rdo-chat

[lethal yew]

calm down bro

[torpid moat]

Can I just join a game without being stuck, canceled matchmaking’s for ONCE?

[lethal yew]

[bright forge]

How fast is your internet And what kind of hardware are you running?

Your ports open?

[torpid moat]

Internet is fine, I’m using Ethernet and I run with less then 10 latency

[bright forge]

You reset your local player cache yet

Yea but bandwidth matters

[torpid moat]

I literally bought new internet and that didn’t even work

Said it was the “best Internet” around. Guess that was a fucking lie

[bright forge]

Your packet flow good?

How many devices on your network?

Where are located?

Big city or rural?

Could be a server hop issue with your isp

[torpid moat]

WTF

[lethal yew]

lag

[torpid moat]

I JOUNED A GAME

And died IMMWDIATY

[lethal yew]

LOL

[torpid moat]

I could even grab my controller

I loaded in a just died

[lethal yew]

bruh showdown is sweaty

[torpid moat]

The spawns are shit

[lethal yew]

yea

[torpid moat]

They spawn you in front of someone

[lethal yew]

two motherfuckers spawned behind me

and killed me

once

[bright forge]

Keep your head on a swivel

[lethal yew]

this only happens to me in FFA tall trees tho

fucken hate tall trees man

[bright forge]

I’m always Clicking in that right stick to look behind

[plucky crane]

Tall trees is v pretty

[bright forge]

I love tall trees

I feel like an animal

[plucky crane]

Im surprised

[torpid moat]

He avoided my

He

[narrow glacier]

i left for a couple minutes. this convo got HILARIOUS

[lethal yew]

yesterday i kept getting put into "name your weapon" ffa tall tree sessions

[torpid moat]

HE DOGED THE DEAD EYE?

[lethal yew]

in showdowns

bruh i was pissed off

[narrow glacier]

😂

this is better than Maury

[bright forge]

Yea but name your weapon tall trees is possibly the best game mode

[narrow glacier]

@bright forge i disagree.

[lethal yew]

i disagree too probs cuz im just shit

[bright forge]

Enjoyment is directly correlated to performance

[narrow glacier]

not enough people for that big of an area. ive spent minutes looking for people to kill before. MINUTES

[lethal yew]

^ YEP

[bright forge]

Just run towards gunfire

[lethal yew]

happens to me @narrow glacier

[narrow glacier]

i am usually fairly successful in all showdown game types

[lethal yew]

i spend mins trying to look for people

i never get to enjoy myself in tall trees

never happens

[marsh dirge]

Why

[lethal yew]

You're only enjoying yourself when you're actually getting kills

[torpid moat]

Can I join a game

Where I not spawn killed

By a hacker

[marsh dirge]

There are no hackers

[lethal yew]

i mean i dont think

[torpid moat]

Who locks onto me

From 30 miles away

With a fucking shotgun

[lethal yew]

i think you're just unlucky

[narrow glacier]

@bright forge i dont play with loud volume or a headset. so i can't audibly locate gunfights.

[torpid moat]

And kills me in one hit

[marsh dirge]

There’s no hackers dude

[lethal yew]

maybe they used dead eye

[marsh dirge]

Calm down

[torpid moat]

If you got one hit by a shotguns cross map

[bright forge]

Ah yea got to have a good head set man

[torpid moat]

You’d say otherwise

[lethal yew]

if you use dead eye with a shotgun it usually works if you fire from a distance

[plucky crane]

I got 1 shot with a varmint

[vagrant basin]

I call shenanigans

[plucky crane]

but no there are no hackers

[marsh dirge]

Dead eye increase shotgun range

[narrow glacier]

@torpid moat my dude.. you clearly haven't played enough. this is all normal.

aside from your evidently bad internet.

[marsh dirge]

Dead eye increase shotgun range

Dead eye increase shotgun range

[torpid moat]

Not that FAR

[bright forge]

Dead eye like triples show gun range

[narrow glacier]

yeahhh. that far

[torpid moat]

Tall trees

[bright forge]

Oh yes it does

[torpid moat]

I was behind a tree

Not for me

[bright forge]

Plus they could be using slugs

[lethal yew]

they could be using anything

[torpid moat]

Can’t use slugs in name your weapon

[lethal yew]

they'd still shoot you from afar

[marsh dirge]

There’s no such as hacker on xbox one or PS4

[torpid moat]

I SPAWNED

[narrow glacier]

just because you aren't having success doesn't mean that what they are doing is unfair or impossible.

[torpid moat]

And DIRD

[marsh dirge]

This ain’t no pc gaming

[torpid moat]

What the FUCK

I can’t EVEN LOAD IN

[bright forge]

Shotgun + dead + proper body placement means a like a 30 yard kill

[plucky crane]

Maybe you were not behind a tree

On their screen

[marsh dirge]

Lol

[bright forge]

Dude it’s your internet

[marsh dirge]

Only wimps use cover

[narrow glacier]

what is your download bandwidth in MBPS? @torpid moat

[marsh dirge]

[torpid moat]

HE HAS EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS

For his SHOTGUN

[narrow glacier]

lmfao

[lethal yew]

strategy @marsh dirge

[narrow glacier]

hahahahahahahaa

[torpid moat]

What the JCK

[bright forge]

Yea that will do it

[narrow glacier]

this is so goddamn good.

