#satisfactory-memes

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zenith salmon
visual moon
sly night
stark basin
patent wren
split lake
proud cairn
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:' )

hoary fractal
patent wren
graceful raven
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//Simple java method to get alpha key
    public static AlphaKey getAlphaKey(SatisfactoryPlayer player) {
        if(you.hasAlphaKey()) return you.findAlphaKey();
        if(player.hasAlphaKey()) {
            try {
                return Crimes.stealAlphaKeyFrom(player);
            }catch(LawViolationException e) {
                goToJail(e);
                return null;
            }
        }else {
            return getAlphaKey(main.PlayerList.getNext());
        }
    }
sly kettle
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^^^ See how you can get an alpha key today with this simple trick! DEVS HATE THIS! (pls dont ban me its just a meme)

plain grove
atomic tusk
teal vigil
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Fixxed @graceful raven 's method

//Simple java method to get alpha key
    public static AlphaKey getAlphaKey(SatisfactoryPlayer player) {
        if(you.hasAlphaKey) return you.findAlphaKey;
        if(player.hasAlphaKey()) {
            try {
                return Crimes.stealAlphaKeyFrom(player);
            }catch(LawViolationException e) {
                goToJail(e);
                return null;
            }
        }else {
            return getAlphaKey(main.PlayerList.getNext());
        }
    }
wooden wedge
real mesa
little minnow
upbeat zephyr
fathom wolf
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(This is a comment taken out of context don’t go searching to ban this man)

rough shuttle
fathom wolf
rough shuttle
mortal umbra
lusty oracle
inland egret
maiden belfry
sleek fulcrum
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!FicsitHR mute @worldly robin Read the topic | 1 day

crude timberBOT
#

Muted Thonkwave#2182 (334140752831447040)

dull ferry
cloud stream
cold ember
real mesa
hardy turtle
#

True tho

pale cloud
indigo crag
pale cloud
gloomy canopy
rocky wagon
minor burrow
hasty orbit
gloomy canopy
unborn thorn
knotty pecan
dusk arrow
drowsy gale
stuck badge
indigo crag
hardy turtle
tepid tundra
thorny stream
#

❀

hardy turtle
jaunty stag
dawn kindle
sly night
zinc dagger
shut niche
dusk arrow
vagrant shore
rugged quarry
lost haven
tardy grove
tardy grove
agile spade
grizzled mango
real mesa
placid saddle
sly night
thorny stream
dusk arrow
little minnow
tawdry totem
dusk arrow
unique sand
lost lark
gleaming barn
sullen plume
lusty oracle
inland egret
gleaming barn
hardy turtle
grave badge
thorny stream
hexed hamlet
severe gorge
severe gorge
naive stump
thick arch
dusk arrow
lusty oracle
hardy turtle
chilly musk
inland egret
prisma vapor
rocky wagon
arctic pine
errant shell
thorny stream
tawny maple
shut niche
uneven osprey
dusk arrow
rough pine
west nacelle
fiery granite
real mesa
glossy laurel
dusk arrow
dusk arrow
vague basin
tawdry totem
fiery granite
wheat geode
#

moi = keys

inland egret
dusk arrow
halcyon musk
halcyon musk
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And yet again i have another meme that would fit the description 'When you didn't get a key and #BlameSimon'

high musk
halcyon musk
halcyon musk
halcyon musk
halcyon musk
thorny stream
inland egret
rough pine
hard palm
rough pine
halcyon musk
hard palm
rough pine
hard palm
mighty pawn
crude cloud
halcyon musk
#

when simon failed to stop thei keys from being send
i messed up and now your gone

rough pine
hexed hamlet
halcyon musk
rough pine
glossy laurel
halcyon musk
torpid osprey
muted kestrel
frozen blaze
pale cloud
hidden yew
little minnow
frigid timber
final crow
rocky wagon
stray ginkgo
short delta
latent hazel
lost lark
lavish plover
rough pine
exotic hornet
zenith salmon
tranquil cargo
cursive grove
simple coral
dusk arrow
glad hemlock
#

