm not talking about normal red dead shit

[lucid pelican]

my dude

you are on a red dead server

[zinc thunder]

You are though

[marsh dirge]

I'm talking about griefing in general and how prevalent it is on any game

[lucid pelican]

in a red dead chat

[marsh dirge]

My 11 yo brother plays fortnite, I prefer he doesn’t die

[cold rover]

Well I'm staying away from the bs lane that's for sure xD Shooting is normal red dead shit

[zinc thunder]

just because it happened to you it does not mean that its more "special"

[marsh dirge]

Griefing is not

I feel like I'm talking to a wall of dipshits

[zinc thunder]

^

[cold rover]

it is tbh, cowboys would have done it

[marsh dirge]

No one killed for no reason in the west. They usually were stealing something or got disrespected

[wise jewel]

Griefing is defined as someone using game mechanics in a way they were not intended to be used to ruin other player's experiences

[lucid pelican]

@marsh dirge if you have such a problem with people shooting you, wait to play online until they have private servers.

[marsh dirge]

Or collecting a bounty

Outlawz don’t give a FUCK about how you feel bout being killed by skinning an animal BOAH #facts

What part of I'm not upset about being shot in red dead do you people not understand

Im pissed about griefing in genera

[lucid pelican]

well you obviously got upset about it and came here to complain?

[orchid matrix]

The part where you are upset about being killed in red dead

[heady river]

But you literally are. You're mad you got shot and the dude ditched.

[marsh dirge]

Ditched the server

[heady river]

That's what started this tirade.

[marsh dirge]

Textbook griefing shit

[heady river]

Yes, and?

take some xanax and relax about it.

[marsh dirge]

He is literally server hopping just to grief. That's fucking lame as fuck

[wise jewel]

Just block hin

[marsh dirge]

You guys think I'm more upset than I am.

[lucid pelican]

You know he might've gotten an invite to a friends game right after that right? He might've been meaning to play against you but a buddy invited him?

[wise jewel]

You seem like it

[marsh dirge]

I call for a live broadcast 1v1 shootout between theepckrd and sticky 😂

[lucid pelican]

or his internet died?

[marsh dirge]

Me saying they should is hyperbole and my dark sense of humor

[heady river]

Well when you say you want us all to die in a mass shooting, it's kind of hard to not assume you're mad.

[lucid pelican]

^

[marsh dirge]

You're making a lot of excuses for a griefer. I talked to his friend

He's a griefer

[lucid pelican]

🤷

[wise jewel]

How is he griefing then

Tell us

[lucid pelican]

Who are you to say that he has to play a certain way? He paid his money just liek you did

[orchid matrix]

@bright forge free roam rampage night

[mighty steppe]

[marsh dirge]

1v1!!! 1v1!!! 1v1!!! yells in jerry springer

[lucid pelican]

fight fight fight fight

[marsh dirge]

Spawning in, killing, and leaving the server. It's almost like the kill, hide in the fast travel, and repeat

What

[mighty steppe]

[marsh dirge]

Happened

[heady river]

Welcome to the shitstorm.

[wise jewel]

mgs alert sound

[mighty steppe]

@narrow glacier my favorite part of any good show

[wise jewel]

exclamation Mark appears above head

[heady river]

Midgets make everything better.

[marsh dirge]

I gotta love the he paid for the game too defense

[wise jewel]

Including por-

[marsh dirge]

Wait

[heady river]

Well, he did pay for it.

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge what happened

[bright forge]

@orchid matrix any kind of rampage is good with me

[marsh dirge]

Well I'm glad sociopathic behavior is so accepted in this society. I don't need to wish mass death on any of you. Only a matter of a time before you elect a sociopath who starves citizens....

[orchid matrix]

We've been neglecting free roam

[marsh dirge]

Lmao @narrow glacier

[heady river]

HOLY SHIT HE SAID IT AGAIN.

[wise jewel]

Calm down

[orchid matrix]

More people need to be chased across the map

[zinc thunder]

^^^

[next gale]

you literally wished mass death on the people in this server a little while ago

pick a lane there eh

[zinc thunder]

Calm tf down my dude

[heady river]

That makes what is it? 8 mentions of sociopathy from this man?

