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heady river
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Nah those were phased out of service by the time WW2 came around.

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Although the C96 was still used in some capacity, usually by officers.

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Typically it was the Walther 38 they used.

signal anchor
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right but the gewehr 98 was actually worn by hitler's personal guards

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but this is rockstar so that might not matter either

heady river
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It was also in service with the German military until 1938.

signal anchor
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right.

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i mean i'm not against it

heady river
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It was a famously good rifle.

signal anchor
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yeah

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probably one of the most famous european rifles

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of that era

heady river
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Aside from the MLE and SMLE Enfields, absolutely.

signal anchor
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outside of the krag which is technically scandanavian

heady river
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Danish iirc

signal anchor
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norway

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not denmark

heady river
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Fucking. Out of all the Scandinavian countries, those two are the ones I get fucked up the most with each other.

signal anchor
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lulz

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they haven't done any sharp's rifles yet

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and they could easily call those sharp's because that company is long gone

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and you see them a lot in old west movies.

heady river
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Yeah. I brought up the model for it because it's apparently propped up in Arthur's upgraded tent.

lethal yew
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i wonder if they've done any reference to real life outlaws

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references*

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because someone ik seems to believe Billy the Kid is in the game

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but im just not sure

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billy the kid died in 1881 tho, so not sure if he would even be alive ingame

orchid matrix
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The Boy

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if i'm remembering right Billy the Kid was that kind of braggart douche bag you just wanted to fucking murder... he was just better at it.

signal anchor
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i did so much customization i am down to 558 gold bars LOL

marsh dirge
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Why is there so many people in black water

signal anchor
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is that were you loaded?

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a free roam event might have just ended there

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and everyone loads in at that spot

marsh dirge
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Possibly

signal anchor
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when you load into a game it's best to load far away where you wanna be if you don't want to run into a lot of people

marsh dirge
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Lots of gunfire I usually scan the area to find a safe place to enter just in case

signal anchor
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and then either ride or fast travel out there

marsh dirge
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I was going to the stable lol

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How many gold did you buy? @signal anchor

normal jewel
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Lol I just started matchmaking for a mission, was put in a session, and immediately taken back out to spectate the session I was just in.

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I'll just take the L and restart that mission XD

somber steppe
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Rip

normal jewel
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Well, I tried to do story missions, onto hunting grind.

random mesa
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Yooooo who tryna play

normal jewel
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Also, what channel is that map for the cougar spawns in again? #red-dead-media right?

simple scaffold
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Hey ami tell me where to find a canoe. Imma try looking for it for a bit. If I don't find it imma use a bow and arrow on unsuspecting people in showdown

signal anchor
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uh just stand along the banks and wait for one to go by?

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lol

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sani i bought about 1800 gold bars

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1,775 to be exact

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1750 of them were from the $99.99 packs

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and 25 from the $4.99 one time offer pack

simple scaffold
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no

signal anchor
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I wish I could skin this pack of wild horses I just killed. Such a waste of good meat.

simple scaffold
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I refuse to stand the corner for a canoe

signal anchor
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i dunno what to tell ya πŸ˜ƒ

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because we can't fish from boats, i don't bother with them unles it's a stranger mission

simple scaffold
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Imma go in john Marstons house

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I wanna see if they copied it from the first or actually changed it

marsh dirge
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Jesus @signal anchor damn that’s a lot lmfao

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I’m considering buying some because gold takes fucking forever to get

signal salmon
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Christ almighty don't kill the horses

lethal yew
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i have 32 gold and thats all the gold i need

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i also have 720 something dollars

signal anchor
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it's by design sani

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they want you to buy some for the things you want πŸ˜ƒ

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i'm just a greedy little piglet that wants a lot of things πŸ˜‰

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anytime i drop under 200 gold bars i'll just buy another $99.99 pack

simple scaffold
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I want nothing but a canoe

signal anchor
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and anyone with less than 200 bars should probably kill themselves :/

simple scaffold
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Jokes on you I have less than 20

normal jewel
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Lmfao same

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15.87 LucioSunglasses

lethal yew
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damn ami

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wtf

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😦

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i see how it is

signal anchor
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i stand by what i said πŸ˜‰

normal jewel
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Ami's irresponsible with money, so it's ok pats back ;)

lethal yew
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im not gonna spend 100 dollars

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on stupid gold bars lol

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thats a huge waste of my hard earned money

signal anchor
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or maybe i'm so responsible with money that i can spend a little on a game i spend hundreds of hours on πŸ˜‰

lethal yew
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so im staying on 32

signal anchor
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oh pain i'm sure you waste yoru hard earned money on all kinds of stupid shit πŸ˜‰

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we all do πŸ˜ƒ

lethal yew
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^

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actually im pretty good with my money

signal anchor
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going out to eat instead of cooking yourself can cost an extra few hundred dollars a month

lethal yew
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i only buy food when its convenient to me

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and i rarely spend what i get

signal anchor
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but you won't buy gold bars when it's convenient πŸ˜‰

lethal yew
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i have enough gold bar

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bars

signal anchor
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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH GOLD BARS!

lethal yew
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gold bars are not convenient to me

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tbh

signal anchor
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BLASPHEMY

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You need to stop saying crazy shit before i report you do the moderators

lethal yew
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#sorrynotsorry

signal anchor
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@shell stirrup @bright forge @unborn cloak @dense hollow @mighty steppe Need you to police this clown. @lethal yew is saying crazy shit like " i have enough gold bars"

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OOOO SON YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW

lethal yew
dense hollow
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lol i can't stand you

signal anchor
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xD

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that anti-Dutch rhetoric should be against the rules πŸ˜‰

mighty steppe
bright forge
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We’re going to start calling you goldAMIember

signal anchor
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xD

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hey i'm down to 558 bars maaaaaaan

dense hollow
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lol

signal anchor
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but i got some world class looking guns πŸ˜ƒ

bright forge
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You can’t stop me from yelling at dutches it’s fucking hilarious

lethal yew
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u just need to have some faith

bright forge
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Fuck uuuuuu Dutch

lethal yew
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no fuck uuuu mann

signal anchor
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The wayDutch talks about faith is the way I talk about methamphetamines :/

lethal yew
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oh

orchid matrix
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and that explains so much

signal anchor
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well perosnally i'm not on any methamphetamines

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i just firmly believe we all just need to have them :/

lethal yew
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whos playing rn

signal anchor
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i'm about to log back in

lethal yew
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on rdr2 that would love to have me on their posse

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u gonna buy more gold?

