#general-media

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small mountain
mild pine
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Nice

small mountain
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man today has been so weird

bronze bison
mild pine
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Today just started

small mountain
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oh where u from

mild pine
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Mexico City

junior mist
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Friendly reminder that this channel is for off-topic media. All #roles applies. Behave or begone. Do not fill the chat with unecessary clutter

open plume
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@junior mist hi

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Epic mod to the rescue

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Haha

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Meow like a cat

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Random = funny

mild pine
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Mods are gay upvotes to the left

open plume
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Reddit moment WHOLESOME 100

glad lance
copper vector
craggy wigeon
minor wedge
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who ping

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cunt

bronze bison
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Mhmmm

gritty glade
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lol

open plume
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"thanks for the beta test" 😹

mild pine
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The funny part is that none of these images have rdr2 in them

bronze bison
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lmao ikr

gritty glade
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lmaooo

tepid path
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I don’t care

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Give me my drink

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Oh noice my name is now gween

gritty glade
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ok

fiery cosmos
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ew

compact arch
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How do you block group pings?

wind owl
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it's been blocked now and the idiots who dun it have been dealt w

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except a couple

bronze bison
open plume
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Rate how thicc and strong my necc is on a scale of 1 to CallmeCarson

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This is going to become a thing now

tulip sigil
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Neck? I thought it was a fuckin pencil

mild pine
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Neck I thought it was my dick

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CarsonIsAShitStreamer/10

wind owl
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you have a 1/cmc for trapezius presence

gritty glade
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@mild pine no he is great

open plume
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I recited the first few lines of my Octane copypasta in a VC in my cholo voice
and Apex Leggy players started screaming
2 of the screams were happy - the others were of anger

mild pine
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Is that world famous apex player -

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I’m leaving that blank because apex offers nothing to the esports world GWjiangoOmegaLUL

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Well I guess they pick up washed players from other games so I guess apex is the retirement home for former pros?

open plume
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that's the potion seller

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he refuses to sell us his strongest potions

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they're too strong for us travelers

near elk
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Use them as poisons, on the fodder

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Technical harmacy

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Too many people underestimate medicine

covert badger
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Just putting this here.

junior mist
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puns are the lowest form of humour

fickle ridge
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I don’t get it

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But ok

junior mist
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really?

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read it 100% literally

echo tiger
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Lol

brave finch
open pecan
latent scarab
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@everyone

gritty glade
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why

latent scarab
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Yeah

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I believe that its true

junior mist
latent scarab
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old but good @junior mist

sweet pilot
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Any Harry Potter fans here?

latent scarab
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ew

open plume
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Who pinged me

latent scarab
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are you... a furry

junior mist
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jesus christ, got a random sailor in BDO

formal tartan
tame goblet
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Looks tasty.

formal tartan
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Very

tulip sigil
formal tartan
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Well well well

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Look at you

tulip sigil
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Gotta get a serious comment in once in a while lulhaw

bronze bison
mild lichen
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She's.

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Beautiful.

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Like, genuinely.

tame goblet
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Kinda looks like my girlfriend and that really scares me.

bronze bison
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XD

tulip sigil
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Hope she wasn't secretly about 140 years old ?

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or older lulhaw

bronze bison
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Noo idea

mild lichen
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Jealousy 😔

tame goblet
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That's what I'm afraid of, she might be a vampire, man.

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Gonna have to get the stakes and shit.

bronze bison
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I probably remembered her for the stunts and going on the lines between buildings and crap

mild lichen
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How tf

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do you draw that good

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its not even

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funny

bronze bison
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mm 15 years of drawin expereince and vigorous practicing nonstop bc I just love to keep on doing it

mild pine
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Your girlfriend is pretty hot Philo šŸ’æ

bronze bison
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I could draw her better though, when I do those its just some semi realistic red dead style, prolly would look more like it if it was colored

unreal quartz
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Why can't RDR 2 Online load up so seamlessly like this?

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or as fast

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(Took 26 seconds to load into the game)

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Takes like, 5 minutes to actually load into the actual game in RDR2 (online)

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And that's on a super fast m.2 drive

winter gale
mild pine
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Nice meme

open plume
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found 4-5, maybe 6 things inaccurate in this meme but everything else is spot-on

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Jello ages like fine wine

unreal quartz
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JESUS THOSE SOUND EFFECTSS

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and fuck t hose clouds look AMAZING

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Fucking hell

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The music is SO Good too

open plume
unreal quartz
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This is all happenign in an online game btw

open plume
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tfw ur friend calls u an idiot when he's the one with green eyes, C cups & a possible Ninja headband

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and that's b4 we talk about his thigh high American Halloween striped socks

unreal quartz
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Lmfao

winter gale
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Yeah

crystal elm
winter gale
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Whos the censored one is?

outer mango
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Micah

crystal elm
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blurred for obvious reasons

winter gale
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Who is this micah.. never heard of him

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Smh

outer mango
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One of the characters in Dutch’s gang

junior mist
crystal elm
open plume
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there's a Swedish King Gustav meme where he's asked about 'gentleman's clubs' and starts sweating

unreal quartz
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What

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I cant send videos anymore in offtopic?

tulip sigil
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Should work now @unreal quartz

unreal quartz
mild lichen
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Give me your soul

stoic torrent
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someone please tell me what character this psn avatar is from ty @ me if you have an answer

mild pine
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They aren’t from anything

