rdo-chat

[marsh dirge]

I wouldn’t buy rolling block unless u like trolling people

[summer dagger]

or snipers

Tfw you out snipe someone with the word sniper in their username so bad they use like 8 health tonics true story from few days ago, oof.

[brazen fjord]

Anyone having issues with RDO at the moment?

[tidal void]

nope

what console you on

[brazen fjord]

Got disconnected now cant reconnect. On ps4

Says due to a fault on Rockstar games services :(

[tidal void]

it happens

you gonna have to rejoin

[marsh dirge]

I think ur pfp is a bit inappropriate

[tidal void]

not really?

[brazen fjord]

Tried around 4 times so far, will give it a few minutes before trying again thanks

[marsh dirge]

Dude it’s a gif of a nake fat dude with an ak47

How is that not inappropriate

[tidal void]

It's not showing his weiner

just showing his man tits

[summer dagger]

I couldnt entirely tell what's on his dingdong but its black and white, and therefore I'll assume its panda related

By this logic I approve 👍

[tidal void]

lol

[clever panther]

mine used to be Malcom X chilling with an AR looking through the window

[patent gazelle]

@umbral notch Here’s A Pardner’s R* Updates Catalogue to Update yourself on all things Updatable.

Jan 13, 2019, 3:27 PM

[simple scaffold]

Shoot your arrow and jump dodge. Ez

[somber steppe]

@tidal void LOL nice pic

[tidal void]

ikr

[somber steppe]

@clever panther Malcom x dead

[marsh dirge]

aye

[marsh dirge]

can someone give me tips about grinding money and level fast pls

[lucid pelican]

for money you hunt, make sure to sell everything and only take carcasses from perfet animals to sell

[jagged glacier]

showdowns

[lucid pelican]

for XP either do showdowns, stranger missions, or go on a killing spree in saint denis

[marsh dirge]

ty dude i think i waste my 4 hours grinding story missions lmao

[shell stirrup]

that is dudette to you

Glide is a girl

[lucid pelican]

xD

[quartz zephyr]

duderino

[marsh dirge]

Whose my wench

Duda

[wise jewel]

Me @marsh dirge

[bright forge]

Story missions are a great way to start out. You get a decent payout once you get to the last mission available and a fair amount of content,

[marsh dirge]

Just hunt cougars

With bolt action

$300 an hour

[wise jewel]

Do it with a lantern

Effective killing machine

[bright forge]

Where did you post this cougar spawn map?

[rare minnow]

Media

[wise jewel]

#red-dead-media

Don't mind my immense link

[bright forge]

Lol I found it awesome

[rare minnow]

Are u on ps4? @bright forge

[wise jewel]

No he is xbox

It says it on his roles

[rare minnow]

Ah

Yea, i think that place is only broken on xbox

[bright forge]

Yea Xbox

[rare minnow]

So youre good

[bright forge]

What’s broken?

[rare minnow]

2x coug

[wise jewel]

Have you guys done the one where the cougar spawns asleep

[bright forge]

Ah, I’m probably not going to do it. Just wanted the image for new players when they ask

[wise jewel]

Good idea

[bright forge]

I make my money in pvp.

[rare minnow]

@bright forgesame

The new pvp game is so much fun to me

[bright forge]

Yea I just wish the payouts were good

[rare minnow]

About $30 if match goes for 8 min +

[tidal void]

some panther just ran up on me and I killed it :p

[rare minnow]

Prob like 300 an hour

No

I mean 240ish sorry

[bright forge]

Yea the matches just never go for 8 mins. I always end up winning or dying in like 3 mins

[rare minnow]

Mine always go for about 8 minutes plus but I milk them

[bright forge]

I have much better luck with a few wins in most wanted or something. That’s like 40$+ every 8-10 mins

[rare minnow]

Yeah that would be good

[marsh dirge]

lol

[queen wadi]

How do get money in this

[steep thunder]

By playing my game :^)

[queen wadi]

I’m about as poor in this game as I am in real life and I’m wondering if anyone has any tips

[marsh dirge]

hunt cougars and sell em

very valuable

[queen wadi]

Ok thank you

[tidal void]

how come I cant make my new horse

active

[queen wadi]

Which weapons would you use to hunt them

[marsh dirge]

Bolt action

@tidal void does it automatically whistle for a scrawny nag? if so, u gotta go to the stables and put ur saddle on ur desired horse

[queen wadi]

Ok

[marsh dirge]

@queen wadi use any rifle

[queen wadi]

I use the bolt action in story mode actually it’s really good

[tidal void]

thx for the help but I figured it out

[marsh dirge]

Refer to my image on cougar hunting in #red-dead-media

[queen wadi]

Thank u

[marsh dirge]

Posted a very helpful image there

yw

i see

I made it and posted it on reddit as well

thats what im currently using 😉

I have $4200 and nothing to buy

what lvl are you

122

[rare minnow]

Maybe buy some abilities @marsh dirge

[marsh dirge]

I don’t play much anymore tbh

I have all the necessary cards

[tidal void]

can u give people money

[marsh dirge]

At tier 3

[tidal void]

I have 4 cents

[marsh dirge]

im guessing cougars dont spawn in the daytime

[tidal void]

and 4 gold bars

lol

[rare minnow]

@marsh dirgei dont think u have the good ones though

[marsh dirge]

Slow steady, winning streak, strange med, eye for eye, never without one, and unblinking eye

All at tier 3

Those are the only good cards

Rest are shit

[tidal void]

someone should give me money

im poor

[marsh dirge]

I don’t use never without one tho

[rare minnow]

@marsh dirgealso strange med

[marsh dirge]

Cause I hate hats

I said strange med

Did U read? @rare minnow

who wants to hunt cougars with me on ps4

[shell stirrup]

anyone want to play on xbox

mmm this coffee is good

[queen wadi]

@marsh dirge I have PS4

[marsh dirge]

I has the box

[shell stirrup]

you dont like playing with me though lol

[rare minnow]

Its because you are low rank @shell stirrup

[shell stirrup]

and i shoot players as i pass them

[rare minnow]

Haha yah that too then

[wise jewel]

Samd

Same

[bright forge]

@shell stirrup just finishing up a thing then I’ll be getting on

[marsh dirge]

