rdo-chat

[marsh dirge]

Jude is busy

[signal anchor]

?

[dense hollow]

Lol

[signal anchor]

no i'm not married to an allen?

[indigo oar]

haha

[marsh dirge]

He's a basketball player

[rocky anvil]

Juden

[signal anchor]

oh ok i dont' know any basketball players

just a coincidence 😃

and if i was married to one, i'd have like a billion gold bars 😉

[unborn cloak]

Ami

[indigo oar]

i dont know if he could even afford that lol

[unborn cloak]

Actually

nvm

[signal anchor]

i was being a little hyperbolic 😛

[marsh dirge]

🇬🇷

[main plank]

greece more like grease

[marsh dirge]

Looks like you want a shotgun up your ass

[main plank]

yes daddy

[indigo oar]

shotgun in the ass is great. Once you go Black Barrel youll never go back lol

[signal anchor]

i bought a second permanent posse

it's called Eat My Posse 😛

[indigo oar]

@signal anchor HAHA

[marsh dirge]

Kinky

I like it

[signal anchor]

cunnilingus is fairly mainstream. not sure if i'd call it kinky 😉

[marsh dirge]

It's a joke lol

[signal anchor]

but i suppose it could be fetishized to some sort of extreme 😛

i'm bad at jokes

Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because he was nailed to the chicken 😉

I'm terrible at jokes 😦

[marsh dirge]

Greek orthodox intensifies

[signal anchor]

^ LULZ

i ain't kinky enough to nail anyone to anything 😛

[marsh dirge]

Oof

[tulip hornet]

Cash gifts are finally starting to roll out

Like damn I've been waiting on that $1100 for too long

[marsh dirge]

Lucky

I got 200$

[tulip hornet]

And an extra 15 gold bars on Christmas day I think

[signal anchor]

gunshop guy says "take a look at the catalogue and i'll pull out anything you'd like to see"

but then he failed to delivery 😦

woo i hope so. needs moar gold

[marsh dirge]

Chill

[reef hawk]

Damn bois, just came back from the gym, 1100$ richer

[marsh dirge]

that's that shit i like

[signal anchor]

how'd you get 1250? i thought iw as only getting 1100

[reef hawk]

You know what I think youre right

[marsh dirge]

Lies

[tulip hornet]

Still no $1100...

Ugh.

[signal anchor]

yeha i dont have mine either

oh shit

i just reloaded

i just got mine too!
FUCK YES

[tulip hornet]

Thanks for nothing R*, refunding the game as we speak 😎

Sike.

[signal anchor]

RELOAD GAME NOW FOR MONEYS!!!!

[tulip hornet]

I've done it like 3 times now haha

[signal anchor]

i clicked FREE ROAM in online

and when i loaded in i have 1700$ now

[indigo oar]

they have till the 24th I think

[signal anchor]

had 600

[indigo oar]

to get everyone their money

[signal anchor]

oh he's on xbox

i'm on ps4

[marsh dirge]

Fuck everyone who got more than 1000$

[indigo oar]

its random

[marsh dirge]

Lucky bastards

[signal anchor]

not luck

we bought ultimate edition pre oirder

[tulip hornet]

I'm still at $1255.57.... I need that $1100 my dearest R*

[signal anchor]

$100 for pre order

$1000 for ulti

[indigo oar]

both times we got gold bars I got it the first day and my bubby didnt til the last day

[signal anchor]

i got mine first day too

but my friend didnt get hers til second day

[pulsar siren]

I pre ordered and got no money

[marsh dirge]

I got 200$

[signal anchor]

special edition pre order?

[marsh dirge]

It was 1680$ now it's 1880$

Yeah

[signal anchor]

special edition is only $100 plus $100 pre order bonus

[indigo oar]

@pulsar siren they have til the 24th to get it to you

[signal anchor]

basic pre order is just the $100

and no pre order and basic game = LOL nothing for you 😛

[marsh dirge]

Peasants

[pulsar siren]

I have basic game pre order dlc

[marsh dirge]

Jk jk

[reef hawk]

Just got merked by an npc in a bar

feelsbadman

[signal anchor]

where the lie though? 😛

[marsh dirge]

100$ for pre order or special edition

1000$ for ultimate

[signal anchor]

AND not or

[marsh dirge]

1100$ for ultimate and pre order

[signal anchor]

you get extra $100 for pre order

[marsh dirge]

200$ for special edition pre order

[reef hawk]

Everyone wants to fight the master nobody wants to die to the master....

[signal anchor]

well i'm happy. i gotta go buy stuff 😃

[marsh dirge]

wut

[reef hawk]

Also, theres going to be fish traps introduced into online

[marsh dirge]

i never got any cash even tho i preordered but the gun and the horse + grizzly

@reef hawk traps?

[reef hawk]

Yeah

[marsh dirge]

then for all animals tho no?

would be nice

[reef hawk]

I dont know, they have the bear trap modeled already

[marsh dirge]

ah cool

where do u look at these news

[reef hawk]

I play the game a lot

[marsh dirge]

well most do if they r here

my guess

noone in the lfg so im just gonna talk to anyone who s here anyways

[hybrid drum]

[marsh dirge]

[reef hawk]

I just did a hideout where the only highlighted thing was a fish trap

[distant narwhal]

lol shooting small animals is way too easy

[marsh dirge]

huh

well

do boars and aligators @distant narwhal

[distant narwhal]

yeAh thats what i mostly do

[marsh dirge]

and deer

[hybrid drum]

I just did the fishing thing with a dead animal

[marsh dirge]

Gross

well if thats what u call small xd

[hybrid drum]

Earned $100

[marsh dirge]

wutt

how is that possible

[distant narwhal]

no but i just shot some rabbits

[marsh dirge]

well

i have no fishing rod

[hybrid drum]

Same

[marsh dirge]

so i kill fish with my rifle

and pick em up

I earn a $150 in an hour sturgeon fishing in blackwater

[distant narwhal]

gg

[marsh dirge]

gg

[hybrid drum]

You have to put a dead deer next to a lake and then the fish get attracted to the deer for some reason

And you just pick up the fish

[marsh dirge]

well idk if i would rather fish or hunt anyways

oh cool

Gah where’s my free $1000 R*

😩

just like birds tho @hybrid drum

bte

i just got 15 gold today for no reason

[distant narwhal]

huh really

[marsh dirge]

anyone else?