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85% of the avatars are from nothing

tame goblet
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Just an assortment of various edgy looking weebs.

mild pine
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Pretty much

open plume
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I really want to see a complex story driven Walking Dead Open world game... Heck I think Rockstar should be tasked with making it

tame goblet
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You mean to tell me that OVK's The Walking Dead wasn't a masterpiece of a game?

copper vector
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no

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no it was not

open plume
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so

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Are we getting a Medival Rock Star game ?

mild pine
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What makes you think that we would get one

winter gale
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uuu guys

sacred prism
mild lichen
unreal quartz
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Do these screenshots give you any sort of vibes

dense girder
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future

mild lichen
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Big Money and Time traveling lesbian

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I forgot their names

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Overwatch

mild pine
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Not really seeing it

mild lichen
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Oh 😢

mild pine
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I guess maybe the 2nd and 3rd pic look like Kings Row

mild lichen
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Yes šŸ˜”

jagged nimbus
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they give me arcorp vibes šŸ‘Œ

winter gale
junior mist
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why you gotta be so edgy, bruh?

bronze bison
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It aint an arabian horse, but there's some special love for the white Arabian for me boah Hearthur
Btw my grampa is super tall, so he makes it even more tinier lulhaw

tame goblet
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It's very amusing.

bronze bison
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Ikr xD

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I couldnt belive my mam when she said he looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger

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When he was younger - and he DID

tender totem
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golden wind

copper vector
unreal quartz
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@jagged nimbus YeeHawSmile

open plume
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That Rockstar tax return thing suggested they were preparing for the launch of a new game. But, it could just be a re-release of a curren game on a next gen console right?

jagged nimbus
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i would have thought it would be a realistic expectation that a new rockstar game could release alongside the new consoles

open plume
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True true

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But, it could just be a re release of a game such as Red Dead Redemption 2, on the next gen consoles right?

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Or you think it just a whole new game. Would probs make more sense if it was a new game but, just curious.

mild lichen
formal tartan
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lmao bYe

formal tartan
tulip sigil
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@ā™›š•·š–Š-š•¬š–“š–“ā™›#5318 Maybe add in the part where you called me a "homophobe" for not feeding your so called Child? Or asking people how big their nipples are? You fucking nutcase.

formal tartan
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translation 10/10

tulip sigil
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Lmao, perfectly formed sentence

coming from someone with horrible language skills

cobalt heart
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I'm literally just seeing this because I muted this shitpost channel lmao

unreal quartz
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YIKES R*

winter gale
junior mist
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on black desert online you can save/upload your character customization and share it with others.. then others can just click a button to use your template.. lets just say there are some interesting stuff on there ^^ lulhaw

winter gale
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mine is a ninja

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but i stopped playing BDO

tame goblet
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BIG

junior mist
tulip sigil
formal lintel
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me any time I have a weird ache that lasts a long time

formal lintel
open plume
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O OK that’s cool

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I’ve never seen their letters before

tame goblet
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It's like a baby grill lighter. It's cute.

open plume
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When I heard of it but I’ve never seen him or what type their

formal lintel
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isn't it tho

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i did a double take and originally i had been looking for a bbq lighter, but that worked fine too

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i have the yellow one specifically

open plume
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Nice

copper vector
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of course they don’t reveal how much they paid for it, it’s nothing compared to how much they’ll sell it for in tiny pieces

copper valve
open plume
copper valve
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listen to this wile ur fucking ur egirls ur welcome

tulip sigil
open plume
unreal quartz
formal tartan
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@iron frost hmmm?

steady inlet
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im not gonna stop drinking milk

unreal quartz
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@formal tartan Yea most people aren't going to permanently stop drinking milk because of it, it sucks though

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Same goes for the rest of the meat industry etc etc

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People aren't going to stop buying Iphones even though they treat the people who actually make them in china like absolute shit

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cough foxcon

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Also, there are other producers etc of milk that treat their cows well, so you could suppor them instead. Or just move to any Scandinavian country where laws like that are super strict

formal tartan
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I live in the northern europe myself, it’s not much different here, laws or not.

steady inlet
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yeah exactly bro

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just drink milk from the right brands

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simple as that

sly bluff
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Gerald

formal tartan
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I had that barbie game growing up lmao

hard kettle
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RIP Kobe Bryant

unreal quartz
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That meme made me laugh out loud @sly bluff

junior mist
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sweats

mild pine
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This

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Is so fucking unnecessary

idle tendon
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indeed

junior mist
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its fucking awesome is what it is

mild pine
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That image is this clip

junior mist
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that guy is the top 10 idiots on the internet btw

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i swear he has the IQ of a pebble

idle tendon
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he certainly looks like it

mild pine
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Objectively wrong

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He is one of the greatest tactical analysists of all time

idle tendon
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sure

dense girder
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i dont know what to say

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why do you need such a big monitor

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more importantly

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where is my mouse

mild pine
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Who else could become a professional esports player, get so much controversy he gets dropped, then the publicity nets him double maybe even triple the concurrent viewers he gets with almost no one ever giving a shit about the ā€œhomophobicā€ (which it wasn’t, and I’m sorry but you genuinely have to be a complete idiot to think that) remarks he made

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Not only that he gets PICKED UP by another org, and farms donos to make mad $$$

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Netted himself a hot ā€œroomateā€ (🧢) and always dancing on my grave

