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Top Gear India special
owo that doesn't look like our corollas of that age
Mini winches Rolls Royce, Rolls Royce one Mini Zero
w a g o n n n n n
im gonna keep an eye on that Corolla
Big slant back
yeah
No that's really slanty
slanty?
Tooo slanted for me liking
(ˈslɑːntɪ) adjectiveWord forms: -tier or -tiest. informal. at an oblique or sloping angle. I love having a car that looks good without having slanty headlights that reach over the guards like many new cars.
It's as if someone made a boxy wagon rear, boss said it's not going to sell well. No problem, get the crusher and make the biggest slanted rear you could ever see
when i google slanty car i get this
Camber
^
#nevertoomuchcamber
so that corolla is a no go?
why?
bruh
the "slanty" he's talking about
is the sloped back / trunk
the car looks fine
i dont do car talk ric
he just doesn't like the styling
D:
lmfao
only car talk i do is F1
that's why I'm translating
oh ok so the car is fine it just looks weird from the back?
correct
nice
he just doesn't like the styling
Just buy a Dacia
I like it cause WAGON
never heard of dacia is that bad
Dacia Logan MCV is a wagon 

lmfao Aygos
looks pretty good /s
Yikes > Aygo
LMAO
LOL
Guys have you seen the Top Gear Campervan special
aygo deserved it
looks like someone's been there before
yikes.png
I have seen all Top Gear episodes (the good Top Gear tho)
i'm going to deep into the price range, im paying 2k euro max for my first car
im already looking at 3k cars xD
Lotus Excel called a 944
the corolla i linked earlier seems like it'll be it
in around 10 months im gonna check the place again and see if there's a better deal i guess
ngl that corolla pretty nice, as long as it's not a shitbox / drives nicely
that's when imma buy it, but then again 10 months pass fast
I'm going for the 86
How you look when you explain to your team that you gotta reach that 300 mph mark
🏎 ☁
I'd laugh, but that man has delivered more consistently than Elon.
He has indeed 😄
Just funny, cause he reminds me of something, but can't put my tongue on what
Popeye maybe?
Not sure
He looks like a villain.

But he's the one whose reasons you really can't fault.
"I've destroyed the aircraft industry for pollution."
bro, that's bad
"Ah, but I've offered a solution to it."
but you have a monopoly
"It's open source."
Free VR headsets for everyone!

🏍
HTC 




Is it?
They aren't cheap to repair.
Or particularly reliable... especially the new ones.
A good first car would be a car that you get for free and dont have to pay for
Oh hey! An Audi A2! How fortunate!
A Golf that's twice as expensive to get repaired.
I mean... it's nice to get a free car, but not when it costs more to keep it on the road than it would have been worth.

Mine was free to me
Same
Oh I've put 19$ into repairs 😂
Over the last year
Just a new rear sway bar linkage
I need a reason to het rid of it tho
My goldfish and I stopped at the Pontiac dealership a couple universes over and picked up a 2020 Fiero in Sunburst Orange
Some things I like: The Series V 3800 V6 is probably the best motor GM's ever made, and since they started putting two turbochargers on it back in 2015, it's just made the Fiero the American sports car to beat. Also, since they got AMC to work on the steering rack, it went from approaching Porsche's steering to equalling it.
Some things I don't like: GM's attention to detail on interior quality and just fitment on exterior panels isn't really a negative, but it really shows in cost. This year's Fiero is nearly $3k more expensive than the competing Porsche Cayman S. Also, the new Oldsmobile Aurora and Buick Riviera have more features for the money.
wut
i have a v8 lama
https://streamable.com/634hy had nothing to do today so here lol

https://youtu.be/g8gw8B939Eo
Almost 7 min long Audi advertisement 
Such fervent devotion, even after 25 years of waiting, is something we celebrate together. Now our time has come. Everything begins with a dream, and what ha...
Audi 



meanwhile audi ads in Germany:
car drives around with music in background the new audi [insert car here] (A1/A3 most of the time). End
Dutch Audi ads?
No clue if they exists xD. I don't watch TV
They exist
Probably the same commercial as in Germany, but with Dutch text in it
Now is calling! De nieuwe Audi Q5 Laat niets aan het toeval over. Deze premium-SUV weet meteen te overtuigen met zijn comfort, stijl en dynamiek. https://www...
Royaal, sportief, karaktervol. De nieuwe Audi A1. #EpicModeOn http://bit.ly/A1Sportback1
Audi A1: €27.5k (31k USD) for a for a base model 1.0TSI 95hp manual 
USA don't even get the A1. Hah
The only A1 you can configure online here has a 200 hp engine.
Laughed my ass off from that.