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well yesterday i went on a killing spree

signal anchor
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can't. playstation has a cap on how much they'll deliveyr

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i gotta spend about 300 gold bars

lethal yew
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so i need to buy a lot of ammo

signal anchor
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before i can get another delivery

lethal yew
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LOL sucks

signal anchor
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yeah otherwise i would

lethal yew
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i wasnt even being serious

signal anchor
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WELL I DON'T FUCKING JOKE AROUND ABOUT GOLD MAN! AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T EITHER!

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NOW GO FUCKING BUY SOME :p

lethal yew
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LOL NO!

signal anchor
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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

lethal yew
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gOd daAMNIt

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all i need is sum god damn muneh

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yo it sucks when someone kills your horse

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it really do

signal anchor
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i'm so glad michelle obama reads her own book.

lethal yew
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my horse been dead since yesterday

signal anchor
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i'm listening to her audio book while i farm πŸ˜„

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it 's good and i probably wouldn't have bought it if someone else read it

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i like it when authors i like read their own stuff πŸ˜„

lethal yew
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πŸ˜„

signal anchor
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audio books + grinding = ❀

bright forge
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I heard that’s a really good one

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The Obama book

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My wife got it on audible too

signal anchor
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it really is. and it's more meaningful hearing her tell her story.

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interesting how all the pieces come together to become one of the most influential women of the 21st century

simple scaffold
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I think Tyra banks is, but hitorthink

signal anchor
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i'm neither a Democrat, nor Capitalist, nor advocate of the bourgeoisie, but I feel like she's in the right place on a lot of topics to me so it's enjoyable to see where she comes from.

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i said "one of the most" but also LOL@Tyrabanks :/

lethal yew
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im neither

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any of those

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im not a religious man nor a man of politics

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i just dont care

simple scaffold
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Me too, son.

signal anchor
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i'm a radical socialist, anti-fascist, and pacifist who believes the police should be disarmed, education funding needs to triple, and bachelor's degrees and vocational courses should be free

lethal yew
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u see

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i dont know wtf u just said

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but more power to u

signal anchor
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people think bernie sanders is a socialist. and don't get me wrong. i like bernie. but even bernie is pretty far to the right for me πŸ˜ƒ

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the jesus guy from Christian mythology is further left than Bernie, but even Jesus is further right than me πŸ˜‰

unborn cloak
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Waiy

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Why are we discussing politics

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Political stances

lethal yew
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^

unborn cloak
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Server rules

signal anchor
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sorry i mentioned i was listening to a book by the former first lady while grinding πŸ˜›

simple scaffold
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How does that correlate to political views

signal anchor
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my grinding feels more "accomplished" if i ALSO "read a book" πŸ˜›

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and by "read" I have some chump read it to me πŸ˜ƒ

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or the former first lady I don't really consider her a chump LOL

shell stirrup
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just saying bernie sanders is politics

unborn cloak
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Podcasts/audio stuff is good

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When grinding

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Yes

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I agree

signal anchor
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yeah those are good too i've listend to stuff like startalk radio

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some poeople will listen to music. the same songs they've heard over and over :/

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i mean if you enjoy it, kudos

lethal yew
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i just listen to playthroughs or random compilations on youtube

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if im grinding

signal anchor
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but you could get a lot more out of listening to podcasts and audio books

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and this game is SUPER GRINDY

outer flame
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I’m a RuneScape player this is nothing lol

signal anchor
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"i'm gonna listen to someone else play through the game while I play through the game" πŸ˜› you're weird πŸ˜›

lethal yew
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^

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im not saying i watch rdr2 playthroughs

signal anchor
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i have an audible subscription though

lethal yew
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not that much of a fanboy

outer flame
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Audibles is awesome

lethal yew
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but Oke

signal anchor
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yeah it really is

bright forge
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Yea this games grind is easy compared to a lot of games

outer flame
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I have bad road rage so audibles really helps me there

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Ok question about rdr2 online story missions

lethal yew
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?

outer flame
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Can you use replay mission in a group

lethal yew
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yes

signal anchor
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yes and no

outer flame
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I just haven’t got it to work exactly

lethal yew
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yes if ur a posse leader

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no if you're not

signal anchor
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if you are doing it to queue randomly with those that need help

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you can only have 3

outer flame
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I’m posse lead

signal anchor
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because you'll be grouped up with a solo person to fill out the max of 4

lethal yew
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tru

outer flame
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Ahh ok

lethal yew
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i always wondered why max was 4 but they only let 3 do mission

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missions

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im just like hm

signal anchor
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that's because you're latching onto a solo searcher who needs the mission

lethal yew
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but ig thats why

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right

outer flame
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Ahh ok

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I want a nice horde mode type of thing

signal anchor
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you had me at hor 😍 😍 😍 😍

outer flame
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

signal anchor
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Personally, I want a nice Whored mode. GIMME DEM BROTHELZ!

outer flame
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πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ yes

signal anchor
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not to run. i don't care if they allow that

outer flame
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My casino/brothel

signal anchor
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I'm just looking for work πŸ˜‰

outer flame
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β€œLoose slots”

signal anchor
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.>

outer flame
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I’m too poor to afford to visit one

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Sings β€œ I got a girl from Armadillo...”

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I carved her up a wooden dildo

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It kept her happy while I was away through winters

summer dagger
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πŸ‘€ πŸ‘Œ

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splinters

outer flame
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But my poor girl sure had some splinters

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Exactly panda πŸ˜‚

summer dagger
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ow.

signal anchor
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this guy ....

