general-media

[feral scaffold]

nvm

i know who he looks like now

[ember iris]

But not any less crazy than the guy who thinks all the Yakuza games exist to train cops and citizens how to deal with Hideo Kojima in public

Lmao

[mild pine]

Yeah he looks like Harold Ramis

[feral scaffold]

wait

i jsut

wait

[ember iris]

I'm not actually a fan of James Franco, but I did enjoy his book Palo Alto

[feral scaffold]

i think im actually a fucking idiot

[mild pine]

Trust me, you are

[feral scaffold]

okay

thank you, i needed that reassurance

[ember iris]

My goal is to recreate the following outfit in RDO

The Toy Soldier, in case that needed clarification

Had a VHS of this as a very young boy. Watched it damn near every day

[open plume]

Nothing wrong with the outfit but don’t recreate the face for gods sake

[feral scaffold]

This is concerning

[mild pine]

I thought the one on the right was real life

[feral scaffold]

you mean the left?

wait no you don't

[mild pine]

READ DUMMY READ

[barren moth]

If someone references one thing and not another in their sentence, they're probably talking about the one thing

[feral scaffold]

I was trying to make a joke of my own : (

[cobalt heart]

How games should look vs. How games look when you're 12

[feral scaffold]

How games try to look vs. How games choose to look

[cobalt heart]

How games are supposed to be vs. How games look when something doesn't render properly

[feral scaffold]

lilith are you trying to make me mad?

cause it doesn't seem like you are and it's not working

[barren moth]

Translation: he's getting very annoyed he just doesn't want to show it because he is a big boy now

[feral scaffold]

and you know what lilith youre just

you're a meanie : (

[mild pine]

Lordan is malding

[barren moth]

Lordan is Malta

[feral scaffold]

isnt malding mad balding?

[mild pine]

Yes

[feral scaffold]

and how could i be an entire country

im only like

i think 5

how could i even bald

[mild pine]

Alopecia

[feral scaffold]

i dont know what that is

let me look it up

im laughing but i feel bad

[frigid granite]

@open plume ^

[open plume]

tf

[lapis kraken]

This is what games looked like when I was 12

[bronze bison]

Cool! Here's mine, still play it on gba XD

[lapis kraken]

Damn, you’re older than me?

(I feel like we’ve had this conversation before)

[bronze bison]

Blame my bro ig for havin such classics XD

(prolly did lmfao)

[lapis kraken]

Oh, so not really

I was ever hopeful

Dream crusher!

[bronze bison]

When I was 12...hmm

ig it'd be 2014 games, oh boah, MGSV Ground Zeroes was new ? lol

[lapis kraken]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[bronze bison]

Anyway, Im actually playing A Link To The Past rn hehe (one of my top 3 favs out of the LOZ games~)

[lapis kraken]

What are the other 2

[bronze bison]

OoT and MM tbh

then its Past, then its Awakening

[lapis kraken]

Ok

My top is windwaker

Just love that game

[bronze bison]

My bro holds that game high, too bad I never got the chance to play it

[lapis kraken]

He should have it shouldn’t he?

[bronze bison]

borrowed from friends long ago

[lapis kraken]

Unfortunate

[bronze bison]

long story short, before I was even born and he went to our rich aunties, he had to pick either N64 or GameCube, and he was luck tbh

There was only 2 games that were on N64, and he doesnt regret a thing, it was Mario and OoT

[lapis kraken]

Should’ve also played Conkers Bad fur day

Hilarious

[bronze bison]

XD that's the one game where the boss was literally shit wasnt it

[lapis kraken]

Yes

[next reef]

It's sad how gaming has changed over the past 20-30 years

(content-wise)

[mild pine]

Can we get this to 100k likes?

[next reef]

pretty plz

[mild pine]

Also I don't know what you're even talking about, bread tastes great

[next reef]

Video games back in the day (THEN) vs. Video games nowadays (NOW)

[open plume]

I’m pretty sure games a long time ago didn’t really have expansion packs

[next reef]

Fine...video games that were released with no missing content whatsoever

[open plume]

I think it started getting greedy as shit all the time somewhere around the beginning of ps4

[next reef]

No, it all started with Bethesda back in 2006. Remember horse armor being sold for $2.50?

[mild pine]

There are games that exist all across history that were clearly missing something

[open plume]

Cause I don’t remember a lot of noteworthy content being locked out because dlc or some shit on ps3

[mild pine]

Nothing new around these parts

[open plume]

2006? oblivion?

[next reef]

Yup

[open plume]

oof

[next reef]

From horse armor costing $2.50 to the loot boxes and microtransactions we see today 🤢

[open plume]

That’s just horse armor

Not a big deal

[mild pine]

But the great thing about microtransactions is

You don't actually have to buy it

[open plume]

Skyrim just had 2 dlc’s that’s fair

[next reef]

@open plume People were pissed off back then, and some are still pissed off in 2019. And Skyrim is a game that refuses to die because of the fans interested in it.

[open plume]

Pissed off about what, the horse armor?

[next reef]

@mild pine I agree, but most people buy them to speed up grinding or to obtain cosmetics

@open plume Oh yeah

[open plume]

don’t buy it then

buy buying it people are supporting micro transactions basically

[mild pine]

That’s their prerogative

[next reef]

I never did, and neither did most players

[open plume]

The games that are usually stuffed with microtransactions are usually the games that are garbage microtransactions or not, example black ops 4

also Star Wars battlefront 2

[next reef]

true dat

[open plume]

So people making a huge deal about it just makes me think that people are a bunch of cry babies

[next reef]

There are addicts that go into debt because of microtransactions and loot boxes

[open plume]

That’s their problem lol

That’s people being S tier morons

[next reef]

While that may be true for some people, companies use psychological tricks to manipulate consumers into these predatory microtransactions

There's a 19 minute video made by Torulf Jernström (Tribeflame CEO), lecturing about whaling and how low the game industry will go to specifically target gambling/shopping addicts

[open plume]

So basically people being mentally ill stupid ass people

[next reef]

You know something's wrong with the gaming industry when people move from game to game just to avoid microtransactions due to how grindy video games are nowadays.