[long cobalt]

@sturdy lava want to grind last mission

[hybrid drum]

It's a shame you can't become a prostitute in red dead online

[marsh dirge]

I really hope they patch deer carcass fishing

[tulip hornet]

Ayeee I got my $1100

[marsh dirge]

Put an end to that clickbait garbage

[distant narwhal]

what is deer carcass fishing

[marsh dirge]

not YET @hybrid drum

lel

[hybrid drum]

Looolll

[digital kiln]

Put an end to MrBoss

[distant narwhal]

put an end to outlaw garry

[marsh dirge]

oh he was game ended long ago

[tulip hornet]

I'm chillin at $2348.25, thanks R*

[marsh dirge]

congrats

mind if i just

[distant narwhal]

im chilling at 100$

[marsh dirge]

take some

xd

im at 300 by chilling and hunting

no need to grind anyways

[distant narwhal]

is great plains good for hunting?

nah ill grind when its out of beta

[marsh dirge]

lemoyne is my spot but idk

ye grinding is when there is smth to buy

but... not really in this game tho

not YET

I’m grinding to just grind

Sitting $979 and level 65

lel

[distant narwhal]

guess ill just xp grind this weekend

im lvl 15

[marsh dirge]

level 13

1 before fishing lel

calvin u on ps4 so wanna play? @distant narwhal

[narrow glacier]

you can pretty consistently level up doing almost anything.

[distant narwhal]

what you wanna do

[marsh dirge]

Not really

@narrow glacier true by hunting im doing fine

@distant narwhal chill and hunt i guess

Only stranger missions and killing cops gives u consistent exp

[distant narwhal]

aight add me: CalvinS524

[marsh dirge]

cool

Final mission is great for early levels

Sucks for later levels when U need like 4000+ exp for a level

[narrow glacier]

just shoot every animal and bird you see when free roaming. gradually work towards challenges. if you're playing this game to just grind out levels to the end you're gonna hate it after a month

[marsh dirge]

I’ve played it a month

I must hate the game

[distant narwhal]

this my first week online

[marsh dirge]

same

[narrow glacier]

FYI. if you find a good fishing hole you can toss a dynamite and get huge progress towards the two animal kills at once challenge.

[marsh dirge]

more like second day to me

or third ye

lol not bad @narrow glacier

[narrow glacier]

you can complete all the levels of it with like 4 dollars worth of dynamite. reset and repeat

[marsh dirge]

Because dynamite fishing is great.

ill try doing so too

U can only reset that award like 10 times

Hunting, fishing and strangers missions gives me a steady income.
Currently working on upgrading my ability cards, but after that I don't know.
Got my clothes, though I do want 5 slots for outfits like in story.
Next up is a new horse and saddle, but still quite a few levels from that so nothing I need to grind for.

[narrow glacier]

@marsh dirge and?

[marsh dirge]

You’ll only get 4 levels max

If that

I've spent a total of 9700$ looking at the stats.

I’m saying ur buying into YouTube clickbair

And it’s hilarious

[narrow glacier]

it's just something to do. people might actually want to play the game instead of standing on a roof shooting cops in the back for a month straight

i don't watch YT videos. i found that out on my own. it sounds like YOU are the one who's into the YT videos.

[marsh dirge]

I watch to stay informed of war zones

[narrow glacier]

Just like corpse fishing and st denis cop killing and ft mercer

[half narwhal]

We got 1000$ from ROCKSTAR

[marsh dirge]

Only if u have ultimate edition

Oh I got mine just now

Nice

1,979$ now

[half narwhal]

Me 1802

[digital kiln]

Is the extra 15 gold bars on top of the 15 we already got

[marsh dirge]

I have 1880$

I’m prolly saving mine

38gb

I have nothing to buy besides a Lancaster

My friend is on

[half narwhal]

@digital kiln yes

[marsh dirge]

Last call for xbox stranger missions

[digital kiln]

Ok good

[marsh dirge]

9 hour grind

Gonna be like 5 levels worth

Hopefully

[viral hemlock]

I just got my $1k

😁

[long cobalt]

Are you going to wait till the very Last second to complete the mission?

[marsh dirge]

Everyone one

8-9 hour grind

[sturdy lava]

Horse

What lvl are you now

[marsh dirge]

65

[reef hawk]

I need ps4 freinds

[half narwhal]

Do you think if they let us make cooking fire everywhere we need is better than running to camp?

[viral hemlock]

I love getting stuck in the campfire for like 5 minutes. Cooking stuff

😢

[half narwhal]

😂

[viral hemlock]

It's a bug happens to everyone

[half narwhal]

Never happen to me

[viral hemlock]

U must not cook a lot

[marsh dirge]

You ever get attacked by the nightfolk?

That is scary!

[half narwhal]

Need fast cash? South west of Blackwater there are 7+ Bison kill them all take one 3 star leather and go sell them.

[digital kiln]

Who even are the night folk

[marsh dirge]

The night folk can be found in Lemoyne.

[half narwhal]

Never meet them ill try to find

[digital kiln]

Only at night I assume

[marsh dirge]

More then likely you are going to find a man hanged on a tree in Lemoyne there will be two attackers.

[fossil shore]

Anyone on ps4 want to hunt with me?

[marsh dirge]

Those two attackers are the Nightfolk.

[viral hemlock]

@digital kiln around how much u make per run?

[marsh dirge]

The most scary thing about those two guys is that they will not even say a word.