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That’s called success baby and it knows no IQ

junior mist
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so he's a succesful idiot. like all the instagram hoes. whats your point lulhaw

dense girder
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that you are wrong

mild pine
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Well for starters, he’s actually a good person, he legitimately cares about the community he’s created and he doesn’t get paid to be vain

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And secondly, I’ve never beat it to him

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Also nobody gets inspired by instagram models, save for the Ramona Flowers that all share the same one brain cell and all do the same thing while being ā€˜different’

tame goblet
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Heated takes.

mild pine
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That’s why I’m a gamer dude

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I can say those things

tame goblet
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hot gamer takes

mild pine
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Now allow me to write you a ten page essay on why I think my girlfriend shouldn’t have been offended by the idea of

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I’m out of ideas

bronze bison
mild pine
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Because if I finished that joke people would think I actually hate women

bronze bison
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oof lmao

mild pine
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I just hate people

tame goblet
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Can't hate me if I hate you first.

mild pine
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And the fact that people feel like they need to shoehorn themselves into a niche because of their inherent ability to coexist with other people

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That being said, I live alone and in the dark all of the time because electricity is expensive yo

open plume
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@junior mist That looks dope

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That pink such a vibe too

bronze bison
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you live in teh dark with no electricit - sounds like Chuck in Better Call Saul lol

junior mist
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the profile pictures on my BDO characters.. one of these aint like the others.. ;D

tame goblet
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What the fuck lmao.

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Mr. Satan?

junior mist
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lol

bronze bison
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Best one

outer mango
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Has anyone noticed how large that gun is?

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That thing looks massive compared to her and she’s an adult now

junior mist
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thats a perfectly normal sized rifle..

outer mango
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If it had a silencer on it

winter gale
faint badge
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aww yiss

formal lintel
open plume
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cant you see that he is drunk

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thats why he mixed up the channels

unreal quartz
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Just minin'

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I like how you can physically look at it and buy it right there

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and inspect it in your hand before you buy it

formal tartan
cobalt heart
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I'm convinced you'd do that every time

formal tartan
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I have

mighty tiger
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@formal lintel SRY HAHA but i regardmost of the stuffs i send are irrelevant

junior mist
cerulean vortex
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He does

lucid monolith
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Ola boa tarde alguem ai que fala em portugues pode me da uma ajuda ?
Que jogue no PC

open plume
bronze bison
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dat. is some shadin right there.

kindred hollow
open plume
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LEL

winter gale
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brazil

tulip sigil
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Seems about right

mild pine
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Who’s Conservative Facebook account did ya steal that from

formal lintel
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one of those uncle types who are always extremely loud and annoying with a big beer belly

tulip sigil
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Though I have an uncle like that lulhaw
I wish he would post shit like that

unreal quartz
winter gale
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aune memes good

formal lintel
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one of the tables i saw i really liked

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i'd like it better if it had the rounded legs instead of the more angled ones though

copper vector
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the color palette is a bit weird but i guess depending on what room color is already it could fit

formal lintel
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yeah, i'd want it in a different color palette

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darker brown or black maybe for the bottom, either white or black on top

copper vector
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you could always paint it

formal lintel
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or tables similar to that but with two drawers instead of one

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oh that's true, sand it down and refinish it

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but again it's 24 in tall which seems p small

copper vector
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the table i have in my kitchen is one i got from a job site and it came with like 3ish chairs, i mean i’m only using three of them

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after sanding it and painting it , it looks great

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hold on i’ma post a pic

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excuse all the stuff on it but i’m not taking everything off just to take a picture

formal lintel
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i'd love to have salvaged furniture from places but i figured out the style choice i like is that mid-century modern stuff, and a lot of stores don't have anything like that, plus i'm v cheap

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oh that's a big table

copper vector
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hmm, it would appear that there is sensitive information on that, give me a moment

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better , better

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and yea, it extends

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there’s like, tablets i guess you would call them

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just imagine a circle that can be turned into an oval like shape if you add two tablets in the middle

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or you can just add one to make it a bit smaller than two

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the original shape isn’t a circle though, just , still oval shaped

formal lintel
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our kitchen table we never use for actual eating has inserts like that

copper vector
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yea, i honestly don’t have much of a use for a big table

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big house but.. not too many occupants

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just me, my doggo

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i had a cat but he died

formal lintel
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big tables are good for collecting miscellaneous junk and tossing stuff on temporarily

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aw ):

copper vector
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yea, apparently he had a stroke, but there was probably a ton of malpractice going on that ended up with him getting anesthesia that was the reason he probably ended up dying

formal lintel
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easy for the vet to play it off

copper vector
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i mean, idk for sure if he didn’t receive anesthesia he would be fine, but he did have a stroke, so maybe not getting it would’ve helped him

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idk if they knew it might’ve been a stroke before or after

formal lintel
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sad either way tho

copper vector
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yea, i know, it hasn’t even been half a year yet since he went

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i am definitely not a person to cry, but when i saw his body at that point it pretty much broke me

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i still remember the last thing i ā€œtoldā€ him was ā€œyou aren’t supposed to feel this coldā€

formal lintel
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this would be better off for #general but also it's semi-heavy stuff, so i'll leave it off at: fur babies are some of the best things to ever happen

unreal quartz
junior mist
median wing
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Can relate

buoyant tree
mild pine
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Not bad

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Eyes are sorta high up but not bad at all

open plume
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Nice

dense girder
ocean lagoon
mild pine
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Why

ocean lagoon
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the trumpet guy šŸ˜„

open plume
mild pine
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TikTok is a fucking goldmine POGGERS

open plume
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mad

tame goblet
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ew

open plume
formal tartan
tame goblet
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Oh no.