[torpid moat]

This is NAME YOUR WEAPON

[marsh dirge]

It’s so easy to watermelon someone’s head whose using cover

Press LT, left dpad

[lethal yew]

you're using your surroundings to better your chances if you're going against an opponent

[marsh dirge]

Ded

[bright forge]

Oh then he most certainly doesn’t have explosive rounds

[torpid moat]

Dude

[narrow glacier]

you can use whatever ammo in name your weapon. its name your WEAPON, not name your ammo

[torpid moat]

I launched 30 thousand feed in the air

Wtf was that

[narrow glacier]

I N T E R N E T

[lethal yew]

phantom, unlucky

[marsh dirge]

Cover is gae when left dpad in aim mode exists

[plucky crane]

Its your net mate

[bright forge]

Really I’ve never been able to change my ammo in name. Your weapon

[narrow glacier]

@torpid moat you've conveniently avoided answering the actual download speed of your internet

@bright forge im being sarcastic

[bright forge]

Also all the other questions I asked

[vagrant basin]

We getting lumbago'd right now

[narrow glacier]

he's just raging because he's not very good.

[bright forge]

Oh ok I was like “am I missing something?”

[lethal yew]

ok lets not start fights now

calm down fellers

[torpid moat]

Because I’m playing the game

[narrow glacier]

YOU calm down FELLER

[torpid moat]

And odds

[bright forge]

Yea probably best to just let him rage

[lethal yew]

NNO U CALM DOWN FELLER

[marsh dirge]

Lel

[narrow glacier]

FEEELLLLLLRRRRRR

[torpid moat]

Idfk what it is

[marsh dirge]

This chat

[lethal yew]

FELELLEERRR

[marsh dirge]

Is hilarious

[bright forge]

Hey I’m not you fella partner!!

[plucky crane]

easy BOAHs

[narrow glacier]

YOU MESSED UP THIS TIME PARD

[torpid moat]

Currently getting my ass handed to me before I can even spawn

[vagrant basin]

I'm not your partner friend

[lethal yew]

NNO U MESSED UP PARDNER FELLER

[marsh dirge]

@bright forge is my wench

[torpid moat]

Fucking 0-13

[marsh dirge]

[narrow glacier]

IM NOT YOUR FRIEND MISTER

[bright forge]

Hey I’m not your boah fella!!

[lethal yew]

U AINT MY FREND PARDNER @vagrant basin

[plucky crane]

Is it your first time playing showdown?

[vagrant basin]

[narrow glacier]

YOU AINT MY PPARDER BOAH

[bright forge]

Lol this is fun

[lethal yew]

@narrow glacier YOU AINT MY BOAH MISTER

[narrow glacier]

YOU AINT MY MISTER FELLER

[lethal yew]

YOU AINT MY FELLER GUY

[narrow glacier]

canadian cowboy? lol

[plucky crane]

Guy Feller

[bright forge]

You ain’t my guy partner

[plucky crane]

Sounds like a spoof cowboy name

[torpid moat]

Bow do I check my download speed

[lethal yew]

uh

[shell stirrup]

What the hell is going on here

[lethal yew]

nothing pardner

[bright forge]

Console internet setting typically

[narrow glacier]

@shell stirrup you spelled "wot in tarnation" wrong...

[plucky crane]

Look at the back of your modem and it will tell you

its under WEP key

[lethal yew]

orrrr

you can look up your internet speed

[plucky crane]

[lethal yew]

online

[bright forge]

You won’t truly know unless you do a speed test from your console

[lethal yew]

just google search "whats my internet speed"

and it'll tell ya fren

[torpid moat]

That’s different then my PlayStation

[bright forge]

Which console are you on phantom?

[lethal yew]

OH

is it now

[narrow glacier]

speed test or network test from console

[lethal yew]

well heck

[torpid moat]

OF COURSE

[bright forge]

Yea but that will be the speed from your phone or your pc

[torpid moat]

I spawn without any weapons!

[lethal yew]

yeah i got it now

[plucky crane]

You playing gun rush?

[torpid moat]

No bolt

[plucky crane]

Cos thats the point

[torpid moat]

No shotgun

No

Showdown

[lethal yew]

i heard gun rush sucks booty

[torpid moat]

I spawned with one cattleman revolver

[plucky crane]

Your game is broken boah

[bright forge]

Did you load into showdown with your weapon in your hand because that’s what does that

[narrow glacier]

@torpid moat do you have your weapons set up in your loadout?

[torpid moat]

I didn’t mess with it

It was set up last round

This round it’s fucked up

[narrow glacier]

i think you just need to shoot your ps4 and start over

[torpid moat]

I do too

[bright forge]

Always make sure all your weapons are holstered before you start a showdown

[lethal yew]

[bright forge]

Yea you may want to clear your local player cache

[lethal yew]

just restart your ps4

that always work for me

[torpid moat]

I hate sliding down cliffs

[plucky crane]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[torpid moat]

I’m not even near the edge?

[lethal yew]

it seems to me as if your game dont like u

[torpid moat]

WHY do I rag doll!

[normal jewel]

So I just brought back 2 cougars, managed to sell both carcasses, but the pelts are stuck to my horses, I can't take them off and in the butcher's UI it says I still have a poor carcass and a poor pelt. But both the cougars I killed were good, anything I can do? I've tried leaving Tumbleweed and coming back to refresh the UI, but nothing.

[plucky crane]

Because those are the games physics

[torpid moat]

Omg

[lethal yew]

pHySics

[torpid moat]

I threw the tomohawk

SIDEWAYS

[plucky crane]

You sure you're playing red dead?

And not something else

[marsh dirge]

He’s playing beyblade

Tomahawk edition

[lethal yew]

hes sure finding a lot of shit to whine about

its like his game is ACTUALLY broken

[plucky crane]

I think he's just not very good lol

[marsh dirge]

Lel

I can’t believe y’all bullying him

[normal jewel]

Ah well, I'll take the L and just lobby hop

[lethal yew]

hes just finding problems every corner

im not bullying him

im just feeling bad for em

[torpid moat]

I’m recording the clip of me throwing it sideways

[lethal yew]

is all

[torpid moat]

I’m deadass not upset about that part

I’m more annoyed

[lethal yew]

we all have them days

you're not alone pardner

[normal jewel]

Ope, it let me sell the poor carcass in the UI, that's nice I guess

[lethal yew]

how much was the poor carcass

[torpid moat]

It’s my internet a mother fucker teleported after I shot him

I thought the first it was a glitch but it happened again.