[digital kiln]

Run of what

I haven’t ever encountered night folk I was just saying I assume they attack at night

[marsh dirge]

They have attacked me.

Just with knives.

[obtuse stag]

@fossil shore+++

[marsh dirge]

Look around the Swamp Area you will find them sooner or later.

[narrow glacier]

this is the read dead online chat @marsh dirge

[marsh dirge]

Sorry about that...

[narrow glacier]

there are no night people in RDO as far as I have seen

[marsh dirge]

You are right.

[narrow glacier]

no worries mang

[marsh dirge]

Thanks b0ss

[unborn cloak]

Impossible

Im-poh-see-blay

[fossil shore]

@obtuse stag my psn is mdemetrion add me

[marsh dirge]

Idk if I want a Lancaster

[obtuse stag]

It's a thing

[marsh dirge]

Litchfield seems better and would look better recolored

[unborn cloak]

I tried using litch

Accuracy is terrible

Like a shotgun

[marsh dirge]

Litch is pure gold or silver recolored

Gotta look gucci

I just don’t know if I wanna spend my new money

I have a bad habit of spending unnecessarily

[long cobalt]

I’m only getting like 330 XP from strangers

[unborn cloak]

spent $14000

@long cobalt

Play Showdowns

Large

Not only do you get the obvious rewards of gold, money, and xp

But you improve at PVP

[marsh dirge]

Take note ^

[unborn cloak]

This man @marsh dirge went 40 and 2 in Team Shootout todat

today

[long cobalt]

Okay how fast do u level up doing showdowns?

[narrow glacier]

fuckin nuts@marsh dirge @unborn cloak

[unborn cloak]

It depends on your performance

You can get a level an hour, probably

[narrow glacier]

the obvious benefit is access to steady kills

[marsh dirge]

All skill based

[long cobalt]

Oh

[narrow glacier]

@unborn cloak how do you manage in FFA game modes like most wanted and are there make it count matches in large showdown?

[unborn cloak]

No

[narrow glacier]

ohthankgo

d

[unborn cloak]

@marsh dirge wins 90% of Most Wanteds, I'm less than that

[marsh dirge]

Exp is based on time spent in missions @long cobalt

[long cobalt]

What level are u blood

[unborn cloak]

128

[long cobalt]

Jesus Christ

[narrow glacier]

@unborn cloak bruh

[marsh dirge]

Ur supposed to get 400-600 each honorable mission

That’s why u only honorable, forget dishonorable strangers

[long cobalt]

I’m only level 32

Ok horse

[marsh dirge]

Trust me start fucking with showdown Nd if you have a reasonable level of skill you’re gunna level up much faster than anything else

[narrow glacier]

@marsh dirge where are you getting this information? stranger mission is not consistent in any way. even between two of the same mission

@marsh dirge what if we don't have reasonable skill?

[unborn cloak]

Do Free Roam Evenrs whenever you get an invite

[marsh dirge]

telling me it’s not consistent when I’ve made 3-4 levels a day everyday

Doing strangers

Ok

[unborn cloak]

Improve^^ @narrow glacier

[marsh dirge]

Gg

[narrow glacier]

@marsh dirge not what im sayin muh dude.

[marsh dirge]

@narrow glacier start playing pvp more and you’re bound to improve

[rocky anvil]

that's boring as hell lol

[narrow glacier]

im saying you get 32 for one mission that you run the timer out on, then you get 17 for the same exact mission you run the time out on.

ive recorded probably 10 mission turn ins and it proves it.

[marsh dirge]

I run every last second

20 minute timer for a pelt

Drop it off at 10 seconds left for almost 600 exp

[azure topaz]

hey folks

[narrow glacier]

but you spend 20 minutes not doing anything.

you could be doing showdowns and earning kills and xp constantly and still get a comparable gold and cash payout.

@marsh dirge any advice for most wanted?

[marsh dirge]

But it’s all based on skill and performance

I get a consistent range of reward

U fail to realize this

[narrow glacier]

10 kills is between 200-400 xp depending on xp bonuses.

i don't fail to realize anything about this m8

im curious, have you ever had your mouth smacked, or do you only talk like a condescending little shit online?

[marsh dirge]

I don’t really know what to say there other than stay alive and go for the high pointers

[rocky anvil]

fight!!!!!!

[marsh dirge]

If you’re gunna die be toxic and let the 1 pointers kill you

[azure topaz]

shoot shoo pew pew

[marsh dirge]

Woah someone is triggered

Stranger missions are such a shit way of getting do

Do

Xp

Biggest waste of time

[azure topaz]

yeah

[marsh dirge]

You can level up in like 4 games of showdown Nd that’s like 28-30 mins

I’m still pushing 3-4 levels a day doing only stranger missions

And being lazy at 65

[rocky anvil]

aint you playing 5 hours a day lol

[marsh dirge]

How long are you playing for

I play all day

In that time you could level 15 levels

[rocky anvil]

😳

[indigo oar]

yeah no one has time for that lol

[marsh dirge]

Showdown and free roam events I promise you you can do 10 levels minimum in way less time

[indigo oar]

i wish i could play more then 2 hours max

[marsh dirge]

Most people aren’t good at pvp

[indigo oar]

your right most people who play rdo arent

[marsh dirge]

Mm yeah I do hear that

[azure topaz]

i don't play much pvp cause im getting kicked out of most of the matches for no reason

[marsh dirge]

Just play more pvp and you will improve

And if ur not pushing 20 kills, ur getting shit payout

[azure topaz]

(and varmint users...)

[rocky anvil]

you get kicked from pvp?

[azure topaz]

yeah i always get a error message

[rocky anvil]

is it an error or are the other ppl kicking you lol

[azure topaz]

nah its an error

wait you can kick in rdo ?

[rocky anvil]

you can vote to kick someone off

[indigo oar]

yep

[azure topaz]

dumb question what if someone shoots your horse dead ?

[reef hawk]

they pay for the damages

[fervent oracle]

Any of you up for a big event hosted by the Admins tonight?