formal tartan
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OwO

copper vector
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HOLY SHIT IS THAT 3OH!3

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noice

iron frost
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He is cute

formal lintel
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give him toast you monster

copper vector
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nah he can’t eat human food

junior mist
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probably vocal with about 3 tonnes of filter on it

open plume
idle tendon
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how is this off topic

open plume
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Its not

idle tendon
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so then why is it in off topic media

open plume
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But I can’t post pictures in general

idle tendon
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oh

open plume
hollow ermine
open plume
open plume
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Anime 🤢

mild pine
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Now I’m all for anime and whatnot

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But Re:Zero 🤢

tame goblet
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re:zero poopoo

open plume
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What that?

wheat remnant
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Re;zero and one piece are the only shows that made me cry

open plume
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@wheat remnant hold up

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Is that you bro

glass fable
open plume
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@wheat remnant dang bro you watched the new blinding lights video it’s like The Weeknd went on crazy and that’s why it’s even more awesome

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Anyways how’re you bro

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Kinda miss you bro

mild pine
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Blinding Lights is a bop

wheat remnant
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OH SHITT

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It’s you

open plume
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That’s what I said bro

formal tartan
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Fuck tiktok but this lad šŸ™ˆšŸ‘ŒšŸ¼

junior mist
open plume
junior mist
tulip sigil
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Thats better than the justin bieber looking ass

junior mist
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fuck you

open plume
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"Today is 02/02/2020 - the first palindrome in 909 years"

mild pine
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Slam the fart šŸ˜‚ tiktok bad yo

junior mist
tame goblet
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Spooky.

junior mist
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she's also like 3 meters tall.. lol.

gloomy pivot
open plume
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I died halfway

mild pine
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Christ

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Should’ve seen this one coming though

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Dunno anything about the U.K.’s housing discrimination laws though so can’t even say if this is legal or not (I’m hoping to God this isn’t).

raw prairie
lean flare
idle tendon
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LOL

lean flare
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He didnt even ask about moonshine lol he just said we cant play the game becos of no animals or doing dailies and that was the response, pathetic

idle tendon
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the hold L1 + R1 part just seems fake

open plume
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Um I mean

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It may help idk

bronze cobalt
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@mild pine definitely not legal lol

tulip sigil
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Also looks like someone just stuck it on their own door, took a picture and went back inside

bronze bison
bronze cobalt
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Ye my first thoughts were definitely fake lol

junior mist
feral scaffold
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very sexy

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@junior mist

junior mist
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:(

feral scaffold
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Don’t worry the creepy man didn’t kill himself

junior mist
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@tulip sigil

tulip sigil
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Lmaooo I love that dude

idle tendon
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Michael Rosen

open plume
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This is Gumby

round rain
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@open plume dont know that one šŸ˜„

open plume
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Oh OK well actually I think he’s from the 50s but they had reruns in The 90s

round rain
junior mist
formal tartan
tulip sigil
mild pine
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"'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take'
-Wayne Gretski"

-Michael Scott

open plume
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Selling Netflix Part Access (I play any Netflix movies for you on discord call)

1 hour part movie: 2 dollars

3 days subscription: 4.5 dollars

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🤣

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That doesnt even make sense

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Yes it does

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Made 2 dollars one day lmao

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Its a terrible offer

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Whyd anyone accept that

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And how does it pay off for you

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Made 2 dollars one day damn thats a fortune

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Yes

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Lol

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And another method I make money and the last one

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Buy in bulk cheap sell big

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🤣 🤣 🤣

open plume
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you know netflix costs like 10 bucks or something a month right

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i don't know that this is a sustainable business model

mild pine
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This is also against server policy, please don't solicit here bro

bronze bison
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this mini emote tray thingy next to reactions and crap msgs is very distractin to me lmao

feral scaffold
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Oh god

stoic kernel
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what's everyone mad at 45 for?

feral scaffold
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because fuck 45

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aint in its prime

bronze bison
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45??

flat oriole
bold crater
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It’s as salty as @copper valve

copper valve
wind owl
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me no wikey

formal lintel
sly bluff
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That’s kinda vile yeah

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I’m on mobile so it’s the same

cobalt heart
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It feels cluttered even more

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idk why

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Not cluttered, cramped

wind owl
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why 'fix' what ain't broken rumbago

feral scaffold
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its so much more cluttered

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they made it worse

open plume
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men n dishwashers

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sup

open plume
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Instead Of Rick Rolling We Should Russian Roll So You Use The Russian Soviet Anthem

open plume
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ya comrade

wind owl
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da comrade

round rain
formal lintel
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Jolene slaps

mild pine
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Ever listen to the slowed version

formal lintel
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Yes I have

flat oriole
finite nymph
cerulean vortex
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BRO

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I was literally was about the send that lmao

finite nymph
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xDDD

cerulean vortex
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But still 😢

finite nymph
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i saw it on yt and immediately thought about adding arthur

idle tendon
mild pine
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Nice

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Now make at least 4 more emotion sprites and learn how to record YouTube videos

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You’re literally 65% of the way there

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Just need to understand basic video editing and sound mixing

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Forget having content, you really don’t need that part, just steal something from r/askreddit

idle tendon
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oh well I do have a YouTube channel, and I do make videos-

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but they suck basically

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i will try that

idle tendon
open plume
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Ya'll remember Party Rock Anthem ??