[next gale]

and also, that has already happened

[wise jewel]

Just because we enjoy rootin shooting in fictional games doesnt mean we are sociopaths

[marsh dirge]

Griefing is textbook sociopathic behavior

@narrow glacier I know it’s still on my bucket list of holiday destinations

[wise jewel]

It's just a fucking game

[zinc thunder]

This entire thing is over some stupid griefer

[marsh dirge]

Sorry what other word should I use

[zinc thunder]

Calm

down

[heady river]

So is wanting people to die and not feeling any remorse for saying it.

[mighty steppe]

"killing people in a pvp video game is textbook sociopathic behavior"

[marsh dirge]

It's just a game is the sociopath's mantra

[heady river]

Your point?

[marsh dirge]

Greifers are shit

[wise jewel]

If you can't handle getting killed then play Minecraft on peaceful mode

[marsh dirge]

Killing people and griefing are not the same moron

You people are particularly dense, offensively dense

[orchid matrix]

Creepers griefed me! Must nerf!

[wise jewel]

How is he griefing you

Tell us

[marsh dirge]

@narrow glacier I don’t have any tattoos nor plan getting one but thanks for the heads up 😄

I’m the type of person to get pissy about someone killing me constantly/follow but then I then do it right back at them

He's a griefer. He only plays the game to grief. His fucking friend said as much. He joins a server, kills a person, ideally someone hunting, and jumps to another server

That's not standard play

That's not how to play red dead or how it was ever intended to be played

[mighty steppe]

@marsh dirge so, he was killing people?

[wise jewel]

@marsh dirge answer the question

[marsh dirge]

You're blocked now

There was no rules set that you could shoot people then server swap

[mighty steppe]

hahaha

[wise jewel]

Idc

[heady river]

I don't recall the game ever giving a clear indicator of how to play online...

[marsh dirge]

But

[lucid pelican]

He sounds like Stan from American Dad

[next gale]

oh no, not the blocks! anything but that!

[lucid pelican]

BLOCKED!

[marsh dirge]

👀

@wise jewel are you incapable of reading

[heady river]

"Heh get blocked kiddo."

[marsh dirge]

If someone griefs you and you get upset just ignore it or leave

I don’t think it’ll be long before this server blocks you lmao

[wise jewel]

Blocking me because I have a different opinion to you is also typical sociopathic behaviour

[marsh dirge]

I blocked Mytch for low effort trolling

[zinc thunder]

Fun argument

[marsh dirge]

I haven’t played online in a while but I usually do get targeted for low level

[zinc thunder]

love these things

[marsh dirge]

How was mytch trolling

[wise jewel]

low level?

[marsh dirge]

I didn't block you because I'm trying to understand why you keel asking me to answer a question I answered over and over

Low rank/level

[wise jewel]

You haven't answered it at all

You've just said he is killing people

[marsh dirge]

Your definition of griefing is exploiting game mechanics to antagonize

[wise jewel]

That's not griefing

Yes

That's griefing

[marsh dirge]

Killing someone and swapping server to follow them is trolling

Wouldn't exploiti ng the leave server mechanic be the same

Or being an ass

[heady river]

It was your choice to get so assblasted mad about it.

[marsh dirge]

Not really

[mighty steppe]

No more argument/flaming about this topic. Anything past here will be considered breach of rule 7.

[heady river]

You made the decision to let it affect you.

[wise jewel]

That's not an exploitation of the game' mechanics

[marsh dirge]

I'm honestly madder from dealing with you folks

[patent gazelle]

JJSolineen#2496 was muted

[marsh dirge]

I mean you can chase them regardless if they switch server

[wise jewel]

There we go

[random acorn]

Oh dear god

[marsh dirge]

Awwww shit

[heady river]

Christ almighty.

[lucid pelican]

can we move on now?

[next gale]

thank you mods. jesus.

[wise jewel]

Peace has been restored

[lucid pelican]

2 hours ^

[heady river]

I felt an aneurysm forming.

[marsh dirge]

Man

The salt mines were opened for sure

[zinc thunder]

Thank the lord for whoever muted it

[marsh dirge]

What did he say

[wise jewel]

Just bitchinf about getting killed and telling us that we should be killed in a mass shooting

[marsh dirge]

Lol

[mighty steppe]

it's over, move on

[lucid pelican]

[heady river]

Anyway, how can I make my guns look sexual?