We can't avoid intentional bad game designs while actually playing the games.

...unless we don't play the games at all, but that's a different story.

[open plume]

breaking news the world can be shitty

😬

[next reef]

It IS shitty

[open plume]

I can’t draw for shit

[thorn ermine]

I can tell its yamacha

It's better then what I could do

That's for sure

[open plume]

why does it look so much worse on a picture god damn

[bronze bison]

What do you mean? This looks really great, you can tell its him, the folds in the pants are right on,and its in a lovely pose♡

[open plume]

Made it slightly better, thanks tulip but I know I could do better

[bronze bison]

Mhm♡

Which is why we always criticize ourselves and the ones holding us back is actually ourselves, bc there's always improvement♡

[open plume]

yup

I have very shaky hands when I draw

It makes it very hard to draw decent lines

[bronze bison]

Its alright, you can use that to your advantage actually♡ I do it on purpose sometimes

[open plume]

.

How?

[bronze bison]

Hehe its literally scribbles for scales of a dragon♡

Wanna see?

[open plume]

Shore

[bronze bison]

Its all little scribbles in that bottom

[open plume]

damn that bottom one!!

[bronze bison]

Yep♡

Creativity literally has no bounderies!

;3 you can try it for yourself, anyone can~
Now im off to shoppin♡

[open plume]

Cya

[cobalt heart]

Yeah I can only scroll 😂 doesn't give me pages

[bronze bison]

I wish I had a muffin too.

[sly bluff]

Less messages per page for pc probably

[open plume]

I have more pages of text then tac

[bronze bison]

yeah

[sly bluff]

Mobile is like 25 per page

[cobalt heart]

Best role

[bronze bison]

Yes

[open plume]

can I have it

[sly bluff]

No

[bronze bison]

XD (I sense an automute)

[hushed pier]

Auto unmuted @errant torrent

[mild pine]

You utter buffoon

[open plume]

My discord was lagging you mentally unstable moron

Shut the fuck up

[bronze bison]

[open plume]

I saw that XD rancher

k

and

and

why are you saying this in off topic media??

[bronze bison]

lmao wrong chat

[cobalt heart]

#general

Beat it

[open plume]

!ban

[open plume]

this is a picture chat you idiot

go to fucking general

[bronze bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-jjonah-jameson-laugh-laughing-lol-gif-4596905

[open plume]

Why would I be angry

[bronze bison]

Rip Sandy's 3-star pelt off already XD

[open plume]

My boys sacrificed me

okay??

[sly bluff]

What the fuck

[next reef]

[sly bluff]

She’s a girl

[tame goblet]

Snap crackle pop goes the pup pup's neck.

[sly bluff]

WHAT THE FUCK

[next reef]

Butcher

Wanted: $100

[sly bluff]

She really does look like she’s dead doesn’t she

[next reef]

Maximum Negative honor

Belt buckle awarded

New objective: escape the bounty hunters

They go after for $100-$200, but they come after me for free. R* logic

Can I turn myself in?

[tame goblet]

https://massivelyop.com/2019/04/10/blizzard-bribes-female-employees-to-track-their-sex-pregnancy-and-moods/ @true niche wild shit, man.

[next reef]

They sent an army just to steal my 3 star cougar

And failed

[true niche]

Oh boi. Imma read that shiz right now

[next reef]

Jim Sterling has a video on this topic. I'm gonna watch it. 👁

Damn...talk about cutting corners and sharing personal data just to save money

That's fucked up

[cobalt heart]

Out of context

[rain grotto]

ha

[sly bluff]

Teehee!

[cobalt heart]

😂

[sly bluff]

Me

[sly bluff]

Yeah that’s really what it is isn’t it

[sly bluff]

Epic Wild Western Music

[patent fiber]

@pine pelican

https://youtu.be/4xYDa14vNeo

[pine pelican]

Alright @patent fiber this is amazing lmao

[sly bluff]

@open plume

Ripped

[open plume]

Yamcha more buff

But that’s pretty buff for anime standards

usually it’s little scrawny people with plastic faces

[bronze bison]

(shows Brolly XD)
ok, its cheatin

[sly bluff]

I love her she’s so cool

She has a kamehameha type move too

[open plume]

looks like a street fighter character ngl

akuma vibes

put a sleeveless ripped black shirt on her she will look more badass

[bronze bison]

nah, let's put some Fist of the North Star here XD

[sly bluff]

I mean I can change her clothes in the game to like....a muscle shirt and military pants which is pretty neat

[sly bluff]

You ever look down and laugh at your own shirt because I sure do

[mild pine]

No, you’re just a freak

[sly bluff]

That’s fair

[barren moth]

What I get for living up north

[minor wedge]

ayy north england squad

[minor wedge]

o

[sly bluff]

Look what I found loud ugly sobbing

[mild pine]

A dog blanket

[sly bluff]

It’s a bed sheet you dingus

[mild pine]

Aren't blankets and bedsheets the same thing

[round prism]

No

Sheets cover the mattress, blankets cover your body which is on top of the sheet

[bronze bison]