idle tendon
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yes

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people would think it was party rockers not party rock is

#

that became a meme

#

I hated that meme

open plume
#

Yeah

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a great rave song tho

idle tendon
#

sure

floral umbra
#

Is it common knowledge that you can hold the aim button to make the horse run automatically when using a wagon?

tulip sigil
#

Yea kinda

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They also steer with the roads

floral umbra
#

Ok cool

#

Settled a debate with my posse then

tulip sigil
#

Lmao you could prove it too by stealing a random wagon from an npc I guess

misty kindle
thorn ermine
#

Every damn day

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Either that or my posses horses

outer mango
#

Ooh a horse

crimson jasper
#

This is about a cities skylines on steam the paradox launcher has ruined the game on my Mac. I can’t start it. I tried to find a forum for this but I couldn’t. There has to be a way to back date the version. I was able to do it with Red Dead but that was awhile ago I don’t remember how I did it

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Can anyone help please?

open plume
#

I almost broke a controller because i kept crashing into trees

#

Istg it automatically heads for the tree

mild pine
#

Losing to pixels GWcorbinTopKek

open plume
#

I have no shame

formal lintel
supple grotto
#

idk, had enough with the gaius bot stopping me from helping someone in rdo chat so put it in the media channel I knew it would actually let me put it xD

formal lintel
#

if gaius wrongly deletes media links in approved media channels that don't break any sort of rule or policy, i would recommend alerting staff

supple grotto
#

nah it was in rdo chat which doesn't allow for youtube links I guess, even if you put a * in the address. Idk what bot it is but most others let it through with the asterisk xD

formal lintel
#

oh, yes, the only channels media is approved in are here, #red-dead-media, and #red-dead-fashion, other than community content channels and the like towards the bottom of the channels. trying to cheat our bots by putting asterisks in the url thinking it'll get through is frowned upon and breaks rule 11 in #roles. don't try to do that.

supple grotto
#

gotcha, in future I won't trouble myself in helping others out if it means going through and searching up online. I'll make them do all the work xD

formal lintel
#

no, all you have to do is post in the correct channel then direct them to said channel

supple grotto
#

still a lot of work and then hoping they do indeed go to the other channel before it possibly gets swamped up. But eh, I'll still follow my guidelines I have changed today of not helping anyone unless forced to since I get fed up of being told off by people and bots for helping others xD unless its easy to help then i will

formal lintel
#

uh, okay

tulip sigil
#

The bot is there for a reason, even if it went through we delete circumventions of it.
And it won't get swamped in seconds, you can also ping the person you need to show it if you want to though.
Atleast it was posted in a media channel, don't see it as someone telling you off that's not the case at all, it's because #red-dead-media has to do with all red dead related media and #general-media for anything else.
But yea if you don't wanna help anyone that's entirely your choice ofcourse

idle tendon
#

yes

orchid oxide
#

incredible

formal lintel
quick quail
#

it got auto deleted from red-dead-media for some reason

formal lintel
#

if that happens in the future, you are welcome to alert staff

formal tartan
#

@tulip sigil mind deleting image above

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Thank

tulip sigil
#

Done ty

toxic merlin
open plume
#

wtf

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finished the race first. Spectate, and all I see is everyone standing on their horses doing nothing...

#

well... one guy was shooting everytone

open plume
#

U must be new

open plume
#

yep

open plume
#

People join showdown and races and stand there for easy money/old

#

Gold*

junior mist
mild pine
#

Just like real life

copper vector
open plume
mild pine
#

You’ll learn to hate it after you meet the other people who like it

tame goblet
#

I hate it because it's something that didn't need a modern take.

mild pine
#

Yeah just listen to regular swing you damn hippies

#

Or fusion

#

I love me some fusion

formal lintel
#

that "smile sweetie, come on" line happens way too much with me

copper vector
#

but not what i was looking for

formal lintel
#

i was at work and one of the guys popped his head in the office and said "come on, smile (:" and when i asked him not to, and he asked for an explanation why and i gave it though i really didn't have to, his immediate reaction was "SO YOU HATE MEN?"

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i think the gist of my explanation was something along the lines of "because i don't enjoy when men tell me to smile, let alone anyone else"

tame goblet
#

I would've said yes.

#

Nothing wrong with a spot of casual misandry.

formal lintel
#

i just sort of stared and blinked for a few seconds

#

that same guy is also someone who touched my knee twice at a bar (when i went to that retirement party last month if you remember) and i had to ask him not to

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and scoot my chair a few inches down

copper vector
#

i couldn’t find the video but i just found this

#

wait my phone uncropped it and i ain’t one to send uncropped images

tame goblet
#

Yo, fuck that, I hate being touched.

formal lintel
#

same

copper vector
#

i don’t think what they tried to do is wrong obviously, but they handled it very poorly with making it very controversial and being hypocrites

tame goblet
#

Sounds like a corporate entity.

copper vector
#

yep, it ain’t capitalism ā€œruiningā€ america, just corporatism

mild pine
#

This is the only gillette related thing that matters

tame goblet
#

Honestly, I'd buy gillette if they used gay porn actors to advertise.

#

I don't even use razors, but I'd still buy them.

copper vector
#

i’m not gay, but i would too

#

as long as they don’t ruin it and just make it look like they’re pandering..