Like, give me some stylish ideas.

[marsh dirge]

Sounds naughty

[lucid pelican]

I feel like one of those cops from TV dramas. "Alright everybody nothing to see here"

[heady river]

I wanna be attracted to my guns.

[wise jewel]

Dildo launcher

[lucid pelican]

hawt

[marsh dirge]

Hahaha

[heady river]

It's just a steam gun that launches wooden dildos.

[wise jewel]

Idc about that, it's nerf or nothing

[heady river]

Well they sure as shit didn't have the nice rubber ones we have now.

[wise jewel]

Yeah

[marsh dirge]

It’s 1895 I don’t think they have plastic dildos yet

[wise jewel]

Steel ones

[heady river]

Steelcore dildos.

[next gale]

get a volcanic pistol and name it "Bad Dragon"

😆

[heady river]

I WISH WE COULD NAME WEAPONS

[mighty steppe]

@next gale oh no you're going to summon glide

[next gale]

no need, she's already here!

[lucid pelican]

BAD DRAGON 😄

[marsh dirge]

hides

[lucid pelican]

xD

[zinc thunder]

I might be the most annoying one here but this chat is perfect

[next gale]

i hear if you look into the mirror at 3am and whisper "bad dragon" three times, glideheart appears behind you

[smoky knot]

Hi everyone

[heady river]

... I bought a shark dildo to attach to a friends house once.

Threw it on the roof.

Money not well spent but it was funny.

[mighty steppe]

i dont even want to know what the hell a "shark dildo" looks like

[wise jewel]

Could dragons be classed as scallies

[heady river]

Yes.

[marsh dirge]

Ofc

[wise jewel]

Alright

[next gale]

it's a whole shark that you put inside you

[wise jewel]

More likely to summon me than glide

[marsh dirge]

Lmao @next gale you would know

[heady river]

Well you are a snake.

[smoky knot]

I said hi everyone

[mighty steppe]

@smoky knot hi

[next gale]

like a small shark figurine

[wise jewel]

Hi 👋

[next gale]

that a Certain Furry Company has Customized

[heady river]

Sharks have two dicks iirc.

[marsh dirge]

It’s definitely great and might exert some white

[zinc thunder]

I might do that once it is legal to buy such things in my country

Because im a cunt

[heady river]

Women are scary. :v(

[wise jewel]

quivers

[next gale]

most people are into some wild shit, tbh

[heady river]

Sherbert.

[zinc thunder]

true

[marsh dirge]

I live for wild shit but not shark dildos tho

[wise jewel]

Sherbert lemons are the best

[zinc thunder]

Diaper fetish exists

[heady river]

Lemons are gre-

No

[zinc thunder]

Im done making you people disgusted

[heady river]

No speak of that.

[marsh dirge]

Waffles are blue

[smoky knot]

I'm looking for someone to play with

[wise jewel]

Blue waffles

[heady river]

Da ba dee da ba die?

[marsh dirge]

Da ba dee da bee dieee

[smoky knot]

He is soon blue

🎶 🎵 🎶

[heady river]

"Waffles are blue (da ba dee da ba die)" good song 2019 #1 hit

[lucid pelican]

okay yall i'm gunna toddle off for a bit. if you need me, feel free to Ping or DM mod mail

[marsh dirge]

No nonsense hit

[smoky knot]

Anyone want to play?

And be friends

[marsh dirge]

@smoky knot try the LFG channels if you wanna posse up bud

[wise jewel]

Go to platform selection then go to lfg @smoky knot

[summer dagger]

[wise jewel]

That's the better category

[heady river]

Wowo Panda's uncommitted die now.

[marsh dirge]

Panda you just missed the shitshow of the day

[wise jewel]

She was a fkn zombie on sunday

There were multipls

[marsh dirge]

Wait what happened

[summer dagger]

?

[marsh dirge]

And the ahitshow of the day was on general, trust me.

[wise jewel]

One was some guys raiding and the other was sticky whining

[heady river]

We're not allowed to talk about it remember it's a super secret.

[summer dagger]

Yeah there was a pretty big hubbub on #general

[marsh dirge]

I’m super serial

[summer dagger]

[marsh dirge]

This server gets crazy sometimes

[heady river]

Most of the time.

