rdo-chat

[dense hollow]

@supple hare I gotta go pay rents, I’ll be back on in about 30

[supple hare]

gimp suit is actually in San Andreas

fr

bet

[marsh dirge]

I try to go for the 40-50 year old man look

[supple hare]

in rdo?

[marsh dirge]

Ya

[graceful shell]

Wonder what I should buy with my moneyz

[marsh dirge]

People have already got the next 15 gold bars?

[graceful shell]

I have 249.73 dollars

[main plank]

they should let us stay with the guns we get in show downs

[rocky anvil]

I think I got 30 gold bars in total

[main plank]

so we don't always respawn with crappy repeater

[supple hare]

you do get your weapons

in team shootout

most wanted

hostile territory

[main plank]

hostile territory?

It doesn't

[left onyx]

i hate that u have to use ur own ammo

[narrow glacier]

@graceful shell do you have your skill cards maxed?

if not do that. start with come back stronger or cold blooded. health regen is pretty powerful

@left onyx my dog. you have 10 fuckin grand. suck it up. you use your own ammo for everything

[rocky anvil]

What’s the best way to get tonics

[narrow glacier]

@rocky anvil craft them or loot enemies at hideouts and in missions

[left onyx]

@narrow glacier im stingy i won't even pay for fast travel

[narrow glacier]

also there are a few houses that spawn them guaranteed.

@left onyx i bet you still ride scrawny nag too ya fuckin stingy bitch

[dense hollow]

lol

[left onyx]

@narrow glacier That's one exception i will pay top dollar for best horse once i hit level 70

[supple hare]

there are several best horses

[left onyx]

i want speed

[supple hare]

so fox trotter

[left onyx]

since there a trick to never run out stanium

ya

[supple hare]

which coat

[left onyx]

haven't decide yet

[dense hollow]

yeah idk what trick that is

[left onyx]

good

[dense hollow]

might be because it doesn't exist

[red pagoda]

Hey guys

[left onyx]

there is some people know but once it out on youtube it will get patch im just using it until it get uploaded on youtube

[red pagoda]

Y'all know any good way to make some quick cash on RDO?

[dense hollow]

plenty of ways

go hunting

go fishing

go youtubing for an inflated version of those two things

[indigo oar]

kill people and take their pelts lol

[left onyx]

near blackwater fish for big fish 7.25 a piece

[red pagoda]

I'll consider the first two😅

Oh I see

That's a good haul

[dense hollow]

the blackwater run is great

[left onyx]

r be lazy and camp at butchers lol

[dense hollow]

but it only works if you're alone

as in no one in town for the most part

[red pagoda]

I prefer not killing ppl coz I wanna get the perks of high honor

😂

[dense hollow]

some reason activity affects the spawns

[red pagoda]

Here I was thinking joining random story missions was the best way

[dense hollow]

thats good for xp

pay out is still shit

even after changes

[indigo oar]

@red pagoda I got the Honorable and Dishonorable belt buckle in one day lol

[left onyx]

witch coat for horse is the best in game and what level u got to be?

[indigo oar]

its not hard to get your honor back up

[supple hare]

why worry about getting the best horse everyone wants and just go for a horse u think looks nice?

[dense hollow]

yeah tbh i found getting low honor to be harder lol

[supple hare]

unless you race 24/7

[indigo oar]

I dont think anyone even races in RDO

[narrow glacier]

low honor was easy once i started literally killing every man woman and horse i saw

throw dynamite in the water, burn down st denis with fire bottles...

[dense hollow]

man i have no chill in this game...

some guy came by on a horse while i was fishing

[narrow glacier]

cheeell man

[dense hollow]

instantly stopped and pulled my rifle

circled

waved

rode away

rifle was away when i couldn't see him anymore

[narrow glacier]

that's the way it be sometimes

[dense hollow]

fuck a wave

had some fuckboy try to kill me with my back turned too

passed him on the road

[narrow glacier]

if i ride by someone and they start on my trail they get shot in the face in about .2 seconds

[dense hollow]

he turned to follow

didn't think i had my camera on him the whole time

[rocky anvil]

You should be able to burn down houses

[dense hollow]

as soon as he pulled, he got capped in the head

[narrow glacier]

That happens to me so feckin much

[dense hollow]

fucking shitters

[supple hare]

yeah first thing id do is brun the churches

[dense hollow]

little cowards

[left onyx]

will they ever add legit horse races without guns?

[dense hollow]

i prefer campers

[indigo oar]

yeah if anyone pulls on me they get murdered over and over

[dense hollow]

i enjoy when i rage on someone that has a mic

[narrow glacier]

usually posse's of 2. i find high ground overlooking wide open spaces. the dakota river is a perfect spot. then i just kill their horses and leave them

[dense hollow]

cuz they start talking about how angry i am, while i camp them

no one told you to start something you can't finish bud

[indigo oar]

I like how they message you on xbox all pissed off after you kill them over and over. When they started the whole thing

[narrow glacier]

@dense hollow yeaaah. it's pretty hilarious when that happens.

