#general-media
open plume
viscid torrent
ilunga
open plume
ilunga
viscid torrent
JJJ
amber smelt
toxic merlin
fallow stone
narrow vapor
Uh
toxic merlin
Uh
bronze bison
Uh
magic vapor
Uh
near eagle
burh
stiff fulcrum
lol he put undead nightmare in the title for the views
it's just a halloween event
bronze bison
I cant find the post anywhere on the forums but I saw Seth, like an actual model and including like 72 lines worth of dialogue
it was SO WEIRD 
seeing him NOT like how he looks in RDR1
bronze bison
Its in VideoTech on twitter btw ^
sand mulch
near eagle
sharp
narrow bay
twin yacht
@sand mulch is that yours?
edgy heart
Damm this posse isn’t lackin
toxic merlin
Lol
wheat wraith
Arthur Monkey
near eagle
blursed
cerulean vortex
buoyant tangle
narrow vapor
You really want it don't you
buoyant tangle
narrow vapor
You're beautiful
buoyant tangle
🥁 🥁 💥
narrow vapor
Nah don't worry man, you rock!
obtuse heath
Dwayne the Rock Johnson
buoyant tangle
Why the hell are you rock hard on camera wtf?
scenic flint
Dwayne Johnson’s brother
vital peak
@lapis ferry
lapis ferry
vital peak
buoyant tangle
Guarma snipers are awful in that town
They are like the invisible snipers that have 100% accuracy if you try to get into New Austin as Arthur
latent oxide
My first big one
buoyant tangle
cosmic mural
Only if you watch me do it
buoyant tangle
Uh oh
cosmic mural
buoyant tangle
I am out of this chat
tiny isle
I’m out
lapis ferry
Damn you merked them @past plover
obtuse heath
tf marshal
winter nimbus
cosmic mural
Awwwww
past plover
@lapis ferry They started it
toxic merlin
past plover
Has paws
toxic merlin
owo
past plover
I was in the zone or something cuz that's not normal lol
I usually abuse gunslingers choice.
open plume
cosmic mural
Well jokes on you this is a 20k user server
@green ether Self advertisements are not allowed, unless they are RDR related. If they are RDR related, then post them at #community-content
bronze bison
And I never understood that bc it never pings
velvet swallow
people who post that gif just prove that they fall for the most simple jokes on the net.
plucky barn
buoyant tangle
cerulean vortex
charred axle
Meat
buoyant tangle
cosmic mural
When I saw this I lost my shit
buoyant tangle
I am losing my shit now
sand mulch
sand mulch
sand mulch
median wing
Hell yeah!
tiny isle
congrats
sand mulch
stable anchor
Amplified Minecraft World
mapped out
wanted to try something out before bed... turned out better than expected
sand mulch
Gt
visual canyon
yes 🗿
elder shuttle
Me and my friend were drowning NPS with a canoe and we saw this
cerulean vortex
glacial crane
where did you get that lol
stiff fulcrum
on r/reddeadfashion
glacial crane
ah
looks like we've only got a vest, few hats and coats left
god damn
I was secretly hoping for a Saint Denis style dress
stiff fulcrum
that vest looks interesting tho
stiff fulcrum
ye, that hat with jewelry on it seems to be cool
glacial crane
the coats look meh
velvet swallow
one of them looks like the morning tail coat
might be a simple version of it or it may come back as a limited stock item
stiff fulcrum
i think that is the actual morning tail coat
vital peak
Yep
cloud gale
This is in armadillo
sand mulch
stable plover
cobalt ore
New gun
velvet swallow
@grim pier it may be a simple form of dark humour but it is still dark humour which is not allowed.
grim pier
my bad
spiral musk
tiny isle
@cosmic mural you
narrow vapor
Guuzzzlle
tiny isle
You aren’t meant to admit that
Holy shit another pin in this channel
God damn, never thought I’d see the day
cosmic mural
Bad bitch confession 101
toxic merlin
white magnet
lapis ferry
If anyone has any information leading to the location of this penguin it would be much appreciated.