[lethal yew]

restart your router

[torpid moat]

Im switching my Ethernet cords

My computer is fine with games, but my ps4 ain’t

[trail wagon]

How often do collateral headshots in rdo happen? Just got my first one shit was siiiick

[lethal yew]

Oh i saw someone get a 3 collateral headshot

i was like WHAT

[torpid moat]

Prob was on me

[trail wagon]

Hahaha Jesus man I was so confused. High velocity ammo

[lethal yew]

thought it was BS but the mans really got it

[narrow glacier]

collateral headshots? like multiple. how is that possible? i didnt think bullets penetrated targets.

[trail wagon]

Lol I recorded it

[lethal yew]

it happens @narrow glacier

[trail wagon]

I can post a link in #red-dead-media

[plucky crane]

I've never seen collaterals in red dead

[trail wagon]

Hold up I got you

[narrow glacier]

i wanna see this. im not saying i don't believe it, just never seen it.

[trail wagon]

Check #red-dead-media

[lethal yew]

holy shit he actually got it

gg

[narrow glacier]

lmfao that's awesome.

[plucky crane]

Wont play for me

rip

[torpid moat]

Did it again

Got rid of all my guns

[lethal yew]

u have to click the link

@plucky crane

[torpid moat]

I don’t have any guns in free mode anymore

What the FUCK

[lethal yew]

oof.

[torpid moat]

I’m debating selling my shitty console and getting another one

[plucky crane]

We'll i'll be buggered

he did it

[bright forge]

Which console are you on?

[torpid moat]

PlayStation

[trail wagon]

Yeah and just for the record the only reason I was ripping snake oils in PVE is cause I went to piss and came back to those two killing me

[summer dagger]

@plucky crane collateral as in overpenetrating to kill two ppl?

[torpid moat]

I’m restarting app and if it’s not there ima be mad as fuck

[plucky crane]

Yes

[lethal yew]

collateral i when you get two kills at the same time

is*

[plucky crane]

Also

[lethal yew]

normally by headshot

headshots

[plucky crane]

Overpenetrating to kill 2 or more people

[lethal yew]

ye

[summer dagger]

I've done that on groups on horseback a couple times it's so satisfying

[plucky crane]

You using high velocity bullets?

[summer dagger]

Yee

[lethal yew]

i think high velocity bullets do the job

[summer dagger]

Yeah they overpenetrate

[lethal yew]

i need that

[summer dagger]

We literally just talked about it in my party chat like 10 mins ago lol

[lethal yew]

ohh

[summer dagger]

Me and a friend aimed in and he got the kill but I saw it hit the dirt on the other side of the dude and laughed

[plucky crane]

You guys ever tested out improved arrows on a wooden post?

The amount of detail is insane

[lethal yew]

nah

[torpid moat]

Dead doesn’t effect shotguns

[lethal yew]

i dont have any pamphlets yet

[torpid moat]

I did it on an arm up close and t didn’t kill him

AFK

[lethal yew]

^ lol

[torpid moat]

On an ago guy*

AFK**

I just got teamed.

...

[plucky crane]

You playing team showdown? lol

[torpid moat]

Nope

[summer dagger]

I died for the first time today trying to ask you that lol @plucky crane the people I was fighting 4v2 snuck me while I was texting

😂

[torpid moat]

ETF

He killed me after the GAME ENDE

[bright forge]

Fuck me i an literally broke

[plucky crane]

Shouldnt have been driving and texting fam

[torpid moat]

What IS WITH THIS GAME

[bright forge]

0.00 $

[torpid moat]

Why the fuck can I not kill someone INFRINT OF ME with a shotgun

[plucky crane]

What is with your caps button

[torpid moat]

But they can with a pistol!

[plucky crane]

Chill mate

[summer dagger]

It's alright we've got them with like 25:1 for me and idk about my friend

XD

[torpid moat]

I can’t kill ANYONE

I went 0-27

[bright forge]

Did you reset your console?

[torpid moat]

Yep!

[bright forge]

Or maybe try getting good

[plucky crane]

What about your internet

[torpid moat]

Turned it on and off

[bright forge]

Or maybe instead of raging at us the whole match concentrate

[plucky crane]

Yeah

Like

[lethal yew]

0-27.

holy shit

[plucky crane]

Stop looking at your phone and play the game

[torpid moat]

Fuck it

I’m lassoing these bitches

[plucky crane]

If they don't kill you first

[torpid moat]

Nope

I can’t even move

[lethal yew]

i think u should take a break

[bright forge]

Yea man you have something seriously wrong with your connection

[torpid moat]

Bruh

[lethal yew]

whenever i go through shit like that im like its enough of rdo for me

but tht just me

[torpid moat]

Ima make a compilation of me dying

And get 30 million views

[plucky crane]

Go outside or something

[lethal yew]

get some fresh air

[bright forge]

Yea I would take a break then come back and fully check your connection

[torpid moat]

Ima play Minecraft

[plucky crane]

Just trade the game back in tbh

[torpid moat]

Not really but still

It’s digits

Digital

[lethal yew]

i dont think its his game

definitely his internet

[plucky crane]

Yeah i know lol

[torpid moat]

Look in media

[narrow glacier]

😂

[trail wagon]

0-27 that’s nice

Never done that before

[torpid moat]

Mhm

[trail wagon]

Someone must be happy

Lots of kills

[torpid moat]

Mother fucker 27-0

I died 27 times

[trail wagon]

Yeah

Someone killed you

A lot

You’re providing happiness to other players it’s okay

[marsh dirge]

Damn that’s a lot of exp

[regal swift]

playing with a group or posse makes online so fucking enjoyable

[torpid moat]

HOW

7 repeater round!