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was running at me with a lasso

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so i filled his face up with bullets

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and he screams "i didn't even have my gun out why did you shoot me?"

outer flame
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A nice facial for him πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

signal anchor
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yeah i'm sending a ltter to Penthouse forum about it

outer flame
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He said what!! Lol douche

shell stirrup
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Okay let's keep it rated R not X and somewhat on topic

summer dagger
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To be fair I think that is an actual song from the game but fair enough

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πŸ˜‚

outer flame
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It probably was lol it was stuck in my head

summer dagger
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Gave me a chuckle doggo πŸ‘Œ

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I think I genuinely remember hearing it from some street performer or maybe one of the shows you can see or somewhere around the game

outer flame
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πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

summer dagger
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could be Mandela effect but I dont think so x3

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Just finished up my night with a 5v2 and all 5 of them parley'd feelsgudmane arthur

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After like a 45 minute bout

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they were all hunting and I dont think they took to kindly to my headshotting their entire posse

outer flame
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Oh well a huge posse prolly should better ways to make money than hunting

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My son can’t pronounce Annesburg properly

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Keeps calling it anusburg

summer dagger
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They shoulda brought two more arthur

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Pff

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Dont think I've ever met anyone more determined than their leader tho when they all left he went like 30:0 and still kept coming until his team asked him to start a mission

outer flame
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I dunno why my worms aren’t showing up in my bait

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It’s annoying

summer dagger
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I hear that's a common problem

outer flame
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Seems to happen if you buy 20

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Keep it under your ok

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It’s not like you need them it’s just...some times I want to chill and fish

summer dagger
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The special lures πŸ‘Œ

signal anchor
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yeah sucks that worms are messed up at the moment and still no fix

summer dagger
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Wrong chat xD

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making fun of main character tropes.

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πŸ‘

outer flame
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Much love dude

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Any one else insult the butcher in Blackwater back when you sell stuff?

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He keeps saying I look hungry

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I keep telling him he looks like an inside out asshole

lethal yew
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the butcher has an attitude

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nice session u have here ami

shell stirrup
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Please media in the media channels

signal anchor
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Honestly, @shell stirrup I still think what he was was mostly rated R not X. I mean Lemoyne raidres calling me cocksucker, odriscolls saying "shoot her in the pussy..." lol...

outer flame
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Thanks @signal anchor

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I have a foul mouth some times πŸ˜‚

bright forge
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Yea they do say some pretty horrendous things sometimes

simple scaffold
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I just realized something.

heady river
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and that is?

bright forge
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Ya

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Dude way to leave us hanging

simple scaffold
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People going to guarma glitches the server causing boats and canoes and shit not to spawn in the actual map.

heady river
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Not like those have any use or purpose atm.

bright forge
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Oh yea that is what’s probably happening

simple scaffold
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Cause I know 100% the flying boats are from people doing g the guarma glitch

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And since it's gotten widespread recently you can't find a server where someones not doing it so you can't find boats and shit

signal anchor
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oh wow that's really interesting to know

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i'm sure guarma glitch is about to get patched tho

outer flame
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Oo

simple scaffold
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I'm sure guarma will be added to online as a different map, most games have all sections of the game in one area and you can go to the other places if you get out the map. That's what's happening with guarma

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Or it's just a copy paste of story's map with online functions. Beats me

signal anchor
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oh babygirl guarma will 100% be a multiplayer map

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they didn't create a "jungle" map for 2 hours of single player campaign play

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that map is going to be a major multiplayer arena

heady river
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It'll be fun to go hunt some exotic animals.

simple scaffold
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Bats spawn there, right?

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I want one as my pet

heady river
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Pets would be lovely to have.

signal anchor
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i'm sure we'll be ablet og et dogs for our camps/houses

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probably cats too

heady river
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I want a cougar.

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No better pet than one that can eat your throat.

signal anchor
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people are asking for a passive mode, but i think that can ruin some ways they designed the game to be played so i thought of a few things

dense hollow
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i need a poncho!

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there's gona be a private lobby mode i think tho

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somewhere it was datamined

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unless it was manufactured for a lul

simple scaffold
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Inb4 its only a private server for eSports

marsh dirge
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We want more stuff for horses and more horses!OHO

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I thought I would be able to just ditch everyone around me. Asshole shot me and it was an instinct to track his ass down kill him a bunch of times and follow him into a free roam event

signal anchor
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Honor can't be earned in passive mode, but it can be lost and a dishonorable action disables the ability to enable passive mode for an hour. Starting any kind of mission turns off passive mode. If you attack another player in passive mode you'll do no damage, you'll turn off passive mode and you will be unable to attack for 30 seconds. And maybe make it impossible to gain weight. Only maintain what you have.

So, basically, the only thing you can do is hunt, fish, and shop unmolested.

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which would be cool

marsh dirge
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β€œShop unmolested”

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Omfg

signal anchor
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oh and you shouldn't be able to earn xp in passsive mode.

simple scaffold
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The new patch involves being killed once to parley

signal anchor
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and i mean FULL passive mode on the server, not a single player parley passive mode

simple scaffold
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No point on passive

signal anchor
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well that's cool.

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the main thing that makes me think of a lobby passive mode is when i finish hunting

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and i want to go to the butcher but the town is a shit show

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turning on a passive mode just to go to the butcher would be nice.

simple scaffold
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Maybe make the butcher have a no kill radius

signal anchor
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and i can't just go into town and kil everyone. i've done that.

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that just gets the police on me

simple scaffold
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Instead of needing to be in front of him

signal anchor
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and i can't go to the butcher :/

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yeah i agree wioth that too

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OR

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give me a fucking butcher at my camp

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I'll pay 100 gold bars for a fucking camp butcher

simple scaffold
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That works

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I mean there is a butcher at John's camp

signal anchor
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and arthur's

simple scaffold
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Forgot the fatasses name

signal anchor
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FANTASIES

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if you are mixing up fatasses and fantasies, we all know what you are into πŸ˜‰

simple scaffold
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I said john instead of arthur

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My brain is stuck in rdr1

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I have no fantasies

signal anchor
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pearson is the camp butcher

simple scaffold
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Besides being given flowers

signal anchor
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he was in the navy πŸ˜„

simple scaffold
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distant default fortnite dance

signal anchor
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trash did you see my reddit post of the guns? πŸ˜ƒ

dense hollow
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they really need to give me all the crafting costumes

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give me back trappers

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so i can hand shit in and get my clothes

heady river
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I miss my fancy snake skin gloves.

signal anchor
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oh you know that's coming baby. The trapper is part of the PLAN.

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you just gotta have faith that R* is gonna MILK

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THAT

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COW

heady river
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I want that fucking uh, the conman's hat from that one mission.

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It looks sexual.

signal anchor
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i wanna set fire to more KKK members πŸ˜ƒ

heady river
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I mean, I just kinda call people I don't like KKK members and set them on fire.