Who can play with me and m’y friend? Lvl 40-50 request

Ps4

[shell stirrup]

im 27

and xbox

[marsh dirge]

[shell stirrup]

@bright forge ok i just got a new horse so im just riding it around

[bright forge]

Awesome what was your gt? can’t remember if I added you already

[shell stirrup]

Biosoga

[bright forge]

Kewl

[shell stirrup]

@bright forge i can invite you to the posse

cant

[bright forge]

Kewl

[shell stirrup]

you have a lock next to your name

[bright forge]

I think I’m in too many posses

[summer dagger]

That means he probably has too many

[bright forge]

Try now

[summer dagger]

X3 jynx

[bright forge]

Lawl

[shell stirrup]

still locked

[summer dagger]

Maybe your posse has too many offline members

[shell stirrup]

i can join yours

[bright forge]

Probably needs to just update

Yea lemme start mine up

[shell stirrup]

there now its unlocked

[bright forge]

Sent you one to mine but we can join either

Rather join yours

[summer dagger]

Xbox weenies cannot group with whai

[somber steppe]

They should let you hang bodies

[bright forge]

Uhh

That sounds like a bad idea

[somber steppe]

Why

[bright forge]

I can just see where some people would take it

[shell stirrup]

we did it

shit

[somber steppe]

We’ve been wanting a casino in gta for 6 years or however long it’s been out so we just want to hang bodies

[summer dagger]

Casino -> hanging people 🤔

[somber steppe]

Literally you get killed in this game and a 14 year old says they killed you cause you’re black and old so I don’t think racial things would be a problem

Yes

[bright forge]

Ok close my posse should be able to accept an invite

[somber steppe]

We need to hang corpses for their wrongdoing

[shell stirrup]

i sent one

[somber steppe]

Rockstars wrong-doing

[summer dagger]

I mean.. I've lasso'd people off a cliff.. could just get that perk that hurts people in lasso close enough

[bright forge]

Hmm didn’t go through

[shell stirrup]

lol

[somber steppe]

Nah

[shell stirrup]

dam you xbox

[bright forge]

I think it may be easier to just make it open for a second

[somber steppe]

We need their corpse hanging so they come back and see them self hanging

[bright forge]

Yea but the historical context of hanging can make for some pretty awful situations

[shell stirrup]

ok its open The Sheriff's Office

[somber steppe]

Not really

[bright forge]

Uh yea you’re not getting it

[summer dagger]

I think just mercing them over, and over, and over, and over is enough for me tbf

[somber steppe]

Uh yea there’s already a racial problem with the players you’re not getting it

[shell stirrup]

do you like my new blue suit

[bright forge]

Do you have a mic?

[shell stirrup]

yeah hold on

[bright forge]

👍

[somber steppe]

On Xbox you should be able to use the app on your phone as a mic

[marsh dirge]

Any mobile device tbh

Ps4 has one iirc

[dense hollow]

so i decided to make a new xbox account to start a female character

clothing options for females are about 98% better than the males'

[somber steppe]

Typically are

[patent gazelle]

@dense hollow Here’s A Pardner’s Hunting Guide to Hunting all things Huntable.

Jan 13, 2019, 8:00 PM

[dense hollow]

@marsh dirge I added your photo to the hunting spread. GJ on that

[marsh dirge]

Your welcome

U should pin it here too

Hunt spread like ?hunt?

[dense hollow]

nah, it'll be on the spread. Trying to keep the pins as clean as possible. Funny cuz I was actually going to work on diong the exact same thing. Saved me time lol

yeah that one

really wish Google Spread worked more like excel

[marsh dirge]

The plainview cougar is tricky to snipe cause he can see u on the cliff side

So I recommend crouching

[dense hollow]

yeah

[marsh dirge]

Don’t ride ur horse there

On the cliff

[dense hollow]

and the Gaptooth one, I got down if it doesn't spawn

just do a circuit around the ridge and it should pop

[cerulean vector]

how do u call people in red ded online

[marsh dirge]

The Gaptooth one I just call over

And it’s locks on the head

[dense hollow]

started my new character, made about $400 in my 1st 10 levels, haven't dnoe many missions either lol

[marsh dirge]

As soon as it starts running over my reticle is on the head

Why new character

[dense hollow]

yeah, imo that one is easiest once you get it down

Cholla is pretty easy too

[marsh dirge]

Hope u didn’t get rid of ur high level

[dense hollow]

that plainview can be a pain tho

nah

just made another xbox account

[marsh dirge]

U paying live on second account?

Wow

[dense hollow]

tho it hurt cuz i don't get ultimate edition bonuses lol

nah

its on the console

so i get live, just not my main accounts bonuses for games

[marsh dirge]

How do u have a second character without two live accounts

[dense hollow]

the console needs live

and you can get on so long as the tertiary accounts are attached to that console

[marsh dirge]

So I can have my main account with live and make a second account and play?

[dense hollow]

yea

[marsh dirge]

Wtf

[dense hollow]

i didn't think you could either

[marsh dirge]

Wow

[dense hollow]

until i tried last night

worked like a charm

[marsh dirge]

I might start a female character

🤔

[summer dagger]

I dont have an xbox and I coulda told you that did it for gta v when I did have one~

Isnoice

[dense hollow]

yeah i did the same

took a while to get her to look the way I wanted

#worth

[marsh dirge]

I might chill grind a female

[dense hollow]

that's what I'm doin too

no pressure

[marsh dirge]

No way am I gonna hardcore like I did for my main

[dense hollow]

lol word

[summer dagger]

that could be misinterpreted in interesting ways

[marsh dirge]

But I just have no urge to play anymore

Not until they give us quality content

My ADHD tells me to quit playing

[summer dagger]

Heres some wagons and a broken down shack knock yourself out kid

Dont think that update is gonna be enough tbf, but will be a step in the right direction

[marsh dirge]

Idk how people srsly grind pvp all day

Even after reach level 100

It’s insane

[dense hollow]

i just hope they come a little more frequently

[summer dagger]

[supple hare]

cum*

[summer dagger]

(?)