#

dr.disrespect is cool

mild pine
#

If pandering makes me money why wouldn’t I do it

tame goblet
#

Loopy could be a CEO.

copper vector
#

because then you come up with a controversial ad like the ā€œtoxic masculinityā€ one

#

and people’ll meme on you

mild pine
#

I am a CEO

copper vector
#

of being adorable

mild pine
#

You know handsome jack

#

Yeah that’s me

tame goblet
#

I'd take being handsome jack

copper vector
#

i’d take being samurai jack

formal lintel
#

dr disrespect is a cheater

#

0/10 do not like

copper vector
#

le gasp

#

yea i don’t really watch him so i don’t really care that much..

tame goblet
#

I don't even watch streamers.

formal lintel
#

i'm talking he's a spousal cheater

copper vector
#

so are a lot of people

tame goblet
#

Ah. Sounds like most people I know.

copper vector
#

doesn’t make it right, but doesn’t surprise me either

formal lintel
#

and they're all pieces of shit

tame goblet
#

Agreed.

#

Crucifixion for cheaters!

copper vector
#

castration

formal lintel
#

guillotine

copper vector
#

of course

tame goblet
#

Weren't they typically castrated before being crucified?

copper vector
#

who else but rose

#

probably, but rose is still trying to start a french revolution

tame goblet
#

Scaphism is a personal favorite of mine though.

#

Look it up.

#

Persians were fucked, man.

copper vector
#

already know about it

formal lintel
#

the french had the right idea is all i'm saying

copper vector
#

some people might say iron maiden is their favorite but really, it would not be likely that it has seen any actual use

formal lintel
#

blood eagle tho

tame goblet
#

Brazen Bull

#

toasty

copper vector
#

yea i was thinking about that but i forgot its name

#

reminds me of that one scene in saw (whatever number) where the guy had to get the antidote inside this thing and it closed on him and fire started coming up

#

but i mean hey, we can all agree that most of the saw franchise’s torture devices were well thought out

#

i don’t think real world instruments stand up anywhere near to theirs

mild pine
#

Nothing wrong with cheating on your wife šŸ’æ

#

Just stupid fucking mistakes man, I’m still being transparent šŸ’æ

formal lintel
open plume
#

Yes, stupid fucking mistakes

#

Make the mistake of fucking your own wife instead you madman

mild pine
#

Why have sex with one woman when I can have sex with two? 5head

paper lintel
#

disease

open plume
open plume
#

@mild pine True but, in that case why would you get married anyways lmao?

#

You just fooled yourself paying to get married when you didn't have to.

mild pine
#

Its good for taxes

open plume
#

🤣

thick jackal
formal tartan
tulip sigil
#

Lmao "let's start with an easy word"

severe harness
tulip sigil
#

Dual wield navies are beast, especially with Gunslinger 3 ability card

frozen shore
open plume
#

that’s dope

#

where the hell is that place

robust epoch
#

im trynna get the mission in rdr online
the serial killer misssion from gta
but i got killed by the serial killer can i still do the mission

formal lintel
#

@robust epoch what? there's no serial killer mission in red dead online.

#

also, this isn't the appropriate channel for that.

foggy cave
frozen shore
#

@open plume it’s in Liverpool built in 1925 but it’s a second theatre dunno when the first one was built

open plume
#

wow that’s wild

#

love how it looks

#

so my understanding of gta online is they changed alot of things because it's supposed to be a parody of america
but then the volatol and hydra are based on british planes (vulcan and harrier) so i wonder why they were both changed in some way

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like there's already real things in the game like kenny loggins and the like

frozen shore
#

@open plume yeah it was fucking massive the chairs were quite old and uncomfortable tho they’re was also an upstairs balcony bit

open plume
#

hope u got to see the balcony and be in it

frozen shore
#

Nah didn’t we left halfway through due to the show not being great @open plume

copper vector
mild pine
#

Is that a dog in a garbage bag

copper vector
#

yes

tulip sigil
viral cargo
copper vector
#

not sure if that’s supposed to be a reference to being part of a rave or uh.. y’know, but uhh

#

@tame goblet might want to check this

tulip sigil
#

@open plume do not post stuff like that again, gay jokes are not appreciated here..

toxic merlin
#

Is this the channel where I can post memes?

tulip sigil
#

Yes, acceptable memes.

#

It's bordering, it's not an NSFW channel

#

So no nudity

toxic merlin
#

Oh ok

tulip sigil
#

Also, that's very strange lulhaw

#

Lmao

copper vector
#

y’know i kinda want to see that meme now

sly flower
#

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toxic merlin
junior mist
wind owl
open plume
copper vector
winter gale
grand isle
copper vector
#

it’s not a cat it’s a dog

grand isle
#

"Dog"

copper vector
#

transspecies

#

don’t be a bigot to that dog

worn niche
mild pine
#

Normally I’d say no

#

Today is no different

copper vector
#

aw, cutie

formal lintel
formal lintel
cerulean vortex
#

That's cute

formal lintel
#

she 100% loves pillows. She’s even pushed a pillow further up onto a chair to make a pillow for herself with it ā¬‡ļø

tulip sigil
bronze bison
formal lintel
fervent agate
idle tendon
#

oh my are you the Soviet Steel?