KEK gotta love James
He was literally the last person i thought I would see in that video
Lol yes same 😛

Also about the A1: 1.0 TSI in 95 or 115hp, or 1.5TSI in 150/hp here. No S1 (yet)
I want the A1 tbh
A 2.0TSI model needs to be made
It's expensive af tho
Drove one briefly while my father had his A4 in for service.
- ugly from the rear

It was a lot more fun to drive than the A4.
It's all about the fun it gives MK
It's small and nimble
What's the point of owning a car when you don't drive it. Only to look at it
Fun on country roads 😄
If you want a small fun driving car, get a Fiesta ST
My car is also fast and nimble
You can configure on on their website 😄
Ah yes, found it
well it's 1984 cc
^+1

Ofcourse we do
A Fiesta ST-3 is €32k tho, and much more fun 
Import the car

How to lower the MSRP 101.
That's a 600 IQ business move
Classic Audi

We raise ze price
everyone nods
We equip it with less
everyone nods
Zhen we shall give them more options
everyone applauds

Removing stuff to lower the MSRP is something a lot of manufacturers do.
Hell. Even Tesla did it to have a crappy base model 3.
It was like a low-range RWD car or something.
Just so that they could fit the car within a certain price bracket, and the buyers could get government incentives or something like that.
Now, the new Audi A1, coming this fall
(Wheels, engine and interior not included in price)

If the car prices keep rising like this
My next car will be something straight outta the Flintstones
Yeah, it was Canada.
🇨🇦
Range of up to 150 km.
But is it considered to be a lot or nah?
They only did it so that all Model 3's could get the $5.000 federal rebate.
Fair play to them tho
LOL an A1 200hp with some options is more expensive than the i30 N Performance (275hp + mechanical LSD etc)

I know what I'd rather have xD


vag?
Volkswagen Auto Group
VAG is massive.
Yeah that's what I'm thinking
insert mom joke
VAG in general xD
But mostly VW and Audi, Skoda/Seat less
Bugutti/Lambo meh, not really hot for them but I don't hate them
Hugs Audi badge
It's okay, I love your RS series
Porsche is just the same car is 300 years ago

runs
Yes I Know
Lambo is love, Porsche is love (although I hate that they don't depreciate much)
Bentley and Bugatti is whatever
Audi love only because of the RS series

Of course you would





But jokes aside, two dream projects for me would me TT E92 M3, or TT Porsche 911 997 (or any porsche turbo model tbh)

Since it ain't many that do twin turbos for that engine, I would love to be one of the few that do 😄
I'm happy that you can still get the new 3 series with the more analog style of gauges.
For me it depends on the maker to be honest
I don't like BMW's implementation
I like Mercedes implementation though
Yeah. That's why I like the more classic gauges.

Compared to these ones.
I agree, those older ones were better

It looks like you're getting the older style gauges as long as you're not getting a technology package.

But tbh it's the same with Mercedes, I don't like those flat Connected pannels
It just looks cheap imho
And no depth in it makes it look cheap
Only the refreshed GLC does it properly, but that's because it's still the old GLC with the newer screens
I like the one that the E-class has (maybe it's the one you are referring to) 😅
E-class also has the flat Connected screens
I like the system in the GLC since it has the traditional cluster surroundings combined with the modern screens
Can't find any reviews of a base G20 3 series. 
¯_(ツ)_/¯



US reviews be like 330i base model
There are no pure base model reviews.
They all have tech packages and all of that jazz.
When I say base, I more or less mean the cheapest ones you can get. Without many options.
Hi dead, I'm MK
The shift lever looks tall in the render tho, should be shorter if you asked me
Changes gears instead

It never bothered me that the text isn't always horizontal but shaped to the curvature

how doesnt MK have an GIF image yet
What Gif image
Jiff image?