[main plank]

show downs just make me mad

[supple hare]

yeah someguy blocked me because i kept joining his game over and over

he killed me once and dipped

and talked shit

how u gonna kill me n run then leave game

so i joined his sesh all day and then he blocked

lmao

[rocky anvil]

How do you join someone’s game

[supple hare]

go to profile

join session

[indigo oar]

cause they realize how shitty they are at the game@supple hare

[rocky anvil]

They don’t have to be your friend? Lol

[supple hare]

i got under his skin in message

because his tats are shitty

lmao

[dense hollow]

@supple hare lol that's gold

but that's how you gotta be

[supple hare]

johnnyyboi125 on xbl

haha

[dense hollow]

i promise anytime he sees you in a lobby he'll dip

[supple hare]

exp

[dense hollow]

lol^

[rocky anvil]

I tried killing some dudes the other day. Kept dying a bunch. It was still fun hehe

[supple hare]

killing real players gets u the most exp

25*

[dense hollow]

nah killing players is like 15-25

[main plank]

they should give exp for capturing a point

[supple hare]

plus headshotbadge

[dense hollow]

listen shitting on a shitter is a necessity

don't be a shitter

and you won't get shit on

[main plank]

show downs especially hostile territory gives me a fucking migraine

[dense hollow]

nah i'll fuck with you all day until you leave my lobby

[supple hare]

seems petty to keep killing someone who killed me first and ran?

where u from???

[dense hollow]

don't be an asshole and we have no problems

[supple hare]

no shit its a game

[indigo oar]

@dense hollow right

you start the shit I will defy finish it

[supple hare]

who got mad

[dense hollow]

it's not about being mad lol

[supple hare]

i made him mad

[dense hollow]

^

[main plank]

Is there any way to make it that I don't join those battle royale games anymore

[dense hollow]

no@main plank

dude

[vital compass]

large showdowns only

[dense hollow]

fun does not equal mad

[supple hare]

how was i mad joining his session and killing him over and over?

i was laughing

[torn yew]

It's not just that, when you are decent enough to kill off people easy enough, then you get a raging justice boner getting someone who "earned" it

[indigo oar]

@dusk laurel the game is pretty boring at the moment so I enjoy "shitting on the shitters"

[dense hollow]

tracking someone down across lobbies is just good form

[supple hare]

on top of getting around 30 exp a kill for killing him

[main plank]

Make it count is easily the shittiest mode there is in online

[supple hare]

make it count is fun

lmao

yea right

shit boring

[dense hollow]

nah most wanted isn't nearly as bad as the knife or arrow challenge

[woeful ridge]

Different horses for different courses

[dense hollow]

just the rewards still need an update

like if i wanted to

i should be able to completely avoid PvE

and make money and a good amount of gold by doing so

[torn yew]

I mean, i guess it's pathetic

[supple hare]

if you think sneaking around for 10mins is fun go for it

[woeful ridge]

Be nice to be able to jump into team death match

[torn yew]

i'm pretty sure it's pathetic to most people that i'm in a discord for a video game in the first place

[dense hollow]

my god some of the teams i get into are just ridiculous

reminds me of Overwatch

like how many times are you gona run straight to the point and die instantly before you get it?

[indigo oar]

haha

[supple hare]

i dont get why everyone doesnt use tomahawks in name your weapon

would be cool

[dense hollow]

knife all day

[supple hare]

also knife is 7

points

[indigo oar]

knifes only would be epic

[dense hollow]

thats the problem

shotguns are probably the best way to score in that mode

absolutely

[honest badge]

Harold

[supple hare]

sounds sexual

we hawked each other so hard

[honest badge]

@dense hollow is your name actually Harold

[woeful ridge]

Hawking is like scissoring except you do it in the air

[supple hare]

lmao

[honest badge]

What is hawkin go

[dense hollow]

@honest badge no lol

[main plank]

What's fun is people camping your spawns in show down

[indigo oar]

I made a mini game in GTA. It was called musket vs knifes. 8 people with knifes vs one person with a musket. Since the musket load so damn slow it was pretty intense having 8 people come at you while you try and reload

[supple hare]

blunderbuss needs to get added

[dense hollow]

see thats fun lol

AGREED

[honest badge]

@dense hollow you look like my friend's dad so I'm curious if you somehow are him

That is if you're a father 🤨🤨🤨

WHATS HAWKING @supple hare

[supple hare]

where two girls rub crotch in air

[indigo oar]

im a town drunk now awesome

[honest badge]

REEL answer pls

[supple hare]

agreed @dusk laurel

[dense hollow]

Lol I am not a father @honest badge

[supple hare]

could of been more options

[dense hollow]

I just have that forehead

[supple hare]

to add

[honest badge]

@dense hollow dadhead

[supple hare]

should of took place 1911

[woeful ridge]

Father forehead

[supple hare]

or 1910

maybe

idk

[indigo oar]

I think you meant foreskin @dense hollow lol

[honest badge]

HA

@dense hollowsince no one's answering me what is hawking

[dense hollow]

Haha

[narrow glacier]

@honest badge lmfao

[dense hollow]

Hawking is when you scissor but in the air

[narrow glacier]

there's an answer in chat already. just read it

[honest badge]

Bruh

[supple hare]

^

[narrow glacier]

hahahaha

[honest badge]

Idk where it's at fool @narrow glacier

@dusk laurelty

[dense hollow]

Lol

[supple hare]

if youre interested in more just look up docking

[honest badge]

[narrow glacier]

i like the midair scissoring better.

lets go with that

[honest badge]

Harhar

[narrow glacier]

@supple hare space docking friendo

or dutch rudder

[supple hare]

where u dock but in space?

lol

[honest badge]

Sounds gay tbhq

[narrow glacier]

@honest badge duh?

[supple hare]

hahaha

[narrow glacier]

@supple hare you dock in port silly man

[supple hare]

one has to have a push pop penis

[honest badge]

@narrow glacier sarcasm

[supple hare]

other one doesnt

[narrow glacier]

@supple hare i'll be the push pop

[supple hare]

goood because i cant be

[narrow glacier]

lemme just scoop out the lint first

[wise quiver]

Need people for showdown ps4

[supple hare]

nice anime pic @wise quiver

[narrow glacier]

@wise quiver NOT NOW! CANT YOU SEE WE'RE MAKING IMPORTANT ARRANGEMENTS!

