#rdo-chat
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i live in the forest
My fucking area sucks and won't get FiOS or Comcast out here.
but i got unlimited
Fucking cheap ass county.
usually ppl who got satellite live in the middle of nowhere
So does the buckle glitch work

haha im glad
I wanted it to be content
dont want everyone having expensive shit
But got hit by a 'NO MORE GOLD FOR U'
I should have done it more
True 
I live in Virginia. In a small town.
TAKE ME HOME MOUNTAIN ROADS
On the outskirts. Literally buttfuck nowhere.
Damn
Update patch notes:
``Red Dead Online Beta General / Miscellaneous – PS4, Xbox One
General stability improvements
Fixed the issue where players removing an injured horse from the stables without healing it would result in the Scrawny Nag appearing when whistling for their horse
Fixed an issue where players could not exit the house in the Mission ‘Love and Honor’
Fixed an issue where players would be unable to load beyond 90% in the Red Dead Online beta unless they entered Story mode first
Fixed an issue where players could become stuck at a black screen after a Posse leader quit the lobby in the mission ‘Love and Honor’
Fixed an issue where players could crash to the Xbox Home screen when resuming from a suspended state after connecting to Xbox Live services
Fixed an issue where players could be kicked from Rockstar game services with error 0x99395004 after completing part 2 of the mission ‘Honor Among Horse Thieves’
``
I got 0,60
Was almost at 0,80
I don't see anything about the gold
Lmao
then fuckin dooo it
They don't call out exploit fixes
i was able to buy the level 91 bison jacket, sombrero, gold out a gun and buy 2 horses with gold
and some more small shit
For them its like 'What, there are no exploits'
So it does work
How much gold did you get up to? @supple hare
Nope
yea it works perfect
Try it 
making billions right nowe
Dirty exploiter you
prob gonna buy another horse
I got like 3
They took so long to fix that
I don't like wearing suits
whoever thought having more than 2 teams in team games was a good idea needs to be fired
Real cowboys didn't wear suits
Nah you wanna go pantsless and wear chaps 
Is that possible
dupe my horse and sell
need that
ive seen gold and exp glitches
where tf is the money glitch
i need that shit
What glitches still work
none
will be a new one soon im sure
Fuck levels I need gold
lol
fatty
the barely glitch thru one bandana
@supple harewhat u tryin to do
only the one u wear full face
I heard u wus thicc
Does the bandana do anything online
it glitches thru your nose
Look good
lol
ill cum in ur nose
mmm
i wish bathing was online, and we reacted to each other
Thats not heterosexual
There was this paraplegic chick at work and she had some phat tits
ill suck your dick partner

Waterfall fishing still works?
And you could pay other player to give you a deluxe bath

beisdes like harold and biosoga
PS4 = boss, tho I got an xbox too, haven't touched it in months
i have both but got it on xb1
F
haha maybe not
Xbox
Stop saying that horrible word
Ok ill make grimshaw fan fics
Yes
man fuck fornite, rdo needs crossplay
I'll tell your parents about your perverse fantasies
my mom already knows i like girls with no pulse

@marsh dirge likes grimshaw porn
yeah what a gilf lover

May the lord smite him down
anyone wanna just get drunk and kos with me in free roam?
I mean
im like seth in the moonlight
Susan was purdy
Too late for me 
I will invite you guys to my prestigous posse, the lumbega diegos
yea i spelt it wrong here, iu been drinkin
Mexican version of lumbago, have some respect
im lvl 46, gonna test out my anti headshot hat

There's an anti headshot hat?
Like getting past tear gas?

Anti headshot hat
yea lvl 46 passive

Lumbega (noun) - Form of lumbago contracted in New Austin. God rest the soul of anyone infected
Well xp is op
I'll be running in Dispatch Rider giving headshots, not getting any
i feel like in showdowsn itll be hard to keep going but free roam all day lol
Imagine double money in showdown
nice you turned blue
I want gold
You could potentially get 100 dollars each round
Imagine being able to make a living without pvp
@shell stirrup did you just really say blue
anybody want to grind the last mission??
It is a blue
yellow is alot of talking
3 more lvls and i'm.. still purple 
youre only 22, thats a lot of talking to get 25
dark blue from yellow is like 27k of exp
After yellow is another yellow?
i gotta hit 30 this cowboy shit gay
after yellow is a darker blue
yep its nice
Ah, awesome
We're not picky about colors @marsh dirge