[dense hollow]

i'd like to not have to go more than 6 weeks without an update

[marsh dirge]

Ofc rip would say that

[dense hollow]

lol

[summer dagger]

says the one who wants to casually grind a female

[supple hare]

im just ready for them to add obnoxious shit

[summer dagger]

My brain immediately did weird things with that sentence when you said it

All I want is to choose my showdown series mode and a hunting wagon

And will be a happy panda

[dense hollow]

^

that QOL

[summer dagger]

And maybe new shooty things

[dense hollow]

honestly I'd like to have a small shooting range in game

[summer dagger]

I meant guns but that would be nice too

[dense hollow]

there's one in valentine I think that's just for show

[shell stirrup]

rip do you want to join us

[summer dagger]

Elephant rifle pls

[dense hollow]

oh @shell stirrup you're on?

[shell stirrup]

yeah

[supple hare]

ye

[shell stirrup]

i sent it

[dense hollow]

Bio gimme 10 i'll hop in your game

[shell stirrup]

ok

[marsh dirge]

Grind a female

[summer dagger]

casually

[dense hollow]

[supple hare]

my horse @bright forge ??

brindle

no

thoro

@lucid pelican is that a mustang?

[lucid pelican]

yeah thats a mustang

[supple hare]

i love the way they look

i thought about getting tiger stripe

[torpid moat]

LMAO

Anyone dealing with hackers yet,

[supple hare]

no

[torpid moat]

Online unplayable for me

All hackers for me

102-0

It’s fucking bull shit

[supple hare]

thats not impossible

[torpid moat]

Doesn’t appear on the map.

Snipes with a shotgun

Unlimited dead eye

[supple hare]

slugs make shotgun shoot way far

and they have perk cards to keep deadeye up

[torpid moat]

How

Teleports..

[narrow jolt]

I think they’re just really good at the game

[torpid moat]

Is there a perk for teleporting

Shooting out of the area

[narrow jolt]

I don’t know

[torpid moat]

Taking 6 shots to the chest and with a bolt action

Not dying still

[supple hare]

u can teleport

[narrow jolt]

Bugs? Idk

[supple hare]

if u join skinner brothers

[torpid moat]

It ain’t bugs

[marsh dirge]

Who can play with me ? Lvl 25 min

[torpid moat]

It’s shitty hacker prevention

[supple hare]

u cant hack

[narrow jolt]

I don’t think they’re hacking

[torpid moat]

Have you ever played a game before?

There’s hackers every game ever made

[narrow jolt]

Not true

[lucid pelican]

we invited you again @supple hare

[torpid moat]

Name one game

[narrow jolt]

Sonic Riders

[marsh dirge]

@lucid pelican aren’t u xbox?

[lucid pelican]

yup

[marsh dirge]

We should posse sometime

[torpid moat]

@narrow jolt possible

[lucid pelican]

were playing a staff game atm

[torpid moat]

Go on YouTube

You can hack on every game

This game especially

Fucking garbage ass matchmaking as well

You shouldn’t be paired with a level 102

[supple hare]

get gud

[torpid moat]

Hard to with hackers

[marsh dirge]

Ya get gud son

[torpid moat]

Can’t practice when you die before you spawn

[marsh dirge]

That’s the name of the game

Happens to us all in showdowns

If u move, ur good as ded

[torpid moat]

Can’t move

I’ll be dead before it

[marsh dirge]

guys i have a question

im grinding money in red dead online but players r killing me all the time and my guns r bad im not able to kill them should i buy a gun or keep grinding

[narrow jolt]

I’d buy a gun for protection

[torpid moat]

Wow

Got another hacker boys

Locks on during a race

Sweet

Also has a white Arabian at level 3

Just great

New game

New hacker

Nice

Level 231, unlimited dead eye, locks on during race,

[marsh dirge]

which console ?

[torpid moat]

Ps4, and does it matter? Every console has them

[marsh dirge]

idk dude i wasnt know that its that easy to cheat on consoles

im pc player thats why i asked im playing with my ps4 for only 2-3 games

[torpid moat]

I didn’t think it was either, but seeing this bull shit changes my mind

WOW

Level 364

WHAT THE FUCK

[dim scroll]

Good way to make money in rdo?

[sterile pollen]

hideouts

[torpid moat]

Would ya look st that

Another hacker

36 hits

[sterile pollen]

Did you ever consider maybe you're just bad

[dim scroll]

[torpid moat]

And no, I’m not the best, but that doesn’t mean players are able to do that type of shit

What’s the easiest way to get mvp 3 times

[young lagoon]

Can you rob trains now in rdo?

[torpid moat]

I wut

Quit

Mother hacker

Another*

[sterile pollen]

Trust me when I tell you, that these people just have better ability cards and loadouts

[torpid moat]

You can smite people

?

I was literally smitted from the sky

I was killed randomly

4 times

[sterile pollen]

change lobbies then, i've never encountered a hacker yet.

People glitch into things and cannot be killed but that's different

[torpid moat]

Ive encountered 6 in the last 30 min

Make it 7

8

[jagged glacier]

Maybe you're just lagging?

[torpid moat]

9

One hit me with his fist

20

10*

30 rounds In his shotgun

[bright viper]

Where can I find many enemies to kill to finish challange fast

[torpid moat]

All I heard was BRRRT

😂

[bright viper]

There aren't many cops like in singleplayer

[sterile pollen]

saint denis @bright viper

[torpid moat]

hackers for daaaays

Fucking pussys

Literally definition of cancer

They need to get off the fucking internet and do something with their lives besides being a waste of oxygen

[dim scroll]

Oof

[marsh dirge]

@dim scroll hunting

Hunt

[umbral willow]

Anyone else have stranger missions that glitch out after the initial cutscene?

[rare minnow]

I feel like they have been glitching more lately

[wise jewel]

Definitely

[umbral willow]

Like nothing at all is on the map afterwards

[wise jewel]

Especially when you accept the mission and then it takes like a minute to actually stary it

[rare minnow]

I wonder what is causing it

[wise jewel]

Ineptitude on R*'S part

[rare minnow]

Has to be something related to gun rush

[wise jewel]

Nah I've had it happen since week 2

[woeful ridge]

Would a dance emote be good for online?

[oblique saffron]

anyone bored of online?

