#general-media

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true niche
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Are u assuming my gender. SMFHHHHHH

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Fish you are better than this

karmic totem
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No balls

true niche
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smh

mild pine
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Fish is yellow and still can't figure out our genders even if we say them

karmic totem
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I’m not here when you say it smh

hollow zephyr
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How do u guys feel about shrek reboot

mild pine
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I like it

open plume
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im dead

karmic totem
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Spill the tea sis

open plume
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Okay

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Tea

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Yum

true niche
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Yea

open plume
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Better than coffee

true niche
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Tea

karmic totem
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Wig

true niche
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Yummy

karmic totem
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^^

true niche
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Bliss

outer perch
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firstly there's this lengthy string of tweets that an independent journalist made about what's going on

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some other dude posted it

open plume
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Too lazy to click what's the tldr

outer perch
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i don't think there really is a tl;dr, partner, but i'll read through again and try

open plume
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Thanks. I'm washing dishes so I can't just sit and read xD I appreciate

karmic totem
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So you’re telling me

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Furries have a connection to discord

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And there are furries working at Discord’s safety department

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and some super intolerant furries are reporting anyone who says anything bad about furries to them

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Without evidence

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and they get instabanned

outer perch
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did... you even read... the tweets yet...

open plume
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Cardinal join vc

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And tell me there

karmic totem
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I did I read the tweets

outer perch
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i don't have a mic to converse with atm

open plume
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Oh

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Shit

outer perch
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apparently you didn't read hard enough fish

true niche
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Dammit

outer perch
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i think

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there is evidence

open plume
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But what does the fbi have to do with it

outer perch
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um

true niche
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Fish. Read the lore.

open plume
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Of a specific kind of pron?

true niche
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Read my lore

open plume
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Oh god. Is it what I think it us

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*is

outer perch
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look i don't think a tl;dr is possible

true niche
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I mean

outer perch
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i think you need to see it for yourself once you get time.

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or else you're gonna be missing stuff

true niche
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Ok. Imma read it

open plume
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Reeeeeeee

true niche
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:0

open plume
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@fish join vc

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@karmic totem

outer perch
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make sure you read the pictures that come with the tweets

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they provide extra evidence and context

karmic totem
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I can’t

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Wait I can

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I can’t talk

outer perch
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I lied btw

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I do have a mic I'm just super sheepish about talking.

karmic totem
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smh my head i just joined

outer perch
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Rabbit hole, huh?

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The double standard of these discord people abusing their power is insane.

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double standard = a rule or principle which is unfairly applied in different ways to different people or groups.

sly bluff
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What’s goin on in here lads

outer perch
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Voice chat

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Vague's posse

sly bluff
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Rock and roll

open plume
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Polter join vc

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No balls

sly bluff
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It’s NIGHT TIME

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Ask me on the weekend lmao

open plume
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It always is huh >:(

sly bluff
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Yeah it sure is

open plume
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Funny how it always seems to he night time when I ask you at night >:(

mild pine
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It is indeed night

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11 pm to be exact

sly bluff
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What a weird coincidence

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10:52 GWjiangoOmegaLUL

hollow ermine
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10:52 >:(

mild pine
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Who doesn't round the time

open plume
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LUCIFER JOIN

sly bluff
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Am to the pm pm to the am fuuUUUUnk

open plume
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Polter I appreciate you

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Sm

mild pine
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My left stroke just went viral

hollow ermine
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I won't talk tho! Y'all would be talking to yourselves :(

sly bluff
open plume
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LUCIFER why wouldn't you talk

hollow ermine
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your what stroke

sly bluff
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There it is

open plume
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Polter is a legend

mild pine
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Its humble

hollow ermine
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  1. night 2. my spoken english is absolute garbage
open plume
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We can speak spanish

hollow ermine
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have fun though!

open plume
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LUCIFER o swear

mild pine
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I can't speak because I don't even know where my mic is

true niche
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Its cray

outer perch
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I have returned

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it's how these people have zero tolerance for loli

karmic totem
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Fucking hell I just read it

outer perch
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but permit "cub porn"

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which is basically the same but furry

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that's the double standard.

karmic totem
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RO WHY ARE YOU DEEPTHROATING YOUR MIC