[marsh dirge]

What happened in general because this channel was hoped to end up in a mass shooting over some pelts

[summer dagger]

Fail raid

Bunch of alts and racisism

Lots of alts spamming crap in chat

[marsh dirge]

When I think of raid I think of 40 man Molten Core in vanilla WoW

[summer dagger]

Alright let's do this LEEEROOYYY

[marsh dirge]

At least I gots chicken

[wise jewel]

LEEEERRROYYY

[summer dagger]

JEEENNNKINNSS

one shot

[marsh dirge]

Wait what happened with the pelts?

That was UBRS tho not MC

[summer dagger]

[marsh dirge]

The mass shooting thing

The fools old dragon egg room in upper black rock spire

Good old*

[summer dagger]

[marsh dirge]

Wow. Did they delete the chat.

[summer dagger]

NG you remember that one guy?

[marsh dirge]

Is it in this chat?

Ah okay thanks I'm curious lol

[summer dagger]

One guy in a session with us one time got killed hunting and he used to be our friend, we tried to tell him we were sorry and he still raged because he lost a single bird off his horse and we got into a fight where he left the server

After the fight I sent him a screenshot of a downed bird captioned "my bird now bitch"

plucking feathers and whistling with a shit eating grin

Atleast we tried to tell him it was an accident hes the one who got all salted beef about it

[heady river]

Cluster Crane!

[summer dagger]

What is this sorcery

[wise jewel]

this isn't even my final form

[marsh dirge]

Wow

The cognitive dissonance is real.

[summer dagger]

The wha

fancy words

[heady river]

Cognitive dissonance, don't you listen?

[wise jewel]

Idiosyncratic dascatade but it will suffice

[marsh dirge]

The guy who wanted for you guys to be in a mass shooting

[summer dagger]

🗡

[marsh dirge]

Homo sapiens

Talking about others being sociopathic

Smh

Oh panda

[heady river]

That's what I was saying lmao.

[marsh dirge]

It takes one to know one ™️

Sometimes I say big words to sound more pbotosynthesis

[wise jewel]

He messaged me because I was "running my mouth"

[bright forge]

Dude you guys wanna hear story?

[heady river]

Always.

[wise jewel]

Kinda

[marsh dirge]

Of course pilot

[bright forge]

Soooo

[summer dagger]

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge lmao I feel that

[next gale]

y'all we were asked to move on from this more than once

don't get the mods mad again

[wise jewel]

👏

[bright forge]

You heard about that shooting at the bank on Florida?

[heady river]

Yes.

[marsh dirge]

there was one?

[bright forge]

Dude killed 5 women execution style last Wednesday

[wise jewel]

No

[heady river]

Bank didn't even have a cop as security.

[marsh dirge]

Jesus.

[bright forge]

Wasn’t even trying to rob it

Just wanted to kill some people

[wise jewel]

Fkn hell

[marsh dirge]

What the actual fuck.

[bright forge]

Yea

So

Point of the story

I played smite and elite dangerous with him

Like a bunch

[marsh dirge]

Holy shit.

[wise jewel]

OH SHIT

[marsh dirge]

You knew him?!

[heady river]

Whoa.

[wise jewel]

What was he like?

[bright forge]

And he was a non combat pilot and hated it when people attacked him

[marsh dirge]

Did he show any signs?

[bright forge]

He had his moments of anger during smite

But who doesn’t

We all rage at that shit

But the part I find I utterly hilarious

[marsh dirge]

Everybody rages it’s healthy

[bright forge]

We are combat pilots in elite dangerous

[summer dagger]

❓

[bright forge]

And my buddy killed him a few time and he said all he wanted to do was trade in his ship and explore and stuff

[wise jewel]

Imma be the messenger this once and deliver this message on behalf of @marsh dirge

I'd like to apologize to the majority of you for wishing you death via mass shooting. I was being darkly sarcastic but due to lack of inflection, apparently many of you have taken it to heart. I apologize for making you uncomfortable. I don't actually wish you all death via shooting. As for those opportunistic trolls, I offer you...nothing.

[marsh dirge]

That's not a real apology

lol

what an ass

[wise jewel]

Ik

[summer dagger]

[bright forge]

But then people always say people like us in elite who just kill for fun are psychopaths and sociopaths and want to kill people irl. Same goes for red dead some times

Well

Nope

[next gale]

it was fine until that last line...