[indigo oar]

on what platform?

[azure topaz]

well how with money ?

[fervent oracle]

PS4

[indigo oar]

nope lol

[azure topaz]

oh i have such machine

[fervent oracle]

But eventually we’ll do Xbox events

I want to show you guys what we’ve been working on but we’re not ready to go public with it yet either

[indigo oar]

arent most the mods on xbox?

[rocky anvil]

i don't think they pay for damages if they kill your horse. i always had to pay the $4

[fervent oracle]

Just biosoga

Moros and Bigmadmex are on PS4

[rocky anvil]

we should do a battle royale

[indigo oar]

my bloody valentine lol

[reef hawk]

Id love a tussle with you gentlemen

[rocky anvil]

just everyone kill everyone 😄

[azure topaz]

um MEN?

jk

[reef hawk]

We can be Rustling, Tustling Cowboy Hustling

[fervent oracle]

Last are you PS4?

[reef hawk]

yuh

[indigo oar]

dammmnn where are my xbox peeps

[azure topaz]

damm i just got ambushed by O'driscols

i didn't knew that that was even a thing

[indigo oar]

are you in west Elizabeth ?

[azure topaz]

new hannover

*big valley rip

[marsh dirge]

blob:https://imgur.com/4c38cb91-c42d-4584-b9e7-dd5da2dba1d9

better link https://i.imgur.com/LfWNoVb.jpg

[indigo oar]

i meant new hannover

[marsh dirge]

thats all the ambush points

[indigo oar]

that is where they ambush me

[marsh dirge]

and hideouts

[azure topaz]

was near strawberry

[indigo oar]

i always get hit going to hanging dog ranch

i hunt for elk and bears up there. you can also farm horse sim up there

[dense hollow]

We’re hosting an event tonight? @fervent oracle

[compact epoch]

Hanging do ranch is a good place to farm all tonics and provisions, along with ammo

[fervent oracle]

Almost certainly

[compact epoch]

*dog

[fervent oracle]

I’ve been working with Moros and MadMex on this event I’ve been doing

[indigo oar]

@dense hollow you hosting on xbox?

[fervent oracle]

I just added an Xbox division to the Rankings

@dense hollow I’ll dm you what I’ve been working on

[dense hollow]

Thanks

[reef hawk]

Damn, is there a PS4 lobby event too?

[fervent oracle]

Yep

There’s a PS4 and Xbox Division but the Xbox Division hasn’t launched yet

@indigo oar I’ll show you the site too I guess

[indigo oar]

@fervent oracle thanks

[reef hawk]

Sure, Im usually pretty active

[azure topaz]

i just need people to not feel lonely

[marsh dirge]

Some dudes were camping us during mail delivery

[unborn kindle]

Hey anyone wanna play red dead online Xbox?

[marsh dirge]

Trying to shoot my posse leader

But he was in safe zone

Got half a level on those idiots

[dense hollow]

Lol

[marsh dirge]

[azure topaz]

[marsh dirge]

That is the one vs many conundrum.

[azure topaz]

hey spectating in rdo looks cool but

I AINT WANT TO DO THAT

[shadow dawn]

[reef hawk]

I am spectacular at holding my own ground against a gang of up to five people

[azure topaz]

yeah yeah

[blissful rock]

Howdy fellers

[azure topaz]

hi there mister

[reef hawk]

OUTTA THE WAY

[dense hollow]

Find yourself a good rock to get behind

[blissful rock]

Has anyone seen lenny?

[azure topaz]

i preffer a skirt

[strange isle]

n e 1 on ps4 tryna grind or somn

[main plank]

what

[azure topaz]

english

you lended money from a um german guy ?

[reef hawk]

You keep treatin that like its your own child, alright? good on ya

[azure topaz]

i rly like germans in rdr2

[reef hawk]

Beautiful condition, keep it up

[azure topaz]

and the polish dude yeah

[marsh dirge]

Wait RDR 2 Online stuff only!

[azure topaz]

sry

[tulip hornet]

Do I go see Aquaman or Spiderman Into The Spiderverse again?

[azure topaz]

yeah i just got a error message in pvp

AGAIN

[narrow glacier]

@tulip hornetspiderverse

How can anyone even consider paying to see DC movies?

[tulip hornet]

I heard Aquaman is good though, I'm so split between the two

[ivory turret]

just do it

[tulip hornet]

Fuck it, we're going Aquaman

[narrow glacier]

I've specifically avoided all DC movies. Never watcher one second of any of them.

[tulip hornet]

Havoc sold me

I hate all DC movies, same with a friend of mine. But he went to see it with extremely low expectations and thoroughly enjoyed it

Aquaman at 11PM tonight it is, thanks fellas

[ivory turret]

lol

[azure topaz]

i liked the the dark knight films

im not a big movie person

[narrow glacier]

Well it might have potential then. At least it looked a little upbeat. Not all gritty and moody a la max payne.

@azure topaz i guess i have seen some dc films. The dark knight trilogy was good.

[ivory turret]

yea any baman movie ever lol

DC

[marsh dirge]

Havoc u wanna join us

@ivory turret

[azure topaz]

wow i just slaughtered an enitre posse that tryed to horse rope me...

4 people

[main plank]

I thought that said horse rape

[azure topaz]

my god

damm males...

[narrow glacier]

@main plank lmfao

[azure topaz]

well anyway i rly don't get why people are this cheap

[narrow glacier]

@azure topaz cheap?

as in playing with a posse and picking on lone players?

[azure topaz]

yeah guess so

[narrow glacier]

makes them feel like apex males? or they're just some rowdy fellas

[azure topaz]

and then getting all shot by a girl with a revolver XD

[narrow glacier]

do you have an obviously female gamer tag or PSN?

[marsh dirge]

Arthur’s horse was pretty apex

[azure topaz]

ahem

um

i don't want to talk about it

[narrow glacier]

if yes, 10000% that's why.

i had some dude message me and ask me to come harass a female player that was all the way across the map from me.

like, fuckin why?