Wtf man!

[lethal yew]

i thought u were gonna play minecraft

why tf u back on RDO dude

[torpid moat]

That was a joke

[lethal yew]

we told u to take a break

you're gonna have an aneurysm

if u dont stop

[marsh dirge]

His consoles is gonna have a siezure first

[lethal yew]

fr

[normal jewel]

*places fingers on phantom's lips* sshhhhh just go play story like me

[lethal yew]

story is awesome

change my mind

[normal jewel]

why would I? :)

[lethal yew]

exactly : )

[regal swift]

Gyro Zeppeli?

[normal jewel]

:)))

[torpid moat]

Ashy

Why

[regal swift]

Yo if Johnny was in a gang hed be a crip

[summer dagger]

I have the remedy for your plight @torpid moat in #red-dead-media

[torpid moat]

I did a backflip

Being shot

[normal jewel]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

good one arturo

sorry about the balloon

and you

[torpid moat]

And I spontaneously combusted

Twice

[normal jewel]

well that is certainly an issue

[lethal yew]

yo when am i gonna be level 10 wtf

come on i want that town drunk role

gimmie

[torpid moat]

EHAT

Whate

WHAT

I killed him

[lethal yew]

^

[torpid moat]

IT SHOWN THE RED MARKER

he still KILLED ME

[lethal yew]

LOL that happens to me

relatable

[torpid moat]

WTF

[regal swift]

Shhhhh

[torpid moat]

4 shotgun shells!

[normal jewel]

4 shotgun shells

[torpid moat]

He comes off without a fucking a sliver of health gone!

[normal jewel]

are you a masochist Phantom?

[torpid moat]

No I’m going I’m going insane that’s what I am

[normal jewel]

bc it really sounds like you're a glutton for punishment

ok

heres how you prevent yourself from going insane

you listen to everybody else

and s t o p

[lethal yew]

fr

theres a moment whenever im doing really bad and nothings going well where im just like "why am i still playing" then i realize my mistake

and stop playing

:))

just take that break i suggested

[summer dagger]

Ps4 @torpid moat ?

Can come world pvping with me later and get some practice in, can probably carry. Should take a break for now tho and recoup

[regal swift]

Play story mode phantom

[lethal yew]

can i join

: o

@summer dagger

[summer dagger]

Sure

[lethal yew]

awesome

[regal swift]

Play with friends

[lethal yew]

im not that good in showdowns but i consider myself o

ok

[summer dagger]

If he wants to learn to pvp let him 🤷 but I do agree a break can be beneficial if you're on a cold streak

[lethal yew]

breaks are never bad

[narrow glacier]

i think he needs to get his internet situation ironed out first. unless we have someone else struggling now.

[lethal yew]

true

just tell me whenever you're ready to play @summer dagger

[torpid moat]

Ok I took a break played a game, went 13-3 in hostile territory

[summer dagger]

Sure, probably gonna take a nap then hop back on because work was 💤 but will definitely be playing later

[lethal yew]

yeah

i feel you man

see phantom

[torpid moat]

@summer dagger SHore

As Arthur would say

[marsh dirge]

they should add a passive mode tbh

[lethal yew]

^

[marsh dirge]

and dont hit me with that "ur just trash" shit

[lethal yew]

ur just trash

[marsh dirge]

ree

[torpid moat]

Is the litchfield worth it

[lethal yew]

yes

[marsh dirge]

its just a little bit of extra damage

so i would say it isnt worth it

just stick with the lancaster

unless ur talking about story mode

then go right ahead

[signal anchor]

yay my 3 hour day turned into a damn 8 hour day

blech

[lethal yew]

gg

is life worth it

[marsh dirge]

No

Redoing character slamming the A button wanting to fucking skip

[lethal yew]

lol

[marsh dirge]

First mission longest mission

Off

Omfg

But hey I’m very satisfied with my new character

[signal anchor]

that's good 😃

you lose all your rank don't you?

[lethal yew]

yes

[marsh dirge]

Yes

[lethal yew]

u lose all progress apart from money

you've earned

i think

[signal anchor]

do you lose your guns?

and stuff?

[marsh dirge]

Yep

Idk I got ultimate edition so I am gonna start off not entirely broke

[lethal yew]

i dont think you lose your money

[marsh dirge]

Only keep goldbars and money I think

[signal anchor]

i know you keep money

and gold bars

[lethal yew]

^ yep

[signal anchor]

but that means you can lose stuff you bought with gold

[lethal yew]

but u may lose your guns

[marsh dirge]

Def will

[lethal yew]

and any clothes

[marsh dirge]

I know

[signal anchor]

well i love my character i was just wondering in case anyone asks.

i knew you kept money and gold though

[marsh dirge]

Ami can I see your character

[signal anchor]

sure

[marsh dirge]

Mines all emo again like my other one

[signal anchor]

i'll post in media

[marsh dirge]

[signal anchor]

done

cute?! more like SOOOPER GORGEOUS

[marsh dirge]

Emo why

Used to be gothic so I made a lot of my old characters gothic but I’ve changed it it’s something I’ve always done I guess

[signal anchor]

ive seen people make some gothic characters on here. some of them are pretty cute

[marsh dirge]

Ami your character is cuter than gorgeous

Need to wear the most gucci suit

With gold guns

Black rose bounty hunter outfit

And dab on everyone

[signal anchor]

yeah i took that pic when i first started it was before i bought so many other outfits

[marsh dirge]

Oh dark feller

[torpid moat]

Anyone have the glitch where you’re endlessly pulling back on your bolt

[marsh dirge]

[torpid moat]

Every time I try to aim it does that for me

[marsh dirge]

Lag

[torpid moat]

Fun fact

I’ve never won hostile territory

And I most likely never will

As I am always switched teams

I’ve never been on the top 3 teams

I’ve only been in last

[narrow glacier]

ohh manz. you're having a time of it arent you

i would feel bad, but it seems that you are insistent on having a bad time. 😦

[torpid moat]

What’s the best ability card for passive 2?

