rdo-chat

[dense hollow]

We have what’s called the “Pork Highway”

[supple hare]

i want Germany's currywurst so bad

[dense hollow]

3 miles of meat lol

[supple hare]

3 miles

[dense hollow]

Sorry

4.8 km

Lol

[supple hare]

french love cheese

[austere geode]

im from greece

[supple hare]

really?

[austere geode]

recommend food if you like meat

well,cyprus

but the greek part

[supple hare]

what's that sandwich called

[austere geode]

cuisine is the same

[supple hare]

it looks so good

it's like a wrap

[austere geode]

?

[dense hollow]

Gyro?

[supple hare]

yes!

[austere geode]

yeah thats it

[supple hare]

that shit man

boy

[dense hollow]

Lol

[austere geode]

i eat that quite often after school

[dense hollow]

Gyros are the shit

[supple hare]

lucky lil fgt

[dense hollow]

Lmfao

[austere geode]

its pretty good ngl

greasy af tho

[dense hollow]

So aggressive

[supple hare]

u should take a pic of where u go

[dense hollow]

That’s the first thing I have in Greece

A legit gyro

Ducking live gyro

Fucking*******

Love***

[supple hare]

plus it's beautiful there

the architect

[dense hollow]

The beaches

[supple hare]

yep

[signal anchor]

im partial to game meat

especially from anything i've killed myself

[dense hollow]

Lol

[austere geode]

theres a shop like 5min walk from my house

[signal anchor]

it always tastes better to me if i caught it or killed it myself

[supple hare]

im hungry as dick now

[austere geode]

super fast to get served

[supple hare]

u should shoe me

show

[dense hollow]

Should try empanadas de conejo @signal anchor

[austere geode]

you can see em slicing the meat off of a spinning wheel of meat

[dense hollow]

So so good

[austere geode]

and placing it in the pita bread and everything

its mouth watering

[supple hare]

@austere geode do a vlog of going there and upload

ill sub

[austere geode]

lmao

[dense hollow]

Lolol

[signal anchor]

i love rabbit so much i totally would harold

[austere geode]

greece/cyprus in the summer is the shit tho

[dense hollow]

Lol

[austere geode]

straight up 10/10

[signal anchor]

i have been skinning and eating rabbits since i was a little girl

[austere geode]

ive never been to ibiza

[marsh dirge]

#red-dead-media

[supple hare]

u gonna get sheep milk yogurt with walnuts

[dense hollow]

Super spiced and stewed

[austere geode]

but why would I when the nightlife in these countries is just as sick

[signal anchor]

i was in 4th grade and a classmate brought a rabbit to school

[austere geode]

and food everywhere

[signal anchor]

and she said it was a PET

like a dog!

what the fuck is that?!

[dense hollow]

So it’s all melty and not tough how some places can cook it

Yea fuck that

[supple hare]

rabbits are cute tho

[dense hollow]

Rabbits are rodents

[versed badger]

I'm somebody now Harry, everyone likes me.

[dense hollow]

Kill and eat them

[signal anchor]

it like totally rocked my world that this bitch was keeping a rabbit as a pet

[supple hare]

i hate u awsul

[versed badger]

Soon millions of people will see me and they will all like me.

Its a reason to get up in the morning

Its a reason to smile.

[austere geode]

also since this is red ded online can anyone tell me why i cant find my pre order war horse in the stables

[versed badger]

It makes tomorrow

Alright

[dense hollow]

@supple hare check DMs

[versed badger]

@supple hare Best Worst movie ever.

[dense hollow]

@austere geode its a thoroughbred In RDO

[signal anchor]

and here i am thinking "hmm how do i wanna skin this thing? start at the bag legs? or just slit it's back and rip it open? If it has a cute pelt, I always start at the bag legs and sleeve it, but that's way slower if you just want the meat

[austere geode]

isnt it a war horse?

[dense hollow]

No

Well I guess the RDR2equivalent of a warhorse from RDR1

[austere geode]

i cant find it anywhere even checked the thoroughbred section

[signal anchor]

oh. and get this shit

DID YOU KNOW

that people train rabbits

TO USE A LITTER BOX?

[dense hollow]

Fuck outa here

Useless people

[signal anchor]

So, they not only get a rabbit

FOR A PET

but they will have this rodent

living in their house

[supple hare]

what's wrong with a pet rabbit

[signal anchor]

hopping around like it owns the place

[supple hare]

u hate animals?

[versed badger]

Think of the bunnies Lenny

[signal anchor]

and clean up it's shit in a litter box

[dense hollow]

Rabbits are vermin

They belong in a field or in a pot

[dusky tinsel]

call me back when we actually talking ab rdr2 online

[signal anchor]

RABBITS are livestock.

they are FOOD

not pet

[dense hollow]

@austere geode you talking RDO or Story Mode?

[signal anchor]

rabbit, pig, cow, STOP MAKING FRIENDS WITH THESE! they are food!

[supple hare]

they can also be pets

[signal anchor]

they are stupid pets

[dense hollow]

Lol

[austere geode]

RDO

[dusky tinsel]

ye ive seen ppl walking a pig

[austere geode]

is this shit only story more

fuk me im retarded

my b

[supple hare]

pigs actually act like dogs

when kept as pets

[dense hollow]

Warhorse is story only @austere geode

[supple hare]

id own a pet goat

if i could

pygmy goat

[austere geode]

so you get nothing from the pre order

rip

[dusky tinsel]

its dumb

[dense hollow]

You get a free thoroughbred

[dusky tinsel]

rip i wish i pre-ordered

[austere geode]

is that only for ultimate edition?