Lol

[bronze bison]

Gross, wrong video, doesnt even let the ppl hear how great the engines were smh

Here it is, how beautiful it is XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTmX420cb7A

[devout phoenix]

Same

[mild pine]

Tatsumaki

[open plume]

https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/cdhbw3/crappy_offbrand_but_finn_doesnt_seem_to_mind/

[mild pine]

I call this one: Meme only Brushless would ever find funny

[mild pine]

I couldn't forget you if I tried

[cobalt heart]

"While I'm out"

[mild pine]

And trust me, I try regularly

[cobalt heart]

Excuses

I mean, it wouldn't pop up for an hour if you didn't

It came out on the 4th or 11th. Just like the casino dlc you said

[feral scaffold]

what the fuck you both on about

[open plume]

These damn pedos

[cobalt heart]

Here what you do

You take him camping, alright? Find a bear. Walk up calmly and slowly...

And punch the guy in the dick and

Sacrifice him to the bear and run

[mild pine]

Say you are homophobic and the conflicting ideologies just won’t work

[open plume]

@cobalt heart @mild pine I got suspended because I literally quoted what he said as an argument point to him so he reported it to get out of getting banned, he said racist stuff and was being homophobic, but I get banned so F, his psn is stalian88 𝕓𝕥𝕖

[mild pine]

Rip dude

Thats ps support for ya

[cobalt heart]

That's disgusting

[minor wedge]

that's bullshit man

hope he got banned

[open plume]

cringe

[next reef]

🇫

[mild pine]

https://youtu.be/aA7xDP9sQzk

This man just does not quit

When will he stop milking this song into oblivion

[tawdry moon]

When he accepts the reality that his career is only successful because of this one single and no other albums will redeem it.

[tiny laurel]

Anyone know how to do the old filter ?

[mild pine]

Old filter?

Like black and white?

[tiny laurel]

Nah people are posting these pics on Facebook of them looking 60 years older

[mild pine]

Oh in real life

[tiny laurel]

Yeah

[mild pine]

Sounds like the oh so clever and appropriately named app FaceApp

[cobalt heart]

That's just their selfies, tf you mean filter

[open plume]

someone investigate this link for me

im too afraid

[cobalt heart]

On mobile, it shows that it's a gif and it's a skeleton having a seizure

[feral scaffold]

it shows it on pc

too

[cobalt heart]

His neck tf

Giraffe neck boi

[open plume]

when you click on it is it just the gif

[feral scaffold]

no its a virus

[bronze bison]

With a very very long link lol

[thorn ermine]

@gilded aspen yup like a sauna

Literally what my boss just said too

[open plume]

What the fuck is this playlist

[cobalt heart]

I love how despite complaining, you're still listening to them fully

[open plume]

I can't skip them

[cobalt heart]

They're throwing the most random shit

[open plume]

Flinging shit at the wall and seeing what sticks?

[cobalt heart]

Next will be a Japanese song

[open plume]

Fuck this

Got house building song on

loop

[cobalt heart]

WELL, LET ME HAVE A RULER, A SAW AND A BOARD AND I'LL CUT IT

[open plume]

And I changed the song.

[mild pine]

Los Campanilleros is a really good song dude

Anyways a good tip to avoid a bunch of random songs to be added is to make a playlist filled with songs you like

15 songs should do the trick

[clever prism]

This app is wildin

I legit look old

[cobalt heart]

[open plume]

me getting sacrificed by the boys in the tribe

[daring blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmOPPTspTtI

[thorn ermine]

On that note, who wants a job in a casino

[barren moth]

Vruh

[open plume]

why is that so true

this calls for revolt

[cobalt heart]

You also said it'd be the 4th or 11th

[open plume]

wheres mao when you need a commie uprising

new pfp

[cobalt heart]

Can't wait for the 11th next week

[thorn ermine]

Silly Canadians, can't even tell what date it is.

[cobalt heart]

Brush said casino would be the 11th, and because it apparently knows everything, I guess next week is the 11th :)

[thorn ermine]

Ahaha I know what dud info feels like

[cobalt heart]

Cpt. Tuesday

[thorn ermine]

[cobalt heart]

Yes, because ribbing you not getting the right date is totally me being mad 😂

Damn, I must be pissed 😂

Where's the mad emoji

😡

There we go

[thorn ermine]

[cobalt heart]

I don't recall punching or kicking

Damn, I must've bee really pissed

Blacked out

[cobalt heart]

You finally kiss ash yet?

[open plume]

What the fuck

I have my own boo to be kissing

He’s all yours

[cobalt heart]

😂

[feral scaffold]

https://youtu.be/FtSd844cI7U

WTF

What the fuck

What the fuck

Nooo

[cobalt heart]

CATS

[mild pine]

Finally my erotic furry fan fic is coming to fruition

Fuck yeah for alliteration

[ember iris]

This is what I get to see before I sleep.
Cats.

[thorn ermine]

+rep @cobalt heart

[terse saddle]

Reputations - Error

You have to fill in all the arguments!

Example

+rep @terse saddle Good Trader

Reputations - Copyright 2018 · Jul 19, 2019, 10:03 AM

[thorn ermine]

+rep @cobalt heart best hoe

[terse saddle]

Reputations - positive reputation

Are you sure? Type yes or no!

Reputations - Copyright 2018 · Jul 19, 2019, 10:04 AM

[thorn ermine]

Yes

[terse saddle]

Reputations - positive reputation

Succesfully added the reputation!