1*

[lethal yew]

slow and steady

[wise jewel]

Probably peak condition

[lethal yew]

wait no

nvm

[wise jewel]

No that's the active one

[lethal yew]

ya

ye ik

[torpid moat]

Peak condition?

Ok I bought that

What about the second passive?

[bright forge]

Slow and steady eye for an eye strange medicine and winning streak

You’re welcome

[wise jewel]

Idk Imma get never without one

[torpid moat]

Too late. Is

[bright forge]

Never without one sucks don’t bother

[torpid moat]

What does it do?

[bright forge]

Beside making you look like a scrub?

Makes your hat give you one extra head shot

[wise jewel]

excuse me

[bright forge]

But once it’s off you take extra body damage

Lol

Just saying, we always just laugh at people running it because they always just die

[wise jewel]

Don't worry I will gaffa tape the hat to my head so it doesn't fall off

[bright forge]

Lol

[wise jewel]

But tbh idk what cards I'm gonna get

[bright forge]

I’m telling ya man

[wise jewel]

Just wanna get atleast slow and steady 3 and strange medicine

[bright forge]

Slow and steady eye for an eye strange medicine and winning streak

[narrow glacier]

^^^

this all day

[lethal yew]

i agree with 3

[wise jewel]

You told me that earlier pilot

Don't think I haven't forgot

It was 30 minutes ago

[narrow glacier]

so you did forget?

😄

[wise jewel]

No I just couldn't decide

[bright forge]

Lol well just do it

swoosh

[wise jewel]

I wish I still had the Nike swoosh emote

[signal anchor]

welp i'm gonna eat the sweet baby jesus out of these tacos and then i'mma get on RDO

[torpid moat]

I hate that when running down stairs it acts as if you jump and you just rag doll

[marsh dirge]

There ain’t no jesus where ur goin feller

[lethal yew]

lol

[torpid moat]

Damn right

Because I die before I can be baptized

[lethal yew]

^

are u doing better feller?

[orchid matrix]

@torpid moat just jump em

Jump over all the things

Off ledges, railings, roof tops

Your characters body reacts differently to landing from a jump vs tripping and falling

[bright forge]

Dip dodge duck and DIVE!

[torpid moat]

Why

Do I get paired with level 506

I MEAN HOW

[supple hare]

level 506

[lethal yew]

506?

[torpid moat]

ACCORDING TO my screen

I don’t think that’s even possible

[supple hare]

aren't u the same guy who said every game u get into hackers are in it

[torpid moat]

I legit think my screen broke

[sonic trench]

maybe a developer?

[torpid moat]

Figured that was my internet

Idk why it’s so bad, as i have low latency

Ok I fixed it

Shit he was level 50

Nvm

[supple hare]

lol

[torpid moat]

How tf are people 200+ though

Is that like all they do in life

[marsh dirge]

They play pvp all day

Everyday

[torpid moat]

That’s kinda sad

Like my dating life

Sad

[marsh dirge]

They got no job, no life the game

Or they scripted thier controller

To cheat levels

[bright forge]

They have the most epic of neck beards and basically sit on a thrown of towels because they are so damn sweaty

Even scripting won’t get you that high a level

[marsh dirge]

Talk to @left onyx or something

He scripted and afked in showdown to get 190+

[bright forge]

Yea don’t bring him into the convo dudes a bitch

[marsh dirge]

Lol

[summer dagger]

@lethal yew about to pop back on in a few mins if you still wanted to play

[vagrant basin]

I can see wanting to rush some levels to unlock recipes, but there's no way I wouldnt burn out with how little content there is

[marsh dirge]

Bruh I’m already burned out

Suprised Pilot plays more than I do

[supple hare]

i been burned

ive beat like 3 games since i quit playing

[marsh dirge]

Some dude on reddit tested unblinking eye 3

[bright forge]

Dude I love this game

[marsh dirge]

And got 7 extra seconds on his tests

[bright forge]

And love a good grind

[marsh dirge]

Vs Harold who only got 4 extra seconds on his tests

[bright forge]

I’ve logged 18+ weeks in elite dangerous and 1800 hours in ark in like 9 months

[supple hare]

what is elite dangerous

[graceful shell]

REVENGE MUHAHAHAHA

[bright forge]

And yea I don’t think unblinking eye is worth it

It’s a space sim

[supple hare]

like space ship battles?

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge 7 seconds with or without split point bullets!

[bright forge]

Fly space ships in scale model of the Milky Way

[marsh dirge]

?*

[supple hare]

sounds like the game bio plays

eve online

[bright forge]

Yea open galaxy combat, trading, exploring, mining.

Yea it’s like eve but you actually fly the ships like a flight sim rather then just click on stuff

[graceful shell]

I HAVE GOTTEN REVENGE

[supple hare]

it's on console?

[graceful shell]

It feels so good.....

[bright forge]

• 5 xp revenge

Yea it’s on Xbox

Now is a good time to get into it

[supple hare]

ill have to look at it

[bright forge]

They have added a lot

[supple hare]

see what you're talking about

[bright forge]

I kinda burned myself out on it before the game was fully realized

[graceful shell]

@bright forge oooh wild I didn't get no normal revenge

[summer dagger]

Griefing time bois

♡

[graceful shell]

It felt goooooood

[bright forge]

I have a really good group of friends who play regularly too if you do end up being interested

[graceful shell]

Is it free?

So like a guy kept constantly following me and killing me and getting on my nerves and then he hogtied me threw me off a cliff at one point then he had went and stole my 3 star bear pelt

Sooo I followed him he spent 40 minutes looking for a 3 star moose

[marsh dirge]

Rip

[graceful shell]

He found one

[marsh dirge]

PS4?