I just don't have Nitro. Else I would use a gif for my profile picture.
I'm so sad that the new BMW 1 series is FWD now.
I honestly don't know. They already have the MPV 2 series. And then the coupe 2 series is just so different.
it might also mean that used 1/2 series will demand a premium :/
We'll just have to wait and see.
I imagine that the new ones will lose its value faster at least.
@fossil imp yeah a mod told them to quiet down with the emotes and now they got their end of the stick
Looks pretty nice.
Koenigsegg has another car that will hit 300mph also has 1600 horse power so can't wait to see these cars in 2020
And that Tesla roadster too
I've warmed faster to the new Bugatti than the Honda Accord
@night current the new rodaster won't have the bomb juice
like the old one
100% nop
@vital glen bomb juice?
ludicrous mode
no need for that mode if it already is ludicrous 
The new Roadster has plaid mode lol
I've never heard of ludicrous mode being called that, but when I get a tesla, I'm def. gonna call it bomb juice then.
f1 or rally
Alright, Soo. 2005 Cadillac SRX. Transponder key has desynchronized from the vehicle. Easy fix or dealership?
well i was assuming bomb juice meant that idk
unless he means a tesla with an engine plus nitrous 
but thats laughing gas not "bomb juice"
wtf is bomb juice lol
@vital glen
@fossil imp What Elon musk put on all the batteries
lol
That is one nice radio fitment you've got there
I know I'd try to if I were that head unit
Same
We're back again!! 

Be careful WuBzY, otherwise you'll get muted too
and he's talking from experience 
We send an emote.
Hi, I'm new and was wondering if retrofitting a humvee with a new diesel engine sounds like stupid idea.
You mean a military surplus Humvee or an h1
mil surplus.
Ok
I only like mil stuff, they may pretty much be the exact same but the sentiment is differnet.
I have seen a lot of 12v Cummins h1s