[clever panther]

@somber steppe thanks for letting me know, i wasnt aware

[outer flame]

So glitchy on those missions! Should see it spaz out of 2 posses try and start it at once

[rustic hatch]

So I’m minding my own business, maxed out good honour. Just sitting in the barber chair getting a haircut. And suddenly I’m told to avoid assassination by some random gang. What the hell?

They bust into the hotel in valentine and shoot me before I even know what’s going on.

How is that a thing? I didn’t agree on being assassinated for a haircut.

[wise jewel]

It's a stranger mission

Just random player assassinations

[rare minnow]

@wise jewel how do those start?

[wise jewel]

From certain strangers

Only dishonorable ones

Like Sean or Mama Watson

[rare minnow]

Lol

Why would one of those guys want me Dead?

[rustic hatch]

That is some bullshit. It just pops up on my screen, forced me to stand up from the chair in the middle of selecting a haircut.

[wise jewel]

It's just random

It's not likely that it will happen again under those circumstances

[rustic hatch]

That is not what I call a fun game.

[rare minnow]

I had to 2 happen to me so far

[wise jewel]

I've had it happen alot since I stay around populated areas

[rustic hatch]

They should separate that kind of play to servers with dishonourable players. They seem to enjoy that kind of ass clowning. I don’t. I just want to get a haircut in peace. Hunt. Deliver mail.

[wise jewel]

You just gotta work on your pvp and it's a breeze

@rustic hatch there is a difference between dishonorable and griefers

[rustic hatch]

I don’t like the idea of any kind of competition I didn’t agree to. Clearly it’s easy to kill someone whose sitting in a haircut chair.

[wise jewel]

Griefers are poeple that abuse a game's mechanics by using them in ways they're not intended to whilst I dishonorable player likes pvp

[rare minnow]

@rustic hatchlol

[wise jewel]

If you expect to have no competition in a free roam game with other players you are mistaken

[rare minnow]

@rustic hatch are you currently dishonorable?

[wise jewel]

Not everyone will treat you like the queen just because you're hunting

[rustic hatch]

No, I have maxed out honour.

[rare minnow]

Oh wow

Yeah it would make sense to me if dishonorable players can be targeted only

[rustic hatch]

Um. I never asked to be treated like royalty while hunting.

[wise jewel]

You seem like you don't like getting shot at at all. That's not the way it works

[rustic hatch]

I should at least get the option to be in a 1 vs 7 game of tag.

[signal salmon]

Really does make you reflect on how npcs feel when they get shot at tbh

[rustic hatch]

There’s a lot more to do in red dead online then shooting people.

[signal salmon]

You know, if npcs had feelings

[wise jewel]

You're just unlucky to be targeted by a group of seven

That has never happened to me

[rare minnow]

@signal salmon is that what's happening?

[wise jewel]

Npc become human

[signal salmon]

Game gets real philosophical sometimes

Maybe this is one of those times

[rustic hatch]

Sounds like someone watched Bandersnatch.

[signal salmon]

Nope

[wise jewel]

Idk what that is lmao

[rustic hatch]

Well you should then.

[rare minnow]

@rustic hatch I do kill a lot of NPCs though how about you?

[rustic hatch]

I only kill NPC when necessary for a mission.

[wise jewel]

I rarely kill Npcs because I gain nothing

[signal salmon]

Suppose I'll check it out

[rustic hatch]

Bandersnatch is a new Black Mirror episode that’s like a choose your own adventure book. On Netflix.

Without spoiling it, the main character is coding a video game that’s like a choose your own adventure and begins to feel like he doesn’t really have free will.

[rare minnow]

@rustic hatch I watched all the black mirrors episodes and I don't remember that one

Unless we got to season 4

[rustic hatch]

@rare minnow this game out a week or so ago.

It’s a special, so a bit longer.

[rare minnow]

Oh wow thanks for that lol. Time to resubscribed to Netflix

[rustic hatch]

Although depending on your choices it can end up being 20min or so.

[marsh dirge]

Soon they Will reduce your blip visibility on radar of enemy players anyway so hunting will be more viable

[rare minnow]

@marsh dirge someone else said that too but is that for real?

[wise jewel]

Good and bad

Yeah R* said it in their announcement following gun rush @rare minnow

@faint copper between 1 and 2 weeks from now

My best guess

[marsh dirge]

Pm @rare minnow

[rare minnow]

Did Panda see that?

That looks like the anti grief he was worried about

[wise jewel]

Oof I know he is big into killing fools

Aren't we all

Can't wait to buy a wagon and slaughter all of Blackwater

[marsh dirge]

Probably @rare minnow

[rare minnow]

What about status update 3/3?

Are all those being released at same time?

[wise jewel]

Think that's the "new weapons and clothing" but idk the release date

Preferably very soon

[marsh dirge]

You guys think if they introduce new weapons they’ll also be in story mode?

[wise jewel]

Mmeeeh

Hit or miss really

[rare minnow]

Was it that way with GTA?

[marsh dirge]

Idk

[wise jewel]

I think so

[marsh dirge]

Didn’t play that online

[wise jewel]

Pretty sure you could get like the firework launcher and other waky shit in sp so maybe

[proven shell]

are the servers fucked up or is it my internet that keeps kicking me out

[wise jewel]

The servers chief

Most likely

[rare minnow]

@proven shellim getting kicked out too... got kicked out of a game that i mvpd on right at end

[marsh dirge]

@proven shell some days it does that to me, other days it don’t

[rare minnow]

Didmt get credit

[wise jewel]

Ripperoni

[marsh dirge]

I don’t think it’s my internet specifically cause it is top notch

[proven shell]

damn I just got back from a trip and wanted to play red dead again rip

[rare minnow]

You can play it but it seems like the disconnects are up from one a day to about six or seven a day

At least for me on PS4

[marsh dirge]

Definitely happens more when I do a lot of strangers in a posse

[wise jewel]

Please cease your autism

For one moment

🖕

[marsh dirge]

Not getting the link with autism

xD

[wise jewel]

The "Reeeeeee"

Iconic autistic screech

[marsh dirge]

Please diagnose me further might save me money on medical expenses

[rare minnow]

WebMd ftw

[wise jewel]

You got țŮ🅱êcÚľ05îs

[rare minnow]

Are you guys still going to kill players in open world when you see them?