[azure topaz]

i was standing there alone in strawberry

this dude came behind me with a rope

i 360ed and clicked his head

and then the others came and got the same...

[narrow glacier]

well there's also a crime challenge that requires you to rope and hogtie 1000 people. which is gonna be stupid tedious

[rare minnow]

@azure topazu got shot by a girl with a revolver? When?

[azure topaz]

i like to hogtie npcs and drown them sometimes but not real people

[narrow glacier]

hahaha.

in case you didnt know you can instantly escape from being roped by selecting your knife from the weapon wheel.

it doesn't work if you get tackled and hogtied though.

[azure topaz]

yeah i mashed square works the same

mostly...

[rare minnow]

@azure topazare u on ps4?

[narrow glacier]

knife is way faster in my experience

[long cobalt]

@sturdy lava wanna grind last mission

[azure topaz]

yes dear boy

[rare minnow]

I play a female char with red hair on ps4, she wears a black dress and heels.. i normally use a revolver.. was that me who shot u?

@azure topaz

[azure topaz]

i was the girl

[narrow glacier]

😂

[rocky anvil]

you should kill random players. it's really fun

[rare minnow]

Ah okay lol

[azure topaz]

no

[main plank]

I play a balding 19 year old

[rare minnow]

U cant realltly tell ppls age

[azure topaz]

i know a balding 15 year old

[reef hawk]

Got the companion app on my pc

[main plank]

nice

[rare minnow]

Companion app?

[narrow glacier]

@rare minnow it lets you see your map and cores all the time. along with some other things i guess?

it's really handy for immersion and to keep an eye out for sneaky player killers.

[azure topaz]

interesting

[narrow glacier]

i wish i had a tablet to use the companion app on. i haven't bothered getting it on my phone though. but i could

[rare minnow]

Can u get it on android? @narrow glacier

[narrow glacier]

@rare minnow yes.

[dense hollow]

Wish it could be pulled on chrome

[narrow glacier]

you might have to actually go to the r* social club website to find the download link though. i didn't find it when i looked in the play store app.

[rare minnow]

I see it! Gonna dl ty @narrow glacier

[narrow glacier]

NP

[rare minnow]

Naw its in play store

Under red dead redemption 2

[narrow glacier]

baller. i looked under companion app or something like that.

good lookin out

@dense hollow how's OW goin? lol

[ivory turret]

gm

[dense hollow]

I’ll@tell you tonight lol

[narrow glacier]

did you finish dynamiting fish?

[dense hollow]

Nah didn’t try

[marsh dirge]

What’s this PS4 event tonight or sutn?

[dense hollow]

Hell I didn’t even get on last night, I passed out so hard

[candid shadow]

hello

[sturdy lava]

Love having Blackwater to myself

[candid shadow]

any one wanna play online?

[sturdy lava]

3 hours fishing got $700

[ivory turret]

nice

[candid shadow]

whats a good way to level up im lvl 4

[azure topaz]

huntin,fishin, doing something i guess

[sturdy lava]

Story missions lol

[azure topaz]

yeah but these aint worth it after doing them once

the patched it

[sturdy lava]

Lvl 4 you haven’t done them more then once

[ivory turret]

do the missions and youll be lvl 10 have enough money to buy what you need to get going

[azure topaz]

true

i have my fun on lvl 16

[ivory turret]

ive had my fun since lvl 1 lol

[rocky anvil]

i wanna be level 1 lol

[azure topaz]

yeah got me there .-.

[ivory turret]

@rocky anvil delete your character

boom lvl 1

[somber brook]

Hey guys. I've been working on a project and I could use some assistance. Do you like aggregating news? Creating content? Entering item information into tables? I could use you! DM me or hit me up on Discord @ EnigmaFactory#5106

[rocky anvil]

yeh i should 😄

[ivory turret]

😛

[azure topaz]

https://gyazo.com/cad6847674e189d915d3136bf31cbaa6

yeah im sorry >.<

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[ivory turret]

sooo cowboy bebop? western

[somber brook]

You dont like my photo? I call it the War Stripe 2005

[azure topaz]

its ok don't be mad at me plz >.< its just .. yk

interesting

[somber brook]

Hahaha

[azure topaz]

i would normaly say lets hug it out but get some clothes on first cowboy uwu

[somber brook]

Anyways, wtb RDRO content creators! Pst!

Haha. Can do.

[azure topaz]

you might end up in jail for doing it without just saying

[ivory turret]

@marsh swan thats why i said western

[azure topaz]

im still jailbait

so i've finally gone crazy and now im seeing naked man oh brother O.O

[long cobalt]

Have you guys noticed the piano player is playing Christmas songs

[azure topaz]

i saw it in a video yes

[long cobalt]

I just found out

[marsh dirge]

Yh

[shadow dawn]

Sup dudes

[azure topaz]

hi there mister

[shadow dawn]

How's everyone Friday night going

[azure topaz]

its friday ?

[tardy wasp]

Depending on where you live

Maybe

😱

[azure topaz]

its saturday

[tardy wasp]

Indeed

Where art thou

[azure topaz]

some country

[tardy wasp]

Woah same!

What a fuckin coincidence

[shadow dawn]

It's Friday, you are living in the matrix

[tardy wasp]

I’m actually living in Australia

Silly romski

[azure topaz]

my dad always told me that saying the place you live at is bad he also said something about the range of '' dont let ya self get raped gurl ''

[marsh dirge]

It’s Friday, time to play rdo

[tardy wasp]

Yeah well

[ivory turret]

yesssss

im on holiday for he next 5 days

[tardy wasp]

Your dad is a lil bit loopy no offence

[marsh dirge]

@ivory turret join my posse

[shadow dawn]

Where my Canadian boahs at, eh?

[ivory turret]

about to go grab some food, but ill be on later tonight for sure

[azure topaz]

im an asian european ._.