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Same effect.

signal anchor
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i want honorable missions where I go.... "extinguish" a KKK chapter πŸ˜„

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nah fam I wanna be a straight up ghostbuster

heady river
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Mission where you sell captured Del Lobos into slavery on Guarma when.

signal anchor
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if they ever let us hunt KKK

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i'm making a clan called GhostBusters πŸ˜„

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or posse whatever you call it

heady river
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Perhaps you meant Klan called GhostBusters

signal anchor
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.>

outer flame
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This is where your players name needs to show and not your acc name

heady river
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But my player name is Biggus Dckus

outer flame
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Rather annoying being Captain Featherknob in red dead

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well that one is just fine

heady river
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Captain Featherknob is a great name though.

outer flame
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was made especially for sea of thieves

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my trusty crew sailing on the SS Strapon

heady river
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Beautiful.

signal anchor
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the gold knife looks cool, but goldplating your survival knife makes no sense to me so there's just no way I'm doing that :/

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browned steel with gold engraving for me πŸ˜ƒ

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my player's name is Ami. Probably because I don't have a penis which apparently forces guys to name their characters super stupid shit πŸ˜›

outer flame
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oh come on plenty of chicks name their toons stupid shit too lol

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but yes 99.99% of males do

heady river
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If no one can see it, what's the point of making it legitimate?

signal anchor
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well if they change that, you're gonna look silly πŸ˜ƒ

heady river
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You've been killed by Biggus Dickus

outer flame
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i'll be happy

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Sheriff Bart suits this toon much more

heady river
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I am Biggus Dickus, friend to Caesar.

signal anchor
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also there is somethign called CREW

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which we haven't even experienced yet

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i'm assuming that's a wider "clan" type thing

heady river
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More than likely.

outer flame
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ya

signal anchor
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i'll probably make one of those. i play a lot and maybe i'lldo things like give away PS cards for gold bars and fun stuff like that

heady river
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Sounds like a good idea.

signal anchor
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i've ran a clan on destiny for years and set up hundreds and hundreds of raids.

heady river
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Every clan I joined always had some stupid fucking drama.

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Even GTA crews had stupid drama, it's like I'm a magnet for it.

outer flame
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i've been running clans since diablo 1....lol never again

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just posse with the missus and my kid and rl friends

heady river
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Wew, Diablo.

outer flame
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im old though lol

heady river
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Last thing I ran was a guild of turbonerds on WoW and that shit the bed as soon as I was gone for more than a week.

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Some people really do need to be told explicitly what and what not to do.

bright forge
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I mean there is a lot of historical context for that statement

heady river
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In which?

bright forge
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That some people need to be told explicitly what to do

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Cite fascism

heady river
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Ah. I wasn't going down that route. But you'd figure "Don't be an asshole and start shit with your guildies" would be universally understood, no?

orchid matrix
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lol

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depends on the group of people

outer flame
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some times you get lucky

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my runescape clan was always great

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probably because they were afk botting 99% of the time...

heady river
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Lmao

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The glories of runescape.

signal anchor
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so i killed like this entire team that tried to kill me without dying

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and was like " i just loaded in and you guys attack me i just want to fish so i'm gonna find another lobby"

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and they are like " you got smoked bitch you afraid that's why"

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??????

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every single one of them died... multiple times... and couldn't kill me...

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including the level 112 which i found odd

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probably just farmed cops

outer flame
#

they been smoking the wrong stuff

#

possibly smoking each other ....i dunno

#

who can say these days

heady river
#

It happens.

signal anchor
#

i just didn't want to play anymore and killing them just costs me money :O/

#

:/

orchid matrix
#

But all the free xps

signal anchor
#

and it was a bunch of anti-women shit too

#

"close your legs You fishy bitch"

#

stuff like that

orchid matrix
#

Ah

heady river
#

Sounds like they're pretty anally agitated.

signal anchor
#

"you suckin that dick all day that's what'

bright forge
#

Hmm classy

orchid matrix
#

I set those people on fire

signal anchor
#

i didn't say anything either, i was just like "why did you guys shoot at me when i logged in?"

sturdy hatch
#

You got them good @ami GG!

heady river
#

Bet you they're the kind of people to buy nudes :v))

signal anchor
#

so after killing them, is aid well i just wanted to log in and make some money but i guess i'll go to a different server if you guys are going to keep attacking me.

outer flame
#

gcvf b v

#

sorry my 9 month old smashing the keyboard

sturdy hatch
#

If you ever need a break from Online but watch something that will enrich RDR I suggest 'Slow West' and 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' on Netflix.

outer flame
#

and blazing saddles

sturdy hatch
#

Lol. Classic.

outer flame
#

a few years ago i was doing a horseback trail around the grand canyon singing the theme song

#

and an old white dude asked me stop singing racist songs

#

...im part black mind you πŸ˜•

#

not sure how the songs at all racist lol

graceful shell
#

I took a picture of me in front of the train running over a player I hogtied to the track

outer flame
#

nice!

graceful shell
#

Best part is I think you can see the dude if you look under some

rough tendon
#

Do you guys Make your own food or Just buy it from the store?

graceful shell
#

........

#

Who tf buys food from a store my dude

#

I hunt and store up my meat

orchid matrix
#

can't buy the good stuff from the stores anyways

graceful shell
#

Yea

heady river
#

Gotta get your seasoned big game

graceful shell
#

Usually the players that buy food from the store are the ones that wanna sacrafice a little for almost nothing

#

Meanwhile I go out get me some 3 star meat and have some real food

orchid matrix
#

now i could see buying a pile of big game meat because you can't be assed to go a murderin gators

graceful shell
#

Ehhhhh

orchid matrix
#

i'd have to be in a hurry

graceful shell
#

I dont buy my big game meat either

orchid matrix
#

oh I don't either

#

but I could see it

graceful shell
#

The only thing I really buy is coffee powder

#

So I'll have some later

rough tendon
#

Haha I buy good because I dont know How to Make it 😁

graceful shell
#

Well you should learn @rough tendon

#

It comes in use

#

I have meat in ny inventory I made that makes me feel way better than any meat in the store does

#

What the...