[heady river]

With how likely I am to be shot in my state, it's not exactly something I'd take lightly...

[marsh dirge]

I’d say that’s more than I expected from him

[next gale]

mood

[bright forge]

Turns out it’s just the guy who want to play space trucker

[marsh dirge]

Philo where you from

[heady river]

Florida.

[bright forge]

Atlanta

[marsh dirge]

Damn. Cali, here.

[wise jewel]

I'm not very likely to get shot because I live in the UK

[marsh dirge]

Our fires keep us too occupied for shootings

(poor joke)

[summer dagger]

am from the moon

[heady river]

How long has your state been on fire for anyway?

[summer dagger]

Where all pandas come from

[heady river]

Is it still going/

[marsh dirge]

oh, man, since last year tbh

[next gale]

anger issues are a serious condition and i just hope mr Mad Boy gets some help

before he does somethin extra stupid

[signal anchor]

party of post 100s jumped us thinking they wer egood trying to steal our caravan. so after killing them over and over they tried tocamp the turn-in location where we were invincible and then left before the timer ran out. i love it when cop farmers get past 100 :P

[bright forge]

I’d still trade fires and mudslides then being able to buy guns with zero background checks

[marsh dirge]

Yeah...

[bright forge]

But whatever

So how about them foxtrotters?

[marsh dirge]

Seriously tho, that shit is fucked up. Being executed. Not even for money...

[heady river]

I think Florida passed legislation recently limiting the purchase of long arms to 21 and up not too long ago.

[bright forge]

Yea personally my guess

Woman issues

[signal anchor]

fox trotter is trash horse for trash people.

[bright forge]

Mom didn’t hug him enough

[marsh dirge]

hm

yeah

@signal anchor feelsbatman you think I’m trash

[bright forge]

And he got dumped a lot because he was a dick

Incel trash turned crazy

[signal anchor]

lol i'm jst being controversial dareal :P

[marsh dirge]

Statistically most serial killers are made from abusive women in their lives

[heady river]

I just want to know what it takes to have such a disregard for human life like that, you know? Like how fucked does it have to be for you.

[bright forge]

Exactly

He was clearly totally fucked in the head

[next gale]

child abuse is another very serious problem

[marsh dirge]

But there has to be something fucked up in him

[bright forge]

Did a good job of hiding it party chat

[heady river]

Just like the dude who shot up the madden tournament for losing. He was fucked up.

[marsh dirge]

You don’t know what people go through on their daily going through life besides playing video games

Or the movie theatre shooting

[signal anchor]

nope. most serial killers come from mexico according to orange hitler

[bright forge]

Dude he was playing pubg totally normal an hour before he did it

[marsh dirge]

Lets not get political ami

Orange hitler lmao shiiiiiit that’s new

[signal anchor]

that's a statistic not a political statemeent:P

[heady river]

Half of me comes from Cuba, do I fit in with that demographic?

[bright forge]

Yea honestly we should switch gears

[marsh dirge]

Saying orange hitler is political

And it hollows out the word hitler

[next gale]

i disagree on both counts

[bright forge]

Yea let’s not

[signal anchor]

man not trying to be political but i was loving where we were going with getting better relations with cuba.

[bright forge]

Before this spirals

[marsh dirge]

?

[narrow jolt]

Oh shit it’s spiraling aaa aaa

[marsh dirge]

Yeah, just drop it

[bright forge]

Foxtrotter best horse and I don’t care what ami says

[heady river]

It's ugly.

Change my mind.

[marsh dirge]

I don’t like DT but comparing him to hitler seems a little harsh 😂

All horses are beautiful

[summer dagger]

Foxtrotter best horse yis

[marsh dirge]

shut your mouth

@bright forge I feel you 👊

[summer dagger]

[heady river]

PANDA HAS AN UGLY HORSE

[bright forge]

Dapple blue is best looking horse

[summer dagger]

@heady river

[heady river]

No u

[signal anchor]

so is guarma supposed to reflect cuba or is there another island they wer egoing for?

[summer dagger]

[heady river]

It's an island close to Cuba.

[marsh dirge]

Y'all are forgetting the shires

Guarma is an actual isle IRL innit?