narrow vapor
Behind you
sand mulch
regal lotus
@cobalt ore what gun is that
near eagle
nice
toxic merlin
OMG
cerulean vortex
toxic merlin
That mug looks dope
cerulean vortex
I will not share this mug with my wife
cosmic mural
I'm going to give the mug to my niece
near eagle
wholesome
wide wyvern
narrow vapor
HRH
glacial crane
literally the same nose
wide wyvern
the same FAVE
formal forge
wide wyvern
FACE
glacial crane
yeah
formal forge
jack van der linde
scenic flint
glacial crane
Jack van der Linde sounds bad
thats why John and Abigail should've never named the kis
kid
open plume
narrow vapor
YES
slim pecan
charred axle
Lmaooo
wide wyvern
nooooo
buoyant tangle
narrow vapor
Noooooo
buoyant tangle
Mfw my younger relative damages something expensive in my home
sacred kiln
Imagine waking up in his swamp and someone sends a picture of him and he’s standing over you saying what are you doing in my swamp
grim pier
sand mulch
toxic merlin
ember quarry
buoyant tangle
WH-
stable anchor
Its 1898 and it's high time we got a new mini game for rdr2
buoyant tangle
ANGEL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
stable anchor
buoyant tangle
Teehee Virginius
twin yacht
Ah yes, the gamer table.
stable anchor
We need this lol as the first player to player money exchange. 100 dollar betting limit
open plume
tall thicket
This... so, in other words... Snakes on a plane?
timid brook
indeed.
ocean ferry
what we really need in RDR2 https://youtu.be/h9kQtd4_WcU
toxic merlin
cosmic mural
cosmic mural
@livid birch Don't post memes that are offensive again.
livid birch
How is it offensive?
livid birch
ok
cosmic mural
So please don't do that again
halcyon crypt
cosmic mural
Never Without One Tier 4
buoyant tangle
RDO in 2 years
grim pier
stable anchor
It works
Soo cheap considering how big it was when I was building on ark
5 by 5 per space
Gonna be huge...
And not out of wood
ember quarry
Woooowww
I hope it goes well!!!!
ember quarry
bronze bison
Never Without One Tier 4
@ MarshalGhost#0649
Thatd jus be the beaver head tbh
cosmic mural
True
scenic flint
scenic flint
cloud gale
Thats fucking wack
scenic flint
Oof
cloud gale
^
scenic flint
Grinding or glitching idk
scenic flint
Raising the stonks
buoyant tangle
Honestly anyone with 200+ gold surprises me
scenic flint
Idk remember dude
teal matrix
no i dont sry
scenic flint
I can't even stay in a server for less than a millisecond
open plume
Do yer daily’s get the gold
buoyant tangle
I would love another role with gold payout
teal matrix
oh
buoyant tangle
I know but daily's are meh with payout
I want something fun to do to get gold
And bounty hunting got old for me
teal matrix
bounty?
open plume
I had close to 270 before the update
teal matrix
oh
buoyant tangle
I might get the bounty wagon and try to solo the Owlhoot Family...
open plume
30 day streaks and maps
scenic flint
I wonder what's the world record for fastest disconnect in RDO
teal matrix
one time i disconnected while loading
cloud gale
only 1 time?
open plume
I just think the fact that the gun it knocks you down if you are crouched
scenic flint
They called me a mad man
open plume
I was just looking for a reason to use it
scenic flint
Roger Clark wants to give you boah's some jellybeans
slim pecan
I swear, photo mode is the best
scenic flint
Horse
crisp drum
Rockstar when you releasing balogna in the slacks?!
scenic flint
I'm bored
scenic flint
Wow dude Resident Evil 2 runs greats on the One X
Accidently kicked my dog in the nose when I was going to the bathroom
bronze bison
Jeebus ouch
scenic flint
Home Depot
tiny isle
@topaz violet
topaz violet
tiny isle
bronze bison
everyday
vital peak
My friends cat!! It’s so cute
narrow vapor
Meow
near eagle
doesn't look real tbh
vital peak
Well it’s because it’s so cute!!
narrow bay
@buoyant tangle You don't need the wagon for Owlhoot. A centrally located one is provided.
subtle flume
velvet swallow
thats about one shot away from breaking
cloud gale
the horse is almost dead
open plume
I wanna see Gorilla Gators
cosmic mural
open plume
It's glorious
cosmic mural
Nope
near eagle
nice
feral charm
i think its the rocks
the rock carvings
not 100% sure
you will find them by roaming around
buoyant tangle
Oh and the other one might be hunting requests
That can start in the Van Horn Depot
buoyant tangle
eternal quest
Why in dead eye this bounty emiting some kind of particles that we see in herbs and collectible. i tried looting him but there is no option to loot
eternal quest
and in screenshot its not showing
The orange stuff coming off of a bounty target?