#

I felt like I saw you somewhere

fervent agate
#

Yes sir I am!

idle tendon
#

did you make a comment on an American video and someone made a meme about it

#

or is that a different person

fervent agate
#

There’s a lot of American videos

#

But I may be that person, I am not certain

idle tendon
#

it's somewhere on Reddit

fervent agate
#

Yes

#

Reddit is nice

idle tendon
#

sure

foggy cave
idle tendon
#

wow

#

they should do that with RDR2

#

on the pc

idle tendon
#

students don't get paid to learn so

#

why should they pay for lunch

mild pine
#

The parents pay for the lunches anyways through taxes

#

So paying for the lunches seems a bit redundant innit?

toxic merlin
#

I 100% agree with that

formal lintel
#

Also no child should have to go hungry at school because they can’t afford to buy lunch

toxic merlin
#

Exactly wose

mild pine
#

No, no they shouldn't GWjiangoOmegaLUL

#

Why should a kid who shows up and then hangs out in the bathroom or does zero work get paid

jagged nimbus
#

because time is money

#

theyre working so someone has to pay up

nocturne glen
#

i don't call school working lmao

toxic merlin
#

I beg to differ GWmemetownOMEGALUL

viral cargo
mild pine
#

The school cannot fire me, therefore they cannot pay me

formal lintel
#

when i was in school, it was almost like the athletes would get paid. the entire town would kiss their asses more or less.

#

free stuff sent to them, free meals at places, given coupons and certificates, etc. for high school athletes.

#

they'd also have a cheerleader assigned to them and that cheerleader cooked and baked them things, decorated their locker, made them gifts, had to put together a scrapbook with pictures, etc. absolutely insane.

open plume
#

i didn't realize that was a thing outside friday night lights wow

#

the cheerleader thing that is

formal lintel
#

yeah

#

big thing

#

inflating egos way more than they need to, and it always made me super uncomfortable

mild pine
#

That’s kinda weirdchamp but uh okay

formal lintel
#

the school was also one of the ones that poured too much money into athletics and not enough into other things

#

like, yknow, new textbooks

open plume
#

hello

mild pine
#

The real question is, were they actually any good

open plume
#

Clone wars season 7 gonna be lit

mild pine
#

B-but Disney Bad?

tame goblet
#

disney bad

formal lintel
#

disney indeed bad

tame goblet
#

shit company for sure

#

the amount of people who advocated Disney buying out Sony over the spiderman shit was scary

#

let them monopolize more media and technology yes

formal lintel
#

yknow what would fix them?

#

guillotine

tame goblet
#

i prefer the old military way of firing squads. use 20mm anti tank rifles though

tulip sigil
#

Guillotines are perfect, you get a nice souvenir from the basket afterwards

tame goblet
#

so messy though.

#

need to make the blade super hot so it cauterizes

tulip sigil
#

Messy is okay, gives a sense of excitement to the onlooking crowd

tame goblet
#

If we want excitement, damnatio ad bestias exists.

copper vector
#

that’s sweet iced tea

junior mist
copper vector
open plume
#

They had 2 updates in a row that changed nothing lmao

winter gale
#

i have this idea for a while now

#

Glad that someone execute it for me

open plume
#

That’s just evilšŸ˜‚

#

I understand Disney bad sometimes, but still I loved the clone wars and I’m very excited for season 7

wraith jackal
tulip sigil
misty kindle
toxic merlin
#

Ihhhhj

formal lintel
#

Wrong Turn is a 2003 slasher film directed by Rob Schmidt and written by Alan B. McElroy. The film stars Desmond Harrington, Eliza Dushku, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Jeremy Sisto and Kevin Zegers. The film was released on May 30, 2003.

#

Murfrees remind me so much of that clusterfuck

tribal silo
#

just the plot alone could be an rdr2 mission like srsly i would pay to see that

idle tendon
#

murfrees make me laugh

#

at how inbred and dumb they look

tribal silo
#

wasps with machetes

#

Ya kill one and 50 more show up

idle tendon
#

yup

#

make sure to pack lots of dynamite and special ammo on your trip to Butcher Creek folks

formal lintel
tribal silo
#

o no

idle tendon
#

their head looks perfect to whack a club with

tribal silo
#

imagine if they set up traps along the road to deliberately catch you

idle tendon
#

just whack it

#

and it explodes

formal lintel
#

Whack a murfree

idle tendon
#

yeeyee

#

and their heads explode

#

coz of how shallow they look

tribal silo
#

-splat-

#

oh god why did i put that image in my mind

idle tendon
#

wouldn't that be satisfying tho?

tribal silo
#

I mean yeah

idle tendon
#

smacking a murfree's head with a thick log and it splatters everywhere

#

MMM

#

I'm weird.

tribal silo
#

i Guillotined them with a shotgun, if u know what i mean

idle tendon
#

haha

#

BANG

#

i love blasting people's heads off with a db shotgun

tribal silo
#

all that remained was the lower jaw

#

its so gross when its a slow mo too xD

idle tendon
#

nah it's cool

fervent agate
idle tendon
#

welp shit

#

i'm taking myself in to the police station

#

cya

mild pine
#

Fun Fact: There was a man who got arrested for being in possession of 58000 Gb of CP

#

Where does someone even acquire so much of that I do not want to know

#

God I hope my math is painfully off and that the guy didn’t actually have two years worth of material on his hands