[wise quiver]

Do not make me end you, again. @supple hare

[supple hare]

again

[narrow glacier]

@honest badge sarcasm doesn't translate on the internet. you know this...

[supple hare]

when did u originally end me

[wise quiver]

Yesterday

[woeful ridge]

1899

[narrow glacier]

@wise quiver who's that american football cosplayer?

[honest badge]

@narrow glacier tru, my b

[supple hare]

lmao

[narrow glacier]

is that kalvin cappuchino?

sp?

[supple hare]

u got mike vic as ur pfp

u must hate dogs

[stuck igloo]

Anyone on ps4 looking to link up?

[narrow glacier]

@stuck igloo STAHP

[wise quiver]

That is an illustration of Kareem hunt. If you had even an ounce of athleticism in your body, maybe you could recognize him.

[main plank]

why the fuck don't I keep my guns

the other team starts with bolt action rifles

[supple hare]

so with that logic, if you dont watch or play football, youre not athletic

i watch real men sport like mma

[indigo oar]

@wise quiver how is watching the chiefs play on TV while eating Cheetos considered athleticism

[supple hare]

not sports where u grab balls

[indigo oar]

@dusk laurel haha

[wise quiver]

I was an all conference free safety. I watch plenty of MMA I bet you only watch the McGregor fights.

[supple hare]

i play as a native character in rdo @dusk laurel

[night cipher]

[supple hare]

im not into mcgregor

[tulip hornet]

I have to kill u sorry bud @woeful ridge

[supple hare]

kill me first

[woeful ridge]

Bye was nice knowing you all

[wise quiver]

I will send you to the reservation

[supple hare]

its not racist if u say no homo

[indigo oar]

@wise quiver no i like to watch Caitlyn Jenner run marathons

[night cipher]

[distant narwhal]

"Hey why can't i buy lures with gold in the catalogue??"

[narrow glacier]

@wise quiver i don't spend my time dick riding athletes so no i don't have an "ounce of athleticism" in my body. or like in your case, a foot of athleticism down your throat..

[wise quiver]

Breaking Bad was overrated

[woeful ridge]

Big with Tom hanks is good though

[supple hare]

EthanWombat Today at 2:41 AM "hey guys ive been looking for someones who is gonna play rdr2 online with me and to do methods and exploits and stuff with please if intrested private message me on discord im level 28 right next to level 29 and ive done most money making methods and have made thousands with them some including the birds in st denis and the 3 cougar spots at tumbleweed and the fish at black water and the deer fish method and the upper montana river i am pretty good with all the guns my favourite beening the varmit rifle and my accurasy is pretty good ive also farm the panther and snakes witch in my opion were not great farms soo yea private message me if you wanna play sometime"

hit him up guys

[night cipher]

Contender for best run on sentence of 2018

[woeful ridge]

So sweet

[indigo oar]

@wise quiver breaking bad isnt for 10 year old boys

[narrow glacier]

i dont give a fuck about this dude's witch opion.

why are you showing us this?

[marsh dirge]

Punctuation exists FYI

[dense hollow]

Why are we so aggressive? What did I miss?

[supple hare]

fuck off

[distant narwhal]

wow

[dense hollow]

GASP

Lol

[night cipher]

[supple hare]

lol

[narrow glacier]

owwww

[supple hare]

@dense hollow u on?

[wise quiver]

Me and my 11 year old son hated it @indigo oar

[dense hollow]

Bout to be

Walking home now

[supple hare]

rdo has been stoping me from beating my meat for days

[honest badge]

Bill sound mad

[dense hollow]

@dusk laurel you’re*

[tulip hornet]

Im level 73 right now @supple hare

[wise quiver]

You're* @dusk laurel

[supple hare]

bet!

[indigo oar]

@wise quiver see you proved my point

[night cipher]

Your are're @dusk laurel

[distant narwhal]

@dusk laurel you're

[dense hollow]

@tulip hornet what the fuck have you been doing!!

[supple hare]

need to get harold on this new grind

[dense hollow]

Word

[honest badge]

I tried finding the cougar outside St Denis
.why it no work

[dense hollow]

I’ll be on in 10

[narrow glacier]

there's always a new grind...

@honest badge is this more sarcasm?

[dense hollow]

@honest badge because there are no cougars in Le Moyne

[supple hare]

s/o spaceghostpurrp

[honest badge]

Panther

Whatever the thing was

@dense hollow

[supple hare]

hey i am 2

[dense hollow]

Only for you @dusk laurel papi

[distant narwhal]

@dusk laurel giey*

[narrow glacier]

is there supposed to be some guaranteed spawn like the cougar in tumbleweed? @honest badge

[supple hare]

big has a big dick

[distant narwhal]

yos

[honest badge]

@narrow glacier supposedly. Twas what I was told. Couldn't find it though

[dense hollow]

Supposed to be but it’s a trash run

Even if you did guarantee the spawn it’s garbage

[wise quiver]

You are a role playing weeb @dusk laurel

[narrow glacier]

the cougar run in tumbleweed is decent.

[honest badge]

So @dense hollow what up with this cougar business in tumbleweed?

[supple hare]

big gay al

[honest badge]

@narrow glacier

[dense hollow]

Yea almost as good as the Blackwater

[wise quiver]

Homophobic

[dense hollow]

Two spawns north of Tumbleweed. Check YouTube for a vid

[honest badge]

Kk ty

[supple hare]

me and big have gay sex bumpin brandy - i wanna be down

[dense hollow]

Alright enough with the “gay” shit (this is a warning)

[distant narwhal]

@narrow glacier Hey why cant i buy lures with gold?