How it feels when you dont get an alpha key

lapis leaf
dusty swallow
crude cloud
hardy turtle
#

(don't ban me lol i'm not asking)

hexed hamlet
covert cloud
patent wren
granite herald
terse glen
hexed hamlet
hexed hamlet
hexed hamlet
clear rock
wicked parrot
young stirrup
fervent sable
foggy hound
twin kestrel
thick arch
dusk arrow
solar salmon
rocky wagon
frozen tangle
dusk arrow
crude cloud
halcyon musk
tawdry totem
wide ginkgo
little minnow
thorny stream
#

almost the only post i've made to thier discord ~ see you at release or EA launch maybe

crude cloud
wicked parrot
crude cloud
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Here ya go @autumn flower my man. I would also main you (Note: I will make a proper one for you but I just could not resist making this. Spent 3+ hours on this including the photoshop time. Hope you like it). Edit: Just realized I forgot to clip the black part so the video goes on for longer with just a black screen

rocky wagon
full hamlet
crude cloud
hazy anvil
fathom wolf
dusk arrow
thorny stream
rough pine
brittle belfry
woeful jackal
spice badge
little minnow
timid isle
shut niche
halcyon musk
halcyon musk
steady hinge
stray ginkgo
chilly musk
rocky wagon
dusk arrow
little minnow
silver wren
bleak knot
rough shuttle
cold ember
prisma robin
short flower
forest coyote
tacit dune
bright venture
flint fractal
fervent garden
silent fog
rough pine
crude cloud
little minnow
tawdry totem
#

look mate im not good at division

forest narwhal
wooden wedge
#

Just real quick cause you all forgot something and i only have the ios built-in editor:

Also we probably need to bump up that percentage of reposts because this has been posted 3 times now, strictly speaking.

steep radish
rocky wagon
steep wharf
crude cloud
#

@autumn flower This was a nightmare to make beacuse i had to meanfully make bad photoshops when I usally try hard to make them good.

crude cloud
crude cloud
paper hedge
rough pine
opal spruce
little minnow
dusk arrow
rough pine
trim ridge
crude cloud
chrome citrus
lone inlet
timid cedar
thorny stream
timid cedar
dusk arrow
west nacelle
dull helm
uncut ravine
sonic grotto
lone inlet
red lotus
river crane
bold pivot
opal spruce
tawny maple
terse glen
sleek holly
dusk arrow
tacit raft
wild elm
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if(SimonIsRobot == true){
    SendAlphaKeys();
}
zenith salmon
#

Guess i have to wait till 19.07.2021

latent adder
dusk arrow
mint dock
dusk arrow
tranquil sparrow
rocky shard
dull helm
compact knot
dusty swallow
dusk arrow
dusk arrow
patent wren
thorny stream
hardy turtle
zenith salmon
plush tusk
arctic pagoda
rough pine
rocky shard
languid elm
dusty swallow
dusk arrow
fiery granite
thorny stream
#

Satisfactory is built with unity ergo I can almost get away with posting this, right?
https://i.imgur.com/dIuZ8qv.png
Edit: A mod removed my "I'm dumb" comment so I'm putting it here now.
Comment: Typos are one hell of a drug but I'm leaving it there because that makes me look like a tit, and that's funny... right?

rocky shard
lucid kestrel
granite shale
thorny stream
fallen ember
little minnow
copper tangle
drowsy gale
copper tangle
tacit raft
tawny maple
tawny maple
shut niche
little minnow
copper tangle
bold bane
little minnow
#

everyone is lovin the lizard doggo but where is the love for this monster cute animal?

copper tangle
thorny stream
thorny stream
solemn bane
languid elm
woeful jackal
ocean maple
terse glen
dusk arrow
chilly musk
little minnow
thorny stream
terse glen
thorny stream
rough pine
thorny stream
little minnow
compact karma
dull brook
#

Ok so I spent way too much time on this with literally no skill in editing at all but here you go.

terse glen
little minnow
thorny stream
ocean maple
ocean maple
little minnow
#

also me seeing other people having fun playtesting satisfactory evildoggo

lament escarp
atomic moth
fallen ember
golden willow
sonic grotto
patent wren
thorny stream
#

(just so you know, I did actually subscribe to Coffee Stain again and no subscriptions were hurt in the making of this video)

tawny maple
little minnow
white peak
thorny stream
hexed hamlet
static arrow
hexed hamlet
stray ginkgo
hearty hinge
tawny maple
thorny stream
fickle bloom
modest ether
tawny maple
rough pine
dusky ibex
weak grove
autumn flower
placid saddle
little minnow
#

