#satisfactory-memes
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Getting desperate
Something for all of you:
//Simple java method to get alpha key
public static AlphaKey getAlphaKey(SatisfactoryPlayer player) {
if(you.hasAlphaKey()) return you.findAlphaKey();
if(player.hasAlphaKey()) {
try {
return Crimes.stealAlphaKeyFrom(player);
}catch(LawViolationException e) {
goToJail(e);
return null;
}
}else {
return getAlphaKey(main.PlayerList.getNext());
}
}
^^^ See how you can get an alpha key today with this simple trick! DEVS HATE THIS! (pls dont ban me its just a meme)
Savage
http://prntscr.com/l780g7
light theme
Fixxed @graceful raven 's method
//Simple java method to get alpha key
public static AlphaKey getAlphaKey(SatisfactoryPlayer player) {
if(you.hasAlphaKey) return you.findAlphaKey;
if(player.hasAlphaKey()) {
try {
return Crimes.stealAlphaKeyFrom(player);
}catch(LawViolationException e) {
goToJail(e);
return null;
}
}else {
return getAlphaKey(main.PlayerList.getNext());
}
}
Light theme and repost btw
i think this is worthy of a repost again since the keys came out.
This is Satisfactorio
(This is a comment taken out of context donβt go searching to ban this man)
[This is not a statement on having or not having a key personally.]
One day of waiting for alpha keys:
!FicsitHR mute @worldly robin Read the topic | 1 day
Muted Thonkwave#2182 (334140752831447040)
Made this a while ago but forgot to post here. Might as well do it now.
Didn't get one.
Guess I'll have to forge one!
Oh look, a key generator.
These guys are looking for the keys

LA BASE π«π·
thanks @thorny stream for the idea : )
β€
hope you know i literally just made this look at that watermark
this could help us get keys for everyone π
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuiJ9RU9RQk
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"press enter to delete keys"
simon:
Waiting for satisfacory key
When you play staff.
@real mesa
*when people post in #delete-beg4keys-here *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YdsUC6MtDU&ab_channel=MrFlu234
Simon pls
@dusk arrow
When u create memes for simon 
[Yes, Comic Sans. | Satiscatorfy]
lol
@sly night get it?
https://giphy.com/gifs/kitty-please-follow-me-CT5Ye7uVJLFtu because i am unsure if giphy works in #delete-beg4keys-here this is my key begging face
https://giphy.com/gifs/frozen-elsa-gifset-LJpUp8M7md53q The keys never bothered me anyway!
https://giphy.com/gifs/heatwave-gif-aSwuxZj3Z045a people asking for information about the alpha from key owners
Don't worry Jace, i'm coming

It's not a fan art but I still dedicate it all to you Simon!
When someone asks me what the most anticipated game of 2019 is
Simon looking at all the key memes
When you get a key. Credits to LordTazou
Late but still relevant hopefully
Every Household anno 2023 π @novel flaxmq
moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi m...
moi = keys
A wild simon stalking it's prey
wen u didnt get a key
think this would better fit the discripiton
'when you didn't get a key'
And yet again i have another meme that would fit the description 'When you didn't get a key and #BlameSimon'
One more day
Me waiting for da chance of Key
Simon delaying thei KEYS
Simon BURTALLY stopping CoWorkers from sending thei KEYS
when you internet go out wenn the keys bout to hit
when people ask when next wave is gonna arrive
+++ Breaking News +++
SIMONE RUSHING TO DELAY THEI KEYS
just going to put this in here a day early
I was told this was worthy to be put in #satisfactory-memes. My new idea for a mod or a reskin
when simon failed to stop thei keys from being send
i messed up and now your gone
This is sadly how it usually go... people come in, think #rules are only for everyone else...
when you got a key and a friend ask if you got one
Just about every single time! The answer is... Check #announcements-old

when you dont get a key https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/455859306823286804/503869575725711360/20181012_053902.jpg
#satisfactory right now
when u see no anouncement or mail on your screen
Every delay
mfw when people are already talking about modding satisfactory
https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-squarepants-alone-lonely-ISOckXUybVfQ4 waiting alone in voice for alpha key announcement
KEYS ARE OUT GO CHECK YOUR EMAILS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

Most people at this point...
here it is the game we are all looking for! https://i.imgur.com/PoFEkNA.png
Im going to buy Factorio if i dont get a key next wave
I cant believe out of all people simon got one of the alpha keys
This picture is filled with pain and anticipation.