[honest badge]

Got they asses

[wise quiver]

Admin please ban this troll

[narrow glacier]

w8... 2 spawns??@dense hollow

[patent gazelle]

1978#0849 was muted

[honest badge]

Yootoob

[distant narwhal]

lol

[narrow glacier]

@distant narwhal which lure are you trying to buy? i have them all unlocked so i'm not sure why

[dense hollow]

Yea there are two

[wise quiver]

Thank you

[honest badge]

Gotttttttttem

[supple hare]

lmaooooo

[distant narwhal]

i cant buy any of them..

[narrow glacier]

@dense hollow shut the front door...

i hate youtube... ffs

@distant narwhal have you tried pulling the left trigger to buy it with rank gold

[distant narwhal]

yes

[narrow glacier]

hmmm. i bought the regular lake lure with a gold bar, but that was it.

not sure if it has changed in the last few weeks or not.

[supple hare]

ppl at saloons on piano play xmas songs

[distant narwhal]

for real

[supple hare]

ye

[honest badge]

I haven't heard anything

[supple hare]

if u guys think its gonna snow everyone ur wrong

would be dumb

[honest badge]

Y

[supple hare]

snow in a swamp and desert

rlly

[honest badge]

Who said it would snow there?

[dense hollow]

@supple hare i'll be on in a minute

[supple hare]

everyone thinks they will add snow

for xmas

like gtao

[honest badge]

Prob just in the heartlands

New Hanover

[dense hollow]

tnh would be cool

[supple hare]

now that would make sense

[dense hollow]

for a blizzard to roll in

not in new austin

[supple hare]

oh yeah!

and have the top of map

[dense hollow]

yeah

[honest badge]

Yeah I'm thinking that's what they would do it they even added snow for the holiday season

[supple hare]

like really bad

blizzard

[dense hollow]

like the tutorial

[supple hare]

yep

[dense hollow]

and have snow in the rest of the areas north of west elizabeth

[supple hare]

but new austin and leymond shouldnt get

[honest badge]

I'd go and purposely role play my death up in that bliz

[dense hollow]

up to heartlands

[supple hare]

would make sense everywhere else

[honest badge]

Big yes

[dense hollow]

well save lemoyne

[supple hare]

oh thats how u spell

always forget

[honest badge]

LEMOYYYYYNE

YNNEL!

ynnel

[supple hare]

level 95 it takes 6000 exp to lvl

[distant narwhal]

how tf do i wear a bandana on my face

[dense hollow]

same way you do in story mode?

[distant narwhal]

it doesnt work lol

[dense hollow]

then you might have a bug

[distant narwhal]

yeah

[dense hollow]

i know @tulip hornet had that issue

try logging out and back in again or swapping bandanas

i know i had that issue wit hthe red one but not the black

[narrow glacier]

@supple hare how do you know this? i thought you were level 46??

[dense hollow]

lol

[narrow glacier]

what the heeeeelllll

[supple hare]

im 50 now

[dense hollow]

@narrow glacier rip is almost 100 now, he's also a liar lol

[supple hare]

so i know a lot

[narrow glacier]

just what in the sheeeat?

[supple hare]

how am i almost 100

yeah right

[distant narwhal]

im 14 lvl hahah

[narrow glacier]

i don't like all this misdirection

starts firing pistol into peoples stomachs

[distant narwhal]

gets hit

[narrow glacier]

i need ANSWERS!

[frozen oak]

So the Christmas update is just Christmas Music in the saloons?

I NEED ANSWERS!!

[supple hare]

idk they might add more

[frozen oak]

lmao

[narrow glacier]

@frozen oak and it nerfed all the cougar spawns and fishing...

[dense hollow]

@supple hare dont take that

[frozen oak]

[dense hollow]

jumpn into yours

[narrow glacier]

perfect buck carcass is now worth 8 dollars

[supple hare]

oh my notifactions off on xb

wonder what u ment

didnt see

[dense hollow]

bleh i think your lobby is full

[supple hare]

nah im not in one rn

bout to be

[dense hollow]

it is goin DOWN in blackwater right now

[supple hare]

ppl are making santa outfits

[distant narwhal]

reverend beard is hella sexy

[supple hare]

the red sleep suit thing

[narrow glacier]

@supple hare i saw that on reddit 😦

[supple hare]

with grey beard and hair

ya

[narrow glacier]

he's checkin his list

[distant narwhal]

@supple hare Yeah saw it

[supple hare]

i cant dress up as anything xmas

my character is native

i need warpaint in game

asap

[narrow glacier]

so can anyone confirm if i can still join a posse when i have an xbl enforcement action?

[supple hare]

not sure

maybe try ti

it*

[narrow glacier]

it would but i am not usually on when other people from the discord are on. i plan to be, but a newborn changes that plan frequently

i would*

[dense hollow]

lol thank god

Beam me up Scotty!

got me outa dodge

[supple hare]

nice, wish i had some pussy good enough to not pull out in

[narrow glacier]

hahahaha

[dense hollow]

psh do what i did

find a nice IUD you can take home to mom

[supple hare]

haha

[narrow glacier]

just do heat therapy on your balls.

[supple hare]

my girl left me

before online dropped

[dense hollow]

i aint fuckin with my balls dude

you're crazy lol

[narrow glacier]

renders your cummies immobile

temporary sterility

that's how i caught my last bitch cheatin

[supple hare]

she got preg?