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FUCKIN ELL

mild pine
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Furry cp is possibly the only thing worse than regular cp

outer perch
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we need a voice chat channel

karmic totem
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isn’t cb automatically furry

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This is making me want to commit apoptosis

outer perch
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hey you guys like fut bol?

karmic totem
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it’s regulated cell death

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you’re not supposed to know fuckin hell

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that’s the joke

mild pine
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I can't find my mic you fools

outer perch
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no i said i have a mic but i just don't feel like talking

karmic totem
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Yes Ro

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;)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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(ּơ̑ළּơ̑)

hollow ermine
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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

karmic totem
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Ro is a wamen

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Fruit Loops is black

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Woahhhh

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oka

outer perch
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hey guys

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if you like football

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watch this nice football madden vidjagame corruption

karmic totem
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Cat shut up you’re literally no older than a fucking zygote

outer perch
karmic totem
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and my point stands

outer perch
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are you gonna watch my clip

karmic totem
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cardinal speak no balls

outer perch
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i'll say something funny

karmic totem
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Your life

outer perch
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gimme a minute i need to think

karmic totem
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cat you literally need to fucking chill Jesus Christ

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I think if i met cat irl I would actually end my life right there

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Shut up crow

outer perch
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i am immune to pier pressure, because I never go to piers.

karmic totem
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I got one wrong on my practice quiz Vague

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20

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Which is fucking shit

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wait no

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7

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6/7

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Which is like a fucking C

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I’m gonna kill myself

mild pine
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What about me being black

karmic totem
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My gpa is a 4.00 rn

mild pine
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You're asian

karmic totem
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But the max is a 4.125 which I don’t have

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So I’ve failed life

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and I’m going to commit

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But I have 3 more sections to studyo

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this is just English

outer perch
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i have long past the time for me to speak on the mic 😃

mild pine
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I'm going to fail ap english

karmic totem
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BRENDEN

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brEDNSN GET THE FUCK OUT

mild pine
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I dOnT hAvE a MiC

karmic totem
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Cardinal

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He’s a furry

outer perch
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you're all furries

karmic totem
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No brenden’s a furry

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I was

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Talking about brenden

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Cheesehead’s a furry

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He went to furrycon

outer perch
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yeah i'm a religious figure so shut up

karmic totem
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BRENDEN DO YOU WORK AS DISCORD

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*AT

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bro the FBI is coming after you

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wow cardinal

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What a great

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great intro

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I can

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flex on em

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hahahaha

outer perch
rich edge
karmic totem
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HE WORKS AT DISCORD YALL

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IM TELLING YOU

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Brenden literally thinks cub porn is fine

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lmao

hushed pierBOT
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Auto unmuted @gray kite

gray kite
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hell yeah im unmuted

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i didnt say i thought it was fine, i said it was legal

karmic totem
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just fucking adjust the volume

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Someone sounds like fucking Voldemort

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nvm it’s Gollum

outer perch
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again.

karmic totem
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Cat’s from the bay but she sounds like she’s from the valley

outer perch
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Sigh of awkwardness

true niche
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I'm sorry I left you alone with her

rich edge
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wtf

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eat my dickhole

true niche
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:0

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But, ur a wamen

outer perch
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wamen holds manny sekrets

true niche
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Many

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So cat is a futanaru?

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Futanari

outer perch
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holy shit this is actually good

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FF7 is my fav final fantasy game

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even though they got the title of the song wrong...

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and that's their only video...

daring blade
subtle egret
pine pelican
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lmao

subtle egret
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(Not that I'm personally complaining)

lapis kraken
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Lol

subtle egret
pine pelican
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lmao

subtle egret
robust rune
mild pine
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Uncle is real >:(

open plume
subtle egret
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LMFAO

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This wins all, Purp

patent fiber
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Efish!

karmic totem
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God damn it

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Fine

subtle egret
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Swimmy McFish

patent fiber
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Scalien

subtle egret
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Ellian

patent fiber
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Yea but with scales

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Cuz fish

subtle egret
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Fishellian

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Scellian

patent fiber
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Lololol

open plume
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Large Mouth Benny (bass+Lenny)

subtle egret
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lell

robust rune
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fishy summers

karmic totem
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Lenny Swimmers

subtle egret
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lmao!! ❤ fish changed avatar

upper pawn
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Mex the meme lord has his own meme now.