If Snutt ran Coffee stain studios
lol, couldn't resist

perfectly balanced
Simon has the infini-key gauntlet
Lizard-Doggo is sad Jace lost his hardcore iron woman in runescape
this one has a tear, but the tear might be too faint, not sure
Ode to Jace's Character
Someone asked about Elon Musk Satisfactory memes
going through the seven stages of runescape grief
An open letter to the devs.
https://i.imgur.com/dQ4WINf.gifv
When someone else got the key instead of you...
https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-BmmfETghGOPrW Jace figuring out how to allocate keys
Why is everyone talking about keys? I have a ton of them :)
My code is constantly telling the truth.
I can not stop it
He continues to spam
I would main him. He would be to overpowerd
when you get an alpha key
When the intire group doesn't get keys
When you don't get key
Is this Simon trying to open a nut? https://i.imgur.com/7alVxLd.gifv
@crude cloud
almost the only post i've made to thier discord ~ see you at release or EA launch maybe
@little minnow Spent 1 hour on this. If we are gonna start a raid on #satisfactory-memes we gotta start with a bang. I would main you Simon
I found him in another game! that scoundrel. im gonna destroy him
Here ya go @autumn flower my man. I would also main you (Note: I will make a proper one for you but I just could not resist making this. Spent 3+ hours on this including the photoshop time. Hope you like it). Edit: Just realized I forgot to clip the black part so the video goes on for longer with just a black screen
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=1k8hnVWsjtA&t=2&v=feA64wXhbjo&t=6&mode=solo conveyor belts x shooting stars lel
I was studying my vocabulary when I saw this and just had to make it a meme
@autumn flower 100% just grapples on things (props if you remember doing the vid)
@autumn flower
Simon! You won't delay the game anymore!!! You are now under the control of the hypno-toad! All hail the Hypno-toad!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/945302d3fb5d1219f2d53dca0eacb55c/tenor.gif
Honey, stop that nonsence! You know Simon is impervious to everything!
http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/8/8c/Female_hypnotoad.png/470px-Female_hypnotoad.png
When you find a suspicious folder on your friend's PC
after finding your friend got an alpha key....
Me looking hard for an alpha key
When you don't get a key DOOM edition
When jace anounces that there will be at least 200 keys per week
LEAKED CONTENT
Just constructed pipes right on the belt.
PIPES CONFIRMED IN NEXT UPDATE!
It also has to be Satisfactory related... erm PIPES WHEN?
MRW Lizard doggo want no pets
When jace gave you a key
#makethisanemoji
everyone when simons delays the game
everyone when someone makes a meme about keys https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456117300446232578/510207579939536943/58in0yy.png :p
Another leaked footage of the Multi Pole Conveyor! #ConveyorMultiPole
The Backer Feels
I made this cancer myself
who needs pipes anyway right?
jace in the past life
When @autumn flower saw the lizard doggo for the first time (ok yeah i am behind on memes so i gotta give something)
this entire channel in a nutshell
Satisfactory pre alpha footage leaked :
Just real quick cause you all forgot something and i only have the ios built-in editor:
Also we probably need to bump up that percentage of reposts because this has been posted 3 times now, strictly speaking.
this was made in ms paint coz i'm too unskilledfull to use photoshop
People with Alpha Keys...
@autumn flower This was a nightmare to make beacuse i had to meanfully make bad photoshops when I usally try hard to make them good.
We all are scared of him
oh cod i hate to do this to you guys
You know I had to do it to em
my reasoning whit the pipeeeeeeeee
FTFY

quick copy and paste meme
imagine if this turned out to be a rpg factory game?