@buoyant tangle yes
buoyant tangle
Yeah that is totally normal
It is just there so you can track them easier
No collectibles or whatever
eternal quest
not orange its yellow and fireflies like
vital galleon
Isn't usually red for enemy?
vital galleon
Yeah normal
buoyant tangle
^
vital galleon
He's important.
eternal quest
i thought i was missing something... thank btw
narrow vapor
Hunting requests?
Wait a second
One of them is hunting requests not sure about the other
open plume
hmm
narrow vapor
Wait one moment and I will tell you
open plume
alright, thanks
narrow vapor
Legendary fish
narrow vapor
You have to meet Jeremy gills at flat iron lake
open plume
ofc
stiff fulcrum
what chapter is it
fiery ridge
3
fiery ridge
whats the point of doing the story when you could go fishing or hunting
also where is jack
and what am I suppose to do with the companion thing
anyone?
open plume
there you have your answer
fiery ridge
I praised him and pet him like 50 times
narrow vapor
Your not supposed to do anything with it
open plume
^
fiery ridge
then whats the point
narrow vapor
They're the camp dog
open plume
whats the point of dogs in real life then?
open plume
idea: beign able to bring a dog hunting with you
narrow vapor
That would be fun
open plume
cain or rufus
open plume
Yeah. I believe we should be able to interact with the dogs more.
Like play fetch or somethin
cosmic mural
@open plume
narrow vapor
Oh my
toxic merlin
Is that a machine gun revolver 
narrow vapor
Marshal how did you know this exists
open plume
saw that photo as well looking it up
its not real its a meme reddit post
@cosmic mural
open plume
lol
toxic merlin
It was actually cake
oak dew
It could be rely powerful, but use repeater ammo and have miserable agility for a pistol
open plume
cosmic mural
What the double action revolver in RDR1 feels like
oak dew
Its hily probable that a 4 barrel pistol is a bad idea, sice besides the fact that it existed a bit before this game seting, it could be to powerfull and exotic for a self loading pistol like gun (the same way they did whit the volcanic pistol)
oak dew
Is read dead redemption worth the money for a GTA V owner?
narrow vapor
I'd say so
scenic flint
Killer Bean Forever for Red Dead
open plume
scenic flint
Beautiful
oak dew
I rely tinck that my gun ideas would ruin this game
scenic flint
Oof
oak dew
How hard is to make a gun have a completly diferent reload animation depending on a certain upgrade in videogames?
narrow vapor
Like what
oak dew
Reloading a tompson 1920 box mag or reloading a drum in the same gun for example.
You move the drum sideways to reload it
Wile the box mag is verticaly
scenic flint
toxic merlin
Damnit
narrow vapor
Oh come on
scenic flint
D'OH
narrow vapor
We got Homer'd good...
narrow vapor
That makes no gramatical sense
twin yacht
New favorite way to waste time.
twin yacht
NERRRD
crisp drum
Nicely done. Thats a pretty high percentage for a trophy like that. How long?
scenic flint
NEEEEERD
scenic flint
cosmic mural
crisp drum
Forbidden spongebob meme ive seen too many of those that usually start with uh... Incest lol
scenic flint
crisp drum
Terry crews is power
scenic flint
Funny story
crisp drum
Just shuts you up with titty flex
scenic flint
Terry Crews was the reason why I used Old Spice back in the day
crisp drum
They know how to reach an audience thats for sure.
scenic flint
I was that audience
crisp drum
Same.
crisp drum
I know ive seen some of these but not all of them. Good stuff
scenic flint
They're like top tier memes
crisp drum
Yeah i cant really think of any other commercials to top them.
crisp drum
Zany to the max.
scenic flint
There's bologna in my sacks
twin yacht
Translational TL;DR: "Downloading and installing countless packs to optimize your game experience.