Reputations - Copyright 2018 · Jul 19, 2019, 10:04 AM

[cobalt heart]

Not even a hoe

You stink

[mild pine]

Debatable

[thorn ermine]

Yeah that stankest

Too much time hanging around hoes

[cobalt heart]

I quit my emoji job

👀

[sly bluff]

Oh that guy’s messed up, stabbed a woman to death in front of her twin children

[silent osprey]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z80Yj4C777s

[next reef]

We need more emojis

[cobalt heart]

LMAO

[mild pine]

You've heard of cat in the hat now get ready for Taft stuck in the Ba(ft)

[bronze bison]

[open plume]

Hey Guys am i bout to post a channel is it cool?

He Makes GTA V and Red Dead Vids

[mild pine]

Why do I get a sneaking suspicion that's you

[bronze bison]

tbh when it comes to gta yters, I watch Boughy1332 and SugarFreeNos

[mild pine]

@sly bluff stuff like this

[sly bluff]

That’s adorable

I kinda remember you having a pfp like that

[mild pine]

Yeah

Then I left the server I was known for that and moved on

[sly bluff]

And here we are now

[cobalt heart]

[mild pine]

Proof that you're illiterate

[bronze bison]

I have nothin to say xD

[ember iris]

Clothing stores with dedicated places to sit are a blessing

[cobalt heart]

I have the biggest feeling, almost like the photo shouldn't be here, but in #red-dead-media but that can't be right, no one can, mix them up right? That seem impossible to miss, especially twice with a crop

[silent osprey]

Oh you can send photos in #red-dead-media

Didnt know

[bronze bison]

Media places are for pics since we cant send them in actual chats xD

Le more ya know~

[silent osprey]

Ik

[storm coral]

Tis but a lizard

[cobalt heart]

Feet pics

[mild pine]

So unnaturally shaped

[bronze bison]

3, 2, 1...

Let's jam!

[open plume]

what

[mild pine]

Cowboy Bebop

The opening song starts that way

[bronze bison]

yeah, my fav anime

[open plume]

gerald

[bronze bison]

WTH!!

ROCKSTAR, YA'VE DONE IT AGAIN. XD

Damnit Im literally drawing this car as a poster - ARE THEY SPYING ON ME?!

(Its the Mazda 787B. Okay it resembles one lol there's plenty of cars that looks like this)

Watch the flags ruin the car

[fast sandal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kv8jxpLBQ

[open plume]

Interesting

[silent osprey]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/61048/Introducing-The-Diamond-Program

August 7-13

Would make sense to add rdo update after that

[tame goblet]

Tulip, that car is not the 787B it's the Nissan R92CP learn your endurance cars, jeez. >;v((

[bronze bison]

Ik what it was, I was just too lazy to correct myself xD

[bronze bison]

After being bored, I just realized his eyes are... well...
xD

[tulip sigil]

Lmao, its more fun like this

[bronze bison]

He got hit by too many blue shells

[bronze bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brSl5emPgOg
this. is. so catchy! XD

Honestly, I didnt know he sang..

Like, you're tellin me that Donkey from Shrek sounded like this?

[tulip sigil]

Lol yea he started in the 80s with music I think

[bronze bison]

I never knew!!

Sounds so great ^w^

apparently my bro knew but he never bothered to tell me =m=

[tulip sigil]

He also has a reggae song from a few years back

With snoop dogg

https://youtu.be/jiiFzKfuPMk

[bronze bison]

ooh reggae

my bro lets me listen to a few

(Snoop Dogg as Moses in ERB XD)*

[tulip sigil]

XD

[bronze bison]

I cant help it, "I was high upon the mountain" XD

[thorn ermine]

I understood that reference

[tulip sigil]

I didn't 👀

I just had a fcking grasshopper making weird sounds in my house lmao

[bronze bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4
That's literally his first line XD

[tulip sigil]

Ahh lmaoo

[bronze bison]

[thorn ermine]

When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth,
But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf.

[bronze bison]

lmao

[thorn ermine]

One of the best ones imo

And one of the last good ones

[bronze bison]

I still love Teddy vs Churchill, in the end it looks like they became HISTORY ITSELF XD

My fav in terms of instrumental is actually Austin Powers one lol

[thorn ermine]

Steady there, I don't think it's very fair
For a British bulldog to melee with a Teddy Bear

Great line

Anything with watsky in was good too

And zach sherwin

Doc brown vs Doctor who is probably my favourite

At least one of them

[bronze bison]

ooh ooh, what about MLK vs Gandhi? (No, not nuclear Gandhi with agression 255 lmao)

[thorn ermine]

Nah because they used that word

I think it ruins something great. I just don't think it was needed

How it's used it great though

[bronze bison]

"A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose!
TR will give WC the full deuce!"

[tulip sigil]

Laptop broken, i gotta use my phone now

[bronze bison]

I still cant get over this XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3lxSq_edic

[tulip sigil]

[bronze bison]

lol mine's reversed, my phone's ded so im on pc

[tulip sigil]

I wish it was that way 👀

[bronze bison]

lmao that top comment

"Listen to this beat walking around anywhere and you will feel like the baddest badass whoever badassed. For real."

[thorn ermine]

You should check some of zach sherwins stuff

Or Diss raps for hire from epic Lloyd

[bronze bison]

Im pretty sure I did before (lol I still remember in Jackson vs Elvis rap, I think Jackson won tbh)

[bronze bison]

Oh why not.

I slept at wrong time and I'm stuck to being bored while my bro is doing GTA shtuff as usual.