[graceful shell]

As soon as he found it I striked

And no

I hogtied him killed him with the throwing knife and stole a fucking 3 star moose

It was revenge for all the shit he did to me

[marsh dirge]

Guy got 30 seconds on eye 1

34.5 on tier 2

37 on tier 3

Think Harold might have redo his tests

[graceful shell]

@bright forge

How much does elite dangerous cost

[marsh dirge]

Elite what

@marsh dirge how@much for tier 3 eye + split point

Huh

Dead eye extra time

Split points also reduce deadeye drain

They don’t reduce dead eye

Does it stack with unblinking eye? And if so how much would he 7 sec change

They do!

Prove it

How?

That’s what the game says lol

I was just wondering how much the difference was

[orchid matrix]

@graceful shell depends on the day, it's on sale a lot for it and the dlc you're looking at maybe 40 bucks if you catch it right, possibly less

[dense hollow]

@marsh dirge checking through reddit plenty are at 5 seconds

was split point ammo used?

[marsh dirge]

Where does it say split point explicitly saves dead eye

[dense hollow]

did you play story mode?

[marsh dirge]

Ya but never used splits in story

Cause there was no need to

[shadow marsh]

how do you join a online fight club?

[marsh dirge]

Post a picture @marsh dirge

[dense hollow]

during storymode it says so in the tooltip, not sure if it says so on the pamphlet itself

[supple frigate]

Anyone on xbox one wanna posse up make money?

[dense hollow]

hmm 7 seconds. I got 5, post even says some counted 10. I'll stick with 7 additional seconds then

still not worth it lol

[marsh dirge]

Pm @marsh dirge

[signal anchor]

if anyone's setting up stranger missions and stuff on PS4, hit me up

[marsh dirge]

you got any ideas of how to make money in rdr2?

[signal anchor]

hunt

or be good at showdowns

and only use money to upgrade cards

[marsh dirge]

Or fish

never thought of that

[signal anchor]

buy gold for everything else

$99.99 pack is the best price 28.5 cents a bar

[marsh dirge]

yeah well i have 2 gold bars

[signal anchor]

WEll I've spent like 1300 and have over 500 left :/

[marsh dirge]

well

[bright forge]

Til ami has kicked her drug problem and is now totally addicted to Goooolllddd

[marsh dirge]

WoOoOoW

[signal anchor]

My only drug problem is microtransactions 😉

[outer flame]

😂

[marsh dirge]

👌

[bright forge]

Hence why all the money for micro transactions

[marsh dirge]

so

y'all wanna play poker?

[signal anchor]

it's in the game???

[outer flame]

That and stealing your girl 😬

[signal anchor]

was it released today?>??

[marsh dirge]

Oh I see now

[signal anchor]

i'm just logging in i didnt know there was an update

[outer flame]

Ami has my gf locked up some where

[marsh dirge]

wait wut

[signal anchor]

i wish god i wish

[marsh dirge]

for what?

[bright forge]

Nah we gettin trolled

[outer flame]

No update that I know of 😕

[marsh dirge]

i didnt mean there was online poker in rdr2

[outer flame]

😂

[marsh dirge]

wait is there?

im so confused

[bright forge]

Not yet ya tease

[marsh dirge]

well cobble my corn-swabble

[outer flame]

I want to see working spot to hang your opponents

Throw the rope over them and select “noose” instead of hogtie then connect them to the hangman station thing

[normal jewel]

I am always killed before I can start most stranger missions lmfao

[signal anchor]

you know those random ambushes?

i just got jumped by only 2 bandits. there was definitely just 2 because i got the 150 xp for the clear bandits

and the second gave me a treasure map

[normal jewel]

Well shit

[signal anchor]

that was after getting jumped by a perfect cougar as soon as i logged and getting that kill 😄

lucky times 😄

[normal jewel]

Lucky indeed lmfao

What I'd do for that kind of experience

[outer flame]

Bloody hell @signal anchor

I’m lucky if I log in to see a random goat

[normal jewel]

Here goes attempt number 7 at getting this supply wagon mission to start before I'm killed :)

[signal anchor]

i would love to dynamite arrow your supply wagon so much 😃

[normal jewel]

Holy shit. That actually decided to work as intended

[outer flame]

We need to string up @signal anchor before she kills us all

[signal anchor]

oh i know i straight up need to be hanged i'm a fucking terrorist:P

have you even seen this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ZH6zBWqnk 😛

I'm a card and I need to be dealt with 😛

[outer flame]

Dear lord you psychopath 😂😂 I’m just jealous I didn’t do it myself

[bright forge]

Isn’t that like the main thing dynamite arrows are for?

[outer flame]

The @signal anchor passive card +500% terrorism

[orchid matrix]

that is one of the best uses of dynamite arrows

[outer flame]

Well that or randomly blowing up posse members when they are fishing

[bright forge]

Killing wagons and scaring the shit out of fishermen

[outer flame]

^

[orchid matrix]

the safe zone explosion was funny

[bright forge]

Oh you think you’re safe behind that cover

Excuse me for a brief moment while I reach into my quiver

Yea I can’t believe that worked

[orchid matrix]

total madness

[bright forge]

I don’t think we got the mission preventing thing

[orchid matrix]

nope

[signal anchor]

yeah that wasn't even a mission wagon

that was just a posse having fun with a wagon they stole

[bright forge]

But they sure as hell didn’t turn that shit in

[signal anchor]

which means they murdered innocent people for it

and i was dispensing justice 😃

[orchid matrix]

but i dunno if they got credit either, or just were forced to turn in

[bright forge]

More science is needed

[orchid matrix]

nah sometimes you get wagons at hideouts

[bright forge]

But that would be nuts if you found a way to get around the mission safe zone

[orchid matrix]

there is a fort in lemoyne that has a wagon in it sometimes

well I set the area on fire first

and then it spread

[bright forge]

I like to steal the fancy wagons from sandy knee

[orchid matrix]

fuck i can't type right now

[bright forge]

I can never type

[outer flame]

I need to throw more fire on to wagons full on people

[orchid matrix]

fire arrows are fun

or buckshot

[bright forge]

Fire buck shot is the best

[signal anchor]

last night I won a COLD DEAD HANDS free roam event

270 to 0

[orchid matrix]

you can wing a guy with a fire arrow and it will still set them on fire

[bright forge]

Dragons breath

What is cold dead hands?