[narrow glacier]

aye

[supple hare]

yes?

[narrow glacier]

yes

[supple hare]

damn

[narrow glacier]

i even waited for a paternity test.

[main plank]

fucking auto lock is bs

[narrow glacier]

but this was like 6 years ago. best thing to ever happen to me really

[dense hollow]

@supple hare join the posse when you're ready

[supple hare]

so u played along?

[dense hollow]

@narrow glacier llol damn that's rough

[narrow glacier]

@supple hare yeah. didn't have much of a choice. i was in the navy and if i had just kicked her to the curb they would have run my nuts through the ringer and made me pay her half of everything regardless of whether the kid was mine.

so i waited, proved it wasn't mine and got out for nothin

[dense hollow]

@supple hare you look dope AF in that outfit

[marsh dirge]

Wtf

Oops wrong chat

[narrow glacier]

O

good timing tho

[marsh dirge]

Sorry too many chats 😂

[pale scarab]

Lel

[marsh dirge]

@marsh dirge sup

Hey

I’m the head of the police department

[faint storm]

https://www.basketballworkouttips.com/wp-content/uploads/Stephen-Curry-shooting-form-2.jpg

[marsh dirge]

I arrest people who kill fisherman

Lol

[night cipher]

Lies, Pinkerton

[marsh dirge]

[honest badge]

I wish :ass: was a thing

[main plank]

Ass

[wise quiver]

Figures that you can not satisfy a women. @narrow glacier

[marsh dirge]

Wish we had belts

For ur pants

[main plank]

Chasity belt

[marsh dirge]

Jesus

[main plank]

what

it's a belt

[marsh dirge]

Tickle my radish

[pale scarab]

Wish I could steal ur pants

[marsh dirge]

👀

Took some new pics of Dusty and I

Wearing my new swag I got today

[rare minnow]

Which set is this? @marsh dirge

Wheew do we fish muskie btw?

[pulsar siren]

I Made so much money from fishing

[marsh swan]

I make a lot of money from hunting huron plumes

1.80 per plume

Plus there common in the bayou

[narrow glacier]

Ohmyfucking shit. I just want a fucking cheeseburger from mickey d's! but every single geriatric fuck in my town is out on the road. Literally 300 yards from my work to mc d's too.

[honest badge]

5 bucks per cauterized ballsack from other players

@narrow glacier I feel this. My city is overrun with olds most of the year

[narrow glacier]

@honest badge i would rather collect shrivled foreskins

[rare minnow]

@narrow glacierdam dude sounds like that one epi of south park

[honest badge]

My town THRIVES on snowbirds

[narrow glacier]

@honest badge so many fucking olds. I was trying to back out of my parking spot. Old, stopped in the middle of the street going thru her purse.

[honest badge]

T H R I V E S

SOILED IT

[rare minnow]

Wow youve named them that? Lol

[honest badge]

I've always called olds, olds.

Simplistic

[rare minnow]

I call them elderly people

[honest badge]

Do we live in the same place or WHAT Billy

[narrow glacier]

@honest badgefuck snowbirds. They are people that live i northeen states because cost of living is dirt cheap. Then they live in a pimp ass rv down south in the winter

[marsh dirge]

@narrow glacier u wanna do some missions?

[narrow glacier]

They are all decrepit old pieces of fucking shit.

[honest badge]

Well the olds here are entitled and rich so

@narrow glacier @narrow glacier @narrow glacier

[supple hare]

why cant i add my console to my profile

i got the soulja gamefuze

[narrow glacier]

@honest badgeidk. Do you have a mcdonalds that has the finest blonde in existence?

[supple hare]

whats ur fav micky d menu item

[marsh dirge]

I posted new pics in the media channel

[honest badge]

@narrow glacier I go to TBell way more than McDonald so I wouldn't be sure

[supple hare]

same tbh

chalupa box ftw

[honest badge]

I'll starve. Drunk. At night if only McDonald's is open.

[narrow glacier]

Doritos locos tacos

[supple hare]

i only really like the mcgriddle from micky ds

[honest badge]

I only like their bacon egg and cheese bagel lmao

[narrow glacier]

My favorite mickey ds is whatever seems like it wont induce vomitting at the time.

[supple hare]

fries from there are way overrated

[honest badge]

I wanna meet this fine ass blonde

[supple hare]

burger king steak fries underrated

shit mad good

[narrow glacier]

@honest badgedawg. Im happily married but holeeeeeeee shit

[honest badge]

@narrow glacier let's meet up and you can introduce me to her

@supple hare big agree

[narrow glacier]

You can just tell. The tight grey shirt and black slacks leave very little to the imagination.

[supple hare]

dude have u guys ahd the taco bell fries

boi

[honest badge]

Yeah boi

Underrated

[marsh dirge]

Ew

[honest badge]

Bye fish

[supple hare]

shit good as fuck

[narrow glacier]

Lmfao

[marsh dirge]

I’d rather have McDonald’s fries

Way better

[supple hare]

L

[honest badge]

Pass

Next

[main plank]

that epic moment when a pinkerton one shots you in the head

[honest badge]

F

[narrow glacier]

Mc ds are like 1 in 10 chance of being aight...