[signal anchor]

yeah i have that horsie 😃

online yes

[dense hollow]

As far as I know it’s ultimate and special

[signal anchor]

special edition only got offline versions of the free shit

[austere geode]

damn i only got the normal version

fat rip

[dense hollow]

Ah

[supple hare]

Harold u lied about ps4 content coming to xb1

[dense hollow]

I know

[supple hare]

[signal anchor]

ultimate edition gets the online versions. free varmint free pump, free volcanic, free thoroughbred

[dense hollow]

False advertisement

[supple hare]

LMAO I know

[austere geode]

well i guess its time to grind some showdown for XP

damn

[dusky tinsel]

will cross platform ever be a thing

[dense hollow]

No

[supple hare]

play showdown with gyro in ur belly

[dusky tinsel]

fuck

[supple hare]

must be nice

[dense hollow]

Lolol

[austere geode]

lmao

[dusky tinsel]

why tho

[austere geode]

i could order some right now

should i fax it to u

[dense hollow]

Lolol

[signal anchor]

the best way to get xp and money BY FAR is to have a small sweatshop of immigrant workers that can farm for you while you work and sleep

[dense hollow]

Fax

[dusky tinsel]

fx

[dense hollow]

Lol @signal anchor truth

[austere geode]

wow

great tips and tricks

heard it here first

[dusky tinsel]

whats actually the best way to get xp

[signal anchor]

hunt people

either in showdowns or free roam

[dense hollow]

I offered to add tips to the spread

[dusky tinsel]

ahhh

[dense hollow]

But I only got like 2 votes

[signal anchor]

free roam can be fast XP if you have a couple people who insist on trying to kill you

[dense hollow]

So rip that

[signal anchor]

they'll spawn and run right at yhou

[austere geode]

just max out ur varmint in upgrades

and sweat in showdowns

[supple hare]

will a Greek god

[dusky tinsel]

yea i hear the varmint is good asf

[dense hollow]

Was before SnS

[supple hare]

nah just buy the two snipers

all u need for pvp

[dense hollow]

Lol

[dusky tinsel]

i have a bolt action

[austere geode]

somebody get me my thunder strips

[dusky tinsel]

ive just been hunting gators

[signal anchor]

i'm gonna join this sidearms kills freeroam challenge 😃

i usually get first in this 😃

[austere geode]

i wonder what theyll add as dlc

[supple hare]

yeah right

[signal anchor]

?

you don't think i can place first or second?

[supple hare]

don't sass me

[dense hollow]

Lol

Payouts are just such ass

[supple hare]

im hungry talking about food

[dense hollow]

You’re welcome

[supple hare]

time for a true american meal

the best

ramen

[dense hollow]

Cheese wiz?

Lolol

[supple hare]

lmao

[dense hollow]

I fuck Ramen up

[dusky tinsel]

for me lunch is next period lamo

[supple hare]

i be doing extra shit to my ramen

[shell stirrup]

I was going to cook catfish on the grill wrapped in foil

[dense hollow]

All day

[supple hare]

will can walk down the street and get street gyro

[marsh dirge]

I went 20-0 in that sidearm kills thingy yesterday, double sawn offs with slugs lol

Camping a house

[austere geode]

ill email u 1 real quick rip

[supple hare]

bet

[austere geode]

check ur mail in 312 seconds

[marsh dirge]

Someone who went 22-6 took first place tho, how infuriating

[dense hollow]

Get some bean sprouts, pork loin or belly , an egg, and a little miso paste and some scallion @supple hare

Fuck your ramen UP!

[signal anchor]

29 23 😦

i lost by 6

seocndd place though :0

that one guy was a berast

beast*

i was getting really unlucky with spawns

happy to get in top 3 though 😃

[austere geode]

i am trash at pvp

i dont even know how to set up abilities for pvp

[dusky tinsel]

same

[signal anchor]

for sidearms challenge i run slow and steady, winning streak, and shortgame. my 4th card ive been experimenting between coldblooded and peak condition

[dusky tinsel]

bro im finna tear them tornado tacitos upp when lunch comes around bru

[austere geode]

what abilities should i run for showdowns?

[dense hollow]

@signal anchor go Strange Med

[dusky tinsel]

yes im with willmen

[dense hollow]

If you don’t have it I’d suggest CB

Only problem with CB is that it doesn’t stack for kills or reset

And PC is off after your second dodge in a row

[marsh dirge]

I love slow n steady + strange medicine + eye for an eye + winning streak/unblinking eye

[dusky tinsel]

?

[tender garden]

Im gonna go sicko mode on your cheeks water hm

[dense hollow]

That’s my build too

[dusky tinsel]

stfu dapi

[tender garden]

no u

stick that taquito up your but hole boy

[dusky tinsel]

ugly ass noodle head

[tender garden]

head as

[dense hollow]

Play nice kids

[dusky tinsel]

haha

me and dapi k eachother from school

[signal anchor]

whenever i get random bandit encounter i don't know which threat I like most

"I'm going to keep your ears on a necklace"

[tender garden]

were joking

[signal anchor]

or

"shoot her in the pussy"

[dusky tinsel]

ahhaha

[tender garden]

oh no its ami

[dense hollow]

I figured you two knew each other, just making sure lol

Lol

[signal anchor]

on the bright side

i just got a citadel rock treasure map

so now i have 10 treasure maps i have to hunt :/

[dense hollow]