[cobalt heart]

Why did everyone leave me in charge, I've been trying and horribly failing to fix my sleep schedule, and no other staff on are to deal with the rare bull-ish 😂 damn you all

[tulip sigil]

Lol

[thorn ermine]

You don't have to be on

[mild pine]

^

[open plume]

red dead bears irl

[tulip sigil]

Temperature here today

Thats celcius

[thorn ermine]

Lol the autumn leaf though

[tulip sigil]

Lmao its an awesome 3d wallpaper from 3d wallpaper parallax
I recommend the app 👀

[ember iris]

I hate tradies. Scum. Every one of them.
Issues with the bathroom persisted for three fucking weeks and today they get to it. They didn't fix the problem, left twice, and now my bathroom smells like a fucking sewer.

[next reef]

This is what I have to put up with almost every day I play RDO

[ember iris]

Why do you respond?

[next reef]

Because I love adding fuel to a fire that shouldn't exist

[cobalt heart]

[next reef]

And to make him even more butthurt

😂

This is the icing on an already salty cake

[cobalt heart]

Just rejoin if you can, I would xD

[next reef]

Working on it...

[cobalt heart]

Be sure to troll them more

[next reef]

I would love to rn 👌 😉

Wait a minute...

oh ffs

Damn you R*

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!! 😭 😂

This made my day

[ember iris]

Rockstar seems to be having some server issues today

[next reef]

Yeah, and I'm probably the source of those issues

rn

[ember iris]

I doubt it but if you want the ego boost, sure

[next reef]

First I get a PSN message, then kicked by that tryhard and some randoms, and now disconnected...

...what next, a blue screen? Corrupted data?

Hypothesis: R* hates me

[ember iris]

I did five showdowns, R* counted two, left and tried to reconnect six times before I got thrown in a free roam with no access to the daily challenges, my camp, quick join or the options.
Now I can't reconnect and my nephew can't either.

[next reef]

🇴 🇴 🇫

I played 10 Showdown Series (medium; not large or small), and none of them counted

Because...R* logic

[cobalt heart]

Yeah, their cloud servers went to complete shit today

[next reef]

Conclusion: R* and their servers hate me

Fuck it, I'm gonna blow money away in GTA V until this Yeehaw game gets that (late) Sunmer update

[ember iris]

I'm going to the park with my nephew and I'll try again later, maybe after dinner

Having Meat 3000 tonight!

[tulip sigil]

This is me now

[sly bluff]

Me too

[thorn ermine]

@tulip sigil tomorrow is worse

[tulip sigil]

This weather can suck my ass, I prefer the cold

[mild pine]

I prefer the nice and moderate 20°C-24°C

[chilly viper]

Bruh

Celsius lookin ass

[mild pine]

Yeah I don't use freedom units on the internet for the sake of the rest of the planet

[tulip sigil]

And we thank you for it

[thorn ermine]

We really do.

It's a lot of effort to constantly judge people

[feral scaffold]

adorable

it could bite my arm off

[open plume]

nah hes a good boi

[feral scaffold]

i know he wouldnt

that s why i said he could

[open plume]

me rn eating my oatmeal pie before i get ready for work

[tulip sigil]

Europeans this week

[pine pelican]

@lapis kraken

[lapis kraken]

Hell yeah

It’s fun man

[pine pelican]

I’ll try it hopefully soon

[lapis kraken]

Yeah, enjoy. It’s way better than the first

Leaps and bounds better

And I liked the first one

I think we are already friends

[pine pelican]

YOURE JOSH!!!

I thought that was my coworker Josh lmao

@lapis kraken

[lapis kraken]

Lol

Dummy

@pine pelican I even made you one of my best friends...my life is sad

[pine pelican]

We’re still best friends

[thorn ermine]

That's cute

[cobalt heart]

Friends? 🤢

[autumn salmon]

is that chicken

[mild pine]

Why did you put nyquil in there

[full linden]

I can’t wait for my final parts to come tomorrow

[open plume]

2004 R* game: ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
2018 R* game: THERE'S ALWAYS A GODDAMN TRAIN

[full linden]

Spent all day on this bad bitch

I’m just hoping R* announces rdr2 PC with RTX support

[cobalt heart]

👀

[honest slate]

My dog passed away send cursed images

[potent yarrow]

creeper

[bronze bison]

God Im such a kid LOL

[pine pelican]

In Australia doing Aussie things

[weary siren]

Guns?

[honest slate]

Thanks for the cursed images

[weary siren]

https://youtu.be/YeemJlrNx2Q

[meager dune]

https://youtu.be/v4EnI9ZBTfE
So this is what Roger Clark been doing before RDR2 development

[tame goblet]

See you would think that makes no sense, but a magazine fed revolver has been made before.

[ember iris]

Really?

[bronze bison]

mhm I remmeber somethin like the LandStand? idk I saw it from ForgottenWeapons hehe

[ember iris]

Is that Smithers holding that gun?

[cinder pelican]

Just googled it and that's a thing lol

[open plume]

i can see how it would work

like a spring fed self loading revolver, as the cylinder rotates the magazine would load each chamber but then the cases would still be in the cylinder so i guess you'd need a way to empty those for every rotation

[next reef]

Just to clarify a bit:

I joined a Story Mission with low level randoms, and this n00b was so butthurt of my high Rank that he decided to talk shit to me, reported me for "cheating", pissed off the other 2 randoms in the mission, and sent me this lovely PSN message

I've never heard of this insult before

[bronze bison]

XD

Even if it was a compliment in my msgs, I still never look at em

I still love this song and the lyrics lmao
https://youtu.be/E30QsBwrMZ0

"You think you're hot shit,
You're just a name on a list
I crossed you out kid
I did it quick as a whip"

[next reef]

https://youtu.be/zTf9z25NPvI

[glossy island]

creeper

nobody?