[supple hare]

u leave them out for a month and they fries still look the same

lmaooo

[honest badge]

Y e a r s even

[supple hare]

how does it not rot

[narrow glacier]

Preserved by the sorrow of the workers who made them

[honest badge]

Preservatives

[supple hare]

move your couch thats been in the same spot for years

[honest badge]

Also what billiam said

[supple hare]

find a small fry

looks new

lmao

[honest badge]

Eats it

Profit

[supple hare]

must be from icky ds hmmmm

[marsh dirge]

the big fish eat the little ones not my problem give me some

[supple hare]

if u want some good fries might as well go to chickfila

or arbys

some shit

[honest badge]

Nah

[marsh dirge]

Ugh my sound bugged out

[honest badge]

Chick-fil-A only has good sammies

[marsh dirge]

damn it the chicken sounds nice

[honest badge]

several people are typing

[marsh dirge]

Imma get McDonald’s tonight prolly

[honest badge]

Dont

[marsh dirge]

gimme the chicken

[rocky anvil]

hey. if you could rubber band still. would yall do it?

[marsh dirge]

20 pc McNugget

Small fries

[supple hare]

lmao

[honest badge]

Next

N E X T

[rocky anvil]

mcrib is back by the way 😄

[marsh dirge]

That’s what I said to her mum

[honest badge]

Gross

[marsh dirge]

L U M B A G O

[honest badge]

Hotel?
Lumbago

[marsh dirge]

Yes

the best hotel around

but don't cry uncle

when you get to hotel lumbago

I need red dead brothels

[pulsar siren]

Do pre order people get something online

[narrow glacier]

where are we? i went to the john for 5 seconds..

[marsh dirge]

Yer mums house

We are on the great plains roaming with the bison.

[supple hare]

why doesnt anyone role play as revolver characters

at least strange man is redemption 1

[marsh dirge]

I was born in black water

[supple hare]

ima be shadow wolf tomorrow, reinvent myself

[marsh dirge]

I have lumbago

I remember Red Dead Revolver I need to play it.

At least you are not saying "uncle."

[supple hare]

red, red harlow! what are doing with my pots and pans!

[marsh dirge]

Red Dead Redemption

[supple hare]

red dead erection tho

wonder if that dropped yet

trailer was epic

[marsh dirge]

Won’t let me join my friends game

[supple hare]

leviticus cornhole gives arthur tubonerculosis

[honest badge]

Reed deed redeemption

[supple hare]

in red dead erection

[honest badge]

Haha boner

[supple hare]

ill link u guys in media off topic

[honest badge]

I dead ass thought you were kidding

[narrow glacier]

i'm at work. i caint!

[marsh dirge]

Get off work

[narrow glacier]

it doesn't work that way.

i'm a wage slave

[rocky anvil]

quit your job 😄

[marsh dirge]

1899 wage slave

[supple hare]

if you guys wanna check out the rde trailer head to #general-media

[pulsar siren]

Idk if I'm dumb but I can't find my wardrobe at camp

[honest badge]

By bed

[narrow glacier]

its your tent. or teepee or the 7 sticks that dumb fuck cripps puts up

[honest badge]

@pulsar siren

[muted cairn]

What's yalls favorite way to level up

I haven't had as much problems with the economy as I hear

Maybe just been cheap with my beta participation rewards

And haven't leveled up far

[honest badge]

Eating ass

Jk

Hunting

[narrow glacier]

@honest badge bahahaha

[muted cairn]

That levels you down

[narrow glacier]

false...

[muted cairn]

True

[honest badge]

w h a t...

[muted cairn]

Lol

[honest badge]

Lmao

[narrow glacier]

that must be why im level 0...

[muted cairn]

Are you always limited to stowing 1 animal?

[honest badge]

One animal carcass

[muted cairn]

Your reputation is consistent @narrow glacier

[honest badge]

Or big animal pelt

[muted cairn]

The tied up shit

Alright

[honest badge]

I haven't hit a pelt limit but I'm sure there is

I wish you could stow more birds/rodents to the sides of your horse. Like at minimum 2 per side.

[marsh dirge]

I wish had a flannel coat

[narrow glacier]

@muted cairn i didn't realize i had a reputation.. clearly im moving up in the world

[muted cairn]

Check your username

Lol

[honest badge]

@marsh dirge so far only flannel shirts

Long sleeve or not

@marsh dirge

[narrow glacier]

Lol. do i at least gain some levels for that?

[main plank]

varmit rifle users are pieces of shit

change my mind

[pulsar siren]

Made a really cool outfit at level 8

[honest badge]

Agree
Only use it when I'm being griefed

[pulsar siren]

Wkw

[honest badge]

That or lancaster

[narrow glacier]

@main plank you have a massive dome that you wave around in the air like you just dont care

[main plank]

the lag completely ruins the game for me

I give a guy two sawed off shotgun shots to the torso

and he just snaps his entire body and headshots me

[narrow glacier]

snapping your whole body sounds painful. i feel bad for that guy

[rocky anvil]

that's just how online games are

[marsh dirge]

lancasters are more fuckin fair than a varmint rifle @honest badge

[honest badge]

Agrees

[marsh dirge]

all things considered with the VR having no recoil

[honest badge]

I'm always ashamed when I get a kill with a varmint knowing they'll see it

So I heavily limit use

[marsh dirge]

i only use it when someone heavily annoys me

like after a while if someone dont fuck off after the first few times i killed them, ill chase them down and grind them further in the dirt

[honest badge]

Same @marsh dirge

I never let someone kill me for absolutely no reason go unpunished

I gotta get em like 5 times afterwards

[dense hollow]

[shell stirrup]

[main plank]

they should have more open fielded team shootouts

I hate the Saint Denis map

[narrow glacier]

but it's not the civil war...

or the revolutionary war.