Lol

I think horse the other day opened like 21 in a row

[signal anchor]

i'm about to hit 130. that'll be 11. it'll be the most i ever had

lol nice

before this, i held 6 and went after them. this is the first time i reached 10

[dense hollow]

I started hoarding them too

Recently

More fun to do that way lol

[signal anchor]

i like treasure hunting i just don't like doing them every 5 levels. i'll get super bored soon and go after them.

i like to batch hunt 😃

[austere geode]

130

what the fuck

[signal anchor]

i'm a fat welfare queen that stays home and plays red dead all day

[dense hollow]

Lolol

Hahah

Fuuuuuuuck

Back to work

[lucid pelican]

[dense hollow]

[signal anchor]

i hat ewhen you blow up someone's cart in their stranger mission and they still try to kill you after the mission's over

[marsh dirge]

It’s called revenge

😂

[signal anchor]

well he keeps dying so it's not revenge :/

[marsh dirge]

Well I didn’t say anything about their degree of success

People will get salty about their stranger missions getting fucked with

I know I do lol

[signal anchor]

but it's a belt buckle 😦

i gotta interrupt 100 of them 😦

[marsh dirge]

No one cares about your belt buckle xD

[signal anchor]

BELT BUCKLE IS LIFE!

[marsh dirge]

Plus most of the buckles suck anyways, I learned

I got so many and there’s only 3 or so I’d actually save to an outfit

This chat is still going strong I see

[signal anchor]

ALL OF THEM ARE SEXY

[marsh dirge]

Problem?

I'm impressed

@marsh dirge

[signal anchor]

kratos got the game for christmas and he's upset with it

since it's only been out a few weeks and doesn't have 3 years of post beta content

[marsh dirge]

Christmas

I got it on the 27th of October

[signal anchor]

well you sound like someone who got it for christmas 😉

[marsh dirge]

sound like someone who stopped playing by Christmas*

[dense hollow]

Lol

[signal anchor]

you should be dedicating 8 hours a day to it every day for the next 3 years

and spend at least $100 per month on gold bars in the online store

[marsh dirge]

I’ve had tons of fun with it even tho some parts are broken

[signal anchor]

ditto

[marsh dirge]

Erm

[signal anchor]

the stuff that isn't broken is still super good 😃

[marsh dirge]

I really don't want my parents to kill me

for failing

[signal anchor]

they won't

[marsh dirge]

Lol

[signal anchor]

they will be so proud of your RDR skills

[marsh dirge]

yes

proud of throwing me out of the house

[signal anchor]

if my kid failed high school but they were RDRO legend, I would be even more proud

[marsh dirge]

ah with Greek parents that's not the case

Put up a stream and harvest all the moneys

If you’re that good lol

Right

[signal anchor]

greek parents are super easy to satisfy. just get them a gift card for a free gyro and some anal sex.

[marsh dirge]

[dense hollow]

Pffft hahah

The anal really got me

[marsh dirge]

Strong advice from Ami there

lmaoooo

Who doesn’t want anal sex gifted from offspring

[dense hollow]

Like the entire band? @marsh dirge

Or just the lead singer?

[marsh dirge]

Lmao

I didn’t capitalize the O did I

Oxi

[dense hollow]

But that’s hilarious

Once your parents get the card

“All I waaaaaaant!”

“Alll I waaaaant!”

[marsh dirge]

The thought is hilarious 😂

[dense hollow]

“Yea yea yea yea yea!”

My minds eye: Greek anal with @marsh dirge playing Crazy Taxi behind em

[marsh dirge]

WTH is greek anal

Well we like to stuff things with gyros and souvlakis

@marsh dirge only Greek people will know

Do you eat olives in between

Olives are gross

[dense hollow]

🤣

[marsh dirge]

I don’t know I like them sometimes

[dense hollow]

Souvlakis

[marsh dirge]

Fatty and salty

[dense hollow]

I’m dying

[marsh dirge]

LF Greek anal instructor

Well we stuff our asses with Halloumi and Feta

So it is a food thing. Knew it

I went to this bad ass Greek restaurant in Florida last year. It was awesome

[dense hollow]

Just dripping olive oil

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge is it owned by a Greek?

If not, it's shit

Wait there’s Greek restaurants not owned by Greeks?

Mind blown

[dense hollow]

Lol

It’s like a Japanese place with Mexicans in the kitchen

[marsh dirge]

yes there is @marsh dirge

Fraud places

Would ban them

Not in Holland as far as I’ve seen lol

@marsh dirge yes it was family owned

good

pure authentic Greek restaraunt then

Yeah it was damn good. I can’t wait to visit Gramps again and eat there in May

Need more Gyros in my life

[dense hollow]

You fucks

Im having gyro for dinner

Because of you chat!

[marsh dirge]

I would if I hadn’t eaten already

I still might in a couple hours really

😂

Opa!

[lucid pelican]

oooo I want gyros now

damnit

[marsh dirge]

Gyros sound amazing

All the tzatziki

Nomnomnom

[bright forge]

totally getting gyros now

[marsh dirge]

You get pork gyros alright

I’m gonna talk girlfriend into getting gyros tonight hahaha

I mean getting gyros from a restaraunt in Thessaloniki near Aristotelous Square is just amazing

Mr Greek guy showing off

[median pawn]

What is gyros

[marsh dirge]

yes I'm showing off gyros

Don't care about your opinions

I'll keep on showing it off

it's life

[median pawn]

Oh i thought gyros was some sex thing

[marsh dirge]

Lol

It could be

[median pawn]

Anything can be sexual

[marsh dirge]

But other than that it’s just really yummy meats

[median pawn]

ever fucked your USB port?