Hell, some kinds of blue are green for me 
when did u get deputy, just noticed bio
More like some green are blue for you
dirty bitch
today
That too
Did they patch anything except the bug fixes
u honky
Are there any patch notes
ill patch ur note
i think its in the pin'd messages the update
bio who made u deputy
Its expensive but the stats suuuck
i was asked by the staff
Wizard staff
lol
Update patch notes: Red Dead Online Beta General / Miscellaneous – PS4, Xbox One
General stability improvements
Fixed the issue where players removing an injured horse from the stables without healing it would result in the Scrawny Nag appearing when whistling for their horse
Fixed an issue where players could not exit the house in the Mission ‘Love and Honor’
Fixed an issue where players would be unable to load beyond 90% in the Red Dead Online beta unless they entered Story mode first
Fixed an issue where players could become stuck at a black screen after a Posse leader quit the lobby in the mission ‘Love and Honor’
Fixed an issue where players could crash to the Xbox Home screen when resuming from a suspended state after connecting to Xbox Live services
Fixed an issue where players could be kicked from Rockstar game services with error 0x99395004 after completing part 2 of the mission ‘Honor Among Horse Thieves’
Patchnotes
there it is
man
Probably the foundations of some extra content within this
yeah hidden
They just need to put it IN
your good ideas always leads to anal
How do we unlock dunce hat
be a bad sport
oh...i want the dunce hat. where is it
gtao
I really want to get it since it can't fall off you can use that passive and never be headshot
Be a libtard?
lol
what is a libtard
Hmm
Isn't that offensive to retards?
oh shit here we go
haha
Anti gun,thinks there are more than 2 genders, belives illegals deserve equal rights
pew pew
subject change
how is everyones sex life?
Why should we change subject, he has feelings too
My buttocks hurt
I like fish
i like turtles
and pikachu
Its the pinkerton
damn. i'm always late to the party.
sucks I can't keep up with the discord at work -_-
Go wolk
this channel's been going all day
I’ll take Micah transactions
Does it ever really stop
ill do u all day
hot
sheeeeiiit. i'm counted out. waiting for the top of the hour so I can Z out and hit the door
I’ll ride mah horse
Just escape through a window
No windows. i work for the gubmint
its funny how if u join anyones session in rdo u spawn right by them
dont do that if you are on the 5th floor though
Whats a gubmint
ah, Flush yourself with the secret toilet rollercoaster
since when the fuck did rumbanana get rank 3
FBI needs your location @sage quiver
he was like blue 2 days ago
In the MIB headquarters
i hardly talk since rdo is out, be 2 busy grindin
I grind during the day, talk during the night 
Reversed for me
well, not so much grind as mess around
I grind 24/7

Its the pinkerton
I hate pinkertons
@marsh dirge you can grind grimshaw
So has the gold glitch been patched
Yea
gg

L U M B A G O
Lumgay
gg allin
I got L U M B A G O
Lumif you want a bag thats. 10 cents please
lmao
i wanna play as micah.

hopefully we get radio stations when we get on horse next update
Makes sense
fr
I want K-Rose as a radio station
yall herd arthur sing yet? he does that sometimes when you riding slow
Are we going to be able to buy wagons Sooon ?
I wanna play as lumbago
i want radio x
But that never gonna happen
so i can hear alice in chains

Can someone post the video of Arthur screaming lenny on a mountian
we can have our character sing songs while we ride. that'd be nice
I just wanna enjoy countrymusic on K-Rose while hobbling on ma horsey
ew whats that sign
But they don’t have voices do they?
They have grunts
Our characters are mute because for some reason all our characters are disabled
let us have instruments so we can sit around the fire and jam
remember that song about amous and a gator @sage quiver
They got LUMBAGO
on krose
Lol yea
Yep
Instruments would be cool
please baby please come home
LOUISIANA BAYOU
LEEENNNNNNNYYYYYY
Ima go listen to K-Rose on youtube now
fever 105 vice city
The commercials also are funny af
gta honestly put me on a lot of genres and artists as a kid
Yeah
thankful for that
Amen
white wedding slap!
Slap me
im into that
YEA, HERE COMES EAMUS !!
Ur excused
K
fish police are you having fun today 😃
wow