[signal anchor]

or maybe R* sorta sees it as an amalgum. just a carrribean island for the sake of the story

[heady river]

Fussar is a disgraced Cuban general iirc.

[narrow jolt]

I! Love! Shires!

[marsh dirge]

Shires are big beautiful bastards

[signal anchor]

no guarma ain't real lol

[marsh dirge]

RIGHT

[signal anchor]

there's a guam LOL

[marsh dirge]

Guarma in the game is next to cuba ingame

that's what he's saying ami

[narrow jolt]

Crow is red omg

[marsh dirge]

I'm red?

[narrow jolt]

You’re...catching up...

[marsh dirge]

IM RED

YES

[heady river]

Wooo RED

[summer dagger]

[signal anchor]

is cuba a real place in the game?

[mighty steppe]

[marsh dirge]

POLTER PANDA IM DOING IT

Yes ami

[heady river]

They mention it by name.

So I'd assume so.

[wise jewel]

Yes it is

[signal anchor]

ah ok neats

[narrow jolt]

My baby is growing up!

[marsh dirge]

[dense hollow]

When did they say that Guarma was next to Cuba?

[wise jewel]

Cleer Davies says that he hates Cubans aswell

[signal anchor]

pvp on guarma is gonna be fucking lit

[marsh dirge]

When they land on guarma

[heady river]

Mayor's party I think

[summer dagger]

When they mentioned it the first time and when they land

[heady river]

When he's talking about Fussar.

[narrow jolt]

A lot

[dense hollow]

That it was near Cuba?

[summer dagger]

[narrow jolt]

Yeah

[heady river]

I think so.

[marsh dirge]

yep

[summer dagger]

Yes

[wise jewel]

Yes

[signal anchor]

i dont remember cuba being mentioned but i eat a lot of paint so....

[marsh dirge]

?

[summer dagger]

You hear about Fussar at the party with Bronte and he says he's a plantation owner on guarma, somewhere near Cuba

[narrow jolt]

It’s mentioned quite a bit

[heady river]

Woo I was right.

[dense hollow]

Ah found it

Thanks

[marsh dirge]

Yes philo lol

[signal anchor]

probably i just dont remember :)

[narrow jolt]

Rip

[signal anchor]

i'm a failure of a human being

[wise jewel]

I've changed my nickname to something shorter nos

[marsh dirge]

[wise jewel]

Now

[signal anchor]

brb neckrope

[marsh dirge]

SNAKE

[heady river]

Snake Noodle.

[marsh dirge]

YOUR SNAKE IS BLUE

AHHHH

[mighty steppe]

snake? snaaaaaake

[marsh dirge]

OMG

[heady river]

Raiden grab my hog.

[dense hollow]

Of all the names

“Hog” lol

[narrow jolt]

Mr. Snake

[marsh dirge]

hog

[wise jewel]

Some rando the other day sent me a link to porn of Snake fucking Ocelot

[narrow jolt]

Wow

[marsh dirge]

Animal planet?

[heady river]

Ocelot?

[wise jewel]

Revolver ocelot

[heady river]

Not my favorite cowboy.

[signal anchor]

how do you add an emoticon??

[heady river]

Disgraced.

[signal anchor]

to your name

i need to add 🐳

[marsh dirge]

aww

cute purple whale

[wise jewel]

It's blue

Wdym

[marsh dirge]

Blue snake

Wait what

[signal anchor]

it's not to do with my weight it's because i spent $505 on gold bars :/

[summer dagger]

@heady river catch! 🗡

[signal anchor]

gotta represent

[marsh dirge]

[heady river]

no catch pls

[marsh dirge]

Careful panda

[heady river]

I lose every time.

[marsh dirge]

youll hurt him

[summer dagger]

X3

[bright forge]

Ami the whale but not a whale because she ain’t a whale

[signal anchor]

HOWDOYOUDOIT?