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The universe is in balance

patent fiber
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Lololol

lapis kraken
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Lol

subtle egret
karmic totem
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ITS

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FINLLY

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DONE

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TOOK ME A FUCKING CENTURY

mild pine
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Damn

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Impressive rendering and shading fish bowl

outer perch
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Engravings have no tactical advantage whatsoever.

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Unless you're planning to sell it off at an auction or somethin.

mild pine
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That's cardinal's way of saying "nice"

karmic totem
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Thanks guys lol

outer perch
mild cliff
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not mine but i thought it would share

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i*

slate ruin
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FLAT

subtle egret
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Love the rifle Fesh

rain sigil
barren moth
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legendary

lapis kraken
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@rain sigil how many tide pods did you eat?

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Think we should build a wall that you can tunnel under to get to them?

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Sorry, I’m trying to be a dick.

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A dick

rain sigil
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@lapis kraken why would you try to be a dick?

lapis kraken
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A dick

rain sigil
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i don't understand what's happening 😬

lapis kraken
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Lmao!!

rain sigil
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it must be the tide pods... they make me confused after snack time

lapis kraken
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lol!!

rain sigil
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did you know the bright colors of tide pods are associated to fruit in our brains.. it's just a biological reaction to want to eat them.

lapis kraken
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Nope

rain sigil
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true facts

subtle egret
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Few things in nature are blue, so.... I am at a loss

rain sigil
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blueberries..

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blue waffles

subtle egret
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If the waffle moves, kill it

lapis kraken
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Blue jay
Blue belle
Blue flowers by Dr Octagon

subtle egret
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If the waffle moves, step on it

slate ruin
open plume
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;)

open plume
karmic totem
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fuck you I have an insufferable sweet tooth

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damn they gonna bam you got that

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*for

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Better delete it quick

open plume
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oh fr

karmic totem
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Yeah

open plume
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you cant say the n word

karmic totem
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Doesn’t matter if you’re black

open plume
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im sorry mr mods

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and mrs

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anyways all this talk made me hungry im gonna eat cashews with the shell

karmic totem
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Stop I hate you so fucking much

open plume
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😂

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speaking of cashews

karmic totem
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I want tteokbokki

open plume
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who else didnt know they came from a fruit

karmic totem
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I did

open plume
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can you eat the fruit

karmic totem
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Not sure about that one chief

open plume
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These aren't even funny. Just. Dumb.

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eso es el punto sergeanto

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pero por qué

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I don't have the best photoshop skills

upper pawn
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nice catch @karmic totem

open plume
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That's a lovely fruit bat

upper pawn
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and its okay @open plume everyone gets a chance

open plume
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Thanks purp for knowing what it was

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thats a vegetable bird

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oof

upper pawn
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I think it was hella obvious that that was Vague 😂

open plume
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Well some people don't know fruit bats exist sksksksk

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Narwhales exist

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sex

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resists the urge to turn immature

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fart

robust rune
tough magnet
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@polar cipher

tough magnet
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@open plume

sly bluff
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looks like my ass

open plume
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How can I pin that comment?

tough magnet
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Currently

open plume
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Now that's something a class clown would say

sly bluff
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how to delete someone else’s post

tough magnet
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Lol its weird right

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Just doing some shopping for my vacation tomorrow

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It’s gonna snow

open plume
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Piano

mild pine
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YOOOOO

open plume
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You know him?

mild pine
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Gawddamn first song is plastic love

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In December I was working or remixing and mashing up a bunch of other songs with that

open plume
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Is this where our bromance blossoms?

mild pine
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Yes it is

open plume
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Oh god, a slapper

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I'm saving that for my rest and relaxation playlist

mild pine
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Yeeee

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If you're ever in need of a jazz/funk/soul whatever fix I gotchu homie

barren moth
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@true niche

true niche
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Omlordy

open plume
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@true niche

subtle egret
subtle egret
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@pine pelican @open plume @lapis kraken

pine pelican
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Already added to my list on Netflix.

lapis kraken
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Awesome

open plume
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You were just reading our conversation without saying anything?!