⚠ SEEK SHELTER IF ANY IS AVAILABLE ⚠

wanton shuttle
languid elm
faint depot
sleek holly
thin bridge
glad hemlock
fervent vine
rough pine
hot rune
spice badge
rocky wagon
thorny stream
#

Hey guys I went to a psychic for a "future reading" and all they gave me was this image. What does it mean?

oak lodge
thick arch
copper tangle
ocean maple
stone marlin
ocean maple
rough pine
brave thunder
mighty pawn
sweet phoenix
acoustic star
slim eagle
prisma fog
sour zealot
hot rune
dull brook
sour zealot
trim willow
little minnow
dusk arrow
rocky wagon
dull brook
ornate sluice
trim ridge
mystic coyote
spring palm
tawny maple
keen lagoon
golden bay
ocean maple
undone mulch
atomic moth
kind maple
spring palm
kind maple
spring palm
dusk pollen
dusk pollen
zenith salmon
rocky wagon
thorny stream
zenith salmon
thorny stream
kind maple
hot rune
gilded nimbus
#

I put this in the wrong place.. so hey.. i used comic sans, this really stings

kind maple
rapid creek
winged cape
naive sonnet
haughty hearth
hot rune
rough pine
tranquil sparrow
tepid tundra
thorny stream
hasty orbit
rough pine
spring palm
rough blaze
dull brook
finite lodge
sonic pilot
#

I really need to make space on my desktop. Another useless launcher, here I come!

lilac tide
rough pine
#

To clear out all that confusion around this important topic, I've made some clarification around @autumn flower ! Hope it help everyone understands!

hot rune
jade orbit
hot rune
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@autumn flower: "Hey Simon, I thought maybe this week we could give out 10,000 keys?"

tawny maple
sweet dune
sweet dune
hot rune
cursive magnet
deep basin
desert hatch
autumn flower
quasi egret
rough pine
shrewd thicket
kind maple
kind maple
ebon blade
tawny maple
elfin sequoia
proper cape
azure ginkgo
rough pine
wooden wedge
vernal bison
frigid rose
elfin sequoia
thorny stream
coral lava
hearty saffron
lament venture
rancid moon
tawny maple
sturdy haven
tawny maple
sturdy haven
hot rune
sonic grotto
dusk pollen
thorny stream
timber python
dim zodiac
cold ember
hexed hamlet
dull brook
opal orbit
opal orbit
dry swift
potent forge
wild estuary
sweet quest
flat apex
hot kelp
#

Got this in a fortune cookie the other day. Fate is on my side this week πŸ˜‚

feral shuttle
thorny stream
royal urchin
#

when you wait till 12.00 AM on sunday and you dont get a alpha key email

sweet dune
vernal bison
lunar belfry
stone ivy
thorny stream
faint depot
pearl vine
rocky wagon
thorny stream
keen lagoon
thorny stream
thorny stream
pallid thunder
stone ivy
modest ether
restive lava
terse glen
deft stratus
devout anvil
worldly tapir
dusk arrow
arctic pumice
supple cipher
sullen fulcrum
sullen fulcrum
devout anvil
devout anvil
crude peak
restive lava
devout anvil
royal urchin
rocky wagon
trim ridge
terse glen
deft stratus
timber merlin
cerulean island
thorny stream
hushed snow
fair bison
earnest gorge
deft stratus
restive lava
rocky wagon
rough pine
granite shale
ruby steeple
tepid tundra
thorny stream
hazy sable
frozen oxide
sweet dune
earnest anchor
full mango
karmic warren
spring loom
steep light
earnest gorge
sweet dune
warped hearth
rocky wagon
inner current
autumn needle
golden fjord
frozen brook
thorny stream
dusty maple
junior wind
dusk arrow
feral summit
coral heron
thorny stream
pseudo cosmos
agile wren
full hamlet
thorny stream
inner current
pale anchor
errant widget
errant widget
potent lichen
thorny stream
golden olive
granite crater
rough pine
placid hound
graceful maple
rapid creek
terse venture
sly agate
jagged loom
tulip cave
cinder fox
civic tulip
stable aurora
little minnow
vast spear
slender silo
vast kestrel
inner lantern
pastel wind
wanton sinew
fossil shuttle
wheat roost
exotic hornet
high cairn
rain moon
wheat roost
prime tartan
thorny stream
subtle hearth
echo elbow
rocky wagon
compact cedar
nocturne current
compact cedar
unreal forge
vast hatch
tepid tundra
ancient fractal
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.0https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456117300446232578/526776766883299329/video_1.mov

frigid tundra
compact cedar
raven harness
wheat roost
lilac tide
silk turtle
rough pine
raven harness
dusk pollen
vernal bison
terse rain
tulip cave
cinder plume
zinc dagger
compact cedar
sacred saffron
sacred cairn
mint dock
#