[honest slate]

🇧 ohn 🇧 arston

[thorn ermine]

Pro mobile gamer

[mild pine]

Jesus christ

[bronze bison]

my phone wouldve died from storage suffocation long ago lol

[next reef]

https://youtu.be/53FPtUL4EFs

[mild pine]

I think that’s pretty common knowledge at this point

But I won’t stop anyone who tries it

[next reef]

To us, yeah

To the 2 million idiots that have a deathwish, probably not

[mild pine]

This will probably be another tidepod thing where instead of random celebrities telling us not to do it the president says it

[next reef]

Whatever the case is, it'll be fun to watch

[mild pine]

Yeah I hope someone livestreams it

On a different site from twitch or yt because the massacre would go against ToS

[next reef]

👌 😂

At least the Twitch streamers will actually get banned...for once

Unless they really care about those thots

And 💵

[mild pine]

3 streamers got a 24 hour ban yesterday because of a dmca filed against them for restreaming the democratic debate

Classy CNN

[next reef]

Oh, I heard about that one 😅

That was a nice shitshow

[mild pine]

Yep

[next reef]

Better than watching U.S. soldiers explain to their COs about the "Naruto run"

Just trespassing in Area 51 alone (without doing anything else) will automatically land you 10 years in jail plus a fine costing tens of thousands of dollars...

...or you get shot and killed

[cobalt heart]

Hey look, blue balls

[lavish oriole]

Ouch

[open plume]

I bet you the twitch admins like watching the thot streamers for special research so they just keep em and don't ban them

[bronze bison]

Lol

[sly bluff]

Yep

[polar flame]

Y’all.

I found a bunch of pin booths at the monthly art-fair in Vegas. Frankly, I lost my shit when I saw the Fallout pins. Only one Fallout pin though, couldn’t afford any more, so I got a cheaper Bat pin instead.

[bronze bison]

Ooh!

[daring blade]

https://youtu.be/JVp8JEIBLdo

[daring blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3qCLThx_9I&feature=youtu.be

[rapid briar]

How does this saloon thing work? With all the bots?

[thorn ermine]

https://youtu.be/8pvGfFdY_D8

@patent fiber you kept this quiet

[patent fiber]

Lol I did not

Tho that’s all we have to show right now

I filmed a few scenes, I hope my ghost gets a cameo

[thorn ermine]

Lmao

[frigid bobcat]

Regicide needs recruitments📢📢

~What we need ☑🤤

-content creators
-editors
-players/ competitive players

~how to join🤔/requirements

-must have good mic
-got decent clips

• at least good at any game in common
  -must be active
  -also help us grow our clan
  -non-toxic players are needed

Send me a message if you want to join

[cobalt heart]

gang recruitment channel, yo

[frigid bobcat]

Wait where?

[cobalt heart]

Get your console #550659240633827329 then #gang-recruitment-ps or #gang-recruitment-xbox will open up 😊

[frigid bobcat]

Oh so sorry you want me to delete it?

[cobalt heart]

You can if you want, if I wanted it deleted and wasn't lazy, I would've did it 😂

[frigid bobcat]

Lol OK xd

[bronze bison]

https://youtu.be/R4GjGpi_pJY
Can't help it (other than stealing the Z-Type lol)
GTA's songs are still good ya know? =3

[sly bluff]

My sunflowers grew all big n healthy

[open plume]

how you grow them so short

also

[thorn ermine]

Are they real em?

[lapis kraken]

Sheep shaggers

(Sigh) dumb joke

IM THE KING!

lol

[lavish oriole]

The Welsh are sheepshaggers

[thorn ermine]

Lmao

[next reef]

I almost cried just by listening to this

[lavish oriole]

Lol

[bronze bison]

damn I've never seen that many replies XD

[cobalt heart]

👀

[mild pine]

Mostly because it’s fake

They cap out at 500

[upper pawn]

can confirm, most of the BTG staff looks like that 😂

[bronze bison]

[mild pine]

I take great pleasure in knowing I don't look anything like that

[cobalt heart]

Can't wait until I look like that

[bronze bison]

well my bro calls me Esqueleto XD

LOL LVL UP XD

I'm a skellington lol

[mild pine]

I'm the definition of what a luchador looks like

[cobalt heart]

Loopy confirmed Jack Black circa 2006

[bronze bison]

[cobalt heart]

As you can tell, unlike the Sheriffs, us Deputies can get the traffic lights thing correct

[mild pine]

Well considering there's usually only two of us online at a time, not much we could do

[cobalt heart]

Even when there's 3, yous get it upside down

[bronze bison]

XD

[lapis kraken]

How did Windmaze get my photo?

[thorn ermine]

Lmao

[bronze bison]

[thorn ermine]

How did he get into our office

[thorn ermine]

It's show time!!

[upper pawn]

good luck little man 😃

[lapis kraken]

Handsome man right there!

[thorn ermine]

Yeah who'd have thought I could do that eh

I always expected my offspring to look like quazemodo

[lapis kraken]

Yeah, cool creation

[thorn ermine]

Wow pahaha

It's amazing what you can do with some pipe cleaners and sticky tape

He rides his new horse this weekend too.

[lapis kraken]

Lol

Hahaha, that boy is so damn cute

[thorn ermine]

Nah he's a little shit ahaha

Just a poser for photos

[mild pine]

@tame goblet

Man this is a lot funnier than I remember it being

[upper pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXM1yBXpQRw

[ornate pollen]

Arthur sharing his favorite movies at the theatre https://youtu.be/GhLH_5qyxg8

[tame goblet]

You guys ever fall down a literal rabbit hole and end up terrified of what strange arcane beings you've discovered? Because I do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB6uh5U63gY

[prisma laurel]

Why.