[wise jewel]

If they follow us. Yes. If they draw their weapons. Yes. If they're fishing/hunting. Probably not. If they get on our wagon. Definitely

[rare minnow]

So not just in passing or because passing?

[wise jewel]

If they pass us quietly or act friendly we will surely leave them be

Just people that follow us

Especially people with their guns out

Get shot 6 times

[rare minnow]

Got to be careful though because too many players killed and you all turn red for everyone currently in a session

[wise jewel]

Nah its only for people in the same posse as the person who you're engaged in combat with

Not the entirely lobby

[shell stirrup]

Posse and stranger missions are completely broke

On Xbox

It doesn't even work with a small Posse

[rare minnow]

Ya.something is up

[wise jewel]

The ceiling

[marsh dirge]

Badum tss

[somber steppe]

@clever panther wtf did I let you know

[simple scaffold]

I feel like Katniss everdeen with this muhfukin bow

[clever panther]

that malcom x is dead @somber steppe

[somber steppe]

Oh yeah

He’s a bad guy

[clever panther]

depends on how you using bad

[unborn cloak]

Man

I was a real tryhard

From the start

Of RDO

30-4 in that Horseback Kills challenge at level 17, 17-9 w/ 49 point win in Cold Dead Hands at level 16, 5 or 6 Free Roam Event wins in a row before I lost one

29-4 w/ 4 Captures in Hostile Territory at level 23

Was dumb

Random screenshots I found

[clever panther]

being a tryhard > being a bum

[simple scaffold]

I'd rather be toxic than a tryhard.

[somber steppe]

I’m the victim of toxic noobs

[simple scaffold]

Story on call. takes other player's horse

[marsh dirge]

Not every tryhard is the same though

[signal anchor]

<super tryhard

[marsh dirge]

They probably just have really competitive personalities

@signal anchor you don’t say

[signal anchor]

LULZ

btw if anyone's doing any free roam wanking, hit me up.

[marsh dirge]

I prefer to wank privately

sue me

But you’re so damn fine boah

[signal anchor]

But I mean I'm using a $230 controller and I bought 1800 gold bars so I could have all the pamps. I've been farming competitive buckles with and I have like 10k player kills. I carry about like 90 dead eye refillers on me at any given time. I know I'm a fucking tryhard 😛

[marsh dirge]

Did I need to know the controller part

I know I’m a peasant

Lmfao

[signal anchor]

well it's a paddle controller. basically a tryhard controller LOL

[marsh dirge]

Tf

Wait send a pic

I wanna see lol

[signal anchor]

i spent $504 for gold bars.

[marsh dirge]

I got a scuff but I’m not a tryhard

[signal anchor]

the scuf alone doesn't make you a tryhard

[marsh dirge]

I don’t spend money on rdr

[signal anchor]

and the mods will ban you or mute you so you might want to back the fuck up on that

Nacho

[marsh dirge]

Wait ami send a pic of the controller through #general-media

[signal anchor]

sure babe. one second

[marsh dirge]

I can’t afford 500 dollars for a game

[golden flint]

Does anyone know why I get disconnected from servers if I try and play with someone?

[marsh dirge]

[golden flint]

Ah so how am I supposed to speak to people while I’m in a game with them rn

[signal anchor]

posted

[golden flint]

Right

[signal anchor]

sani, the paddles on the back and buttons on the side allow me to quick scope in and out, reload, dive/jump etc without taking my thumbs off the joysticks so i can always be aiming 😃

[marsh dirge]

Nice

Like I said, I’m too fucking poor to be a try hard

I just fuck around

[signal anchor]

you can get cheap paddle attachments for like $40, but none of that is licensed by sony and could get you banned or a firmware update for playstation could make them unusable

this controller is licensed by Sony as it doesn't have any autofire or macro capabilities.

[marsh dirge]

Rip

[signal anchor]

just lets my fingers in the back press the same buttons I can press on the front.

that's what she said.

[dense hollow]

that's what i need

scoping can fucking kill you if you forget to swap it down

[cinder scaffold]

Is it just me or is Gun Rush rewards shitty? I got 1st a couple times already (only started playing 30 mins ago or so) and payout was like 150 xp, 7 bucks.

I grind Showdowns a lot, and I know that NYW/Most Wanted/Knives has better pay out..

[signal anchor]

harold the button under the middle knuckle of my left index finger lets me scope in and out without taking my thumb off the left joystick i can toggle on the fly

[lucid pelican]

you literally just said that in another channel 😂

[dense hollow]

yeah i need thta

[cinder scaffold]

@lucid pelican and the other guy told me to say it here.. so yeah

[signal anchor]

The rewards are absolute shit right now. They JUST released it. They always start with shit rewards until they know there's no exploit

they'll up it soon.

[cinder scaffold]

Ahh okay didn't know that. Guess I'll stay with the normal Showdowns until then.

[signal anchor]

everytime they add stuff they gotta make sure it doesn't topple the economy

it's a delicate process

[golden flint]

So show downs are the best?

[signal anchor]

showdowns if you can play high are great money makers

[cinder scaffold]

Well, if you can win consistently

[signal anchor]

unless you use a LOT of items

[cinder scaffold]

If not, just fish or hunt

[signal anchor]

then you'll do a lot of BEs

[dense hollow]

idk even when I place like top 3 showdown rewards are crap

[cinder scaffold]

Hunting is good $$

[signal anchor]

err break evens. for those of you that never did any accounting LOL

yeah you gotta place like in the top 1

you can get around $50 some matches

[cinder scaffold]

@dense hollow I disagree. I've gotten 500-600 xp and 30 bucks in one match

[golden flint]

Oof it’s hard to really have fun in there because when I try to speak to someone in my party or something it disconnects me from the server “due to rockstar services”

[cinder scaffold]

Just gotta know how to play (aka not suck lol)

[signal anchor]

I like showdowns I just do a lot of break evens in those.

[dense hollow]

XP is decent

[signal anchor]

I make more money farming and then doing free roam events to satisfy my blood lust

[dense hollow]

payouts are meh

never seen $50 for amatch

hell i placed 3rd once and only made like $16

[golden flint]

Damn

[cinder scaffold]

Got a question- is Rockstar banning people if they abuse the last story mission for xp? Always wanted to do it but I'm staying on the safe side.

Easy xp apparently

[signal anchor]

no. they aren't.