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slowly walks away

pine pelican
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lmao

mild pine
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I really thought that was going to be juice wrld

open plume
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Nah owl City is amazing

pine pelican
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You were made out of plastic, FAKE!

torpid sinew
pine pelican
mild pine
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Look at all those $1 bills

upper pawn
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@fathom pagoda why would you ping @ everyone in a 5K+ person server

lapis kraken
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$350?

upper pawn
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i mean, the pings are turned off.

mild pine
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More importantly, why would they think it'd work

upper pawn
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^

pine pelican
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I sold a TV to a coworker, he paid me in $1 bills lol

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$300

lapis kraken
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I was close!

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If I could’ve smelled it, I would’ve guessed correctly

subtle egret
mild pine
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The hell is with all the reboots lately

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Like I get that tapping into (and basically exploiting lmao) a generation's nostalgia is profitable but still

subtle egret
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Cyberdine Systems is responsible for the Good Guys toy line

pine pelican
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Yes!

outer perch
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the thing with nostalgia is they have to really nail that feeling again

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if it doesn't work, it's bland and ghastly like a raw filet mignon.

mild pine
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And uhhh, I'd say that their record of recapturing that feeling is in the negatives

outer perch
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seeing something make a reboot only for it to flop when you have the nostalgia for it is just

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disappointing

open plume
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Shhh fish

karmic totem
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Wait if chucky is just a programmed robot that just takes away all the horror

subtle egret
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I don't know, AI gone wrong has been pretty terrifying

karmic totem
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But it’s much more terrifying if something that’s not supposed to move on it’s own moves on its own

subtle egret
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I could honestly care less whether voodoo or AI is the reason. The most important thing is Chucky's voice, performance, character, and personality. That will ultimately sell the tale, if done well

karmic totem
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yeah

open plume
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yeah

subtle egret
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A space meteor could fall done and alien dust infect a doll with DNA spores for all I care. Chucky needs to be the star and be freaky, while also providing something new without being a Saturday Night Live impersonation of Brad Dourif's Chucky. That is where this film will sink or swim.

outer perch
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correction

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"I couldn't care less."

subtle egret
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Ooh, we gotta live one over here

tall grove
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If you can turn into anything, what would it be?

subtle egret
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And to *correct you, "for all I care" is also an acceptable expression

open plume
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A crow

subtle egret
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It's been a commonly used idiom for decades

tall grove
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:/

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@open plume

subtle egret
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Fish, what happened to avatar?

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I like the Lenny-Fish 😭

open plume
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Wolf destroys Cardinal with facts and logic.

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Ha! I duped someone

outer perch
open plume
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Hm

subtle egret
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Sheeyit, boa, I use adverbs how I damn well please

open plume
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A true man

outer perch
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i didn't question anything else, cowpoke.

subtle egret
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spins his adverb several times, before sliding it home in his hip holster

karmic totem
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What

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I still have the Lenny fish

subtle egret
open plume
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:)

subtle egret
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Fenny Lish is a Fish

hidden raptor
gray kite
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or close enough

open plume
gray kite
karmic totem
mild pine
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My hands are better but okay

karmic totem
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Frick your hands

true niche
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I mean I'm not gay but damn

karmic totem
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This my mans

true niche
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That's me btw

mild pine
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Frick your mans

true niche
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Hecckin frick!

mild pine
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Binch

karmic totem
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He’s hot

mild pine
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"That's hot, that's hot"
-Will Smith 2018

true niche
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He is hot. Comin from a straight male like myself

karmic totem
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That’s my fucking MANS

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YES

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tatsun slaying the game 😩😩✨✨❤️❤️

true niche
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At least he doesn't look like a typical kpop idol

karmic totem
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He’s a japanese stage actor

true niche
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Nice. Japan is my city👌

karmic totem
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Kimura Tatsunari

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He played my favorite character in the stage play adaptation of Haikyuu

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yesssss 😎😎😎

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Fuck I have to go sicko mode

true niche
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I watched the first episode of Haikyuu back 2 years ago. I dropped it because the fandom made it so uncomfortable for me to enjoy it. Idk I'm wack likee that

karmic totem
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See y’all in the mornin’

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Oof yeah the fandom’s kinda bad

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used to be in it

true niche
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Good night. Yea lol

karmic totem
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Night night 🅱rother

true niche
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Night night ma nibba

sly bluff
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IA is a Vocaloid, Vocaloid isn’t anime

feral scaffold
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“That’s one sexy bus”

sly bluff
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wow fucking epic

ancient valley
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best bus of all

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the buss that is a nut buster