Why are you like this.

[tame goblet]

robogirls

[mild pine]

I mean on one hand wtf

On the other hand unzips pants

[tame goblet]

Want more? Twitter cursed me.

[open plume]

this is true

[next reef]

Guns and bullets don't kill people, video game cases, DVDs, and character dialogue from fictional characters do

[mild pine]

Wake up sheeple

[mild pine]

The aforementioned ‘sis,’ the staple of every white girl from ages 12-32, commonly used before “SKSKSKSKS,” “and I oop,” and “🤡”

[tame goblet]

No.

[open plume]

yes

[bronze bison]

XD

[honest slate]

Arthur morgan: exists in chapter 6 Dutch van der linde:

[bronze bison]

[silent osprey]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wJeaRLWYrcY

[open plume]

lol

[fallen oracle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSzp6-SV5FI

this brings so much nostalgia

[honest slate]

i aint gay

[next reef]

TFW a low level doesn't have the balls to 1v1 a high level

[cobalt heart]

That's always the best when lowies try to start shit, get killed and back off

[next reef]

Final score: 2-0 lzzzzzz

He used incendiary buckshot, I whipped out my trusty "boom boom" arrow and

Also, I don't take prisoners...I execute them

[lavish oriole]

@next reef imagine using explosive ammo against a low level f

[cobalt heart]

That's why I use shotguns

[tame goblet]

imagine using bullets against people

real men use knives of the non throwing variety.

[cobalt heart]

Imagine not shooting kids. What a fucked up world that would be

[next reef]

Fuck that shit

Use a lasso

Go Indiana Jones on their low level bitch asses

[tame goblet]

They need to give us shortfuse dynamite so we can jihad.

[next reef]

Or...give us whips

[cobalt heart]

Allah Akbar

[tame goblet]

You know people will dress like the fucking Colonel and whip the tobacco field workers.

[next reef]

Regardless of how much controversy R* will get, whips will be great

[tame goblet]

That's all they will do.

[next reef]

That is realistic...

Which is what R* wants

[tame goblet]

Not period accurate. Slavery already ended.

[next reef]

Lynching hasn't...until 1981

[tame goblet]

Lynching and whipping field workers are two different things.

[next reef]

Correct, but since Red Dead takes place in a southern state and R* has (somewhat) kept racism to a minimum, I'm sure the devs will have to include it somewhere in RDO to keep the 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇱 🇮 🇸 🇲 ongoing

[tame goblet]

I'll lynch you.

[mild pine]

Please do

[tame goblet]

If you ask nicely.

[next reef]

That is me being nice

Realistically speaking, you will most likely get lit up by me using explosive ammo before you even get close to whipping range because of long distance relationships

[cobalt heart]

Tac with pigtails

[bronze bison]

Do not give me ideas to overdo anime shiet art xD

Go Sailor Moon on yall lol

[open plume]

@wind owl saxton

Oooh im gonna

[cobalt heart]

Do it Tulip, I dare you

[tame goblet]

If I wasn't poor, I'd pay you to make memey ass weeb art.

[mild pine]

I can describe Tac in full detail starting from his head of soft, silky hair to her giant muscles and above average tits

I can make you very low quality memey weeb art

[tame goblet]

But I won't pay for low quality.

And I'm still poor.

[mild pine]

You’re poor, what does it matter

[tame goblet]

I feel like I lose either way.

[cobalt heart]

I love how that went from "his hair" to "her muscles and tits"

[tame goblet]

Slaanesh

[daring blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN1j-xlpLvM&feature=youtu.be

[open plume]

Wtf did I just watch?

[cobalt heart]

Porn

[silent osprey]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2019/08/16/no-more-green-tea-vaping-or-drinks-ending-ccino-mormon-church-tells-members/

[open plume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

[tame goblet]

This concerns me.

[open plume]

anime logic 😛

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDUYp7REUeo

[open plume]

Just pixels and real life mixed

[mild pine]

The fuck

[cobalt heart]

ROFL

[open plume]

XD

[next reef]

[open plume]

Idk either’s ex wife mixed with l0opy

[open plume]

Here we got poor ash

Link is next XD

[cobalt heart]

I know I'm gonna get karma, but holy shit I laughed way too hard at that

[open plume]

I just stomped on a few buttons and now it’s this. The easiest way to photoshop.

[open plume]

Has anyone ever seen this man in his sleep

[cobalt heart]

Can't say I have

[open plume]

A lot of reports of this guy in they’re dreams

I remember a dream where I was tied up

And a demon came up to me

But out of the dark this man came and slit my throat before the demon touched me

I woke up all sweaty

[cobalt heart]

"NO, MY KILL" 😂

[open plume]

I think he wanted to help me

Put of my dreams

Out*

Since that I always dream of being friends in the end with the demons and killers

And there are similar reports

I didn’t even have the balls to report this after seeing this photo

[cobalt heart]

Fun fact, sorta not really, just a fact, you can't dream of faces you've never seen so people have to seen that guy first, or someone closely looking like him to even dream of him

[open plume]

He came up and pulled a knife out his but while saying raaaawaaaaaawaaaaraaawaaaaa

And than I was all sweaty

Like I just played a basketball match

[cobalt heart]

Should've looked under your covers or bed

[open plume]

Only thing I saw was a huge white pickle under my underwear

And no I didn’t piss myself

[next reef]

First my neighborhood, and now in California

It's Round 2 with "government surveillance drones"

[open plume]

Wait a second

So my bird isn’t real!?