[main plank]

I live in glorious urban Brisbane

[tardy wasp]

You sure he didn’t mean “don’t tell a random that you live at 2/17 rackment way, Japan, Mars”

Oi brissy

Fuck ye

[main plank]

where it's either gloomy or happy fun times

[tardy wasp]

I’m like 1 hour away

[main plank]

well

nice

[tardy wasp]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[main plank]

Rockhampton?

[tardy wasp]

Gold Coast

[main plank]

ah

[twin cargo]

i mean technically its saturday

[main plank]

Is rockhampton even near brisbane?

[twin cargo]

still tho....

[tardy wasp]

I don’t think so hahahha

[twin cargo]

not saturday yet for the GMT+0

but for GMT+1 and above it is

[azure topaz]

im GMT +1

[tardy wasp]

Isn’t rocky like near Darwin

[main plank]

I don't know mate

[shadow dawn]

Damn so no Canadians here eh

[tardy wasp]

I’m really shit at geography

[shadow dawn]

Racists!!!!

Lol I joke

[azure topaz]

i like canada

[twin cargo]

imagine canadians in RDO

[narrow glacier]

STAYA YA CUNTS! GET IT UP YA!

[tardy wasp]

Imagine being from a country

[ivory turret]

sorry for the trouble eh

[twin cargo]

"Sorry, im giong to hogtie u now, also sorry i wanna shoot u, sorry i wanna grief, sorry sorry"

[main plank]

I only hear about it when it floods there

poor cunts

[azure topaz]

don't bully me >.< @tardy wasp

its germany ok

[tardy wasp]

Imagine being from a country
this post was made by the prison island gang

[azure topaz]

oh island man owo

[main plank]

Imagine being represented in maps

this post was made by the kiwi gang

[tardy wasp]

OOOFFFFF

[twin cargo]

imagine being able to play RDO and level up while having fun instead than choosing while having fun OR grinding XP

[tardy wasp]

Imagine people thinking your country exists
this post was made by everyone not in australia

[twin cargo]

👀

Australia is good if you like spiders and snakes tbh

can find good species there

[narrow glacier]

the fuck is goin on here?

[main plank]

Hey

[tardy wasp]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Who knows

[azure topaz]

i like europe

[narrow glacier]

@tardy wasp how TF you bust that out so fast

[azure topaz]

big city

[tardy wasp]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[twin cargo]

o.0

[tardy wasp]

I have a macro for it

[twin cargo]

Europe
Big city

u wat

[main plank]

In Australia

[narrow glacier]

LOL

[azure topaz]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[main plank]

Spiders hardly go into the cities

[tardy wasp]

Ikr

[narrow glacier]

😦

[twin cargo]

u can just "/ shrug" for it tbh

[azure topaz]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[main plank]

You know what's the most dangerous animal in Australia?

[tardy wasp]

I died to a snake yesterday

[shadow dawn]

I say sorry everytime I run over a bunny accidentally...

[tardy wasp]

Tough life

[twin cargo]

actually u can also just "/ sh" and then click to be faster

[azure topaz]

i drown npcs for fun

[tardy wasp]

Fucking what are those shitcunts called

[main plank]

Western Australians are the most dangerous animals in Australia currently

[tardy wasp]

plovers

[azure topaz]

max honor player btw

[tardy wasp]

Plovers can go fuck themselves

[narrow glacier]

what's a plover?

[shadow dawn]

Anyone ever notice some rodents play dead? RD2 is too fucking good

[tardy wasp]

The ones with the razor blade wings

[twin cargo]

i was max honr for my first gameplay hours, and to get the max honor quests

i think ive been like lowest honor since level 10 or something tho

[tardy wasp]

That try to flyby slit your throat

[narrow glacier]

@tardy wasp say fockin WOT M8??

[twin cargo]

if you like PvPin max honor just wont click with u

[azure topaz]

uuh bad humun

[fervent oracle]

Sup fuckers

[main plank]

Western Australians are the most violent things in the world

[twin cargo]

i mean, even if someone shoots u in ur leg, and u kill him with fists, u still get bad honor

so....

[main plank]

Likes there's humans and monkeys

[azure topaz]

true

[main plank]

then theres western aussies

[tardy wasp]

Western Australians are pretty scary buuuuut

[azure topaz]

huwun and muwunkys

[fervent oracle]

Can a mod get on already

[tardy wasp]

I think you’re forgetting that island we sent away

They’re a bit scarier I think

[main plank]

maybe I dunno

[shadow dawn]

I imagine every Aussie as the Garry the goat guy

[tardy wasp]

Dude he’s a bloody legend

[twin cargo]

gotta love peeps getting mad cause "offtopic" when this chat would be dead otherwise

[main plank]

But I am scared as fuck by dropbears

[twin cargo]

or filled with wrong facts about the game mechanics xD

[narrow glacier]

i imagine all strayans as ozzyman

[shadow dawn]

Or even Steve erwin, rip

[tardy wasp]

Yeah dropbears make me scared to go outside

There’s just so many

[main plank]

One fucker tried to kill me in the bush

[narrow glacier]

@twin cargo fuckin right?

@tardy wasp drop. bears?

koala?

[tardy wasp]

I had one jump me while I was in the ocean once

Naahhh mate

Nah

Drop bears

Completely different animal

[narrow glacier]

o god

[main plank]

yeh

[azure topaz]

ANOTHERONE

[twin cargo]

dropbears are imaginary killer koalas, more or less

[azure topaz]

damm male pupul

[tardy wasp]

Cheeky buggers jump you when you least expect it, steal your wallet, then bite off your face

[main plank]

sadie

[azure topaz]

well he got wrecked

[main plank]

tsk tsk tsk

[narrow glacier]

o i c

[main plank]

Dropbears have been terrorizing the Australian plains for more than...ever

[ivory turret]

30xp per kill is nice

[tardy wasp]

Sadie doesn’t know what they’re on about

[twin cargo]

its nice but that means around 200 kills per level tho

and in order to do so u need to do 200 executions using special ammos

[azure topaz]

set baad

no do sis

[tardy wasp]

Excuse me this is off topic chat

[azure topaz]

ok

[narrow glacier]

@twin cargo not necessarily

[azure topaz]

why my booboos not getting big big

[main plank]

But what scares a lot is my bogan friend sneaking into my apartment to sleep here since he gets drunk too often

[azure topaz]

?