This sure will take long.
scenic flint
FUCK
I thought it was sacks
Thanks for correcting me
What got deleted?
I wasn't looking
crisp drum
I wanted you to fix it without me lol
scenic flint
Oh
crisp drum
Feels bad to correct Yakko
scenic flint
I'm the star of a classic cartoon and I don't know the actual lyric
crisp drum
Ever play the snes game?
scenic flint
No
scenic flint
YES
The reboot is coming in November
Me and the boys about to wreak havoc in November
fickle prairie
crisp drum
Nice!
Thats good news i didnt know too. Hulu for the win. So many jokes i never understood as a kid.
scenic flint
Cool how the Animaniacs reboot comes out the month after season 2 of the Mandalorian comes out
Thank god that they finished production on both shows before quarantine
It feels like Doom and Animal Crossing again
crisp drum
Yes
cosmic mural
crisp drum
I had to look it up after he mentioned it. Happening for sure
scenic flint
Idk for sure but I do know is that the original VA's are returning
crisp drum
I would really doubt they screw it up with 3d. But who knows nowadays
scenic flint
I know I said this already but it's really cool how it comes out the month after Mandalorian Season 2
crisp drum
They already have a second season ready for 2021 if you google it too.
scenic flint
Can't wait to hear "HELLLLLLO Nurse" again
scenic flint
Dot: Boys
crisp drum
You got me on that one i didnt remember that. Exactly what she says.
scenic flint
I hope Pinky and the Brain come back
scenic flint
Mindy?
crisp drum
Ye
scenic flint
Ok I love you buh bye
crisp drum
Buh bye
tiny isle
@twin yacht have fun with that lmao
twin yacht
I paused it for now because I couldn't run RDO alongside it.
crisp drum
Yeah. When I babysat youngins for a long time i could only get a few episodes in before boredom.
twin yacht
Every time I pressed A it opened a support page. 
tiny isle
crisp drum
Kinda shitty they put such a great potential game behind a download system like that.
scenic flint
Ding dong music
queen hare
crisp drum
I also didnt remember the wheel ever. Wheel of morality.
scenic flint
Tell us the lesson that we should learn
crisp drum
When i watched it most recently the wheel was at the end of every episode. I guess i missed it
queen hare
scenic flint
crisp drum
They were great points always and stuck with the show i just dont know how i missed it as a kid.
scenic flint
I remember the first time I saw Animaniacs
It was when they played the movie on Cartoon Network
crisp drum
Oof. That one i dont know. Earliest i remembered was probably pinky and the brain.
That ones easy to stick. Rats.
scenic flint
Gee Brain what do you want to do tonight?
scenic flint
It was the world
crisp drum
Second guessing yourself is always bad.
scenic flint
Oof
winged rose
ive just heard about the poki drama
and now have been dragged into
and i am so confused and pissed off
scenic flint
I don't really give a shit about that crap
crisp drum
Idek what that is. Google to the rescue
winged rose
she got into massive arguments on twitter, talk down videos that showed negativity on her and other shit
crisp drum
First thing to pop up was theyre mad she has a bf. Im guessing its the streamer? Why does that even matter to anybody
winged rose
ive been pulled into it because i was a friend with Imane and was at an argument she had in a call like 4 months ago
i straight up told her i cant be in this drama and just left everything to do with it
gotta say some people have some creative death threats ngl
but thats how the internet works i guess
scenic flint
I'd rather stay away from that if I were you because it's just not healthy
crisp drum
If you cant be dragged in it no reason to be upset
scenic flint
I'm really sorry that you got dragged into this bullshit
winged rose
ill probably have nothing to do with it saturday because i never really did anything
scenic flint
Idk what to say but try to stay off of it because hanging out with people who thrive off of drama is just not healthy for you
And we can all agree that YouTube drama is fucking stupid
winged rose
agreed
crisp drum
Death threats will always be there for stupid reasons. I wouldnt ever worry about that. Especially for someone popular. And like yakko is saying aslong as you distance yourself it shouldnt effect you.