Waiting for an alpha key b like
When you finally get it.
But then you break the NDA
It seems the architect rtx2080 received an alpha key and played enough 
THE LAST KEY episode I - coming to theaters near you:
https://streamable.com/qya1g
/\ might have to click link
+get depressed when you donβt get one
He died like many who waited for the Alpha key
analysisssss
When someone mentions how low your chances of getting a key are: https://youtu.be/Ea2HS8NL4s4
00:37:23 into "Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back"
if(SimonIsRobot == true){
SendAlphaKeys();
}
when ur email empty
what are they trying to prove???
This guy need alpha key
The Delayer's t r u e f o r m
When the developers are asked if any keys were sent out:
Star citizen is teasing me. π’
Satisfactory LEAK
im sorry @willow palm
He obviously knows something but does not want to talk.
So
u forgot 3rd plank
If this happens can we all have key
Yall better vote fast
lizzard doggo doesnt feel all too well
When i see a Lizard-doggo:
Satisfactory is built with unity ergo I can almost get away with posting this, right?
https://i.imgur.com/dIuZ8qv.png
Edit: A mod removed my "I'm dumb" comment so I'm putting it here now.
Comment: Typos are one hell of a drug but I'm leaving it there because that makes me look like a tit, and that's funny... right?
https://imgur.com/yUz80j7 begging in the #delete-beg4keys-here channel
Waiting for Apha Key https://gph.is/1aRJM1j
It's treason then
Still can't find the one that matters the most xD
when its key day again and you still didnt get a key :(
HEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEESSS SIMON
Making a meme ...
lets hand out Satisfactory keys for everyone
everyone is lovin the lizard doggo but where is the love for this monster cute animal?
Holy moly I'm in the alpha???
how it feels not getting that alpha key #SimonWhyYuDoDis?
"If there was a god it would be pipes" Albert Brainstines
In this video, Jace gives me an alpha key.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Blast! bamboozled again!
A bit late to the show.. https://imgflip.com/i/2nuhbv
You know it's really hard to get a god damn Alpha key when they even make a movie about it!!!
when the video dies 12 seconds in....
Me checking my email on Monday and realizing I didn't get a key...
Ok so I spent way too much time on this with literally no skill in editing at all but here you go.
its monday again everyone, prepare for letdowns.
this is the reason pipes are the only way Satisfactory will be a.. satisfactory game
whos ready for another key day monday of disappointment and sadness tomorrow? I SURE AM
feelsbadman
also me seeing other people having fun playtesting satisfactory 
@exotic hornet Made a nice Hot Doggo for us, all credits go to him
Jace when people demand keys
you know I had to do it to em
(just so you know, I did actually subscribe to Coffee Stain again and no subscriptions were hurt in the making of this video)
forgive me father, for I have sinned
you know i had to do it to em
the original looked better in photoshop, new and hopefully improved
That one time Jace couldn't get handbreaks to work for like 8 hours.
i'm so sorry
Not exactly the lizard doggo but...
Just noticed this on Simon Saga #2
Th truth is out there
Tried making my own one
when you dont get an alpha key
i think we all know why the satisfactory page disappeared from steam.....
CHAOS ERUPTS
β SEEK SHELTER IF ANY IS AVAILABLE β
A man can dream~
Bananas confirmed @stray ginkgo
Steam>Epic
satisfactory is unreal
image by @tawny maple
How I'm sure Jace must feel this morning:
https://i.imgflip.com/2ofvys.jpg im enjoying this too much, dont worry, im not actually meaning these burns. I will deffo get the game wherever it may be!
Hey guys I went to a psychic for a "future reading" and all they gave me was this image. What does it mean?