Stuck with it
Define unerring
So have lumbago too?
Lol
L U M B A G O
the world needs more triple a rated a games
Yeah
what happened to rated a
It’s too rare
sucks places wont sell
well im pretty sure ps4 and xb1 doesnt allow adult rating
they would make a killing teaming psvr with pornhub
lmao imagine that, kids buying porn games
and let r* make
what dude
thats prob the excuse not to put on console
is there porn in red dead online
nah
Slightly...
There's a modeled penis from the wolf-man 
And the paintings from Charles Chateney
i was a few penis's in the game
they need rated a games so what if kids buy and start pulling the turtle early
You were a few penis's in game ? 
dantes inferno got dick in it
i was a bag of them
and its rated m
not a few
I want a chain of dicks around my horses neck
LMAO
calm down there poncho
1 step forward and 2 steps back
oh ya i remember that song
funny i didnt know what u meant until i reread in her voice
smh
2 much sa
I'm just listening to the K-Rose playlist 
youre my rose, k?
on pc?
Yea
SA;MP program
Roleplay server lol
I once owned a gang on the biggest one, but it went to shit 
doesnt everything
Eventually
Horrible thing, but on the best timing
I deleted gta 
I'm not redownloading it for a fake shitty nissan
Probably gonna cost another 75 mil
I had a lot but I spend a shitload
I still got my modded account
Bought cars & upgrades for millions & then blasted it without insurance for fun lol
I stopped playing a while ago, 2 accounts both 300+
nice i usually come back for like a week
every update
def need that 350z in my jdm garage
xp grind? @supple hare
I used to do that but the last one I just stopped, needed something new
yeah ill be on soon
if u can wait
i was pissed last update
i really only play for cars
not military / futuristic bs
The jetpack & stuff was nice, but I don't need most of those extreme things
Ima get the car in rdo so I can flex at 4 mph
Lol yea, they tried to go for the 'realistic' approach
While there's bikes flying over your head
I wish spawning at camp was an option or something when joining the online sever
That would be pretty handy
Why it's useledd
yeh that would be nice
Useless
Cooking
U can do that in every town
And get your head blown off
yeh but it aint safe in my places
Make it safe
i shot at some dudes today and they ran away and one just sat on his horse waving at me. felt bad when i dynamited him
i wish they would fight back instead of tryin to be peaceful 😐
U get used to it
I sometimes try to be friendly & wave, someone waves back & my friend pulls out a gun & blasts him to death
i don't like it when they try to be peaceful 😐
I go after little kids to make em rage n quit the game
yeh. i go after anyone talking on mic
Geez there’s a new Xp glitch
Noice
proof
are you level 99 yet lol
Why the parents buy them rdr2 idk
Some people are fglitching themselves into this house
In saint denis
Giving them invulnerability
i walked into gamestores in elemetary and bought gta3
To all dmg
no mom