Most of the swaps have been the modified Duramax LBZ
ok.
wb mutes lol
head unit wont go further
Hmm
Smack it in
My headunit used to stick out too, and i hadn't locked it in either. But that was because i has a thicc cable running from the back of the radio to the rear of the car. And i didn't want to pull the entire interior apart
That's a kaas
yes
Time for a wash
Ish clean
Nice!
Nice!
It's missing 2 wheels tho 😉
I always keep my car super clean
Especially on the inside
Noice boike Wub
my car is so clean it hasn't been washed since i got back from ireland a month ago...
and it's white
mmmh, let me rephrase that, it's "white-ish"
so big
maybe
@warm sparrow Thanks 
@stoic ledge Nuh uh, it's not missing any wheels 👀
I love bikes
@tropic silo Shame on you
Naaaah
Reminds me of a Vacation where I saw like a Copper colored Car and it really was in this matte finish. well... my sister pointed out its a silver Car with Dust all over it. 2 weeks later I had glasses.
Hi.
The license plate of our car is missing.
It maybe fell of in the car wash or It's stolen.
Then get a new one,
Especially since (i think you're from the NL) it's illegal to not have a license plate here 😄
Yes.
And we are already driving for like an hour
Without license plate in the front
The license plate in the back is still there.
I mean, if it just fell off. The cops might be convinced and let you continue for today only. Not sure how they deal with this sort of stuff. But atleast contact whoever you have to contact for a new license plate ASAP
Ok
And the car wash is closed now and tomorrow so i can't check if it fell off there.
Maybe someone stole it.
Duplicate code : )
1
You want to head directly to a police station to report it lost or stolen.
Here you'd get a temp plate to use until a replacement got sent to you.
I wonder how dumb it'd be to snag a parts car... this one on CL has a nearly new trans in it, and mine is known to fail... only 900$
engine is messed up, not sure why, but i bet i could talk them way the hell down
could just be bad gas
Wouldn't that make the parts car more expensive than the actual car? xD
^ exactly xD
@tight cypress bad gas is gas that's bad
I'm actually curious about how long it takes for gas to go bad.
Oh...
I totally didn't park my car for two and a half years with half a tank. And just proceeded to start it up and drive it again.
Nope. Not me. Never.
At least my car was parked in a garage. Semi-open to the elements. But still a roof over the head.
that reminds me of when i go to paris...
we usually park in the underground parking at foch avenue, and there are cars in locked cages, sometimes with a cover on, but dusty AF
expensive cars
My car had a nice protective coating of dust when I drove it out.
2 & 1/2 years, no wonder
Inspection guy mentioned the cobwebs under and around my car.
btw if you want to park a car for that long, put in a full tank, bcs the water in the air might rust the tank out
I wasn't really planning on parking it for that long. Life just happened.
But I'm glad that it runs the same as when I parked it.
Disconnected.
Literally just hooked the battery up again, and turned the key after two and a half years.
She started without hesitation.
impressive
might be able to make it zoom idk what's wrong with the engine
(or if j could figure it out a new engine is like 300$)
If the engine was like, totally f*cked, would it even turn over?
it could still turn over with a thrown rod
Hi
it wouldn't turned if it was hydrolocked or seized so you can eliminate both these options
Imagine you own Mercedes e class 2014, would it make sense to sell it and get new 2019 plugin hybrid eclass
2014 one is only 59k miles
Often financially not
Or maybe the engine doesn't get fuel into the cylinders? Like fuel pump broke or somewhere in the injection/carb?
Or the sparkplugs are fucked?
Cars depreciate the most in the first couple of years. Getting a new one would again depreciate fast, where your current 2014 model won't. Even with more maintance, financially it's not worth it.
Then again, 2014 is a previous model so the newer ones are nicer, have more features etc. Depends on what you want
"According to current depreciation rates, the value of a new vehicle can drop by more than 20 percent after the first 12 months of ownership. Then, for the next four years, you can expect your car to lose roughly 10 percent of its value annually" - Carfax
So if you have a $50,000 car. Then by next year it might be a $40,000 car.
But what if you buy a 5k car. Than tune and upgrade it in 12 months?
Then it's likely worth $5k
Throwing 'upgrades' on a car doesn't always change its worth.
Those are not the usual "upgrades" I see around here
You are right about depreciation
Money is not problem, it’s decision weather to buy or not
The usual upgrades are
- aftermarket exhaust
- ugly aftermarket wheels
- bad window tinting
- ugly headunit
- super bright/blue halogen lights
More of those "upgrades" not really improving the car xD
If money isn't a problem, then buy it xD
That too
throwing in a bigger turbo system won't add the cost of the turbo system to the value of the car
I never upgrade any part in car, more stupid buy a new car
Mercedes amg are already factory fitted with valvetronic farting exhausts and twin scroll twin turbos, low profile tyres big ass rims, auto led Headlights
But you can find people who will still go to aftermarket parts shop to check if they can accommodate more upgrades. Seriously our society is so much competitive in silly things.
Who needs auto headlights when you can always drive with you high beams on?
@stoic ledge I NEED A BIGGER WING FOR MY CIVIC
Oh no
take that man to jail
I always run with my low beam on. 
I don't anymore since mine are not necessarily legal
same GlassBomb
no, just LED aftermarket headlights
Going to kill the deer
I mean my old ones were downright dangerous
Super dim
Particularly when it rains all winter
Just drive a tank
Now I can actually drive safely!
A1 Abrams, You won't get hurt
You can buy from aliexpress
Imma get LED lightstrips
Many options for led lamp
Ohno not Aliexpress lights
Oh yes, China eBay
You need DRLs?
Blinding the sh*t out of oncoming traffic
I need to new lamps, mine are dim
Again if you drive a tank, who cares about traffic
drive a tank
Old halogens get really f*cking hot btw
Yes
Water cool them
No
Haha
Was so hot that I warmed up the car in the snow and it melted a hole through the snow
Before anything else had melted
Lol
Yes
You can find anything related with lights in aliexpress.
@stoic ledge rally headlights everywhere
I'll stick with my good old halogen bulbs since the headlights weren't designed with LEDs in mind
Rally lights are cool tho
Friend of mine has a pair of old extra lights on his car.
They are about to fall off, it seems.
I kind of think want to upgrade my lights.
But I would need to do a full LED conversation then, probably.
Make sure they are properly installed and adjusted where necessary, because many LED conversions in halogen headlight units tend to blind oncoming drivers
Those guys always get a free load of high beam from me 😏
YIKES
Same
I have a small wheel next to my left near the light control where I can adjust the high/low beams.
highbeams idk if they adjust too. but lowbeams do adjust
0 to 4
4 being the lowest
But I know that I can adjust them from under the hood as well.
Those are the light controls for the E46.
Mine can also be adjusted both under the hood as inside
I haven't touched my switch in forever. So I don't actually remember if mine has the auto on/off for the lights...
i dont know how to turn on the foglights 🙃
Pull/push it?
huuh, never tried that tbh
Mine are just seperate buttons for front/rear foglights.
I know that US spec only has the one big button on the E46
you mean the dial?
For you? Yeah, try pushing or pulling on it.
I meant the this for the E46
US Spec cars doesn't come with rear foglights.
What car did you have?
Audi A2 from 2005
OHH
Huh?
Nothing. 