[honest badge]

It can be

Let people have fun Three Dick William

[main plank]

what

I'm just saying a more open field could be great for team shootouts

[honest badge]

I agree rolf

[main plank]

I hate spawning in such close spaces in Saint denis

and later dying 2 minutes in

[rocky anvil]

the match only lasts a few minutes

[narrow glacier]

over here @shell stirrup

[shell stirrup]

I know right

[rocky anvil]

what's the point of an open field?

[viral hemlock]

Is the black arabian worth it???

[narrow glacier]

yeah. i don't understand the open field thing.

unless you just mean just something with less buildings?

[shell stirrup]

Being in the open field will keep you very open in a field

Sorry I was just trying to help

[rocky anvil]

oh so he wants to die in 2 seconds

[narrow glacier]

i would much rather have buildings and cover than to get my boothole smeshed every 2 seconds

[honest badge]

@viral hemlock no lol my friend has it and we basically run the same speed and I use the free red Chestnut arabian

He smesh

[rocky anvil]

maybe he thinks using cover is cheating lol

[shell stirrup]

Using cover is griefing

According to most people

[honest badge]

Ppl that use cover and before their fingernail is even visible and your head gets POPPED

[shell stirrup]

Sorry these jokes are bad it's just people were really talking about griefing all day

[supple hare]

[viral hemlock]

@honest badge 😂

[rocky anvil]

dynamite should be able to kill people behind cover lol

[honest badge]

@rocky anvil it does if you throw it right

I've seent it

[shell stirrup]

It doesn't?

I got hit with dynamite it blew me all the hell

[rocky anvil]

a fence shouldn't stop it

[honest badge]

I think he means like if they're hiding behind a wooden fence it should blow it to shit

[rocky anvil]

also doors

[main plank]

I wish they had a mode where it was the same as team shootout but everyone is armored

Similar to the one in GTA

[honest badge]

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

[marsh dirge]

Fuck tall tress honestly

[honest badge]

Git gud

[marsh dirge]

nah, more like git a better map

[honest badge]

Eat my ass

[supple hare]

haaha

[main plank]

I like tall trees more than Saint Denis and the fort ap

[supple hare]

get ur msg deleted

[marsh dirge]

lmao

[honest badge]

gottem

[rocky anvil]

saint denis is nice

[marsh dirge]

someones sensitive over their precious tall trees shithole

[honest badge]

Saint DENNIS is a slum

[main plank]

what

Who said I was sensitive

[marsh dirge]

not you

[honest badge]

@marsh dirge whoumst? Im indifferent I'm just bored at work

[marsh dirge]

i meant rip

[supple hare]

wtf u talking about

[honest badge]

Oh haha goooootttteeeemmmm

[supple hare]

i didnt say anything about tall trees

[main plank]

oh

[marsh dirge]

I hate how the bandana auto changes ur shirt collar

I can’t have it opened and have a bandana

[honest badge]

I don't even have a bandana equipped anymore

[marsh dirge]

nah the second i mentioned one thing about tall trees being full of VR and tomahawking little bitches you deleted it rather quickly

[supple hare]

im not a mod dumbass

i cant delete

[marsh dirge]

welp

thems the brakes then

I changed my jacket and hat again

[supple hare]

lmao

thems the brakes then

[main plank]

the way she goes

[marsh dirge]

lel

This jacket was $82

[main plank]

Supreme

[narrow glacier]

oooooh what did i miss. i had a customer.

[main plank]

God came here

[marsh dirge]

I wish there was a red checkered version of my grey everymans jacket

[main plank]

and he ur ghei lel

[marsh dirge]

I want to match Dusty’s hair

[narrow glacier]

ohfohfohfohf

[marsh dirge]

He has rose black hair

can you even get rose black hair on your dude?

havent checked

[supple hare]

maybe

try checking barber

might be a color similar

[marsh dirge]

ight

[narrow glacier]

Dusty Rhodes?

[supple hare]

goldust?

[narrow glacier]

rikishi?

[marsh dirge]

Ya fox trotter is definitely smaller than black chestnut

[narrow glacier]

@marsh dirge u lookin for a UNIT?

[marsh dirge]

Like at least a 1 foot taller

[supple hare]

i love the size of my brindle

[marsh dirge]

I love big horses

[narrow glacier]

oh my fuck. im listening to some old fart talk about his L U M B A G O

[honest badge]

n u t

[marsh dirge]

Imma get the tiger bay mustang and adrennes soon

[supple hare]

nice, fav brown horse

im getting that over arabian

[narrow glacier]

@marsh dirge tiger bay mustang is not worth IMO

[supple hare]

it sucks but i like nice looking horses over stats

[narrow glacier]

it doesn't do anything better than the turkoman or MFT

[supple hare]

plus

i have panther saddle

will boost its stats

[marsh dirge]

none of the mustangs are really worth it

unless you want high stam

Tiger bay was an awesome horse in campaign

[supple hare]

oh

youre getting the bay?

[marsh dirge]

Ya

[supple hare]

im getting the tiger striped

[ivory turret]

anyone want to run mercer a bit?

[marsh dirge]

Same thing

I’m running strangers with my friend

[supple hare]

whats the correct named? because ik one is bay

[marsh dirge]

Lmao I got rewarded 5000 wtf

[supple hare]

wtf lmao

[left onyx]

how lol

[marsh dirge]

Deadass I have 6.3K now

5000 what

$

No u weren’t

@supple hare what level r u now

[left onyx]

i have almost 11k i need more money

[ivory turret]

what were you rewarded for lol

[honest badge]

Nah

[supple hare]

92

hbu

[honest badge]

@marsh dirge bullshit

[marsh dirge]

Nothing just says “you have been granted 5000$’’ black screen

Want a pic of it

[honest badge]

Yea

[left onyx]

ya

[honest badge]

I hope when I get home I get a random 5k

[ivory turret]

with todays newspaper

and your cell phone showing the date

😛

[left onyx]

lmao

[marsh dirge]

I need a red off hand holster

[left onyx]

who reads a real newspaper these days?