[marsh dirge]

Nah you're just a little bit thirsty

[signal anchor]

rule 34

[marsh dirge]

Would suggest to drink some water

[median pawn]

It's electrifying

[marsh dirge]

USB port? Bruh

How much of a pencil dick are you

[median pawn]

oh you could make it fit

Might be some blood

[marsh dirge]

Might be 3/4 my unit

😂

[median pawn]

small ass computer

[summer dagger]

[dense hollow]

Small PC

Big Ports

[summer dagger]

[marsh dirge]

[summer dagger]

everytime I afk from this chat today the topic I come back to is more interesting

and confusing than the last

[marsh dirge]

Y’all bitches bruh

Rank

[lucid pelican]

?

wut?

[marsh dirge]

New content?

[tidal olive]

um wtf? i see a guy by himself and i stop and whistle

he shoots me

[marsh dirge]

Whatchu expect being sadie adler

[signal anchor]

So I ordered my second scuf kit for my controller for red dead and it looks pretty sweet 😄

[marsh dirge]

I need new thumbsticks for my scuff thanks to fishing

[signal anchor]

fishing?

in the game? LOL

one of the things i ordered was new thumbs for mine 😃

wanna see?

i just installed them

[marsh dirge]

Yeah totally fucked up my@thumb sticks fishing

Too many rotations xD

[tender garden]

as hol

[signal anchor]

go look at off topic media

i just posted it

[dense hollow]

Ooooo

[signal anchor]

purdy right? 😃

[dense hollow]

Thats kinda sexy

I like the shape of that case too

[signal anchor]

and that other pic is me on top of a mountain 😛

after a hike

not a big mountain 😃

[dense hollow]

Seems wider than the traditional one

Look at you

All kawaii n shit

[marsh dirge]

Scufs look so cute

I def need new thumbsticks lol

[dense hollow]

Although @signal anchor with your disposition on wild animals I think a different filter in the future

[summer dagger]

Nice controller o:

[marsh dirge]

Only filter I like is filtered water

[dense hollow]

Lol

Yea that controller is dope

[summer dagger]

I painted mine after exploring the swamps in rdr

[signal anchor]

haha hey when you're all sweaty with no makeup, you throw on some bunny ears 😛

[marsh dirge]

true

tea

Ok so I planned my vacation to the land of controversy in May

[summer dagger]

Posted mine :3

[marsh dirge]

and the land of gay flags

mine is the golden controller

[summer dagger]

Customizing my controller has always been one of my favorite parts about getting one lol, but I never really bought a kit the one you used looks pretty sick

[dense hollow]

You going to Rhode Island @marsh dirge ?

[marsh dirge]

no

[summer dagger]

For 360 I had one with 9mm shell casings for the buttons and a 12 gauge shell backing for the dpad

[marsh dirge]

Land of gay people and controversy

[summer dagger]

Was dope

[marsh dirge]

capital of lgbt

[dense hollow]

You said land of gay flags so I thought you meant P-town lol

[marsh dirge]

Jews

enough hints for it

[dense hollow]

Lol

[signal anchor]

thanks panda 😃

[marsh dirge]

ok it's Israel

🇮🇱

[dense hollow]

@summer dagger that sounds legit

[marsh dirge]

Land of my people

[summer dagger]

I might do it again with my next controller and do a full red dead themed one

The one painted was a backup I had

Only now am on ps4 so no shotgun shell dpad

[tender garden]

I have a gold controller

its epic 😎

[marsh dirge]

Gold controller is the most superior

[signal anchor]

one of the main things i like about the scuf is diving without taking thumb off right joy so i can keep aiming and hair triggers

those are the two main things i use in red dead

[marsh dirge]

Flexing on these mfs 😎

[tender garden]

yes

it looks cool

[marsh dirge]

It is cool

Other controllers are bad

[tender garden]

its literally made out of gold

[signal anchor]

boah i need to buy more faceplates 😃

[tender garden]

dont call me boah call me Dapi

that boah Dapi

[marsh dirge]

🤔

[signal anchor]

sorry boah 😃

[tender garden]

your alright boah

[marsh dirge]

I'll give RDRO a chance tomorrow

hopefully I don't mix the controls with either BFV or GTAO

[signal anchor]

i never played either of those games lol

[marsh dirge]

?

I mean

You haven't played GTAO?

🤔

[signal anchor]

never played any gta

[marsh dirge]

Oof

Now that's a big oof

[signal anchor]

yeah i only play good game :/

games*

[marsh dirge]

excuse me

[signal anchor]

games that arent' garbage for garbage people

[marsh dirge]

um gta is one of the best games series

[signal anchor]

like gta 😃

[marsh dirge]

um okay

Ok it's snowing

No school tmrw

[signal anchor]

go anyway

be a rebel

[dusky tinsel]

hey kiddos

[unborn cloak]

Are you not in Attica @marsh dirge

[marsh dirge]

umm I'll rather stay inside the house feeling cozy

I'm nowhere near Attica (Athens)

[upbeat hamlet]

lol I wish I could say that about work

[tender garden]

no

[unborn cloak]

Why do you speak of Athens time

?

[upbeat hamlet]

"yay its snowing no work!"

[tender garden]

water hm ur a dummy head

[upbeat hamlet]

then they call and tell me to get my ass tyhere

[marsh dirge]

cause I live in a secondary city to Athens

Thessaloniki

And the only official Greek time zone is the capital (Athens)

[tender garden]

@dusky tinsel u dummy head

[marsh dirge]

Oi kids no insults here

Just roast each other

[dusky tinsel]

stfu

[signal anchor]

hey krat

you actually live in greece?