[heady river]

PANDA ALREADY HAS

Hurts my feelybops

[marsh dirge]

PANDA DON'T HURT MY BABY BOY

One day he'll grow up to be just like his pops

A rancher

[wise jewel]

You type out the name of the emoji you want if you have predictive text @signal anchor

[summer dagger]

🗡 🗡 🗡

[wise jewel]

I just typed snake

[marsh dirge]

PANDA

[signal anchor]

but how do you make it your naaaaame

it says "can't have : in name"

[marsh dirge]

[summer dagger]

X3

[marsh dirge]

[summer dagger]

[wise jewel]

I did my nickname not actual id

[signal anchor]

i'lltry again

[marsh dirge]

🗡

oh no

its gonna hit me

[wise jewel]

🗡 👏 I caught it

[heady river]

Dodge!!!

[marsh dirge]

lumbago

[summer dagger]

Did not work hax

[marsh dirge]

VagueCrow has fucking perished

[signal anchor]

lol panda

[summer dagger]

Report dis

[heady river]

happypanda Panda

[summer dagger]

X3

[signal anchor]

hey Hacker McHackeyhack, can you hack me and fix mine? :)

[narrow jolt]

Who is Hacker McHackeyHack

[wise jewel]

hacking into the mainframe

[signal anchor]

i'll give you 7 gold bars and a bj

[marsh dirge]

That’s not how hacks work

[wise jewel]

Me @narrow jolt

[heady river]

Hackerman

[narrow jolt]

Epic.

[wise jewel]

Just give me your PayPal @signal anchor

That would suffice

[marsh dirge]

No u

give me yours

[heady river]

Just pay for his premium snapchat

[signal anchor]

i only buy hacks with bitcoin o.o;

[marsh dirge]

Btw ami promised me a free headset and bj and still hasn’t delivered #donttrust

Oh

Is this true?

By law

[signal anchor]

i already have all his **** pix. don't need his premium snap :P

[summer dagger]

@signal anchor I have my expert working on it #501987351501996043

[wise jewel]

Also no BJ that would be statutory rape my guy

[heady river]

His premium snap has a bondage set with him being pegged though.

[signal anchor]

it's not statutory rape if you're dead :/

[marsh dirge]

Dark

[wise jewel]

Good deal

[heady river]

Well Necrophilia is still illegal.

[narrow jolt]

It’s necrophilia!

[wise jewel]

Will taks

Take

[signal anchor]

#CorpsesDontTestify

[marsh dirge]

wait

[summer dagger]

[next gale]

let's uh... let's not.

[narrow jolt]

They also smell

[marsh dirge]

is necrophilia illegal?

[wise jewel]

Not as bad as being a rapist imo

[narrow jolt]

Yes

[heady river]

Yes.

[marsh dirge]

shit...

[narrow jolt]

Why are we discussing this lmao

[heady river]

tsk tsk tsk

[marsh dirge]

Gotta call my laywer brbr

[heady river]

bad crow

[marsh dirge]

Lol nah, only ducks participate in necrophilia

I ain't no duck

[heady river]

And dolphins.

[marsh dirge]

Oh

[signal anchor]

and sea lions

[heady river]

They use dead pufferfish to masturbate.

[marsh dirge]

and they're the second smartest creature on earth...

Dolphins also get high

[heady river]

From said pufferfish.

[mighty steppe]

never knew dolphins were so based

[heady river]

They're the best.

They have weird dicks though.

All floppy...

[signal anchor]

their penises are prehensile

[summer dagger]

[signal anchor]

like a tongue or a tail

[marsh dirge]

Whats wrong with a floppy dick huh

[heady river]

Echidna's have like four or five headed penises.

[signal anchor]

well like a tail of a monkey

[marsh dirge]

Are humans... not supposed to have those...?

asking for a friend

[signal anchor]

i would love to meet a man with a prehensile penis....

[wise jewel]

Rather have a crocodile tail up my ass than a monkey tail

[heady river]

kangaroos apparently have two dicks.

[marsh dirge]

i'm your man

kangaroos are really weird overall

their couches is just veins and nipples

*puches

*pouches

[summer dagger]

[heady river]

a couch made of veins and nipples

[marsh dirge]

Panda cover your innocent ears!

[heady river]

calm down ed gein

[marsh dirge]

DAMN YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT

I love you philo

[next gale]

why are y'all talking about necrophilia and dolphin dicks in here

bunch of furries i stg

[heady river]

Important information to know.

[signal anchor]

where's @lucid pelican xD

[heady river]

Ducks have corkscrew penises.