[signal anchor]

you get a money bag and try to hold it from other players

[orchid matrix]

bag grab?

kill the man

[signal anchor]

yeah i used incendiary rounds and slippery bastard to hold it the whole time

i was a straight up terrorist 😄

[bright forge]

Ah you have have this if you take is from my COLD DEAD HANDS I get it

[outer flame]

Cold dead hands is when your girl wakes you up in the morning to give you a “handle” but her hands are so cold it goes flaccid

[signal anchor]

.>

[outer flame]

What? 😂

[orchid matrix]

i'd imagine if you can get to a nice defend able spot it wouldn't be too tricky, after the initial mad dash of idiocy for the objective and wade through the hordes of "what am I doing?" VRs, and then to the object.

[bright forge]

I still can’t believe I wow one of those the other day

[signal anchor]

i win them fairly often with that combination 😛

[bright forge]

It was the King of the hill and and it was utter madness

[signal anchor]

i won two cold deads last night and to king of the castles last night solo

in a row

in fact i had 5 wins in a row because i won a dispatch rider after those

[bright forge]

Yea those mode as just nuts

[signal anchor]

oh wait i won bow kills just before that

6 straight wins

feels gud mannnnn

i'm trying to get that 100 first place free roam events belt buckle 😃

after that i'm going to start working on showdowns more

[outer flame]

How many buckles do you have?

[signal anchor]

lost count but my fav is the skull with the two pistols

it's a competitive belt buckle bottom row second column

I got it for "prevent players from completing their free roam mission"

got a lot of hate mail blowing up those wagons and stealing those mailbags but whatever 😃

there'sa belt buckle for it, and my minimap shows rival missions in progress. but people call it "griefing" and say they are reporting you when you do it :/

[outer flame]

The your a fecking bastard buckle

[bright forge]

I get so much hate mail

[signal anchor]

yeah i call it my dick trophy

i had to be a real dick to get it 😛

[bright forge]

For just doing what the game tells me

[signal anchor]

RIGHT?

so much!

[bright forge]

I got a message from Microsoft today telling me they took action on one or more of my reports

[signal anchor]

this guy messaged me that I'm a "dumb ass b*** c** last night!

[outer flame]

It’s part of the game...I mean it’s a bit OP stopping wagons compared to delivering but that’s just a game balance issue

[bright forge]

Report that bitch

[signal anchor]

just for doing regular game stuff!

i did LOL

i always report that shit

[bright forge]

Good

[signal anchor]

had a guy a week ago message me he was gonna hack me/ dos me whatever so i could neve rplay red red dead again

haven't heard from him since either xD

[outer flame]

I reported @ocean harness for harassment in game

always hogties me when she logs in

[signal anchor]

I reported @ocean harness for NOT sexually harassing 😭

[bright forge]

Check #red-dead-media

[outer flame]

😂😂👍

[ocean harness]

LMAOO

But you love a bit of bondage 😉

[signal anchor]

nice. i need to post some of my fanmail but i have tow arn people it can get pretty graphic

i've had fan mail that explicitly includes how much dick my vagina needs :/

in weird ways too. like they are some ghetto doctor trying to write me a prescription xD

[bright forge]

Lol like it’s their prescription for your hysteria

[signal anchor]

like if they were as good at RDO as they are at writing "dick prescriptions" I wouldn't have any fanmail to begin with because they would have destroyed me :/

RIIIIGHT?!

crazy stuff man

my favorite is "no life fat bitch"

like first of all if i were fat, that's kinda messed up. because some people really do struggle with their weight

[bright forge]

You are just a woman ami, all your terroristic acts are probably due to rampant hysteria

[signal anchor]

LULZ

so i think fat shaming comments are kinda messed up. i'm not even insulted by them because i don't think people should be insulted for being overweight.

but i run marathons spring through fall. i am scheduled for 6 marathons for 2019 as of the moment. i have a VO2 of 48 and hover around 17% body fat

[bright forge]

There is actually some really interesting data about how guys actually prefer overweight woman but just hide that shit

[signal anchor]

i'm like quite the opposite of overweight as i'm likely more fit than most if not all of the people insulting me

BUT EVEN IF I WERE FAT it shouldn't matter. that's just a messed up thing to say to people.

and i'm planning on trying to break a VO2 of 50 this year 😃

gonna do a lot of hard training 😃

[bright forge]

But yea based on google searches and adult video site trends there are a lot of people totally into heavy set women

[signal anchor]

yeah they want to have sex with them and then don't want to be seen with them in public

stupid hypocrites

[bright forge]

Exactly

[signal anchor]

i have been with chubby girls and skinny girls and i'm happy with both 😃

[outer flame]

I just look like I’m pregnant now days

[signal anchor]

i sometimes gain winter weight but i've been pretty good at keeping that at bay with hikes

i do lighter running because i hate breathing in that cold air like that.

but hiking i can do all day without my pulse going over 90.

[vagrant basin]

@outer flame the ol' beer pooch?