[marsh dirge]

rn in Jordan

[dusky tinsel]

ugly ass fuken noodle head

[marsh dirge]

@dusky tinsel stfu u

no u

[signal anchor]

oh i see well did you play AC Odyssey?

[tender garden]

water hm ur buthole bigger than ur brain

[marsh dirge]

yes

[signal anchor]

whatcha think?

[dusky tinsel]

kratos im talking to dapi

[marsh dirge]

liked some aspects of it

historical wise

Would say it's simply accurate for most of the parts

Not with much details

[signal anchor]

yeah but gotta have some artistic liberty too. considering the franchise

[marsh dirge]

They got the basic idea of the Pelolonessian war

[tender garden]

Water hm u suck pp

[marsh dirge]

executed the conflict btw Athenians and Spartans well

got some historically inaccurate missions but nothing major

They nailed Athens though

[signal anchor]

yeah they changed some things just for the sake of the game of course

but they do a lot of research

[marsh dirge]

And the rest of the locations were pretty decent but could have took more time to be developed

Macedonia was empty which is sad (considering I'm from there)

Overall it's a cool game that executes everything well except the story as it's like your typical Greek revenge myth story

[unborn cloak]

:blobcatgooglypats:

I need Discord Nitro

[marsh dirge]

spent my money on Spotify lol

[signal anchor]

yeah but how much did macedonia have going oni then?

[copper arch]

Hey is there anything to do on RDR2 online besides the 2 competitive modes and the series races?

[marsh dirge]

Best decision

a lot

[signal anchor]

really? i didn't even know

[marsh dirge]

It's one of the most important regions in Greece modernly and historically

[tender garden]

u can hunt, pvp

[marsh dirge]

I'm from Thessaloniki (city in Macedonia) that has loads of rich history

[tender garden]

mess around with friends

[signal anchor]

they put a lot of the dev into sparta and athens it seems

[tender garden]

grief, but its a jerk thing to do

[marsh dirge]

Yeah but it's a shame they didn't fully manage to merge it with the story

[copper arch]

Do you think they will add heist like what’s in gta?

[marsh dirge]

Like they went with the safe route

Yeah probably

There's some banks

And good locations for any heist

[tender garden]

ooooOOOf

[signal anchor]

they already said heists are coming

[tender garden]

theres a bank in valintine that u can loot some tonics

near the salooon and general store

u cant rob it tho

[copper arch]

How much money can you get?

[marsh dirge]

I just want some flying horses mk2

[upbeat hamlet]

so many click baity youtubers

[marsh dirge]

yes

[upbeat hamlet]

lol RDO 2019 updates!

talks about the free arabian horse...

my god

[tender garden]

"unicorn horse" cost 1000 gold must be level 100

u can fly with it

theyll prob add it

[upbeat hamlet]

lol youtubes starving for RDO content

so many videos 15minutes or longer of mindless babble

[tender garden]

90% of their content is talking

[signal anchor]

ugh i can't even watch a damn RDRO video online

[upbeat hamlet]

yeah talking about nothing

[signal anchor]

it's just utter trash

yeah it's just babbling

there's not enough in RDRO to talk about

[tender garden]

i like videos where they mess around in rdr2 in general

[signal anchor]

and a lot of them are like "i would like to see" or " they should do this" or like who the fuck cares

yeah i don't mind a good clutch pvp video or something like that

or some crazy funny thing where a horse goes flying

[upbeat hamlet]

lol opinions! lets make a 15 minute video about it!

[tender garden]

they should just name their vids suggestions for rdro

[signal anchor]

but i don't want to hear some virgin basement troll tell me what his stupid high school drop out brain thinks

[upbeat hamlet]

and dont forget to put a camera on my video so you can see my stupid ass as well

[marsh dirge]

Respect people's opinions!

[upbeat hamlet]

I do... but when you are just using that for cheap click baity crap...

[marsh dirge]

Well people want to pay taxes

[upbeat hamlet]

get a job?

[tender garden]

it works

so

they do it

[upbeat hamlet]

indeed

[signal anchor]

i hate when i search for something and the title of the video seems to imply it has all the answers

[upbeat hamlet]

lol just toss out Easy money! or fast EXP!

they come running

[signal anchor]

but it's just a 9 minute circle jerk begging for subscribes

[marsh dirge]

@upbeat hamlet pure capitalism

[upbeat hamlet]

easy bait and switch

[marsh dirge]

well

I never watched any RDRO video

So idk

[upbeat hamlet]

good dont

stay away from them

[signal anchor]

yeah just search "gold farming glitch exploit" and you'll get a 15 minute rant of how rockstar is greedy and the game is too much of a grind

[dense hollow]

Lol

[tender garden]

[upbeat hamlet]

most are just a bunch of yammering on for 15 minutes and maybe a minute or two of that being something actually content related

[dense hollow]

Fucking streamers man

Worse than whores

[signal anchor]

and the most you'll find is bullshit "exploits" of recreating characters and redoing missions OR

that gold bar thingy where you can make like a couple gold bars an hour

as well as xp

with the um, awards glitch

[tender garden]

the guy who posted a vid about the clothing glitch is a legend

[signal anchor]

but even that is slow and seems pretty boring

instead i just threw a few hundred dollars at their online store

bam instant gold

[tender garden]

its about a glitch

[signal anchor]

didn't waste my fucking life for a slave wage

[tender garden]

its not supposed to be all fun

[signal anchor]

that clothing "glitch" doesn't get you shit

and if rockstar wipes your outfit saves, you lose them

and they probably will after they fix it

[tender garden]

pron

prob*

but use it while it lasts

[dense hollow]