#

MOTHERFUCKER

#

@orchid matrix

#

You won't believe it

rough tendon
#

Ill look it up, Thanks!

graceful shell
#

At this very moment while we were chatting I just got a 3 star animal robbed from my horse

#

Son of a bitch....

outer flame
#

it wasnt @signal anchor wasn't it lol

graceful shell
#

Nah

orchid matrix
#

lol

#

that sucks

graceful shell
#

It was some player named Lecuck

orchid matrix
#

lol

graceful shell
#

He robbed my fucking 3 star wolf

#

And my rabbit

bright forge
#

Well at least it wasn’t a cougar or a buck

graceful shell
#

Yea but I spent 30 minutes for that 3 star wolf

bright forge
#

If I see a buck on the back of a horse you bet I’ll be snagging that

graceful shell
#

Cause I couldn't find any wolves

bright forge
#

That was a waste of time. Why?

outer flame
#

are 3* wolves worth much?

bright forge
#

No

graceful shell
#

Not really

bright forge
#

They really aren’t

graceful shell
#

You ever seen the moose?

wise jewel
#

Yes

graceful shell
#

I was exploring the forest one time with my buds

#

We spotted a 3 star moose

#

But there was always the one idiot who brings a lethal gun hunting

#

Sooo yea.....

outer flame
#

dunno if i have killed a moose yet

#

killed a few that reminded me of my mother in law

wise jewel
#

Lmao

outer flame
#

the buffalo etc

graceful shell
#

You ever been country chased?

#

It's my own made up term to where a player will go to any lengths to constantly chase you down no matter where you go

outer flame
#

yea

graceful shell
#

What happened @outer flame

outer flame
#

guy chased me every where...didnt say any thing just kept tryign to hunt me down even after parley

#

even chased me down through lobbies lol

graceful shell
#

Damn

outer flame
#

my son hogtied him on my xbox to right before he went nuts

graceful shell
#

Sounds like a maniac

outer flame
#

he was a loon lol

#

my son kicked his overr and over but he kept coming

#

just sat there waiting for parley to be over

#

my kid thought it was funny

#

i just found it annoying

smoky halo
#

Birds are the best money method

#

I made 91$ in 20mins

outer flame
#

nice

smoky halo
#

How much money do you have have currently?

#

@outer flame

outer flame
#

fark all lol

#

300 or so

smoky halo
#

I'm at 1899$

outer flame
#

i just finished buying my guns

#

havent even decorated them

#

which birds? the gator area ones?

graceful shell
#

@outer flame

#

I got country chased yesterday

outer flame
#

what happened jad?

graceful shell
#

So I was the leader of a posse and we had fucking 7 people so I was tryna be chill

#

But one of my posse memebers mindset was HAHAHAHAHAH WE HAVE SEVEN PEOPLE NO ONE CAN STOP US I'LL SHOOT THIS PRO PLAYER RIGHT HERE @outer flame

#

So seeing as I'm the leader the player he shot thought I commanded him to do it and he said on voicechat "I'm gonna make your life a living HELL"

#

He stalked me dude

#

It was creepy asf

#

Sometimes I would turn my cam to see him just standing there

#

Then half way across the map he sniped me from nowhere

#

He followed me no matter how far or quickly I ran away for hours and hours on @outer flame

smoky halo
#

@outer flame

#

Yes

graceful shell
#

The getting shot part was bad but the worst was when he would not shoot me and just stalk my character

#

It was just creepy

outer flame
#

what a psycho!

graceful shell
#

UUUH ARE BOUNTY HUNTERS ONLINE TO @outer flame

#

I'm getting ambushed by a bunch of AI people

#

There's so many

#

They wont stop coming

outer flame
#

not that i know of @graceful shell

wise jewel
#

Not yet

graceful shell
#

Then why are a bunch of AIs ambushing me right after a mission online

#

I have no idea what's hapoening

#

Happening

wise jewel
#

It's just ai gangs

graceful shell
#

K

#

Honestly tho

#

Don't think I'm a wimp for this but

#

I just HATE going outside of towns at night on red dead

#

I just feel something is gonna come

#

It scares me pretty bad sometimes

wise jewel
#

Go into the bayou at night

#

That's where my gang chills

outer flame
#

dont ever play "the forset" lol

#

forest*

wise jewel
#

Don't step on our turf boah

#

Lol

outer flame
#

been lure fishing for an hour or so just for the laughs

wise jewel
#

If you're scared ride with a couple of other people with your lantern out @graceful shell

#

I roll in a wagon full of guys and that's pretty protected

#

Most of the time it's a full seven

graceful shell
#

K

wise jewel
#

Are you looking for people to play with btw

outer flame
#

i dunno if its just that im bad at this or lure fishing blows lol

wise jewel
#

Where are you fishin

outer flame
#

blackwater

wise jewel
#

You need to slowly reel in the lure btw

#

Just in case

outer flame
#

ya i know

#

its just slow compared to shooting them with a varmint lol

wise jewel
#

How many have you caught

outer flame
#

i dunno like 30 or so

wise jewel
#

That's decent

#

I wouldnt worry too much

outer flame
#

im not and shooting them is boring

wise jewel
#

Well hunt then

#

That's not as boring

outer flame
#

lol

wise jewel
#

And you get to shoot things

#

Win. Win

outer flame
#

hmm true maybe i'll go hunt some thing different

#

bears or some thing for a laugh

wise jewel
#

Try and get a cougar

#

Make real money

outer flame
#

done a lot of cougar

#

more in it for the lols than the money

wise jewel
#

Still hunt cougars

#

They're fun to mess around witj

#

Me and three other guys punched one to death once

outer flame
#

lol

#

will have to try that

#

have you sold horses?

graceful shell
#

@outer flame @wise jewel

#

Wanna play

outer flame
#

which system are you on @graceful shell

graceful shell
#

Xb1

#

You? @outer flame

outer flame
#

me too man i cant group up right now though, cant voice while my bubs is asleep

#

add me though

graceful shell
#

We don't have to voice

#

Let's just chat on discord

#

Can you group up if we do that instead

outer flame
#

can do that later for sure

graceful shell
#

K

wise jewel
#

@graceful shell sorry I was at school but I'm on xb

graceful shell
#

AAAH

#

I GOT MAULED BY THE SAME GRIZZLY TWO TIMES

#

Except he found me the 2nd time....