That's illegal
so what
Criminal scum
stop right there
Posted video
I'm getting the law!
In the other channel
hand over ur stolen goods
For nee glitch
Wtaf is that rainbow border I swear every clickbait ytber uses it I thought it was a mrboss vid
And Photoshop
@marsh dirge Thanks for the vid, gonna try that tomorrow
i didnt think id need another person to do the posse outfit glitch
damn it all to hell
You don't want it on your face
Nose and lip glitch
Go to your camp, probably?
Oof
only bandana that glitches on my face is the one that covers your whole face
rest dont
whats the posse outfit glitch
did they patch the naked glitch
Join a persistent posse, go to wardrobe, make leader change clothes to style, save outfit
thats it
was varmint rifle nerfed (for pvp use) ?
idk havent tried
lmk if u find out tho, would like to know
@night cipher and what does that do
lets you have clothes for free.
oh clothes u dont own?
p much
does it save in your wardrobe?
Im just trying to get the leather duster
outfit saves, but you dont actually own it
rip what level you at
60
dang!
hbu
43
not bad good job
anyone know any knifing spots where you can just farm knife executions against cops?
only the reg bandana
um
i can
pretty sure ive used every bandana on face
ill check when i get on in like 5 mins
ok when i get on
which one is trimmed
i like using the one thats like a face mask
not really a bandana but is called bandana
ill let u know in a min
how do you equip the regular bananda that costs $20?
i bought it, can never equip it. just not there
weapon wheel
I’m wardrobes
*online mode
weapon wheel puts it on face
i know for sure ive put 4 bandanas on my face
only 4 right?
dunno just can't get it to work rn
ill show when i get on game
U can’t wear a necktie and bandana at same time
Which is sad
I did 2 ranks an hour ago
surprised people are still going hard... I've ran out of stuff to do
level up
I’m trying to fish
that's pretty boring without incentive
what level u get 2
25
lol
Gimme ur fish and I won’t arrest u
level up to do what?
buy shit
i wanna hunt down fish police lol
when u start playing again everyone will be 50 plus
yeah i have a necktie. i guess thats what it is
and you wont even have most base game content
yeah probably lol
lol
i must of cought the dragon
im saving all my money for the inevitable update that will have new things to grind for
i think things like heists are probably a bit far off
i never spent money on shark cards, i always grinded, exploited or glitched
ppl must be lazy or dumb that buy them
Or rich
$100 isn't a lot of money to spend on a hobby
but if u got it spend it
better than grinding away for 100 hours or whatever
there just isn't anything worth buying right now
drugs
how many hours of unfun grinding to get 8mil
Anyone have a good bootleg site for 310 to Yuma I'm going fishing
rather grind for some hours than drop 100 bucks
the reason i got the game in the first place
to p l a y
That's why u get a modded account
most people think grinding away at missions for hours is gay and unfun
that is true
guess im the 0.01%
yeh. theres all kinda folks i guess heh
i like grinding on games
i dont mind grinding as long as there's a good reward system/things to do
ofc
i used to grind diablo 2 real hard. loved it. could play for hours trying to get elusive set
imagine grinding for fortnite dances
I hate grinding i like content
diablo 2 is the best pc game all time imo
strong agree
building a beast sorc and testing it outside camp
yep
in pvp
Anyone know why eagle eye often cancels itself out if u use it while fishing ?
game was so awesome lol
i loved the trade system too
yeah everything was perf
the community made their own values on things. was perfectly done
100%
i tried d3. wasn't the same. i loved elder scrolls online too. very well done game
i like d3 for what it is
reminds me of fallout 4
good game on it its own
but when compared to the past games
doesnt live up
farming cows until 20
or 25
forgot
then do ancients
where is the dude who wanted to know about bandana
@faint copper
gathered bandana is on my face rn
want me to test trimmed?
Anyone know why eagle eye often cancels itself out if u use it while fishing ?
no clue man
hi
I like to use it when reeling in to check if the right fish is going for the bait
But more often than not it won’t let me
hmm never used it while reeling in. i'll check later. i'm at the point where i only fish or hunt small game/birds. no pelts that go on horse. not worth the risk of losing it

Yo what's a good bootleg site
Meatspin
@sage quiverthx
is horse insurance worth it?
Lol nah
Yes it is
every time i read this you guys are talking about porn lol
I looked up meatspin without the .com and its porn
Naah