scenic flint
Yeah
scenic flint
After I distanced myself from YouTube drama, I have never felt happier and more alive
winged rose
ima just change my settings and block notifications just so i can sleep
winged rose
thanks.
scenic flint
This year, I learned that watching people who just thrive off of YouTube drama is just not it and it just mentally exhausts you
crisp drum
I cant even begin to understand why anybody would care about a youtuber. But thats just me.
scenic flint
Money obviously
crisp drum
Why did doc get banned is as far as i go.
scenic flint
Tbh, I didn't really care about the Dr Disrespect shit when it happened because I don't really watch streams anymore
Controversial opinion: Leafy is a dirty cum stain that won't go away
crisp drum
Thats totally fair. The only reason i mention it is curiousity. Not bevause i actually care. It didnt seem right
winged rose
He only came back for money, hate and attention
scenic flint
He should've used that money that he got before he left to get surgery for his non existent chin
crisp drum
Did idubbz do a leafy thing?
winged rose
who goes for 2 years and just comes back out of nowhere...Apart from my dad. And bruce banner.
crisp drum
Thats the only way id remember his name. I feel like he did.
scenic flint
Tbh I forgot that he existed before he came back
And it just boggles me that people like him again after he was exposed for being a trash human being
Like he has not changed at all since 2016
He's still the same annoying unfunny prick that we knew before we drew him off the site
open plume
who
scenic flint
Anyways, let's talk about happier things
Don't worry about
But I will tell you that we were talking about that chinless fuck Leafy
crisp drum
He has no chin. If you didnt know.
scenic flint
We all know
cosmic mural
scenic flint
I don't want to talk about him again but I would like to point out that he hasn't even shown his face since he came back which shows that he is still insecure about not having a chin
crisp drum
That dinosaur has more of a chin after extinction
scenic flint
xD
God I would give you high five rn in COVID wasn't still happening
That was a good roast
crisp drum
Im covid free were good
crisp drum
Thats probably their best song
scenic flint
The song that everyone made memes on me
crisp drum
It actually helped learn
scenic flint
I've heard this song so many times that I still forget the lyrics
The Presidents song actually helped me learn all of the presidents in order
crisp drum
I mean it was really fast but it worked.
scenic flint
Yeah
What's even amazing how Rob Paulsen (Yakko's VA) still remembers the lyrics by heart
crisp drum
Well i watched fight club the other day (gfs first time watching) and didnt know that.
His name was robert paulson
Close enough
crisp drum
Id have to reallyisten to catch that.
scenic flint
This has been another, useless fact
scenic flint
tiny isle
slim pecan
JIMMY BROOKS 💀💀
chrome hemlock
Lmao
slim pecan
He got a lotta enemies, got a lotta enemies
pallid sigil
jimmy brooks
slim pecan
I’m kinda built like Micah, ngl
buoyant tangle
🥵
near eagle
vital peak
@sacred kiln YOO IS THAT IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM
YOO WHAT THE FUCK
YOO
ID MOVE THE FUCK OUT AND BURN THE HOUSE HOLY FUCK GET THE SHOTGUN
vital peak
IS IT BOG
sacred kiln
I’m hyperventilating
sacred kiln
IT GOT OUT OF THE CUP I PUT IT IN TO DROWN IT IT
vital peak
OMG
vital peak
OMGGG
chrome hemlock
Yeah burn the house there. May be more
vital peak
BROOO
YEAH
BRO GET A GUJ
*GUN
GET A FUCKING GUN
CALL THE COPS
BRO BEANS ARE YOU BEING FR
sacred kiln
YES
chrome hemlock
PREGNANT? BURN THE HOUSE WITH HOLY FIRE
chrome hemlock
Dog get out the house
marsh sun
What's going on here
chrome hemlock
Uh massive spider
marsh sun
And that's my call
chrome hemlock
Wait an pregnant massive spider
sacred kiln
Stuck on the counter in Mesa. As much as I want to get off my hands and not leave the side of the counter not letting me get off
chrome hemlock
If you need to call someone
sacred kiln
My dad is in the living room
But they will be so mad and slap me for being up
It’s 2:13 am
marsh sun
Your dad sounds like my mom
chrome hemlock
Bro fuck my dog
chrome hemlock
Jumps on me during this is not a good idea
marsh sun
sacred kiln
The spider touched my hand so my hand stuck sitting on the counter
vital peak
Hey bro congrats
stable anchor
yay
bronze bison
I use yt and this is not actually my playlist but I do go to these from time tot ime XD
depends on mood, sometimes I even put one on loop pfft
cosmic mural
It was fun while it lasted eh
vital peak
@pliant sedge I mean cmon, it was expected to happen.