That's also a possibility.
On mine they added adjustments later in '99 Along with seperate heated seat switches and more adjustment in passenger seat
This video will show you how to remove the Headlight Switch from your Audi A4, S4 or RS4 (B6 and B7) 2001-2008. Saloon (Sedan), Avant (estate), and Cabriolet...
Mine was one of the first few thousand units produced so it's kinda beta
40 second mark if the timestamp doesn't work. He mentions that you pull it out for the foglights.
For the car that he showed. Then the first step is front, second step is the rear foglights.
😄
@tropic silo rear is actually mandated in Europe
Front isn't
VAG fog lights is pulling, yes
If you have front foglights:
- front
- front + rear
Otherwise: - rear
https://cdn.onderdelenlijn.nl/parts/101234/10329553/medium/fc29d17a-0d97-4534-ad5d-dfe30751d46d.jpg
Mine are just simple push buttons
😮

Watch out, before you get muted! 😉
lol shit youre right
haha
You can actually use fog lights as a replacement if your low beam is broken.
Because everyone knows having your foglights on when it's not necessary makes you a badass
maybe in sweden
Just not allowed to use fog lights and main lights at the same time.
It looks weird tho
I did that too once when 1 of my H7's was broken and I couldn't get the old lamp out
I always used to think running low beams and fog lights looked cool before xD
just looks weird imo
Ohno
Corsa need fog lights imho, I often find cars looking odd/cheap without them
Especially if you have the space for them
they do look cheap
without them
or if they have the circles there, but its blacked out xD
They are faily discreet on the E46.
yee
https://rzpict1.blob.core.windows.net/images/coches.es/RZCCHSES34366686/PEUGEOT-307-12.jpg
Like this, circles but blacked out xD
ah god, make it stop
Not circular tho
Yes
Im newer Corsa's, they also ditched the circles:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Opel_Corsa_1.2_ecoFLEX_Selection_(D%2C_Facelift)_–_Frontansicht%2C_13._Juni_2011%2C_Heiligenhaus.jpg
But i think the grill where the logo sits is also faked. im not really sure
Uhm could be, idk
opening the hood isnt easy on my car
I know
the whole things comes off instead xD
That's silly
lol its actually called service hatch
Engine in the back?
Yes, i know
in the front
im missing that
Oh noes
...
Lol yes, that must be it
Ultrasilly
hm?
Just add hinges
Best design was being sarcastic
@dense shard weight and space savings!!!
You aren't saving space
The hood needs a place to go when you're fixing the car
if i need to work on the engine, there wont be a hood above my head
Just lying next to you
you can put it inside the car
Where you can trip on it
nah
I've never had the hood get in the way
they know you wont be there at all so they did it like this :3
Hmmmm
@dense shard ive hit my head a few times, but that could also because im tall and the cars are generally low
I'm tall too but never hit my head againts it xD
Renault Modus also had a small hood but it was still hinged:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e105/s1pso/20080124003.jpg
Renault Modus also had a funny tail gate xD
https://parkers-images.bauersecure.com/gallery-image/pagefiles/193990/boot-load-space/1752x1168/img_3207.jpg
That looks tragic to work on
wtf
I actually love the location of the windshield washer fluid for the E46
(it could also open the normal way fyi)
where is it GlassShard?
I think the windshield wiper assembly can be removed on the modus
mines behind the service hatch :)
isn't the e46 washer fluid a pouch?
tbh, it being a service hatch and having the hose extend out the car. makes it easier to fill up,
For me it's super easy to see how much I have in mine.
And easy to fill as well. Since it's like a 5 cm hole.
Oil, dipstick and washer fluid :)
dipshit 
he's referring to himself
yes
Want to know the worst car when it comes to filling up washer fluid?
I don't really use the windscreen washer that often tbh
A tank?
Uhm idk, what?
wtf
KEK
lol
You have to remove a trim piece first as well.