#

I was wrong, it was a months worth of material

mild pine
#

I didn’t, I assumed it was all video when a good chunk of it was pictures

#

Had to look up the actual values

thorn ermine
mild pine
#

Mystery solved gang, Ironhide was Ironhide the whole time

#

And he wouldve gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddlesome mods

formal lintel
toxic merlin
fervent agate
#

Wow ok

open plume
#

I made this animation I didn’t finish it this is a taste of it and the song that I added in the animation is (system of down) aerials

mild pine
#

Yo doggie we don't allow self-adverts here, especially ones that aren't relevant to this server @glass fable

open plume
#

all hail

open plume
mild pine
#

If I were to go off solely based on eye, nose, and lip structure, I'd say dude

open plume
#

Ty

mild pine
#

If he is a guy he looks like a certified neo-reddit atheist who hates tiktok and loves minecraft

#

Also @open plume if you could be a dear could you possibly change your profile picture to something withg less cheekage

open plume
#

Yeah

mild pine
#

Thanks broski šŸ™

bronze bison
#

Whenever I see the small tank in GTA I can't hellp but think of this or Gadget Racers on GBA lol!

keen mantle
distant ivy
open plume
#

@distant ivy hah

#

joe mamas pizza

knotty hinge
#

rick roll guaranteed

misty kindle
#

Why can’t cod make it say what the actual game mode is instead of making me hover over the thing to see the description

mild pine
#

Because people like the funnies

#

Form over functionality I guess

misty kindle
#

It’s not funny it’s kinda 😬 @mild pine

#

But I’m going to say this now, I love how much options cod gives you like you don’t just have to kill people to win you can do loads of objective game modes

#

But the maps are dog shit

#

Campers everywhere

#

Claymores everywhere

#

Piccadilly is the worst map

#

But the gun customisations is amazing

#

You can make your own gun with it pretty much

misty kindle
#

Guys

#

What??

open plume
#

discrimination against russians

misty kindle
#

wher

open plume
#

A Russian hacked my account!!!

#

im joking

#

in thumbnail it says it tho

mild pine
#

YOU NEED TO SEE THIS

#

Even if that information was lifesaving that thumbnail alone would make me just hand over my credit card info

outer mango
#

You fellers should watch this.

idle tendon
#

Cut is really running out of ideas

mild pine
#

I'm only there to stare at the pretty people

#

And Duranged Pitt because he's actually funny

misty kindle
tulip sigil
#

Fuckin tik tok

mild pine
#

This guy shows up on my fyp every once in a while

tulip sigil
bronze bison
balmy burrow
knotty hinge
misty kindle
#

Fake

mild pine
#

Yeah no kidding

#

The guy sitting in the chair doesn’t even look real much less everything else

#

I’m hoping this isn’t the future of gaming though

#

Why the hell would anyone want a droideka neck attached to a dentist chair with three monitors

#

Where would anyone have room to put this

mild pine
#

Le Wife said 20 decades before I pay off my debts, sweet!

#

On the note of that phrase, I have to wonder how true gamers ever get married

#

Because like, they’re really shitty people, why would anyone want to be around them

knotty hinge
#

you sure about that @misty kindle ?

#

yours for only 30 grand

#

@mild pine check out the specs....and the price. Jeez, only if I win the lottery

#

and to answer your question, I married my gamer wife

mild pine
#

30k for a bass boosted dentist chair

#

You know what they say about the consumer market

open plume
#

ah

#

30 goddamn k

knotty hinge
#

no doubt... between my wife and daughter, I will never afford this, but.... a man can dream right?

open plume
#

a man sure can

#

u arent alone haha nobody got 30k to drop on this

knotty hinge
#

and the 30 k is just for starters, want the trimmings too? yeah.... that goes for an extra 10 - 15 K

open plume
#

yep

#

they are not specifying the parts

#

they are just saying "nvidia graphics"

mild pine
#

Which one

formal lintel
#

No doubt a streamer with big $$$ will probably invest in that

plush ridge
open plume
#

Bruh

#

Wut

wheat remnant
#

new weeknd album coming out!

#

it's called after hours, plus, a new track from him is coming out tonight

toxic merlin
grim sleet
#

Been waiting on a Weeknd album for a while too @wheat remnant

cinder moat
#
import java.io.IOException;
import java.nio.file.Files;
import java.nio.file.Paths;
import java.util.Collections;
import java.util.List;
import java.util.concurrent.ThreadLocalRandom;
import java.util.regex.Matcher;
import java.util.regex.Pattern;
import java.util.stream.IntStream;

public class Gen {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        IntStream.range(0, 100).forEach($ -> System.out.println(fillTemplates(pickLine(readLines("list"))))); // Combines all methods to print generated drama
    }

    private static final Pattern PATTERN = Pattern.compile("%([A-Za-z]+)"); //Regex command, for templates

    public static String pickLine(List<String> List) {
        return List.get(ThreadLocalRandom.current().nextInt(List.size())); //Chooses a random line from list.txt
    }

    public static List<String> readLines(String file) {
        try {
            return Files.readAllLines(Paths.get("lists", file + ".txt")); // gets the lines from all other template files
        } catch (IOException e) { //Handles filenotfound exception
            e.printStackTrace(); //Displays exceptions
            return Collections.emptyList();
        }
    }

    public static String fillTemplates(String string) {
        return PATTERN.matcher(string).replaceAll(result -> Matcher.quoteReplacement(pickLine(readLines(result.group(1))))); //Files in the template gaps
    }
}
import static spark.Spark.*;

public class Web {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        port(8080);
        get("/", (req, rest) -> Gen.fillTemplates(Gen.pickLine(Gen.readLines("list"))));
    }
}
import java.io.IOException;
import java.nio.file.Files;
import java.nio.file.Paths;
import java.util.Collections;```