#

Let's just say heart attacks were induced

simple scaffold
#

I remember choosing to spawn in lemonye as soon as I loaded in an alligator killed me

#

Was truly terrifying

normal jewel
#

Man, Lemoyne is utter hell

#

The first time I chose to spawn there, I'm immediately mauled by a Panther

#

I respawn and duel this motherfuckin panther to the death, barely escaping with my life amd at least one panther fang puncturing my flesh. As I limp to my horse, foodless, tonicless, with next to no health, I step right in the strike zone of an alligator on the other side of a bush

#

It was heartbreaking

#

I have decided to generally stick around West Elizabeth/New Austin for awhile lul

outer flame
#

Would have been hilarious to see that lol

heady river
#

Sounds like a great time.

dawn herald
#

Hey what does lock breaker do

unborn cloak
#

They can be used to open locked chests/containers on yhe back of stagecoaches/wagons

#

As well as to unlock cash registers

#

Really not that useful

supple hare
#

red dead is probably getting uninstalled until update

outer flame
#

Had enough for now @supple hare ?

supple hare
#

nothing really to do atm

outer flame
#

I feel ya man

supple hare
#

i could grind for my last horse or upgrade some cards but no motivation

#

@unborn cloak what ability loadout are you using

unborn cloak
#

πŸ”Ž

#

🀠

#

S&S, E4E, WS, SM

supple hare
#

same

#

do you have all level 3?

signal anchor
#

so a guy i killed over and over in king of the castle who had one of the lowest scores

#

and i won 1st place

#

after i won came on the mic and said "i beat your ass bitch"

#

he got one kill with dynamite while iw as holding the castle and got the castle for the first time. the whole match. for a few seconds before it ended

#

i win 1st place by like 40 pts and he's like in last and he's talking like weird shit

#

i never said anything rude to him

outer flame
#

Lol you sure do meet some crazy Mofos out there

signal anchor
#

it was so bizarre i saved the video

#

and i'm like "why are you trying to bully me? i'm just doing a match here."

#

and he's like "you no dick getting fat bitch you got no life"

#

????

outer flame
#

Wtf lol

woeful ridge
#

Some bad losers out there too lol

signal anchor
#

yeah like .. he's super bad at the game and he's just being weird about it

#

the guy frank whatever that was my competition for first place, he never said anything

#

just kept focused on the game

outer flame
#

Start streaming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ amis adventures with idiot assholes

signal anchor
#

this guy just started making attacks at me

woeful ridge
#

Would be a good stream tbf

signal anchor
#

it started right after i finally said something on mic "damn that castle spawned so far away"

#

and he just started talking shit because i'm a woman

woeful ridge
#

That's what set him off

#

Talking bout the castle

signal anchor
#

that would be my luck. it would get popular and my students would see it

#

sometimes i'll say naughty things, i don't need them showing their parents stuff like that

#

but i didn't say anything unkind to this guy even when he was an asshole

#

"all i said is "what are you talking about I'm in 1st place why do you keep saying I'm losing?"

outer flame
#

Because woman bad at every thing haha I’m man with penis you stupid haha

woeful ridge
#

Playing them mind games

#

Badly

signal anchor
#

:/

#

i have had guys say "if i played this game for a couple hours I'd be as good as you and I'd kill you"

#

and i'm like "because I'm a woman?"

#

and they were honest and said yeah it was

woeful ridge
#

Mummy issues strike again

#

Mommy

outer flame
#

It’s because your breasts make you less aerodynamic and not able to use the controller correctly

#

At least that’s what I tell the missus (she then beats the shit out of me)

signal anchor
#

while it was mostly dominated by guys because devs targeted largely a male audience, there's a LOT more female gamers on the scene and they are proving to be just as good as guys. the competitive gaming is still dominated with guys but more and more girls are getting in on it and they are extremely talented. so why's it so hard to believe some girls that arent' streamers and the like can also be good?

#

"if you were actually a good female gamer you'd have a stream"

#

that's nonsense

#

haha they have gotten in the way of things no lie πŸ˜›

woeful ridge
#

My breasts get in the way too

outer flame
#

Lol joe

signal anchor
#

i mean i know a lot of girls can also be bad at games

#

i'm also married to a woman

#

and if she can't mash the same button over and over

woeful ridge
#

But seriously that's bs

signal anchor
#

she can't whatever it is she has to do

woeful ridge
#

Auto aim baby

signal anchor
#

nah my wife is jsut straight up bad at games. she has to look at the controller to know which button she is pressing :/

#

any game with an L2/R2 aim/fire feature, she can't do >.>

outer flame
#

Mines bloody excellent

signal anchor
#

I got spyro trilogy two months ago

outer flame
#

Except she sucks awfully at RTS

signal anchor
#

i completed all 3 games in a day and a half platinum

#

she's on the first game 2nd zone

#

and that's an "easy" game for her :/

outer flame
#

Noob!

signal anchor
#

she bad. lol.

outer flame
#

Tell her to blame the boobs too

signal anchor
#

she's good at those "builder" games

#

like the jurassic park thing where she can just be creative

#

she is actually really good at that stuff because she's a creative person

#

she's just bat at strategy, adventure, rpg, fps, etc

#

bad*

#

mainly anything that's real time and she has to know where the buttons are πŸ˜›

ocean harness
#

I do not beat you

outer flame
#

You do so!

signal anchor
#

lol

#

do you guys play on ps4 or xbox?

outer flame
#

We are Xbox house

signal anchor
#

that's lame kill yourself i didn't wanna play with you anyways fuck you :/

woeful ridge
#

Hahahah

outer flame
#

Lol!

signal anchor
#

but srsly that sucks i would have loved to play with you i see you in this chat a lot πŸ˜ƒ

#

but instead you had to be like "hmm which console has the shittiest game library.... that's where I wanna be"

outer flame
#

Yea would be a hilarious blast

woeful ridge
#

Not wrong

ocean harness
#

Is he offering free blowies to get carried

outer flame
#

Oh not the console war again πŸ˜‚

signal anchor
#

oh it's not console war i think they are both very comparable

#

but geez is microsoft incapable of securing a decent exclusive game at all?

#

Forza is the only thing that has has a recent installment

#

and who the hell plays racing games anyway?

woeful ridge
#

I'm xbox but feel like it's too late to switch bc of all the games I have on my account now

outer flame
#

No it’s not that dude

signal anchor
#

halo is waiting for next gen

#

joe. switch. then you will have BETTER games πŸ˜ƒ

outer flame
#

The problem is they rush the releases out wayyyy too faSt

woeful ridge
#

Maybe when next gen is out I'll switch!

outer flame
#

They screwed up sea of thieves. And state of decay 2

signal anchor
#

horizon zero dawn, god of war, spider man, days gone, death stranding, bloodborne etc etc

#

some of the best titles on the market are PS4 exclusive

#

well that should piss you off!

#

you should be like FUCK THESE GUYS

#

oh i left out uncharted 4 and lost legacyh

woeful ridge
#

Depends on backwards compatibility I guess

outer flame
#

They really made the horde modes boring I’m gears of war

#

Just too much rush rush

signal anchor
#

we can blah blah blah about marginal spec differences between consoles and accomplish fucking nothing.