RDO catalogue needs a wardrobe

I wana plan my outfits

[marsh dirge]

^

And I need some sleep

Gn

[dense hollow]

Lol night

[signal anchor]

yeah but they gotta give you a reason to go to the tailor or your camp

[dense hollow]

Still gotta go there to change

Just sayin like a preview

To set up

Lists the items

That’s it

[signal anchor]

meh. i dunno. preview how? that means they'd have to load something else into memory when you access the catalogue3

[dense hollow]

Or give me more outfits slots

[signal anchor]

you're talkinga bout a lot of work

[dense hollow]

3 isn’t shit

[signal anchor]

harold

[dense hollow]

Nah just give access to i game files then

[signal anchor]

we'll probably get to 5 on the horse when the upgraded saddlebags work

[dense hollow]

Have someone else build an api for it

[signal anchor]

and i'm sure ewe'll get more slots int he wardrobe

[dense hollow]

One can only dream

[signal anchor]

because 3 is definitely shit

nobody is going to want to buy new outfits if they cant save anything

and that's part of their cash cow

i wouldn't be surprised if we needed to use gold bars for additional slots

but i'm ok with that

maybe n+1 for each additional slot

[somber steppe]

The masses wouldn’t be ok with it

You’re ok with it because you spend money on gold

[dense hollow]

I was thinking the same thing

[signal anchor]

nah. 1 gold then 2 gold then 3 gold for additional slots

seems fine by me

[somber steppe]

And you spend money on it

[dense hollow]

Better have like 10 slots tho

1 gold a piece

[signal anchor]

maybe for the first 10

1 gold each

[somber steppe]

Normal players wouldn’t want to buy new slots if they weren’t only 1 gold

[signal anchor]

and then like an additioinal amount for 2 then 3 then 4 then 5

maybe stop at 5

[dense hollow]

“Normal” players would totally buy slots at 1 gold

Half the game is looking good while you play it

[signal anchor]

and i'm not sayin gthey shyould do that to punish people who want more outfits

but it's the gold buyers that's going to have a lot of outfits in the first place

[dense hollow]

Exactly

[signal anchor]

so let them pay more 😃

people who have fewer outfits who never buy gold

[somber steppe]

@dense hollow didn’t ami say an increasing amount

[signal anchor]

they'll be fine with 10 slots

[dense hollow]

That was one option

5 or 10 slots

5 increasing

[somber steppe]

That’s why I said what I did about the normal players

[signal anchor]

i think the first 10 should be easy to get

[dense hollow]

10 static one gold each

[signal anchor]

either 1 gold bar

[dense hollow]

I doubt there’ll be more than 10

[signal anchor]

or maybe $25 or 1 gold bar

but after 10, it should just be gold bars. make the gold buyers pay for that shit

because they are the ones that need all those extra slots

[dense hollow]

Word

[signal anchor]

as a gold buyer, i think i should have to pay more 😃

[dense hollow]

Same, only makes sense

[signal anchor]

if i want 11-20 slots because my gold bought a ridiculous number of outfits

it should just be gold bars to unlock those

[unborn cloak]

@dense hollow

Greetinfs

[dense hollow]

Yo yo yo

[unborn cloak]

Work?

[dense hollow]

Sadly

30 min tho

Then outie

[unborn cloak]

/cgeer

Cheer

[dense hollow]

Lol at first I though that was some clever cigar+beer emote

[unborn cloak]

Nope

[dense hollow]

Always filming some shit by my job

Annoying AF

[umbral notch]

New update today?

[marsh dirge]

so the big tent for 700, is the core fill in freeroam noticeable

?

[dense hollow]

Very

@umbral notch

[umbral notch]

The what

[dense hollow]

Top of discord

Little pin symbol

Click it

Actually

?cmd

[patent gazelle]

RDO Command List:
?updates: Link to R*'s Newswire
?hunt: Link to Spreadsheet of Pelt and Carcass Prices
?hideouts: Link to Quick-Reference Hideout Guide
?collectibles: Link to RDR2 Interactive Map

@umbral notch Here’s A Pardner’s R* Updates Catalogue to Update yourself on all things Updatable.

Jan 8, 2019, 9:43 PM

[umbral notch]

Thank you

[dense hollow]

@signal anchor @lucid pelican promise me you’ll not be dumb and go see a doc if you or your partner noticed something different about your tits

[lucid pelican]

Uhm

What

[dense hollow]

Lol, going through this patient’s chart and the sheer volume of masses and physical change to the breast is astounding

No way this wasn’t felt or seen months if not over a year ago

[lucid pelican]

Awe damn, no yeah ive been on it. Breast cancer runs in the family

What do you do Harold? Job wise

[dense hollow]

Good! Be on top of that shit

I work in cancer care, specifically breast

I’m a clinical coordinator and health educator

[lucid pelican]

My mom did that for a bit. I grew up in a medical family.

Started out as a nursing major. Burned out as a CNA. Switched to criminal law

[dense hollow]

Nice

I’d make that swap too

Been flirting with the idea of going back to become an NP

Docs keep telling me to go MD but I ain’t about them bills

Tbf law is what I always wanted to do, but the way things have turned out over the years, the time to do it and the need just didn’t add up lol

[somber steppe]

Can’t wait for gene treatment for cancers

[charred lotus]

any good hunting spot suggestions?

also, does horse insurance just revive your horse or does it also keep it in your stable after it dies?