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I want to die

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rip 😤 🔫

sly bluff
barren moth
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@true niche

subtle egret
native junco
sly bluff
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It me

mild pine
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Rabbits @ Arthur when he's doing master hunter challenges

barren moth
mild pine
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What does it cost to say it

slate ruin
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YoUr SoUl

barren moth
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A mute or ban

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Lol

open plume
honest slate
honest slate
barren moth
honest slate
barren moth
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Saw it

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Only original memes here

honest slate
barren moth
honest slate
barren moth
honest slate
barren moth
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I'm fine with that

honest slate
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jesus the file is too big

barren moth
honest slate
barren moth
dull sun
honest slate
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why do i not laugh

barren moth
mild cliff
torpid sinew
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I live by this quote

mild pine
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Too bad slavery wasn't a major issue to him GWjojoKillMe

open plume
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yeh...

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too bad he didn't play apex

true niche
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Hey I love Ghost Rider

barren moth
karmic totem
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🤔😔😩

mild cliff
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i want to dance like bruno mars

barren moth
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Monkeyfartbum @open plume

open plume
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cockwomble

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@karmic totem

barren moth
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Stfu u bellend

open plume
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;)

barren moth
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Aahh bollocks

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Can I get uuuhhhhh

Thicc thigh cute tummy waifu

karmic totem
karmic totem
karmic totem
barren moth
karmic totem
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Travis Scott is a bacteriophage

barren moth
feral scaffold
barren moth
open plume
barren moth
feral scaffold
mild pine
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Sometimes I think this server just wants me to kill myself

feral scaffold
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Why is hat

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That*

barren moth
feral scaffold
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I have seen that already

barren moth
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Yo'ure big giey

karmic totem
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Is this how bullets work

feral scaffold
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Stop showing us your dildos

karmic totem
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ok

mild pine
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That doesn't look aerodynamic at all

karmic totem
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It’s a buttplug but alright

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Why isn’t it aerodynamic

mild pine
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Oh the that's just the tip I thought that was a different bullet design lul

karmic totem
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Lol that’s what my dad thought too

gray kite
karmic totem
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And he started yelling at me like a motherfucker

gray kite
feral scaffold
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Imma does my dog

mild pine
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Fish you motherfucker

gray kite
karmic totem
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I am

feral scaffold
mild pine
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Why does that look photoshopped really poorly

feral scaffold
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It’s not

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Wtf

mild pine
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The lighting looks so unnatural

feral scaffold
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Idk why that is

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I just found it on the internet

true niche
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Oh damn. She fine

mild pine
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Was she like, psycho or something

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I'd have to have ar least 2 or 3 night stands lul

karmic totem
open plume
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@fathom pagoda Tagging everyone doesn't work because they disabled the ping for it

barren moth
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Quick, mods are asleep, have political arguments

honest slate
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this was actually fun mission

hollow ermine
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@open plume mods and several other people have told him several times that it doesn’t work and that if it’d worked, it’d be a dick move. He still continues tag everyone to watch his awful unedited gameplay

subtle egret
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fish is a fash

fierce forge
tough magnet
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It’s snowing

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😁

karmic totem
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You know what

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After I played rd2 for 6 hours straight I’d be super conscious of my walk cycles and shit like that

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And whenever I saw a person I’d imagine the defuse/greet/antagonize button

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I wouldnt hallucinate it but I’d imagine it

hollow ermine
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like when a see a bird irl and almost reach for my inexistant varmint rifle 🤔

karmic totem
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Right? Went to the zoo right after and looking at the deer made me wonder where the crosshair was

mild pine
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That's concerning

tough magnet
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Oml 😂

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I just saw some pallets Omw Home and I double glanced at them thinking they were those orange ones from fortnite

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I need help

mild pine
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I thought my neon blue cleaning supplies was a chug jug and I downed the entire thing 😂👌

tough magnet
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Ok

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You actually made me laugh 😂

mild pine
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And they made me in need of a stomach pump

tough magnet
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I would have just sucked it out of you like snake venom

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From your belly

mild pine
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That's really weird and kind of gross but I wouldn't stop you

tough magnet
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Yay! I don’t need another charge

honest slate
open plume
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You've posted that already

barren moth
honest slate
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k

open plume
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now THAT

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is epic

barren moth
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That is epicswag

karmic totem
#

epic gamer time

honest slate
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nugget is my ni||ce person||er

open plume
#

😎

barren moth
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Fello g8mr

karmic totem
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Greetings fellow gaymer

honest slate
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Mey hister

barren moth
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👋

open plume
#

Yeah I'm gay
Gamer
And
Yeah

honest slate
#

ogabmul

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read it backwars

barren moth
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Oh yeah yeah

honest slate
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backwards

barren moth
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Backwars?