[signal anchor]

i have a resting heart rate of 57

athletic bradycardia

[outer flame]

@vagrant basin ya getting old

[signal anchor]

my resting heart rate is below the average but since i do so much cardio, it's considered normal because my heart is just a lot more efficient ands tronger

[bright forge]

I bike very regularly so my pulse sits around 50-60 except when ctal is kicking my ass in a showdown then it’s a solid 120

[signal anchor]

it's ffucking funny you say that man. because i wear a fitbit

and my heartrate can SKYROCKET in PVP hahahahaha

[vagrant basin]

I hear ya. Once I hit 30 the calories just stick, I've only started losing weight recently by eating salads for lunch and only a big meal at dinner

[signal anchor]

fly. i eat just about anything i want

especially when training

i have to consume almost 4000 calories a day

or i'll lose weight

it's not just metabolism, you just gotta get that activity level up

[bright forge]

Yea I used to wear a Fitbit but then when I was working regularly at my old job it would tell me I walked like 20 miles a day and it would make my feet hurt even more so I just gave it to my mother in law

[signal anchor]

i have the fitbit versa smart watch i love it 😃

but fly just get your activity up. even just walking for a half an hour a day. you'd be surprised the difference it makes

[lethal yew]

howdy

[signal anchor]

the advice i give everyone that asks me about fitness (because i'm kinda big into it) is track your resting heart rate and your vo2 max.

if you focus on improving those numbers i promise the rest falls into place

[bright forge]

When I was doing grappling regularly and at peak conditioning Tier 3 i would see how many pull ups and push ups I could do between rounds while playing halo or titanfall

But now I’m cultivating mass so I just sit with a cat on my lap

[signal anchor]

i have overweight kids asking me about my fitness because they've all see photos of me on hikes and such

hikes marathons etc.

[bright forge]

Be like “put down the fornite and the cupcakes fatty fatty no friends!”

[signal anchor]

lulz

but that probably would be great advice for some >.>

[bright viper]

Griefing is the least of my worries....

They need to fix the garbage modes and combat bugs

And add new content

Asap

[outer flame]

Lol @bright forge

[bright forge]

They just need to fix the horse bonding bug

Before anything new comes out

[signal anchor]

RIGHT? HOW HAVE THEY NOT FIXED HORSE SYNCING YET?

i'm sick of getting an unsynced horse

[bright forge]

And make stranger missions work

[signal anchor]

my female horses have balls and no bonding

[bright forge]

Nothing new till they fix the basic shit

[signal anchor]

you can make them FLEE and resummon to fix it

but still annoying

[bright forge]

YEA!!

I payed for a lady horse and now she has BALLS!!

[signal anchor]

you can resync and it will show lady horse

[bright forge]

I only like ladies between my legs mostly

[signal anchor]

i freaked out when i bought my turkoman for like 33 gold bars and it showed up with balls

but sent it away and resummoned and fixed. it's correct on the server. that's what matters

i have one boy horse. Gambit. my leopard appaloosa 😄

[bright forge]

“Were did we put those pliers we had out for kiren, gonna make this horse a gelding”

[signal anchor]

lol that was a funny scnee

[bright forge]

Oh I love my leopard Appaloosa

[signal anchor]

scene*

[bright forge]

Now that I have the panther saddle for my foxtrotter my Appaloosa has my other good saddle so I’m bringing her out way more often

[vagrant basin]

Once the days are longer I'll ride my bike after work, now I get home and it's dark already so I only exercise through work or on weekends

[bright forge]

It’s just so fucking cold and wet right now

[signal anchor]

if it weren't for hikes, i'd have gained my usual 20 lbs over the winter

[bright forge]

It hurts my lungs and nose to ride

[signal anchor]

yeah does the same to me to run in this colder stuff

that's why i keep my runs short just to maintain things

but my full training regimen is running 56 miles a week

i won't be back up to that until around april though

[bright forge]

Yaaay i mean awww bummer my wife is doing school prep stuff for smooth brain children I just have to play red dead all night

[signal anchor]

i love running though

i listen to audio books and podcasts

i catch up with what's going on in the world during my runs

[bright forge]

Running from what?

Predators?

PUMAS?!?

[signal anchor]

my previous records 😛

feels good to break a previous personal record 😃

[outer flame]

I’m just running from exes 😂😂

Motivating though

[signal anchor]

i still sleep with a few of mine :/

just because relationship didnt work out doesn't mean can't still bang

[lethal yew]

oops my bad @marsh dirge

oof

[outer flame]

Don’t think Brit would approve if i did that 😂

[bright forge]

My wife and I have a running joke, whenever we see someone jogging In our yuppy neighborhood she asks “what are they doing? What are they running from?” And I’m like “Tigers dear, must be tigers.”

[signal anchor]

that's ok illl sleep with her too :/

lol i haven't been chased yet by anything but i've seen coyotes and bears on my hikes 😃

i run into a lot of deer when i run

my runs start at around 3:30 am

[heady river]

I would run but I'm honestly afraid of the people in my state.

[signal anchor]

i have friends that won't jog or bike because of their neighborhood. breaks my heart 😦

[bright forge]

Well just run away from them

Kinda the whole point

[heady river]

I'll run when I get my CC lmao.

[signal anchor]

being a runner or hiker kinda feels like you are part of an exclusive club even though anyone can technically join. it's a good feeling

i'd love to get on that registered sex offender registry, but i don't want to rape someone to do it

[bright forge]

Aren’t you a teacher?

[signal anchor]

yerp

that list would be FREEDOM 😄

[orchid matrix]

.....

[bright forge]

You would lose your license

[signal anchor]

exactly!

[orchid matrix]

just flash someone

[bright forge]

Oh I see

Yea or pee in a park

[orchid matrix]

all the umm... perks? none of the kiddie touching

[signal anchor]

teachers bump into things with the SOR pretty often. there are people who aren't allowed on school grounds and such....

or near.

i never had to personally deal with anyone on it, but it's one of those things we are made aware of if there's a potential issue

personally, i think the registry is garbage