(Yes I take my bird outside and in my car so what!?)

[sly bluff]

Borb

[open plume]

I’m gonna beat the shit out of that drone now

I ripped off all his feathers

I found the featherless bird photo on google

I will never raise my hand at my bird

[sly bluff]

Cutie

[open plume]

The bird of the cheese

Or*

He’s getting babies

He layed an egg

[sly bluff]

The bird

[open plume]

Yea

Last week

[sly bluff]

He’s a boy how’d he lay an egg

[open plume]

I meant that he shat on my couch

But he did have sex

So he will get kids

I hope

But I will have to either split or don’t take them because the owner of the other bird wants them to

So I will probably just keep them all together and don’t separate them

[lavish oriole]

Woah

[mild pine]

Absolutely

Penis milk also has less fat content than breast milk so it's a much healthier alternative

[open plume]

Big Smoke married idk either’s ex wife

[sly bluff]

Adorable

[open plume]

I know right

[tame goblet]

I love them.

[sly bluff]

Her name is Yuki

[tame goblet]

Cute. I wish I could easily post pictures from my phone on here. I'd show off my dog.

[mild pine]

I hate it

[sly bluff]

Wow ok

[cobalt heart]

Doggo

[lavish oriole]

Best doggo

[mild pine]

Iggy!

[open plume]

I am married to CJ now

[cobalt heart]

Memecraft

WHY A WHITE BACKGROUND

[bronze bison]

lol very cool though!

I actually drew my own mc peep before lol

[cobalt heart]

Wolfo

[bronze bison]

aw!

[mild pine]

If you are reading this you are dumb

Eat my chode Lilith

[cobalt heart]

LMAO

[ember iris]

OK, I'm going to post this here.
Yall remember the first season of Sons of Anarchy when the fed kidnapped that chick, his ex, and was gonna sexually assault her? I wasn't disturbed by the attempt because I knew that the guy from Pacific Rim was going to bust in and save the day.
I want to talk about the real disturbing thing: his Ipod. The guy had the same song on a playlist like forty times. Why?! He could just put it on repeat. Put it once on its own playlist and loop it if you're gonna be a 50s serial killer about it. And the implications too: the FBI hired a boob who can't even work out an mp3 player, but they let him carry a firearm in public? Like holy shit.

[tame goblet]

Sounds like real life.

[ember iris]

I don't shuffle my playlists because I enjoy the order I add songs in and since my music is so diverse, I don't want to go from Meshuggah to Tracy Chapman.
Ironically, I saved Shed right after Fast Car so maybe I'm weird.

But I don't save "Wonderful Christmastime" 18 times either. Just once and frankly I regret it

Only need to hear McCartney saying "Simply HAVING" just once

Unrelated, I once called detergent "Laundry milk".

[open plume]

k

[cobalt heart]

A Tac and his donkey

[bronze bison]

my lord I found it XD
I heard this in a random commercial and it caught my attention lol
https://youtu.be/Dn8-4tjPxD8

[silent osprey]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boomer

[bronze bison]

https://youtu.be/72VXMjO14oc vr la noire

Whoever this guy is, he's a genius xD comedy geld

[thorn ermine]

Quack

Quack

Quack

Crack

Crack

Crack

[bronze bison]

IMMEDIATELY POINTS HIS REVOLVER ON HIMSELF HAHAAHA

SLAPS A MAN TO DEATH IM DYING XD

[thorn ermine]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Oculus-Quest-All-Gaming-Headset/dp/B07QPKZKL5/ref=asc_df_B07QPKZKL5/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=205235603981&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13759890684408782&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006855&hvtargid=pla-764330235975&psc=1&th=1&psc=1

That is a wireless oculus rift

[lapis kraken]

Oh right!

Dude...$500 hell no

[thorn ermine]

Bargain

[lapis kraken]

Yeah, I e been eyeing it

[fast sandal]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107504/reviews

Go watch

[silent osprey]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5NOH2dEv_s

@mild pine

[honest slate]

we should find a zombie in minecraft and call him Shrek and find a donkey

[silent osprey]

😐

[fringe void]

Dutch van der linde#2545 has been warned.

[honest slate]

oh i didnt know you liked gacha life

[silent osprey]

Not cool bro

[honest slate]

im crazy you know

[daring blade]

https://youtu.be/NeM_iwltIe8

[silent osprey]

mood

[open plume]

Noice, ima steal that

[cobalt heart]

There you go

[thorn ermine]

I knew I could count on you

Em promised on her server and never delivered

[cobalt heart]

I've seen Em's titty pic

[thorn ermine]

@sly bluff i thought we were buds

[sly bluff]

We are buds

[thorn ermine]

Then how come lilith got a titty pic?!?

Is it coz she's prettier

I'm pretty on the inside tyvm

[sly bluff]

Ain’t no one on the planet got a titty pic from me 🙄

[thorn ermine]

I wish I could say the same

[lavish oriole]

[thorn ermine]

There is bare pictures of me out there

[sly bluff]

That’s scary you’re 12

[cobalt heart]

👀

FBI, hello?

[thorn ermine]

Lol aye it would be weird

You younguns will get there soon

Smh

[cobalt heart]

Okay grandpa

[thorn ermine]

I bet she smokes more pole too

[upper pawn]

wait Tacs nudes?

the internet is a tainted place

[sly bluff]

Tainted :3c

[thorn ermine]

Sure is

[pine pelican]

Some screenshots of my realm on bedrock