[golden flint]

Huh???

[cinder scaffold]

@signal anchor are you sure?

[golden flint]

You can play the last mission for xp?

[signal anchor]

repeating any missions or even deleting recreating your character for a couple extra bars isn't considered an exploit

yeah

honestly i find it slow and unappealing

[dense hollow]

@cinder scaffold yes

[golden flint]

Damn I’m slow

[dense hollow]

it's not necessarily an exploit

and they won't be handing out bands for that any time soon

[cinder scaffold]

@signal anchor do you know that xp abuse though? It's where you die before Teddy shows up to repeat the checkpoint, and respawns ALL enemies..

[dense hollow]

they may fix it though but I doubt it will

[cinder scaffold]

Hmm. Ok.

I'll give it a try then.

[signal anchor]

yeah but i mean you're killing enemies for xp

it's not just "giving it to you"

[dense hollow]

and that's only good till like lv 60 anyway

[signal anchor]

you just found a faster way to respawn them

here's the thing shield. if anything this makes rockstar money

[cinder scaffold]

Yes I'm only 49 atm lol. I need 56 for my Turkoman then I'm all set lol. Everything else is already bought (Bolt, Varmint, dual sawed)

Well, except for perk cards. I still need to get 2 cards to lvl 3

[marsh dirge]

using the current game mechanics is not really an exploit. an exploit is when you abuse an actual glitch to obtain an advantage

[torpid moat]

Wtf

[dense hollow]

slacker

perk cards 1st

[torpid moat]

I spent 8 gold on a bandana and I can’t use it

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge I had been hearing rumors so I was concerned

[signal anchor]

so shield. think of it this way

let's say i'm a scrub that wants oodles of xp to rank up

and i do this method

[torpid moat]

Anyone know how to use the Gathered Bandana

[signal anchor]

i get to rank... 90?

[torpid moat]

My regular one works but not this one

[signal anchor]

basically unlocking all the good stuff by then

but ZOMG

i has no money to buy anything?!?!

OH WAIT! GOLDBARS!

#RockstarProfits

[marsh dirge]

@torpid moat certain bandanas are bugged you cant actually equip them through the weapon wheel

[cinder scaffold]

@signal anchor lmao. When you put it that way

[marsh dirge]

dunno when theyll fix that

[signal anchor]

so leveling without making money

is going be nothing but profit for rockstar

because people are gonna want that explosive rounds pamp and all the other stuff they unlocked

horses etc

[golden flint]

Does testing nat type make it a lone public lobby?

[signal anchor]

so they'll gold bar it because they have no cash

what little money they made leveling to 90 doing XP farms

they spend on card upgrades

which will also be under leveled when they reach 90 but they can't use bars for that

[marsh dirge]

its pretty smart tbh because the cards are a huge time sink with their xp/money requirements

[signal anchor]

so they'll be stuck farming and either be broke or buy gold bars for the pamps and horses

so no. i don't see rockstar giving a fuck about how people farm rank 100

because they make more money by you getting to those levels broke as fuck

and farming cops and mission enemy respawns makes you nothing

in terms of money

[cinder scaffold]

You lose money actually

[signal anchor]

yep

bullets aint free

and if cops kill you?

minus $2

[cinder scaffold]

To be fair though I usually melee kill if I'm farming xp

[signal anchor]

i'm almost rank 150

[cinder scaffold]

Tomahawks are good. No diving animation

[signal anchor]

only killed a couple hundred cops because of missions and stranger missions.

never killed them for XP

only repeated story missions to help friends.

[cinder scaffold]

Ah nice. I haven't been playing as much as I should, but I'm trying to catch up now

Any tips? Other than showdowns /hunting

[signal anchor]

i've also made tens of thousands of dollars . spending like 25k so far according to the game's stats

i have thousands more and i have all the good cards tier 3

[cinder scaffold]

Nice.

So, just spam showdowns?

[signal anchor]

i own every pamp but i bought most with gold bars. because god damn that's a lot more farming

i have done like 10 showdowns

i spammed stranger missions and free roam events.

and hunted and fished along the way

[cinder scaffold]

Wait out the timer?

[signal anchor]

yeah and hunt and fish whileyou do it

or masturbate

[cinder scaffold]

Okay.

Well, no.

[signal anchor]

srsly i have done SO much god damn masturbating waiting on stranger missions

[cinder scaffold]

Lol

Okay I'm just gonna leave now. Lmao

[signal anchor]

like at least 60 times. not exaggerating

np just a suggestion

[jagged glacier]

Nobody needs to know that

[signal anchor]

i tend to overshare :/

[cinder scaffold]

Oh you don't say? Haha

[signal anchor]

can't deliver all this gold advice without a little oversharing 😃

[cinder scaffold]

Anyways thanks again. Time to grind.

[signal anchor]

all i'm saying SoO is unless you plan toget to a high level with garbage cards and you don't plan on buying gold bars for pamps

the rank isn't gonna do shit for you

because the value in the rank is being able to unlock stuff that you have to buy

and if you can't buy anything

[bright forge]

You should just do showdowns

All the xp

Tons of money

[signal anchor]

then your rank 90 is worth as much as your rank 23

[bright forge]

Only downside

Not much time for a wank

[eager cypress]

[signal anchor]

additionally, you'll get ripped to shreds because you haven't been practicing your PVP skills 😃

[shell stirrup]

hot

[signal anchor]

exactly wild pilot. which is why i hadn't been able to do showdowns 😦

[cinder scaffold]

I'm decent at pvp though

[signal anchor]

you'll be beter if you stop shooting NPCs

and shoot more people in their adorable faces

[simple scaffold]

I remade my character like 7 times

They a hottietottie now

[signal anchor]

i took 3 hours making mine once

[simple scaffold]

I took just about that long this last time

[signal anchor]

wouldnt have had to reset if you got it right the first time 😉

[simple scaffold]

Ikr

[signal anchor]

i know it sucks when you wanna jump in the game and it just came out

but i learned a long time ago take the time make something you love 😃

[simple scaffold]

Jump into the game thinking you can change their cosmetics

But naw, only fo76 does that. And other games of the like

[signal anchor]

i posted my cutie in red dead media

[simple scaffold]

My guy had shingles and was fat as fuck due to me eating everything

[signal anchor]

you can change makeup for girls beards for boys

and dentistry for both

[simple scaffold]

My lady is a cowboy sound cloud rapper

Gilded teeth or nothing

[signal anchor]

oh speaking of tryhard

did i mention i have 440 pieces of cooked meat and stay fat? 😛

[marsh dirge]

did anyone get 200$ starting cash on rdr online

cause i did

[signal anchor]

were you a special box ?