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Woah

karmic totem
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omegalul?

honest slate
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no its backwards

barren moth
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New non-canon star wars series coming soon

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"backwars" infinity war

honest slate
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umm lumbago comes and gives the soldiers lumbago

open plume
#

ps4 🍆 xbox

honest slate
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its a slow and painful death my brother

barren moth
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Ps4 aubergine xbox

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🤔

honest slate
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if i see sadie adler irl

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i

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nut

open plume
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Matt, you understand me <3

barren moth
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Please cease your incecent comments about nutting to Sadie, Arthur

mild pine
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Matt reminds me of this guy I used to know

open plume
#

Named Snake?

barren moth
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🤔

mild pine
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His name was Bruce, he was British, and he'd always talk down to me 😩

barren moth
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I would never talk down to someone like you L0opy

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Only people like that Arthur dude

honest slate
mild pine
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He also pulled a "mr steal your girl" on me GWqlabsKek

honest slate
#

umm

open plume
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Matt would you ever talk down to me?

honest slate
#

this is meme posting

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not general

mild pine
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One week she was into me thr next she was in his dms

barren moth
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No, Crow

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I'm in no position to talk down to decent people

honest slate
open plume
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<3

barren moth
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Especially since you know who I really am

open plume
#

:)

honest slate
#

HMM I WONDER IF THIS IS GENERAL

open plume
#

I know things about your room that others don't

honest slate
#

bruh

barren moth
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So I couldn't be funny and/or intimidating in the slightest

mild pine
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Why are you gettin so damn pissy mate

barren moth
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Like how I don't say my T's

honest slate
#

i think this is general

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idk

open plume
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XD You're a funny guy, Matt, you're a friend

barren moth
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<3

open plume
#

Arthur, are you mod? oh wait

honest slate
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OH NO YOU JUST GOT FRIEND ZONED

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i thought this was general

barren moth
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I don't swing that way

honest slate
#

tf are you talking about

open plume
#

Colm swings both ways XD

honest slate
#

do you want to be hanged?

mild pine
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I'm only straight to my convience

barren moth
#

Kind of

mild pine
#

Hanging is my preferred method of execution

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I have a problem

barren moth
#

That's apparent

open plume
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Falling a great distance is my preferred

honest slate
#

tf

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The

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fucking

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image

open plume
#

I wanna feel like I'm flying before splat

barren moth
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Eating 2400 almonds is my preferred method

honest slate
#

is destroyed

open plume
#

Are you allergic to almonds?

barren moth
#

Almonds contain cyanide and 2400 of them is the equivalent of one suicide pill

open plume
#

oh god oh fuck

honest slate
#

LUMBAGO GO TO GENERAL STORE

barren moth
#

Wait it's 3200

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Not 2400

honest slate
#

no its not

karmic totem
#

who is this guy

open plume
#

Almonds are tasty but now they're scary

honest slate
#

is this general?

barren moth
#

I remember that becuase I had a bucket of 800 almonds that I ate and I had the shits for two days and I googled it and I could've killed myself

honest slate
#

reckon*

open plume
#

oh god, Matt, thanks for the tips

karmic totem
#

why do you keep asking if it’s general

open plume
#

Nut time!

barren moth
#

Woah

honest slate
#

you are making my suicide limit go up

barren moth
#

Tf?

honest slate
#

well

open plume
#

limit?

barren moth
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Arthur you're the only unfunny one here

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Except me

honest slate
open plume
#

Matt, shut it, you're like the funniest person in Gunslingers

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Aside Polter, but I"m biased because it's polter

barren moth
#

Ty

honest slate
#

he isnt funny at all lmao

karmic totem
#

Aren’t they the only two active people in gunslingers

open plume
#

Arthur, saying you wanna nut to sadie isn't comedy

barren moth
#

Compared to Arthur I'm fucking hilarious

open plume
honest slate
#

ok make a joke

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lumbago

karmic totem
#

fuck I’m laughing my ass off

barren moth
#

Your needless existance on this pointless plane of living

karmic totem
#

lumbago is such a funny and not overused joke

honest slate
mild pine
#

Did this man just say lumbago?