Any low effort memes will from now on be removed if deemed too low effort, out of place, not following the "meme format", or lacking of the good good. Thank you for your cooperation.

vernal bison
#

Based on @tepid tundra post in #legacy-media I guess Unreal Engine suggests a 2019 release! If I don't get an alpha key the next 25 tries, the game will be there already πŸ˜‚

median matrix
subtle blaze
final bridge
tepid tundra
sly agate
median matrix
grizzled otter
surreal oak
lethal gulch
ripe juniper
median matrix
crystal sedge
median matrix
vestal blaze
thorny stream
median matrix
tawny maple
stray hedge
rough pine
stray swallow
median matrix
hallow plover
thorny stream
bold bane
fluid chasm
raven harness
final bridge
median matrix
brave thunder
gilded robin
unreal forge
fierce siren
unreal forge
median matrix
thorny stream
stiff dust
bronze gazelle
whole pollen
lean prairie
dull brook
final bridge
rough pine
hasty orbit
median matrix
potent lichen
viral compass
native grotto
median matrix
jovial vortex
green quarry
hardy turtle
hardy turtle
winged bay
thorny stream
neat star
neat star
neat star
tawny maple
shell flower
median matrix
tawdry girder
shell flower
hasty orbit
tawny maple
tough merlin
thorny stream
balmy kiln
novel cedar
zinc dagger
chilly musk
neat star
zinc dagger
potent lichen
dusk arrow
true agate
crisp egret
median matrix
hasty orbit
neat star
chilly spade
neat star
mint dock
stuck bay
random kayak
neat star
median matrix
thorny stream
fair shoal
little hare
grizzled island
harsh jungle
versed bison
zinc dagger
hexed hamlet
scenic reef
thorny stream
trim ridge
median matrix
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making daily memes untill I get a key day 17 (my excuse for not posting yesterday... uh... today... is that its still friday in Las Vegas so shush)

dull ferry
median matrix
rough briar
hallow fractal
little minnow
low kite
slate frost
median matrix
median matrix
ember fiber
oblique depot
median matrix
hasty orbit
hasty orbit
willow gazelle
shy crescent
median matrix
shell flower
grizzled mango
median matrix
normal sluice
rocky wagon
#

in the spirit of the above yugioh card here, i have made my own MTG style card, though unprinted

normal sluice
graceful raven
sonic hamlet
median matrix
normal sluice
earnest anchor
sonic hamlet
sonic hamlet
median matrix
normal sluice
junior wind
sonic hamlet
granite shale
median matrix
sonic hamlet
ruby mural
rough pine
median matrix
upbeat atlas
median matrix
junior gull
upbeat atlas
rancid rock
graceful sandal
hoary fractal
rough pine
manic comet
neat star
hexed hamlet
dawn void
thorny stream
median matrix
junior gull
woeful canyon
tepid quiver
proud pond
wise mountain
median matrix
foggy river
median matrix
rough pine
rocky wagon
median matrix
slate swan
hollow wave
median matrix
wheat coyote
wise mountain
rough pine
warm forge
dusk arrow
wheat coyote
wheat coyote
wheat coyote
median matrix
wheat coyote
wise mountain
median matrix
graceful raven
ornate oxide
fallen ember
white jasper
ornate oxide
violet dew
broken trench
rough pine
neat star
median matrix
teal token
wise mountain
sage robin
sturdy stream
rough pine
bold bane
rough pine
sturdy stream
zinc dagger
trail prism
median matrix
neat star
sturdy stream
rough pine
trail prism
sturdy stream
sturdy stream
#

since everyone thinks my memes are reposts ima post another, day 3 bonus 2

echo mist
echo mist
median matrix
fallow sphinx
sturdy stream
#

Making a meme every day until satisfactory comes out of closed alpha day 4

thorny stream
raven harness
sturdy stream
median matrix
thorny stream
echo mist
rough pine
median matrix
hallow saffron
grand falcon
rough pine
vocal ibex
tepid tundra
hot girder
topaz nova
wise mountain