Now there won’t be annoying guys griefers anymore
vital peak
Yeah bro I hope for you!
pliant sedge
I have less than a month to get the cash
vital peak
Well I don’t know pounds but sounds about right
narrow vapor
It's £32.99 right now
fiery orchid
£32 should be like $40-$45 i think?
pliant sedge
Get £35 worth of gift cards and buy it is my best solution
vital peak
Yeah poe
tiny isle
narrow vapor
Oh those yeah those are good af
tiny isle
Gimme beanie!
bronze bison
NEVER
tiny isle
YES
velvet swallow
that is a pretty dope beanie
tiny isle
narrow vapor
Fight for the beanie
bronze bison
oh the beanie's got a special story of its own, it was like destiny when I found it XD
narrow vapor
fight fight fight
bronze bison
the beanie was literally in an empty isle and it basically shined in the darkness when I found it at the ye olden halls of..wallmart XD
cerulean vortex
@bronze bison sorry for the ping but how did you take a picture with a Gameboy
bronze bison
my friend took a pic for me as my main pfp XD
velvet swallow
i'd like to know too since there is no actual camera on that gameboy
cerulean vortex
oh lol
bronze bison
boah I wouldve turned out into a nasty green pixel if that happened with a gigantic attachment to the gba XD
also Im jus hidin my face shush XD
crisp drum
tiny isle
It turns fully white
narrow vapor
Wait what the fuck fully white
long pier
sand mulch
twin yacht
Ah yes, shitty politically motivated earrape memes.
twin yacht
No.
open plume
Pretty sure this meme isn’t allowed. Should be deleted.
narrow vapor
Oh look at their name as well
toxic merlin
toxic merlin
fading bay
buoyant tangle
Are we ignoring the person who just doxxed themselves?
cosmic mural
Who?
cosmic mural
buoyant tangle
open plume
my outstanding comedy outshined their idiocy
crisp drum
cosmic mural
@lilac furnace Post it at #community-content
Not here
It's RDR related so it's ok
lilac furnace
Ok
toxic merlin
What game is that 
stiff fulcrum
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020
open plume
"we eat mushrooms and berries, you fool!"
solid plinth
You eat babies You eat babies You eat babies You eat babies You eat babies You eat... BABIES
narrow vapor
Pleaseno
solid plinth
diddlly... do
blazing harness
open plume
Red Dead > GTA
blazing harness
Yes
iron thistle
stiff fulcrum
@glacial crane i completely forgot that the new coat appears in the trailer tho
doesn't look as good as i expected
the back is also weird
sand mulch
toxic merlin
cerulean vortex
crisp drum
Shmandy schmilonakis
sand mulch
sand mulch
open plume
@velvet swallow only buy if you like aviation
velvet swallow
I aim to be a pilot when I can afford it. Played the hell out of mfsx too.
velvet swallow
it looks gorgeous
open plume
is aperantly i have to pay for xbox live gold
in order to play multiplayr with friends
-,-
open plume
you can play online, but no friends invites
ts worth it, and it will get a lot of updates probably, this one will last for a decade iam sure of it
velvet swallow
might wait for a sale though, $100 is a pretty harsh price.
open plume
yeah , i bought the standard
planes in the ingame store go for 100 $ :()
so deluxe edition for 100 $ aint too bad
cosmic mural
@tiny isle me right now
open plume
lul
crisp drum
Oh god. 100 dollars for a plane cosmetic. Train simulator all over again
grim pier
aww man
velvet swallow
its $100 for more planes, not just cosmetics.
I think the deluxe gives like 10 extra planes and they all seem like pretty good planes too.
considering msfs is brand new and was insanely expensive to make I dont blame them for the high price.