[next gale]

😂

[wise jewel]

Because ami offered me a Bj if I put an emoji in her nickname

[heady river]

That shoot outwards.

[marsh dirge]

Glide get in here and educate us

[lucid pelican]

[next gale]

oh i'm aware

[lucid pelican]

What am i doing?

[wise jewel]

How am I already level 31

[signal anchor]

bj. as in blue jumpsuit. but he went somewhere else with it >.>

[next gale]

i showed them the mirror thing

[marsh dirge]

Educate us glide

[next gale]

but they're talkin about necrophilia and dolphin penises

[marsh dirge]

about furries and animal genitalia

[wise jewel]

AMI GIVE ME A BLUE JUMPSUIT NOW

[heady river]

DOLPHINS HAVE WEIRD DICKS OKAY

[signal anchor]

GIVE ME 🐳

[heady river]

shit's floppy and sad

[marsh dirge]

hm

[wise jewel]

OK hol up

[marsh dirge]

hm

[wise jewel]

@signal anchor meet me at these Co ordinates

53.7256° N, 1.8609° W

[lucid pelican]

I cant follow

Wtf

[next gale]

i'm looking up the coords

[marsh dirge]

glide im in red!

[wise jewel]

No

It's a tgi fridays

[heady river]

It's where Snake shit himself.

[marsh dirge]

Any word on invite only sessions?

[wise jewel]

@heady river yeah

[lucid pelican]

Yay red!

[marsh dirge]

:)

[signal anchor]

doubt invite nly sessions are gonna happen anytiime soon

[next gale]

he wants you to meet in halifax, west yorkshire, england

at the top of a parking deck

[heady river]

At night.

[wise jewel]

It's an excuse to get some more TGIs aswell

[next gale]

(i suggest you don't meet him there, glide)

[heady river]

On a rainy day.

[wise jewel]

No it's ami I'm meeting there

[heady river]

You're gonna shit yourself again, man.

[wise jewel]

She is gonna give me a blue jumpsuit in exchange fore putting an emoji in her username

[lucid pelican]

Wait wait wait

[signal anchor]

there she is lol

[lucid pelican]

Midnight can you dm me and tell me wtf is going on please?

[signal anchor]

everyonen was temporarily a furry

[marsh dirge]

what are those knock of air pods called?

the ones that old people wear

[signal anchor]

hearing aides?

[lucid pelican]

Hearing aids?

[marsh dirge]

yeh

thanks

[signal anchor]

lulz

[lucid pelican]

XD

[heady river]

knock off air pods

[signal anchor]

because air pods were invented before hearing aides. #facts

[marsh dirge]

I'm a product of my environment, don't judge

[heady river]

You're a product of stoopid.

[wise jewel]

@lucid pelican do you vaguely understand why ami is going to give me a blue jumpsuit now

[marsh dirge]

Wow.

[heady river]

Don't forget the 7 gold.

[marsh dirge]

You're not wrong.

[wise jewel]

Nah idc about the gold I want that fucking jumpsuit

[signal anchor]

mytummy is so full >.<

[marsh dirge]

take a shit

[heady river]

you're gonna take the gold and you're gonna LIKE IT

[signal anchor]

.>

[wise jewel]

And the jumpsuit

[signal anchor]

i made a roast for dinner and i overate >.<

[heady river]

Sounds like Snake.

[signal anchor]

lol not yet TPB:P

[wise jewel]

I haven't ate at all today and I'm still full

Philo knows why

[marsh dirge]

philo why

tell us

spill the tea

[wise jewel]

Because I overate all weeekend

[heady river]

And then he spent a good while in a TGI Friday's bathroom.

[marsh dirge]

hahaha

mood

[wise jewel]

I had two full English breakfasts, three servings of takeout, two footlong subs, two pizzas and a huge ass dinner at TGIs

[heady river]

Don't feel too bad, Snake. I can't eat much of anything without my body going "no fuck you" and giving me diarrhea.

[wise jewel]

Ripperoni

[marsh dirge]

I didn't know snake was american

[wise jewel]

I don't feel bad I feel proud

[marsh dirge]

I'm lack toes in toddler ants

[heady river]

I feel bad.

[wise jewel]

Wtf @marsh dirge

What the fuck does that mena

[marsh dirge]

It really affects the way I drink milk shakes