Classic Italian design
WHY?
The front "bonnet" is fixed iirc, no?
yeah, italians and servicing...
And then you use the funnel to refill it.
The engine is in the middle
Behind the seats
like iirc, on a ferari, to replace a clutch you have to drop everythin on the back chassis
does it have a front trunk?
> not knowing the 4C is mid engined
No, to save weight
Must be as light as possible
So they just closed it
:)
tbf i'd doubt you would ever be driving a 4c while it rains
I think it's one of the cheapest cars that you can get with a carbon monocoque?
Washer fluid isn't even for when it rains. 👀
Or just clean your window regulary (:
That's generally what I do.
Tata Nano has the best reachable engine bay tho
It's nice stopping by a gas station to just clean up the windows every once in a while.
Cruising on the highway. Casually cleaning your window cus a bird shat on it
@stoic ledge where is the engine located?!
wait found it,
But you can only access the cargo area... By folding down the rear seats

Like this
jesus
The rear doesn't open
Yes (:
Basically a Kei car.
Yes, but 28403 times more dangerous
Oh no
The A/C is louder than the engine running at idle :)
I can notice mine in the cabin at over about 3k rpm
3k is I think where the torque converter locks up
locks up?
dont know much bout automatic transmission systems pls explain
The way I understand it instead of using the fluid to transfer the power it actually physically connects something inside so it's significantly less losses to heat and whatnot
ok
hey I don't mind autos
The stinger GT has an auto and that's fine by me
some wannabe amplifiers orr?
No idea
@stoic ledge 😂
No idea
could em e somekinda of amlifiers
wha
Looks like a battery tender
these to renalut hmm
My Rx has a bad auto but the stinger has a good auto
oh boy
(and decent paddles from what I hear)
swap them
rotary wannnnkel
yeeees
Not Mazda rx
lexus rx ftw
😂
I wanna drive in your car @indigo coral
why?
cuz v6 powa
Still real slow lol
and just seems like fun
It's slow
how fast 0-60?
210,690 miles - Lexus RX300 AWD Didn't go WOT till 2 seconds in.
Checked the lamp switches in my car. It has all the things.
Really. Frickin. Slow.
That's faster than my car 🙃
[x] doubt
Same
Yours is a stick no?
11.6 it seems
Depending on the fuel 13 or 14 seconds (:
lol
Still faster than most since nobody dares to touch their accelerator
What do you mean?
Most people don't pay attention, don't speed up on onramps etc
OMG my dad just asked if I wanted to go drive a Tesla.........
I went onto the highway a few days ago, behind someone who entered it with 50kmh...
Classic
i was actually scared to go onto the highway too and just continued to speed up on the onramps/shoulder
so passed him on the right
@stoic ledge I had just forgotten if I had the auto feature on my car.
btw, their esp/tc sucks major ass xD
I had to absolutely lay into it one time to merge properly
@civic spoke lol nice
Guy in front of me loaded his trailer wromg so it started swinging all around
yikers
Once he got off the road I had to floor it onto the highway lol
One of the only times I've floored it and held it there
And I never plan to do it again
Since it f*cked up the transmission when I did that
jesus
And I suspect thats when the exhaust was cracked too
ive to floor it pretty much everytime i go onto the highway
I hardly ever floor it, usually about 20% throttle
lucky








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