I just go to bing and set the length to 20 minutes
Lmfao, they shan't find my external HD
I got a 500 gb external hard drive...its full
of porn
yall crazy
You prude
Bdsm ssbbw Midget porn
you are going to go blind
I love me some phat bitches
thought i'd try RDO again. there a way to go passive or something? spawned in, killed like 10 times in a row by complete randoms I can't even hit without a white hitmarker with the repeater
Theres 2 types of men, those who say they watch porn, and liars
hell yeah i beat my shit
No passive 
@crude geyser try going to other locations of the map. that normally changes servers too
that's the reason i stopped playing in the first place, getting murdered within seconds of spawning in.. but i'll give it a shot
just keep changing servers till you are left alone
I yeet my meat and repeat
and dont shoot ppl first
No shoot firsy
lol
If you spawn in New Austin, usually the other part of the map is rather empty
If u get the first shot u got a better chance of killing em
welp back to killing cops
back to killing real players
i like riding into town. get everyone shooting at eachother then leave
i get 20exp for killing real players
Where my fat bitch slayers at
are you finding anyway to fit fat bitch in the statement
lmao
Who deleted it
i did
Rude
that wasnt nice
Fuck being nice
do you want a warning
Spank me daddy
thats more like it
you can use the "posse up" thing when you load up a game
usually they won't kill you right away lol
i keep seeing banana and not bandana
just got my leather duster 
porn
Huh
i just came back to this channel and the first thing i see is porn
what's everyones favorite horse been in the rank 20 range? i'm almost at 20. I believe I get a few unlocked at 21
they're only like $150
what are yall getting? ill probably get a turkoman
Foxtrotter
i got a thoroughbred already.
no reason to not buy one. can make that back quickly. it's a boost from the one you get at the very start
Im using the free race horse until i get a fox trotter
from ult edition?
Yeah bc I got bread like that
haha. i only bought special edition. so i'm still riding around on my 2 stam 2 health horse. sad.
Lel
lol
lawmen ai is so stupid
I used red Arabian until I was high enough for foxtrotter
what level you at
100
dang!!!
Level 41
Man those special lures
$20 a pop
I got everything I want at 31 money means nothing
It's just horses and stable stuff is way too high lvl locked
Not really much else after 30
Express ammo at 31
Turns the cattlemans into serious guns
Same damage as the model 3 but with better reload and fire rate
Isn't scholfield better no matter what ammo you use
Nope
When both have express the only thing the model 3 has is range
But if u using a pistol u don't need range
patches
Getting rid of all the money makers
Theres two other cougar spawns per reddit and no idea where ha
Man
Dope music
is dope
Also
If there are any confident in their pvp skills, we're looking for more to play with
Only 3-4 of us atm
PS4
No team game lost
Anyone looking to join a permanent crew with high honor, please dm me. We are not looking to form a quick posse, but rather a small group of people who work well and have fun
Want me to join posse?
Then some guys invited me for missions
Hey fish
I’m on Xbox, and low level, because I “earned cash” first
Yeag no
True, but I didn’t know that lol
I make 700 an hour easy
Hunting?
Those things seem to take forever to reel in
Not in this spot
It’s pretty narrow so you can lure them in far before they bite
Unless you're doing that character reset method
I made 700/hour for the one hour I used my treasure maps
Try it sometime :,)
Loooool
Lol?
Sure brah
Easy
You're lying
It takes 7 minutes for 1 game to finish
Just win the lottery every day easy millions / hour
I got fast conection
Max around $50 per game
Back to back winning
@tropic roost is fishing don't take the bait
40×8
You can play 6 games in an hour
I know lol
Yeahan
Look at my last reply
Yeah man*
At lowest
xD
Deez nuts are free for all
Soo very close to 700
If u do good
I do
Hey 700 is pretty close to 1000
Some people suck at pvp
Let's call it 1000
^
Im bad ass
It’s uploading
Thanks
Fishing sucks ass
To da tube
I kill kill kill
Auto aim pvp sucks ass
😘
Add me ill show you how to fix
Okay
Nah I’m grinding deez sturgeonz till I hit $1k
Wait
Im way past 1k
Are you PS4?
Also, screenshot your total money earned
And only 1600 to spend o. What i want
Show your general stats page
Share with us
Right now lol
I will
Add me
I let my gf and roomate play but i make 500-700 an hour when its just me
xxBADxOGxKARMAxx psn
I play about 12 am to 4 am mostly and its 9npm for me rn
Screenshot
I had lile 5.0 kd lol at least
General stats
When i was 11
Idk my freinds lower my shit
But im better than what it says it is
I can 1v1 and prove
No problem
Pic of map for fish spot
Im not selfish so my stats are down
For the impatient :p
It’s in between the 4 markers
Ah that's near where I fished
@marsh dirge for stergeon
I see but i cant
How many can you put on your horse tho just 2?
Yes sturgeonz
Just add me i will show mine
Its next to the boot inBlack water
You carry one, yes?
I just fish right opposite butcher
In hands?
Its okay but not best
2 max
You cam ride the second horse
And you can’t ride it if you carry by hand
And whistle yours
That’s true
Yeah 3 max but not worth it
But I was thinking I could up it to 3/run
Just basicly 2
Which would be insane
You on psn????