[twin cargo]

they should just add more enjoyable ways to level up

i already grinded my ass in RDR1 in death matches and Pike's Basin....

[tardy wasp]

Becuase ur butt butt is taking all the jellies @azure topaz

[narrow glacier]

^^

[azure topaz]

[main plank]

Drinking milk helps you know

the milk goes into your boobs

[twin cargo]

and trust me, hitting level 250 in RDR1 was no joke

[main plank]

filling it

[narrow glacier]

milk makes you T H I C C

[tardy wasp]

Stfu a hahhaha

[azure topaz]

[twin cargo]

u know right on internet a girl isnt a girl unless proven

[main plank]

I fucking hate Aussie youtubers like Anythingforviews and MaxMoeFoe

[twin cargo]

until that moment for me @azure topaz is some weeb 30 years old covered in doritos

[tardy wasp]

We’re talking about RDO here

[narrow glacier]

@twin cargo sit yo thirsty ass down BOAH!

[tardy wasp]

What are you on shout

[main plank]

The best aussie youtuber is Ozzymanreviews

[twin cargo]

better safe than sorry ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tardy wasp]

This is red dead online chat only

[narrow glacier]

@main plank fuck yes m8, fuck, yes.

[azure topaz]

ok @twin cargo lets keep it that way (im at least not getting herassed then...)

[shadow dawn]

Zoella lol

[azure topaz]

sry mi no inglitsch

[main plank]

I don't know what makes these other aussie youtubers seem likable

[twin cargo]

tbh i tend to dont care about the fact if players are male of female, as long as they are not annoying kiddos

[narrow glacier]

several people are typing

[azure topaz]

REEEEEEEEE

[tardy wasp]

Hello @azure topaz you masculine, Mexican male

[azure topaz]

im not mexican ._.

[shadow dawn]

Fousey tube

Lmao

[twin cargo]

tho i think u are around 16 years old or so tho

[tardy wasp]

You are now

[azure topaz]

im 14 you perv

well

[main plank]

There's a lot of fucking Asians in Australia

[twin cargo]

Australia is cool, but some aussie are too hard to understand tho

[tardy wasp]

No shit Sherlock

[shadow dawn]

Is arty a make or female European

[tardy wasp]

I’ll cop that

[narrow glacier]

you are a 175 lb philipino pool boy named "Guillermo"@azure topaz

[twin cargo]

once was speaking with an aussie girl, that was asian and talking in turbo mode

[fervent oracle]

Yo everybody

[twin cargo]

fking nightmare.

[tardy wasp]

Don’t talk to a drunk aussie then

[fervent oracle]

Mods are about to announce something big

[tardy wasp]

You’ll never understand shit we say

[azure topaz]

@narrow glacier thats creative i take that

[main plank]

Australians are the likable,country version of Brits

[tardy wasp]

^

[main plank]

hell we had the coolest outlaw ever

[narrow glacier]

hahaha. that seems way too accurate

[tardy wasp]

Fuck the brits
no offence

[main plank]

Ned fucking Kelly

[shadow dawn]

Guys this is @tardy wasp when he gets arrested https://youtu.be/NbVJU1CuM0Q

[twin cargo]

They cant catch u if they dont know your country even exists

👌

[narrow glacier]

@main plank wasn't Ned Kelly the IRL version of the fort mercer mission?

[main plank]

yeh

[azure topaz]

i can't watch vids damm

[marsh dirge]

And they wrestle sea creature with their bare hands and fishing nets

[main plank]

That's who Horsley references

[azure topaz]

well at least not with audio

[main plank]

With the armour and shit

I saw his armour and rifle once

there were so many bullet marks on the chest piece

[tardy wasp]

The fuck did I just watch @shadow dawn

[shadow dawn]

LOL

[tardy wasp]

I’m not sure what that guy was on

And I’m not sure what fuckin accent that was he was making

[azure topaz]

https://i.gifer.com/X1yi.gif

[twin cargo]

since we are offtopic, anyone got experience with the amazingly shitty google play?

for some reason, a billionare company as google doesnt offer support after 8-9PM

[tardy wasp]

Nope I’m a shitcunt with all Apple

[twin cargo]

🤔

[marsh dirge]

Same

I love Apple

[twin cargo]

i mean, when the grocery store at the corner of the street has better working hours than whole Google, you know something's fucked up

and i hate Apple tbh

[main plank]

I have a deep fear of aussie shop keepers

[twin cargo]

like, its a legalized scam

[tardy wasp]

My iPhone broke the other day when I pulled it out of its case

Time for Samsung galaxy

[twin cargo]

@tardy wasp thats a feature

[main plank]

I might get the S9 next year

[tardy wasp]

Or google pixel

I might get a pixel 3

[twin cargo]

like when iphones used to blend when u put em in ur pocket

[tardy wasp]

Hahaha

[twin cargo]

was a feature to have em taking less space

[tardy wasp]

Still do

[main plank]

Remember when iphone users put the phones in microwaves to charge them because of a 4chan prank

[shadow dawn]

Or when Samsung phones exploded @azure topaz

[tardy wasp]

Both mine and my dads 6s bent about 10 degrees

And we both had cases

[twin cargo]

i mean, i cant sort this google shit out even if i tried everything

but the Brit Army cant take down an amateur drone

[tardy wasp]

What is it anyway

[twin cargo]

so i dont feel that bad after all

[tardy wasp]

What’s the issue

[azure topaz]

why do you get me into this

[twin cargo]

basically it wont let me purchase anything

always giving the classical "transaction cannot be completed"

[tardy wasp]

Verification issue or just crashes

Hm

[twin cargo]

even if i was able to 2 days ago

i formatted it 4 times

tried on 3 diffo devices

[tardy wasp]

Oh wtf

[twin cargo]

emptied caches

[tardy wasp]

So your google account is just locked out?