0:
When some people see the game is only available on the epic store https://media1.tenor.com/images/225418a9d75b37de84a4bfbe886b08e8/tenor.gif?itemid=5065669
r/SatisfactoryGame

Sorry, I had to... https://youtu.be/Y1xWfdmhFSQ
Me: I want key
Jace:
When it's monday and Jace hasn't posted a video about keys yet
https://giphy.com/gifs/reasons-key-peele-C9x0nrkuYlqjC
(Fake! I got bored of waiting....)
when you make your own email cos you feel down
leaked alpha footage of satisfactory
@kind maple More like
I put this in the wrong place.. so hey.. i used comic sans, this really stings

I leave my dad alone with the 3d printer and doggo.stl for ONE DAY AAaand he put a duck head on it
Haha
Hahahaha
i'm glad that satisfactory is a 5/5 on the most reputable review source
knew it
When someone you never saw before in here state that he speak for "the community"... thanks brah!
Getting ready
I really need to make space on my desktop. Another useless launcher, here I come!
Jace never lies
To clear out all that confusion around this important topic, I've made some clarification around @autumn flower ! Hope it help everyone understands!
@autumn flower: "Hey Simon, I thought maybe this week we could give out 10,000 keys?"
https://gyazo.com/c29bfa8cad8d3a00c8db1072b8dd1be4
Uhm.... what?
You looking at your emails every Monday for dat satisfactory key
NEW ANNOUNCEMENT π
Guys! I've finally got the proof of the evil corporation meeting!!!
Had to, sorry.
5000 alpha keys? π
I'll delete if its considered rude
me staying up for a key like
Me : How many keys this week?
Simon :
Mondays be like
PEOPLE WITHOUT AN ALPHA KEY ON MONDAY EVENING: https://i.imgur.com/p0tGyjf.jpg
Meanwhile, on a Monday....not a single new email
well I CLEARLY have a key 
Simon does not approve
Idk why but here
It keeps getting worse
didnt realise this chat was here, will repost from twitter https://twitter.com/alisdair42/status/1072928118854336513
@SatisfactoryAF @jembawls thanks for the update, though this gif was inevitable https://t.co/vSmeP3bDjy
Respect to @haughty jackal for the key fanart I totally didn't use without consent
Got this in a fortune cookie the other day. Fate is on my side this week π
Heh Heh Boi
@undone cipher
when you wait till 12.00 AM on sunday and you dont get a alpha key email
This one's for my Futurama fans somewhere out there.
I know you're on it, but had to make the meme π @arctic pagoda
Pipes confirmed
everyone right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugjvWw4Hbg0
IT'S A FAKE vs IT'S REAL debate can only last so long before some says SHUT UP!!!
even better
Satisubway
FOR THE EMPEROR!
From the Animusic 1 DVD - This is the runaway hit from the first Animusic DVD - find more at www.animusic.com!
Love ya' @supple cipher
Didnt get one press F to pay respect. π¦
feel the same way?
no comments needed, I'm sorry Jace, the face was too priceless
Heβs looking for pudding pops
me when satisfactory is released
props to @inner glacier
same
They have 5 days π
me every day
What i know about satisfactory
look a this : ) (from me )
deletes life 
...when you leave #satisfactory alone for 5 minutes...
When you leave #satisfactory for 3 hours and 23 minutes
i made This
You want a key? well... too bad!
Oof
when you start chatting in #satisfactory-memes thinking its actually #satisfactory and wondering why its on a 2 minute timer Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Me when Jace announces Satisfactory for Steam
Tapping "Satisfactory" on Discord's Gifs
https://tenor.com/view/cut-to-the-chase-jase-duck-dynasty-gif-4104442
Ravioli, ravioli, where are our keys-oli
when someone illegally got Π° key
https://giphy.com/gifs/2sZajpsk62BEeV51SW
Low effort B&
when you beg for keys outside of #delete-beg4keys-here
How did i do guys?
Im so bored, please give key
I thought it could work ... π
.0https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456117300446232578/526776766883299329/video_1.mov
When u got no alpha key
Oops spelling mistake!!! (Can a mod remove the old one)
low quality but kind of funny
anotha one
accurate representation of what I can do with the time I got
1 π« = RDR2
1
= π
Ok even i think this one is bad but still
Any low effort memes will from now on be removed if deemed too low effort, out of place, not following the "meme format", or lacking of the good good. Thank you for your cooperation.