[honest badge]

[supple hare]

me

cuz im gay

[honest badge]

Old

Gpa

[supple hare]

im 66

irl

[left onyx]

i just use twitter lol

[ivory turret]

i bought one 2 days ago and the lady said "you know thats yesterdays right" and i said, " i dont care im using it for wrapping paper"

[honest badge]

@marsh dirgewhere it at doe

[viral hemlock]

I'm still on MySpace

[honest badge]

Lies

@viral hemlock

[marsh dirge]

Im still on windows 98 on AOL

[honest badge]

Loser

I'm still on Atari playing Pong

[left onyx]

myspace got LUMBAGO

[muted cairn]

waiting for proof

[honest badge]

@marsh dirge why you offer pic then ghost

[marsh dirge]

nerd

im out in my cave doin cave paintinfs

[viral hemlock]

I'm still on my tomagachi

[marsh dirge]

paintings

[muted cairn]

hopefully to upload the pic

[left onyx]

i think he vanshied lol

[muted cairn]

he varnished

[honest badge]

R* offed him for outing a secret

[viral hemlock]

What levels u guys?

[left onyx]

69

[honest badge]

25

[viral hemlock]

73

[honest badge]

Lame

[ivory turret]

31

[honest badge]

[viral hemlock]

Not bad

[honest badge]

@marsh dirge fraud head lookin ahh

[narrow glacier]

44

[supple hare]

u get 5000 if u played the alpha im p sure

[honest badge]

When was that available lmao

[narrow glacier]

@muted cairn what are we varnishing?

[supple hare]

couple days ago

[narrow glacier]

want to do some antiquing?

[viral hemlock]

Alpha?

[honest badge]

I've played everyday since release . How was this not an option

[main plank]

guys

[honest badge]

@supple hare I've seen no news on that and if tru why he ghost

[main plank]

what should I put on my steak

before cooking it

just normal salt and pepper

[honest badge]

Ass flakes

[main plank]

I'm too lazy to go to general

[viral hemlock]

I'm moving to Tahiti

[main plank]

I think I might put just salt and pepper

[honest badge]

Sounds about white

[viral hemlock]

@honest badge he's trolling

[main plank]

I'm deadass serious

[honest badge]

Sounds
About
White

[night cipher]

[narrow glacier]

@main plank dawg. put some salt and pepper

[main plank]

Yeh that's what I'm planning

[narrow glacier]

O

[main plank]

I might put some rosemary in the pan

while it's cooking

with some butter

and garlic

[narrow glacier]

ye ye

stuff some garlic cloves up in that bitch

grill some mushrooms and onions to top it with..

yum yum yum

[main plank]

my grill broke

[narrow glacier]

F

[main plank]

I might just cook onions in a pan

[narrow glacier]

i wish. maybe they would sell to the butcher from camp...

lookin at you cripps

[main plank]

I might do a vc

when I'm cooking

[narrow glacier]

@main plank if i have time i usually do a salt and pepper rub with some er erl

about 30 minutes before cooking

[main plank]

er erl?

[narrow glacier]

yeah... erl...

[honest badge]

ER ERL

lmao what

[narrow glacier]

ya know... vegetable erll? quit playin y'all

canola erll

[main plank]

oh oil

[narrow glacier]

olive erll

[honest badge]

HAH

[main plank]

putting oil on the steak before cooking?

never done that

[honest badge]

so what's ER oil

[narrow glacier]

if you have to ask you can't afford it.

[honest badge]

Prob not. I'm broke

[narrow glacier]

nvm.. im thnking about the pork roast i marinate. lel. i just made it last night is why

[honest badge]

Alright billiam

[narrow glacier]

i do a pretty standard marinade for my steaks. but you can't ever go wrong with salt and peper

[main plank]

I wonder if worcestershire works good with steaks

[honest badge]

Uhhh

Yes

[narrow glacier]

oh fuck yesss

[main plank]

I might put a some drops on each side

I dunno

[narrow glacier]

soy, worcestershire, garlic powder, onion, olive oil, lemon juice or vinegar

[main plank]

Aight i'm doing salt&pepper with worcestershire sauce

and some onions

and butter

[supple hare]

rolf, do you like rolf as a character a lot?

[viral hemlock]

Y'all making me hungry

[main plank]

with twigs of rosemary

[honest badge]

Same

[main plank]

Yes Rip

[honest badge]

Making a burger now

[main plank]

Because I am Rolf

[narrow glacier]

@main plank do you resemble rolf in game?

[main plank]

yes

[viral hemlock]

@supple hare u copied me

[main plank]

Because I am Rolf

[supple hare]

copied what?

[main plank]

what happened to Xur

[narrow glacier]

@viral hemlock no.. his name is rip like "rip a fart"

[supple hare]

and you should check out this show, from the creators of ed edd and eddy @main plank

[honest badge]

@supple hare lmao

[supple hare]

its about rolfs family

[viral hemlock]

Xur sucks now 😢

[narrow glacier]

well destiny sucks.. soooo

[viral hemlock]

True

D1 was awesome. D2 💩

[supple hare]

only d2 i play is dark souls 2 and diablo 2

[viral hemlock]

Dark souls would give me a heart attack

[narrow glacier]

dark souls is only an anxiety attack waiting to happen on the first playthrough.

after that it's pretty cake