[twin cargo]

still n ada

[shadow dawn]

Throw your phone down the toilet and it'll start working

Trust me it works

[twin cargo]

no i can log in, it just wont let me pay lol

google be like "we dont want $$$$"

R* should teach em i guess lol

micahtransaction mastahs

[tardy wasp]

Yeah I think your only solution there is to go to online support

Use a live chat tho

[twin cargo]

i did go to online support, cept both phone calls and live chat get shut down after 8PM or so

[tardy wasp]

Wtf

[twin cargo]

unless u are a big business manager with $$$$

then it is 24/7

[tardy wasp]

Are you at work during the other hours they’re on

[twin cargo]

nah i can try tomorrow, im just pissed tho cause this issue's been going on for couple days now

[shadow dawn]

Alright dudes going to run some black ops, be back later

[twin cargo]

play quake

join the manly side

let cod to kiddos

[tardy wasp]

The game or you’re gonna go kill some people

[twin cargo]

or TF2

Black Ops: American schools

[shadow dawn]

Both

[twin cargo]

👌

[narrow glacier]

so did anyone see the person in red dead media that posted a pic of their 1000 gold bars?

[fervent oracle]

@shadow dawn Watch the chat, an events gonna be posted soon

[tardy wasp]

Sniper Elite: School Shooters edition

[narrow glacier]

tryin real hard to get trolled

[shadow dawn]

Really

[fervent oracle]

Yep

[shadow dawn]

Of what @fervent oracle

[fervent oracle]

Something really cool

[main plank]

Who the fuck buys so many gold bars my dude

[shadow dawn]

Okay , sounds good thanks dude

[narrow glacier]

@main plank someone with more money than sense

[fervent oracle]

Np man

[main plank]

you can't do jackshit with them

[narrow glacier]

or who's time is worth more than the time it takes to invest in the game

[twin cargo]

or they just glitched them

[night cipher]

Yes you can

You can flex

[twin cargo]

it'd still take alot of time tho

[azure topaz]

._.

[main plank]

she was the same woman that said she would prefer that Rdo had an online subscription

and would happily pay 100 bucks per month to play

[twin cargo]

oh Woman

[narrow glacier]

you probably couldnt rank unlock all the attire and pamphlets with 1k bars

[twin cargo]

she purchased that gold for the Kitchen Sandwich DLC

ok i go now

[azure topaz]

not every wimmin is like that >.>

[twin cargo]

👁

[main plank]

lmao

[azure topaz]

i on the other hand got no money

[twin cargo]

i was just joking around lmfao

[tardy wasp]

Definitely couldn’t unlock all thst with gold

Shits way too expensive

[twin cargo]

i dont discriminate women and men

[narrow glacier]

@azure topaz well what do you make if not a sammich?

[twin cargo]

thats why i just keep killing both of them in RDO

regardless

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[azure topaz]

i make gud sammich

[narrow glacier]

i'll be the judge of that...

[twin cargo]

asian sandwiches

skinning dogs be like : 10 XP!

❤

[narrow glacier]

describe your sammich guillermo

[azure topaz]

[main plank]

how much is 970 gold bars?

[twin cargo]

i still dont get why we cant skin horses in RDR2

i used to do that in RDR1

was cool

u also lose honor now killing mounts

[tardy wasp]

Butter, ham, salami, jalapeño, salt, tomato, cheese

[twin cargo]

Buying golds
80% o f content is level locked anyway

[main plank]

is 970 gold bars like 80 bucks or something?

[twin cargo]

[main plank]

ha

[twin cargo]

no lol

its way more

[tardy wasp]

No

[main plank]

ah

[tardy wasp]

200 is like 150 AUD

[twin cargo]

its around 0,5 cents per bar

[main plank]

so 485 us dollars?

[twin cargo]

so she poued into gold something like 400 dollars if not 500

[tardy wasp]

1 gold bar = 25 in game dollars btw

[shadow dawn]

cod is the only game that pisses me off

[twin cargo]

theres not even enough content to spend all that gold yet

[main plank]

who the fuck pays more than 400 bucks for gold bars

my god

[tardy wasp]

That’s like buying 32 million GTA$

[main plank]

She must be those elitists that must have everything when it comes out

[narrow glacier]

on a game that doesn't even have a core player base established...

[twin cargo]

however, special mentin to that awesome outfit locked behind a totally normal wall of 19 gold bars and rank 92 required

u wanna skip the rank? 95 gold bars sir

👌

[shadow dawn]

there was one guy on here earlier that said he spends $100 on rd2 monthyl or something

[narrow glacier]

she'll probably move on when some dumb shit like anthem comes out.

[shadow dawn]

or plans too

[azure topaz]

i bought my clothes with gold

but with gold i earned

[twin cargo]

i dont have anything against people who shop in, their money their business

[tardy wasp]

They must earn like 90% from YouTube’s

Who just spend $500 a video

[main plank]

I think it was Dome and Ami saying that they would happily pay 100 to 200 dollars if Rdo had an online subscription

[azure topaz]

ok to my defense there arent any cute stuff to get >.<

[shadow dawn]

woah

[twin cargo]

RDR1 is still a way better game than RDR2O is for now tho

[tardy wasp]

There’s a golden horse

It’s kinda cute

[native ocean]

Im going to apologize now for a really dumb question, but how do we join the advertized possies?

[tardy wasp]

Ok not rally

[narrow glacier]

anybody who would pay 100 dollar subscription to a video game is a dumb fuck.

no way around that.

[tardy wasp]

Uh

[shadow dawn]

some people can afford too

[tardy wasp]

You paid $100 for the game