Based on @tepid tundra post in #legacy-media I guess Unreal Engine suggests a 2019 release! If I don't get an alpha key the next 25 tries, the game will be there already π
Coffestain reading our applications:
the dream
making daily memes untill I get a key day 2
When you dont get a key and your friend does
making daily memes untill I get a key day 3
making daily memes untill I get a key day 4
Not anymore
making daily memes untill I get a key day 5
Mom said it's my turn on the Alpha
You want a key? You know what to do! Pray the lord Simon!!!
making daily memes untill I get a key day 6
hows this ? didnt have photoshop avalible but it works
@thorny stream
making daily memes untill I get a key day 7
Not Very Good at this
i guess its pretty bad
making daily memes untill I get a key day 8
I made a funny 
I can prove you wrong by giving you my opinion about all those meme!
making daily memes untill I get a key day 9
making daily memes untill I get a key day 10
Posting 2 memes a day until I get an alpha key to beat the other guy
DAY 1
I want my keeeeeey
making 5 daily memes untill I get a key day 11
making 5 daily memes untill I get a key day 12 (posting again because of identical memes)
making 5 daily memes untill I get a key day 13
I'm in the office, my resources are currently limited...
not me but goals am i right?
making 5 daily memes untill I get a key day 14
making daily memes untill I get a key day 15 (going back to one meme per day)
^
making daily memes untill I get a key day 16
making daily memes untill I get a key day 17 (my excuse for not posting yesterday... uh... today... is that its still friday in Las Vegas so shush)
making daily memes untill I get a key day 18 (because its Saturday in most countries now)
making daily memes untill I get a key day 19
thank you @tepid tundra for the mee mee
making daily memes untill I get a key day 20
making daily memes untill I get a key day 21
making daily memes untill I get a key day 22
I fixed your meme :^)
making daily memes untill I get a key day 23
Back in 19/10/2018 : https://imgflip.com/i/2kirz2
making daily memes untill I get a key day 24
in the spirit of the above yugioh card here, i have made my own MTG style card, though unprinted
making daily memes untill I get a key day 25
More cards !!!
First ever meme posted here
making daily memes untill I get a key day 26
Enough for today, will do some more tomorrow
99% of humans can't solve this captcha. Want to know how? Just click on this li...
lol
making daily memes untill I get a key day 27
making daily memes untill I get a key day 28
making daily memes untill I get a key day 29
"satisfactory is a factorio clone"
me:
Alpha entry is blocked by Simon-the-grey
i just scrolled all the way up, thinking you did a repost, but yours is better than this @median matrix
making daily memes untill I get a key day 30
Had to do it to them.
making daily memes untill I get a key day 31 (oh hey its been a month now)
making daily memes untill I get a key day 32
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/523209521351491613/543806626763898900/Jacinator.jpg?width=484&height=676 in here cos its where its supposed to be
making daily memes untill I get a key day 33
making daily memes untill I get a key day 34
this is what will happen wen we get the key's
Snutter
i got a jace up my sleeve
making daily memes untill I get a key day 35
best snutt meme yet
making daily memes untill I get a key day 36
Uploading public alpha key...
Does this post by itself count as a meme?
. . . . . . . . . . . .
making daily memes untill I get a key day 37
Roller-coaster of feelings Jace
when it's Wednesday
He even got the perfect face for that meme.
making daily memes untill I get a key day 39 (posting 2 memes because yesterday's one has been found offensive by some server members)
making a meme every day until the game comes out of closed alpha day 3:
was bored so i made a bonus meme, next few are more original i swear
since everyone thinks my memes are reposts ima post another, day 3 bonus 2
making daily memes untill I get a key day 40
Making a meme every day until satisfactory comes out of closed alpha day 4
The eight wonders of the world........
making daily memes untill I get a key day 41
making daily memes untill I get a key day 42
Clic on the spoiler to have an Alpha Keys
this looked way better in my head
Yup yup yup