honest slate
#

yes

mild pine
#

AAAAAA LMFAO

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DJDBAJSJFBEJANDBDJWJANDBDJAJZBFBE

honest slate
#

😂

mild pine
#

im literally WHEEZING RN

barren moth
#

Uno reverse wasn't even funny the first time sonny jim

open plume
#

XD

barren moth
#

HAHAHAHA

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😂 😂 😂

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IM PISSING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER

mild pine
#

STOP I CAN'T FEEL MY KIDNEY

barren moth
#

I'M HAVING A STROKE

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DIDHENEKFKNTGJDKKWJFJR

honest slate
#

then stop boy

open plume
#

AHAHAH

honest slate
#

stop laughing boah

open plume
#

Arthur the comedian

barren moth
#

No you're just that amusing

honest slate
#

if you want to die laugh until you die

open plume
#

hahaha

mild pine
#

People die when they are killed

barren moth
#

Woah

open plume
#

knowledge

barren moth
#

R/I'm14andthisisdeep

honest slate
#

people killed when they are die

karmic totem
#

humor 100

honest slate
#

they die when people are killed

barren moth
#

Comedy gold right here

mild pine
#

Speech -25

barren moth
#

Deception -100

open plume
#

The only funny thing about arthur is how he thinks he's funny

honest slate
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tf are you talking about

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im not funny

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im gay

karmic totem
#

Alright guys let’s stop bullying him what if he wants to be a comedian when he grows up

barren moth
#

Yeah we can stop fueling the Fuck boy's ego now

open plume
#

XD

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THAT is comedy

barren moth
karmic totem
#

Guys

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Guys

#

Hey

#

guys

barren moth
#

What?

open plume
#

yes

karmic totem
#

is this general

barren moth
#

HAHAHA

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SO FUNNY

open plume
karmic totem
#

I thought it was general

barren moth
#

Guys

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Guys

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Guys

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So basically

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I'm monkey

honest slate
#

um the autism image is fake

barren moth
#

Why would I fake it

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Even go to general and scroll up quite a bit

honest slate
#

it says no swearing

karmic totem
#

I never thought I’d meet someone unfunnier than cat

mild pine
#

America?
This is general

karmic totem
#

No shade cat

mild pine
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Cat is funny wdym

open plume
#

"haha your old" is funnier than "is this general"

mild pine
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She's funny looking

karmic totem
#

I personally don’t think “hit the dab like wiz khalifa XD” is funny but that might just be me

mild pine
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r/dadjokes

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r/imhavingamidlifecrisis

barren moth
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It's not just you, fish

mild pine
#

r/shetookthekidskarenpleaseijustwanttoseethemonelasttime

barren moth
#

R/maliciouscompliance

mild pine
#

I can see why Dutch wanted to go to Tahiti

open plume
barren moth
mild pine
#

Yeah Vague stop being such a little bitch

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Filthy lifeline main

honest slate
true niche
#

Ye vague f u.

barren moth
#

Let's all settle down now

#

No hostility

subtle egret
tough magnet
#

Interesting

shadow lotus
#

ok, how did this is america win?

patent fiber
#

How did H.E.R. win anything?

pine pelican
#

Part of the Valentine’s Day gift for the wifey...

gilded cedar
#

Any good^?

open plume
#

@mild pine I saw what you said, at least I'm useful to the team >:p

pine pelican
#

七輪

open plume
#

@gilded cedar turtle beach makes good quality headphones

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Oh god, rumbago is talking shit about me now

mild pine
#

@open plume its okay I still love you

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Wait a fucking second

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are you implying that I'm useless to the team?

lapis kraken
#

Implying nothing...said it as statement of fact.

mild pine
#

:(

lapis kraken
#

lol

subtle egret
#

That's cute @pine pelican

pine pelican
#

Thanks dude! I hate having to hide them from the wife until Thursday. I had to show someone haha

upper pawn
sly bluff
outer perch
open plume
#

@mild pine I require your services

slate ruin
mild pine
#

@open plume what

true niche
#

Thanks for tagging me l0opy. I feel so included! :,)

open plume
#

Lupy

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I want jazz with some soul @mild pine