Ship sims for training purposes in colleges in Aus can cost around $20k to buy and they aren't actually that realistic when it comes to graphics and physics.
so an aircraft sim for your personal computer with pretty much everything cranked to as real as it can get for only $100 is a steal tbh
sand mulch
Lmao, he sure right, as I do a double take.
hot girder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbBYXrlyx8 Can someone make Sheriff Slim Beaumont's outfit? I want to see this server's creativity. Just @ me in red-dead-fashion
toxic merlin
crisp drum
Smol wolf
velvet swallow
let me go get a spider I almost walked into
toxic merlin
Don't you guys have like bug spray
buoyant tangle
open plume
you know
velvet swallow
thats as close as I'll ever get
velvet swallow
that thing was bigger than my hand
open plume
o shit
velvet swallow
the male sits on her back to avoid being food
velvet swallow
Aus
velvet swallow
I have worse spider photos but I dont want to scare the arachnophobes
open plume
how would you even deal with that thing if it was in your home?
velvet swallow
you let it live, Even bug spray doesnt kill them properly
open plume
why
velvet swallow
just leave its web and it'll stay where it is.
they never move
so if you know the web is there you're fine
open plume
downsides of killing it are?
open plume
lol
velvet swallow
the thing is legit the size of a plate and they cant be crushed easily
open plume
australia stole everybodys guns right?
velvet swallow
and the web of a golden orb is the strongest material out there
its stronger than Kevlar
open plume
what about animal control or some shit?
velvet swallow
I mean if you're calling animal control for a spider in aus you're a big bitch 
open plume
lol
why would it stay in its web forever? surely they need to eat?
i mean if theres no flies
in your house
open plume
now that i think about it
open plume
i would rather have that alive in my house i fucking hate flies
velvet swallow
the webbing is legit the strongest material behind carbon
if you walk into it it's like walking into a steel net
velvet swallow
wym?
buoyant tangle
Idfk how spiders make their webs
velvet swallow
they produce it in their bodies and it comes out of spinnerets on their abdomen.
open plume
@sacred kiln that spider isnt even big
velvet swallow
usually they can create two types of webbing, the hard strands and the netting style that they use to wrap prey
open plume
just step on him
open plume
exactly
open plume
arachnophobia means you dont like spiders, surely you have more of an incentive to get rid of the spider?
velvet swallow
spiders freak me out too but i'm like an Aussie version of an arachnophobe
open plume
like more of a drive
sacred kiln
velvet swallow
like it can make people stop functioning if its bad enough.
sacred kiln
She was telling me to get the heck over my arachnophobia and kill the dang spider earlier
cerulean vortex
this what I do
I imagine the spider burned my house and took my girl and stole my Toyota pickup truck
gives me courage to kill them
thin aurora
scenic flint
My goldfish drowned
open plume
scenic flint
Phrog
wide wyvern
i took this photo a year ago on my dad’s last bday while out at sea (which was something he loved). i want to get it printed on those metal things but i’m wondering if i should edit it ??
charred axle
I love this!!!!
buoyant tangle
Ngl without that seaweed stuff down there it looks like a Windows 10 background
velvet swallow
the seaweed does kind of throw things off, but the water is in the perfect lighting
buoyant tangle
^
tiny isle
damn that's good, too much of the water imo, also metal things?
velvet swallow
maybe a little more glare on the water wouldn't hurt either to give a little more depth of the water texture.
wide wyvern
but the color is good ???
buoyant tangle
Metal things?
wide wyvern
ooooh good point
charred axle
Yeah like a metal print of it?
wide wyvern
i could add in some contrast and soften it just a bit
so they’re kinda like canvasses but made of steel
you can get images printed on them and they come out super glossy and really nice
velvet swallow
the colour is good. The direction of the sun compared to the camera is a little off with the lack of water texture.
tiny isle
ohhh yeah
wide wyvern
the thing is, there’s nothing i can really do about it
buoyant tangle
How tf did you even get the camera angle? A drone?
velvet swallow
but thats me being stupidly stubborn since I do a lot of photography.
wide wyvern
i took a picture of the water bc i wanted to capture the color