#

but when it comes to the fun part. the actual fucking games

#

WTF IS MICROSOFT DOING?

#

srsly i mean i would be pissed if i was on xbox

woeful ridge
#

Hey we have kinect

outer flame
#

They do some things great...just others ugh

woeful ridge
#

Kinectimals was bomb

signal anchor
#

when it comes down to it, the console is ABOUT THE GAMES

#

why do you think nintendo still has fucking marketshare?

outer flame
#

Cross console between pc and Xbox will be ok

signal anchor
#

why do you think so many people own an xbox and nintendo

#

or a ps4 and nintendo

#

because nintendo has GREAT EXCLUSIVES

simple scaffold
#

All ps4 exclusive bangers are singleplayer games.

signal anchor
#

and that's fine

#

well bloodborne

#

is not

simple scaffold
#

Nintendo and xbox does does it better

signal anchor
#

that's very fun multiplayer

simple scaffold
#

That's just dark souls tho

signal anchor
#

still great πŸ˜ƒ

woeful ridge
#

I got xbone and switch. Can't afford to buy games for both.. if I then got ps I'd be bankrupt lol

simple scaffold
#

A second is coming out

signal anchor
#

but srlsy, xbox needs to start churning out some decent fucking games or just drop out of the console market

#

that's all i'm saying

#

i mean i'd like to see them do it

#

heck i'd like them to give me a reason to buy one

simple scaffold
#

In all honesty I'd get rid of my ps4 for a decent pc anyday.

outer flame
#

Only happen if they fire the marketing team πŸ˜‚

simple scaffold
#

That's just me tho. cate

outer flame
#

I love my pc

woeful ridge
#

That's a good point. Pc is gud

outer flame
#

They are billions was so fun

simple scaffold
#

Sometimes I wish pc had red dead sometimes not.

outer flame
#

FpS on pc is no good any way

signal anchor
#

it might dilute the playerbase too much

outer flame
#

Well online any way

signal anchor
#

they need to fill lobbies

outer flame
#

You just dunno who’s hacking who isn’t

simple scaffold
#

I feel like it gives pc players a reason to check out the consoles

outer flame
#

Less hackers keeps me playing FPS on consoles

#

So many titles ruined by those pricks

simple scaffold
#

Fps is actually more intense on pc mainly because they can just click and kill.

signal anchor
#

yeah that's one of the reasons i left PC

#

i'm a bit of a purist. i don't like any kind of glitch or exploit

outer flame
#

I prefer a mouse for FPS of course...who doesn’t

simple scaffold
#

Like R6? Oh God, that's some accurate shit.

signal anchor
#

destiny 2 had a glitch where you could get unlimited rockets and you could sometimes do it accidentally when swapping weapons

#

one time i did it during a raid

#

shot my rockets into the wall and then killed myself

#

causing a party wipe on the boss

outer flame
#

Even diablo3 on console is better...no one botting up the leaderboard

simple scaffold
#

That was a glitch in the first destiny

signal anchor
#

they asked me why i did it and i said because i had an unfair advantage in the gameplay

simple scaffold
#

πŸ˜‚

signal anchor
#

no it was in destiny 2. with coil

simple scaffold
#

You mean the sleeper simulant

outer flame
#

Wow ami that’s dedication lol

signal anchor
#

nope

#

coil

simple scaffold
#

Oh nvm then

signal anchor
#

wardcliff coil

simple scaffold
#

Havent played d2 much. I had it cause ps+ but not the expansions

signal anchor
#

but yeah you could get unlimited rockets because it was glitched because of the way it threated 1 rocket as MANY rockets. so swapping toia nother launcher filled it.

tawdry plaza
#

I'm LVL 11 in Online...3 more levels!

signal anchor
#

but yeah. i won't playw ith a glitch

tawdry plaza
#

Fishing rod I'm coming for you!

signal anchor
#

and if i accidnetally get a glitch

#

i'll delete any advantage i gained from it

simple scaffold
#

@tawdry plaza gonna catch em all?

signal anchor
#

if i can't. illl contact customer service to fix my account

tawdry plaza
#

Hell yeah! You're GODDAMN right!

simple scaffold
#

Apparently theres legendary fish in online

#

Or huge ass ones

#

Theres like a 20-80 pound bass

outer flame
#

That’s a big ass

signal anchor
#

yeah you can catch some big fish

outer flame
#

I want my hands on a nice big juicy bass

simple scaffold
#

I want my hands on the litchfield

tawdry plaza
#

Big Daddy Bass

outer flame
#

I like my litchfield it’s ok

simple scaffold
#

I used the lancaster alot but I feel like the Litchfield is better because of the slow and steady meta

outer flame
#

Serviceable

tawdry plaza
#

I got the Bolt Action and Varmint

outer flame
#

Both great guns too

signal anchor
#

yeah they are

tawdry plaza
#

Then I splashed like 100 on clothing

outer flame
#

Varmint is such a super money maker

signal anchor
#

you really shouldn't focus on clothing right now

#

most of the good stuff isn't unlocked yet anyway

tawdry plaza
#

I know I regret it and I'm an idiot

simple scaffold
#

I'm waiting for that smacks lips BuFfAlO rIfLe

signal anchor
#

but the krag jorgenson and the 1890 winchester slide action .22 are good guns

outer flame
#

Ahh I dished our like $90 on clothes lol no regrets

signal anchor
#

get yourself the 1897 winchester when you can. also good

tawdry plaza
#

Varmint Rifle one shot headshot?

signal anchor
#

yeah

#

well

#

until level 45

outer flame
#

Aslong as no buffs up I believe?

signal anchor
#

but yeah as long as no buffs

simple scaffold
#

@tawdry plaza level 25 you can buy a second holster

#

Just letting you know rn

tawdry plaza
#

Cause this guy was trying to lasoo me in Strawberry and I just annihilated him

signal anchor
#

at level 25 get yourself another colt single action

#

it's only $50 and dual wield is sweet

tawdry plaza
#

Should I just keep doing the Horley missions?

signal anchor
#

you also need to upgrade your guns

#

yes do all those

outer flame
#

Varmint is great for pvp for its price it’s amazing

tawdry plaza
#

They give me decent money

signal anchor
#

hundreds of dollars if you finish them out

#

but upgrade your guns

tawdry plaza
#

Yeah much better than Stranger Missions

signal anchor
#

rifling. sights. etc.