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@true niche apex?

true niche
#

Uhhhh later tonight. Imma head to bed feller. Y'know I'm good for it

open plume
#

Alright we missing you <3

mild pine
#

Hmmm I'll see what I got

open plume
#

lupy

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you on for some apex rn?

mild cliff
#

apex is weird

mild pine
#

@open plume in a bit, need to shower first

slate ruin
open plume
#

Nice

hollow ermine
#

does your back hurt?

open plume
#

HAHAHA

slate ruin
#

Yes

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I almost beated my original record of 10 but I couldn't find any enemies to go up against

open plume
#

I got 15 once but then ended up with 2nd place

karmic totem
#

Is she being serious?

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bc uhhhh

open plume
#

also

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i always play RDO and GtAO to fuck around

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not to make money and RP

karmic totem
#

If so she’s like the saddest, most self conceited bitch on earth

open plume
#

i’ve been playing GTAO for almost a year and i’m only level 80

karmic totem
#

Games are made for people to have fun wtf

open plume
#

yeah

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if all you wanna do is missions

#

go ahead

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i like to

#

enjoy my games

karmic totem
#

But don’t bash other people for having fun

#

that’s such a dick move

open plume
#

yeah

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i enjoy fucking around

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it’s what makes it enjoyable

karmic totem
#

She seems so competitive

#

The type to always one up people

open plume
#

and so much more real

karmic totem
#

what a pathetic life

open plume
#

she’s like my seventh grade social studies teacher

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she just wanted to win at

#

everything

karmic totem
#

Fucking hell

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They’re the worst people to hang around with

#

Always trying to be better than you

hollow ermine
#

my lord.

open plume
#

i’m also poor

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i didn’t get one till march

sly bluff
#

I got mine last month

open plume
#

gg

#

psn?

sly bluff
#

poltergeistchan GWjiangPepeThumb

open plume
#

Deadsky672

#

i’ll add ya

sly bluff
#

Okay cate

karmic totem
#

Lmao imagine getting criticized for not doing illegal shit

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I feel like if all the dumb people in this server merged together they might be able to make half a brain

hollow ermine
#

a couple of braincells, maybe

sly bluff
#

Or less

open plume
#

probably enough to be an autistic baby

dull sun
cyan frigate
karmic totem
#

Polt no why’d you delete

sly bluff
#

Glide told me to

#

I have to respect mother

upper pawn
#

I asked her nicely

sly bluff
#

Yes uwu

karmic totem
#

Aah okay

sly bluff
#

Seriously tho Glide we, or I, do have an issue with Ami. Should that be sent through message the staff?

cyan frigate
hollow ermine
#

okay! no invite links to discord servers. nice

dull sun
#

We all have an issue with ami

#

That person is literally cancer in human form

tough magnet
#

Hey

slate ruin
#

How not to rob a store

dull sun
mild pine
#

I thought that was a typo and it was supposed to say "let me eat fruit gushers or your ass m'lady"

open plume
#

Either or works.

open plume
honest slate
#

when u realize your crush is your long lost sister

subtle egret
#

Alabamasta

sly bluff
#

My puppy Yuki, 10 months old, she’s a chihuahua pomeranian mix

#

And cuddling with my charger

open plume
#

OH MY GOD SHOW US REX MORE HES SO SMOL

sly bluff
#

Ok more Rex

open plume
#

AHHH you have 3?! They're all precious!

sly bluff
#

Yes they’re all adopted love them sm

#

Sam and Rex are boys, Yuki is a girl

open plume
#

SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE

sly bluff
calm vector
#

ur nails are so nice wtf

sly bluff
#

Thank u

open plume
#

That one singular freckel

#

WAIT You're NOT BALCK

mild pine
#

You thought she was black

open plume
#

she told us she was smh

mild pine
#

She did GWqlabsKek

true niche
#

@open plume ur blacc

open plume
#

no U

karmic totem
open plume
#

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD

#

I can send a soccer pic

karmic totem
#

Lmao I have an Asian bun up

calm vector
#

im sorry thats racist

karmic totem
#

:(

#

yeah I ate my dog so what

open plume
#

oof

calm vector
#

ever eaten a cat?