[bright forge]

It makes it come back in 2 mins vs 4 if it dies and you don’t have to pay the vet fee

I definitely think it’s worth it

There are a few good hunting spots

[upbeat hamlet]

@charred lotus horse insurance is pointless

dont bother with it

reload into another server if your horse dies

you get it right back

no fees

[bright forge]

A lot of people swear by cougar spawn

That seems like kind of a weird work around

[upbeat hamlet]

if horse insurance was cheap then I would suggest it

as it sits not its pointless

[bright forge]

If you like engage in combat with other player often the insurance it worth it

[upbeat hamlet]

rockstar logic

first it was gold

now it cost 125

[bright forge]

And it’s not that expensive but you know opinions are like assholes

[upbeat hamlet]

way to expensive

[bright forge]

125 is cheap

[upbeat hamlet]

if it was like 50

then okay

[bright forge]

That’s like 2 hunting runs

Less than 45 mins worth of work

But whatever per his other question

[upbeat hamlet]

I have never once seen a need to get horse insurance

if it doesnt feel needed then why bother?

just like the camp in single player

[bright forge]

My personal favorite hunting area is north of saint denis in the swamps. I hunt birds and muskrats and gator meant

[upbeat hamlet]

you can pretty much forget about and the game chugs right along

[bright forge]

It doesn’t feel needed because it doesn’t match your play style

[upbeat hamlet]

what are muskrats worth?

[dense hollow]

[upbeat hamlet]

@bright forge if you played more combat they it would cost a lot

becuse you would be constantly paying for it

[bright forge]

Yea 1.95 a pelt 4 bucks for a perfect body

[upbeat hamlet]

and it doesnt cost the other player all buy 4 dollars

[bright forge]

All I do is combat

[upbeat hamlet]

then try constaly paying 125 to get horse insurance

over and over

[bright forge]

Lol you only do it once per horse

[upbeat hamlet]

when people shoot your horse

its once per death

then you got to renew it

[bright forge]

No

It’s not

[upbeat hamlet]

then how come the first time I got it it went away?

[bright forge]

You pay it once then you never have to pay it again

[upbeat hamlet]

and I had to get it again?

[bright forge]

It’s per horse

[upbeat hamlet]

yeah on the ps4 ariaban

paid the first time

then it died

[bright forge]

Then you’re doing it wrong

[upbeat hamlet]

mabe me pay for it again if I wanted it

[bright forge]

Let me just say this

[upbeat hamlet]

how am I doing it wrong?

[bright forge]

My horse dies a lot

By my own doing or combat

And I’ve never had to rebuy the insurance

[upbeat hamlet]

well next time I log in I am going to have to see

[bright forge]

I would notice if my horse wasn’t insured or if I had to pay another 125

[somber steppe]

@upbeat hamlet you’re gonna need insurance once they fix that glitch of just jumping servers to get your horse that died

[patent gazelle]

@charred lotus Here’s A Pardner’s Hunting Guide to Hunting all things Huntable.

Jan 8, 2019, 10:33 PM

[charred lotus]

where are panthers located on the map?

[upbeat hamlet]

cougars...

[charred lotus]

i need panthers

on the list they're two seperate things

[bright forge]

Panthers are in the swamps

Very elusive

[charred lotus]

ah f

[bright forge]

I’ve run into just north west of saint denis

[charred lotus]

im just gonna hunt in lemoyne and then sell to the trapper

[marsh dirge]

People get triggered so easily if u don’t share

[charred lotus]

plan failed because it's too dam hot, trying to get to my camp that's across the mf map with a bad horse so i can save a outfit for hot places

[marsh dirge]

This guy got his friends to grief me cause I wouldn’t share cougars

[charred lotus]

lmao what

i just want to form a posse that works together to hunt and all that

[marsh dirge]

What console are u on

[charred lotus]

i don't have anything that does good hunting except for a repeater, level 4 life sucks

ps4

[marsh dirge]

Oof

[charred lotus]

I wanna get a horse and a bow so bad, but im scared to go without insurance

so im stuck with this scrawny nag with terrible stamina

[marsh dirge]

I have never bought insurance and I’m 119

[charred lotus]

how the hell you walk with balls so large

[marsh dirge]

Lol

My horse has big balls alright

He’s packin’

[charred lotus]

Does your horse come back after dying w/o insurance btw

?

[marsh dirge]

U can pay $4 to revive it

[charred lotus]

ew

[marsh dirge]

By pressing left on dpad, choosing stable option, owned horeses etc

Or buy horse revivers

[charred lotus]

so i have to pay 4 bucks every time i get griefed and my horse dies while hunting

[shell stirrup]

@dense hollow are we onlining tonight?

[marsh dirge]

I craft my own revivers

Using special horse reviver pamphlet

[charred lotus]

ingredients?

and price of the pamphlet?

[shell stirrup]

i use the die after my horse goes down and recall trick

i never pay or revive

[marsh dirge]

Idk the price of the pamphlet but it is level locked

[charred lotus]

just like everything in online B)

[marsh dirge]

U need ginseng, carrots, and currant for it iirc

[charred lotus]

oh hey rank 5

[marsh dirge]

@shell stirrup they patched that glitch

[charred lotus]

i unlocked a useless looking jacket, and a pump shotgun

[shell stirrup]

i did it last night

twice

[marsh dirge]

I can’t die after ur horse dies

To force a revive

Did u shoot ur horse?