tawdry plaza
#

Okay

simple scaffold
#

Yeah, once you do them all you get like 400 bucks. Not even including the treasure you find and money from previous missions

tawdry plaza
#

Yeah they're awesome

simple scaffold
#

I just wish there was more.

tawdry plaza
#

Anyone know any good fishing spots which aren't overcrowded?

outer flame
#

Ugh well that’s complicated

tawdry plaza
#

There's the classic Blackwater and others but there was like 8 people at it once

outer flame
#

Dude no

#

What you do is spawn in new Austin

#

Pay to tele to Blackwater

simple scaffold
#

^

outer flame
#

If it’s empty that is, check first

simple scaffold
#

When you choose a state to login, the server spawn is only in that area, people migrate elsewhere

tawdry plaza
#

How much is fast travel from Austin to Blackwater

simple scaffold
#

So most people are in the same state or town usually

outer flame
#

Like $5

tawdry plaza
#

That's great to keep in mind

outer flame
#

Same applies to any where you want to hunt

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Some people like the swamps for birds and gators

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I don’t myself lol

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But that’s just me

simple scaffold
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I like the swamp because you can use a bow and arrow to kill baby alligators, and their pelts stack.

tawdry plaza
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The only problem I have now is I've got a starter horse

simple scaffold
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Theres a horse in stables, it's a red chestnut Arabian. If you're on xbox it should be free.

tawdry plaza
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It grunts everywhere, kicks me off etc

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I'm PS :/

simple scaffold
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If on ps4 you gotta pay 250 and like 100 for insurance

tawdry plaza
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Oh that's rough

outer flame
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I had to pay for mine lol I’m on Xbox

simple scaffold
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But that horse will last you for 60 levels

outer flame
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Dunno why oh well

tawdry plaza
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Is that the best horse

simple scaffold
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For the level

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Theres a good horse that unlocks at level 57 or 56

outer flame
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You should be rich as high hell by 57 lol

simple scaffold
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It has nice stats for lower levels

outer flame
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Can get stirrups at the stables too

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Helps with stamina

simple scaffold
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Those help a lot.

tawdry plaza
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What LVL are you guys?

simple scaffold
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Also once you hit level 24 you unlock a dead eye card called slow and steady. Makes you take less damage and tank headshots

outer flame
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I’m only like 32 lol but you learn quick

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Slow and steady is tasty

tawdry plaza
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Damn how am I going to get to LVL 14 nevermind 24 or 66 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

simple scaffold
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I remade my character like 6 times

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I'm a level 16 or 17

outer flame
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XP > cash

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For now any how’s

simple scaffold
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If you enjoy pvp do showdowns. If you dont, just do story missions or on call for story missions

tawdry plaza
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Horley pays me well and Stranger Missions

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I like PvP but I'm terrible at it.

simple scaffold
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That's how you level quick

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Do pvp more and you'll get better. Especially with better cards and weapons when you unlock them

outer flame
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I don’t recommend killing cops

simple scaffold
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Don't stay discouraged, we're all discouraged folk

tawdry plaza
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Thank you guys

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Really really great help

outer flame
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πŸ‘

marsh dirge
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Can’t you find bonnie Mcfarline in online?

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To do missions for

tawdry plaza
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Yup

outer flame
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Doesn’t she do a stranger mission?

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πŸ‘ Dutch

marsh dirge
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Cool thanks πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

signal anchor
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lol i love cold dead hands

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i just won that twice in a row and king of the castle solo twice in a row πŸ˜„

outer flame
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Glad I’m not on your servers @signal anchor 😬

signal anchor
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it would be fun to kill you and steal your girl πŸ˜‰

outer flame
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Lol

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She probably wouldn’t mind tbh

signal anchor
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even straight girls are hot for #BisexualSchoolTeacher πŸ˜‰

outer flame
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πŸ˜‚ can any one argue with that?

woeful ridge
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No arguments here

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Also kinda glad I'm not in your server ami lol

outer flame
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I feel like I’m supposed to argue against the whole thing

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But I don’t want too πŸ˜‚

signal anchor
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πŸ˜‚

woeful ridge
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This might sound dumb but does PS4 have better players??? Skill wise

signal anchor
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i think they have garbage and good player son both consoles

woeful ridge
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Okay cool right on

rough tendon
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Do I lvl up my health while doing pvp?

signal anchor
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i'm using hax though.

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so when i'm doing cold dead hands

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i'm running slippery bastard, single purpose, and to fight another day

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so less damage when sprinting from bullets

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less damage when unarmed

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and have to free aim me

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so if you don't aim out a headshot. you get nothing πŸ˜ƒ

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i'm also running unblinking eye

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and chugging dead eye juice

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when i have the bag πŸ˜ƒ

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combat tactics Mr. Ryan πŸ˜‰

woeful ridge
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Damn chica you go ham

signal anchor
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(can anyone name the line that movie is from?)

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it's based on a Tom Clancy novel πŸ˜‰

woeful ridge
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Dude where's my car?

signal anchor
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hence the Jack Ryan

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no

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The Hunt For Red October πŸ˜‰

outer flame
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Sean connery line

signal anchor
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oh and i also run incendiary shotgun rounds

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they are $2.25 a piece, but i'm just lighting shit on fire πŸ˜ƒ

outer flame
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My big bro took me to the movies to see that

signal anchor
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have to run shotgun cause i have to free aim everything and it's easier if people get set on fire πŸ˜ƒ

outer flame
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That’s awful πŸ˜‚

woeful ridge
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Legit kinda feel bad for your enemies

outer flame
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Might try it myself

signal anchor
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lol i only kill the guy with the money bag

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then i run like crazy chugging dead eye gummy bear juice πŸ˜ƒ

woeful ridge
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Make sure to stay in Ami's good books or she will jump console and come for you

outer flame
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Never happen πŸ˜‚

signal anchor
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well king of the castle i just straight up merc anyone that comes near the castle πŸ˜‰

outer flame
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Bloody hell

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Poor students πŸ˜‚

woeful ridge
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You don't wanna know what happens if they forget their homework

outer flame
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Probably some kind of strap on situation πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

heady river
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Sounds g r e a t.

outer flame
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πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

signal anchor
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.>

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what's with these guys that try to kill you while you're fishing then log off when you kill them instead? "welp, gotta hop servers, my XP farming technique isn't working here."

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anyways i gotta go do some actual work here in a bit. you guys have fun πŸ˜ƒ