[marsh dirge]

yeah

[signal anchor]

special edition?

pre order plus $100

special edition Plus $100

[marsh dirge]

lit

[signal anchor]

ultimate edition got plus $1000

and the $100 for pre order

[marsh dirge]

excuse me

[signal anchor]

yeah

[marsh dirge]

1k?

[signal anchor]

yep

and im an ultimate edition person

[marsh dirge]

man i can afford the semi auto shotgun with that money

[signal anchor]

so suck it

[marsh dirge]

which costs 800 BUCKS

[signal anchor]

i also got 4 free guns

which cost hundreds

[marsh dirge]

ouefo

[signal anchor]

and a free horse which cost like a thousand dollars

[marsh dirge]

i got a 10$ discount on red dead special edition

which is why i got it

[signal anchor]

and a free tent theme which was like a thousand dollars

[simple scaffold]

Everytime I cook big game meat, it seems like when I stow it it goes away. Wat do

[signal anchor]

trash

it might be in the SUB category

of big game meat

[bright forge]

They really hooked up those ultimate edition

[signal anchor]

go to satchel

press R1 one time

[simple scaffold]

I gotta go in my satchel instead of provisions?

[signal anchor]

look for big game meat there. click.

yes

[marsh dirge]

r1?

oh wait im an xbox

[bright forge]

Yup can’t access meat from the wheel

[signal anchor]

you can't do provisions

it sucks

SUCKS

all the balls

and everyone complains about it

[shell stirrup]

that what she said

[signal anchor]

because nobody wants to eat beans and cigars

[bright forge]

It would be pretty op if you could honestly

[signal anchor]

they want MEAT

[simple scaffold]

It's no biggie tbh, theres a lot of things that swarm that category so it may be beneficial in a way.

[shell stirrup]

im going back to sp to try to finish it

[bright forge]

I mean if they wanted us to be able to do it they would of let us

[signal anchor]

yeah it was intentionally designed that way

just sucks

because you know some dev was like "what about their cooked meat in the wheel?"

and guy in charge was like "nah, fuck that, satchel only"

[dense hollow]

lol

[signal anchor]

people need to act like some of our "great ideas" were never thought of in those meetings

of course they were

and someone in rockstar upper management was like LOLOLOLOL GTFO

[dense hollow]

lol ^

[signal anchor]

we're not all fucking geniuses that are discovering the obvious

[marsh dirge]

as a side note to the xp farming costing you money, the Kill them, each and everyone of them mission farming execution kills doesnt cost you any money, you get free split points each time you restart the checkpoint, hell, your guns dont even degrade.

[signal anchor]

rockstar just wants to see you squirm 😉

[marsh dirge]

and it gets you about 6-7000 xp/hour

[cinder scaffold]

Just had someone try to screw with me while I was doing stranger mission (hunt a wolf). I hadn't killed the wolf yet so it wasn't counter able yet, but anyways.. killed him 2 times, his friend joined server, killed him 1 time. Both left server. Smh lol

Both below level 20 too

[marsh dirge]

stalks

[simple scaffold]

I feel like people aren't a threat if they don't have swole and steady

[marsh dirge]

you cant really blame them either though, because the game literally prompts them bigtime telling them they can fuck around with your mission

[signal anchor]

about 11 times a day i hear "hey guys I just thought of something they need to do" like bitch that epiphany that you're so proud of didn't make the cut 5 years ago 😛

[cinder scaffold]

If you're gonna screw around, at least do it properly and hang around long enough for me to kill you both 20 times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@marsh dirge it didn't though. In "hunt the ___" missions, it shows only after you killed the thing.

[marsh dirge]

Cause they are pussies

Hit and run

its literally free xp most of the time

Or should I says hit and lobby hop

[simple scaffold]

I haven't even bothered intercepting someones stranger mission. Nowadays it's just posses running it and I play solo.

[marsh dirge]

specially since they cant parley

Just throw a dynamite arrow at them

Ruin their day

[orchid matrix]

Those are the best ones to hit, more challenge

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge someone tried to do that to me on my free day. Ended up I server hopped with him and continued to kill him until he switched games lol

[simple scaffold]

I want someone to dynamite arrow me while I'm on my horse

[cinder scaffold]

Woulda followed him into that game too but didn't own it

[marsh dirge]

not everyone has that luxury but youre right bro lol @marsh dirge

[simple scaffold]

I'm the dude who places dynamite on missions to fly by detonating it

[marsh dirge]

@cinder scaffold following is a reportable offense for Sony and MS

u can get punished for following players

[cinder scaffold]

I'm not worried about that tbh

[marsh dirge]

what if they follow u

lol

[cinder scaffold]

People wants to be toxic, they'll find I'm gonna be 10x as toxic

[simple scaffold]

I actually have this sick clip lemme post it in media

[marsh dirge]

U can report them

people can get rly salty

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge that's why I'm set to offline :p

[marsh dirge]

I report people all the time now

It’s crazy

nah i wont report them, i love how they keep feeding me free kills @ 40-50 xp

[dense hollow]

^

[marsh dirge]

If u gonna be toxic, u might as well be punished for it

Sooner or later

Hopefully sooner than later

I respect players as much as I can and I expect the same outta most people

[simple scaffold]

R8 my flip

[cinder scaffold]

Expecting people to respect you in an online game 🤔

[signal anchor]

report them all you want there's nothing wrong with killing other players

either parley or hop lobby

[marsh dirge]

I only fuck players who tryna fuck me first, otherwise im chill AF

Parley is for pussies

Only shoot if fired upon

parley is never an issue as long as a stranger mission is nearby

xD

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge same. I leave people that's fishing or hunting alone. On the rare occasion I killed them by accident I usually make it up by dropping 3 star carcasses.