[shell stirrup]

you can do the respawn in the start menu

[marsh dirge]

I used to be able to do it

But it hasn’t worked for me lately

[summer dagger]

I just did that a few mins ago and it worked fine

[shell stirrup]

lol

[marsh dirge]

But did u shoot ur horse?

[shell stirrup]

i love that trick

no

[marsh dirge]

Or did it just insta die?

[summer dagger]

Another player did in free roam pvp

[signal anchor]

i use the "i bought horse insurance for all 4 of my horses" trick

[marsh dirge]

Cause ur horse can critically injured but still alive

[signal anchor]

i never have to pay to revive it 😃

[shell stirrup]

it works every time for me but i jump off cliffs

[marsh dirge]

Was it just critical injured and moving still?

[shell stirrup]

its moving

[marsh dirge]

See I do that

It’ll say critically injured in top left

[shell stirrup]

you die before you whistle if the horse is dead

[marsh dirge]

I respawn and it never works

[shell stirrup]

if you whistle the nag will come

[marsh dirge]

Well I have multiple horses

[charred lotus]

i feel like adding er to the end of that horse's name but i won't

[shell stirrup]

what dude

[marsh dirge]

[charred lotus]

snort

[marsh dirge]

LelI

I’m sorry that made me laugh

I Ioot horse saddlebags in tumbleweed, I wonder if the cops will attack me

[charred lotus]

hmm, i wonder

[marsh dirge]

I looted horses in Rhodes and got two potent health cures

Always forget it can be valuable to do that

[charred lotus]

is horse death permanent without horse insurance?

[hollow mica]

Negative

[charred lotus]

noice

[hollow mica]

How do you loot saddlebags again?

[marsh dirge]

Pat thr horse like 3 times before goin to thr saddlebag

Then u get a prompt to hold X or what button it says

[charred lotus]

nah search it first thing

no balls

[simple scaffold]

You can ride the horse and calm it and HITCH it too.

I also noticed if a horse kicked you on one saddlebag you can search the other without being kicked

[hollow mica]

Thanks lads, good to know.

[charred lotus]

one of my outfits looks like a guy straight off of ram ranch

[marsh dirge]

Come check my stream, lv 217 PvP

#red-dead-media

[charred lotus]

you know name your weapon is a good game when the weapons that are hard to kill with are the same value as a repeater that can easily kill someone from a quarter mile away

i couldn't kill this stranger to save my life yet he blasts through his own wagon with a pump action and kills me and nearly my horse, ok

[pallid badge]

Anyone wanna group?

[charred lotus]

#ps-lfg and also i will after i clean myself irl

[long cobalt]

Jesus Christ lvl 217 I’m only 50

[simple scaffold]

I wish I had cool cosmetics

[vagrant basin]

Just had a posse mark me for assassination, killed them both 3 times lol

[charred lotus]

lol

[simple scaffold]

I'll never stoop down to tour 6 dollar glitches.

[charred lotus]

quick question um why in the unreasonable hell is almost every piece of clothing rank locked 😛

just raise the price smh

has anyone noticed that horse bonding takes WAY too long? i just now got horse bonding 1 after hours of riding

[simple scaffold]

@charred lotus I bond with my horse by having it trot everywhere. Gets 100 bond points every 5 or so minutes

[charred lotus]

wat

how many bond points per level?

[simple scaffold]

Idk.

You can check in player then your horse

[charred lotus]

also my horse just fucking died because of a 2 foot drop

im just gonna leave him

also this is bs

also my scrawny nag just died because of a jump over a river

[marsh dirge]

Rip to all the scrawny nags that died by tripping over a pebble

[charred lotus]

my original horse wasn't even a scrawny nag and it died from a two foot drop

so now im stuck in the middle of mfing nowhere

and i can't pay my stable fee

[marsh dirge]

Have fun

[charred lotus]

I have a feeling that rockstar intentionally makes the online as shitty as possible to grab as much irl money out of you as they can

[marsh dirge]

That’s rockstar for ya

[charred lotus]

cuz im noticing a trend with both gta 5 and red dead 2

great story, terrible multiplayer

[marsh dirge]

Reasons why I quit multiplayer

Lol

[charred lotus]

also i lost weight by dying from falling

[jagged glacier]

How do they make it shitty

[marsh dirge]

So I’m guessing because since horses can get skinny or fat in story mode they can also become malnourished or overweight in multiplayer

[charred lotus]

they make it such a grind that it becomes an annoyance, making everything expensive as hell and therefore the economy terrible

[jagged glacier]

It's easy to make money rn

[charred lotus]

look at gta 5 for instance, everything is millions and billions of dollars

also explain

how

[jagged glacier]

And its gonna be easier when they add more missions and game modes

[charred lotus]

Tbh I wish they had a duel gamemode

that'd be great

[jagged glacier]

U don't need one to have a duel lolol

[marsh dirge]

Private servers would be nice

[charred lotus]

^^^^^^

[jagged glacier]

Free aim servers would be good too

[marsh dirge]

Sick of getting killed by autistic twats

[charred lotus]

agreed

it's always without reason whenever i get killed, whether it be to waste my time from climbing the snowy mountain to hunt or just to mess with me

[jagged glacier]

People would kill each other less if they couldn't lock onto you so easily

[marsh dirge]

True

In story mode I removed auto aim

[jagged glacier]

Right now. Just pass by on a horse, all the guy needs is to aim and shoot. Regardless of your speed

Would make gun fights a lot more interesting if it actually took skill to land a headshot

[charred lotus]

This dude just shot me for no reason after we both killed bandits lmao

[jagged glacier]

Instead of aiming & pointing up