[signal anchor]

sure but don't wine and say "i'm gonna report you for killing me over and over because I'm too much of not-a-pussy to parley"

[marsh dirge]

Many need to learnt that rule

[signal anchor]

whine*

[marsh dirge]

but they are gonna change parley mechanics and I wonder how

If parley didn’t spawn u leagues away from where u were

Fine I would parley all the time

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge so, basically let someone get a free kill. I leave people alone unless I see them going straight for me in minimap then I'll have guns out. If I see them holding a gun or such I shoot.

[marsh dirge]

Sadly that’s not the case

[simple scaffold]

I just want them to fix spawn points in team large showdowns

Also change the team colors

[marsh dirge]

Only go at them if they shoot at u

[cinder scaffold]

Parley does nothing tbh lmao. I have had toxic kids try to kill me for no reason and then parley. I just followed them the full 10 minutes tossing dynamite at them.

[marsh dirge]

They could be following the same road u are

Just in cinematic mode

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge highly unlikely seeing as I normally go off road if I see someone near me

[marsh dirge]

I abuse cinematic mode

Cause I’m too lazy to manually drive my horse

[simple scaffold]

Abuse?

No wonder I'm the better racer, Sasukekun

[cinder scaffold]

If they go by me, then okay good luck sir. But if they go for me, then yeah time for Varmint rifle. Or Bolt/shotgun if they use S&S

[marsh dirge]

Ss beats bolt

Turns it into two shot

At least

[simple scaffold]

I saw a dude clapping ass with Litchfield. I want it

[marsh dirge]

Lifchfield is great if U can master the reticle bloom

That’s why many prefer Lancaster

The litchfield bloom closes so slow

[simple scaffold]

I can handle it. I CANT handle carbines bloom

[marsh dirge]

And it’s huge like a shotgun

I consider litchfield more like a shotgun

It’s got dmg but the bloom is as slow as a shotty

[simple scaffold]

Also, the double barrel is a fucking sniper

I was using dead eye with it on name your weapon and I felt like a god

[marsh dirge]

Gross

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge not if you have S&S too. It turns into who can shoot better at that point.

[marsh dirge]

I hate most wanted shotty edition

[simple scaffold]

You know the coal field that has a bunch of towers and like a train station

I was at the top of the stairs just popping people left and right and they're ignoring me lol

[cinder scaffold]

@simple scaffold the oil field?

[signal anchor]

carbine is fine in deadeye though.

[marsh dirge]

Showdowns that force weapons on u are the worst

[simple scaffold]

It may be the oil field

[marsh dirge]

I just wanna use the weapons im pro at

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge I disagree lmao. I appreciate not having to buy ammo.

[marsh dirge]

Buying ammo is not a problem later on

When u got $4000+

[cinder scaffold]

I like Knives the best (I almost always win that mode), followed by NYW Lanik, and then lastly Bows.

[simple scaffold]

Do you not see people on your radar if they're behind you til they get close enough?

[marsh dirge]

I try to use hatchets the most

They give 6 points on kills

[simple scaffold]

I always seem to run at people behind them and they react slowly til I'm breathing down their neck

[marsh dirge]

Normal

[simple scaffold]

With my tomahawk in they back

[marsh dirge]

I love the sound hatchets make when they hit their mark

[signal anchor]

i like when some level 46 asshat is like "i have over $10,000" and they are running tier 1 paint it black, tier 1 landon's patience, and the other 2 passives don't have a card at all.

[marsh dirge]

It’s so satisfying

Like chick sound

Mmmmm

[simple scaffold]

LOL

Most people with a lot of money dont level their cards

[marsh dirge]

Such a great sound

I leveled my cards but got a ton of cash after

[signal anchor]

nah fam, you don't make $10k and not even fill all 4 card slots.

[marsh dirge]

Cause I finally did all 24 of my treasure maps I had

[signal anchor]

he got to 46 killing cops and he has no fucking money

[simple scaffold]

Poor mans

[signal anchor]

and if you're level 46 with $10,000 then you aren't playing the game right

[marsh dirge]

Always save ur treasure maps til ur level 100

[signal anchor]

because there's just too much shit to buy

why?

[simple scaffold]

Why tho

[signal anchor]

even at level 100 i get $50 treasure maps

post 100 doesn't increase payout

they are sometimes garbage sometimes great

i'm almost 150

and it's still random

[marsh dirge]

I felt great when I did all mine last

After all the card grind

[signal anchor]

oh yeah that

the most ive held is 16

now i'm back down to like 6

[marsh dirge]

I bought all my cards guns etc

[simple scaffold]

I'm almost level 15 after resetting so many times

[marsh dirge]

Before I touched a single map

[signal anchor]

well i bought all my guns just using gold bars i wasn't gonna farm that cash

[prisma robin]

Why did I just get wanted dead or alive for killing an alligator???

[marsh dirge]

It’s a bug

[signal anchor]

bighundy

that shit has happened to me!

[prisma robin]

That's a first for mr

[simple scaffold]

That's Florida state bird

[signal anchor]

shooting an animal and all of a sudden WANTED DoA

[simple scaffold]

I'll have u know

[prisma robin]

Lmao

[marsh dirge]

I get the same thing for killing a pig in cholla springs

[signal anchor]

i'm wondering if it was just "disturbing the peace" that escalated quickly because a cop was nearby

[marsh dirge]

It shouldn’t happen at all

[cinder scaffold]

I'm so sick of my character being a fat ass BUT I can't stop refilling cores. RIP.

[marsh dirge]

U want to be fat when ur doing combat

U take less dmg

[cinder scaffold]

You would think R* knows how to not clip clothes and guns by now 🙄

[prisma robin]

Fuckers came out of nowhere and killed my ass

[marsh dirge]

Otherwise U want average weight

[cinder scaffold]

@marsh dirge I know. It's the clothes etc clipping that annoys me

[signal anchor]

yeah well, we shouldn't be putting immigrant children in cages. a lot of shit shouldn't happen at all. just gotta be super annoying until there's a fix

[marsh dirge]

Weight isn’t shown appearance wise

Clothes clipping happens on slim characters too

Even mine

[signal anchor]

nah fuck that. if you don't mind using stamina items, being fat is where it's at

piling on damage mitigation is king

[marsh dirge]

Ya ami is fat